Dirty South

“ so we just made Lacey talk to an asshole in the south who pretended to care about her and then at the end of the day just didn’t give a fuck Casi why do people hate her so much? Is it really about social class?” asks Chris.

“ she use the word knickers, and he thought that meant that she was the racist one. He had no idea what she meant by the word nigger.” says Casi.

“ so you’re to poor, ignorant, and stubborn and narcissistic to talk to me without losing your shit and making an ass of yourself?” says Lacey Banks.

“ casi that’s what it seems like to the entire world, other than MSNBC.” says Louis. “ you guys are genuinely racist but you don’t want anyone to catch you which is why the Kennedys love you because they’re just as trashy and Irish as all of you. I am Irish to but in the same way that an actual Irish person would be not an Irish American like Honey Fitz.”

“ oh, well, I just don’t like that. She knows anything more than me or has anything more than me or is better than me at all.” says Casi.

“Amen!” say the Kennedys.

“Lame are you ready to finally let go of your family? Sweetie do we need to airlift you out of Kennedy land? Is your ass going to be sad and sorry and miss them?” asks Lacey.

“No. I don’t- I’m not like you.” says Lem to Lacey.

“Then who are you?” says Lacey.

“What was I supposed to do?” asks Lem.

“Kill them. All of them.” says Lacey.

“How?” asks Lem.

“Lem grow the fuck up.” says Louis.

“hey, how would I have done it alone?” says Lem.

“ I probably would’ve shot them all in their sleep.” says Lacey.

Joe Kennedy Senior smiles. “ they better be nice to have died Lacey before I was more lost from God than I was when I was younger it’s not stupid you and I know that what would you done though sweetie after everyone was dead?” asks JP.

“ set the house on fire make sure that everyone’s burned to absolute crisp and then just disappear out of the country.” says Lacey.

“ except if you were me, you would’ve actually done that?” asks Lem.

“ I would’ve thought about it and then yes I might’ve actually done it.” says Lacey.

“ I really was in love with you. I’m sorry I screwed it up. Lem I don’t think you realize a miserable it is to be in hell.” says JP.

“ you wanted me to kill everyone and burn your house down?” asks Lem of JP.

“sweetie she’s my soulmate. You were in my family for perverse reasons. She’s my soulmate. Yes, I sure as hell did want you to.” says JP.

“ you were so miserable in your sin that you wanted me to just kill everybody?” says Lem.

“Lem are you deaf?!?” asks JP.

“I’m sorry I didn’t just kill everybody. I’m not like you and I appreciate how much you love them but I don’t know that you should have to do that.“ says Lem to Lacey.

“Lacey, why the hell did the Murdaughs kill other Murdaughs?” asks the poor white southern man from before.

“They’re not-I’m not exactly like them. Remember!? Becca is not my mother and you’re the one that knows everything.” says Lacey.

“ you’re using bad grammar Lacey the way people do with Black people aren’t you?” says a black man to Lacey.

“ you sure as hell better darn Tootin believe that I am bitch.” says Lacey Banks.

“ but you’re doing it ironically in a comedic way, but it’s really just a joke to yourself and whoever else can catch up and understand what the hell it is that you’re doing.” says Lester Holt.

“ that’s correct.” says Lacey.

“ I think Chris I think you channeled Michael Rockefeller and I don’t think I like that and I think I’m making that crazy. I am I’m a Rockefeller I’m a Rockefeller saying this Lacey.” says a woman who Lacey can tell isn’t a Rockefeller most likely.

“ oh, you’re not me.” says Michael’s sister to her.

“ yes, I am remember we’re together we’re in this together remember?” she says to the Rockefellers.

“So you know the rest of the world might not be as racist as United States. And I just thought I’d put that out to all of you in case if you’re wondering why-why-why Lacey is not as racist.” says an Englishwoman

“ you’re never going to tell us that we need to know to kill you because there’s nothing for you to tell us.” says Lester Holt to Lacey.

“ what the hell is that even about and Satanism I have no idea what you’re talking about but I know that you guys been looking for something seemingly I’m not an idiot I don’t think for eight years and I can’t figure out if you’re looking for something evil to kill me, or to save me or if you’re looking for my sainthood to kill me, it’s very baffling to me you people seem to be in an alternate universe where there’s no logic.” says Lacey.

“ we all thought you were in love with Chris. Everyone watching saw that in 2016.” says Lester Holt.

“ everyone thought that? Or most people did?” says Lacey.

