It’s Bad

All right, let’s do this.

The Illuminati is a coven and a secret club society all rolled into one. At least that’s my take on it. It’s just traditionally been the wealthiest people in the world from what I can gather. Who would’ve been running things. So the absolute wealthiest and most powerful people in every country had a stake in the game so to speak. And which is actually embarrassing to the aristocracy, because who wants to be involved in some icky coven when they’re a Christian?

People like Helena Bonham Carter make the whole thing more palatable because they’re not idiots and they understand that it’s a mess and that you can’t you can’t just go willy-nilly with the whole thing because at the end of the day what matters is what matters and at the end of the day that really is just God…it’s not you know making wooden spoons fly in the air. And you know that there’s hard knocks and that you have to pay your dues so to speak to society. And society has to function on morality and decency, and you know good manners and kindness and actual love and humanity being loved by Christ and God and Holy Spirit being with us. It’s not about killing children and sacrificing goats to Allah to appease the Jews on Sunday.

And so the problem is people like her, and hopefully me understand that, but there are a lot of people who have joined the Illuminati in the last hundred years who sadly and truly, I mean sadly, do not seem to understand. And they’re used to hard work paying taxes and being very very very difficult people. And I empathize with them as a human on that level because that’s true you have to be that cutthroat. The problem is though people like Andrew Carnegie, who don’t have his sense of direction are problematic.

Oh, they don’t understand how big picture stuff matters necessarily is what I think I should say, and to be honest, I think that might be true. some of them might mean well. Some of them really truly might mean well but they’re in over their head. Then they get scared, and they start relying on demons and they start relying on evil because evil is terrifying when you’re not a Christian and when you’re poor. And it might be more terrifying in a way too if you’re given too much authority too quickly.

So bad people and good people got into the Illuminati and didn’t necessarily know what they’re getting themselves into. and I think people who were old money got overwhelmed. Um, the Queen of England was a woman after all alright? And I’m being cutthroat because I’m sick of being quiet about things, so hopefully this isn’t horribly offensive but when her husband devastated her tender sweet heart with women, she handled it beautifully like a Queen but it still affected her and I’m still furious at him for that. Because he really was in love with her. And she should’ve never had occasion to really ever truly doubt that. He didn’t seem to realize that that was practically treason if he loved her. And I think it his stupidity at times Elizabeth for gave him but that caused anxiety I’m sure because then when was he an idiot and what was he not? When could she trust his opinion? When did she just have to stop listening to him? And that’s where no…I think he was handsome and tall and possibly far more steady than a lot of men can be. And he was deeply in love with her but I think he got a little harebrained and pedantic or something on a romantic level. I’m not sure.

I mean really what is it with Penny and go carts or wagons or what was it Penny and machine guns? I mean did he go insane? Bless his heart. I don’t mean that was his heart. I don’t mean that in a mean way to him him. Hopefully it’s just- I think I see him maybe in the same way that her father did at times, and I am hopeful, and I actually might even love him as a person but I just can’t quite fathom why he betrayed her that way.

No she was very lovely and he was a very handsome man and I think that people didn’t quite see that enough. They focused instead on him being handsome and tall and not enough on the fact that he was in love with her although I think The Crown did discuss that slightly. But I wish that they hadn’t dropped that out of spite for the truth.

I cried after Elizabeth died. Those tears are private. But they were the tears of someone who was grieving the happiness that I felt in early childhood if I was ever loved at all. That’s the part of me that cried. The part of me that was a little girl that loved pretty things and felt like I belonged in the world…because it was a platonic friendship between Elizabeth and I. But I did adore! I adored her as much as you can adore a friend platonically, which actually is something that no one seems to understand anymore and it’s disgusting.

She was the last person who I’ve spoken to outside of maybe a few other people in the Illuminati who had a clue what was going on. Sometimes Putin can be very insightful. I’ve found a few voices of people who still recall reality, but it seems as though very large numbers of people in the Illuminati don’t.

