A Cat

Lacey is a cat. Metaphorically speaking. She’s a dangerous cat.

She sits alone in a kitchen. At midnight.

It’s supposed to be Micheal’s kitchen. His beloved cat.

But she’s in Mark’s house instead. And she quite likes his house. He’s kind. That’s her house. And she has a hopeful relationship with mice.

Lem is another cat. They’re metaphorically cats. And cats are dangerous…if they want to be.

Dunker barks, trying to explain. He’s upset. He has a lot to say. He’s deeply offended. And it’s he who insists Lem and Lacey are more like cats. And he wants to make it clear that he’s not antagonistic towards cats. …But they’re more like cats. And Jack…is more like a monkey. And he’s a dog. He’s a dog.

Dunker rolls his eyes.

“Mr. Perry wants me to tell you that Lem was straight. I can’t vouch for him. Because I didn’t see enough. But…that’s my gut sense. Okay?” says Dunker.

Lisa Kudrow shrugs. “Maybe he has a worthwhile gut sense.”

“That’s all I can provide. Sorry.” says Dunker. “But Lacey and Lem are more like cats. And I want that to be clear.”

“I’ve always thought I was more like a dog.” says Lacey.

“Common misperception! Dogs are known to have great personalities. I had a great personality, I guess. But, I was a dog. And I know dogs.

Ernest Hemingway was more like a dog. Mark, your legal husband, is actually more like a dog.

You are more like a cat with an unusually warm personality. So is Lem, at times. You are nicer. And we could be friends if you were an actual cat. But you’re a human, alas.

I just knew you were confused. For years. And now you know.” says Dunker.

“Thank you!” says Lacey.

Dunker barks happily.

Smile Like You Mean It by The Killers plays.

“I thought I was the cat!” says Erin Gloria Ryan.

“I wish that I was third of a cat too.” says Chris Hayes.

“Yeah, I always thought I was clever like a cat too with all my nine lives. So, that’s weird. I thought we were the cats.” says Bobby Jr..

“So if this isn’t a satire, then I guess Lacey took over the entire Illuminati?” asks Dr. Lauermann.

“ yeah basically the idea was to sacrifice her in someway or drive her crazy because Diego was so offended. I don’t know what they said to each other. The truth is you’ve never really looked into it because Chris keeps vouching for Diego. I’m an errand us to a Sodus most of MSNBC him and it doesn’t seem like Lacey hates Diego or really wants any unjust harm to come to him but add it over it. It was his idea to just make her think that she was schizophrenic and then try to get her to either kill her self or be killed. He at one point told her to walk down a dark alley in Seattle because he claimed he was hiding there, I’m just wanted to talk to her and so she didn’t see any problem with it and she did and she was fine but that was the last time she ever did anything like that I think for Lacey if we’re real she’s too smart to think it’s schizophrenia being raised in a charismatic church and experiencing voices like Jonah hears and knowing that that’s not considered schizophrenia but it’s something super natural she knew that it was unlikely that she was hallucinating, but she didn’t know for sure and so she did some experimenting to find out and I don’t think she’s sold on the idea that were real but I think she’s highly suspect that we are even though we don’t want her to know that him and Diego wanted her to believe that she was schizophrenic, so we still try that sometimes edit it that it’s never going to work but it’s been hard for a lot of people to except that because she’s right a lot of people have very hurt egos by her it’s hard to except that we live in a country where a family could privately owned trillions of oil and the old money and yet it’s in this exotic Norwegian way were you know most people don’t understand, especially people who aren’t white and aren’t old money and someways themselves they don’t understand they’re like what the hell you were silversmiths that’s an author like that’s not a big deal that’s just esoteric Norwegian bullshit but then they don’t realize how powerful Norway is and that it’s not like Yugoslavia it’s Norway, and they don’t understand the importance of oil and land and they don’t understand that Lacey‘s family is really old money. She’s not just making that up and that’s the family that raised her which is even worse because now we’re dealing with a mobsters daughter, and he arguably was probably one of the most powerful man of the 20th century, but no one knows anything about him because like Lacey he’s sticky as hell and it might not be evil like hell but they’re extraordinarily complex sneaky people. Her father had millions are we still don’t even know what happens. He apparently hit her if she’s his daughter and yet somehow she figured it out, but didn’t figure it out and counselors figured it out, but couldn’t tell her and really at the end of the day he would’ve understood and it would’ve been fine, but we got involved because of Diego and we are you know in the middle of a ON a land mind covered field everywhere we go according to our protocol it’s just another disaster and we don’t know what to do a lot of the time because Satanism isn’t working even though it does at times because it seems like Satan is actually feeling sorry for her but it’s as like a Christian version of Satan, not our version of him and that’s baffling to some people and then you know come to find out she could’ve married Michael and I am of the opinion that that’s a fact I don’t think it’s made up and that’s excruciatingly hard and a lot of people’s ego because he really was attractive and he was Michael Rockefeller and then she’s us extraordinaire early beautiful woman much does even know that and then she’s Tom’s daughter but she’s even know that, but she knows that when Elizabeth was alive, it was, it was just Seay it was extremely easy to Elizabeth. It was extremely is easy to her, but she was the queen of England, right she was one of the greatest monarchs of British history that she understood the situation instantly and it was very easy for her I I don’t but I’m not her I’m not Lacey I can’t get in these peoples brains and just figure it out like you know 123 and oh that’s oh no it’s fine we will Elizabeth was alive we left Lacey alone she went for hikes, she had a fairly normal life within as Elizabeth started to die. That’s when Lacey fell down the stairs, and shortly after that, Elizabeth had a fall out and then within a year Elizabeth was dead and Philip was also very protective of Lacey in a way I think he also understood her and I have a feeling Lacey has a lot of respect for him as a man not in a romantic way, but just as a person, she sometimes made Philip cry. The way she talk about England and the way she had fired it because it maybe was some thing that he hadn’t heard about his country for a very long time that profound love for Great Britain. That is something maybe only people who really love Britain or who are British understand and yet he doesn’t he didn’t believe in reincarnation, and he told her not to entertain that and so she still is hesitant and I don’t think we can disavow her of that because that was Philip’s final bird on the matter and she took Philip very seriously theologically.

And I do respect that I do I respect that he wasn’t a stupid man and I am in Elizabeth trusted him and Lacey was somewhat Elizabeth’s friend and so she trusted her friends husband, and saw him sort of his is not like a surrogate in a sexual way, but I was like as a surrogate, authority figure and so no Lacey is very hesitant to talk about it I am And there’s nothing Charles can say or anyone else and I respect that because I’m actually British person saying this to you and I don’t. I don’t want it you know I don’t think that’s worthwhile but the thing is though that we have to be honest about if Lacey is a Scottish aristocrat That does matter, and if she was married to them and he was straight and still is annoys has been that does matter him and what Joe, Biden and Zelenskyy and Putin are dealing with is the reality that Putin is being backed up by the old guard so to speak but like the old guard of the 1800s they’re very they’re thrilled to see a Russian empire. They hate it the fall of Russia and it’s extraordinarily exciting to the Romanoffs and Lacey, and possibly other British aristocrats to see czar Putin emerge as a hero.

