Lem Loves Jack

Lacey woke up about half an hour ago from a nightmare. The Illuminati likely gave her a dream again except this time the dream seemed very believable. I in in the dream Lem was traveling the world with Jack. It was as if Jack had spent the majority of his life, loving Lem patiently, only giving a few minutes of his time to the world to bestow his genius. And Lem was a project of his. A rare, sexy beast, who had to be loved gently, with a special salve that only Jack could produce with the god like brilliance of his mind and body, and loins in particular. And Lacey was entirely unwanted by Lem.

Except who was this Lem in her dream? He was a Jewish, brilliant, alcoholic. He was an acerbic, self-important, bitchy man. He hated Lacey and he actually told her off on one occasion. He her to leave him alone, but not because he didn’t want to fuck her.

“Fuck her! Her sexy body is like-it sucks and her mind is like it sucks too and I am like a shriveled up prune compared to her and my husband would love to screw the shit out of her. When she was in her 20’s any man who is an adult who’s alive would’ve liked to screw her and I can’t handle that because it’s just so mean!” say most women alive.

Getting back to the dream this Lem was a pedantic, self-important asshole.

“Maybe that really was Lem, and that’s good!” says Caroline Kennedys daughter.

“How dare you make me look stupid. I sound stupid but you’re supposed to be nice and not let people think that of me. I bet your daughter hates you.” says that woman from before.

“My daughter is a child and you’re an adult so what you just said is illogical bullshit.” says Lacey to the woman.

“No, that wasn’t me. That wasn’t me in the dream. It was a pretty damn close impersonation of me, but that man was a self-aggrandizing bitch.” says Lem. “I don’t think when you guys give her these dreams or when she has them that you realize that you’ve lost if you’re siding with evil.”

“Sometimes I worry that Pat Robertson made goods seem evil, and evil seem good.” says Lacey. “Because you people don’t fear God the way that you should and when I try to evoke God’s name, you don’t seem to get it. I’m not imitating Pat Robertson.”

“He was right about a lot of the stuff that he said and I have to say that. I’m sorry that’s painful. But he was right about a lot of the stuff that he said. That being said I came on to Lacey the other night and since and she knows that that’s a sign that on a certain level I am a fraud. If this is actually the Illuminati and she worries for my soul…because she knows that I am clearly not who I say that I am.” says James Dobson.

“He’s right a lot of the stuff that Pat Robertson said was true, but then that’s why what he did was so profoundly evil because he presented it in incredibly stupid way.” says Lacey. “The world really might be going to Hell, people really might be losing their minds and God really might be furious about it. That’s a real possibility but that’s the problem that’s an actual conceivable possibility and yet since the 1980’s we have been brainwashed into thinking it’s just a ‘crazy man’ who is hyperbolic and immature and gross saying that to scare us.

You have to take what he’s saying, with a grain of salt when it comes to his predictions…that being said, we do have problems that could be spiritually connected to our Satanic roots in the US and sadly, if Pat Robertson was in the Illuminati he did not really seem to understand how profoundly evil he was doing was. He has silenced people’s voices like my own by yelling loudly over us. And possibly Queen Elizabeth II’s voice as well at times. People like Elizabeth and myself are rational, and we believe in Christ. She was a fervent conservative when it came to her Christianity in the face of astronomical torture and threat. But she was rational and so you had to concede that she may have had a point or you’d have to realize that by violating that you were essentially destroying democracy. Pat Robertson was so hyperbolic that you no longer had to worry that he had a rational point. And so now you have liberals that can’t comprehend that there could be some conservatives with genuine concerns about a lot of liberal hard boiled dogmas in society. And you have lot of liberals who are dangerously close to giving up, rational Christian loving beliefs that are essentially the bedrock of society for conservatives as well. And why are those liberals debating giving up those foundational core beliefs? Because they can tell that they’ve got too much power, and in an effort to be rational and loving and conciliatory they’re giving up the wrong things, because Pat Robertson turned the conservative voice into one of idiocy and evil. And that worked incredibly well for sickness and people who hate Christianity. It allowed them to amass an amount of fascist power in the US over the last 30 years.

The scary truth is that the leader of North Korea may actually be trying to protect American Christianity.” says Lacey. “Possibly because he himself has some moral code, and he feels as though old American Christianity was closer to his country’s ideal. Was he working with Pat Robertson or against him and for good or for evil? It is mysterious.”

“You don’t think all gays are going to Hell do you?” asks a liberal.

