Michael’s Wife II

Nothin’ plays mixed with Bach.

Black slaves from the south watch as America…tries to make…stuff work. And…they nod in approval…congratulating them…until…recently. Well…fairly recently.

“Why are we a colony in a nation?” asks a black man.

“Because! You’re like a colony…within the US.” says Chris. “Like…you…aren’t us. So…you’re our colony.”

Just A Lil Bit plays.

“You’re a fucking idiot! That book is fucking shit…but everyone fucking thinks you’re so brilliant because you’re fucking ‘Chris.’ But fuck you bitch…and your fucking moronic inability to come up with a cogent argument.” says Lacey to Chris Hayes. “You ramble! Chris, your intellectual trajectory is nonsense. It’s the sort of hypothesis that an intelligent 12-year-old could come up with on a coffee high but apparently everyone important thinks you’re brilliant and it’s sick.”

“No, she’s right. It’s an insult to black people. You’re very racist, but you pretend not to be.” says a dead black man to Chris Hayes.

“Yeah, who sent you? Great Britain? Ireland? Who the fuck sent you bitch to be their white fucking savior? You whore!” says Lacey to Chris Hayes.

“I’m a whore?” asks Chris.

“Yeah. You heard me.” says Lacey.

“Nah. That’s impossible.” says Chris.

“No. You’re the definition of a prostitute. You’re an intellectual whore.” says Lacey. “You’d sell your brain…in pieces…if it was possible…to get richer.”

“Wow!” says Chris. “So what’s wrong with my book?”

“You have a worthless, dangerous, callow premise.” says Lacey.

“You’re callow.” says Chris to Lacey. “Nice big word!”

Later.

“No. It’s callow. You’re a very bourgeois, white yuppie.” says Lacey to Chris Hayes.

“What’s wrong with my premise?” asks Chris.

“It’s rather simple really.” starts Lacey. “You misused the word colony.”

“I might agree.” says King Charles III.

“Fair!” says Africa.

Chinua Achebe nods his head in agreement with Lacey.

“You have an incredibly grand view of the United Kingdom in relation to yourself…but darling that just makes you a nigger who freed himself from my barn…and if you annoy me, I should just drive you through the head with a shovel and get it over with…for your good more than mine.” says Lacey.

Tucker Carlson laughs.

A land-owning Duke smashes Chris Hayes over the head with a shovel until his head pops off. In a British barn.

“That’s true, Chris. …That might be a very ignorant title.” says Condoleezza Rice. “For your book.”

“Why were you writing a fake-intellectual book…about black Americans…while conjuring Lem’s twin flame?” asks a witch. “That’s so weird to me right now.” She laughs. “But…actually…the Rockefellers are known to be neutral or optimistic about race too. Spellman! …The Jack’s Rapist Dick Center is…not Lemoyne or Spellman.”

“They had help. Don’t make them take all of the credit for that monstrosity.” says JD Rockefeller.

“What’s wrong with the Kennedy Center?” asks Eunice of Lacey.

“Yeah. Joan Walsh…not all white people…are the Kennedys.” says Jonah Wiley. “Just to be clear.”

“The design is ugly.” says Lacey. “To start.”

“Go on!” says Jan.

“It’s too boxy.” says Lacey.

“What else?” asks a dead architect.

“It looks like a shoe box.” says Lacey.

“It’s a gay monument!” says the egotistical, hideous architect.

“Do you want me to carefully untangle your narcissism and explain your worthlessness or not?” threatens Lacey.

“Ouch!” says France. “Go on!”

“Alright! Is it a lamp, a shoebox or a train station or an Asian monument to an orgasm that Lem may have never had?” asks Lacey. “Or is an office building that’s currently rotting in some suburb with a sad parking lot outside? That’s in decay? It’s a hideous building! Non?

It’s supposed to look manly because it’s very defined and sharp and boxy? But a man’s dick isn’t sharp and defined and boxy and people curve while they’re having sex or they’re having very bad sex.”

