We had the distinct impression that Lacey was fake, and would like to have a discussion with them as to how he may have been mistaken, or explain to him how we suspect that they’re not as big of a deal as they think they are.
“Go ahead!!” says Lem.
“I’m interrupting from the Illuminati. I want to know why doesn’t mean anything to the Nesheims that we have killed Matthew and Keith and Ron and Mark?” says the Illuminati, sincerely.
“I cannot believe you expect us to answer such a stupid question.” says Dr. Ed Nesheim. “In there is the second amendment are you aware of what that is or should I remind you?”
He waits.
“So that’s Lacey‘s premise and that’s what you claim is just reality?” asks the Illuminati.
“Do you even understand the premise or do you think you’re light years ahead and away from me in your genius? Do you fucking know what the Second Amendment is or not? Don’t lie.” says Dr. Ed Nesheim.
“No, I don’t understand the Second Amendment the way Lacey does. I’m not that smart OK? And maybe the way you do either. What-what are you trying to tell me?” says the Illuminati.
“That’s what I was worried about that you really don’t even know what you’re doing.” says Dr. Ed Nesheim. “You have no idea how scary that is. Not because you’re elite, but just because as a human that’s terrifying. Well, who is alive and who is able to empathize with the living. My grandson did just die.” says Dr. Ed Nesheim. “See the Second Amendment provides for Americans to be able to bear arms. We’re allowed to have weapons of potentially mass destruction, because where does a clearly delineate that you can’t own a machine gun on a tank? And I don’t know if there’s a Supreme Court case that’s ever covered this. Go find one! If there isn’t then stop pulling shit out of your ass.
What you’re doing is treasonous activity. It makes the US Constitution null and void. You destroyed the US Constitution, in effect, by harassing her. There is no US Constitution. There is no US. There is no Declaration of Independence. There’s nothing in this country that matters in that regard. She could rightfully, legally, go shoot anyone she wants! And you would have no more ground to stop her. My whole family could at this point if you killed my grandson, we could start the end of this country.
And that’s where this becomes problematic from your end. I hear a lot of people yelling right now in the CIA. You need to shut-up.
Because of what you’ve chosen to do you’ve created a power void. Do you understand or no? You’re using the US Constitution to batter her but you are in violation of the US Constitution. How do you get away with that? Well you tell yourselves it is because you’re elite but I don’t know if that’s quite how it works.
She’s normal, you’re not. And she’s operating through the Holy Spirit you’re demonically possessed. So you’re using her human empathy and kindness to try to attack her which isn’t really elite it’s more or less just dysfunctional and narcissistic.
If she didn’t care the way that you didn’t care, she would be out organizing riots right now or using witchcraft to try to get everyone dead or who knows what the hell would happen but because she’s more responsible and saying that all of you she’s choosing to try to play it cool be the call, mature, rational voice in the room and keep everyone’s saying she’s babysitting the entire illuminati and has been for eight years.
I see we joined the US became citizens in the Nesheim family, and another instances as well, and in the banks family, they agreed to be US citizens in accordance with laws that you’ve now broken in a sense you came to an agreement with our people that we would act as law-abiding a law, abiding citizens, and pay our taxes and act in a normal way, under the premise that you were going to hold up your end of the bargain and follow the US Constitution you are no longer doing that which means that we wouldn’t have to either but we’re smarter than you and more elite in reality and because we’re not self obsessed narcissistic buffoon, who just got rich in the last 50 seconds practically in reality, we understood and understand the concept of what it really means to be late and the concept of the United States, and in general itself in a way that you and your slow person fucking minds can’t even comprehend for a second!
My grandson’s dead, Jimmy Fallon, stop pouting you little worthless bitch! I am not a narcissist, I’m still angry. Get a clue.” says Dr. Ed Nesheim.
“ I’m a reader, and I am not is narcissistically threatened by what was just said and I’m just curious does ilumiNATTI realize what he just said and that it’s just reality or it has that going over there had for eight years?” asks the perfume community.