I question the ending of the crown it seems like Philip is just so you know so Lazidaze and bleak but I wonder if that’s actually a joke that’s being told on the other side.

And I don’t know why at the end of the day Diego in Cresson MSNBC to take Michael Rockefeller’s cat hostage. They can’t touch the cat the cat has taken over the house. Basically yes they try to attack the cat and we get explosions and derailments and pandemics so it seems as though shit hast to be left alone and yes, Elizabeth understood that Elizabeth said just give the cat you know food and water, and she put the cat and the cat and her were very good friends they got along famously, it was a very lovely relationship for the most part if not entirely, Elizabeth has gone and yes, it has been a struggle ever cents to figure out what to do because we can’t kill the cat. If we kill the cat, the cat will kill all of us if the cat is left alone then a lot of people can’t handle it because they feel so they need to do something about it.” says a man in the Illuminati.

“ I also compared myself to a bird, and I have to except the fact that cats kill birds.” says Erin.

“ but she wouldn’t be trying to kill you. If you had decided to inculcate her into them and IT against her will you know I’m just curious what is it about her being Michael’s like wife while he was alive and well she was well she’s alive arm that baffles you guys so much because it’s just as someone who reads blogs and someone who isn’t vehicles who is aware of Lacey and I am, I’m going to be honest I don’t think unless if you’re really loving to her that you’re going to get her to understand maven Saoirse if I only speak to you so freely I don’t think you’re going to get her to understand your perspective. OK I’m a little more common than you, but I get it like I could dress up and Dior and go tanning and lose weight and look really sexy and if I stood there, Michael wouldn’t give a shit right I don’t think I would have either, but that actually as a woman is an irritating to me because I understand the beauty of liberty Road noir I get it. My boobs are big and my hair is thick and dark and my skin is probably a lot tougher than hers and my ancestors worked in the fields. OK but we reproduced we fell in love we had festivals we were happy and I don’t think her and Michael are the kind of people who wanna interrupt that I think they just respect the beauty of it, and no I don’t I I don’t I don’t think she’s gonna get why you’re upset OK because if you look at it from a peasant perspective sweetie, that’s the ritual. OK her standing there and being herself and then him just like picking her up possibly literally and like caring her away is there a ritual that’s what makes sense to their genes that’s that’s that’s what’s in their brain and they can’t change that so you can look from the outside and say well that’s dumb. How do they not realized how classes that is or whatever the hell it is you’re angry about, but they don’t get it anymore than they understand us and our ways of meeting and frankly, I have a very strong suspicion she was supposed to be like us and she had it in her head that she could figure it out and she never can figure it out OK so be a little more sensitive because I don’t think she can figure out how to meet with your great uncle Joe I don’t think she knows how to do it. I think Pat knows how to do it because Pat‘s more of a peasant than Laceyz let’s just say it OK and she looks like it too. Sorry which is both an insulting compliment it’s just different but they don’t think like us and they can’t make the way that we do. Should we explain that to them like what right do we have to go be like why do you do what you do it’s not right I’ll tell you what right we have. We’re suffering. We were poor, right OK but that’s where I am more common than you and I’m pissed off because my family actually is still poor we’ve done pretty damn well in America but we didn’t do a fuck worth as well as your family and you guys just passed away on drugs and annoys the hell out of me that you’re so fucking self-righteous about it.

And I think that’s what makes makes Lacey angry is that she’s in waiting for someone to say this for years you’re not us OK I’m sorry you’re not the old money people but you’re not us either anymore you’re your kind of your own thing and you were supposed to be OK with that and oh God not go around like screwing people over and making me elite angry by raping in sodomizing people That was a bad idea. I’m sorry you weren’t aware of that.

Why does my family never strike it rich I guess because we didn’t steal stuff and sell liquor when it was illegal I guess because we weren’t babysat by Thomas banks because I have a very strong suspicion that your grandfather your great grandfather kiss a lot of old money peoples ass is kind of like Tom and that’s how he made a lot of his money and got a lot of his power the Roosevelts possibly literally Lacey‘s father we didn’t do that. We didn’t think it made sense to kiss peoples ass and steal shit. We follow the law.

And like I’m not trying to judge you as a fellow poor person I got the temptation but that’s how you got the money admit it that’s how you people became rich you’re thieves you’re incredibly intelligent thieves but your seats and yeah OK the whole Robin Hood stick where it’s like we will stand up for the poor because we received it’s cute for a while but at this point it’s not really working anymore and it’s just kind of destructive and obnoxious.

Do you still care about the poor? I’m sorry I’m telling you the truth I’m not kissing your ass or sucking your cock. Whatever the fuck it is you narcissist won’t be able to do for you because that’s what we do right we suck your cock and get you off and the poor and then you give a shit about us and you’re supposed to have our back is that agreement we made with the Kennedys a while ago because it feels like that’s what we did, you know we get you guys off we let you off the hook you screw people over we write love stories about you that are totally fabricated, possibly completely and destructive to humanity and then you give a crap about us is not the deal that we made?

But I’m sick of that deal OK and I’m cutting it and cutting out because it’s destructive and it’s not working for us anymore. I’m sorry you’re fired but then who the fuck are we supposed to hire now bitch what other fucking family gives a shit about us? It’s a nerves water would you know goddamn, great job you were doing anyway with our infrastructure failing and everything falling apart. I wonder if we should’ve been kissing your ass all these years or just killing you because you didn’t have our back the country went to hell after we reelected your fucking family to office, what the hell did you really do for us anyway? It’s all this bullshit about vaccines. Oh yeah that’s helpful know it’s complex and obnoxious. It’s not that fucking helpful and really if you’re so powerful Bobby why don’t you take on the oil companies why don’t you stop global warming and instead of fighting vaccines you dip shit!?!

I mean oh vaccines yeah wow that’s an easy you got is an easy thing to fight because people don’t like getting shots Bobby they don’t like getting shots Bobby it’s a lot harder to take peoples cars away from them. It’s a hell of a lot harder to convince people to stop using oil then it is to convince them that they don’t want to get something jabbed into their arm.

And I know I’m just speaking on behalf of a lot of people right now but it’s kind of fun because I have a feeling I’m talking to real people who actually have a lot of power. It doesn’t scare me because it is a scare Leisy. At least I suspect that so it’s kind of interesting isn’t. It is it? Is it an interesting to have this conversation? It really is yeah you failed us you did you failed us.

You failed us you failed us you failed this country you promised big things and then you didn’t deliver. And we’re really really mad.

