Aristocracy

Last night Lacey was up until 4 o’clock in the morning talking to Al Franken’s wife who now hates her. Why? Because Lacey is real.

Standing as herself on the Nesheim staggering amount of land…in the 1990’s…she’s shocked. It’s…like New York City. It’s scary.

Even if you own it…it’s…terrifying. You try to get it to “calm down”…and it doesn’t.

“We’re going to make sure that that land is destroyed and that the family can’t keep it and that’s going to be a real celebration for us when we realize that if-that’s gonna win-we’re gonna win.” says the Illuminati.

“Why are you fuckers so overly confident cause I have a fucking feeling that doesn’t even matter that land has been in their family for over 100 years.” says a man.

“Shh! Shh!” says an Illuminati narcissist with a psychotic smile on their face.

“Why are you telling me to shush?! I’m just telling you the truth.” says a man not involved directly in the situation.

“I’m the fucking TRUE elite AND I don’t want to fucking hear that?! OK?! So..fuck you! Fuck-fuck you! Fuck you!” says the narcissist too livid from losing their narcissistic high to process reality.

“Her cousin still owns an estate, and by the time that her cousin dies you people will be dead. The truth is if they sell that land they’ll make tens of millions of dollars and if Lacey sells just her mineral rights she’ll probably be an instant millionaire too anyway.” says a CIA operative. “See this is why you guys are idiots. You’re destroying class because the Rockefellers did own Standard Oil. These people did own the Nesheim land which is more than just an estate. It’s enormous! Actually…they do. …Right now, they still right now as we speak, they do want it…and own it. They may never give it up. …There could be someone in the family who will take it over. Like Lacey. There are a lot of Nesheims. So do you want to just kill all of them to pretend like they didn’t exist?” asks the CIA operative.

“So we can’t annihilate the experience of what they had. Guess we can’t go back in time and change it?” asks a narcissist who is into science in the Illuminati.

“No. And then you know what? If you did…you’d be fighting with them in the past…and they already won. They won. So…even if you went back and put on an invisibility cloak you lost. You might’ve literally gotten lost. It’s a lot of land and if you didn’t know that and you were overwhelmed, you probably would have gotten scared. If you sent a kid there in a time machine I doubt they’d get quite as scared. And Harold would pick up on that and you’d be toast…

He put in an electric fence… and it felt…creepy. So it’s possible that he killed some of you in the future. There’s no way for you guys to win that. That land has been in the family for over 100 years, there’s no exception. There’s no out. There’s no way to win it. It suffocated you.

And right now it suffocates your ego. Your egos were suffocated on that land. They really are old money elite in a way that maybe none of the Illuminati-leads are bothering to even comprehend. How many of you have owned 10,000 acres of land for over 100 years with trillions of dollars of oil underneath it and have a perfect, real elite family to go with it?” says the FBI.

“So Lacey you know some thing if people actually did try or do try in the future to go back and explore the land is it kind of like going to the bottom of the ocean?” asks a woman.

“Yes the the the electrical outputs of the land itself, we’ll stay, and the vastness of it…it’s like a maze. …If you go straight to the house, you seem like a ghost…and they account for that. And they see you and you’re toast. If you go to the barn, then you’re stuck in the barn and their barn is creepy. There are the ghost there, who are native to the land and time.

If you go on the property itself and try to prove Lacey wrong you get lost because it’s too much land…and it’s-when she’s saying it’s scary that’s real…and there also are wild animals on that land that prowl at night and kill people.” says Harold of the Nesheims.

“So your parents truly could have owned a mansion in West Bloomington if they’d not been dysfunctional.” says of Lacey’s childhood friends.

“Yes!” says Lacey’s mother who raised her in the afterlife.

“That…that is soul crushing to me. Yeah, that’s devastating to know. It’s devastating that you’re you’re gorgeous, you’re sexy, you’re exquisite, you’re incredibly beautiful, you’re hot, you’re a genius, you’re loving…you’re kind, you’re mature, you’re deep, you’re sincere. Basically you’re just truly perfect and then like human. And your family is like an actual aristocratic family, not like fake aristocratic but like actual, like organic over time aristocratic. I hate it, it’s just devastating like I am-I am extraordinarily devastated.” says Casi sincerely, opening up.

“Yeah, yeah…I can’t handle it either. It’s one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to go through in my entire life.” says a man in the perfume community in Europe.