“And what? Is that a reference to Australia that’s made out of time? No, it’s far too boxy it’s it’s just-where is Lem’s head? Where, where, where is the humanity in that building? It’s pedestrian! It’s sad…because it’s supposed to be I think a reference to what?Greece maybe and Asia and Jackie’s sadness or something? But it’s really offensive…because it’s just too damn awful for a center for the arts…unless if you’re trying to make it look like a train station to somehow elevate, homeless people who sing on the street.” says Lacey.

“How long have you had this opinion?” asks I. M. Pei.

“Since I first saw the building in childhood. I thought it was an utter disappointment; a travesty. I used to feel sorry for the Kennedys. I used to think they got taken in by some jackass architect. Now I suspect that they’re just hideous with a hideousness that is just unfathomable.” says Lacey.

“You know Chris you could have just let her criticize your book and explain to you in a respectful matter what was wrong with it. But that would’ve threatened your intelligence because you want to be better than her. No, you couldn’t do that because if there’s an Illuminati…you’ve been dangerously threatened by her intelligence since the beginning.” says a living Rockefeller.

“Hey, I’m curious to know what’s wrong with that building more! I’m starting to agree with you. You know my architecture isn’t quite that bad so if I had anything to do with that building just consider it my fart.” says I. M. Pei.

“Well, I’ve heard the acoustics are awful. It doesn’t surprise me though, because the building itself was not made with acoustics in mind. Something that square is automatically going to have an acoustical problem. The Romans could’ve explained that to you don’t you think?” says Lacey.

“But they tried to make the inside more round. And yes, I agree that light fixture looks like an odd choice? It looks like an egg! Excuse me it does! In a fallopian tube.” says I. M. Pei.

“Yes, that’s my idea you know? It’s really sad that Jack is so narcissistic and enabled that he thinks he can produce an egg in his cock? His cock that’s shaped like a box? Because really he was trying to sodomize Lem. Shove a magical rapist sword up his ass? But he thought that because it was his dick that had eggs in it…it would be OK…because in his peasant-gay bitch-Irish brain, enabled by his fathers thievery, possibly from my literal father, who gave him way too much credit as a human…it made sense. It made sense to Jack to think that he could produce eggs with his sword. Much like Eunice thought she was sexy when really she looks like a glue label.” says Lacey.

“Did someone make that glue label look like Eunice, because they were irritated by the same depravity and dishonesty and conceit in that family as I am? Because the label didn’t use to look like Eunice Kennedy. It looks like an angry man in the past. Like an angry male goat or something? But now it looks like Eunice. It’s frightening how much they’ve captured her face in all of its hideousness…and I have a feeling she was considered the prettiest sister wasn’t she? Or at least one of them. But no let’s keep-let’s keep talking! I’m not just pointing out obvious things that sound mean when really they’re just all observations about reality. And then I seem like I’m the evil one when in reality sweetie…I’m not. I’m just not delusional and stupid. I’m not weak and I’m not gonna pretend to be your friend because my parents didn’t give two shits about me. Nobody loved me you bitch. So don’t expect me to fall for your lies and feel sorry for you, because I lack such bourgeois good humor.” says Lacey.

“Lacey wasn’t my mother and if she had been I would’ve been a lot prettier and I think she’s mad about it because I think she thinks that I should be prettier and nicer and maybe not be so close Hell…and honestly I don’t blame her and that would be nice!” says Eunice Kennedy Shriver. “Except I wasn’t. I’m not her daughter, but it’s a nice thought because I think my father and her really might’ve been soulmates and he just messed it up somehow in which case Lem is actually more of a father figure to me than a friend…and it’s very convoluted to you but to me it’s not.

I get it. I get why my father trusted Lem with our money because they think a lot alike in that way. They’re both very good with money and even if my father was a thief, he was still brilliant and Lacey knows that and respects that about him…but I don’t understand why Lem didn’t just tell us himself what was wrong with a lot of things…but then I think that’s Lacey. That’s my father. That’s not actually Lem but that’s how I feel loved. I feel loved when someone tells me what’s wrong with something…because I know that they’re not discrediting my entire being they’re just trying to explain what’s wrong with the situation and I actually kind of agree with her.