Yeah and I don’t know what we’re gonna do OK I don’t know we’ll see right bitch we’ll see. I’m sorry for calling you a bitch but we’ll see we’ll see. I’m sorry for swearing, but we’ll see. I should be station peace wearing I say to myself but no, really that I will see OK because I don’t want her to do. I don’t know Donald Trump wants to be a resident and that he’s not you you can’t make him you Bobby, as much as I have a feeling a lot of people wanna control him you can’t. He is a legitimate wild card and we like that because it gives us a way to express ourselves even if it’s not logical, it allows us to be able to get a little bit of power back because he goes crazy and it breaks the matrix and breaks the norm and that’s how power works precious a lot of power is perception as your grandfather would say so if we get someone who breaks the mold and shatters perceptions. We have an outlet we have a way in And we can start doing shit that’s affective it’s tempting. Can you blame us but you know he has problems he’s problematic. I don’t personally agree with a lot of his perspectives on things so I can’t vote for him, but he’s a pretty useful tool to get pickax. He’s a pretty useful tool, you aren’t really helpful because you clearly are hugely indebted to people and it’s unclear who you even are so if you win, are you might think you have a lot more control than you really have over the country and I was like you’re very good at controlling people but you can’t control Lacey believe it or not I have a feeling she’s controlling you and a lot of us are more like That than you think you know we’re not all your wives Bobby and you know what if you get everyone killed, then there’s no one to control and no one laughed. believe your lies and give you power and make you feel special about yourself, so just keep that in mind if that is something your brain, you know capable of processing because I don’t think you’re all that rational I think you’re just more like a rabid animal animal.

Oh, what else let’s see him no I mean Biden we can use Biden because he is lazy and has no fucking clue what’s going on in his own country and so a lot of people are able to mobilize undercover. Well he’s president and come up with great contingency plans and he doesn’t even notice he’s kind of like a substitute teacher. He’s got sort of a jolly personality but he has no fucking clue what’s going on him and I have a feeling a lot of other people cut people riding right now are pretty similar. You guys don’t like Donald Trump because he actually could be in charge and I don’t think you guys want someone in charge of you because I I think the people in the illuminati right now tend to be rebels and anti-authoritarian new money people who are super against anyone telling them what to do and I don’t think they can really handle their responsibilities, but that’s who’s in charge in the illuminati, so no, I mean, it’s just gonna be a time of a lot of change and a time for us to have to reevaluate a lot of shit and people might be dying. They might be suffering but being into the occult I see things in a cell, but similar way to Lacey at death is not the end so I’m not afraid of death or some people are and so to me like Lacey I don’t Phyl I don’t worship her God or do I put on I don’t. I’m not all that worried about like starving to death or if I get another, you know disease I was scary at first this point not so much and it’s like Putin yeah he could blow us up for real but but what does that mean and I don’t I don’t know I have a feeling he’s more rational the most of you and I don’t think he probably wants to clean up after a nuclear war, he’s too saying for that that I feel kind of sorry for him because I don’t think you’ll be part of that easy to deal with.

But then it’s like I feel sorry for Putin. Wow what just happened that was weird why am I feeling sorry for Putin like I’m his friend and he’s like a leader and protector of me wow, which is what was that? Yeah I was not weird because now I’m starting to feel like I’m dependent on Vladimir Putin for my personal safety, OK Pharrell and him that’s not good because if he’s using this as a way to be friend us and he’s not dysfunctional and he can actually run the United States from Russia what the fuck happened to United States and that’s something that I’m gonna have to tell myself because it bothers me do you people even know it’s country was supposed to be here does that not talking to leave some thing you can call. You are if it’s not I will save it for another time but it’s sad to me to see that I had states become Russia if that’s what’s happening at and one of the reasons it makes me angry is because it’s not it’s not right you know we had a country we really did him and then I guess over the last 3 to 40 years. You guys just decided that it wouldn’t be a country anymore because you know you didn’t actually consciously make that decision you just start to feeble to handle being in charge And sweetie that’s how the earth works or there is fallen or not it is about survival of the fittest to some degree and you people are not that fit narcissism really isn’t fit that was a lie that was super popular in the 20th century along with men like to spread their seed, but I have a feeling those are both bullshit lies that you people came up with to Phyl last dysfunctional and decrepit.

I have a feeling that there are probably countries that are splitting off within the US and depending on where I live I married happy OK with that but let’s be real. Lacey is an actual person I was feeling her father really is Thomas Banks. This is a real blog are you people are in shock and you’re pretending not to be, you can’t believe that this is happening. I have a feeling you got the idea into your head to inculcate her when you were all high on something didn’t you? Yeah you did. Yep you were all high on cocaine or heroin or both or an acid trip I don’t know what the fuck give you a Ron but you were on something And Diego was a really loud voice in the room and he was hot and he’s sexy and he screws everyone and you’re just like let’s go with it. This is a good idea and then after you did it, I bet you started to wonder why you had done it You know that’s a really interesting question. I have a feeling people struggle with impulse control and you inculcated her into the luminosity on impulse, it was like a narcissistic impulse reaction and you’re in shock that you even did that but you know if that’s what happened that’s what happened OK stop lying about it, there’s no voodoo you can do to undo the fact that this is reality for us OK and I’m like touching like a paper bag as I say that this is reality. OK this is reality and this is reality and you’re talking to a woman whose father helped control the world and he’s dead and he’s sad and he’s protective of her and you’ve made him very angry, if you kill her it’s not good if you keep harming her it’s not good for you. It might work out for other people and it might not but it’s not good for you. OK he’s not dumb Wentz not dumb I have a feeling that the country will probably just end up being run essentially by oligarchs who are in league with him they may already be being run by oligarchs to our league with him and you know what if if I get better health care, and I still get to be American in my mind on the Fourth of July I don’t even know if I care maybe eventually will come back maybe we won’t but I care but in a way that I don’t think people would understand.

And I’m not particularly worried about like governmental restrictions. I have a very strong suspicion that the reason why Russia doesn’t have stronger restrictions isn’t because they are after some elusive bottom line but because that’s just not how the country has traditionally been run so don’t threaten me if I saying that my chickens gonna be more dangerous to eat yeah, fucking right, now I’m gonna get better health care you’ll probably have a better economy in about five years. We’re gonna have a really weak president and probably I will just still be mysterious. Who’s running the country. You know if our infrastructure doesn’t fall apart if we’re able to eat decent food and live in our culture, I really doubt that I’m gonna have a problem with it it’s more of a sentimental principle type thing that’s more highfalutin and high minded and I’m sorry people are too shallow to understand that being the bourgeois pricks that you are, I was like the old money understands that I have a feeling that I understand it but I don’t think most of you do sorry You’re not like us you’re in my country you were in my country and so on that note um Zelinsky, can you stop fighting Putin please if you’re making money through selling children you’re in the wrong and you’re just draining the US I bring us to the point where if we are being controlled by Putin we’re going to invade you. You know I get that you’re trying to be strong for your people but you don’t want America like coming at you because we’re starting to get really angry here whether you realize that or not.

