Elsie

“ you really did read me if there’s no illuminati who read me not Lacey as much as you don’t wanna talk about it we need to.” says Elsie.

“ I don’t think you people really understand who the Nesheim’s are. Um, don’t mind being called a Nesheim and that way they do probably have more oil than we do so I don’t think it’s dumb to just group us all together to some degree and one group of people called the Nash iambs, who basically on the Barkin it’s all on our private land, but I don’t think you know who we are. I think you think you’re talking to Elsie and her family we’re not like that there’s different kinds of Norwegians and Swedes we were are a family of people who, according to some people report, but then those same people who reported of being knighted by the king of Norway him in their lifetime and another case is it maybe we were poor I’m not sure the Bergeys and Nash homes might not have been that poor they might’ve been so much poor, but I’m not sure about that even because it seems like the Bergeys were silversmiths so we were very humble people were extremely hard workers but I don’t think you understand the Scandinavian people, as well as you lie, and pretend to and frankly I have a feeling you’ve made total assholes of yourselves to the world yeah.” says Sherry Craft.

“ You know you lived you lived in a golf course and your mother was a teacher, a special education teacher until she became an expert who I was and maybe still is or nationally recognized as sort of an expert on teaching autistic children and yeah, OK your father and mother are probably multi millionaires And come up with killed your son and you OK? Your parents drove a Porsche and you vacation that Breckenridge I am and their parents bought you a house at some point or something I’m not impressed because I grew up with even more money than that.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ Bobby why don’t you like vaccines?” asks Dianne Craft.

“ what the fuck do people even know about vaccines?” asks Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ probably more than you do Bobby!” says a Nesheim.

“ and I don’t like vaccines but I don’t like that the tone of this conversation I don’t like vaccines because I don’t like shots. I hate shots I hate going to the doctor I hate shots no I just I hate it. I hate getting shots I hate shots I hate vaccines.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ why do you hate getting shots Bobby?” asks Lem.

“ it has nothing to do with getting doses of heroin from you. You used to call them me getting my shot that’s recorded history but that’s nothing to do with why I hate vaccines love that’s that’s absurd.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ no it’s not absurd. I was trying to kill you and I think you think there’s some thing hidden in vaccines that could kill people specifically kids because you subconsciously knew I was trying to kill you or you figured that out as you’ve gotten older.” says Lem.

“ you were never trying to kill me you were never trying to kill me lame you were gay and you fucking shut up.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ I thought you were a little misanthrope, sociopath! I thought you were a menace to society Bobby and I was right people have ended up dead because of you and I reason that it was better to try to kill you in some humane way as a teenager they let you become an adult and make the world worse for people I can’t stand you and I can’t stand your family for a reason.” says Lem.

“ so you were trying to kill him because you reasons that he was going to end up doing harm because you thought he was like a rabbit dog would be better off dead?” asks the GOP.

“ yes yes and I think that’s why subconsciously he thinks vaccines are killing kids because he’s right there is some thing in that but it’s not a billings doctor conspiracy to kill all children. He’s very narcissistic, but he has that Kennedy thing about him where he wants to think that he’s a hero and that he’s speaking on behalf of everyone, so he thinks that word that the doctors are killing the kids and making them autistic because he reasons if that’s what happened to him with me that I made him evil I was raffish, and those were the stories that they planted in the media at the time that I was somehow making him evil that’s not quite accurate. I was trying to kill him. I was tempting him into self-destructive behavior because I wanted him to end up dead.” says Lem.

“ you never really arranged for women to fuck Bobby if you did, why would you have done that?” asks Joe.

“ no, I never really necessarily did if I did, it was probably to try to kill him possibly to get them to die to. I had no illusions that the women that he be screwing would be good people. Or a reason that they be better off dead anyway and it wasn’t to try to sleep with him I mean I never slept with a young women who he was sleeping with, and I had no. Interest in him sleeping with them it didn’t do something for me know I was never enjoying him in that way either I was trying to destroy him. I wanted him to end up dead.” says Lem.

“ see you weren’t his fall staff then Lem?” asks Enron.

“ no excellent reference no I was Enron. I am Enron as a person in popular mythology. I am Enron. I’m totally fake in that way. Um am I know it’s possible that people started actual Enron because of people like me because they knew that we existed and that you people lie about it, I was straight I wasn’t a pervert, and I was trying to kill him because I thought he was a menace to society that might be really all you need to know.” says Lem Billings.

