“Speaking of the education system: I would have liked to be given a proper education. One on one tutoring. No big classrooms full of obnoxious students. …But that’s so serious. Should I really be the one addressing such issues.” says Lacey Banks.
Carried Away by Passion Pit plays.
The Illuminati was nice to Lacey Banks this morning. And this was almost literally what she started saying. On instinct.
“Oh look! Is that a man?” asks Lacey as a cheerful bourgeois white man walks by her house. She’s serious.
“Nah. That’s a man.” says an African.
“Are you quite sure?” asks Lacey Banks.
“Yes!!” says a dead Civil Rights Movement leader.
“I need proof.” says Lacey Banks. “The scientific method.”
“How did y’all activate this part of her brain?” asks Haile Selassie.
“By being nice to her.” says Drew Barrymore.
“Drew!! You did it.” says the Civil Rights Movement leader.
“I didn’t mean to.” says Drew Barrymore.
“Too late.” says Lem.
“Well! She’s deactivating.” says Drew.
“I am. The effects should wear off I’d think.” says Lacey.
“I’m lost. …Why did you…believe higher education was…toxic?” asks Dr. John Harles.
“Am I in trouble?” asks Drew Barrymore.
“No!!” says a leader in the Illuminati.
“For a woman?” asks Lacey. “It could be ancestral memory too. It might not be reincarnation.”
John Harles realizes that could be true. “When did your ancestors go there?” he asks in his ego, defensively.
“I’m betting in the 1700’s? 1800’s? 1600’s?” says Lacey Banks.
“You didn’t seem that smart.” says Dr. John Harles.
“She is!!” says Lem.
“I’m just ditzy.” says Lacey. “I’m wild!”
“She’s also a lady.” says Grandma Banks.
“Of course!” says Lacey Banks. “But I can be a bit of a ditz.”
“Lem…are you a ditz?” asks Dr. Harles.
“No!” says Lem.
“Was Jack Kennedy impersonating Lacey? Yes!!! Obviously. …But I wonder if it’s not just her. Sebastian Flyte reminds me of Lacey too.” says Dr. Harles.
“Thing is…if I’d had an interaction with Sebastian Flyte I’d have known I was straight.” sags Lem.
“Why did Jack confuse you?” asks Dr. Harles.
“Because. Sebastian is an honest man. Jack…always pretended to be Sebastian. He pretended to be giving me the full Sebastian experience…but he didn’t. So my brain never processed that I was being raped. Instead I kept thinking that if I just tried hard enough I’d see him become himself and be glorious. And then I’d discover I was happy. …But in reality I’d never have felt that way. Things became colder between us when he became US President, especially in private. And he became more irate and abusive. I think I was slowly realizing Jack was a man…and that I wasn’t gay…but he’d kept me believing in the future and his dreams of becoming a big deal. …If the men and women he’d been impersonating had been there…instead of him…I’d have ‘snapped out of it.’ …Sebastian is just a man. Jack was too…but he convinced me that he was a woman too. Except…I always knew he wasn’t. But…somehow if I helped him enough I’d be a woman, he’d be a woman, or I’d actually become gay. Or he’d become gay.” says Lem. “I’m not…stupid. I’m not slow. I did make an absolute ass of myself.”
“How…could you not have been stupid!?” says Gore Vidal. “You irritated me to no end.”
“I…took Jack too seriously. I imagined he was far funnier intentionally than he was. I imagined he was…probably mentally challenged at times? You know? Like he needed help and ghost writers because he was…slow himself. He always had droves of ghost writers and tutors.” says Lem. “I had a very flawed idea of him. And…I was out of my mind after I was molested, my father died, and we lost a lot of our fortune.” He thinks. “I genuinely was never the same. My mind was…sent into shock…and I never left that mellow…dull…slow state.” He thinks. “Lacey is stuck in that state too…but…she’s made it…grunge.”
Jump Around by House of Pain plays.
“She’s made it spiritual warfare.” says Louis.
“She’s made it cool.” says Bloody Mary.
“So it’s like fighting…in slow motion.” says Dr. Harles.
“Yes. It’s very cool.” says Lacey.
“It’s grunge.” says Kurt Cobain.
“I’m not advocating all of their lifestyle choices. I’m simply saying they’re chill.” says Lacey.
“I love it.” says a lesbian.
“Yeah. It’s like a fight scene in slow motion.” says Lacey.
“Spiritually and mentally.” says the lesbian.
“Yes! Why not?” says Lacey.
“Yeah.” says the lesbian.
“Is there a bad outcome?” asks Lacey.
The lesbian stops and thinks. Looks worried. “It’s just Lacey as a lesbian and a feminist I know that like women aren’t stupid and so I’m a little scared about what it is that you’ve been doing.” says lesbian.
“But then, as a lesbian and feminist, maybe just as a feminist, hopefully you realize that women really aren’t stupid. So maybe I really had some sort of idea in mind.” says Lacey.
She laughs. “Lacey, I’m trying to ask this nicely. What the fuck were you doing?”
“ do you know that’s a really excellent question I mean it respectfully to you because I don’t know who you are and your girls are in a sense in the matter but no, this is why the illuminati shouldn’t have started talking to me but I’ve been being tortured every day for eight years and so I haven’t really had a chance to explain those things because I’ve been explaining everything else under the sun. I don’t entirely consciously know what it is that I’m doing because I trust myself so a lot of these ideas were probably never supposed to have a mounted what they’ve amounted to, and I don’t entirely know what they all are, but I’ve never been loved and no one‘s ever bothered to flush them out with me. I’m sure if I had had a friend who actually gave a shit about my humanity that they would’ve helped me figure that out, but Jack decided I should be totally isolated because I’m not check raincoat and it, I’m really not. I’m not lesbian either dear I guess if you’re wondering and I have a suspect Portland has plenty of explanations I have no idea what’s in my subconscious in that regard. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.
“ did Jack possess your heart?” asks a dumbass.
“ no he sure as fuck didn’t you dumb bitch.” says Lacey.
“That must mean she’s Jack. I can’t imagine a woman whatever be that scary.” says a dumbass man.
“
What is Jack really that scary be very strong suspicion that they wouldn’t have killed him and they wouldn’t have probably been a nuclear war almost if he was really that scary if his family was really that powerful. Were they Kennedys to pour into Irish if they were then the whole thing falls apart Lacey is terrifying to you because you’re a peasant worm.” says Truman Capote.
“ i’ve just never met a gosh darn woman who is that scary.” he says, taking truth serum.
“ not even the lesbians, huh?” says Lacey.
“ no they’re kind of dim too and sweet like.” he says.
“ like Rachel Maddow, but what about that woman from what was it that show where she said something like you’re not the answer or what was it should know the hell out of me she was supposed to be British. It was the trend for a while in the early 2000s wasn’t it, I know she was that not scary we feel like she was terrified and actually Ghislaine Maxwell scary too isn’t she? you know what else is scary having to wake up to the reality that Jack was gay and I wasn’t you know what else is scary waking up to the reality that the Americans are probably weak as fuck compared to the British. I’m tired of being nice to you people.” says Lacey Banks.
“ well when he goes and feel sorry for himself for being so obnoxious. How about if we have a discussion with Lacey about what it is that she’s planning.” says Bobby.
Lacey yawns.
Cracker Island by Gorillaz plays.
“I’m dead. We’re over it.” says Matthew Nesheim.
“I’m a cow!!” yells Joe.
“So am I!” says Joe Kennedy Senior.
Jack giggles with them. Lacey giggles at them.
Jack shakes his ass. Lacey prepares to slaughter the Kennedys because they’re too damn annoying.
