Lem and Lacey are in love and what we would call twin flames alright? She’s not Jack reincarnated and he is not a woman reincarnated. They’re really just a man and a woman and their in love, and they have all the parts of a man and a woman inside and out. All the male parts in Lem. All the female parts in Lacey. It’s very simple. You just don’t understand how? So if Lem was straight be careful because if that’s true, you really are confused.
So here’s the trouble: Joe is brilliant in his own way, right? But he doesn’t know his own mind and heart. I have realized that over the years. Joe Kennedy Senior isn’t good at figuring out what he wants and what he needs and what’s best for him and yet as a woman you don’t have a right to step in and start bossing him around and expect the love to survive. No, you have to let them figure it out for themselves, including him. And Lacey has known that most of her life, but it took me a while to figure it out. Lem knew that most of his life too somehow and yet he also had the convoluted idea that love itself was damn near impossible this side of Paradise.
Lem really wasn’t in love with Jack, he fawned over him and loved him, as much as he could, to try to be some heroic figure, I guess. I don’t know, but I guess he had a very shallow existence that was enabled by in an enormous amount of money…alcohol…fried foods and masturbating. Alright…and good enough health, for the most part. And a lovely family that he was born into. And Jack’s love for him. When Jack died and Lem was alone, he started to realize how shallow and meaningless his life had become, what with that room in the White House and $50 worth of scotch and a bedroom with nobody in it to go to think of Lacey. It really amounted to a very unhappy life. And his worried family knew that all along.
But if Lem is dead and straight and was alive and straight thanks to Christ he now gets to spend eternity with Lacey alone. I guess they make soup and try to hang pictures in dining rooms unsuccessfully and no one can take that away from them other than God Himself.
Now the question is Joe. I love Joe. I knew him. Lacey loves him too and knew him somewhat…and I don’t think either of us can fathom his stubbornness when it comes to Janet. Janet is not as beautiful or pure-hearted or exotically brilliant the way that Lacey is. Nor is she as successful or rare in her talent, or as well-regarded, or as brilliant or important or as comely as I was, and still am.
Lacey Banks is the daughter of a sexy stewardess and a stuffy British and North European Alfred Hitchcock mob boss, OK! And for all you know she did live her first few months in her real house in Minneapolis which is actually a very upper-class house. It’s very old money, get over it. And yes she was a blonde starlet type of model from the 1950s type when she was young…and she still is that beautiful but she’s 40 now…and she makes soup with Lem. And if you’re a grown man you know they still have good sex. She’s still very arousing but she doesn’t look like little bombshell Lacey with her big brown eyes and her perfect skin she had when she was 30.
What hurt Lacey and still hurts her now is about to be described in the following episode of Mad Men written in part by me and Lacey, but straight from the perception of reality as displayed by Joe and Janet Kennedy-Desrosiers.
Bad Girls by M. I. A. plays.
(Same cast as the Mad Men series)
Peggy: I’m not sure what you expect of me, Don. I do my job!
Don: Hey Peggy! You look…so sexy today! Wow!
Peggy: Don! Gee. You’re sweet.
Don: Peggy! Will you marry me?
Peggy: No! You’re a stupid hog! I’m going to marry Pete.
Don: You’re going to marry me! Or I’ll kill myself.
Peggy: Our sex is meaningless pleasure like chocolate cake. And milk. At midnight. It’s ecstasy. But it’s stupid fucking shit too. Wake-up you pathetic loser.
Don: No!!! I’ll stab my eyes out with this letter-opener if you stop loving me any more. You LOVE ME!!”
Peggy: Okay. But I’m a Princess.
Don: OH MY GOD! You are. From where?
Peggy: From Uzbekistan.
Don: WOW!
Peggy: Yeah. I’m extremely powerful and rich.
Don: Gee whiz. Say…even if you aren’t…I’ll marry you forever.
Peggy: Why?
Don: Because.
Peggy: Why?
Don: I’m sexy for you!
Zoo Girl by M. I. A. plays as Don does a high school cheerleader type of dance in his office.
Peggy is entranced. She lowers her head to the ground and examines Don’s feet in awe.
Peggy: Don have me now!
Peggy rips off her clothes and tears them to pieces as Don dances, working up a sweat, becoming breathless.
The song ends. They stare at each other.