“I think that is a ridiculous question to begin with.” says Lacey. “There is a Hell. That’s the first problem. Hell is worse than we can conceivably imagine. But then how do we get there? By rejecting Christ as the Son of God? And how does one do that? You accusing me of rejecting Christ is the Son of God is a very harsh accusation. It’s devastating to hear that because you have to have a premise. You can’t just pull political bullshit out of your ass and say, ‘Lacey, because you’re not loving to gays the way that I want you to be, you’re going to Hell.’ No, that’s evil. And by that same token, I don’t know how a gay man who is trying to worship Christ is going to Hell according to protestant Evangelical Christianity. You could argue that he somehow knows that it’s sin, and by doing that he is rejecting Christ and that might have some merit. But the problem is you don’t know what’s in his heart and you certainly can’t even guess at that without talking to him for at least a while. There may have been a lot of homosexual men who rejected Christ, who Pat Robertson spoke to who gave him the impression that all gay men who were practicing homosexuality were genuinely trying to reject Christ. But to assume that all gay men everywhere are automatically rejecting. Christ is a very anti-Evangelical theology, potentially. Because there could be plenty of Evangelical Christian men who think, ‘I believe in Christ, and I am operating under grace because if I don’t have sex with my husband, I am going to be a mess.’ Is their homosexuality real? I don’t know. Is it a sin to be a homosexual? Maybe. But that’s an incredibly complex discussion. No! Saying ‘All gays are going to Hell!’ is a Catholic proclamation. Because it’s a mortal sin, so if you die with mortal sin, the idea is that you could be rejecting Christ and go to eternal Hell.

And a mortal sin is very possible.

But it’s terrifying…because how does anyone go to Heaven? It’s hard to keep track of all of our mortal sins on a daily basis. We may not even be fully aware of them.

And that’s one part of Catholicism that seems potentially evil.

…Or at the very least terrifying…because then how literally is anyone ever saved?! ANYONE?!?

Mortal sin is a daily thing for most people who’ve ever lived, potentially. There is no priest who can keep you accountable easily for every mortal sin that you commit.

If you can ask God for forgiveness at night without a priest being present maybe you could account for all mortal sin every day…but I have yet to find a Catholic able to explain to me how it’s safe for any of us to be alive, if mortal sin can fully separate you from your salvation even if you just accidentally mortally sin.

And yet contemporary Evangelicals go off the deep end and end up never seeming to recognize how dangerous mortal sin may actually be, or that it could even exist at all. Because of mortal sin does exist most contemporary Christians are doomed to Hell potentially. Because do they even believe in sin anymore? You could say they believe in Christ and they believe in His grace, but do they understand His grace or do they just think that sin doesn’t exist?

You could say well, Catholics believe you have to know that you’re sinning. But what does it mean to know that you’re sinning? It’s actually a horrifying thing to examine in 2023. There is no more terrifying, horror film. There is nothing scarier than realizing that we could all be just dangling on the precipice of Hell and almost nobody alive knows that because they’re mostly all too brainwashed and stupid.

The good news is that God is God. He’s not a Catholic priest. He’s not the Pope. And so, perhaps the best thing we can do is to worship Christ every day all day, and at the end of the day, ask fervently for forgiveness for all of our sins. Even the ones we cannot psychologically comprehend or account for…as fervently as possible, in Jesus‘s name. Ask for salvation from Christ daily, and then apologize if that’s an incorrect thing to do in Jesus‘s name. And as for sin: work on comprehending The Ten Commandments first to avoid sinning by not following them. When was the last time you read The Ten Commandments? Should you go to a priest everyday? That would be great! Yes! If you could!! I personally don’t trust almost any priest alive with anything personal. I know a bit most Millennials and Gen Z would agree with me. The few that still exist in the dying mainstream churches that hopefully will quit dying are baffled by sincere Catholic Christians. At least that’s my potential genuine impression to some degree.

So what does one do? If you need to see a priest for absolution what can you do? Can you just pray to God or is that not good enough and if not why?

See that is a topic that Christians should be focusing on is: How do we avoid Hell. It’s almost as if modern contemporary Christians today think we’ve got that one in the bag and I don’t know why we would ever rightfully assume that. It’s incredibly dangerous to disrespectfully assume personal salvation given the prevalence of Catholic theology throughout Western civilization. I think a lot of Protestant Evangelical churches need to be careful when they teach eternal salvation and I think they probably need to explain that sin still exists. Not in an exoneration of condemnation and self-righteousness. Not for a joy taken in Christians staring hatefully at each other. There needs to be an explanation of actual sin.