Jack stands, stupid, mouth open. He giggles. Waits for approval from his audience. …Lacey closes in for the kill.
Cracker Island by Gorillaz plays again.
Lacey is enraged like Sean Connery’s character on SNL. She quietly watches.
Jack laughs. He’s loved. He’s in a good mood. He’s chill.
“ what does that mean that they’re the same person?” insists America and a few supporters.
“ no no it doesn’t know it doesn’t. They’re very different people. They’ve never been the same person they’re different people.” says North Korea, out of sympathy as a human.
“ that’s not true they’re the same person!” say many white bourgeois people.
“ I got some strategies you guys we’re going to win.” says Joe Kennedy Junior shaking his ass.
“ why doesn’t it ever occur to you guys that Joe isn’t sleeping with his brother?” asks Russia.
“ because it’s being carnation so it doesn’t count!” says America, very stubbornly.
“Oh my god are they going to make me Jack? I’m sure God can turn me back, but I can’t stand the thought of being him.” pleads Lacey.
“ why the fuck does she want to turn into Jack? I bet she’s trying to be old money.” says Caroline Kennedy.
“ that’s funny!” says Joe Kennedy Junior.
“ oh no, I’m not Jack at all. I know I have you all underneath the rope.” says Lacey. “ Dammit now what do I do with them? They’re disgusting. They try to make me jack. What kind of perverse pieces of shit from hell are they?”
“ oh, she’s a nerd and she’s pretending to be that way. I’m mad too Lacey darling. I’m mad too love!” says the female Illuminati in the US.
“ i’m actually mad and you’re going to possibly have to die!” says Lacey Banks ready to cut off their heads.
“ oh dear God she’s over selling it I would’ve believed her before, but now she seems so melodramatic I can’t.” says the American Illuminati.
“ I I’m not over selling. And now I have knives to your throats.” says Lacey.
“ I really am doing quite well. I’m sorry.” says Tsar Putin.
“ you’re conjuring Jack every time she gets angry one of you starts getting scared, and then conjures jacks, residual energy to taint her voice, spiritually or to give her voice is sort of hue, a sort of tint.” explains North Korea.
“ we’re not tinting her voice with Jack’s residual energy because we’re scared shitless that she’s real and she’s serious and she could possibly destroy the US.” says a Rockefeller, as the voice of sanity. “ and my great grandfather wasn’t terrifying either. He was also just Jack reincarnated. I’m sure most of you know that.”
“ that’s mean to bring up your great grandfather my great grandfather was a dip shit poor person and I don’t like when you bring up your great grandfather that makes me mad. That makes me sad I don’t like it.” says the majority of the American Illuminati.
“ that’s right and that’s why we’re not gonna take these people seriously we know that Lacey is Jack reincarnated or she’s ugly bitch and I sure as hell aim to make sure we all know that.” says another American in the Illuminati.
“ you’re really not Jack reincarnated are you?” asks a lesbian.
“ I don’t give a shit enough to find it within myself to answer in a way that satisfactory to you.” says Lacey.
“ oh, like you can’t slow down yourself enough to to give me an answer that would make me convinced that you’re not Jack?” asks the lesbian.
“ yes, it is tremendously triggering because I don’t know what the fucking right they have to even ask me such a disgusting question.” says Lacey.
“ right because, whenever you answer with the truth, people like them, freak out and start lying to themselves to the degree of psychosis Casi she’s not a Sagittarius you insisted on that to the detriment of all of humanity. Lacey is not a Sagittarius at all. I mean, maybe she is mildly in some part of her but she’s a Scorpio primarily really and a Libra if she’s not a legend that she’s a Scorpio and a libra that’s just facts unless if you want to rearrange most of western astrology she’s a Scorpio and a libra. She’s not a Sagittarius I’m sorry.
Yeah, a lot of people in illuminati are addicted to thinking Lacey‘s is a Sagittarius. She’s not a Sagittarius she’s not Jack reincarnated and I don’t think that she cares enough and has cared enough for probably her entire fucking life to convince you guys that she’s not and that really is more concerning to me Than you think I am I have a feeling that if she’s a legitimate, and she very well could be that she’s probably a Libro will say now she’s a Libra Virgo cusp most likely you’re pretty damn close to it. She’s probably in the cusp she’s a lot like Scott and a lot like Elliot, she’s such a Libra but she’s probably also a Virgo she could be a Scorpio but I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s a libra or a libra Virgo or libra Scorpio she’s not a Sagittarius there’s no way in hell she’s a Sagittarius that doesn’t even make any sense and she’s not Jack reincarnated there’s no way in hell that she’s Jack reincarnated that doesn’t make any sense. Let’s ask Joe a question that scares us OK bitches.” says a lesbian.
Silence.
“ Joe, can you hear me?” asks the lesbian.
“ yeah, I can hear you whatever fuck you bitch.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.
“ i’m just gonna ignore that because Lacey ignores it Joe, are you Joe Kennedy Junior as a ghost?” asks the lesbian.
“ I mean yeah but I don’t wanna fucking tell you that, so no I’m not.” says Joe, laughing at her.
“ why don’t you want to tell me that?” asks the lesbian.
“ cause I’m in love with you.” says Joe.
“ I’m lesbian Joe.” says the lesbian.
“ oh, you’re a dip shit you would’ve fallen for that if I’d kept going with it loser.” says Joe, sincerely.
Jack’s residual energy shakes his ass. He looks retarded but gay men are too vain, sheltered and bitter to see it.
“ oh my God, I love when Jack seduces along with his dancing my favorite part so favorite part!” say a group of sincerely grinning gay men.
Loving You by Cannons plays.
“Except he doesn’t have a pussy that’s just an asshole. I’m sorry that’s totally on arousing to me as well.” says the lesbian.
“ that’s a goddamn lie!” say most living gay men, genuinely outraged.
Rachel Maddow laughs.
“ well, maybe it’s a lie.” say Lacey’s lesbian haters.
“ I refuse to acknowledge that I am in the same class, a person as that bourgeois hater.” says a gay man.
“ I have a feeling you are and have been for about eight years.” says another gay man.
“ I can I can I can suck cock!” says one of Lacey’s lesbian haters.
“ oh, really!?” asks a lesbian.
“ shut up I can do it if she can do it she’s a lesbian too.” says the bourgeois lesbian hater with help from Jack’s residual energy.
“ I don’t think Lacey’s a lesbian sweetie and you’re just telling me right now that like your relationship with your wife doesn’t matter to you. What matters to you more is the fact that Lacey can buy like a Birkin and you can’t.” says a lesbian.
“ fuck you I’ll claw your eyes out!” says Lacey’s lesbian hater.
“ holy shit, you’re dumb! You really value a Birkin and old money social status above human life!?” says Matthew Nesheim.
“ That’s not true. My mommy raised me to be a nice person. I’m a nice person. I’m a really nice person.” say Lacey’s lesbian haters.
“ I know you’re deceptive and I have a feeling your mother was a bitch to some people do raise their kids to be nice and that’s the best they can do I have a feeling that your mother was a tramp and a whore and a terrible person and you are as well. What class are you win?” asks Dr. Ed Nesheim.
“ don’t talk about that let’s not talk about that I’ll start talking also talking I promise I’ll start talking.” says Joe Kennedy Junior, in a panic.
“ see I knew he’d cover for me eventually he’s my boyfriend.” says one of Lacey’s lesbian haters.
“ that’s right she’s my best friend just like her one pretended to be gay and he was an English aristocrat and he destroyed the Irish.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.