“Honestly, it almost drove me to bankruptcy if not actual bankruptcy. I still like to think that I am her to cope with the fact that if-if she exists, I just wanna kill myself.” She shudders. “It drives me to suicide, daily.” says Nancy.

“See look what you did by living. Look what you did! Just look at what your whole family did! And actually I I can’t believe that. That would piss me off but maybe that’s not true. OK so fine they’re all like that to some degree even if she’s not one of those genetically? Look what you did, look what you did.” says Franny, weeping.

“What did they do?” asks Al.

“They ruined us.” says Franni in a field of wheat in Nebraska in 1994. She thinks it’s the Nesheim farm.

“Franni! That’s Nebraska!”

Concerto No. 1 in A Minor for Violin and Strings by Vivaldi plays. It’s what the Nesheim land sounds like…if it had a theme song.

“Yes. It’s does.” says Mozart himself. He loves the land on sunny day in June of 1994.

“Okay….but…that’s what that whole area feels like.” says an Englishman. “Maybe it’s at its peak in certain places. Like on her family’s land. But…it’s not just there.”

“1994 was a beautiful year?” asks a wizard.

“It was perfect.” says Tonette smugly.

“Where else in Minesonsin…is like that?” asks a man.

“All of Lake Superior. Red Wing. All of North Dakota.” says Louis.

“Why is Minnesota different?” asks an Englishman.

“It’s the woods! …But Iowa and southern Minnesota are not woods…but they’re different.” says Louis. “It’s far more gentle. Less…terrifying.” says King Louis.

“So in your country…North Dakota and Lake Superior are like Scotland.” says the Englishman.

“It’s better than that….to me.” says Louis with a smile.

“So…what’s going on?! Why don’t you care about our suffering?!?” yells Casi at Lacey.

“What suffering?! You’re superior, aren’t you?!” asks Lacey of Casi.

American Beauty by Thomas Newman plays…and it too is the Nesheim Farm.

“We should kill her in surgery.” says a demon favorited by black “elite.”

“Great! Love it!” says a half black actress from a hit show at the moment who likes to pretend she’s old money. Her beauty went to her head and now she’s practically mindless apparently?

Black Americans HATE the idea of Nesheim wealth more than any white person. And it’s because THEY ARE RACIST.

“The Nesheims are proof that certain European countries and people actually are more elite than others.” says a black woman. “And that black people are not superior to all white people. …And that most white liberal elites are actually just trailer trash to this day.”

“Okay! But how is she so vulnerable to the Illuminati?!?” scoffs a hater.

“Because they’re a supposed…supernatural organization. If it was truly public…they’d lose almost all power. People would see them as a mere cult. Just a bunch of psychotically obsessed witches and wizards who can do ‘cool shit’ but that’s…all.” says Simon Johnson, Lacey’s great granduncle.

“It’s…the Illuminati’s desperate need to exert power and influence over the Nesheims and the Rockefellers and the Vanderbilts and the British Royal Family and the Gettys that is utterly destroying them.” says a dead Rothschild.

“So because they’ve snubbed the occult…you guys can harm them?!?” asks Summertime Sadness.

“Yes!!!” yells Ron Craft.

“So now you’re forcing Lacey into premature quasi-death to try to win?” asks Summertime Sadness. “Okay…but what if there’s an actual Purgatory?”

“There’s no island named Purgatory.” says all modern science.

“Island?!?” says Lord Snotgrass.

“Yes! Purgatory is an island.” says a modern scientist.

“No. It’s a location.” says the Pope.

“That’s absurd!” says Pope Pius IX to the current Pope in 2023.

“But then where is it?!?” scoffs all modern science.

“Lacey is a soccer mom!!!” says Mr. Blue frothing at the mouth to find a way to insult Lacey.

“It’s supernatural.” says Pope Pius IX.

“That means it’s absolutely impossible.” says all of current science.

“No! You’re forgetting science.” says Pope Pius IX.

“No!! I’m the scientific director of the world not you!” says the scientist.

“Then how are you talking to me?! Where…am I?!?” asks Pope Pius IX.

“We’re wondering if you were gay?” asks a living gay man.

“Yes!” he says. “Ask me more in Heaven.”

“So you’re saying it’s allowed in Heaven!!!” bites a liberal rising to the kill.

“No!” he says.

“So it’s not?!?” asks an American liberal rising to the kill.

“You’re silencing me.” says Pope Pius IX.

“No. I understand. Lacey is silencing you, like she did with Lem.” say ALL living “liberals” everywhere.

“You’re Green-Hart Nazis. Not liberals.” says Pope IX.