Yes, because for all we know, Pat Robertson was right, and homosexuality is always wrong, and there were floods because of it…but he was just a little bit off and he didn’t believe in mortal sin and now he’s in Hell. And in actual Hell not Satanist happyland stupid hell that doesn’t exist.

If you would ask me as someone who may be able to talk to people in Purgatory where he is, I would say he’s in one of the lower levels of Purgatory pretty dang near close to Hell. I don’t like that but that’s the sense that I get that he actually is in suffering right now. Hopefully not for eternity but that he’s not actually doing as well as he thought he’d be doing. And maybe it’s not permanent you know, but he concerns me deeply because I think he may have actually thought he was going straight to complete blissful Heaven.

How do I reconcile that with my Christianity? I can’t, and I’m working on it one way that I possibly be able to is by contemplating the theory that I might be slightly dead literally slightly dead not psychic dead. I did pray to die when I was 28 years old. That was before I had children. So it’s possible that I’m slightly dead and that that’s all that it is and then if that’s true, there could be a part of me that is in some sort of Purgatory and it’s not Heaven, it’s Purgatory. It’s far more Heavenly than Earth but it’s not Heaven.” says Lacey.

“And you literally have no one to talk to but you’re not insane.” says a Catholic.

“Yes, I am not schizophrenic and I have my ex-husband and if there’s an Illuminati they talk to me incessantly, possibly to try to kill me. But other than that there’s no one. So essentially the only people that I have to turn to when I’m incredibly depressed are either my ex-husband who’s rarely ever effective, even if he wishes otherwise. I have been very depressed many times and I have fallen apart into tears and panicked and had to close my door and talk to ghosts because I literally have no one else to talk to. And lest you think I’m being a jerk to my husband and totally underestimating him, I’m not. He really may not want to be a cold, unloving person but when I’m at my absolute lowest talking to him can be suicidal because he genuinely is not helpful at all, and he can actually be very detrimental. That being said, if he doesn’t wish me ill will eventually if I calm myself down he’s helpful and he’ll bring dinner up to my room or he’ll try to be loving in some other way, but when I’m at my lowest he’s not able to help me emotionally at all.” says Lacey. “He’s well aware of that and feels bad about it possibly.”

“And that’s not typical for an intelligent, beautiful, middle-class, married woman, or really intelligent, middle-class woman…that I am aware of.” says a gay man.

“Is that really true though because I feel like today there are plenty of middle-class women who don’t have friends. I mean I think that could be a Boomer myth that all women have friends and that it was only Betty Draper who didn’t have anyone to talk to. I am not a pedophile, and I’m not actually convinced Betty Draper was either, but I am certainly not one. I’m also not a lesbian. I am not into bestiality. I don’t actually think it’s good to have an affair. And that leaves me with no one other than ghosts to talk to. And that’s good that I’m not a pervert and I’m actually happy being a heterosexual regardless, but yeah, I’m just…I’m not convinced that-I might not be typical but I’m not convinced that I’m quite as atypical as I should be so to speak. I have a feeling that there are plenty of middle-class women who have interactions at work, and then no one to talk to at home. And there could be plenty of men like that too. People are miserable for a reason. Our society is toxic.

Obviously dogs and children and tractors are not the answer. Are ghosts, helpful? I don’t know. There could be some people who channel goes through the occult maybe most people do and that is not OK. But if you’re like me, and you’re so downtrodden that you’re practically fully dead but not quite yet and you start talking to a ghost, should ghosts exist which really, I shouldn’t have to say right now, but should ghosts exist: I don’t know. If it’s a ghost it’s another human adult and they have the opposite gender and then it’s not homosexuality even…so I don’t know. I honestly in my case don’t know what the moral logistics of talking to ghosts even are. I worry that I do know, and I think it’s evil and him somehow rejecting God and of course I still frequently ask for forgiveness for that. But then I worry that I’m actually dead and then I’m talking to ghosts because I’m dead and I am so unloved that no one can help me work it through in my head to realize that I’m just talking to another dead person who is more dead than me.