Even as I say, that men in America are acting gay, and then accusing me of being a lesbian. I am not a homosexual. It’s pathetic that they’re so weak and disgusting. Just because I am not a fucking bitch who spreads my legs for dogs doesn’t mean that I am a nothing and nobody. And that seems to be the rules. You either have to be a bitch and not exist or you have to be absolutely vile and defile yourself for eternity. They don’t want me in the reality of things to exist. I had a platonic friendship with Queen Elizabeth II. I’m sorry their brains are too useless to understand that concept.

And if I sound like Kim from Sex And The City when she’d get all hoity-toity and upset, it’s not because I’m her daughter or her. No, it’s because that’s how some people are. It’s how some women are and I’m more straight than her possibly although I’m not sure but no women don’t just bend over backwards and eat shit all over the world like they do in America?

Hey, yes Kim Cattrall, which is funny because if- Oh never mind, I won’t go there but it’s funny.

People in the Illuminati have a hard time with my strong British voice, because as imaginative as they can be about pedophilia, turning a child into an egg to try to make pedophile, feel less guilty for screwing up the person’s entire fucking life potentially, they can’t imagine how I could sound so British. And it’s absurd.

No pedophilia is insanity, and it makes me feel terrible for people who could possibly be a pedophile and not be a psychopath but umm…it’s insanity and it’s evil. And I can say that because I’m not afraid of the harsh truth. What scares me is how perverse people are, and how insistent they are on evil. And of course, calculus and people in positions of power always hope if they’re like me potentially that people will be rational. You know we had the Age of Enlightenment and so people like to think that people will be rational and realize that if you’re evil, it really doesn’t work. Some people combine evil and good, and it’s tragic, but to be perfectly honest with you it’s far less tragic than what people today seem to be doing.

And it seems like today it’s just pure evil and their goodness is nothing but darkness there’s no way out. It seems like today it’s just pure evil, and their goodness is pure darkness. Because there’s no rationality, there’s no reason there’s no logic there’s no letting go of things. It’s just excuse after excuse after excuse, after excuse for evil, and then making good look evil, and making evil look good, and then making things even more perverse than that, if that’s possible…to the point where it becomes a potentially intractable situation, and potentially the literal end of the world.

I think Greta Thurnberg might see it too and be as pragmatic about it in some ways as I am if she sees it too. And she takes some solace in the idea of Global Warming and the fact that should it be real it’s not just our imagination, the world itself is aching.

Night On The Bare Mountain plays.

There are some New Age people, there are some atheists who can handle me if they’re intelligent enough…because they realize that there’s a sensitive intuitive part of my nature that could be picking up on the decay of civilization that dovetails with Global Warming or the concerns of pollution that actually are becoming more of a concern in our water and in the air. Global warming does seem to be a real phenomenon and it actually really is something to be concerned about.

And see that’s what I-that’s-that-that’s my contention. Because people like Putin and China have to be held accountable.

You have to hold China accountable. You have to hold Putin accountable. And yet at the same time in order to do that, you have to actually understand where they’re coming from…not just be dead-set on making deals, and being evil and maintaining personal power. That’s pathetic.

And that the problem is you can’t hold them accountable if you have no idea what you’re doing right? Which is what I just said but I’m trying to sort of flesh it out. So, if you have pie in the sky ideas about, you know, industrialism and running a country or, you know, international politics…they’re just gonna shout you down and try to make some stupid deal with them doesn’t work. And you have to talk to them like they’re sane rational people not robots.

And so the problem is while you’re discussing this with them you have to have a plan you have to have a big picture view of things and so your your worldview has to be a good one and given their worldview they might disagree with you. They have probably very real views. I think Putin is a Christian. And I would say that China is…very intellectual will say for now. And I worry sometimes about the morality of China, but I-I know that they all seem to be at least fairly rational and within certain proximity of reality.

A lot of the status America’s had has been because of its treatment of its own people being so just and admirable in the eyes of the world. You know you think that they don’t care but they do care and they have noticed over the years and that was part of the reason they respected us. So, when I joined the Illuminati against my will, people like them, found it, particularly repulsive. Because they get preached to constantly, violently at times, by Americans who are so self-righteous about how they should treat their own citizens…and then to see those same people inculcate me against my will into the into the Illuminati was just too fucking much to handle.