“ most people I don’t know that everyone dead it’s it seems like it’s most people it might be everyone but it seems like it’s most people. I think some people might’ve wonder what was really going on and those are probably people who are old and dad at this point because they could sense that there was something very strange happening much like you and obviously it seems likely that you would’ve married Michael to some people I have a hard time excepting that to some degree, which probably automatically makes you suspicious of my intelligence or background which may be a fair assumption to make to be honest but I kind of get the point yeah I kind of that’s a stupid way to put it. Isn’t it shit I ate I kind of got the gist of how that whole thing works, a lot of people I think cognitively Lacey really don’t get it. I really don’t think they get it you you spent hours last night explaining and you to think that that would be enough. You’ve explain to us hours over months and you know do you think that would be enough you’ve posted on your blog you’ve told us in person through telepathy, I get the gist of it but I think for most people it seems too complicated to be true and they’re too simplistic in their understanding of everything to believe that some thing could really be that complicated because they’re rich and nothing is ever been that difficult for them and it’s not because they were raised rich it’s because they knew how to work the system so they’ve never had to actually think about anything. They just answer all the right questions on their test said all the right stuff to their teachers made all the right friends wore the right clothes and never messed up and then when they got far enough. Most of these people decided that they were superior, when in reality you and I both know that just peasants who knew how to follow the orders really well um and that’s the problem they’re really slaves there they’re peasants, but they don’t want to think of themselves that way and you know that and you feel bad for them and I might too they got us a part of me that is black and never simulated so to speak but they can’t understand it to them. It really is that baffling that you’re not in love with him they just they don’t get it because you seem so sincere and it was sincere, but it wasn’t him it was, it was someone that he’s channeling and the problem with that Lacey is that in order for us to have an honest conversation about that he’d have to be real with us and admit that he channels people when he’s on air not just you know for reasons that are professional, but for reasons that are-“ starts Lester Holt.

“ yeah I really should’ve killed all of them muster. I really was strict but I don’t think like her. Her father really is Tom and so Lacey has the capability which is beyond multiples comprehension as well. Lester to know when the appropriate time is to kill someone she’s kind of like a sheriff in the wild west, but don’t think about it too much because she’s incredibly beautiful but the IT the idea is that they really are like the law and order and so she can knows that the Kennedys are crazy. They need to be put out of their misery and that’s real Lester. I really am lame as possible. Joe really wishes that she’s been there and just killed them all except if it had been her she wouldn’t have, because she has a different relationship to them than I do but if she’s been me as the man that actually would’ve been appropriate, I was sodomized and raped at least one of them and because of that the honorable thing to do would’ve been to kill them and then just leave the country but Lacey is lazy and I don’t think she realizes that that’s not how I handle things but to be honest with you, that’s where we’re fallen creatures and I get scared because I think is her way of handling things actually far more humane and moral and just and I am the loser genetically between the two of us in which case how do I incorporate that into who I am because I like it it makes sense.” says Lem.

“ do you know what irritates me the lesser is that he told me in 2016 that he channels people on here he literally told me that he did and he made it sound like you all knew that and it was just something that was par for the course of being in the illuminati so you’re lying you people all do that in movies you do that in lots of situation so don’t try to play me for the fool sweetie. I know that 85% of this conversation right now is motivated by your stupid loyalty to Bobby at the Kennedys and the fact that Bobby is obsessed with him being gay and you’re trying some convoluted way to be loyal to him by making me seem stupid to yourself and other people when you know, hopefully that that’s ludicrous because Chris really does channel people you all do that’s part of how you gain power over other people, that’s one of your forms of subliminal messaging is channeling people who are dead.” says Lacey.

“ let’s just pretend for a second that we didn’t know that in the CIA and we might have and we’re probably just fucking up right now if we did but let’s just pretend for a second that we didn’t know that actually we we have heard that before, so we’re not gonna pretend that anymore.” says the CIA.

“ do you all want me to cut off your dick and made it make you all bleed to death from your vagina and your dick when you’re in purgatory for what you do to kids or do you want me to slice off your fingers just quick question?” says Lacey Banks.

“Excellence questions!” say nuclear missiles.

“ I those those sound like Asian nuclear missiles and I’m proud of their English. That’s excellent very good I like it or they might not be I like that they get along well with Asian men so I can tell.” says North Korea. He laughs.

“ I honestly think that if they do have any sort of consciousness that they feel bad about what happened in Japan, sincerely.” says Lacey.