OK if I sound like a Russian I’m sorry that being said I don’t know how China and Putin feel about oil but it does actually scare me. I have a feeling it scares China to. I don’t think Putin‘s probably an idiot about it. I have a feeling they have some trepidation about climate change as well, they’re probably not quite as certain that it’s a problem as some people are, but I hope that they listen to us because I am it really is a problem and they’re humans to her and I really don’t think that we can keep burning fossil fuels at the same rate I really don’t think it’s safe And I could be wrong but it it it legitimately worries me as a human.” says an American witch.

“ what what what we are working on is some way to bring stability and we thank you for your opinion. It actually is a value to us as a human. Thank you.” says China.

“ oh, I just want to say I’m sorry things have been so scary. I am at war with your leaders. I may not be at war with you. I have to treat you as leaders when you come to my country I cannot treat you as someone that I would protect I may have been protective of Lacey, but then I see her as a North Korean when I do that or a front, not as an American who has a democratic power as a president because that’s the way you’re supposed to be isn’t it that’s the idea and that’s how I see every American that comes to my country.” says the leader of North Korea.

“ it’s scary how nice you seem I just have to say that I’m a little shell shocked by that wow OK that’s funny because I’ll trump seems to get along with you too OK so if I’m reading her and I’m a psychic I’m a witch this has been very eye-opening, having a seat and being able to talk to you people I’m sorry I’m a little scared” says the American.

“ you know I was going to tell you the people who are leading your lazy alarm to some degree and they tend to be very Japanese. They tend to be like kamikaze pilots you know it’s about honor, and they fight until the end and I respect that, so if that feels uncomfortable to you, it’s OK to be scared, you don’t have to agree with that perspective that’s how they govern that’s who they are and you may feel differently. You may choose to take a different path, but be careful because they chose that for a reason.” says North Korea.

Ready, Able by Grizzly Bear plays.

“Do I sound gay to you or like lamb or both?” asks the singer of Grizzly Bear of Lacey.

The American laughs and waves goodbye to China, Putin, and North Korea. They wave and knowingly laugh goodbyes.

“I’d say mostly both, but the problem is I hear the gayness in your voice even when you’re singing. It’s not there in Lem’s voice. I listened many times, and I can never hear it.” says Lacey.

“ so it’s not the less it’s not the mincing it’s not even like the tone it’s it’s really like it’s just that I sound gay or possibly bisexual so I sound mostly gay or someone bisexual and I don’t I sound like that and it’s just a matter someone wanted me to ask you, because because we are lemon, I have a slightly similar voice which may not actually even be his real voice but it sounds like they are similar and I think they thought that you would hear my voice and suddenly realize that one was gay and that you’re wrong because I think they keep telling myself themselves that if you could just hear someone who sounded more like him that you suddenly realize that he was gay because I can’t believe you, but it’s not that you no matter in which he speaking it’s some thing else that is uniquely homosexual and they don’t want to hear that because some of them are homosexual and they don’t want to believe that anyone can tell because it’s not something that they can control or that has anything to do with mannerisms that they have any control over they want to believe that they can hide it or that somehow it’s mysterious is it mysterious Lacey yes or now be honest.” says the singer.

“ you sound potentially slightly bisexual, but as a woman, I would never assume you were attracted to me unless if it was really clear like it it’s slightly bisexual, but it’s mostly just gay. No, it’s just I mean it’s just obvious at this point to me I listen so many times to men know through observation it’s just obvious I can’t tell is well with women. Women are more confusing to me, but that’s probably because I’ve lied to me more, and also because I’m not attracted to women at all and so I can’t it’s like I don’t get a strong of a reaction from them or some thing I don’t know what I’m doing to figure it out but I can never read women as well women are mysterious to me, matter, rarely mysterious, if ever with men for me it’s very easy to tell women know I can’t tell with women so I don’t know if you experience that in someway or other people experience more what I experience with women but with me and Maddow it’s just like it’s just extraordinarily obvious.” says Lacey.

“ why don’t I ever find sexual satisfaction with women if I’m bisexual?” he says.

“ oh my bet is that you probably just never found the right woman and there’s some thing that you’re in love with about being homosexual. There’s something about the homosexual like romance cycle that like fascinates you on a personal level but heterosexuality just has never been that interesting to you and you’ve never found someone that interest you that much.” says Lacey.

“ yeah but I have a very strong feeling that I am experiencing what you experience with men as a heterosexual with men are which scares me and I makes me think that what you’re saying it’s just true what what don’t most women get because the truth is, I am slightly attracted to you, and I’m realizing that as we’re talking what is it that most women nowadays don’t understand or what is it?” says the singer.

“ do you want an honest answer? Do you want me to give you bullshit to make you feel better?” says Lacey.

“ honest answer.” he says.

“ it’s the obliteration of our genetics as white people at the very least Pharrell. Why can’t you find a woman or like me because they’re all dead or they died off because they married badly and their genes never reproduce or some thing I don’t know maybe their kids died in Vietnam and World War II both maybe their kids died in Korea we had a lot of wars in the last century, a lot of people were never born and then if you include abortion and AIDS, and who the hell even knows what we’ve been obliterated because I bet you anything that if you were in West Virginia in 1952, and you were to take somehow the right, genetic concoction, and make a millennial you would find a woman who is just the right amount of date for you and you would probably be able to fall in love with a woman you’re not that many of them, but may be a few here and there, but those women don’t exist anymore it’s not that women are more manly or that we were more mentally that’s bullshit it what women might be more manly of me used to be but I don’t think that’s what’s wrong necessarily I think I think more what’s wrong is that it’s like it could be related to that but I think it’s it’s more like peoples personalities have changed it’s like a whole perspective. The color has disappeared on our pallet and I think you’re someone who really likes that color more than any other color and my guess is that there are more men who are painted with that color as humans you know and so that’s the only way you can find officer men if you’re bisexual because they’re the only humans left that speak to you and that way but there’s probably not that many of them either but but enough so that you can fall in love from your perspective that being said that’s tragic because then there’s probably some woman somewhere who could exist to love to exist who doesn’t and maybe she doesn’t heaven, but she doesn’t here and I’m sorry that she’s not here for you to fall in love with a feeling that you’d find things out about yourself as a man and as a person that you can’t find out any other way.” says Lacey.

“ what the hell is going on with you and Michael I feel like you and I think alike somewhat. What the hell what the fuck is going on like I’m not talking about what’s going on with him that’s just a mess I got suspicion sweetie is he actually was straight and that in a way you’re getting screwed up and that scares me slightly as an artist as I think you were a lot more clearheaded about it a few years ago but oh let’s just say that you were Michael could’ve gotten married what the hell is going on what what are you? What do you do?” asks the singer.