Oh, and they’re right, it’s repulsive. I was minding my own business. I wasn’t trying to discover the Illuminati.

How did this mess happen? Well yes I’m sorry but I think it’s because the people running America are people who should not be running America at this level. And then again, how did they get in well because of what I’ve said. America. And that is a very complex topic. It’s not just capitalism. It’s America and our system of running things, our raison d’etre.

And again…that’s way too tempting. Way too tempting for Russia, North Korea, and China, and Iran, and pretty much anybody who has an axe to grind against the US at all, even Scotland. Any country that has any animosity towards the US for being so uppity and petty for the last 200 years has found this situation repulsive.

And the people like Lem and my father, who would be able to explain, or prevent the situation, are dead. Umm…so it’s become demoralizing. And almost bizarre to countries like China… Because they’re used to being the villain but then the tables turned so dramatically that now they’ve become sort of the hero…and that was not what they would’ve expected necessarily for themselves in the eyes of the world.

No, China and North Korea and Russia and Iran might not see themselves as evil in the way that Americans sometimes perceive them as being, but I don’t think they’re quite that simplistic. And I don’t know that they anticipated becoming the voice of wholesome French dressing and pork chops on Sundays. I doubt that that’s what they were aiming for, but it seems like they’ve become more American than America in this conversation. American in the old traditional American sense if there was anything to America at all. If our raison d’être meant anything in the US China has possibly been in shock that they’ve had to remind us of that.

To the point of absurdity.

Hey, if this is a real conversation, no it’s one of the most terrifyingly bizarre things many people have experienced in their entire lives.

And that just goes back to my main point. My main theme. How did the people running the US in the Illuminati get into it?

Oh OK…fine we’re there now, I think. So how about that? Let’s see…

What does it mean?

Yes I think this is what I am not supposed to say…because it’s just devastating. My father was involved in Hollywood right? “Hollywood’s going to end the world!” That sounds cliché, even. To me as a Millennial, anyway. …But is that actually what happened. No, I don’t think it would’ve had to of been Hollywood-Hollywood’s fault. But I think that there’s people in Hollywood who feel terrified potentially who are afraid of me saying this…who have some vested interest in my life…and then turn on me when I’m about to say this. Umm…it really is a problem. It’s a Hollywood problem…but is it as much a Hollywood as it is an American problem? No. Not in my opinion.

And that’s the thing. See…it’s because we didn’t take care of Hollywood. We didn’t fix it. And Rachel Ward when she was in America noted that in the 1980s and 70s she was disgusted by how decaying and decrepit Hollywood had become. No more glamor of the Old Hollywood 1930’s and 40’s. And so was it Howard Hawks‘s fault? No, possibly not-possibly-possibly not. And it’s interesting because F. Scott Fitzgerald was right in the Last Tycoon before he died. And of course, the Last Tycoon was supposed to be about Hollywood essentially in a way. And so what was Hollywood? What was happening in the Illuminati? People were getting in who had no business running things like Betty White.

Bless Betty White’s heart, but she fucked up while she was alive. She hated me. I threatened her on an egotistical level, and instead of being honest about that, she lied and betrayed me as a human.

Betty White was cute and endearing. But she probably had no business running an enormous of power within the Illuminati. And yet…she did, I’m fairly certain. …And people trusted her…because she was pretty steady and sane. It seemed. …I don’t think they realized how petty she could be…and that was to their detriment. And- But is that Hollywood’s fault? No? I think it’s America not understanding how to take care of itself, so to speak. Not understanding if I’m being merciful, its own place in the world and the responsibility that it was given. I don’t think it’s probably just Hollywood’s fault although Hollywood was a bit much but umm…it wasn’t just Hollywood. No, people like to say that “the news” became like Hollywood…and a way it did but that’s maybe oversimplifying things. Because what is Hollywood? What is “the news?” Why is the-Why are those two parts of American society so essential in the machinery of our mind as a country? Not on a psychic level outside of Christianity…but even you know, even if it’s not an actual entity, we do have a zeitgeist, so to speak? Right? So what creates that Zeitgeist? Hollywood and “the press” right? And those are two separate things. But what made Hollywood Hollywood? What made “the press” “the press” right? The need to see each other? The need to be in community.