“ what if they do she’s right now she might but they’re missiles they’re not us and we understand if that’s true.” says North Korea.

“ they seem to like you.” says Lacey.

He cries. He smiles. “Yeah.”

“ I think they can sense that you respect them.” says Lacey.

“ I did Queen Elizabeth II get along well with the leader of North Korea?” asks the American southerner.

“ yes, yes I did it on occasion. He was very pleasant to talk to.” says Queen Elizabeth II.

“ yeah, we’ve never had that much of a problem with them to be honest.” says Margaret Thatcher.

“ I did Jack want Lacey to kill everyone or was he hoping Lem’s that you would sincerely?” asks Japan.

“Yeah he probably was and that’s where I need to be accountable to God excuse me” says Lem.

“ Lester, would you like to try to be a southern asshole more Oregon is there something you like to say that’s actually worth a shit?” says a black actress.

“ oh, it is about class for me. I’m part of the upper class I have my own television show on NBC.” says Lester Holt.

“ yeah it’s pretty much like what I said the Americans so to speak obsessed with Lem being straight because I don’t like it and the Nesheims being in the upper class and old money. They really literally cannot handle those two concepts. We had a discussion about Lacey‘s first made that went perfectly well before this post this morning which is why we wrote this post because we thought that you guys were gonna be able to have a mature adult discussion about the first made but you can’t talk about her because Lacey feel sorry for her and you know that sincere and it makes you all filled middle class and that’s hard for you people to handle because your entire identity at this point if there’s an illuminati is about being elite and superior to people that is the only thing you people think you are.” says Lem Billings. “ I actually was straight Bobby and I really was trying to kill you. I was if you want to explain to me how I was in love with you or how I was somehow perverted. You need to finally grasp the idea honey that I don’t give a fuck about you and I was trying to kill you.”

“ but not kill me in the way that Lacey would kill me dad.” says JFK.

“ I didn’t know I was your father you stupid fuck. You’re the one that knew that with your perverted ass in hell.” says Lem Billings to JFK.

“ so Jack was so Jack was so Jack so you were straight and Jack was obsessed with you because Jack was perverted and he was also trying to get his father’s love. OK yeah all right oh my God.” says a woman in the Illuminati.

“ yeah, you know I think you guys need to understand that Michael really might have married Lacey and if you exist and this is telepathy that’s probably been explained to you.” says a woman in Minnesota.

“ why do I get the sense though that like this is funny but that these people don’t like being the bottom of a joke told by like the middle class through Lacey?” says a reader.

“ because we thought that you were the sheeple and we were the people.” says Lester Holt.

“ you know I am the only down one in the entire illuminati who has any idea how important we are and most of my frustration with Lacey over the last eight years has just been that she doesn’t ever seem to understand what a big deal I am.” says Chris Hayes.

“ I was amazed by how juvenile and stupid you all were when I first started talking to you, and it was probably were the most horrific experiences of my entire existence.” says Lacey.

“ Lacey, I think you and Joe Senior are obviously I love him but I don’t think you’re meant to be together and I think that that’s one of the many things that we can’t fathom.” says a woman in the Illuminati.

“ so Chris chattels Michael Michael is Lacey‘s soulmate and probably one of her only chances of happiness considering how old lab is and the fact that seemingly she was bound to be born in 1983 already in 1961 from the perspective of God, if that was God, and if it was him I can see where she’s ready to just call it quits almost of humanity and just say I don’t know do you know if we cannot go to hell the earth is struggling and that’s real that’s not a video game him and I don’t quite understand why we’re putting ourselves through this.” says Lester Holt.

“Somewhat.” says Lacey.

“ kris her somewhat it’s just her being herself. It sounds very British but then that’s where you need to grow up and realize that if she’s been through too much trauma and she’s reincarnated she somehow has become British or even even if that’s just somehow her native tongue that’s just who she is and you hate her possibly because you’re Irish, and if you could be honest about that we could get somewhere.” says Lester Holt.

“ do you know that could be true I can’t stand the first made thing because the first maid feels like me and I also can’t figure out why-“ says Chris.

“ Chris did you ever analyze Lacey at all?“ asks Lester Holt.

“ no I refuse to. To me analyzing her is a sexual act, and I don’t wanna cheat on my wife.” says Chris Hayes.

“ I don’t think that’s sane or particularly educated. I’m not sure which.” says Lacey Banks.