The acoustics are terrible and it isn’t the building that it could’ve been or should be. But we don’t know how to make a building like that in my family. My family just isn’t that grand…and we probably should’ve just started a college in Massachusetts for white people who are poor…or you know something like that. Maybe not this Special Olympics you know, but a lot of people enjoy that and um the name is a little offensive…but I think the concept worked in it’s time. I have a feeling now people find it patronizing, but we didn’t know any better. We didn’t know we were starting something that was going to be dated in 100 years, and we didn’t know that we were making a building that was going to be outed as an embarrassment to our family and our narcissism that still hasn’t been completely outed. But I’m not dumb enough at this point to think that it won’t be over time if the world manages to not cease to exist…because there are legitimately a lot of problems with it. So let’s just cut to the chase and stop pretending like we’re lazy. The building really is screwed up! The concept is screwed-up! The entire thing is a mess and it’s overwhelming as that is that’s just objective reality.

Lacey if they wanted to make a monument to Jack that wasn’t patronizing of all the flaws that destroyed our family what should they have made?” asks Eunice Kennedy Shriver.

“Well! Why not a sports center?” asks Lacey.

Whats Poppin by Jack Harlow plays.

“Like…an unusually high-class sports center?” says Lacey.

“Lacey that’s too perfect.

You just pointed out the obvious in society.

It’s weird that they didn’t just do that…but you and I both know that they had some convoluted and evil ideas about Jack’s sexuality and love and Lem and sexuality in general…and yet you and I are surprised.

It’s weird what happened between Lem and Jack considering that Jack should also be more of a father figure to Jack and you and I both know that love is not a pervert. Lem wasn’t either and he just didn’t know that he had been molested. So Lem thought that that was sort of style template for all of future sexual interactions but he wasn’t a pervert and so he thought, ‘Hey this makes sense that I have this lack of sexual interest in Jack but Jack’s interested in me.’ And I think he may have felt that it was more normal because his interest in Jack was not paternal but umm…but he could have been paternal towards him if he let himself be. But he smears withheld that because it seemed sort of weird and perverted to be so paternal towards Jack but instead, he thought, ‘No, I don’t know what that is, but that isn’t me. I guess I’m just screwed-up because I’m gay!’ But in reality, he really just was in an incestuous relationship, but it wasn’t a incestuous on his part because he really didn’t understand what was going on. He just anticipated that there was something wrong with himself…and he kept things kosher as much as he could, and he did succeed from his end, but he couldn’t, he obviously couldn’t keep Jack from being evil…so unfortunately, it’s just that Jack had a tremendous complex where he wanted his fathers sex and love and he’s in competition with all women over his father’s love. So Lem became perfect for him because Lem reminded him of his father and allowed him to be aggressive and violent towards maternal figures in a psychic sense and really subconsciously or consciously both and yet he also then was, in a very backward way, able to take a swipe at his mom, sort of arguing that if his mother loved him, she would’ve loved his father the way that he loved his father by just letting his father fuck him. So if Rose had just let Joe screw her more and been more demanding about it even and try to take up more of Joe‘s time and sort of let Joe take care of her then maybe he would’ve been more faithful and more loving and all. So I think he was in competition with his mom and hated her and thought that she was you know a loser compared to him. But he was also trying to solve their marriage.

He was trying to sort of destroy his mom out of the very malignant amount of competition but dear Jack never seems to fathom that you’re Lacey and Lem. And not Lacey and Joe. It’s Joe and Rose and you are very different people. I don’t know if he’s even realized that entirely yet.” says I. M. Pei.

“Jack Harlow captures Jack Kennedy’s essence if Jack Kennedy was more intelligent, and a poet.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“I am scared about what you just said because I worry Scott what you’re insinuating. But but getting back to what you’re about to ask me yes I can tell what you’re going to ask me.