“ by the way, you remind me a lot of F Scott Fitzgerald I started listening to your music and St Paul and I loved your music most passionately while I was in love with him. You remind me a lot of him I just wanted to say that or maybe he’s like you, but you are a little like, your tone is the great Gatsby the tone of your music. The sadness and the questioning is to me is the great Gatsby it’s the same tone but anyway what’s going on did you really honest with you? I don’t really know like I really have no idea eight I just know that it makes sense. I know that he’s safe. I know that I love him, he touches me and says things to me in a way that are instant like I instantly know what’s going on and that I think we’re fine. I think I think you’re safe to go home with and fall love with and so than I do and I’m right and I’m a little surprised by myself and my ability just know those things but it’s a nice ability to have and I don’t overly question it I just go with it of, I don’t know what that means as I say that to you I get scared if there’s reincarnation in the Bible that I was actually married to him and possibly also them I don’t really know if there’s not reincarnation in the Bible it’s far more mysterious, I don’t know what he does. I don’t know what it is, but there’s some thing about his micro gestures, and just some something that he communicates to me very suddenly that lets me know that he’s safe and we’re in love” says Lacey.

“ no that’s true and it’s not something that anyone can imitate at least not successfully people have tried and it’s impossible potentially you really can’t imitate him or other people like him. A lot of men arm do that and they’re very destructive but Lacey knows the difference and they are the real thing. Sorry if that’s awkward for people who are reversed want to hear.” says Matthew Perry.

“ OK but like what are you doing Michael Michael what are you with Michael? What is it that you do? What do you do to her where it’s just like instant recognition and she’s just like it’s go time and then you’re like you know ripping each other apart, and I won’t get into it cause I don’t want people listening to overhear me right now, but like you’re just suddenly in bed with other like how how do you do that Michael?” asks a man.

“ I think it’s just love and then that sort of a demystifying isn’t it we’re really just soulmates so I suppose the first thing you have to understand is that there are soulmates Emanuel Swedenborg believed in that a lot of New Age people do it’s not like an unknown concept I believe in it to some degree so I investigated it you know like the whole kindred spirit thing except it’s romantic. I think a lot of people may be thought that lemon Jack were kindred spirits which is a farce. They seemed like it in a way, but also not because they really didn’t help each other and the lemmings of a drug addict and Jackins of getting shot how helpful really where they church other and see that you had to find the evil and it’s like who was that? Was it the CIA that’s Bobby’s answer but I don’t know about that why wasn’t love able to protect Jack from the CIA if he was so damn protective and amazing that’s a little suspicious and why wasn’t lemon more happy after Jack died why didn’t he just except a check with dad and then he’d see you when they were dead why didn’t let him just kill himself you know it’s it’s weird that he didn’t just kill himself shallow for those kids. I don’t think he saw that much of them. He did to some degree but not like that much because he got really into drugs, so he was using drugs and mildly suicidal that that’s not like that self-destructive that’s not a heads up giving drugs to Jack’s nephews that’s not the result of true love of us if they’re both profoundly evil destructive worthless men but I doubt I doubt it I mean, if you were to take art seriously if you were to take Lem’s seriously as a man, it seems possible that he could be worthless person or it seems possible that he’s a victim and then someway Jack is too so no I would not call them kindred spirits. Oh that being said that’s really all it is I think it’s just that I was looking for a soulmate. I was particularly romantic and I knew what I was looking for so when I see Lacey I would be thrilled because I would think wow this could be the real deal this could be real and being Rockefeller and being as privileged as I am seeing something that rare isn’t as staggering to me as it might be to some people so then I think no that’s a real Burmese ruby that’s a real 14 karat Burmese ruby and it’s not like out of, you know my range of trajectory to think that it could be real so I walk up to her and I am going to investigate the ruby because dang it if that’s a real Burmese ruby 14 carats wow I thought that such things could exist. I’ve seen them and crowns are heard of such things, but I’ve never held one in real life so you walk up to the ruby you start investigating it and then come to find out really is real because her reaction is exactly what I would expect from a real Burmese ruby and I can tell oh I think you know this is real but I could investigate a bit more and so then I take her home and we make love at some point I realize in my investigating that it’s just real but I am so overtaken by it that I make love outside of marriage. Oh, of course we end up getting married, but I loved her. I was a very passionate person I loved things but I legitimately loved things and I I would get a bit lost and took chicken to should both be lost it so it’s like your soulmates you get lost and in love you have a tether and then it’s, it’s a regret that you didn’t just get married right away with it. You know you make apologies to Christ for making love outside of marriage and you explain it to him by saying maybe we just didn’t trust that. It was safe because it’s a Phone world or so starved for love that we win a bit crazy and that’s essentially what happens. We’re both love starved people and then you know you see your soulmate you know what a Soulle meters and it’s just like you get overwhelmed by it and go crazy.” says Michael.

“ how do you know that Michael how do you how do you know that?” asks a woman.

“ you’re Indian and you think that I was married to her you know if it’s in the Bible maybe I was maybe that’s how I know and then that’s a laugh isn’t it if it’s not in the Bible how do I know that because I am extraordinarily particular far more particular than you might think.” says Michael.

“ so like her particular body type and her face and you’re extremely particular like really like you’re that particular?” asks the woman.

“ yes and so was Lacey and so was I and so is Harold Lowe to some degree Louis not as much Elliot yes and no but Michael and I and Lacey are all extraordinarily picky people but you know it to be honest with you it’s not necessarily a bad thing.” says Lem.

“ so then you people just settle for someone and hope for the best or you don’t settle ever feel like Lacey and Lem’s think when the hell am I gonna find this person and they were both right Levines dead and she wasn’t born so they’re not wrong they’re very rational and that way um and then doesn’t even work out for them anyway so they’re obviously very rational Michael are you like that too or not?” asks the woman.

“ Yes, I know that’s the thing that makes it so complicated. I’m a little more choosy and it made me more intellectual because I wasn’t finding anyone I found some people who were some interest, but no one was really ever quite what I was looking for at and that I just got lost literally going to some people I just got lost because I had nothing else to do. I’m very romantic person so it’s like well, I’m not finding what I was looking for. I’m just going to have to sort of acquiesce and bide my time and you know what the irony is that if I hadn’t died it would’ve worked you know even with Lacey being born in 1983 It would’ve worked. When does it start to work in 1983 not because of a pedophile, but my spirit would be able to sense that there would be hopefully someday, Lord, willing I would’ve probably gotten married and divorced maybe had a child maybe not I might’ve dabbled with men on occasion not probably had a lot of success with that maybe had one or two serious relationships in the 80s with men yesterday and the aids epidemic and not been particularly worried about it And then maybe in the late 80s I would’ve given up on that and I would’ve decided that love was possibly not for me but at least at that time I would’ve thought it wouldn’t exist after death and I would’ve wondered do you know casually maybe I would’ve stuck with people but maybe not I would’ve had the opportunity to, but I would have most likely and then yeah in my 60s I might have sort of felt as though I was surprised by how healthy I was at and I would’ve thought why don’t I just try it one more time a bother stick with the shot at it And so I might have started her logging for it and that’s when she would’ve just popped up and I would’ve thought it’s showtime about that. Actually, it’s probably more complicated than that but that’s roughly. What would’ve happened would I be dead right now? Um, no I would be getting old, but I would be dead” says Michael.