“ Lacey explained this to them eight years ago but they’re too stupid to understand!” yells Lem Billings, sincerely.
“ that’s exactly what I thought and I have a feeling that Jack and his family have been probably making them feel far more safe than they really are. Yeah I am speaking of power avoids do you guys realize that like it’s possible that Putin and other people in the world actually would love to take over the US we have a lot of natural resources and my guess is that the stupidest people who are handling the situation are the Americans yeah OK so basically, the Nesheims, while they’re being attacked by the illuminati are essentially keeping the country from being destroyed that does not surprise me you are away partially because they have something to lose this with them and I doesn’t seem to just that they really own trillions of oil that’s their private property that’s a very big deal they need you guys to calm down and not lose your shit because they need the country to survive your their investment. They needed you guys to sort of chill out and make the country work because they’ve invested a Normas amount of time and energy into trying to you know make themselves Americans, and I mean they’re probably one of the wealthiest families in all reality in the entire world. I don’t think you guys understand that because they were not the wealthiest before they got the oil. They were very wealthy. In reality they were old money upper class before the oil but the oil, but the oil just cemented it made them arguably one of the wealthiest families in the whole world. I think they were playing people for fools because they realized how dumb politicians were and celebrities and they thought no one’s ever going to fucking know how powerful and wealthy we are, but then Lacey is not biologically one of theirs and so they didn’t realize how dangerous it was to have her wandering around the Internet because she’s really not like them and you can’t say oh she’s like her father‘s family die hell no she’s she’s she’s a banks OK she’s old money Dutch and I have a feeling that’s a totally different thing and I don’t understand how you guys don’t get that that always meant something all the money Dutch mayflower descendants. You cannot tell me you guys are so backward and peasant like that you don’t get that OK you are your peasant like in backward and you’re all Jimmy Fallon he’s poor they’re poor Irish people that’s all you people are you’re poor black, and Irish people and maybe there’s a few people who are more old money but there’s probably precious few of them, so you don’t want that to mean something because it’s threatening to your egos but in reality it’s still does but then you were trying to convoluted Lee make it not being some thing and so that’s why you’re so addicted to attacking her. It’s so fucking obvious she’s your Achilles’ heel. She is the bane of your existence. She’s the reason you hate being alive and you were we worry that you’re fucking wasting your life worshiping demons because you’re really not getting shit out of it you’re just ruining your Eternity, but you guys can’t handle hearing that because it makes you feel so fucking special to be demonically possessed. I have a feeling to Queen Elizabeth and Lacey being the illuminati is a burden because they realize that you can’t just piss away everything and that’s the problem you guys don’t get that you can’t just piss away you’re well if you can’t just piss away your time.
And that’s hilarious to me as a reader if this is a real conversation, she has you guys pissing away your time every fucking day at this point she has made you guys so fucking weak. You don’t even realize I do because she’s a good conversationalist you guys are wasting so much time talking to her That I worry for my own safety if this block is real because what the fuck are you people doing? The whole world is supposed to be run by the United States and clearly that’s not happening because the CIA is worried about this. The FBI is worried about those. You know the bushes are listening who isn’t listening to this conversation, no one there’s no one who’s supposed to be able to run things who is not listening because you’re insistent that this is supposed to mean something that it can’t mean.
She’s not Regina George Lacey is not Regina George I’m sorry I think Jack Kennedy might be Regina. George Lacey is Amanda Seyfried that character she’s not Lacey really either Lacey Chabert whatever it is but she her name is Lacey but I am Queen Elizabeth. Middle name was Regina but I don’t think that Queen Elizabeth was Regina and Lucy isn’t really a mean girl either but if you heard if you want to make the mean girls, Queen Elizabeth would’ve been Regina and Lacey would probably not be Lacey. She would probably be Amanda except maybe that character was cast wrong or something I don’t know it kind of falls apart because there’s third they’re not mean girls at all but but the thing is I know Lacey doesn’t know that she has ESPN or does she have ESPN and what the fuck does that even mean as a lesbian I automatically think of sex and I’m like what the hell she has ESPN in her head, where does that go?