Peggy: Do whatever the fuck I say…forever. You’ll be a worm. Who loves me. And nothing more unless I say so. I’ll totally control you.
Don: PLEASE?
Peggy: What really?!? You’d do that for me!?
Don: Gee. Sure, Peggy.
Peggy: Good. I might make you cease to exist.
Don: COOL!! Take my kids and my whole family and everything God ever gave me.
Peggy: So I can send your family to Hell?
Don: YUP!!!
Peggy: Okay. You love me.
Don: I do! Help yourself!
Peggy: Cool!
Don: Let’s go!
And so Don and Peggy prance off to a diner to eat and drink. Then they go get married. And they start an evil empire together.
“That’s why I gave Vanessa Trump everything and I also gave that to Pat Wilson which is why when she died you got thrown into Hell with the help of the Illuminati, because I was supposed to help protect you and Maeve and Saiorse.
Vegas by Doja Cat plays.
And then it was just sort of like a thing where Pat got to do whatever the Hell she wanted and she felt bad for Cherylin Nelson and she decided that Cherylin needed to have her day and Erin was very convenient and Chris and Diego are both buffoons and so then I ended-up just giving everything to Pat. And I can see why you’d say that that’s not actually love, or Godly and that it’s somehow perverse because we’re not for seeking love for ourselves in a masculine way. It’s more in a demonic satanic way to love a woman but I I thought it was true love and I’m evil and I thought, ‘I can give Pat whatever she wants including everything and then I guess that that is just how men really just sort of submit to their wives. They just sort of give them everything, including the protection that they’re providing to other people.’
I guess Lem believes that a woman should love your kids and you both or she might not love you but I don’t subscribe to that. I think I am completely separate from my family and it’s like in the Bible where you leave your family and then you’re with someone? So you can abandon your kids…and your family for a woman…if the woman is conniving and evil enough and gets your heart? At least that’s my interpretation of what you and Claire are confused by with my father I think? I think he just thinks it’s about love, but at the same time I don’t know because I am perceiving him with part of my mothers brain, and I am a little lost myself.
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Anyway, that’s what I think that it’s just like true love and only the deserving are able to win it in a sense that turns you as man into a woman and turns a woman into a man and they can peg you. Pat likes to peg me and I take it like a champ. Umm…then I guess if that’s not your thing and that’s not entirely straight or cis…on either of our parts and my father was straight? Was he? Then I mean it makes me wonder if Pat of Janet want a penis for non-sexual reasons and my father wants a vagina or if maybe I am a misogynist who secretly wants to be women or or is that just because we being violent towards women? What are we after? It doesn’t make sense. It’s almost like we’re just trying to rile them up to make them screw us or something hoping that we’ll find a man hiding amongst the women, but maybe that’s not what this is. No, maybe that’s just my perception. I don’t really understand my father but that’s just my perception.
So you failed Lacey. You failed to be evil enough and smart enough at the same time to win my heart like Pat Wilson. I don’t give a shit that she’s ugly compared to you. It’s nice lets me be pretty and I just want to be pretty and steal her beauty and then she smacks me in the face and tells me that I have to love her and I don’t have a choice and so I do love her because I don’t have a choice. She told me self and I believe her because I gave her everything, so I guess I have to love Pat forever…because that’s what she tells me. And I gave her everything.
I can’t even protect myself.
So that’s true love for you. Right?
But you know before I gave her everything I just sort of thought it through so it’s not like she’s a terrible person and it’s not like I couldn’t love her at all. …It’s just that I have to love her. She says that I can’t love Kick and that I have to love her so that’s what I’ve got to do.
Someday when Vanessa dies that could get bloody if Vanessa is still in love with me but I don’t think she is. I just don’t understand why you didn’t go to bat for me, Lacey. And really try to rip Pat apart using witchcraft or whatever evil you’d have to use to defeat a woman like that.
Pat is terrifying and I am just a poor, helpless little lamb needing help see? So this is why I’m pissed off. Because you’re supposed to be aroused by that. And you’re not. But for most of your life, Jack has been trying to use you to hurt you and Lem and other people and so I was under the impression that you thought that was hot. You know like a gay thing? Or something. But turns out you don’t like that and you just think it’s sort of stupid and it makes you lose interest in me in a way that’s kind of scary to me.
