“What’s Lacey’s natural odor?” asks a prostitute.
“Me. Otherwise…it’s actually similar to Lost Cherry by Tom Ford.” says Lem.
“People don’t have personal pheromones.” says Luca Turin.
“That’s scientifically impossible.” says the CIA.
“Then how am I going to become old money?” asks Luca Turin. “And white.”
“Why do you want to be white?” asks Casi.
“Because…I admire you people just like that gay Republican admires Lem. But I can never be you.
I think there are plenty of Muslim women, though who could wear oud or myrrh or a great many other oils…and their husbands might actually prefer that over flowers, especially at night.” says Luca Turin. “Flowers are pretty…but so are women.”
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“I would just like to cast the demonic element out of this blog in Jesus’s name, and if someone could rip Lacey’s tits off thank you Jesus please do it. Gee…thank God. Jesus now put that fuck up my vagina, thank you Jesus!” says Charismatic American Christianity.
“Do you guys have Christianity still or are you just getting off in tight clothes when you go to church?” asks the Catholic Church.
“I kind of think maybe Lacey knows the actual Charismatic Christianity if it’s a thing better than people who are Charismatic today do.” says Charismatic Christian America.
“But she still references Charismatic Christianity.“ says Chris Hayes in 2016 to believe his own lies.
“And are you guys just heretics?” Lacey asks the Charismatic Leaders.
“But you still plead the Blood of Christ over your family.” says Chris Hayes to Lacey.
“Yes! But that’s careful. That’s complex. You’re obsessed with oversimplifying things or you’re a fool.” says Lacey to Chris.
Sean Connery laughs.
Keen to Cross the Pond 