So yeah, you have that mean girl at least he’s not a mean girl but you have that mean girl leading you around into these long conversations and so forth o’clock in the morning and she was really possibly very innocent at times I thought character could’ve been to if she been more accurate and so that it’s like you think you’re humiliating her at the end of the day she’s probably a really light hearted nice person to be friends with Him not because she makes people laugh. Unless if they’re laughing at her but I don’t think she’d even care because I think she knows sometimes she can’t figure things out and that she’s kind of a ditz and I think as long as love loves her. She’s fine she doesn’t care and to be honest with you I can see that character being the same way, where is she found a man like Lem’s who really loved her and understood her she think he loves me. I don’t care and really meaning it in a very edifying beautiful way OK that’s not who Jack was. Jack was very conniving and narcissistic Amanda‘s character could be narcissistic, but if you didn’t make her narcissistic, she wouldn’t have to be, Regina almost Hass to be a narcissist or the whole thing falls apart because who the hell does Regina George think she is? She’s not Queen Elizabeth and that’s where this is hilarious because Lacey really does belong to the Nesheims and the banks and I’m sure she’s right along with me thinking I am that character and she is but that character isn’t it so theoretically, she could just be Amanda’s character and then the money is meaningful but probably so much transient or she could be Lacey and almost have a title and I don’t know that the character really changes that dramatically or does it and that’s what I struggle with because what makes us honorable I don’t want to think that poor people are dishonorable because they’re poor.
I don’t think Lacey probably wants to think that either.
I think with Casi pointed out though is it Amanda really could’ve been a genius she could’ve been making a joke about knowing telepathy and giving spiritual heads all of ESPN because she was a teenager and wouldn’t have realized what she was even doing or anyone at ESPN who is interested, and no it would make her not rich it’s just that character could’ve been a genius sort of like a. I think it was Gomer on Mayberry or who was it there was there’s always characters like that and old television shows where that’s like they seem slow, but they’re actually super genius and then you’re supposed to be amazed by it and it is amazing. I think Amanda‘s character could be like that so slow down before you assume that you found her stupidity. The other reason you’re thinking that is because of her genius, she discovered the illuminati accidentally and then is writing about everything that they’re saying to her and they don’t realize that that’s how brilliant she is and how dangerous she is.” says a lesbian in the perfume community.
Silence.
“ hey Lacey is not a drug. I would say Lacey is sweets Luces, ice cream and candy and soda pop and probably junk food probably just anything that makes you fat. It’s like it’s delicious interacting with her but if you’re not lame I don’t maybe need to eat more on occasion that’s where you have to be careful I suppose she’s not just fat, but if she was evil, I don’t think she’s drugs. I think she is anything that taste really good that makes you fat.
I the thing is maybe that’s not perfect but anyway, the thing is you can’t be mean to her it doesn’t work you can’t have no fat at all in your diet. It’s not healthy.
I am the thing is what I have not shown was telling you it was true because you violated the contract that you made with them. They no longer have to be quite so polite which means that if they want it to her uncle or cousin excuse me, who has a fighter plane a literal fighter plane from World War II. How does a very well train pilot could get in his plane if you could his hand on some bombs and he probably could and start dropping bombs on the White House he’s an expert pilot.” says a lesbian in the perfume community.
“Oh shit.” says Bobby.
“ hey that’s the problem that that’s real that man actually has a World War II plane that he could probably use to drop bombs so that you’ve lost your argument if he could essentially kill the US president where would that leave you people if Joe Biden was dead and he knew where to fly and got away with it, and you even know that he was the one that did it where would that leave you guys?” asks the perfume community.
“ we were just fake it, and pretend like the president wasn’t dead.” says the Illuminati.
“ oh, OK um, who would you get to fill in for him other than a body double?” asks the perfume community.