The problem is people love to laugh at me and think I’m stupid even though I’m not. And so it’s a no it’s a it’s a humanly potentially impossible situation and one that I have to bring me for Christ daily, worried that I am going to Hell and worried that by talking to ghosts I’m sending other people to Hell and yet worried that if I don’t talk to ghosts that I’ll be sending people to Hell or somehow, something terrible will happen. What terrible things could happen? Well gee…my kids could be kidnapped, sold into child hostage situation’s and tortured for the next 80 years. And that’s not a joke or hyperbole. The other night, my daughter had a dream that demons were calling her from our bedroom to come to them because they wanted to kidnap her. It woke her up screaming, and then she talked about it the next day. I am terrified to let her go anywhere and I pray the entire time she’s out of the house.

When I first started talking to Al Franken, he threatened my daughters life, essentially. And the Kennedys want to kidnap her because they seemingly feel sorry for themselves for being evil and stupid peasants who lost all their money shooting it into their arms. My daughter doesn’t read my blog and I doubt she heard me talking about it it’s possible but I think it’s far more likely that they are literally are witches and demons trying to conjure some sort of kidnapping of my children.

I’m terrified, my children will fall down the stairs and die in your room. Not if they died quickly I fell down the stairs first and I know that it’s not terrible today. That way I don’t want them to have to be scared as they’re dying. If they died right away, it also would be problematic, but what if they have a traumatic brain injury worse than mine. And no, I’m not going to throw my children down the stairs and don’t ever accuse me of that because you’ll regret it. I’m not throwing my children down the stairs. I just mysteriously fell.

I am obsessed with their safety because there’s been many times when they’ve been playing outside and I wasn’t even there and no one was doing anything to them who is physically present in a non-demonic way, and they’ve fallen and almost damaged their brains with helmets on…while riding a bike. And of course it was the same week when there was a man on And Just Like That who was riding a bike who was supposed to be Lem and prove to me that Lem was gay. And when my daughter fell, Lem was the one who brought her to the hospital. There have been countless times when my children have had to go to the emergency room and Lem or his parents or his siblings have seemingly had to go with them to keep my children safe and either allow them to die peacefully, or keep them alive.” says Lacey.

“That’s real. You’re not hallucinating that?” asks a reader.

“Yes I don’t actually physically see them, but it happens in my spirit in the same realm where I am currently involved in a sexual relationship with Lem, if I am.” says Lacey.

“That’s insane!” says the reader.

“How is it insane?! It’s not insane. You want it to be insane because it scares you but how is it insane?!” asks Lacey.

“But you are seeing ghosts? Is that not technically considered schizophrenia?” asks the reader.

“No it’s not! That is definitely not schizophrenia. Schizophrenia is an actual disease that can be medically diagnosed.

That’s reality.

And people who don’t understand that science exists possibly like you cannot diagnose me or anyone else with anything the way that you’re currently doing it.

I’m smarter than you potentially…and I know that when I was talking to a real psychiatrist who could prescribe medication – they were in a clinic in Seattle and they were probably very prestigious to be honest with you – they told me I was definitely not schizophrenic. They were also terrified by me…and I had to calm them down.

You’re scared of what I’m saying. Is it because you’re a jerk peasant and you can’t handle that wealthy old money people exist who are smarter, kinder and ‘better than you’ who can talk to ghosts…because they have tragic lives and so you can’t feel sorry for yourself by comparison? You know, maybe you shouldn’t be quite so egotistical. Maybe that’s actually dangerous for your soul. You’re welcome!” says Lacey.

“Umm…coming from a New Age perspective I take what she saying probably too much with a grain of salt but it’s definitely given me a pause for a thought and there are times when I maybe have prayed to Christ to forgive me for my sins just because why not? I was curious to see what would happen and there are possibly celebrities right now who are dead and in Purgatory who could be in Hell if she’s right, thanks to her.

But honestly that’s not schizophrenia. I see things too at times and I think what she says when she says ‘I don’t see them.’ she means like literally physically manifesting in front of her and yet I have a feeling that she’s seen that at times too but it’s not schizophrenia in our cases.

Some people are schizophrenic.

There people who are schizophrenic who think they’re psychic and there are people who are psychic who think they’re schizophrenic. But then that’s where you have to see a professional and they have to diagnose you appropriately and you have to make sure you’re talking to an actual professional and then that’s where you have to realize this woman is elite and it’s an insult to her to assume that the person that she’s referencing who she talked to in Seattle isn’t an authority because they probably are an authority on the topic of schizophrenia to some degree.” says a psychic in the Illuminati.

“So basically, she talked to a professional, who is probably either in the Illuminati themselves, or was somehow was able to understand that she was part of old money, actual real old money, and that she was somehow needing to be-So I mean Lacey is extremely extremely beautiful in person. Did he think that she was working for them as a sex slave?” asks Nancy.

