“I Have Investments, Bitch” by Mr. Blue

Kids With Guns by Gorillaz plays.

Mr. Blue is a stupid, corny, predictable bitch.

When he met Lacey in 2016 via his amazing feat of “marrying into bourgeois money” he saw a fantastic opportunity.

“Oh my God! She’s like…classy and hot.” said Erin Gloria Ryan.

That scared Mr. Blue. He’s basically an idiot. Truly. He’s very dumb.

But Erin Gloria Ryan didn’t know that. Coming from a small town in Wisconsin she’s a hick. A real one. But she’s so insecure and yet vain in her rabbit-toothed, awkward mild beauty that she’s become cognitively incapable of understanding reality anymore. Likely she had a serious heroin addiction to turn off the fear that living in New York City was too much for her to handle, genuinely. And honestly in a way it was because she’s a white…liberal…hick. And while Democrats seem accepting…they’re actually far more difficult to socially advance with. They lie. …They lie a lot.

The Kennedys embarrass themselves at their own expense daily for the cold, cruel Democrats. But they also play nice with the Kennedys and lie for them…as a way to gain control. Control of you, control of everything, control of everyone.

The Kennedys were very Hollywood. The Democrats love to dream that they control Hollywood.

It’s a beautiful place at times.

My aunt owned Schick’s. My father was friends with Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart. He was one of the absolute most important bootleggers in history.

He’s my actual father. Deal with it.

Punisher by K.Flay plays.

“Is this real or not?” asks a reader.

“You can’t tell? That’s troubling. Isn’t it?” says Lacey, to clue the reader in to her artistic intent.

“We are Old Hollywood.” says Lacey’s aunt.

“Yes, well anyway…I love Hollywood too, Mr. Kors.” says Lacey.

Later.

“So you’re an idiot?” says Bobby Kennedy Junior to Lacey.

“Oh! Because I can’t genetically prove that I’m Tom’s daughter?” asks Lacey. “Because you all plan to lie about the results and wouldn’t test anyway because you already are convinced I am his biological daughter.”

“Yes!!” yells Chris Hayes.

“Yeah. So on the record you basically all I am his biological daughter with Margy.” says Lacey.

“YES!!” says all of the Illuminati.

“So why do we go round and round with that one?” asks Lacey.

Calm Down by Rema & Selena Gomez plays as Chris and Kate and Cheryl and Bobby limbo dance.

“Why is Lacey attracted to me?!?” said Chris Hayes in 2016.