“ and a no one easily.” says Kamilla Harris.
“ oh that’s right because you’re supposed to actually exist so I know we don’t hear about you guys that much anymore are you even alive? We don’t even know anymore based on this blog we got to Joe Biden probably is Camilla do you still are you still alive or not?“ asks the perfume community.
“ they have no way of guaranteeing that at all this is where their power-play is worthless shit.” says Dr. Ed Nesheim.
He starts laughing.
“ our goal is to kill Dennis with the plane because then we can probably kill Lacey or kidnap her kids and her family.” says the Illuminati.
“ but that does I have to stop them there. They’re making assholes of themselves that doesn’t work. That’s printed out on the Internet but beyond that even if you could somehow erase this and I’m not sure it’s as easy as you think they’re still the problem of governing the country and the fact that there’s a supernatural and God cares about her see a part of Jack’s delusion wasn’t thinking that he could get all of humanity to turn against her to get me to keep sucking his cock for eternity, even though I’m not gay at all because at the end of the day he wanted to be a pretty pretty princess and have me as his lovely husband Alnwick everyone think that he was a specialist person to ever live. You guys have no end goal and then you’re either pure evil or you’re dumb as dirt. Because if it’s not to be loved or love somebody, you’re not retarded in someway, then you’re evil. Or you have some idea of some thing but then you’ve never explained that and I don’t think based on how you’re handling the situation of the last eight years that you really have any goal.
To bring democracy democracy is worthless shit you guys of argue to the whole world that democracy is pointless based on what you’ve done to Lacey. You may the US Constitution Nolan void you’ve made everything pointless about this country to have ever existed because of how egregious this is to US citizen and her family.” says Lem.
Fidel Castro erupts in giggles. Rolls on the floor cracking-up in laughter.
“ it’s the Bay of Pigs but Jack can’t eat bacon.” says Fidel Castro.
“ no he is not a Jew, and if he is when we disown him.” says Israel.
“ are you sure? you’re gonna start a zoning everyone like him who is Jewish.” says Fidel Castro. “ that’s the kind of conundrum that you put the whole world end. By insisting this makes any fucking sense at all.”
“ he means that Lacey is an idiot, right?” says the U.S.
Israel panics. Goes stupidly silent.
“ then we disown Lacey.” they say trying to side with Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“ oh, you can’t really disown her that doesn’t make any sense. She was never one of yours anyway.” says Harold Loeb.
“ she’s Jack reincarnated!” says a group of dumbasses.
“ and what if she’s not, and we just destroyed our national security?” says Israel sounding retarded as fuck.
“ oh dear God, I can guarantee you she’s my uncle and my dad being hardheaded because I was gay! And Lem was too!” says Bobby.
“ you really don’t give a shit that degree?” asks Fidel Castro of Israel.
“Yeah, I’m just so fucking over this. I’m so fucking over this whole fucking thing we’re a really fucking big deal! Lem is gay and that’s the end of that! Thank you very much good night.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“ she told Israel last night that they were way out of line and they’re very misogynistic and narcissistic in regard to her. Why did you decide to side with Bobby?” asks Lem, with concern.
Iran laughs. Shakes their head.
“ I don’t think I did it to you. I think you did it to yourself and that’s incredibly upsetting. Has a dispensational list but I’m not really dispensational list I’m only mildly one.” says Lacey Banks. “ don’t worry Israel doesn’t exist. It’s just Jerusalem. It’s a concepts not a country.”
“ you just decided that Israel’s concepts not a country she’s clearly Jack I mean that’s such a jack thing to say that’s classic JFK.” says z Israel.
“ is that true? How?” asks Lem.
“ is the antichrist a Jew?” asks a Christian.
“ that’s sad!” says another Christian.
“ you guys think that you’re scaring her you’re not your birds by idiots. There’s nothing clever about what you’re doing right now at all.” says the CIA.
“ see you later Israel if you guys all die tonight!” says Jay Z.