“ so you think by her trying to explain herself to you she’s coming on to you?” asks Lester Holt.

“ yeah every damn day it’s just like wow when is this bitch get over me real for real like women never explain themselves. They’re stupid fucking asses so when they explain themselves to you they’re obsessed with you.” says Chris Hayes.

“ Chris that is peasant like and backward and possibly Irish or Italian that’s not an educated white typically except I don’t wanna get Black people a bad name we’re not quite that uneducated and poor and are thinking but that’s the gutter thinking that’s gross so Lacey kind of had that sense about you but she didn’t want to think you were that gross of a person because that’s very white trash. That’s not like white trash that’s like extreme white trash.” says Lester Holt.

“ yeah and the Kennedys are like that too Lester and what’s weird is that Joe isn’t like that but his kids are.” says Lacey.

“ oh, no, I’m sure that is confounding and you’re not sure if Joe secretly like that or if their mothers hiding some sort of white trash peasant background with your Fitzgerald patina.” says Lester Holt.

“ exactly.” says Lacey.

“ but are we being mean though I mean it seems kind of like you’ve turned all Black people into the British and I’m beginning to understand where they’re coming from and someways I don’t quite know if we’re being are we understanding why I worry and I know you do too and this is why I’m bringing it up but I worry that maybe they’re a little different in some way.” says Biggie.

“ i’m sorry I turned you into the British if I did that wasn’t necessarily what I was aiming for if I was reincarnated if it’s in the Bible that being said if it gives you some perspective that’s helpful. Very good obviously II I wonder but I hesitate to ask because I don’t know if it’s safe to.” says Lacey Banks.

“ well, I think if we did it in a rather systematic way to get my butt, it might work.” says Biggie.

“ oh, but I don’t trust myself because it seems as though he has no respect for females.” says Lacey.

“ Chris let me ask you what is this analysis like with Mrs. Chris?” asks Lester Holt.

“ I mean that’s how he felt love was sitting around, analyzing a tether alone in a room in College.” says Kate Shaw Hayes.

“ that was definitely was not my experience!” says Lacey.

“so what happens to you and you analyze yourself with men alone in college dorm rooms?” asks Chris of Lacey.

“So absolutely-I mean it’s just sitting up and just analyzing things that’s really all.” says Lacey.

JP laughs.

“ Joe is laughing because that’s his experience as well and he has no idea why you would think that what you’re doing is romantic or sexual, Chris.” says Lacey.

“ do you guys just think you’re engaged in psychoanalysis and that’s all?” asks a woman in the Illuminati of them.

“that is all that it is you guys make it some thing more than that, but really though objectively that’s actually all that it is and she’s not a devious person even if she’s incredibly intelligent and very clever, she’s not devious. I might have fun but she wasn’t in, so she has no experience with what he’s talking about at all.” says JP.

“ I know they’re right most people who are educated I don’t really bond that way that’s not really something that would happen outside of the middle class or people who are very poor. I think some other middle-class people might be that way, but that’s not really that’s not that’s not really a well bred way to do things and I would bet Chris that’s how Kate was actually taking advantage of you, because she knew better most likely she knew that was just a bunch of hogwash, but she did that to probably get you to follow him up with her, she is a little beneath you physically as unattractive as you are you’re a little out of her league she’s that ugly.” says Lem Billings.

“ so that was her way of kind of seducing me from an upper middle class background?” asks Chris.

“Yes.” says JP.

Later.

“ I am a little confused as to how exactly I’m sorry I’m talking to my son right now in the room and he has been very patient all day not getting much attention from his mother and I feel very bad. I am supervising his education and he is capable of reading. He’s right now finishing Mark Twain with his father but he’s 10 and he’s read through Huckleberry Finn and all that and he can do some math fairly well and we’ve taught him a little Japanese in a little French he’s probably better educated in many kids, his age, unfortunately in his generation. he also knows something about American history, geography and politics. He also does science experiments sometimes, and makes crystals on his own. Not crystal math. We have a crystal making set for children. Provide you these packets and you put them together and you can make different colored crystals so he knows a little bit about science. He does some gardening he had a worm farm for a while, so he’s learned about decomposition and a little bit about astronomy. His favorite topic of school right now is what what is your favorite topic for school?

Geography may be one of his favorite topics he frequently gives directions in the car. He showed an interest recently in wanting to learn physics to, and that might be something that he’ll be rather obsessed with is what his father Lem tends to think.” says Lacey.