Oh, and then there comes Facebook with Mark Zuckerberg…also an American. We’re a huge country. We’re an enormous country. We’re an enormous country and we’re all very different people. We’re tons of different cultures and without a clear class system and without a lot of other clear parts of culture being delineated, it’s very hard for us to maintain our sanity without seeing each other. We’re social creatures. In the movies or on TV or on the radio. We think. We’re social creatures. And we were just trying to see each other.

Circus by Britney Spears plays.

And then because of vanity and evil…things just went totally haywire and that’s the problem. Americans needed to realize that they were social creatures and that we needed community and that having a decay of that was deadly. The 1960s were far more serious than America has really been able to comprehend.

So the thing is, I am old money. I am possibly also biologically Lacey Banks and so I can say things like this and maybe they’re profound maybe they’re not…but if they are at all, that’s the voice that was supposed to be in the room in the Illuminati in America. Voices like my own. People who think like me. It’s not just the Greatest Generation. I don’t think-I think it’s people who think like me who are needed. Did I end-up being this way as a Millennial because if I am illegitimate, I was able to think outside of the society? And that was enough to process this? Yes? Maybe. The AntiChrist could be the same.

This is complicated in America. The men have been castrated, and the women have been given pitchforks and machine guns and it’s bizarre. I don’t know if gay men realize that or not?

I-I don’t-I don’t think-I don’t think it makes sense to just assume that there’s nobody, who would be capable of saying things that are seen…if they had been raised to be a part of the Illuminati in Godly way, if that’s even possible. And why were those people kept out and why were they bullied? It’s absurd.

And that’s where killing my cousin Matthew makes no sense to me unless if he’s on the other side calling the shots at this point. I don’t know if it was a kind person’s idea who meant well or something who’s dead. But-but you can’t you can’t kill people like Matthew. You can’t kill people like me just because we piss you off and then again that’s where it goes back to the class system, and it’s like what are people afraid of? Why can’t Casi accept the class system reality? Or even a truly functional class system? What are people afraid of? That we’re going to ban them to a dungeon? And you know what-what if I end up doing that anyway…because you keep killing people in my family…and I’m just sitting here minding my own business? No, it’s a mess and Lord Darlington was deemed an idiot in the 1990s wasn’t he? But I don’t think Lord Darlington was an idiot. I think he’s Lem Billings. …And I love Lem. I love Lord Darlington. I think Lord Darlington is my husband. …Let me tell you…he was a Nazi because he really was fooled by them…not because he was a useless cod, who had no purpose in society, or the world.

Without Me by Eminem plays.

Because Lord Darlington was replaced by the Kennedys…Eminem…Britney Spears…and…Chris Hayes. Lord Darlington isn’t Joe Kennedy Junior or anyone in his entire family…but they replaced him.

“What would Lord Darlington say about the situation, Lacey?” asks a man.

That he thought the entire thing was based on the foolishness and ego of a few petty men who couldn’t keep their hands to themselves.

React by Erick Sermon plays.

“We hate that answer. We hate that answer.” says America.

“Why? That’s literally what happened.” says Lem. “Right?”

Music plays in the background but they’re silent.

“Why don’t you all like that answer? If Diego is really the reason why this started and you weren’t trying to sacrifice the Nesheims intentionally then that’s all that happened. That’s all that happened.” says Tsar Putin.

“Well…because then we’re responsible. No…we’re responsible and what she’s saying is probably just objectively true potentially and I guess we don’t want to be responsible.” says Jimmy Fallon.

“Yeah what if you people really are responsible? That’s the old rumor on TikTok. It’s that you guys suck shit!” says “Tik Tok.”