Lacey thinks. “ are they trying to die? See that’s the thing! I’m married to someone who has some Jewish eancestry and I wonder if that’s where the Kennedys were too Irish for their own damn good. Are they trying to die?”
“ do you think we’re suicidal?” asks Israel.
“ yes that’s my idea. Is that your dumbass response?” says Lacey.
“ oh shit. oh shit.” says Israel.
“ oh, you have been taking Lacey seriously she’s been trying to work with everyone for eight years. If you can’t be seen enough to realize the Bobby is the problem I don’t know that we give a fuck.” says the US. “ we kill him or Chris Hayes but it’s really fucking expensive and it’s a huge shit show for us. We could probably still kill Bobby and no one would even know the fucking difference because everyone hates him to some degree killing Chris Hayes would be a lot more difficult. Why the hell did you guys have to side with him I’m not even sure what’s at stake but somehow Lacey knows subconsciously and maybe you should really have taken her far more seriously including was being written on this blog.”
“ I cannot believe you guys want to kill me that’s so mean!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“ Bobby, what is your plan to protect Israel?” asks Israel.
“ I think Israel just wants to die and honestly if you’re blowing up and they don’t go to hell that’s kind of clever.” says Lacey.
North Korea laughs.
“ I don’t think North Korea wants to die but if he’s really wants to I mean there are some countries in Europe where it’s legal probably for a reason so maybe not because I don’t believe in it.” says Lacey, with genuine love and thoughtfulness.
“ I don’t have a plan to protect you. What the fuck are you talking about?” says Bobby Kennedy Junior to Israel.
“ you’re supposed to be on our side we made agreement with you that you support Israel.” says Trump and Israel to Bobby.
“ I still think it just wants to die. I know if they don’t go to hell I think it’s very clever that they have a pump possibly about to be dropped on their head and then say and then the thing is Palestine will have to be there right but it’ll be such a nuclear waste land that who even cares see you, so what kind of bombs would you be dropping on Israel?” says Lacey.
“ are you trying to defend us Lacey?” says Israel.
“ my children have a Jewish last name I’m not a fucking idiot and I’m not JFK reincarnated but I’m not really ready to have the whole fucking world go at arms because of dumbasses like Harold Loeb who can’t stop getting head from Brett Ashley.” says Lacey.
“ no I mean a hold of Israel would be a nuclear waste land and they have to have that and they could drop a lot of bombs on us.” says Israel.
“ but you’ve already lived through that haven’t you boy you’re a dumb ass you don’t think that some people believe nuclear weapons are real things still, they are but not to the degree that you just sort of made them and not made them out to be know they could make your country far more miserable than it is they’re not pretending.” says Lacey.
“ why did you just turn on me like that you little stupid Shiksa?” asks Israel.
“ I am not a shake so I don’t think I’m bad actually might be or a spin or whatever the hell it is you call them those who like to fuck with your big bout your big fat Jew cock, right why don’t you take a picture of your cock and put it online? Or I don’t know if I believe you.” says Lacey. “ you’re such a bloated asshole why the fuck are you in charge of Israel you belong counting letters somewhere in a post office in New Jersey.”
“ Hey so what are they threatening us with Lacey?” he asks.
“ annihilation close to it, but using bombs that don’t have any long-term detrimental effects to the environment.” says Lacey.
“ where are they? Where are the bombs be?” he says.
“Oh on boy you are so awful! Sweetie, there’s planes that drop bombs. Haven’t you heard of that?” says Lacey.
“ what do they have against us?” says Israel.
“ why are you responding with the stupidest response? Possible in some ways? I’m not a schizophrenic and you really might be being threatened right now.” says Lacey.
“ OK seems like we’ve made the whole thing a war of egos and Lacey is no arbitrating the past Palestinian Israeli conflict, which I don’t think she wanted to do tonight. I think she wanted to make a nice dinner for her family about five hours ago probably take a shower wear some perfume for her husband um, am I right?” asks Israel.
“ you are absolutely correct yes.” says Lacey.
