Is It Funny? (The most important post on my blog of you want to understand the story’s plot line)

So seemingly Chris Hayes channeled Louis Hill Junior’s sister.

As an adult. Like, the adult version of Maud. To do research for his book, Twilight Of The Elites. And she wasn’t supposed to be talking to him, but she found his book fascinating.

And…while she was chatting with him…Elsie started developing a crush on Chris Hayes. Elsie Hill. Louis’s second wife.

And…Elsie was so close to trying to talk to Chris too that eventually she did when Louis started developing feelings for Lacey.

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And anyway…it’s very complex. But basically it was like a wildfire. There were so many dead trees and branches and twigs and dry brush and all that when Lacey’s first maid was evil…a match was lit and the fires began.

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Why the first maid?

Well…

“If you stop silencing me I can explain.” says Lem.

Later.

“Lacey wasn’t…loved.” says Lem. “The maid knew that. But instead of being ethical and responsible with her own mind…and admitting that Lacey was well-off old money but not loved…she decided to make excuses for Lacey’s family. She was more keen on feeling superior to Lacey than in being…a mature adult.”

“Why did that start the blaze?” asks Jerome Hill.

“Because it ruined Lacey’s perception of things.” says Edward Nesheim from The University of Observation.

“It sent her off course?” says Joe.

“Possibly.” says the CIA.

Later.

“How!?” asks Athalia Ponsell.

“So…lots of people in the perfume community were different than she estimated. But she came to those estimations based on her experience with the maid. …She would have totally perceived everyone differently and perhaps more accurately before the first maid confused her.” says Ed.

“So would she have been as popular?” ask Casi.

“Yes and no.” says Louis. “She’d have been taken far more seriously. But she’d have also been more…sad. People would have picked up more on her sadness. And…nobody would have assumed she was their friend. …Maybe some people would have liked her…but I’m not sure many people would have talked to her.”

“Why!?” asks a reader.

“Because she’s so serious.” says Louis. “And if she had perceived everyone differently people would have realized that.”

“Would I have followed her at all?” asks Casi.

“No. You’d have liked a few posts and commented occasionally…but found her far too heady and boring.” says Louis.

“Why did she post the same exact thing to her Instagram account?” asks a reader.

“She’s…terrified of losing track of information.” says Louis.

The reader laughs. Makes a confused face.

“It’s not stupid. …Instagram seemed…unsafe. And wordless seemed far safer.” says Louis. “Because she pays for this website.”

“But that’s not likely!” says the reader.

“What?” asks Louis. “You’re so immature. Get over yourself! …She’s a historian by nature to some degree. She was trying to catalog every fragrance she could get her hands on.”

“And she wanted two recordings of the same thing.” says another reader.

“Yes! Instagram does remove posts. It does shut down accounts. She’s had that happen twice in the last six months. …And she knew that about herself. …Her slightly popular Tik Tok account was banned. She’s…somewhat controversial by nature. So even though she trusted herself and didn’t readily anticipate trouble…it scared her. And actually…she was right. She’s fortunate to have copies of her exact reviews saved on this blog.” says Mark Zuckerberg.

“Yeah. It’s just like receipts.” says another reader.

“Be careful. Astrology might be cheating. Even if it’s sometimes accurate.” says Lacey.

They think.