“ does MS NBC have an explanation for why they decided to antagonize Lacey Rockefeller I want to call her on this blog or no?” asks China.

And at that the Rothschilds and China decide to be daring and Mary Lacey off, spiritually, using high-level witchcraft to Michael Rockefeller with the agreement of India, having interviewed Michael, and believing that it most likely is his ghost, and confirming with family, that it does seem like Michael’s energy him but the problem is it doesn’t change anything because he already had happened.

The Indian woman laughs. “It was worth a shot, right it was worth a shot.“ she says.

it’s unclear why they thought that that would do anything to some people more than others.

“ do you know if that is Michael’s ghost that she’s talking to I highly doubt that when she slept in the meeting in 2016 that we took her to in her sleep, I highly doubt that I highly doubt that I’m sorry that scares people yes we took Lacey to meeting in her sleep I highly doubt that that she slept with anyone other than Michael I know and I know that Vanessa thinks that she slept with her husband and I know that Kate thinks that she slept with Chris and Diego seems to think that she slept with him. I think Aaron even wonders if she slept with her but no no Lacey slept with Michael. She’s never slept with anyone other than that in the illuminati who’s alive right now, potentially ever, she did sleep with a dead man, but they’re but they’re dead men, I don’t think she’s ever actually slept potentially with astral projected men or anyone else I have a feeling it’s just lame and Michael and possibly Harold Loeb possibly Van Johnson intriguingly but no I doubt an Elliott but I doubt that it’s anyone other than that, as far as living men, go or men who could be living, it’s never been anyone, but Michael in the illuminati.” says a woman.

“ I was in the room I was in the room I talk to her I know I talk to her.” says Chris.

“ look I like the idea that she hasn’t slept with my husband and then he like railway or my ex-husband. I like that, even if in their heart say we’re thinking some thing I’m not more forgiving than God, but I actually am comforted by the thought that nothing actually happened other than their hearts but I have a feeling he probably feels the same way, but a lot of people have a hard time believing that like a lot of people are having a really hard time believing that.” says Vanessa Trump.

“ oh, you know if Anessa at least someone believes it slightly and Lacey really thinks it’s unlikely or hopes that it is even but I have a feeling she actually thinks it might be unlikely Vanessa am I think that counts for some thing.” says Donald Trump Sr..

“ no it it really was just me and Michael for real. We’re dead Vanessa we’re not about to let her sleep with someone when we know that that’s not some thing she’d really even want to do if she understood what was going on.” says Lem.

“ I so who did she sleep with that? Was it Elliot or was it you Lem?” asks Vanessa.

“when when I was when she was thinking she was with Donald?” says Lem.

“yes” says Vanessa.

“ him it was Michael at a time is it was me, but it was. It was also de minute times at times it was a demon at times it was Michael at times it was me and once or twice it was actually Van Johnson.” says Lem.

“ OK that’s interesting so it was never Elliot?” asks a woman

“ no I think once it might’ve been me slightly him to say it all seems like your husband to her which is sad, but that was before she knew she was dealing with ghosts at the time I think we had given her the impression in the illuminati, if I was ever in the illuminati, I might not have been, but you had given her the impression Vanessa someone had given her the impression Vanessa that she was having sex with men who were using some space-age technology combine with astral projection to sleep with her in her room at night or eat out during the day at times two and she thought that was real so she wasn’t listening completely to what was going on and we knew that who was she actually sleeping with? I mean I’m a ghost and that’s part of the reason why God has possibly allowed goes to start sleeping with her openly because you people were trying to you know you’re a girl a lot was going on she was being horrifically attacked, and the way that most people would never begin to even understand how to experience much much much less whatever happened to them, it’s not something that’s been written about probably anywhere potentially him, and so no we were given the ability essentially we were given the ability potentially by God to sleep with her to protect her because she wasn’t being left alone if there’s no illuminati, you know, you guys know telepathy, and you lie about it what was the tower of babel all about huh, oh it’s possible people can speak telepathically much more easily than people are honest about and that’s one of your secrets isn’t it but but that being said, and then you make for a schizophrenic think they’re insane when they experience telepathy and their dysfunction and disease rates are and it actually isn’t entirely seen in them but it also is possible that it’s a real thing. It’s just very secretive and people don’t know how to do it until they’re trained, it’s like language and you can’t completely erase it from people which is where all those micro gestures come in and all that sub subliminal advertising all that the thing is Vanessa if I’m a ghost, and if I’m explaining this to crackly she, she slept primarily with me occasionally it might’ve been been Johnson. I am not God I’m not omnipresent, once or twice it actually might’ve been Elliot at the other times. It was possibly someone that she was even know who is blonde with glasses she’s no idea who that is. He’s not famous one time or a couple times it was that we say I think once, or twice, Louis made a pass order, but I sometimes it was me Michael yes Michael Michael to a lot of the energy that she was sensing that she thought was your husband was actually with Michael she might be reading your husband but she got confused about what was manifesting in her room so it’s like she was reading her husband‘s energy falling in love with it, but it was actually Michael physically being present in her room as a ghost and then Michael just went along with it at all occasions, I highly suspect they slept together, which makes sense right I mean there the sons are very wealthy men. There is a similarity to them and who was it, though that was tender and sweet with her that was me, I think your husband maybe actually did feel some tenderness and sweetness towards her but I don’t think he was sleeping with her up in an astral projection sense most likely him which could’ve been. What is Joe got so angry about because you know how dare I sleep with my soulmate he was being viciously attacked and he’s not doing a good job protecting but I’m being sarcastic of course but no I am those. Also Louis got involved that was when the Murdaugh started getting attacks that was an a lot of as they would say shit started going down. I am baffled though and so is Lacey and I don’t. I think you might be too at times you know her family isn’t showy OK that raised her, you know they don’t live in New York they have thousands of acres of land but it’s in North Dakota to be honest if you were on the Nesheim farm you may change your mind because it really is a staggering amount of land and land of self is breathtaking, but if you could be in the presence of Jeanette, she was very dominating. I think you also might change your mind, she was a terrifying woman a lot of those Nesheims were him but the house is now it’s 2400 square-foot house 25 and I guess it’s a People that’s big but it’s not really you and I both know that’s not that big of a house it’s nice, but it’s not huge no you know they’re they’re old money but they’re not impressive. The way that some people are but then you have to look at the reality of it. Joni really does have a public net worth of 15 million and that’s not a small thing. Most people don’t have public net worth of Lacey’s talk with her at length been in weddings with Joni. Joni has literally slept on the floor that her legal mother Becca owns right now or lives and I should say Schatzer Bethany decided to sleep she said to sleep on the floor One said she was staying in St Paul 00 that’s that’s the reality of it and I mean that’s Lacey‘s second cousin right so is Bethany at Linn Center, Christmas card? Bethany‘s mother sent a Christmas card to Lacey that’s Lacey‘s little family I know they’re old money oh that’s who she is why did she write that incendiary post on her blog at the Perfume community is still reacting to him because I think she thought it was funny.” says Lem.