“Actually he may have. He may have thought she was Bill Gates’s personal assistant, so to speak.” says Bill Gates. He laughs.

Michael Rockefeller laughs.

“But it’s far more likely that he just thought she was possibly old money? But definitely not schizophrenic.” says Bill Gates.

“Could he have thought she was a combination of old money and your personal assistant, and it terrified him?” asks Nancy.

“Yes, he could have. Umm…and yeah I suppose that would be terrifying but he handled it professionally and he was capable of diagnosing her appropriately. He did suggest she learn how to calm herself more and he prescribed sleeping pills. Try to solve that riddle!” says Bill Gates.

“So he prescribed for her to calm herself like with like meditation? He prescribed meditation and sleeping pills instead of calling her schizophrenic?!” asks Cafe Fleur.

“Yes, yes that’s correct!” says Louis.

“So he literally said, ‘You’re not schizophrenic! I can’t diagnose you as a schizophrenic! You don’t sound like a schizophrenic, but I think you need to work on calming yourself down.’ ?!” asks a perfume hater.

“He didn’t literally say, ‘You need to work on calming yourself!’ But the rest of that he said almost verbatim or actually verbatim.“ says Louis.

“OK there’s a lot there though and I can tell you’re trying not to yell at me.

Um Nancy why did you try to steal F. Scott Fitzgerald from Lacey?” asks Cafe Fleur. “And I’m noticing we never ask each other questions. We just keep peppering her with incendiary suspicion and it’s ridiculous.

I have a stinking suspicion that these people can call in favors to doctors to get people killed without ever making a phone call. Using telepathy? Is…definitely…a part of Eyes Wide Shut?

But…I think that was the idea. Lacey you could either choose meditation and New Age and delve into your subconscious or you could just kill yourself? Hmm. Because I side with Jack I think you probably should’ve just killed yourself. Ahh…you’re a hateful homophobic bitch?!

Or…she could have kept doing whatever it is that she was going to do…but I think those are the options they gave her.

She could leave Seattle and rely on her upper class background? Going to the New Age? Or take sleeping pills? I’m a very big deal but I’m trying to be kind. So is that correct?” asks Cafe Flour Bonnie.

“What is your problem?” asks Lacey.

“I was asked question. Why did I try to steal F. Scott Fitzgerald because I am an incredibly shrewd genius…and I am aware that God calls some of us to the psychic realm as Christians to be a light. It’s like ‘Ghostbusters’ but sexy and cool.” says Nancy.

“Okay so apparently they prescribed sleeping pills and that’s creepy and then it’s possible that Bill Gates said, ‘Tell her that she should do meditation!’ and then some asshole said ‘Hey let’s just kill her with sleeping pills!’ and then I don’t know how but I guess it’s possible that her family helped and they spent I guess maybe $20,000 moving and you know that’s that’s possibly what happened.” says Cafe Flour Bonnie.

“Since Lacey is currently sleeping with a ghost do you think that she still qualifies as a heterosexual?” asks Dimitry.

“You look different in person. I’ve seen you. You don’t look as good.” says Cafe Flour Bonnet.

“That’s true. You don’t look as good either bro so not rich or old money, but we pretend to be all of thee above.” says Dimitry.

“I think she’s probably straight and it doesn’t seem like she’s aroused by ghosts. It seems like she’s talking to dead men but you know actually I don’t, I don’t think that’s something that most people have ever analyzed. What do you think she’s doing?” asks Cafe Flower Bonnet.

“I think she’s probably talking to ghosts I guess. I don’t know…I guess she’s just talking to ghosts?” says Dimitry.

“But I mean that’s like a little interesting don’t you think or no?” asks Cafe Flower Bleue.

“Not really. I mean me and my wife talk to ghosts all the time it’s not a big deal.” says Dimitry.

“Do you guys have sex with ghosts?” asks Cafe Flower Rouge.

“Not that we’re aware of, but I mean we could be, technically.” says Dimitry.

“Are you and your wife comfortable with that or would you be against it?” asks Restaurant of Beautiful Smelly Flowers.

“I think that we would be mostly against it.” says Dimitry.

“You know it’s possible that Lem had to manifest in hospitals with her daughter to keep their daughter from dying and I have a feeling they’ve done the same thing with Lacey. Isn’t that something? I’m not sure what he did but he probably had to talk to doctors and somehow control them or his father did or his brother did or maybe his brother-in-law? I don’t know but I have a feeling that the that they’ve that they’ve been working in Children’s Hospital‘s and possibly talking to pharmacists and other people for years now.” says Pretty Bistro Bouquet.