It makes Lacey laugh.
“ see now I’m gonna think Lacey is in love with me again and if this actually was happening in real time and it has in the past as conversations, almost identical to what happened every day practically for about three or four years and still could be happening now if people are such buffoons of course I’m Joe Kennedy Junior she’s not Jack reincarnated at all and the only reason a lot of you can’t handle that is because then you’d have to be impressed by her and you’re too delusional to understand how often you’ve been in your estimations of her and it scares you because then we’re homosexuality means you’re going to hell what does being in the illuminati really does mean you’re going to hell you guys are so backward and lower class that you can’t cognitively fathom what you’ve done with your lives and then it just scares you and you react and resort to thinking that she’s jack on a hair trigger. She’s not Jack she’s really not.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.
“ OK so you’re Joe and she is Lacey Banks I’m not gonna ask if she’s a legitimate or not because I have a feeling that’s not safe territory spiritually and I don’t think it’s because of Lacey I think it’s because of us so not Lacey included OK so whether she’s Lacey banks biologically or she’s become Lacey Banks biologically through the Holy Spirit, will say and Tom’s decision to adopt her possibly when she was a child I don’t know but will leave that one alone that’s for Tom to decide for himself I am and have a feeling Tom probably is her daddy regardless. Sorry so that’s cool so she’s Lacey Banks. I don’t feel like she’s always been lazy. Thanks to you, um oh that’s fascinating so if you adopted her as a child, you’ve always just seen her as Lacey Banks Joe why did you assume why did you assume that she was like a safe person to bully?” asks the lesbian.
“ oh, because they were from Minnesota and Minneapolis isn’t as big of a deal is Boston read? That’s like reason number one potentially people are very simple minded in their own way at times can you handle hearing that or are you falling apart?” says Joe Kennedy Junior.
“ no I’m hanging in there so you just assume that because they were from the Midwest and you’re from Boston that you were just automatically superior to them?” says the lesbian.
“ and now here is where I would usually roll my eyes and I’m kind of doing that which is possibly where someone dad is helping me say this and I will just be like fuck this shit I hate her I hate her. Oh my god oh what do I have to say to like get your people to shut the fuck up?” says one of Lacey’s lesbian haters.
“ i’m gonna ignore that Joe I am not understanding how you could be so backward and yet when I think about it, that’s a common misconception or common perception at the Midwest is very backward I mean that was the 2016 election was the idea that there was no upper class in Minnesota and I have a feeling there’s people even a Laceyz family who had that miss perception of themselves, and of Minnesota and it’s been a very rude awakening for them at times realizing that that they really were not maybe as smart as they thought they were and at least he might actually be smarter you know the funny thing is if she’s ill illegitimate not just adopted I have a feeling that they’ve been a little put out but they’ve quickly adjusted to the concept and then very confused by it and probably been put out still but that’s a different conversation so what or it seems to me like people them in Minnesota have been very shrewd and humble and it’s nothing like Fargo. I’m sorry Hollywood it’s more that they’re hiding it’s more that they’re hiding their wealth they’re hiding their wealth by pretending to be middle-class or peasants or some thing but in reality, they’re extraordinarily wealthy and I think they’ve sold us on this idea that Duluth is like a big lake area not like secretly a part of the ocean and that like it’s deep but it’s just a lake but then secretly amongst themselves they know that’s not entirely true am so it’s like they have these great summer vacation spots like Duluth that they can go to where it’s like 20° colder even in August I know his husband or places to go in the spring next to a river that’s on flying that are really extremely beautiful like Redwing, where Scott Fitzgerald used to go and then you can swim in the river even now in certain places, we have to be careful we could probably drowned, but they’ve always known that Lacey tried swimming in the water once I think she had her toe hit by a snapping turtle arm but then I have to wonder if maybe she would’ve drowned and that snapping turtle is actually trying to save her life which is interesting kind of wonder if those snapping turtles have memories of kids, drowning, and stopping turtles, being smart, and realizing that the kids weren’t supposed to die I mean isn’t that beautiful that’s very Minnesota though people being so nice to each other like in a story book and they hide that Joe they hide that I think in the 70s we got a taste of it in the Mary Tyler Moore show that was in Minneapolis that was in the Midwest and those were big houses ever Lars he was a doctor. Yeah the thing is he was a Doctor Who owned that house before who owns it now possibly a doctor but those are not cheap houses and there’s tons of them that’s actually right next to Lake of the Isles and that’s where Lacey grew up. That’s actually where her father lived was in Maria’s neighborhood essentially him and he could’ve easily owns that house or like two of them, but he didn’t seemingly, how did we never think that through how do we never notice that grant tinker looks like that and how do we never noticed that Mary was middle class the upper middle class and she was living in the attic of a house in Minneapolis or that some of the bars that Mary was going to or a little pasha times probably or that her clothes were very stylish for a poor Midwesterner I think because we were high in the 70s and we were traumatized from the 60s and we never realized yeah we were scared sad, traumatized and high and we never realize that it was weird nowadays if you showed Millennial that version of the Midwest they be freaked out as fuck they be scared of shit I’m sorry for swearing they would be terrified of that reality which is why we created the office possibly subconsciously because we could handle looking at middle class Pennsylvania, but we really could have gone to Philadelphia and looked at wealth. We couldn’t have gone to the Midwest and looked at wealth we could have examined the middle class in Minnesota or the wealth in the south were the murders lived. There were a lot of people we couldn’t discuss, but we felt somewhat safe talking about a paper company in Pennsylvania. That wasn’t scary, but a lot of other things would’ve been.
And see what scares me is that Lacey really? Isn’t Jack and you guys tell yourself that to be comforting to yourselves she’s not Jack at all and I have a feeling Linn really does have explanations some of what she probably wasn’t able to give us earlier in this post And I have a very strong suspicion that he was straight, which scares me, though as someone who is possibly in the CIA and lesbian is that she really might know a lot more than you guys realize, and she’s not a lesbian she’s a cis woman she’s a ditz him and I have no fucking clue what she’s thinking I have no clue. What was Sebastian Flythe be doing if we’d allowed Sebastian flight too funny how she was bicycling flights if it allows Sebastian flight who she wants to call him flight if we are allowed Sebastian flies to if she’s reincarnated I wonder if it’s flights to her if we’d allowed Sebastian flies to be her friend and we didn’t in society. We alienated them from each other. What would we have discovered I don’t know, he’s not Jack. I think Jack if he was honest with me more like him and Lacey an alarm would’ve realized that he was in a gay relationship and left so that was an explanation that got left out earlier. I don’t know why you got left out because gay men are really purely just living very evil to Lacey and they were in the Perfume community to although not as much as the lesbians, I don’t know what it is with lesbian perfume, collectors and Lacey but they hate her. They hate her Casi you hated Lacey you really did. I have some suspicions that it’s because you’re territorial and you feel like when the streets this woman invade you’re going to take over everything And I did I really doubt that’s what she was doing or would’ve done and that’s where you people needed to be a hell of a lot smarter and I’m just like what the fuck happened to your feminism she’s not trying to take some thing from you, the men are or possibly some straight women I don’t think Lacey is or what is necessarily or if she was, she did it in a very cutthroat brutal businesslike way and then that’s where you were supposed to respond and like matter you couldn’t have just excluded her and started some sub group that didn’t include her. Why did you have to be so personal about it? It’s not personal with her. She’s not attracted to women at all and frankly before you guys insisted that I don’t think there was anyone other than maybe some paranoid bisexual or homophobic straight men in high school who would’ve insisted that about her, and maybe some bizarre potentially bisexual women who are very closeted and hateful to Lacey who are being girls in high school as well. Lacey is not a mean girl that’s your possible sexual fantasy of her that’s not at all who she is if anything that’s more who you people are.” says the lesbian.