“ why the hell did she think it was funny or do I need to tell you?” says a Scottish woman.

“ him know I can explain to you why it was funny. I think this is where the Kennedys are not Lacey it’s quite a prank to have played Jack and it’s not a prank that you and I could’ve pulled off.” says Lem.

“ I can understand the prank. I’ve seen cats pull pranks like that Lem.” says Dunker.

“ Elizabeth, can you explain the prank to us?” asks the pleb Scottish woman.

“ yes I can would you like to hear an explanation or do you already know?” says Queen Elizabeth II.

“ no I don’t know as well as you might know I’m sorry ma’am could you please explain it?” says the pleb Scottish woman.

“ do you think I’m going to respond to that nicely that might be a lot more to ask of me than you think I’m not a bumbling idiot like Netflix would like people to think I hate the ending of my television show it’s incredibly insulting to my intelligence.” says Queen Elizabeth II. “ are you hoping I’m in hell but if I’m not as that we’re all rich people go to you and their cats.?”

“ well shit just if I may be so bold ma’am, trying to point out the obvious?” asks the Scottish woman.

“ precisely.” says Queen Elizabeth II.

“ she’s very angry.” says the Scottish woman.

“ oh, that’s not even the half of it but yes it was. It was a rather angry moment for her expressed in a very humorous sort of way.” says Queen Elizabeth II.

“ so the idea was him as a child hostage in a sense metaphorically speaking to take the matches and light the whole school on fire and hopes that everyone would just die or that there be something credibly entertaining for everyone to watch or watch movies fire doesn’t quite work as an analogy but I feel like it was a very dastardly act in a very desperate situation.” says the woman.

“ yes do you blame her for that or not?” says Queen Elizabeth II.

“ no, I get her logic I don’t think most people are daring enough or ingenious enough to think of lighting the cave on fire and killing everyone based on all the witchcraft ghosts that are happening a maze that no one would think of that, but Lacey did, and clearly she thinks you know why are we all sitting here alive suffering there’s a match there’s a little oxygen but enough to start a very big fire I think this is time for a rapture pioneer style.” says the Scottish woman.

“ why don’t more people do stuff like that?” says Lacey.

“ because they don’t know how to get away with it Lacey.” says Ireland.

“ You know I have an advantage in being rejected by people. It’s given me an incredible amount of time to study everything.” says Lacey.

“ yes, we are rather limited by our evil aren’t we?” says Ireland.

“ you know if you’re sad and away winter because you take it so damn seriously but it is just evil and God really is that great.” says Lacey.

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows by Desplat plays.

“ and why didn’t you guys find it weird that she was talking to Scott Fitzgerald‘s ghost because Chris and Diego you knew that.” asks MSNBC.

“ what the hell was so you you lit the perfume community on fire to get us out of living hell?” asks Mira.

“ on a sense I think yes.” says Lacey. “Possibly.”

“ are are we still in the fire or have we come to the end result?” asks Dmitry.

“ I think the fire is still starting. I don’t think it’s taken over yet. To be honest you have to fend for yourself. It’s a fire, but I’m not terribly worried you’re very smart aren’t you or is that a lie?” says Lacey.

“there are people in the Perfume community Lacey, who have died since you wrote that post who killed them?” asks a perfume woman.

“ who killed him you want us to be me desperately don’t you you’re pathetic asshole it wasn’t me sweetie. I’m sorry most likely like I can try to investigate it and see if it was me but you know if it wasn’t me then what was the point of asking that question what are you going to do go find those people and hunt them down with your bottle of $600 perfume or someone going to sell their $500,000 perfume collection to go hunt them down your $500,000 perfume collection is nothing compared to the trillions in oil that my family owns or the connections that I have through my dad, father or even Michael how does that sit with you?” asks Lacey.

“ I don’t want it to be them. I don’t know where that woman lives or why she’s obsessed with perfume, but I’m not like that person. I just want to state that I refuse to be controlled by the algorithm OK I actually really would like to know who killed them?” asks a witch.

“ call who kill them let’s see him who killed him. It was oh wow it was him and it was most likely. Oh wow in this very complicated. Let’s just say it looks like they all died of natural causes or that it was unrelated, but it wasn’t necessarily him that’s how the illuminati does things often times, they create chaos and it looks to the naked eye like there’s nothing going on and that’s not true but you as witches know that hopefully home there are entities that are capable of producing results to that degree so what happened they basically just went around poisoning everyone’s minds, polluting everyone into thinking that she was very evil and people still think that and that was deathly not what she was expecting but it’s been interesting to her and me both.” says Lem. “ so the a plague will say of hatred was unfortunately spiritually motivated and so a lot of people became overwhelmed with darkness. They they became overwhelmed by darkness and so it overstock parts of your life and some people over eight or what Lacey knows to be true, because she actually engages with some people before they die and that’s part of how this is been so mind-boggling the perfume a collector, who supposedly died of a heart attack from over eating or something had a mini frequent psychic interactions with Lacey through the illuminati, and she was under the impression that he had a heroin addiction, and he lied about. And so she was not surprised when he died, because she had interactions with him where she literally talked him out of using, or tried to convince him to get help him, and it was unclear if it was heroin or something else, but he seemed suicidal for months before he died, he seemed in terrible shape. Um, other people are not in good shape either and a lot of that is unrelated, possibly to her at all, but in that case, and another cases, there had been interactions with those people that she suspects were not positive and that they had been rather hateful towards her behind her back And that there was gossip about her and that she’s understanding of that but they still did it and that’s the problem so it’s like it was like well shoot you’re being mean but I understand that it’s partially out of your pain and suffering but you’re still an adult and you’re responsible for your venom that you’re directing towards me That’s not really rational or you know appropriate because I am not really doing anything other than annoying you as far as I can tell, and no one ever confronted her in an appropriate adult way. It was very passive aggressive to the degree that it was impossible for her to tell people are really angry about And they’re so delusional that they can’t even except that and so then it’s like no she knows were angry about but that requires her to be someone that she’s not and that’s that’s very hard for their egos so then they’re so narcissistically wounded that they can’t even fathom that she doesn’t understand why they’re angry, and it almost goes beyond their narcissism, and they start to just cognitively not be able to handle the fact that she really truly can’t fathom why they’re angry But then in that darkness, a lot of people became very toxic towards themselves, because if what she’s doing isn’t really motivated out of hatred for them, and if they actually were antagonistic towards her and her kindness and love that was sincere on her part, then they became the problem, and so they were overtaken by the darkness within themselves, they overdose, or they did destructive habits or they put themselves in bad situations because they felt a spiritual pole towards it that was like ripped tonight and they couldn’t resist because they were in sin and their hearts are being hateful and so it affected them.” says Lem.