“I don’t like what she’s doing to your name, that’s mean!” says Suzanne.

Michael Rockefeller laughs.

“Well I didn’t-I mean what are you talking about?“ asks Dimitry.

“I’m just saying that I think ghosts could really be manifesting in unusual ways.” says Cafe Fleur Jolie.

“Why are you talking to me?” asks Dimitry, offended.

“Probably because she’s trying to steal your husband, she being Lacey.” says Mrs. Blue.

“I don’t have a husband.” says Dimitry.

Silence.

“How effectively did I steal F. Scott Fitzgerald?” asks Nancy.

“Let’s ask F. Scott Fitzgerald!” says Lacey.

“No, I’m supposed to ask that question!” says Cafe Fleur Pas Mal.

“Not well! Not well at all and whether I’m supposed to be with her for eternity or not I am definitely not who she thinks I am.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“So she legitimately thought that we were having sexual intercourse spiritually?” asks Nancy.

“Yes, and you were prompted to do that by the Illuminati to attack her, should they exist.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“How do they prompt people?” asks Dimitry.

“They really just essentially talk to your subconscious. So it’s like you think it’s yourself and if you don’t know yourself well enough, you fall for it or you get talked into something and it’s partially you and partially them.” says CIA.

“Yeah so he’s been obsessively attacking her using our weaknesses for over seven years. And they started with us and then they worked their way out just like the narcissists that they are.” says Cafe Fleur Très Chic.

“Yes. Probably.

Say, did you notice how she just misspelled très?! Gee…wasn’t that aggravating? Isn’t that just awful? Isn’t she just terrible? What an idiot. What a false false person. My…she must be a peasant! Goodness…she must be evil! Oh my goodness, can you believe that?!” says Mary Rockefeller.

“She’s just stupid, right?” asks Jan sincerely.

“How is she stupid?” asks F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“Because it’s the wrong accent! Doesn’t that mean anything to you Americans?!” asks Jan.

“She changed it to the correct accent. How is she stupid? Explain.” says Mary Rockefeller.

“She really didn’t make mistakes that often but I get excited when she makes mistakes.” says Jan.

“And I told her she was a total fucking idiot because she didn’t flirt with me and it hurt my feelings. All of my female coworkers thought it was the opposite because they were jealous and she did struggle but probably not as much as I am told her on her last day, when I called her out and essentially told her, she should go to hell.” says one of her male bosses in college.

“We had to fix her drawer because she was off by a dollar at most a couple of nights maybe four or five nights in all the months that she worked for us and the truth is we talked to her while she was counting the money and we wouldn’t shut-up but then we called her a retard behind her back and felt better than her.” says Caribou Coffee.

“Yeah, I used to talk to her incessantly all the time. I wouldn’t shut-up. I went on and on and on. I literally talked almost constantly, and I would try to explain things to her about the job and talk to her about personal stuff at the same time which is probably how she could never figure out what I was telling her.” says her Messiah College Business Office boss.

“Why did Caribou Coffee do that?“ asks Mary Rockefeller.

“Well I mean it was annoying, but also she was a lot prettier than us, and probably just as smart, if not smarter than all of us, and we could sense that she came from a somewhat monied background and some of us lied about that to ourselves. And the male customers constantly flirted with her or found her attractive as did people’s boyfriends. It was really awkward.” says Caribou Coffee.

“To be honest, I may have been extraordinarily attracted to her, and it was very awkward, but I think part of my problem too was that I could sense that she came from a background maybe even better than mine, and I did come from some money, and that irritated me, because I couldn’t figure out why she had that job. It just felt weird to me.” says Messiah College Business Office.

“She wasn’t soliciting people’s attention!” yells Lem. “And of course she should’ve had a different summer job in college. Her parents didn’t give two shits about her in that way.”

More later.

“So why were you calling your supposed ex husband a HUSBAND in 2020?!?” asks Cafe Petit Fleur.

“Because he was my legal husband and still is. But we apparently still had a tiny glimmer of hope back then.” says Lacey.

“What ended it?” asks Cafe Fleur Cafe.

Lacey thinks. This is not something she’s contemplated in a long time.

“To be honest…it was Louis. Possibly Lem. Possibly Elliott.” says Lacey. “But most likely Louis.”

