The Jews Hate Lacey Banks

When I Grow Up by NF plays.

“Oh! So she’s Jewish?” says a hateful middle class black man.

“No. They actually hate her.” says the CIA.

“The living and dead Jews don’t understand or like Lem.” says the DNC.

“They ruined my chances with Lacey too.” says Harold Loeb. “They’re…her favorite people ever…other than the British. But they have no appreciation or respect for that.”

Lem rolls his eyes.

“They’re crass, ugly peasants.” says a Guggenheim about the Jews in relation to Lacey. “They make her Scottish accent a joke and her elite status a question. They’re vile to her.”

“Why!?” yells and irate India. “Why did you spoil Jack!?”

“There’s no way out!” screams Lem to God.

“My kids aren’t yours.” says Lem to the Jews. “My kids aren’t Jews at all. Quit using them to defend yourselves. Quit using Woody Allen, and Mark.”

Bags by Leikeli47 plays.

“You’re jealous of my wife.” says Lem to Israel. “You love her because you talked to her and you all got along. Really well. …Nut you’re still hateful.”

“We are like you. But she’s not Jewish.” says Great Britain to Israel. “We aren’t the same people.”

“We were owned by the Jews.” says Audrey Hepburn.

“Was England?” asks Lacey.

“No!!” says England.

“I didn’t mean to spoil him.” says Lem.

“But you did.” says Lacey.

“It’s nonsense, Lacey.” says Lem.

“Real nonsense?” says Lacey.

Lem nods yes.

“That’s what I thought!” says Lacey.

“Yeah. It’s nonsense.” says Lem.

“Why do you keep letting them confuse me?” says Lacey.

MATA LIFE by M.I.A. plays.

“Are Jews snobby to you?” asks Israel.

Lacey laughs at them. “Cute.”

Shadows by Little Simz plays.

“She’s been protecting you all.” says Queen Mary of Scotland. “That’s ending.”

“So if you want safety you fuck Scotland. Fascinating.” says India.

“Maybe that’s why I’m mad at Lem.” says Lacey. “I’m sick of doing his fighting for him while he spoils Jack.”

“My father is on her side.” says Lem Billings. “In case you’re curious. And so am I.” He thinks. “He can’t stand Jack.”

“I’m starting to understand why Lacey should not have been talked to!” says Israel.

“It’s evil that I can’t protect you.” says Lacey to Israel.

POP OUT by Ktlyn plays for the following scene.

“Yo! Y’all lost Lacey. That’s cool.” says JFK to Israel. “I’ll protect you.” he says from Hell. “My whole family will.”

“Well shit.” says Donald Trump.

bellyache by Billie Eilish plays.

“She’s really not stupid?” says Israel about Lacey and the British.

“You know that!!” yells Lacey.

Beep by M. I. A. plays again.

India laughs.

“Lacey it’s nonsense.” says India.

“I can’t handle it.” says Lacey. “I feel betrayed by God. …But I know better.”

“She’s not supposed to be alone.” says India.

“Why!?” whines Israel selfishly. “He’s ours!!”

“You and your rich daddy?” asks Scotland.

“Yeah. She’s so uptight.” says Israel.

“I spoiled Jack because…I was naive.” says Lem. “He’s my rapist.”

“Yeah. You all lost the argument last night with Lacey. And then you didn’t lose…you turned on her.” says Michael Rockefeller to Israel. “Why are you so petty and jealous of her?”

“Because we’re too selfish to care.” says Israel.

“Oh! Like Becca Seay!” says Dr. Billings. “You all…use her…and then totally betray her. Because you don’t give a fuck?”

“Wouldn’t surprise me.” says a black woman.

“What the fuck do you all want?” Lacey asks Israel.

“No. We actually do care.” says Israel.

“I’m baffled.” says Lacey.

“Maybe we are too.” says Israel.