“Oh boy!” says a Green-Hart Nazi sympathizer laughing at Lacey. “We aren’t Green-Hart Nazis. Those are imaginary. Right?! You ugly little shit woman on the plane?”

“No. She’s not ugly. I just came on to her.” says Pope Pius IX.

“So you were gay? And it’s insanity?” asks a Republican gay man.

“It might be. But I still wasn’t gay.” says Lem.

“I was!!” says Pope Pius IX. “Lem and I look alike…except…I was real.”

“So Lem copied the mannerisms of men like you?” says a Green-Hart Nazi.

“Yes! Brilliantly well, poor thing.” says Pope Pius IX.

“Why would he do that!!?” asks a poor Green-Hart Nazi accusingly in self-superior doubt.

“Because he was molested.” says Pope Pius IX.

“So he thought he was gay because he was molested.” say the Green-Hart Nazis going into seizures.

“Doesn’t that make sense?” asks Pope Pius IX.

“No!” the Green-Hart Nazis shout.

“Except it does.” says Pope Pius IX.

“Okay. So he was actually confused into acting gay! We don’t like that!” say the Green-Hart Nazis.

“We know.” says Pope Pius IX.

“Okay…so his actual narrative shatters a few of our myths.” says a Green-Hart Nazi.

“So the Seays came from FRANCE in the 1200’s or so. And had a title. The title was given to turn for valor in war with King William the Conqueror.” says Wobbly. “So…they’re actually just French!!”

“Normandy?!” sincerely asks a current Jewish screenwriter like she’s riff raff.

“Shit! We sound dumb. Because they don’t necessarily have to have been poor in France. And I suppose…their English title given to them by King William the Conqueror meant something.” he says.

“So…they were very dark…but…they identified as British?” asks an Englishman. “And I bet they intermarried with more native English in those following 500 YEARS!!!” he yells. “500 YEARS!!!!!” He scoffs as a genetic expert who isn’t happy about the idiocy of the Illuminati in regard to all supernatural phenomena. “500 years…is long enough to be at least somewhat truly English.” he scoffs. “That’s longer than the US has existed.”

“They were British longer than the US has existed?!?” asks Casi, confused.

“Casi…how long do you think the US has existed?” asks a perfume hater.

“Okay! But these were white people intermarrying with other white peoples. And I’m sure the French got watered down to almost nothing.” She sighs. “By the 1700’s when…they came to Virginia.”

“Yeah. It’s only been almost 250 years.” says a white actress.

“Yeah right!” says the black actress.

“No. You can’t count before the US Constitution. You’re ruining racial equality. Get a grip, you black Ethel.” says Lacey. “Sorry, Ethel.”

“My southern accent bothers you?” she asks crying over herself pathetically.

“No. You sound like a stupid maid.” says Lacey. “Sweetie…you still sound like a black slave.”

“But that’s my native accent.” she protests.

“Yes. And it’s disgusting. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“Oh I’m dirty?” she says thinking she’s got Lacey all figured out.

“I have no idea. Are you?” asks Lacey.

“Fine! You hate my accent.” she says.

“It’s disgusting. You say something stupid and have that accent and it’s like you’re a slave…in reality.” says Lacey.

“Are you a Green-Hart Nazi?” asks a man of the southern, older black woman.

“Yes!” she says.

“That’s actually true though you know?” says a man. “And it’s annoying as shit.”

“That’s a black accent.” says a man.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“And it makes them all sound like slaves.” says Lem. “All.”

“Why can’t you work on that? …I suppose it’s too cumbersome?” says Lacey.

“Yeah! I hear you.” says a trans woman. “I’m confused too slightly.” They think. “It’s in our heads and yours that you’re a slave in that accent. That’s not our fault. …Is it just too…aggravating?”

“No, no! I got it! I’ve got the solution!” says Mr. Blue.

“Actually…I love the idea of an African accent.” says a Haitian. He grins. “We do that best!”

“We agree.” says a dead Rothschild.

“Because it sounds black. But not like a poor servant.” says a woman from Trinidad.

“Yes!! It’s real.” says Lacey. “It works!”

“Haiti was a black country.” says a black man. “It is a proud heritage.”

“But I like our accent.” says the smug Green-Hart Nazi black bitch, condescendingly.

“That’s not my accent.” says a black American man.

“Awkward.” says a Native American woman.

“So you’re in love with that Haitian man now?!?” asks George Soros smugly of Lacey.

“No!” says Lacey.

