Lacey is a genius. But she has quirky reflexes. She’s a ditz. But not because of her quirky reflexes. Because she’s Lacey. She reminds me of Gracie Burns. Except Lacey is a genius or close and…maybe even smarter. Lem must…love her ditziness but…it seems like it was used to hurt him with other men. And maybe he deserved it. Only God knows.
Here’s a list of what Lacey forgot:
1. Houbigant Orangers En Fleurs
2. Guerlain Pamplelune
3. Balmain Ivoire De Balmain
4. Chanel Numbers 19 and 18, and…22…and…45
5. Guerlain Parure
6. Guerlain Vol De Nuit
7. Guerlain Chamade
And maybe that’s all. But I knew she forgot those.
“I’d add Halston. And…Hermes Amazone.” says Dmitry.
“Yes! And Le De and…Climat…and…I’m depressed she doesn’t wear roses. Oh! Serge Lutens Violet!” says Mira.
“Casi ruined Aerin Lauder.” says Jan.
“You like Giorgio Beverly Hills!” says a woman to Lacey. “But you don’t live it.”
“Yes!” says Lacey. “I love Chloe Narcisse though.”
“That was my favorite perfume!” says Dianne Craft. “For many years!”
“Knowing!” says Lacey. “By Estée Lauder.”
“What about…Dior Miss Dior Chérie?” asks Lem.
“Yes!” says Lacey.
“What do you hate?” asks the black actress from before.
“What’s weird about her reflexes?” asks a man.
“She’s not very athletic. And they can suffocate her that way. And temporarily confuse her. Otherwise it’s nearly impossible to shock or confuse her. But…when she was almost suffocated…she may have suffered very slight brain damage. But…it seems to only have affected her reflexes. She’s a genius. “ says Barbara Walters.
“Huh…so…she could be better at math than we realize. But she really was scared of the teacher…and the way he taught it also was very…athletic…in a sense.” says MSNBC.
“Yeah. She had a female math teacher who taught her more…in a feminine way…and Lacey got an A-. In Math. And even liked it.” says Lem.
“What did that math teacher do?” asks a psychologist.
“well, that’s where we’re not very sophisticated yet there’s a way that men talk when they’re discussing sports and it’s very masculine. It has to do with the tone of voice and the way they phrase things it’s sort of like playing catch with concepts expressed through word, spoken word, and Lacey has noticed it subconsciously, which is why she writes the way she does. She’s in revolt, but that’s that’s the problem. A lot of math teachers used to be very athletic and so if they were men, it became problematic for her listening especially because some of them might’ve had crushes on her in high school and so they be sitting there staring at her being weird and then talking in this very masculine way, where the concepts just bounced around super quickly and she got stuck on hearing the concept in the way they were saying it and then missed what they were saying because the way they were talking really was physically tangibly impossible for her to keep up with so it would be like should be flinching every couple of seconds with what they were saying, even if she wasn’t flinching physically in an obvious way if you were to look at her eye movements, she was probably blinking a lot which you know may even have made some of them think she was flirting but I doubt it you know I went rule it out and she wasn’t at all and so she sit there flinching and oh in capable of handling that and then they would just keep talking the way that they did and so by the end of class she wouldn’t have understood anything that was sad which could be part of how she was diagnosed with ADHD because it really isn’t something she can control. She literally it’s like throwing a ball at someone and watching them flinch. It’s the exact same physical sensation and the exact same physical movement in a sense, I don’t know if you’ve ever watch someone who’s really dorky it’s like you throw the ball at them and they flinch that’s what she’s doing and a very minute way but she’s that beautiful so it’s possible that a time some of them may have misunderstood that and thought it was flirting it really is weird that people in the illuminati I thought she was a lesbian because I I think most people have been able to rational and they were able to have sort of a rational thought process about it and understand that she’s not some people have wondered, but it’s not been a common problem for her thank God.” says Lem.
“do you find it endearing?” asks a gay man.
“ yes, I do I find all of her daring for the most part. Actually, I find all of her dirt him, but we’re twin flames basically for lack of a better way to explain it so she finds all of me and daring as well but no, I find it very endearing. It’s very sexy because she’s a genius. She’s not a fake genius like some people we’re just arrogant bitches or pricks. She’s an actual genius and she’s very humble about it but it can be overwhelming at times though I can handle it I really can’t. I love that about her. I find it endearing, but then when she flinches it becomes a very sexy because it makes me feel as though I need to protect her and it highlights the fact that her intelligence isn’t fake and that she’s really just a very endearing sweet person who just happens to be incredibly intelligent she is like Gracie Burns and that’s a generational thing man and other generations after don’t think Gracie Burns is sexy, my generation dead and I don’t know if this is are sexy anymore not him would you like me to explain heterosexuality to you or do you get that some men or a straight kind of like women who are a little ditzy.” says Lem.
“ I like it to although to be honest, I might have liked it in a different way than Lem’s does. I might like it in a way more like I empathize with her and I would feel guilty finding it attractive although I might indulge once in a while, but it’s not offputting to me I am because she really is that brilliant and deep.” says Michael.
“ I find it off, putting I find it incredibly offputting.” says Bobby.
“That’s okay. You just forgot.” says Nancy.
“Forgot what?” asks Bobby.
“That you’re not straight.” says Nancy.
“What? I don’t get it.” says Bobby.
“Nevermind.” says Nancy.
Keen to Cross the Pond 