“ well, he couldn’t stand talking to her anymore. Um, how about if we talk?” asks Israel.
“ yeah umm how’s it going?” says Lem.
“ oh I don’t think they want Lacey to be with Glenn because then they have to realize that she’s brilliant she’s just a woman because you’re sleeping together. I think they disconnected that in their head by insisting that you were, and are gay or we’re gay, even which is interesting.” says Israel.
“ oh yeah and I’m sure they threaten you with almost complete annihilation all the time anyway.” says Lacey.
“ are they more serious right now than they usually are?” asks Israel.
“ the close to it it’s very annoying that they keep the keep citing with Bobby. There’s a lot at stake and he’s using you guys to support his own delusional ideas.” says Lem.
“ are we starving them?” asks Israel.
“ close to it I really am very close to killing them. You know this conversation got thrown off because Lacey really is like the character for mean girls and they’re a lot of narcissistic people in the illuminati. They can’t handle that because then they have to realize that she’s sexy and pretty and smart at the same time and a ditz, which really should be enough to soothe soothe their egos but it’s not because she’s not stupid and they desperately want her to be stupid. She’s not she’s just a ditz which really just makes her sort of well maybe a challenge to deal with which is what would be useful to their egos, but that just goes right over their head because they’re for their focus instead on my sexuality, it’s bizarre and – I was listening very carefully because it really is weird how fixated you people are on me being supposedly gay and I wasn’t at all.” says Lem.
“ the reason why we can’t get over it is because everyone is having a problem with Lacey being better than them and the Nesheim is being terrifying.” says Betty White.
“I don’t know where Israel is right now it’s weird that Fidel Castro is threatening them.” says Enron.
“ yeah I mean it’s I love loves me because I’m just me right and that’s supposedly Jack’s special crown but it’s not Jack was a narcissistic buffoon and if you loved Jack so much then why wasn’t he more upset at his wedding so stupid-“ says Lacey.
Israel cuts her off, “ that’s just dumb as fuck if you love someone address at a wedding, weather going to be happier without you you smile.” says Israel.
“then, because Israel loves humanities so much when we kill you all I won’t worry at all that you’ll be sad she’ll just be smiling.” says Lacey, like a real adult.
“ no but you don’t think that a man could be that happy for another man?” asks Israel.
“ That is the most moronic question that I’ve heard potentially all day where do I begin to impact your stupidity?” says Lacey. “ did you get what I just said are you being stubborn Lee stupid?”
“ are you making some dumb ass bourgeois argument about people being attached a shit I’m not a Tasha shit like that and I was attached to shit like that either people can be unattached.” says Israel.
“ why don’t you wanna attach your dick with a knife? I’m sure there’s someone in the world that would smile if you did that don’t you love them enough?” says Lacey.
“ no, I don’t I mean I guess I don’t.” says Israel.
“ then maybe if it makes them sad enough, they could just blow you in the head with a blow torch and then just sadly cut your dick off after you were dead. I think you should just go cut off your deck don’t you love your people I’m sure there’s at least four people in your country right now who would love for you to cut your dick off and just bleed to death, so why don’t you go cut off your dick and bleed to death? what keeps you from doing that?” says Lacey.
“how? No you gotta come back here to answer this question I don’t know who the hell you are in Israel that we’re talking to illuminati but we’re sick of dealing with your shit you explain to us why you don’t just cut off your dick there are people in your country who want you to cut off your dick right now don’t you love them enough as their leader to cut off your dick do you love your country so damn much you’re leading them around the world possibly destroying the entire country so if you’re not fit to be their leader, and you really should just have a hole in your head, are we working for the post office? Somewhere is the worthless peasant that you are then why don’t you explain to us why you don’t cut off your dick?” says the US.
“ oh, I’m at I’m a little attached to my penis.” he says.
“ oh, really it gives you pleasure sometimes as a man?” says Lacey.
He laughs. “ to be honest. Yes on occasion I have enjoyed it.”