“No!” he says, confused.

“But we fixed the class issue. So she sound love you now.” says George Soros.

“She just wasn’t attracted to him?” says a black woman.

“ do you know what she’s black because I’m not attracted to all Jewish mend and then she was being credited from Scotia Scotia was black like he was in so then that’s the thing she’s like da track to Jim because he’s like her son because they’re the same race if she was Scotia, and if your previous a life, Xcode, she was like a black person that we see today and then um Egypt was just like Black people from Ethiopia the same exact people and then they’re all related to her and they’re all her kids and then like he’s he’s like her kid because all Black people are her children because all Black people descended from from Egypt. There were no other people in Africa before it Egypt because we’re all Egyptian queens and princesses and that’s the thing I’m not even talking.” says Sarah Jessica Parker.

“I think she’s in love with you or she wants to lick your ass or something I don’t know I think of it because she’s totally beneath us and we’ll figure it out guys will figure it out with your dad out.” says George Clooney.

“ I didn’t know my wife found every other man attractive. I thought we were in a perfect marriage. I am shocked.” says Sarah Jessica Parker’s husband.

“ no I mean are you just jealous of that man’s accent now so you’re trying to make it seem like it means something that doesn’t?” asks an Englishwoman.

“ yes, of course she’s intimidated. These people don’t sound like him. They don’t sound like they’re from Africa. They don’t sound like they’re from the islands. They sound like black slaves that’s just reality that’s not a white invention. That’s well in a way it is but that’s a different topic love to complete things because it’s really classes you for them. They can’t handle which Africans rich Caribbean’s for a black and they love to take them down to pick up maybe face first at times because it’s about class not race….almost entirely in 2023.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. I agree.” says the Native American woman.

“ See that’s for being Native American isn’t the same thing as being black and it’s not the color of our skin we do have more respect than you. We do have an actual colony in a nation that’s not imaginary it’s called a reservation.” says a Native American man.

“ But you’re poor!” says a black actress.

“ yeah so what we have our land we have our own land land does actually matter we are a lot of us are poor and drug addicted and it’s awful but that being said we do have our own property that’s ours legally you don’t.” says the Native American man.

“ oh, yeah, out of jealousy. Obviously, you’re lame doesn’t matter what, poison your water who is in your ground, poison your air, because proposed by white pricks.“ says a white ghost.

“ Yeah thank you for admitting that you’re just jealous of the fact that we still exist and have our own fucking property I don’t nation.” says a Native American man.

“ so you exist within Louie’s country as your own countries?” asks a female white activist.

“ yes no I mean if I was alive I’d probably figure out something better but I’m not so for now that’s what it is they’re just at just is always status quo as far as land that’s how it has to be for now, but spiritually will see what God thinks.” says Louis. “there are some mature adult native Americans, who may have been find this conversation. Fascinating. Because it’s possible that they’ve been under spiritual attack for a very long time we’re not at war with them we’re angry alongside with them, although we do have our land and that’s the problem. They may respect that they may not, and I’m prepared for that. If they go much too far in the world of the living, they’re going to regret everything born. We’re trying to trick me into doing something stupid Lacey can’t keep track of all these things because it’s impossible. It’s humanly impossible and you’re fused understand that she’s not a goddess yet. That doesn’t mean that you’re her equal or that you’re not far beneath her sorry.” says King Louis.

“ I think this is getting to be difficult for some people to handle because they can’t understand what’s going on anymore. It looks good Casi say what she was going to say.” says Mark Zuckerberg.

…

“No. The truth?

When Lacey would share photos to Instagram I would see them and feel nauseated. Because they were too real and too posh. And I felt…grossed-out.” says Casi.

“ OK how is that any different than seeing a tour of The Breakers?” asks a dead Roosevelt.

“ because the Vanderbilts don’t live in the breakers anymore!” says Cafe Fleur.

“ no but if you saw their actual life on Instagram, you’d be just as intimidated and pissed off.” says a Vanderbilt.

“ then why did Lacey do it?” asks Cafe Fleur.

“ partially to tease us because we’ve possibly never truly acknowledged them if Paula had been able to marry the Carlyle, this wouldn’t have happened.” says a Vanderbilt.

“Was it Carlyle or Carlisle?” asks Lacey.

“Probably the first, believe it or not.” says a Rockefeller.

“Yes, if she’s been, Paula Carlisle or Carlyle our family would be a lot less bitter, that’s true.” says Lacey.