Lem has tried to say it, but it sounds so shocking based on what historians believe to be true. Jack came on to Lem.

That Jack was always the instigator and their relationship may or may not have been at all truly consensual.

Lem may have written a note on toilet paper, but it was actually Jack’s doing that. He even thought he should do that whether or not he does. Jack started everything with Lem! Lem’s note to Jack wouldn’t have been one of passion and sexual desire as Lem himself suggested. Lem never expressed that towards Jack! Jack expressed that towards Lem! …And that’s actually historically backed up by evidence that we have to suggest that Jack desired Lem. It’s in his writing! Jack came onto Lem!

John Fitzgerald Kennedy instigated everything sexually with Kirk Lemoyne Billings…and then Lem thought, ‘We should clean this up and make it classy! You know? And really be a couple! Because if we’re going to be gay together to that intimate of a degree…then we should be a couple!’ …So if there was toilet paper that’s what Lem wrote on the toilet paper. It was more of, ‘Hey, if we’re going to be sexual with which other like that…we should be a couple.’ That’s what he wrote on the toilet paper…and then that’s when Jack freaked out and started saying, ‘No, you know you have to drop that! Lem, we’re not gonna be a couple! Lem we’re not gonna do anything sexual ever again! You have to get it out of your head that that’s sexual in any meaningful way! It’s just nonsense men do!’

But really Jack was just playing with Lem’s mind in his so-called rebuff. And it was to try to make Lem addicted to him and confused and become obsessive…so that Jack Kennedy could hide his own obsession for Lem.

Jack Kennedy was the sexual instigator, but it looks like it was Lem. Apparently some people-And part of the reason why you all think that is because Lem was molested. He was sexually experimenting with other men potentially at Choate to try to figure out what was going on when he was molested…and it wasn’t going particularly well. …If Jack hadn’t showed-up, Lem would’ve eventually probably figured it out at some point. Because it wasn’t going well. He would have figured out that he wasn’t gay at all…or he would’ve just killed himself. I don’t know, but he really wasn’t gay at all and Jack really was the sexual aggressor towards Lem. Lem fawned over him, Lem flirted with him…but being straight and not fully comprehending what he was doing he he didn’t understand Jack’s malignancy, so he romanticized it, and sometimes Lem would flirt with Jack, because Jack likes that. Jack was nicer to Lem and others when they would put out, and when Lem was flirting with him and his fat ego and he got his way, he liked it. But it wasn’t sincere. And it was more of a trauma response on Lem’s part.

‘Lem has a sexuality and it’s straight!’ said Lacey? No. But Lacey and and I can see through his paper thin gay facade. It’s fake! Lem is brilliant and he was a very good actor, and so he was capable of moving his eyes and moving his fingers and moving his mouth in ways that looks convincing…but Lacey and I are both very intelligent people…and we notice details…and we can both see that his body looks straight. His energy reads as straight…and to Lacey it’s traumatizing because it doesn’t make sense to her. How can this man who’s supposed to be gay have an energy that’s sexually very aggressive towards her?

When she begins to read him he starts coming on to her…because when she reads people she’s not a witch and so she’s actually interacting with ahh…real dead spirits…and so when she comes onto him accidentally-Lacey she hasn’t come on to people, but she starts interacting with them…and is very childlike in a way at times…but she’s a grown woman.

*he laughs*

But she starts reading people who are dead and it’s sort of funny…because she’s ah not-she’s doing it fairly innocently. And most people react to her very politely…because they can tell she has no idea what’s going on…and all said they’re very nice about it…and so she she reads them you know sort of like mother might check out a diaper to see if there’s poop in it. She will, you know, examine their spirit and it’s very non-sexual and very polite. And yes, it’s invasive. But she is very polite and she doesn’t realize she’s doing it.

*he laughs*

It’s like smelling a stranger’s armpits very politely.