“ and you even circumcised yourself or they circumcise you I’m sorry correct?” says Lacey.
“ yes, I am circumcised.” he says.
“ can you put so much effort into your penis? They must’ve loved you that’s weird if it’s so shameful for you to have enjoyed your dick yourself as a grown man.” says Lacey.
“ yeah.” he says.
“ oh, that’s too bad I think you had a point and you lost it or you didn’t have one at all but you do have a penis and I think it’s Farber rational and saying for you to keep it despite the people in your country who would object. At least at this time rights. Would you agree to that?” says Lacey.
“ yeah, he would definitely.” says Israel.
“ well, the necessarily conversation because I don’t think it’s any different. It’s very bizarre that Lamb would be OK with losing his dick essentially at Jack’s wedding and he smiling about it and not just his dick his heart his mind everything that matter to him even for mean, really even for a couple of hours leave it really meant something to him, I mean it’s complicated right and I don’t have the patience or time to explain to you how absurd it is that no one has thought that him smiling so naturally, it was bizarre if he ever had any gay instinct, I think some people actually have though, and have wondered if he was asexual and that’s just been sort of swept under the rug. The last 30 to 40 years because I almost can guarantee you that in the early 90s when I was reading about them or mid 90s possible excuse me I read a book OK maybe it was the early 90s and the book was written, in by the late 80s in the book was written, saying that lamb was potentially asexual and someone’s opinion and that was someone who knew him or had some opinion who was alive at the time that he was alive. I don’t think it’s likely that he was asexual I think that was someone trying to make sense of why he didn’t care that Jack was constantly cutting his dick off emotionally, him know and that that’s why I lose my patience because I’m a very tentative person I don’t make rash decisions I don’t think and I think that’s being held against me and United States.” says Lacey.
“ but they would agree with you.” says Israel.
“ so then if you’re not here evil, why are we having this discussion it’s offensive to me I hate it. I think that the Middle East and Russia have some problems with you but I don’t see it and possibly China but I don’t see why Bobby Kennedy is arbitrating your arguments for you based on loves sexual orientation that’s absurd.
Except I am not absurd, so I hope that on behalf of the Nesheims that Israel safe tonight if that’s what’s best.” says Lacey.
“ I mean we’re not probably going to be bombing them anymore than we have been. If we change our mind we change our mind they already know that.” says Iran.
“ so then why are we even having this discussion I’m in barest, rose, rub, embarrass forever and I’m embarrassed for China. This is very beneath us know beneath you. How about that?” says Lacey.
“ because Linn was gay and I’m going to stand up for freedom and justice and liberty and say that until I’m dead.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“ would you ever consider taking that back Bobby for your own sake?” says Lacey.
“ I find that offensive we knew him!” says Joe Kennedy I.
“ I find your offensive you’re a snot nosed little Irish prick boy. where is your mother freckle face?” says Lacey Banks.
“ hey did you know my cock Joe? Did you suck my cock?“ asks Lem.
Joe Kennedy I cries.
“ answer the question! did you or not?“ asks Lacey.
“ and I’m not gonna answer the damn question!” says Joe Kennedy I.
Lacey laughs.
“ that’s a no isn’t it pudding cup?” says Lacey.
“ why do you hate me?” says Joe Kennedy Junior.
“ I don’t hate you. you’re just so livid all the time. Why are you so damn upset?” asks Lacey.
“ because we thought we were brokering a really cool deal with Israel.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“ why does that make you so upset?” says Lem.
“ I am curious to, but no, really why does it?” says Israel.
“ I because they’re such bastards to have to deal with.” says Joe Kennedy I.
“ well, then why are you doing it? Do you have to?” asks Lacey.
“ this is politics stuff you don’t need to worry about it.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“ and you know what under the right circumstances if you’d said that to me, I would’ve thought well shit that’s true and I would’ve been respectful but now I’ve gotten into a discussion that I was not planning on having with Israel and I would like to know why it is that you people are so cantankerous if you think you should even be involved in this at all.” says Lacey.
