Why the hell do you wanna sleep with my wife?
“Well because she’s hot.” says JP.
“Fine who gives a shit I spoiled your son because I was good hearted and naïve and I had no idea that it was goes far is it dead? I didn’t think that he would end up being so worthless. I mean the problem is JP I really did mean well I didn’t mean to arouse him. I didn’t mean to be in love with him believe it or not because I was straight it was the 50s And I fucked up I completely fucked up. Michael told the story last night that wasn’t completely true. The part that wasn’t true was that I liked it at all. I was in his house with with my great friend Jack we’re visiting Nelson Rockefeller in the early 1950s and Jack took my hand and held it. He loves to hold my hand there’s pictures of it, well there’s a public picture there are probably other pictures. He love to hold my hat because that alone is disturbing. It wasn’t sexual in a way where I had given out to him where he had given out to me and we’ve gotten off together or some thing it wasn’t something meaningful in that way, it wasn’t meaningful. I’m sorry Israel. It wasn’t what you thought it was no I’m sorry get over it you don’t know everything.” says Lem.
“ see, you really were a faggot!?” jokes Israel.
“that’s not funny to me!” screams Lem, sincerely.
“ I think I know what happened.” says Iran.
“What?” asks Lacey.
“ sweetie come I don’t think Jack was holding limes hand in normal way. Do you know what I mean by that I don’t know that they do.” says Iran.
“ what the hell was Jack thinking? It has no context.” says Lacey.
“ he would hold my hand for an hour because I didn’t want to have sex with him and that was the substitute that that he would allow we would sit in a hotel room and he would hold my hand with the next each other and we talk about sports and women and people him not women sexually as women in general if it was women sexually it wasn’t him and that way oh it was not that wasn’t something I enjoyed. He had an obsession with my hands obsession with holding my hips and and stroking them and so sometimes instead of going to his house, which was also bugs we would go to a hotel room that he was also where it was parked, and I would just sit there and hold my hand and that he thought everyone was listening to him and they were. They did like the hotels. They did bug his house to though so they’d hear me giving him oral in his house. It was stupid as fuck that we didn’t just go sit in his house, but he was paranoid and so he sit in a hotel for about an hour sometimes sometimes less than that but he was that was his way of spending time with me.” says Lem.
“ he was at my house and Jack tried to grab his hand and hold it in front of my son. Michael and I told them both to leave and called Jack a fake it. It was sent to Lacey that I called Lem’s a fake it and that’s part of why she’s confused, I think she was also hurt by Michael last night and she doesn’t realize it I know that’s that’s part of it and that’s very heartbreaking. I am glad we’ll just have to deal with that but but I know I called him. I called Jack a fake it, and told him to leave my house” says Nelson Rockefeller.
“ you call Jack of faded in the early 50s and then told him to and then told him to leave your house?” asks Israel, in shock.
“ you guys really did hate Jack. What did he do?” asks Lebanon.
“Oh dear God!” says Lacey.
“ I think this is been trying to explain to us as her friends in a way what’s going on and we just haven’t been listening.” says Israel.
“ no she’s actually with Lem’s just in case if you’re curious, it’s not me, but we came very close to being together for eternity. We could’ve been very happy and that’s a problem because spread Ashley and I have no way of being together at all but that was used to attack Lacey and that’s when she started really losing her temper that was a few years ago” says Harold Loeb.
“ are we like broke we’re broke aren’t we were totally bankrupt in this conversation and she’s been bankrolling us like psychologically or spiritually in this conversation?” says Israel.
“ yes and I’m going to have to cut them off. We have to take care of our own people in this conversation and we care about you. We love you and we will do our best to help you, but you’re going to have to deal with the fact that we can’t explain things to you that you don’t want to hear an away that you’re going to want to hear them.” says Sir Winston Churchill to Israel.
“ oh, like homosexuality is not allowed in heaven and bullshit like that?!” says Jewish American.
“ yeah, bullshit like that!” says a Jew in America answering him, without even listening to the response.
“ in response to your question no that’s not at all what we’re talking about what a flippant arrogant response.” says Sir Winston Churchill.
“ I don’t think they want to hear it Lacey they don’t wanna understand how asexual my response and interest in jack was they don’t wanna understand it.” says Lem to Lacey.
“ you know it’s really pathetic is that you should really be asking an entirely different question what actually happened upon Tico Jack was trying to molest Michael using lap and he was trying to molest and rape Lem’s using Michael because Lem was a teenager when he was molested by the priest, at the time, Michael was a teenager and he was sitting in the room, looking at them with his father. The the Jews have never been that elite. Even the Roth Childs aren’t like the Rockefellers they’re just not, they’re very elite. They are the Rothschilds but they’re not quite the same people because they’re Jews and the Jews know that and Lacey knows that to some degree and the Jews think that they’re better than that and Lacey thinks that they are as well and that’s the problem, that’s true they are but they never have, but they’ve never proven themselves in that way to society at large and they’re very insecure about it, and instead of understanding that Lacey is on their side and supports them in their quest to prove themselves, rightfully they choose to throw her under a train, and let the train rip her head off and loves to which is despicable and they’re better than that but that’s what they chose to do last night and they choose to do it and they’re doing it right now too. They don’t wanna understand that some people could be that confused and moral an upright and complicated. Lem’s really wasn’t aroused by Jack at all I’m sorry that’s upsetting to the gay men in the Jewish community.
It’s not a compliment, complicated concept. It has nothing to do with most gay men and their experience in life. There are very few men like Lem’s. You’re supposed to just know that one wasn’t even gay. That’s the whole point. He’s rare there are very few men who think that they’re gay and aren’t gay at all, but there are some and he’s one of them. People voice said he was so complicated. Yes, he’s very complicated and that’s part of it. If he hadn’t been molested, he wouldn’t have thought he was gay. If you’ve been molested and living in today, he wouldn’t have thought he was gay at least not for long. He would’ve probably figured out that he was at least bisexual and probably figured out that he was straight by the time that he was in his 40s or 50s at the very latest but that’s not what happened that’s not the time that it was in, so he got very confused and thought that he was gay when he wasn’t at all and no Jackwood Jack was a pervert Jack was a pervert Jack was a predator.
I don’t yes yes Lacey has slept with Jewish men. It’s not actually funny I don’t know why people think that’s funny you’re attractive Jewish people are good looking on occasion I mean come on grow up.
Chamber Of Reflection by Mac DeMarco plays.
Yes it’s fine except it’s also not because she had to marry somebody and yes Jewish men are attractive. You can laugh about it an embarrassed way, but it’s just true I mean just I’m sorry we’re not Jewish but I’m actually looks slightly Jewish he’s not but he looks a little Jewish, so does she slightly, but they’re not we’re not I almost what I say. Thank you for the compliment but no we’re not actually.” says Dr. Billings.
“I think I think some Jewish people in the back of their minds feel guilty because they know she slept with Harold and his little worried that we went to far with our concern for her.” says Israel.
“ hey yes and you know what that’s charming in this case, considering how bad things are that was actually very charming that you guys cared that much to believe believe it or not.” says Dr. Billings.
“ and actually she’d love to stay with you guys and just be with Harold in some ways but that’s not what’s right and we’re not going to you know do that because that’s not actually the right thing to do.” says Mrs. Billings.
“ the problem is though we need to talk about it. I’m sorry the next post will have to be about that and that’s a very dangerous thing but at work we’re not disloyal people are in great Britain and we have to get this off our chest and everyone have to let it go with that.” says Sir Winston Churchill.
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