“We want to be accepted and to be loved. We want people to think we’re really good and we don’t wanna be responsible.” says the CIA on their behalf.

“Do you know honestly, their voice is needed and that’s part of the point of what Lacey was saying. Betty White wasn’t necessarily the worst person to have in the Illuminati but you can’t have her controlling what Lord Darlington would’ve controlled. Very few people from her background would be able to, and that’s were American’s egos are a problem. They’re a detriment to themselves.” says Lem Billings.

Smoke & Mirrors by RJD2 plays.

“I hate that she’s right. It makes me feel inferior, and I don’t like feeling inferior but I refuse to accept the reality that I might be.” says an Australian.

“You know what if you want to talk to Lord Darlington we can do that but how about if we let them be themselves. Because I don’t think that they can have this conversation and be patient with you given the fact that they need to eat and shower and you’ve been keeping them for hours everyday for eight years.” says Queen Camilla.

“Queen Camilla. I bet you planned that one ahead of time you bitch.” says MSNBC.

“What are you insinuating?” says Lacey Banks.

“It’s a pretty name!!!” MSNBC shrieks. …”How evil!! …How are you able to be so beautiful in your name!? Janet my name is Anastasia. A Disney Queen! And it is not what are! You have a sexy name? No!!! …Because I’m sexy. The Queen of England should not have a pretty name because they’re English. So we should just blow-up England and blow-up Russia and blow-up the entire fucking world and anyone who’s left should just worship us because we’re so fucking fantastic. Oh my God.” says MSNBC.

“Was that said in jest or was that said seriously?” says Lacey Banks.

“I am protecting you from Great Britain. They were trying to sacrifice the Nesheims as werewolves because there’s no way anyone at my station would ever be insane enough as to think that killing you was logical simply because you hurt Diego’s feelings.” says MSNBC.

“But a lot of people MSNBC were really suicidal back in 2015 because they couldn’t believe that the Diego would care about Lacey at all.” says a dead woman.

“Did Diego care about Lacey?” asks George Bush.

Época by Gotan Project plays.

“Diego went around the newsroom, telling everyone that he was the shit. He was bragging to people about how hot he was because she had paid attention to him, and fallen in love with him. She called him Mr. Blue and told him to wear blue on television and so he did. He bought a blue suit and that drove some people who had been sleeping with Diego in the company to the point where they almost wanted to kill themselves.” explains Chris Hayes.

“More later!” says Lem.

Later.

Cold Little Heart (Radio Edit) by Michael Kiwanuka plays.

In 2016…Kate Shaw-Hayes went to the Illuminati meeting and got really drunk with Chris and Erin Gloria Ryan. Really drunk.

Kate took off her clothes and Erin did too. Kate and Chris had sex. Wearing masks.

Chris was drunk too. And high.

“To make a long story short, Chris hallucinated that he was having sex with Lacey and then Diego seemingly gave him the impression that it was real but in another realm. Because Chris found a door to a room that’s used by witches to conjure dead people and Chris thought it was a teleporter like in Star Trek. And so Diego had him believing that it teleported him to Seattle and he’d actually just left with his wife.

Oh yes, he just slept with his wife. He may have slept with Erin as well. He may have also slept with a lot of people at MSNBC.

Smooth Operator by Sade plays.

He was…a…smooth operator.

Except…Diego knew him. And Diego…knew he was very insecure. And secretly very aware of his flaws. So…Diego decided to play up his supposed relationship with Lacey. He bragged about mocking her to everyone at MSNBC. And it felt damn good to do so because…she really was that pretty, smart and kind…and well-bred. It was an ego boost to all of them. They loved attacking her. Making jokes. Mocking her. They got carried away and made posters. Played drinking games. Started a meat raffle…mocking her.

But by November of 2016…when Trump won…suddenly the ego buzz wore off.

‘Let’s just kill her!’ said someone at an Illuminati meeting.

‘Why?’ said Chris.

‘Because!’ said the evil hearted person.

Diego was dying inside. So was everyone who had fallen in love with Chris.