“ it’s just our personality that’s just who we are.” says Bobby.
“ how the hell do you not know that?!?” says Joe Kennedy I.
“ because every time I’ve talk to people in your family who are dead they were husband, just sweet as punch and calm as can be.” says Lacey.
“ no she’s serious I mean when you’re trying to court Lacey banks and get her to sleep with you. You probably don’t yell at her. it’s not very becoming.“ says Joe Kennedy Junior.
“ no do you see why I’m irritated by the fact that your name Joe Kennedy the first and he is named Joe Kennedy Junior because which one of you to a person reading this is older or is this for the blog ceases to make sense without me saying this because are you joking first in the 1800s are you sure she’ll get it either first we got from the 1800s or are you alive now it’s actually Texas far more confusing than I think you realize actually maybe even the late 1700s or early 1800s because if you were Joe Kennedy, the first white for an 1802 and then your son was Joe Kennedy the second born and 1837 will say and then Joe Kennedy Senior was born in 1880 even and then took Kennedy. Junior was born in 1915. He’s the youngest Joe Kennedy to ever happen introduced into this conversation about that and then you’re a ghost from the early 1800’s negotiating a deal with Israel.” says Lacey Banks.
Joe Kennedy Senior laughs.
“ say, so where is where are you? Where are your people from Joe Kennedy the first?” asks Lacey.
“ I am not really a ghost from the 1800s that should be set on this blog just in case if anyone’s confused.“ says Joe Kennedy I.
“And she’s my wife as funny as she actually might be the people in your family believe it or not.” says Lem.
“ how are people are from Boston Lacey.” says Bobby.
“ I see I have potentially family from that area as well, so do you tell me what business do we have then as residents of Massachusetts, the great Commonwealth, in meddling in Middle Eastern affairs?” says Lacey Banks.
“ because we’re the Kennedys and we’re in the illuminati.” says Bobby.
“under the auspices of what the commonwealth of Massachusetts or your wealth or what public perception?” says Lacey.
“ no I just go to the Chase she’s right if you’re if your power Soli Russ on public perception, I am not entirely sure the public perception is quite as powerful as your grandfather said it was in reality. Let’s have a discussion about that the truth is she loves you kids unconditionally and she’s terrified. You’re both going to hell please if this is a real conversation keep that in mind and your last dying breath, repent. please” says JP Kennedy.
“ look I was sophisticated lady. You don’t have to take this completely seriously but you need to be smart we have Scott Fitzgerald described it. You need to be able to understand that you can have two contradictory ideas in your head about certain things maybe not about Christ in your heart that’s complicated you can believe in Christ in your heart, but maybe in your head doubt sometimes, so you can doubt not like I’m Christ but you can doubt that I’m authentic but then you need to also worry that I might not be in authentic. I might be really authentic in which case obviously he’s right I do worry about that and I do love you unconditionally possibly in a way that lame cat even though I am with him for eternity but then I have to detach myself because it’s not safe to care too much about people who are trying to kill me so potentially, so God bless you both. How about that?” says Lacey Banks.
“ what exactly is going on with Israel right now is there a problem or can we move on in this conversation?” says Tom Banks.
“ when he used to hold her if she’s illegitimate and she might not of but if he did, he was very bony him and he used to get angry a lot and she’d hear his heart beating very fast at times and it would scare her, but she was experience in genuine love from a father and I have a feeling at times she’d fall asleep and sleep better than most people sleep, and it was a very rude awakening when she stopped being held by him because even though Jim was softer and didn’t get angry as much it wasn’t safe the way it was with Tom when Tom held her. I just wanted to share that.” says a woman.
“We’re fine! we’re fine.” says Israel.
“ are you really fine?” asks Lacey Banks.
“ Her name is a red herring except it’s also not which makes it even more of a red herring. Oh, that’s interesting. It was like she’s making fun of Lem’s drug trips with her name. and we’re fine.” says
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