“ who the fuck is she then!?!” asks a lesbian.
“ yeah and that’s where you people lie you know as well you know as well as I do that she really is like Helena Bonham Carter she really is actually like Sebastian Flyte.” says Mary Tyler Moore.
“ yeah I’m Perryville that way I have intuitive thought about her many times if that’s who she is but then why isn’t she wearing like Quelques Fleurs? oh no!” says a gay man.
“ because I am not some watered down week vomit!” says Lacey Banks.
“ what else smells like water down weed vomit to you Lacey?” asks an American wizard.
“L’Air Du Temps, Lalique, L’Aimant, L’Origan, Giorgio Beverly Hills, actually…lots of perfume.” says Lacey.
“ Giorgio Beverly Hills smells like water down vomit to you?” asks Elsie Hill.
“ yes quite literally, it’s potent, it stings your nose, but no at the end of the day the composition is just weak as fuck.” says Lacey Banks.
Howlin’ for You by The Black Keys plays.
“But with the mix with her pheromones some of those perfume smell really sexy to me but she doesn’t smell that.” says Lem.
“Lem you thought about Farrah Fawcett in a sexual way, didn’t you?” asks Grant Tinker.
“ yes, I did of course I did but no it wasn’t quite like that. I’m not really a man who struggles with lost. I don’t take it too far and I didn’t have a wife and him even if I had one in a way I am I I didn’t take it too far.” says Lem. He worries. “ what’s the Lacy? If she’s reincarnated knew that I wasn’t aware, subconsciously or consciously that she was real and that way she knew that I thought she could be in away and I believe she was even in a way, but then that part of me that was a man of science reason, totally dominated my subconscious and conscious mind, which isn’t necessarily insane, or even evil necessarily in this case, but I’m beginning to realize that I have possibly been asking a little too much of her, considering that she really would’ve understood.” says Lem. He cringes.
Helena Bonham Carter laughs.
“ Lacey what’s it like?” asks an Englishman.
“ if I was there a Thursday, incarnation the Bible no it’s it’s embarrassing to be perfectly honest with you more than anything because he really didn’t know him and you think oh dammit if you only knew that I exist in your conscious mind sweetie she would not be doing this right now with this woman on page 24, or whatever it was and then you think you think maybe I’m not reincarnate a better seven very peculiar mind but a meeting that I’m not usually intelligent but I know I’m not jack sorry. Funny how you’ve made all the British jack reincarnated because they’re not confused by what I’m saying.” says Lacey, rolling her eyes. “ I wonder if you think my entire family is Jack reincarnated boy you people are stupid God please forgive me and I break up in Jesus name, but not here’s a thing, so it’s sort of like you don’t know any better, and the truth be told it’s possible that you think oh yes, you do like strawberries do you love strawberry strawberries are very good and then let me get strawberries and then cries and no it’s not like he’s my son but it’s just him if I was reincarnated I knew things that he didn’t know so I was like yes you just had strawberries why are you crying? Do you like strawberries? Had us because the strawberries didn’t have the ice cream with them. I’m sorry for our Fossett. There was no ice cream come to think of it was just strawberries, and then it’s like well. Maybe if you could really talk you might say that maybe that was the strawberries fresh from the vine and he say I would never pick strawberries fresh from the vine and it’s like no deer that’s what you just saw on page 24 that wasn’t strawberries and ice cream. It was strawberries, fresh from the vine or from the bush whatever it is right and then he might be very upset and cry more and get angry, and say why might live when she’s dead I’m not trying to eat strawberries fresh from the vine. I want my strawberries and ice cream and it’s just you know I do damned mess him, and that’s the thing that’s where it’s like. Kind of have to be kind and realize that there’s certain making an ass of themselves in a different way than what he meant before, but they’re sort of making a fool of themselves. And then of course, when they die it, realizing that they ate too many strawberries, that were not their strawberries might actually in some cases like lemons make him wanna vomit, literally because they think what the fuck I wasn’t trying to eat someone else’s strawberries, and I certainly wasn’t trying to not eat my strawberries. I like my strawberries with whip cream instead and ice cream not fresh from the vine and I know it’s not that woman salt. She was just on the page, that’s probably why he preferred playboy to strippers or prostitutes because then he didn’t have to worry about her conscience at least as much. He could’ve reasons no fair Fawcett was not trying to seduce me. I do not have to kill her. I simply was looking at her picture and that’s route. That’s true though and so then the question really is just the strawberries and what to do because he feels like throwing up.
And then that’s possibly where you just sort of walk it off and talk to Jesus and he might say something like hey your wife was dead you maybe didn’t hardly know what you were doing and that was just a mistake.
Him and then he’s like yes but I still eat strawberries and I don’t want them in my stomach and then that’s why maybe they’d have to get rid of the strawberries and then he’d feel bad I know I I doubt I actually doubt that they would’ve been together having Farah, but um But that’s how people were in the past. She might’ve turned him down and he knew that so he felt safe thinking she was something because he knew that she would turn him down anyway and it’s actually not that his wife wasn’t as hot as Farah it’s really, it’s just him, she was some proximity to what he liked and the thing is is that’s a fair would have to maintain her conscience for her own good and be like no it’s true. I probably wouldn’t have stop with him. He’s right he was just looking at my picture.
When she might say, I am sad that he didn’t have a wife and his dad as it might sound. I wouldn’t be surprised if in the back of her mind at times that’s how she reconciled it reconciled and morally she thought some of these men don’t have girlfriends, they don’t have wives and they’re lonely and sad and by sharing a picture of myself, I can make them feel a little happier, I don’t know who the majority of them are. There could be millions of men who have been happier who I would never obviously sleep with him and then that’s the secret isn’t it that’s what people never talk about is that she wouldn’t sleep with millions of men and you have to maintain that lie because otherwise it doesn’t sell, you have to let them believe the delusion that they could sleep with her or something along those lines otherwise it doesn’t sell and only God knows how moral or immoral that all is and then that’s where for a Fossett would have to let go of them and say shit he really didn’t actually even necessarily want to sleep with me. I know he didn’t but her image was comforting to him Him and that’s what angers me about gay men. How do you guys not get it he he if he was straight he didn’t understand what he was doing and he didn’t. He didn’t know he didn’t understand what he was doing. He really was in and he’s responsible for whatever he did that was evil but we can’t talk about that if you’re too obsessed with thinking he was in love with all of you or something.” says Lacey.
“ no I’ve been on the same. I’ve been on the same page as that and this is where the lesbians and the perfume Kennedy really pissed me off. I have definitely had fun with magazines at times and as a lesbian and I don’t understand it either Lacey and I am I don’t get it either because I get what you’re saying it’s like he’s just I don’t know looking for something to think about and he’s not consciously aware that he has someone and so and there might not even be reincarnations but if there is he’s not consciously aware of it or even subconsciously some people might be I don’t think love necessarily was at least not in that way um and even if he was then it was just I don’t know him. I guess he was seduced or something but I have a feeling with Farah but I have a feeling that it’s more that he really didn’t know if there’s reincarnations which could actually be a very common experience believe it or not and so it’s like, he really didn’t know and that’s just all there is to it.” says a lesbian.
Joe goes into a rage. He shakes.
“ Joe just because I can fall in love with Bryn with Brett Ashley and never fall out of love with her even if she’s ugly doesn’t mean that Lem could do the same thing.” says Harold Loeb.