This is MSNBC. They do news shit.

Succession (Main Theme) by Nicholas Britell plays.

So…they…decided to be honest.

‘I’m hurt. Look! Why do we care so damn much? …Why are we all so damn excited to mock her!? IT’S Weird!’ they said.

…Diego cried.

Diego…found the perfect people to get her…into Hell. Or some simulated version, ran by demons who help the Illuminati.

‘I didn’t want another person to ever be narcissistically hurt by her again. …I decided killing one superior person was fine. If it brought joy to the hearts of my friends at MSNBC. They were so sad because of the election. It was so sad to them. Erin was a heroin addict. Chris was…a lover. My lover. Kate’s lover. And I wanted…to save him from his sadness.’ says Diego.

So…he connived to kill Lacey. Potentially.” says Lem.

“Why…did he almost get killed himself?” asks the CIA.

“Because his owners in the deep state…found his treasonous behavior with Iran.” says MSNBC.

Chris cries. “So…I…panicked. And…decided to kill Lacey.”

“Who suggested it?” asks the CIA.

“My inner guide.” says Chris.

“Yeah. It was Diego. Talking to you telepathically. In another room.” says the CIA.

“I was…a fool.” says Diego.

“Why did you believe you had to sacrifice Lacey?” asks the CIA.

“Because. Our psychics got scared.” says MSNBC.

Cello Quintet in C Minor by Nicholas Britell plays.

“Why…not…kill…yourselves?” asks Bloody Mary.

“Because we have a job to do!” says MSNBC.

“Lacey didn’t work!” says Diego.

A man who works for UPS cries and laughs.

“She is a stay-at-home-mom.” says Kate.

“Oh! How very peasant sheeple!” giggled the meat raffle crew in 2016.

Rondo in F Minor for String Orchestra by Nicholas Britell plays.

Dammit. Diego fooled Chris into a great many tings. …And now Diego…is dead.

“So why can’t you let go of it!?” Fox News asks the evil Illuminati.

“Yes! Why kill Mathew!?” asks a prostitute.

“Because…Diego sold on the premise that she was…our worst enemy. And he didn’t know what to do. So he just kept going with it.” says Joan Walsh. “I still hate her. And her family.”

“Why?” asks BP.

“Did Diego work for you?” asks Kate.

“Bobby sure hates them too.” says Cheryl.

“Because…they’re evil. But do you really think you’re not?” asks BP.

“We’re fighting the good fight. We’re warriors of Justice.” says Bobby.

“Then why kill Lacey?” asks BP.

“Because! Chris convinced me he’d teleported to Seattle.” says Kate Shaw-Hayes.

“How…the hell…did you think that?!?” asks Casi.

“Look. I was hallucinating.” says Chris.

“What did you experience?” asks Casi’s mom.

“I closed my eyes. But I felt- I felt like I was going backwards. And I didn’t open my eyes until I got home.” says Chris.

“You were just high.” says Casi’s mom.

“Fuck you!” says Chris.

“Oh! You still think you were in a Time Machine?!” says Casi’s mom.

“Yeah!! I sure do.” says Chris. He walks off in a huff.

“It’s really hurtful to him. He’s a huge Star Trek fan.” says Kate.

“Lots of us at MSNBC are.” says Rachel Maddow.

“And you all are the ones analyzing sex? For gay men?” ask gay men.

They look embarrassed.

“Star Trek is cool!” says Matthew Nesheim, in defense of Star Trek fans who are more sane.

“Look! Diego…felt Lacey was an evil person.” says Chris.

“Chris…why are you so concerned about that Time Machine!?” asks Casi’s mom.m

“It was a teleportation device. Not a Time Machine.” says Chris.

“Fine.” says Casi’s mom.

“I felt like I was floating around in it to Seattle.” says Chris.

“Why didn’t anyone warn you?” asks Bill Gates.

“They all…take me very seriously.” says Chris.

“Your posse?” says Bill Gates.

Later.

There’s a teleportation machine purely in Chris Hayes’s mind. He used shrooms.