…No, ‘I identify a straight mommy!’ they might say. Or, ‘Hey. we were gay mommy!’ they say in their spirits. And their spirit-And she goes, ‘Yes!’ Like, that’s what she said. That’s what you experience.

But when she begins to examine his energy he starts coming onto her…because that’s what is-He thinks, ‘Why…why is this woman becoming so personal with me? …Hey, I kind of like her!’ And then he gets aroused…and thinks it’s funny…and starts coming on to her, and that’s traumatic to her in a way…even though he can’t help it because of- He is in love with her. And yet because she doesn’t know why…he’s having that reaction…or what that even means, scientifically, it’s scary. She’s very scientifically minded like Lem…and yet artistic.

But…I can read his energy too…in a way…and I was very intelligent as you may or may not have realized, and I can see it too. I can see too that Lem was straight. Heterosexual! See…my generation was capable of seeing things like that…because we read books and we knew how complicated people can be.

People have oversimplified human psychology in the last 30 to 40 years! And counseling is helpful but it’s dangerous in that way…because then people start thinking that the human mind is very simple…and it’s not. It may not be as unfathomable as some people thought it was in the past…but it’s-it may not be quite as simplistic as people today think that it is…and so it’s a problem.

Some things are infallible. Some things are very simple about the human mind, but some things are complex. …See there’s a difference between something being unfathomable, and something being complex. The human mind is complex. The mind of God is unfathomable. Our minds can be studied…and understood over time… But it’s like the rest of human body and it’s very complex. It’s like space! No…it’s incredibly complicated. It’s not that we can’t answer questions or understand using science…it’s that it requires a great amount of genius and effort to dissect everything and make sense of it all in an ordered, honest, realistic and accurate fashion.

Anyway…I can tell that Lem was straight. Lacey can tell that he’s straight. I think Ted Fay suspected that there was something amiss about his supposed homosexuality, and I think the Kennedys are embarrassed that they themselves could never tell.

They lived with Lem, yet I don’t I think they could figure it out. Not fully. They met him. They spent hours of time with him…getting high, eating dinner, and telling jokes…but because of their Irish poverty, and their lack of deeper understanding and sometimes lack of intelligence…they couldn’t see. As brilliant as a may be in some ways…they couldn’t see that and they over-they overdid themselves. No, they’ve-they’ve got too high-They assumed that they could overpower people who are smarter than them. …Because they overestimated their own abilities…and that wasn’t just in Lem’s case. That was something that happened at the start of World War II. That was something that happened during World War II.

The Kennedys have a tendency to overestimate their understanding and ability.

And it’s not Lacey‘s problem. Lacey does the opposite. People have thought that she had that problem and she doesn’t have that problem. She is a clinically depressed woman not a narcissist. She’s a genius, she’s not a narcissist. …Just because she’s better looking than you and comes from a better family doesn’t make her a narcissist. ‘

‘Stop using the fact that she’s never been loved and she’s very close to death at 40…as an excuse for why she never became US President!’ That’s what you want me to do? …Do you want her to just die in the next couple of years or in the next 15 years cause she easily could…and she’s not killing herself. No, she’s dying. …But oh, if she dies in 15 years young…never having smoked except for once, when she puffed a cigar with her ex-boyfriend once literally, barely ever drinks, she hasn’t drank now for years and her drinking was minimal-She wasn’t loved. She has a thyroid condition. Her hair is falling out. She just wasn’t loved! It’s so sad…but it’s simple.

Those are not things that you can hold her accountable for. You can’t blame her that you don’t love her, try as you might. Why does it bother you so much that you don’t love her?

People don’t give themselves a thyroid condition, and if they do, how do we do it? And how does she give herself a thyroid condition? How did she make her own hair fall out? …It’s sick the amount of narcissism people use when they’re trying to analyze her. What are you all afraid of? That you’re not as human as she is? Well…what if it’s true? What if you’re not as human as me?” says I. M. Pei.