“ what the fuck are you talking about Harold? He has done the same thing, but better than that.” says Dr. Harles. “I’d bet he really didn’t know.”
“ he had to have known he had to have no one or I’m in deep shit potentially.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.
“ yeah uh-huh she’s not Jack reincarnated did you start believing that yourself?” asks Lem.
“ I am now controlling the part of her that Jack controlled and it’s weird. It’s like it’s like sailing. It’s like the wheel of her soul except the problem is she’s not in submission to her own soul anymore.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.
“ what is she in submission to other than Christ?” asks the CIA.
“ when she was molested, her mind said fuck this shit and took off except not because she’s so brilliant and so I think she tried to regain control of her soul but because it was her parents who are molesting her, and then they were lying about it, and then society was bullying her she never got hold of the wheel so in a sense her spirit is controlling her soul which is where if there’s reincarnational this conversations totally off base at this point other than possibly the lesbian maybe that I was talking to it’s weird I mean I can’t do anything with it because it’s not my soul I think Jack pretty much just went around trying to make her ceased to exist. I think he was literally trying to possess her body and made people think that she was him but I think he gave up on that because it just didn’t work because she’s not him and she’s not like a corpse him but I wonder if Satan had that idea with the antichrist of taking a corpse and trying to reanimated using him and I wonder if Jack was trying to reanimate Lacey but she never really left her body so it didn’t really make any sense but I kind of wonder if that’s what he was thinking or it’s like he was going to turn her into the jack of Christ or so I don’t know that Jack reincarnated but like not because she’s not him but like I don’t think he was respectful of her spirit at all because he’s so narcissistically triggered by it that he just was trying to like take out the thing is, I can’t really control her she actually is in control of herself but I can control peoples perception of her slightly because people are super sensitive to her because she’s so beautiful and they’re also just super sensitive to everyone do you are very vicious and heartless in that way and as possible so that part of revolutionary psychology, so I can control her micro gestures because she’s a ditz so I can control small movements that she makes because she’s not in control of her soul enough so I can control very small movements that she’s making and then people get confused or like the tone of her voice when she’s not thinking about the tone of her voice and she’s just thinking I am a normal person which is then how if she’s reincarnated we can make her actually start speaking in a nothing to 1800s Scottish accent because she’s not entirely in control of herself in that way. She just did it right now in or you could probably make a speaker, lots of different accents, because the truth is the part of the brain that she’s not in control of but I have a feeling if she’s reincarnated your most the origins of being a Scottish accent, or wouldn’t have been Winston Churchill controlling Her.
And by Winston Churchill, I mean, Winston Churchill, as in Sir Winston Churchill.
So that way she’s like a ghost in control of her machine so she’s a dual us nightmare dream come true, potentially because she’s genuinely in control of herself, but possibly from the other side and rather peculiar way yet she still alive. I am not God and she’s not Jack reincarnated in love with straight who the fuck is she? Ahh jack was very narcissistically, threatened by her.
I don’t think Sebastian flight could control her. I think he’d be more worried about her. This is where gay men are repulsive to me. She could’ve easily married Sebastian. He could’ve made the mistake of thinking that they were in love because they would’ve been so close and he would’ve just assumed that when they were married, the passion would ensue. But somehow he mastered lust to the point where if they were married, the floodgates would open, and he’s suddenly become astounding.
And then they would’ve realized that just wasn’t the case but I have a feeling they would’ve handled it in a very loving way to each other and this is what we’re Ashmel, merchant and Ivory for fucking idiots and obviously like Julian Fellowes they were not necessarily is aware of things they should have been and it’s disgusting. And they wouldn’t have hated each other at all. They would’ve been very good friends. And they probably would have had a laugh about it in their old age. I know there would’ve been no animosity and they probably she’s very feminine. I don’t know what they would’ve done but she would’ve ended up becoming a bit like his teddy bear. And I mean that that’s where Americans are stupid as hell.
They would have thought the world of each other. Yeah, the sex in the city is jump the shark in their stupidity. There’s no way that a gay man could perform that well in bed, and the last season they out of themselves as pseudo intellectual buzzards at best.
Maybe maybe that man wasn’t gay maybe he was somewhere at a bus stop Stockton scream, gay and straight and Sarah Jessica Parker‘s character is just sort of a fucking backward idiot at times. Maybe John Qasim Gaia times and maybe he was actually somewhat gay and he lied about that maybe Mr. Bigg was bisexual, but he was so Episcopalian that he thought no I’m not gonna do that that’s weird and gross because he was an American and he wasn’t a Rockefellers so he thought no I’m not gonna go to Papua New Guinea to get shot with an arrow, I’ll just marry some chick they turned me onto just as much as men and then that’s where he married Sarah maybe part of his hesitation with her was that she wasn’t quite feminine enough or maybe he was somewhat pansexual and he liked her masculine edge sorry she had one.
And who is angry right now possibly a dead Sebastian fight because Lacey really would have been his teddy bear you don’t think that’s possible. They lived in very big houses and we’re talking about a gay man and Lacey alone in the house.
Do you think they would’ve both been scared of the dark crawled into bed together and just cuddled and fall asleep no sex necessarily almost at all just if it all just genuine you know they get scared of the dark and they’re married so why can’t they cuddle in fall asleep. I know they would’ve realized that they were missing out on something sexually people really weren’t quite that uneducated in the upper class. And it’s possible they would’ve had a very silly conversation and he would’ve said I think we’re missing some thing and she would say yes I’ve had that thought to and then no I don’t know what they would’ve done they might’ve both thought or do we get divorced? What do we do And I wonder if that was the thought of Kristen you know Kate when they thought they were so fucking fabulous with Diego.
The problem is though I don’t think this man and Lacey would’ve wanted to share someone because they’re not that gross so who would they have slept with? I don’t know that’s not love or talking about try to keep that straight in your head and they probably would have had a well essentially a genuinely open marriage, I suspect Lacey might have gotten involved with Lem’s and they might have wanted to just get divorced and get married but if it wasn’t safe, they might have had to have a sort of marriage in the church that was secret or something like that and then they would’ve been horribly worried about Sebastian Probably constantly preaching to him. I am worried about his soul and if there’s not homosexuality in heaven, well there you go, that’s quite functional potentially him if he fell in love with the man the no they would have to be worried and that three people really need to lighten up and realize that Lem wasn’t necessarily gay at all, and that we talk to the other day may not have realized that long doesn’t get it all. It wasn’t just him humor in that.“ says Sebastian Flyte dead.
“So we your wife and we insisted that her straight lover was you?” asks a dead Rockefeller.
“you know what irritates me right now is that Americans have genuinely believed I was in hell if I was a member of the church of England and I didn’t reject Christ and I was just insane even if it’s not allowed in heaven, what if I really am actually with God and I’m having to deal with a thought not let that my wife would have wanted to sleep with him if your friend slept with her first even if I’ve been straight or would she would share when she let is very attractive and I’m not saying that is a homosexual would she have been tempted to cheat with him even if I was making love to her?” says dead Sebastian Flyte.
“ no, I wouldn’t have which worries me for Lem.” says Lacey.
He thinks. “Lem would you have been persistent or would you decided to wait until heaven?“
“ to be honest, I would’ve been persistent.” says Lem.