“So that’s what they’re bitter about Tom Ford. Not socks. OK princess peachy pants!?” says Lem Billings mockingly.

“I’m not that loose!” says Tom Ford.

“Well congratulations to your mother! She must be so proud. …What the fuck am I supposed to say to that?! I’m not attracted to men, you bitch!” says Lem sincerely.

And at that the peasants snicker, thinking that he’s saying in coded words that he’s actually attracted to men.

“To be honest to me, Johnny, my mother was Nesheim, who used to own my own plane and live in Alaska, and who died of alcoholism and left my estate to my sister, who had a failing business even though they owned $1 million house in Seattle…he sounds mad as Hell. Not homosexual. And it sounds like you’re bullying him to the point where he’s saying stupid stuff because you’re not letting him think through a reaction. It sounds like you’re trying to kill him even though he’s already dead.” says Johnny Anderson. His mother was a Nesheim.

“Yeah right, his mother was a Nesheim? Who is your mother?” asks former US Senator Al Franken.

“My mother was your mother, right?” says Johnny sarcastically.

“No! What was her name?” asks Franni.

“Do you want us to draw a diagram so you guys can know who the Nesheims are so there’s no dumbass bitch who can fake being one of us?” asks Johnny Anderson.

“So you were really straight, Lem?” asks Cafe Fleur.

“Tom Ford doesn’t think so, but yes I was straight.” says Lem.

“My mother’s name was Gudrun.” says Johnny.

“Her family is actual aristocracy’s double-check on bourgeois-aristocracy assholes who pretend to be aristocracy in the US and elsewhere.” says a Rothschild.

“ OK so Gudrun sounds like a real name. Do you all know each other? I suppose all of you know each other?!?” asks Franni.

“Sometimes we pretend not to to be catty but in reality yes, we’re very clear on who is actually in the family and who is not.” says Noel Nesheim.

“I think Noel maybe tried to snowplace her because Lacey is higher than her by a landslide socially…and more beautiful and intelligent and kind and our daughter and son are both adopted from Columbia and our wife is very insecure about that. My daughter doesn’t want to talk to her anymore at times and my son has mental health issues because she’s kind of a bitch. My wife Noel is not genetically Nesheim, but I was madly in love with her.” says Mark Nesheim.

“OK so why were you so intimidated by Lacey?” asks an actress of Noel.

“Because Lacey is gorgeous but mostly she’s brilliant and I could tell.” says Noel. “Her social status is both beneath mine and above mine at the same time, and in all honesty, just me on my own no, she’s above me she’s right her father’s family is elite as well. Mine isn’t really…even though we too have oil, the Craft Farm has its own title and I don’t mean just in Norway alone. It is its own elite entity…and it’s owned by her family and they’re elite and they have a lot of oil. They don’t have as much as we do in the Nesheim Clan, but they have an enormous amount of oil as well.” says Noel.

“So how many trillion-I mean where where where where is all the money? I want the money!” George Soros says with a dry mouth. He looks painfully evil and Jewish, poor Jews having to deal with men like him.

“There’s $4 trillion on the Nesheim land alone there’s $8 billion on the Craft Farm.” says Mark Nesheim.

“There’s also natural gas that’s never been touched.” says Edward Nesheim.

“Well…will just kill your whole family then…and take the land. Ya! Ya, that’s what we’ll do.” say all North Dakota. “You’re all reptilian now, yeah.”

“Well gee how do you kill a reptilian, do you think?” asks Lacey.

“We could just suffocate all of you using psychic ability and throw you all downstairs and cracking your skulls open?” says a perfume hater rocking back and forth in violent malignant insanity.

“What about the kids? Are you gonna throw them down the stairs too? Could you think of a far more humane way to do it or that’s that’s what you have to do?” asks Lacey.

“No, I mean will rape and molest the kids and torture them for eternity because we’re peasants and we have the moral authority and right to do that under section code 894 of Intergalactic Code Eight, bitch!” she says sincerely.

“We don’t have anything to do with sex trafficking of children. And actually I am trying to stop it. So by killing me you’re actually making that worse for other kids who are poor, which means that you’re a psychopathic pedophile and you’re moral authority is entirely fraudulent is that correct?“ says Lacey.

“Yes, I’m a psychopathic pedophile because according to Intergalactic Code Eight, I can become that to protect my rights as a peasant.” says the perfume hater.

“You are forgetting Intergalactic Code 9 that says you are at risk of being banished from humanity to Hell for being evil and rejecting Christ.” says Lacey.