“What did he do?!?” asks Elsie. She rolls her eyes.

“He just left me with no more excuses to preserve my dead marriage.” says Lacey.

They all stare at her.

More later.

After watching the last episode of, And Just Like That, Lacey has lost an enormous amount of respect that she barely had for a lot of people. The episode was incredibly depressing. The only part that was at all positive was the party scene that vaguely felt like a Woody Allen movie. It’s obvious that the characters in the show are either pedophiles or that the show has been taken over by people with sympathies for the “sex trafficking” of children, which really isn’t sex it’s just hostage taking. Although they seem to have either a pretentious or authentic amount of compassion for the children, pretentious in the sense that there’s no way to pretend truly effectively that you give a damn about kids when you’re selling them into a hostage situation. You might delve into that to try to do the right thing, I’m not an idiot. My father might’ve been one of the largest bootleggers and most important gangsters in all of human history, but I would never feel moral for doing what they do. I would feel like I was slightly less evil, but I would feel like an absolute failure at existence nonetheless. The truth is we should be fighting a war to liberate at all those children or we should be finding ways to kill ourselves or kill each other and yet we can’t figure out how to do that because it’s not “fair,” it’s not “just,” it’s not “proper,” it’s not the way we do things now. And so the best that those celebrities can do is find ways to lessen the evil by making jokes or trying to encourage the kids through some other means, or trying to be friendly with parents to make the parents a little more nice to their victims.

You might wonder if they’ve always done horrific things with children in the illuminati if they did it certainly wasn’t celebrated in popular television shows. And if it was, it was far more covert for a good reason because it’s despicable. And that’s the thing the Illuminati never seems to realize. They’re not the British Empire.

This people don’t have trillions of Dollars in oil my family does. Trillions not millions not hundreds of billions. Trillions. And truthfully speaking the only way to make that meaningless is to totally transfer everything over to green energy and then do away with oil completely…which we should really probably be doing anyway. So in order to defeat me you have to defeat global warming. Isn’t that delightful?

And if you can’t do that within the next 10 years effectively without stubbing your toe, then my light crude probably should be a bit more disconcerting to people’s enormous egos to the point where they just pop and never return like a pus filled pimple. …In my situation, in my case.

And maybe the puss will ooze out of their egos the way that pus oozed out of Jack’s back as described by Lem literally in an easily read transcript from the JFK library online. What kind of a sad, morbidly devastated lover chooses to discuss his dead lover’s weight problem, attitude problem, and the pus that used out of his spine in a historic interview. That doesn’t sound like love that sounds like hate. It sounds like Lem secretly despised Jack, and was laughing at him when he was dead.

On a positive note though it was nice to see Charlotte’s husband, recognizing that the gallery owner was there for sexual reasons as most people today aren’t that perceptive, seemingly.

“Would you have chosen to work at the gallery or not?” asks an actress.

“No, absolutely not. I’ve received many invitations like that in my life from men, and I have always declined them.” says Lacey. “At her age if I had a bad marriage, I might but I don’t think she has a bad marriage, so I’m not entirely sure why she accepted the offer.”

“What is the point of that offer?” asks an old money man.

“Seemingly to either create love through close contact, or to own the person somehow, and have sexual interactions.” says Lacey.

“Do you have a personality slightly like Barbara Stanwyck?” asks TCM.

“Yes, I have noticed that since childhood, but I gave up hope that anyone would ever notice that other than me because it’s just kind of unlikely but you did and you’re right yes I am not her but we’re a little bit like.” says Lacey.

“Yeah, we’ve noticed that for a while but you also remind us of Bette Davis and I guess we’ve noticed those things and then we just don’t think they mean a thing.” says the Illuminati.

“Just out of curiosity who do you really actually feel like. Not like you’re channeling them but who do you actually like relate to in that generation. Just that generation. I know you wanna jump to the 1800’s because I think that’s very much who you actually are in someway or another but let’s just stay in the Greatest Generation with people that we would know.” says a psychic.

“Barbara Stanwyck would probably have to make the list because I do resemble her somehow. Grace Kelly in some ways. Bette Davis very much. …Ginger Rogers. …Carole Lombard slightly… And Rita Hayworth. But really I’m just me.” says Lacey.

“So basically, Bobby, you’ve been coming on if there’s an Illuminati you’ve been coming on to a woman who resembles Rita Hayworth in charm…but who bites like Betty Davis with Carole Lombard’s humor and Ginger Roger’s optimism.” says Barbara Stanwyck. “I was orphaned at four and I doubt that that’s a coincidence that she resembles me.”