“ and this is where the Kennedys lie she would’ve been seduced by him. It would’ve been over a long period of time but she would’ve been seduced by him. He would’ve found my weakness prayed on it and stolen my wife, but the thing is they are twin flames as far as people, Canby, or whatever that is in Christianity and no, she would’ve been devastated for me, but what she didn’t know who is that I probably might’ve had prospects that she didn’t know about that I was hiding from her at least in the back of my mind at night I would have gotten over it if One was very clever, he might’ve found one of those prospects, and it would’ve turned into a Gene Austin novel. The R-rated version I suppose. And poor Lacey can’t believe that she can be seduced by her other half fraternity. It’s not funny she’s genuinely offended, which is another reason why she probably wants to just end the world. I know she’s not a spoiled brat Millennial sorry that that was your instinct. Lamb was possessive lamb is very voracious sexually but it doesn’t really make sense Jack that he was just giving you head. Sometimes there’s no way he was straight it’s impossible, and I wanna know did you intuit who he was and that was part of how you raped and molested him you read who he was and you read who he could be in love with in reality instead of you, did you use witchcraft Jack to Divine his spirit and pretend like that she was in love with you or what?” asks dead Sebastian Flyte.
“ i’ll raise all of hell up against you you fucking nothing!” says Jack Kennedy.
“ i’m confused I thought Lacey was an ugly bitch and Halloween was fun to celebrate.” says Jonah Wiley.
“ well, you can’t make me sister exist. I’m just a stubborn as Lacey in my Christianity because it’s who I am Jack. I’m not faking it.” says dead Sebastian Flyte.
“ no, you’re totally faking it you’re totally faking it!” says Gen. Z old money aesthetic toad.
“ I defined it OK I read him he wasn’t in love with me. I made him obsessed. It was fake obsessed. No fucking shit and I knew his sexual appetite because I talked about sex for hours but I mean yeah I divide it and no I’m not Lacey it’s just you talk to someone I know if you figure them out and honestly fine I hate him. I actually hated them I knew he would never be in love with me even if he was gay at least that’s what I probably thought somewhat and then Lacey fell in love with Joe and I had to realize that that was bullshit and you thought I was attractive and I realize that like 20 or 30 years ago OK but I I really have always chosen evil. There’s a reason I’m in hell and I genuinely just decided to just just be evil you know just be mean just be cruel just be evil some evils to evil to describe a saying cruel, I practically made myself cease to exist. God had to throw me into hell to make me not sister exist because I was spreading myself juice and everywhere because I was so damn determined and so then that’s where God must’ve decided. I was an idiot and decided to throw me into hell, I also think that I was causing problems for people too much like earthquakes and stuff I mean I don’t give a fuck about anyone but myself at the end of the day because that’s how I was raised and see that’s why I’m in hell because that’s how I was raised what a dumb thing to say. I mean I analyzed it I analyze things I did find it and I analyzed and I have no idea how you people can be so stupid to think she’s me. I’m not Lacey but I knew you’d all fall for it and see that’s why I’m evil because I wanted you to like me. I wanted you to fall for it, and like the part of her that reminded you of me, and then I was hoping that they would just obliterate her soul and sent her to hell it’s not fun idea sending her to hell yeah I mean she’s a sweet, innocent loving person but who gives a shit right? Who gives a fucking shit have you seen me? Oh my God have you seen my cock? Have you seen all of me? I have a fucking big deal Luke gives a fuck about anyone else Except I’ve got a crush on Matthew Nash. I’m right now and I mean I’m a little worried that maybe he’s a big deal except he straight so I’m gonna have to get over him. I don’t know how I’m gonna do that I don’t ever get over people that’s part of the problem with being so evil I hate people who try to make me give a fuck about anyone, I mean I just it’s like fuck it out of my way. Actually I don’t hate those people so much because they’re just trying to do their job. I don’t know keep humanity going or something that’s like fuck you guys just worship me get over it I’m Jack Kennedy you just wanna worship my cat my cock just worship my cock, and of course you know lame did sometimes but that’s because I was in love with them and I am in love with Matthew and I don’t know how to get over them because how do you get over someone when you’re so evil you can’t this is what Lacey’s trying to tell me I don’t know how to get over it guys I fried my brain being evil not caring about anyone I know I don’t have the brain capacity to get over people so I get crushes on men and I can’t get over them because my brain is too fried from being evil.” says Jack Kennedy from Hell.
“ Joe, can you give us the 411 on the logistics of that? How does that work when you’re being evil? What does it do to your brain?” asks Katherine Hepburn.
“ first of all, either a lot of gay men who are really excited right now just giddy about the thought that Lacey could be an idiot or man neither of those two things are true. She’s also not a peasant and Matthew really is that good looking Jack never really saw a lot of white upper class people choke was a somewhat bourgeois school when he went there. But it was also somewhat upper class and you’re talking to Lacey banks keep that in mind.
I think there’s a lot of people in the illuminati who still can’t quite fathom what’s happening psychologically and that’s sad.
Oh, this is a really interesting post but it’s not gonna make love gay and it’s not gonna make Sebastian flight less angry at us. I know he’s not lame. Sometimes you have to let go and actually listen to what’s being said to you as much as it makes you lose control of people that you shouldn’t of really had anyway But this is where the gay community is toxic with all their flags everywhere they are becoming like Nazis they really are and that’s the DNC saying that they’re there very monstrous and they’re almost demonic insistence on being heard all the time at this point and then they play victim and it’s getting old And frankly, I think it’s been old for a while there a pump probably a lot of upper class or a snobby version of people who would’ve gone to Choate who would never flag a flag even if they’re bisexual because it’s just sort of weird at this point um whether it’s allowed in heaven or not.
I really think that lamb possibly was straight that it’s just beyond peoples cognitive ability to understand that he was just putting on mannerism and that’s where a lot of gay men in illuminati need to stop lying. You’re not smart enough to get the concept. It’s not that it’s not possible. There are plenty of very high priced prostitutes who if they’re honest can admit that they get the concept it’s not that complicated it’s just being fake he was just fake. I mean come on it’s like being bourgeois it was an act is the same psychological premise is being bourgeois it’s just not about social class so the same effort that people go to to be considered elite is the same thing that he was doing to be considered gay he really thought he was gay he thought he was being honorable, I’m sorry you guys don’t understand somebody being that honorable, but I bet you’d understand someone who is really rich and new money, talking in a really annoying accent, and then deciding that that was honorable because they couldn’t pretend to be one of the masses anymore they needed to sort of come into their own I know there’s probably been hundreds of people in Hollywood have had that ‘realization process they’re just not the same person anymore.‘
Oh, it’s no different than that. The only difference is that they might have some evil in their heart. I don’t know That loved it. I think he was genuinely trying to be honorable him so if you got them to drop their act and start talking like they did when they were a teenager That you probably see who they really are and probably a very pushy, well-off, middle-class person who is potentially quite intelligent but maybe not like a super genius, but intelligent and if you got love to stop using his fake accent, you would’ve realized that he was straight I think Jack knew I think Jack knew that line was straight and I think he really is just that evil and then that’s we’re all gay men need to grow up you’re not lame you’re not jack just because Jack was the gay one doesn’t mean that by admitting that you’re somehow going to become as evil as him necessarily You might end up being less evil if you were more honest about who he really was what gay couple had conversations about him and one of them and lied about it because he didn’t want his partner to figure out that he was cheating on him or some stupid crap like that? Really what do you couples came to that conclusion because there could’ve been some very innocent, loving gay men who thought Sebastian know what I mean Lem’s was so sweet, just like me, and then his husband said no I mean he wasn’t quite like you, Jack cheated, and then instead of being real at the bar hard hearted, hard nose, gay men just lied when his Sebastian said to him you know I think if I was madly in love, I wouldn’t care come higher come hell or Highwater if you had a wife, I would just wait for you forever.