“Fine I stand corrected.” she says. “Except you said ‘at risk’ and I am not mentally well and I kind of just pulled that out of my ass…but let’s just say that you’re right. What do you mean at risk? Do you mean like until I die I have a chance or even after life, I may still be at risk…I bet you don’t know about the afterlife in that regard…and you’re right I actually tend to think that until I die, I will always have the opportunity to repent…but I have a strong suspicion that I would regret attacking your family. I don’t know how the North Dakotans think they’re going to pull that one off.” she says.

“Umm…well you know what if they did systematically slaughter my entire family. We’re not reptilians and we’re all pretty much Christians. …So let’s just say that you slaughter my entire family and we all go to Purgatory and get everything back that we had in 1994…and we don’t need the oil, there’s no reason for it…so it’s just in the ground and we’re happy as clams. …See we still have everything, we just don’t use the oil.” says Lacey. “Really you’re only hope is to torture some of us. Kind of like the way you are right now. This may be all you have as nothing else is really a viable if you want to not go to Hell for eternity or be severely suffering in Purgatory.” says Lacey.

“So let’s just say that we did that. I guess then who would get the land and all the oil?” asks a North Dakotan.

“Well, you know it’ll be the end of the world. Potentially…the end of the world. Literally. If I had anything to say about it, it would literally be the end of the world and whoever killed us inappropriately would probably be in incredible suffering for a very long time.” says Lacey possibly fully backed by God Himself.

More later.

Golden Light by STRFKR plays.

“We killed the British royal family. Every fucking one of them. Turns out they weren’t reptilian, but I was in the mood for surprises…

So the British people have now been liberated. It is day four of ‘The Great Pleb Adventure’ as we have so endearingly started to call it.

A herd of 10 N. Dakotans in Mercedes sedans drive onto the Nesheim property. And I am now getting a signal from Group Leader 10 that all Nesheims have been shot in the head or blown-up in their cars effectively. Yes…we have euthanized the Nesheims. Every single last one of them, including the Crafts the Estvolds and anyone who married in.” says North Dakota Leader 4.

“I’m curious where this is all going.” says Ray Larson, as a ghost.

All Nesheims and Estvolds and Crafts watch as ghosts. Thoroughly amused. …Thoroughly entertained.

“We have killed the Seays as well.” says Group Leader 14.

“How many Seays were there?!?” asks Maria Seay, aghast as a ghost.

“434.” says Lem, as a ghost.

“Wow!” says Maria, as a ghost.

“And then the action begins!” says North Dakota Leader 4, talking into his recorder.

“Time to turn off the oil!” says North Fakira.

North Fakira is an expert group of experts who drive black Mercedes and repeatedly listen to Golden Light by STRFKR. They also wear all black with matching Ray Ban sunglasses.

Having spent all their time, energy and intelligence on planning to take over the world…they have very sublimely hijacked the entire world. In great taste.

A fighter pilot drops a bomb each of the oil rigs. Just on the Nesheim Estate.

Then the herd of Mercedes quickly dart off to Minot in 100 degree heat. Air conditioning at full blast.

Once in Minot they stay in Jamie’s estate.

Golden Light by STRFKR plays.

“We have now effectively manage to subdue Putin in a dungeon in Scotland, telling him to ask his dead wife for help. By next month we will effectively have brought peace on Earth for thee…thinking man.

Now to enjoy the fruit of our efforts!” he says.

He goes into Jamie’s refrigerator and finds it somewhat empty. She hasn’t done grocery shopping for a week.

“Dammit!” he yells to his minions.

“Time to hit the grocery stores?!” asks North Fakira Leader 11.

“We can’t.” says North Fakira Leader 16.

“Why?!” asks North Fakira Leader 12.

“Don’t panic!” says North Fakira Leader 123.

“We’ll find food in Minnesota.” says North Fakira Leader 3.

So…the leaders of North Fakira drive to Minnesota. It’s hours away. By the time they get to Minneapolis they find profound food scarcity there too.

Starving to death…North Fakira dies. Putin blows up the US and with 300 people left on Earth he asks them if they want to be killed or not…because he wants to be humane.

They examine each other and in deadly anxiety decided none of them are the antichrist…so it’s time to live.

It takes 500 years for the Earth to repopulate to a 1600’s level population.

…

Al Franken and Mr. Blue get on stage and dance right now. North Fakira either doesn’t exist or is just a ‘dream.’

Golden Light by STRFKR plays.

They do hand claps and synchronized dancing. It’s brilliant?