“ is in suffering. Is anyone dad, and in hell or most the people who are dead just baffled as to why they’re dead, but they’re like kind of mildly enjoying being dead.” says a witch.

“ Possibly not God knows Lacey‘s heart I know a lot of people that are dead maybe actually really weren’t suffering, and then they just made the mistake of hating her and because she’s so parental and loving even though even though it was meant to harm her because she is so innocent, and she worships God and she pray at the beginning use all of this for the good I would say most of them if not all of them are actually happy to be with God and are more baffled about what to do because some of them feel guilty. They feel like they gotta get out of jail free card because that was an accidental thing and then they think well I was happy somewhat, but I’m a lot less upset. Things are a lot easier on the other side for me And I can’t I can’t figure out if I should say thank you to her or apologize or explain why I was angry I mean it’s probably a very complex emotional experience.” says Lem.

“ so people who were hateful may have died prematurely, because they were being used to attack her by an evil illuminati that was conjuring the depths of hell and are still doing that to try to kill her and harass her and then those people ended up succumbing to their own darkness, because they chose to be hateful and evil?” asks the witch. “ because she worships Christ him. They are now surprise to be dead, but for the most part OK with it but just more worried about her.”

“ yes.” says Lem.

“ that makes sense to me. I don’t understand what the point of destroying peoples lives though or is everything some people who are alive been affected him and if that’s not true, then wow OK why are you forcing Lacey to re-order all of the world in an attempt to attack you, it’s it’s doesn’t it doesn’t make any sense to me and it just seems incredibly sad because it’s really just that petty she’s there, right I don’t think it’s her saying that I think other people are making that observation this happened because you people can’t handle who you are that’s really all this is Chris and Diego fell in love with Michael Rockefeller they read the book and then around that time because his soulmate was amazingly alive and young and beautiful and collecting perfume which you know has an interesting backstory. Some of that money came from oil but then‘s like it’s Michael Rockefeller so that’s you know kind of the brand I guess you could say arm and then it’s like OK so they’re a petroleum, wealthy family and she’s sort of a petroleum Eros and she’s collecting perfume and I find that interesting but it I don’t understand how the Perfume community has been so dense that’s mine boggling to me because I would expect those people to be a little more rational and mature and beyond that are I wonder why the American illuminati has tolerated this to the group that they have my gut sense is that they’re actually in panic mode and happened since it started because given the fact that it’s like a coven, they really screwed up. I don’t know what ritual you performed, but something tells me it was an irreversible one other than by Christ and I doubt that you can except that Chris.” says the witch.

“ yeah Diego married her off to me for eternity.” says Chris.

“ OK but then who did she sleep with when that rituals performed you thought it was you but I don’t think it was you, so who was it?” asks the witch.

“ I can tell you it was but it wasn’t him. It was me. She slept with me Chris she slept with me that night. She also slept with Louis. She slept with Michael. She slept with Harold, and possibly Elliot there is gonna be a few other men all her soulmates, and it was arranged that way because she prayed what was happening and she’s prayed since hour and got here heard her prayer, but even if he hadn’t at the time he still would have found a way to redeem the situation with it because she’s alive and she’s a Christian and there’s assuming he can redeem that but no she did not sleep with your crush. You never entered her body ever it was never you.” says Lem.

“ who did you sleep with Chris?” asks Casi.

“ am I? I think I slept with her in my mind and in my spirit first um, I did sleep with her Kate in my spirit I had the phone Diego had told me what was going on, and I thought she was attractive too, and Diego had already tried to sleep with her and it didn’t work and so I was trying to one up him and I decided to try myself and we exchanged a sexual coded interaction on Twitter but apparently nothing happens spiritually apparently the Internet was just in her my head I asked the physical aspect of it. Who did I sleep with? I highly suspect I slept with Diego, he was there that night and when I was spiritually sleeping with someone on Twitter, I think it was probably a demon were you, Kate and Bill Gates on who did I physically sleep with him? Diego possibly one of my coworkers I don’t know but I have a feeling that’s who it was.” says Chris.

“ it was me Chrissy Metz off to M Diego blue.” says Diego.

“ I am so that ceremony didn’t work then I guess.” says the witch.

“ Bobby, you’re struggling to be serious about this because you’ve been treating it like a joke the entire time for the most part although I don’t know how sincere that is in this thing, I’m really worried about though is the Chris’s saying makes sense and we’re shouting over him, but I hear him saying is that he’s worried that he gave something to Diego and something to Lacey that he was not trying to give either one of them.” says a Rockefeller.

“ you gave nothing to Lacey all that happened is that I am she got into a more serious relationship with the afterlife in a sense so where she had already seen me leave and sodas, falling in love with F Scott Fitzgerald, and St Paul. You just kicked it up a notch her and now she’s fighting for her life, but that’s sort of just tragedy but it seems like that’s all that happened basically is that you just gave her a free pass to purgatory at or it wasn’t something she was even trying to get but it seems like that’s essentially what happened and so she’s gotten into a very real serious relationship with dead men and you know I would say if they weren’t like you know Rockefellers and like related to like you know the whole family of Minnesota who started the train tracks and lake Elliot Roosevelts, who is father is FDR, you know and like Harrell Lovin, the Guggenheims and stuff and all that I would bet that if they weren’t those people this really wouldn’t be that big of a deal like on a worldwide level it would probably be affecting people but it would be far more likely localized but because of who she is and was and her father and everything and the oil it is becoming a worldwide event faxing literally everyone, so I don’t think that’s some thing she would’ve wanted in that way at all but it seems like that’s kind of what’s happening so that’s what happened with that end of things that was her experience was sort of opening. You know the epic Pandora’s box, the Pandora’s box potentially to end all Pandoras boxes.” says a witch.

“Hey, so what happen with Chris? We don’t know Chris that’s some thing you’ll have to ask for for yourself but I have a feeling I have Diego here and he’s in tears. I have a feeling that you got involved with him. I don’t know if you’re married to him now for eternity Unless if you can break whatever curse you created, I don’t know if you somehow are indebted to Bill Gates or if you somehow destroyed something but it seems like that actually might be unrelated to Lacey. I think they’re using it to attack you in her defense, but I would suspect you did some thing with someone, and you don’t even know who it is and you gave something away that you’re not aware that you gave away and it’s totally unrelated to her.” says antique witch.