And then that’s where the asshole in the relationship lied, possibly to himself, but primarily to his partner probably and said, of course you were darling I would never put you through that but of course, or maybe he would put him through that him but why did he tell his partner the truth?
And what is the truth the truth is, that’s bullshit. You would be devastated if I had a wife.
And then that’s where his partner might have lied back to him and said I would never be that weak. If you had a wife, I would’ve stuck by you because he wouldn’t of wanted his hardnose partner to realize that he was a softy that he would be devastated because I will give that man too much of an edge over him.
Oh, so then the more soft one of the relationship should’ve said yeah you’re right the more I think about it I wouldn’t have waited, but he didn’t necessarily say that.
At least he’s alive enough that she doesn’t know it literally happened but let me tell you if most conversations had about them in the 1980s were tainted with bullshit it’s very possible that no one ever had an honest conversation about him almost ever is that amazing that no one had that realization or if they did this is released, he gets hurt by the gay men if they knew that they were full of it and that they really couldn’t make sense of the situation and that lame really couldn’t buy any right same standard of reasoning have possibly that matters at all have possibly been gay why did they choose to throw her existence under a bus instead of being honest with themselves, and realizing that the story was bullshit.
And the fact that they’ve haven’t had the humility or courage or honesty to come out to her and say you’re right he really might have been straight. It does seem a little fishy almost at all. This entire time is why their cakes were taken away from them by the supreme court a few years ago it has been utterly demoralizing as a Republican to watch them make fools of themselves and believe me a lot of people have begun to wonder if y’all just insane because why can’t you just say to Lacey you’re right it doesn’t make sense why is it that that seems like bursting a delusion for you like you’re all just psychotic?” asks a Republican.
“ no it’s good it’s become very creepy you people have started to seem legitimately insane. I know from experience that anal sex doesn’t feel as good as vaginal sex. I’ve tried it I really have I have experimented I’m daring OK I was wondering once if I was slightly homosexual, and I tried it, I’m also Russian and I’m a little more like Lacey and it didn’t scare me the way that some people know I didn’t like it. I’m not homosexual at all. Um, it just didn’t but the thing is it’s not you that’s not even the point completely a butt hole really doesn’t feel as good as a vagina a man’s penis, that’s just reality and a penetration from a man actually doesn’t produce an astronomical orgasm the way making love to a really hot woman Ken if you’re straight, nothing about gay sex is remotely as arousing in anyway physically at all, I have no fucking clue how you people think that.
The sad truth is a lot of bisexual men end up in heterosexual relationships, because the vagina is more pleasurable and if they can fall in love with a woman they prefer it it’s not just about procreation for some people. It really is just that much more alluring. I’m sorry this is reality grow up.
Hey this is is this why you all say there is no bisexual it’s just straight or gay because you don’t want to be honest about this do you wanna seem more noble than you are?
I know that’s for bisexual men and gay men have to be honest, you are attracted to men you’re attracted to men I’m sorry that scares you so much you’re attracted to men you’re attracted to men yeah, gay men are actually attracted to other men, despite the fact that that the anus and the penis in their anus doesn’t feel as good as heterosexual sex is that white people call it het all the time because you’re bitter peasant sexually? The answer for some of you might be yes if you were honest. I and that’s why you have to be honest and say no you’re actually attracted to men gay men are actually attracted to gay men maybe but they’re actually a attracted to men gay men are attracted to men OK that’s the concept of homosexuality. let me try again gay men are attracted to other men, that’s homosexuality. Because there’s no other explanation for why they would prefer a man to a woman that they really genuinely are looking for sexual and romantic love with another man. But they have to understand in their masculine egos is that Straetman might have it better than that they get to have kids they get a vagina. And but that’s for gay men have to grow up and realize they don’t even want that anyway.
But they don’t they can’t produce kids they might want kids but they can’t they can’t they might but they can’t you know have a vagina, but they don’t really want one anyway. Oh, and then it’s white why am I don’t know maybe to them the experience of having sex with a butt hole is psychologically so satisfying that the physical aspect just doesn’t matter by comparison, so it’s kind of like with Lacey’s experience with ghosts. It’s vastly more pleasurable to have sex with a living man, but the spiritual aspect is far more valuable to her than having a living man, but that’s where she gets irritated again with gay men.
I would be able to pleasure Lacey far more than Lem’s at the moment. But she prefers Lem’s because it’s Lem. And that’s where I get concerned because I think is that really lame or as a demon fooling her isn’t that nice of you to worry about such things Lacey thinks it is and I do too. And as a Catholic, I tend to think maybe it’s a ghost in purgatory she thinks the same thing and because we’re both a good conscience and worried that it could really be a ghost that she doesn’t want to cheat on my alarm OK and I don’t have to worry then about coming to get her in America, so it works out.
The thing is if Linn was alive she might prefer a Lem’s that’s fine I might prefer my twin flame to and that’s where she loves lamb and then she worries about me as a man I said no I’m fine and I really might be better off without her and then it’s just a joke and it’s funny and everyone’s happy and that’s the end of the story if she’s wrong I’ll someday have to explain to her that she’s wrong with and that’s my role as a man.
Oh, but why can’t gay men have an honest conversation about this? Oh no, I orgasm better than women they say or am I have an amazing orgasm and it’s from buttholes buttholes are better than vaginas that’s not true.
The truth is men when they’re really aroused orgasm better than women women have amazing orgasms, but men can actually orgasm better than women potentially, and it’s possible that the feminine body can’t handle that much pleasure and it knows it and so it sort of slows the process down or something um, but truthfully, I don’t know too many straight men who get off that well unless if their wife is really in love with them and that’s where Lacey and I in the Muslims don’t understand you people arm in heaven it’ll probably be equal or something I don’t know Lacey‘s not too worried and I’m not either I’m sure in heaven, they get to have great orgasms the way the man can’t or something but no, that’s that sucks right the vagina superior, the male orgasm might actually be superior, but only can be experienced when a man is deeply in love.
And Lem has had astronomically fantastic orgasms as a ghost I don’t know that Lacey has but they’ve not been bad. Why is that Lem?” asks Tsar Putin.
“ so you’re gay??” asks a gay man.
“ I’m not the point of what I just said was that I was straight but I’m also trying to explain to you that love was straight lamb. Why hasn’t Lacey gotten off the way that you have?” asks Tsar Putin.
“ because that’s a disadvantage I am which is probably part of the reason why people aren’t supposed to talk to ghosts we can probably see you better than you can see us so I am able to experience a lot and she is not able to as much” says Lem.
“ does that bother you?” asks Tsar Putin.
“ yes and you know at the same time it’s not because she’s Jack reincarnated it’s because we it’s because we’re in love and she orgasms sometimes purely for my pleasure and not her own and so because it is actually very pleasurable to make a woman orgasm so I would rather just enjoy my orgasm and not sort of harp too much on the fact that she doesn’t experience it as much because it’s just going to make her feel more up worried it’s not performance anxiety and she doesn’t get anxiety that way she’s not a man so it’s more like well shoot I’m messing up and he’s never going to love me anymore. It’s not performance anxiety though. Sorry it’s it’s really more of a heartbreak that she’s not good enough that she’s too ugly or something to be loved.” says Lem.
“ but she’s probably extraordinarily attractive in every area of her body and she’s giving you mine blowing orgasms and you’re dead which we want to make it a bad thing towards her but in reality it probably just means that she’s extraordinarily good in bed is that correct?” asks a Jew.