So now I am standing in a bathtub in a 1950s house with Pat Wilson in the house and she’s very scary because she’s got a knife and she insists that we’re in love and she doesn’t know that I’m talking to you.
Honey, hi precious lover. I’m just talking. I’m just talking. I’m just talking yeah. So what are we having for dinner?
Oh that sounds good.
OK I’ll just finish up in here.
Love you too princess!
See you later queen!
I said both! I said princess and queen but not in the same sentence. I was getting creative.
OK she’s gone. She likes to make sweet potatoes and marshmallows and I’m sick of eating it but I think tonight we’re having something with tomatoes because I can smell it so I think I’m in the clear. OK well anyway I just wanted you to know that you lost.
What’s up hot stuff? You can hear me? I forgot that. I forgot that you could hear me down the hall. My voice isn’t that loud is it? Is it that loud? Pat, is it that loud sweet one? I am sorry lover! I’ll try to whisper next time. Oh you don’t think I should whisper, and you think I should just talk loud? OK I’ll talk loud.
So I’m scared of Pat. I gave her everything and she’s now in control of me in a way that God did not intend for any man to be. But that’s that’s the choice that that we made. That’s the choice that I made. And Pat didn’t make it at all and she’s mad at me for making it but that’s OK. it’ll work out.”
Joe is coaxed to go eat dinner made by Pat. The problem is…Pat was possibly kind. Or could be. And she answered to the British Crown. So she respects Lacey. She didn’t totally reject God’s authority. But…not all people are that submissive to Christ. Not all people are even that intact. Joe did choose somewhat wisely with Pat Wilson. Even if what he did was wrong and an abomination. Even if what he did destroys him somewhat. And basically spiritually castrates him. Unlike Jack he wanted to give himself as a man somehow. And unlike his father he seemingly wanted to find one permanent woman. It’s still an abomination and obviously dangerous.
So yes the world is falling apart.
But…Cherilyn Nelson is outing Becca.
Tsar Vladimir is taking over the world not necessarily the Antichrist.
And we’re all still getting over Covid-19 but…it’s making us really think.
“Okay? Eww.” Says Bobby Kennedy, Junior, blaming Lacey “…for writing such a psychotic post.”
“Except that’s Pat Wilson, not Lacey.” says a woman in the Illuminati.
“Oh wait I forgot?!
Ahh…yeah the beloved Pat Wilson and my uncle? Oh really?
They’re not that screwed up. I doubt it because they’re dead. They’re perfect now so there’s no way they would say something that dumb anyway. But they’re dead so they’re probably fine.
I highly doubt that all of this bullshit is even her fault anyway though. So it’s probably related to something else and we just have yet to figure it out. I have a feeling that she’s probably just making up most of this stuff and that truthfully speaking it’s just all gonna kind of come out in the wash.” says Bobby.
“ yep Bobby, and most of ilumiNATTI has sided with you and that line of reasoning for seven years but those people also believe that Casi is elite for mysterious reasons and that Lacey is devastated still because she still can’t believe that Diego blue isn’t really Chris Hayes. I mean Krystal wants Lacey to be devastated by the concept that he’s not really Diego blue and then when I say that Bobby starts getting mad because he can’t believe that Lacey isn’t devastated either and he thinks it’s ridiculous that we would even question her as a person and an adult because he thinks that she’s basically retarded and that Chris is just wasting his time trying to even bother with her because she’s so obsessed with him I’ve been waiting for yours for those two men to finally choke on their ego and it’s amazing to me how well they take it, but I can’t figure it out. How do they not die? Their brains seem to have basically no reasoning ability whatsoever. it’s obvious that there’s nobody in the Kennedy family with the net worth of 15 million would that even be in her generation, at least who would that be? There’s no one Mbappé there are no millennials or GenZ people who are worth that much in your entire fucking family. Your wealth was a one generational wonder and yet everyone thinks you’re old money because you’ve kept a decaying gigantic house that gets vandalized because it doesn’t have any security on Cape Cod in the family because Americans think that if you have a huge house your aristocrat it and they don’t seem to realize that you might just have a house and nothing else and not even be able to take care of the house. Lacey knows that you’ve been selling yachting lessons in your family to pay for shingles, other people don’t know that I think maybe it’s time for you guys to reassess some things.” says an Enron executive.
More later.
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