Bobby’s Ghost

Don’t Stop by Jon Batiste plays.

“Chris did you decide that Lacey didn’t need to be with anyone other than Diego?” asks a Republican.

“Yes, we put a curse on her, so if it didn’t work out with him, she couldn’t be with anyone for the rest of eternity.” says the Illuminati.

“But he didn’t wanna be with her, so does that even make any sense.” says the Republican.

“And I already cursed her anyway so it was a little bit of overkill but-“ says Joe Kennedy Junior.

“Why did you do that that’s totally irresponsible why did you do that?” asks the GOP.

“ and because I was just being mean I was just being mean I just thought she didn’t have a right to be with anyone because she thought she could be with Chris Hayes and he’s married and his wife is so devastated by the fact that he asked he masturbated once to her she caught him masturbating. He got her, but got it. She got it masturbating to her photo, and it was devastating to Kate, so um, so we decided to Christophers her today because Kate got angry.” says the evil Illuminati.

“ that’s insane that’s a very evil hearted, vile Nazi type of thing to do to a human being. It doesn’t act it’s worse than the Nazis to be honest Chris you guys are worse than the Nazis. They never would’ve gone quite that far and if they did it would’ve been in a different capacity. You guys are so much worse than you think you are as people, I really you guys are I don’t even know if you’re human like I can’t even imagine how you’re human. To be honest it’s weird it’s like you don’t understand anything other than being mean to her it’s OK people have no brains and I know you have brains because I’m one of the illuminati so don’t try convincing me I’m schizophrenic too if you do, we’re going to make you guys pay I don’t I don’t understand how do you think you could keep threatening me, Bobby you are the buffoon in the last post at the very end of it. Someone said to you I bet he would cry if you died, and you agreed because you don’t realize the contact sweetie he is dead and then you got someone to wait for you and then translate that into her head so that she think he was crying over you which was funny because he wasn’t it doesn’t even make any sense he’s dead yeah you just had him cry over you Bobby, like he was genuinely sad at the end of that that you died or was the idea that you don’t have a ghost and I am therefore then he was crying because you didn’t have a ghost and you’re just a Solis human being I wish his why is he crying over you? I guess he was so in love with your body that doesn’t fit with the script Bobby that’s insane white white Bobby, you know let’s just let’s just end this post here cause I think this is getting ridiculous Chris I don’t think the curse is something that God would allow beyond the grave and Satan is actually nodding his head to me as I say that there’s no way Bobby for us to control the afterlife to that degree are you I would love to hear you say what is it exactly that makes you think that he was in love with you and that last post because I can see you masturbating you’re rolling on the ground right now and the illuminati meeting that I’ve been with you about to orgasm what what what? What part of that last post did you not understand?” asks a Republican.

“ how do you know tell you the truth I know it I know he was straight I know he was straight I know he was OK??” says Bobby.

Hold On, I’m Comin’ by Sam & Dave plays.

“ oh, then, what exactly is it Bobby that you can tell that you’re dumb that you don’t get he’s trying to distance himself from you, but you’re not letting him.” says the Republican.

“ this is just that I’m hurt and I can’t make sense of the whole thing because I don’t care when I hurt people I rape people at times OK I do I rape people I do a rapist.” says Bobby.

“ OK so you’re a sexual predator and so is your uncle and you know that lame doesn’t want to be raped but you don’t give a fuck about his soul?” asks the Republican.

“ yeah, I don’t. I don’t care about his a little. I just care about what makes me feel good in the next few moments, and I don’t really have much of a soul left. I’ve sacrificed most of it to Satan over the years. Literally barely barely exist. A lot of us in the illuminati barely exist probably and we probably barely did to begin with.” says Bobby.

“So what are you living for?” asks Eric Little.

“Being cool.” says Bobby.

“ do you know rapes not as much fun though Bobby as actual sex.” says Lacey.

“ i’m not capable of having good sex. I’m terrible in bed.” says Bobby.

“ so why do you even care about them? What is it that you want from him?” asks the Illuminati.

“ play mostly just to be hurtful to Lacey to be honest before I even knew who she was at thrill me to think of destroying her soul and throwing her to hell my whole family got off on it and I have to most of the American dynasty we call the Kennedy a dynasty is based off of trying to destroy her we didn’t necessarily know who she was but that’s kind of just our thing that’s our maid obsession with existence is trying to find a way to fuck her over it wouldn’t have been in, but then Jack brought home lab and we decided to make her our sacrifice to our God or something I don’t know, but we made her our sacrifice and then we’ve been very possessive a fly him ever cents Jack calico, but I think most of it is just to try to find a way to destroy her if she if he was married to Katharine Hepburn for eternity I think Jack a lot could’ve let go if he was married to Jackie for eternity think Jack would’ve just instantly let go if if if he had been with pretty much anyone other than Lacey we could’ve gotten over it we just can’t stand the thought of her being with him. We just can’t we can’t stand her with him.” says Bobby.