“ yeah pretty much it really isn’t performance anxiety and this whole thing I’ve been thinking that they’re not good enough is bullshit that is a very popular misconception of the 20th century men are just paranoid that they’re not good enough no women are men have egos I don’t know too many men who are really that paranoid when they’re in the right mind that they’re not good enough they might be a little worried about it and then decide it’s a national crisis because they’re men so it’s possible that they’ve said more about that and so psychologist came to the stupid conclusion that men are the gender most paranoid about being insignificant and not being good enough.
But no, I think women are actually potentially the gender who are most worried about that, and it makes sense because we rape their beauty, we write their intelligence and it’s cutthroat. It’s it is it is cutthroat and no gay men don’t entirely understand. I’m sorry because they’re mad they don’t get it Women’s physical livelihood throughout history has depended on them being good enough and gay men come up with some narcissistic buffoonery about how they have to be pretty enough for their husband or they’ll be killed because they’re gay but that’s bullshit because at the end of the day if they were really that worried, they could just pretend to be straight in history Even if they were Sebastian Floyd and then runoff and go work in the field somewhere and be fine. That’s the problem. They have no sympathy for women anymore because they’ve decided they’re women but better they’re not. They’re meant the bodies are still male, but if they keep harping on it, they will stop being as male as they even are you get what you ask for right?
I know I’m not talking about becoming a sissy I’m talking about becoming some strange, freakish creature like Gollum, but less masculine. You’re not women you’re not women you’re not women you’re not women are you all insane and narcissistically attached to that idea you realize if that’s true homosexuality is just profound psychosis.
You’re not a woman, Anderson Cooper and no if you really wanted to you could go work in the field and while you might not be as tough and I’m Ronnie is some straight man you might be it depends but you definitely be stronger than most women and women know that I don’t know why they lie about it. Lacey doesn’t.
But Anderson, if you’ve been more honest in the conversation just now you would’ve had to admit that when you that she’s sort of a ditz and that’s all she ends up being Sebastian flights teddy bear because she’s human and she’s just a woman and she’s not trying to work in the field. She’s trying to figure out what the hell she’s supposed to do for him at this point because Levi thinks Kalka flirt is good but she can’t stand smelling it, and it’s very disconcerting. She would never assume that it’s a national crisis because she’s a woman, but it feels like that to her and that’s not silly him. The thing is with women like her they don’t tend to be as worried about whether or not they’re good enough and it doesn’t mean that they’re mad it’s just that they are good enough and it’s questioned and they just assume that they’re not when they’re like Lacey and they’ve been abused and then they just let go of it and think I guess I’m just not gonna stuff And are so gay men that might relate to that psychologically if they’re not putting on airs and I think I guess I’m just not good enough oh well and then what are they do Anderson they runoff eat a box of expensive chocolates. Try painting their nails with Chanel. It looks stupid. Did angry at Chanel for making normal nail polish just like everyone else makes because it snows supposed to be different, and then they lay on their mothers velvet sofa, staring up at the beautiful ceiling in their penthouse in Manhattan. I think dammit this neighborhood used to be so much better than us, but there is a coffee shop down the street. I think I’ll just go get a latte. And then they go get a latte and they cry and consider suicide but then decide that it’s just to ghastly and evil decide they should just probably in Lacey‘s case. Enjoy the beauty of the room but then if that’s not enough, then they write a love poem to a ghost, and pray to God that he reads it cry and then decide that they need to. They need to write them a blog completely focused on Italian cuisine, which is where this blog that I’m writing on right now originally came from.
Yes, the moment of despair Lacey thought I should just write a Perfume blog that’s all solve my emotional problems that I can’t solve because there’s no one in life who could love me that way I’ll just write a Perfume block, and to be honest I worked for about a year And a half and then that’s where it goes back to the maid because why couldn’t Lacey just write a blog focused on Italian food? Yes, she was spending thousands of dollars importing ingredients from Italy coming into the friendships with Italian chefs and it was not a rich persons blog so to speak because it wasn’t famous. It was just her spending thousands of dollars writing about Italian cuisine Becoming fascinated with basil species and she still is actually in reality she really is. She is disturbed by the variety of basil and what it could actually do to a dish. Yep doesn’t sound like a territory and the problem is whether there’s homosexuality in heaven, or not that is how she ends up being Sebastian‘s teddy bear, because who else understands how disturbing basil is if it’s not the right basil.
This isn’t pretension. This isn’t bullshit. This is the reality of who she really is and Sebastian understands that it’s not a game to him either. This is where some gay men are very angry at Jan because he was supposed to know that Lacey sincere, and Rosa quite angry at the human community, because she is sincere she really was dissecting every single note, and she hadn’t gotten around to discussing the composition of a forgere.
She just that was going to be her next step first she was going. She was kind of educating her self in a way where she was going to focus on carnation. What is Carnation? It’s not just Gloria Vanderbilt, but she became appreciative of Gloria Vanderbelt by smelling Cody will say or something of that sort. No she became appreciative of carnation through Milleadi of St. Louis yes and it’s actually very good. It’s one of the most expensive perfumes that she has but it’s a drugstore perfume from St. Louis Missouri. The bottle is probably from the 1940s at the very latest they could even be older than that.
And it was through that bottle and threw girl law that she appreciated the Carnation and Gloria Vanderbilt. Oh, and this is where gay men have to realize that they’re living in a bullshit society. I love billing saying this, and I’m straight as possible that men have been hiding their sexuality by not being honest about their awareness of these things for a long time. Him or it’s like they weren’t as aware of it until they got married. I became aware of it because I thought it was gay but to be honest, there are some things I’m still learning by hanging out with my wife Lacey like perfume I didn’t really know that much about perfume Him does she wear a calico floor a want her to try it today and see what she thinks if it’s bearable, I might want her to wear it because it really actually is that intoxicating to me potentially.
And this is where women like Casi drive me crazy I would’ve had a far easier time telling Lacey that 10 years ago but then Casi came along with her expert know how how and insisted that men like to smell product candy kiss and men like to smell it la petite robe noir. I am here and says the same damn thing and it’s not just Casi, a lot of women are like that they think they know what men like and they don’t necessarily they might and they might not some K then don’t even know and it is they can guess but people claiming this false sense of authority about stuff like that is very irritating, because we don’t really have the 411 and other people to that extent.
I am It’s the third there’s a part of it that’s just my love and she’ll have to smell it today. It might be a part of her that’s very soft and tender and sweet that I can see that she protects because she is a woman without a husband essentially and yes, that’s why I get up angry at Casi because a gay man even if he was confused, would instinctually know if he was like Sebastian that Lacey needs to be protected to some degree. And John was not aware of that with women at all. Funny how I never called him John it wasn’t because I thought it was a prostitute and it wasn’t because I use that as my sexual way to come on to him. It’s because it was too personal and I wasn’t in love with him I couldn’t stand him.
Oh, and if people decide to have a violent uprising against Lacey because their narcissistically too attached, the thought that I was gay, I’ll know that she might not but I will.
Anyway, Anderson, I suspect that you keep women like Lacey around if you did I’m not sure that he does but probably because they’re fun and they’re sweet and they’re good company and they actually might care on occasion when they’re like Lacey and that’s not valuable I guess in the US it’s not or is it is it to highfalutin for US aristocracy that’s possibly dysfunctional because in Great Britain Camilo was like Lacey and that caused problems but no way Diana could’ve been like Lacey to him. There are lots of people like Lacey and great Britain were men were straight in their soul, purpose really is to just be people strength and stay to be their comfort and maybe they don’t serve any other grand purpose outside of fighting occasionally and things of that sort him and cooking Lacey cooks Lacey cleans I think Lacey was trying to contribute to society in a
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