Nesheim Oil

We Are The People by Empire Of The Sun plays.

The dead Nesheims watch as the evil Illuminati wearing Loro Piana drives up to their house. In their dream scenario.

“They’ve got the oil.” says Mark Nesheim.

“But we’re all dead now.” says Lem, loudly.

Toddy laughs.

“How are they going to…make this matter…?” asks Lucia.

But in 2016 it was very popular for them to say, “LOL nothing matters.” Maybe they have no souls? Or what? They don’t care about what matters.

“Wow.” says Dennis Anderson. “Why didn’t you just blow-up Lacey and her family before she mentioned it on her blog?”

“We didn’t want to acknowledge you all.” says the evil Illuminati.

“Oh! And make us cool?” asks Mark.

“Yeah. You’re all losers.” says the evil Illuminati. “Look. That shit matters!”

“Oh!” says Mark Nesheim.

“Are you all allergic to intelligence and intellectual depth?” asks Lem.

“Fuck you! You’re gay!” says Bobby. “Be gay!!”

“Bobby…there is an afterlife.” says his father.

“Wow. Okay!?” says Bobby.

“So…once you steal the land…then what?” asks BP of the evil Illuminati.

“ or it’s gonna be the end of the world where Russia will just take over our country yeah you’re most resistant to that last one aren’t you? I have news for you I have a feeling Putin knows exactly what your people are up to and is ready to invade at a moments notice, because I hate to break it to you I don’t I don’t think your people know what you’re talking about…and I think he does.” says Chris Dodds. “I wouldn’t be surprised if Bill Gates is exhausted from babysitting a lot of you.”

“ OK so I know what happen with Bill Gates and me he likes younger women he can you find Lacey attractive OK but she’s 40 and in many ways she’s 100 but she’s 40 and so to him it just sort of evens out when he hang out with me he go for the girls that were 14 at the youngest and just talk to them right, but he preferred girls who are more seventeen. Or 18 I don’t really think he was a pedophile. I think he was more or less, just looking for some hot chick who was fresh, you know, intelligent and interesting, and was in awe of him, which you can find a 20 year old, but not as easily as you used to be able to, I have a feeling his wife was like that when they were young I don’t think he’s really a pedophile. I could be wrong, but I would be surprised. I just had to say that because it’s been obnoxious this evil are evil and I was too, but it’s debatable if I was really that much worse than a lot of them.” says Jeffrey Epstein.

“ oh, I am already trying to take care of the situation. I’ve been trying to take care of it since the very beginning what’s really annoying is that there’s a lot of people who are problematic and you have to find someway to sort of corral them all in.” says Bill Gates.