“So gays hate her. Why?” asks a gay man.

“I think it’s because I tell you that you might be going to Hell if mortal sin alone can actually send someone to Hell. And you don’t want to hear that because it hurts your feelings. And you’d rather go to Hell or pretend that I’m insane for wondering if that’s a possibility or pure evil, insane or pure evil. You know you’d think in a day and age when it’s acceptable to get married that you’d understand someone with qualms may actually just be genuinely concerned if they don’t share their qualms in a hateful way. And I never share my worries in a hateful way. You choose to take them in the absolute stupidest way possible because you love being offended by me you live for it?” says Lacey.

“Lem were you gay at all? Honestly! I might not believe it but I really need to know.” asks a gay actor.

Minutes later after practically dozens of obnoxious disturbances…

“No, I was not gay. No, I was not. No I was not gay. I was not bisexual. I was not pansexual. I was heterosexual.” says Lem.

“So you were completely straight? Like you were completely actually genuinely straight? With no exceptions for men at all?” asks a gay actor.

“Yes that’s what I literally just said. Exactly how many times do you guys need me to repeat myself? It’s beyond obnoxious at this point.” says Lem.

Later.

“Mr. Blue, I don’t think Lacey was ever the person you thought she was. She’s a target or you…totally screwed-up.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“Who did I think she was? Well…she used to say things that indicated that we were soulmates and I may have believed that and thought that we were and then I thought she was like me and I’m kind of an asshole, but it never made sense to most people watching because she doesn’t actually seem that much like me at all but that was part of how things got so confused.” says Mr. Blue.

“So you thought she was like you but you’re really absolutely nothing alike almost at all and then yeah wow you’re screwed-up and everyone has thought that you were in love with her. She was in love with you without realizing that they’re talking to a completely different person and they’ve known that at times in the past that she was different but people don’t want to accept that…”says a man.

“So what was the point of this? You really are in a bad marriage and you really were looking for someone who you thought was a little more attractive than your wife and maybe even Bat Girl III was there anything else about Lacey that you liked other than the fact that she was more attractive that was real? She is more attractive, but other than that was there anything real that you liked?” asks Wobbly.

“No.” admits Wobbly.

“So you found her attractive and since she discovered the Illuminati and thought she was in love with you you were enamored?” asks Mark Nesheim.

“Yes!” says Mr. Blue.

“Unless you’re all targeting my family.” says Mark Nesheim.

“More later.” says Lem.

Richter: Aria 1 (Pt. 1) by Max Richter plays.

After seeing a story on Tik Tok about an erotically fixated woman who was later diagnosed as schizophrenic…Lacey has lost her patience.

The truly expert doctor in Seattle said in 2017 that Lacey was not schizophrenic. And that was when Lacey was at her lowest.

Her husband brought her to that appointment. She’s positive he told her that. It’s not debatable.

And the problem is…Mr. Blue is a conceited, malignant narcissist…who very likely purposefully imitated the symptoms of schizophrenia to cruelly destroy Lacey’s life as a joke for him and his new money, insecure, nerdy, weak friends to feel less alone and lowly in the Illuminati.

And the problem is…Lacey knows about child hostages. She prays for them.

So she can’t just…let it go. The demons that haunt her daughter’s dreams about being kidnapped after Lacey was threatened on this blog…and the way her son…has felt targeted, “Mom. I think the evil people who you have talked to…are trying to scare me.” The way Lacey fell down the stairs and almost died. The way…it came before Ivana’s similar actual death.

It’s…possible.

And…CLEARLY they LOVE to torture actual schizophrenics. Do they do Satanic psychological tests on diagnosable schizophrenics to see how far the human mind can be pushed?

“You think I’m real?!” asks Mr. Blue like a cocky dumbass.

“No, I obviously don’t! I have no fucking clue you twat.” says Lacey.

“You’re mean!” he says on his unaware, whiny voice.

“Oh go jump off a fucking cliff, you piece of shit!” says Lacey like it’s a real suggestion.

They squirm. She can feel them squirm in her spirit.

“Ah no, you think we’re real! This whole fucking blog is about you thinking we’re real you dumb ass!” says former Senator Al Franken.

“No it’s not. It’s absolutely not. It’s an exploration of reality. It’s a celebration of the human mind. It’s a way of trying to discern whether I actually discovered a real Illuminati or if you’re just some bizarre mystery.” says Lacey.