“ yeah no there were lots of articles about Enron that seemed extremely convincing. Lacey remembers reading one or seeing one because it really did seem that promising. A lot of people were very excited about that company and I don’t think they would’ve believed that it was fake probably more likely than they believe that you were straight because your mannerisms are so convincing but to be honest, I’m not sure that’s fair because I have a feeling if you were straight and I kind of wonder if you were that it’s just like faking spreadsheets you’re fake your mannerisms and it was convincing to people who aren’t like Lacey and possibly like me you convinced people you convinced you convinced Jack you convince the Kennedys that you were gay for the most part where they wanted you to be and they didn’t give a shit and that’s really not that different than a run. It’s the same potential psychology, so in a sense lame if you’re straight and I kind of think you were an hour because that really makes actually far more sense in thinking that you were gay at all, that you are the liberal and run away from which you know is fascinating and sad because I have a feeling that Bobby really does have an aversion to needles partially because of you and I don’t think people of ever thought of that because they don’t understand what was happening.

No, I think he’s projected his repressed fears that he was being killed by you on the pharmaceutical companies and children that he thinks that he is a kin to because he thinks he’s a victim so children who need polio vaccines aren’t getting them because in his mind, they’re being given polio vaccines by Dr. Billings And to be honest with you. Um, you were vicious you really were giving him a heroin shot in a parental way how how did you reconcile that that is heartless Lem?” asks Enron.

“ because he wasn’t my son he was imposed on me, and I was sick of being imposed on by the Kennedys first of all second of all he really was a sociopathic little menace. He and third of all he had no respect for my humanity at all he had no respect for my humidity at all. He thought we were sexual partners he thought that I was in love with him. He really believes that Beth and its homes I probably thought that he was potentially going to try to rape me, and then I’d have to kill him anyway um or kill his whole family I mean know it I am it made sense to me at the time I’ll put it that way Morley it made sense because I reason that it was like Vietnam OK it’s like people fighting 14-year-olds in Vietnam eat there they’re acting like an adult They’re trying to kill you and you’re trying to survive so you have to kill them I I didn’t I didn’t. I didn’t think it was worth it anymore I was lying for the better for the greater good here no respect for my humanity no respect for my authority. You know he was trying to get me into drugs. He was trying to get kids into drugs. He was a menace, an absolute violent, sociopathic menace, and I thought if I have to pretend to be his parents to kill him, I guess I’ll just have to do that. I didn’t take it seriously I didn’t. I was trying to kill him doesn’t that I didn’t care about him in some sociopathic way on my own. I did care, but that’s where I was suicidal I wanted to just be dead and it wasn’t because of Jack it was because my life is a total fucking piece of shit And I just I was going for the kill because I was cornered you. They cornered me and I was biting their head off and self-defense.” says Lem Billings.

“ OK so you really we’re just sort of over it so to speak?” asks Enron.

“ yeah I was and I have talk to people from Enron who are dead I I understand their mentality and believe it or not they really might have justify their behavior based off of people like me who they might’ve heard about and their social circles people who died miserable deaths, who are very honorable but I’m not the only person I am so unfortunately Lacey stepped on a landmine but I think she might’ve anticipated it and I don’t think it killed her so if she didn’t step on the landmine I think maybe you guys are you guys dead wow what happened? She is she you guys got into a class war that was pre-existing that you were not aware of I don’t know if the insurance company didn’t look into it or something, the class war was before your time potentially weekend before your time out and I think you’re forgetting that the Rockefeller account of JFK might have been real that scene with Jack and me might’ve actually happened and if there’s no illuminati, Jack might have actually sacrificed Michael specifically to get me to have sex with him that sounds totally far-fetched but maybe it’s not him and it’s possible that Lacey‘s own father being sent to jail instead of Joe Kennedy, or a lot of other people who people maybe thought deserve to go to jail as part of it as well things are really starting to unravel, possibly after World War II in the United States and amongst many other troubled spots, there became a class war. I am on the side of the upper class, old money, and Republicans. My parents were Republicans and I was wealthy as up as a child. I went to children scholarship at my father was a prominent doctor before he died in, you know I would have probably if the Kennedys hadn’t found me going to Princeton anyway I didn’t go there because of them that was just expected of me because I came from an old buddy family so there was a class for OK so people like me are far more plentiful in history than you think there’s just not people writing about them because they’re not famous but if you are in the right social circles, you start hearing about these people that came before you at dinner parties my great uncle committed suicide in 1975 because he was working for a new pot or some cigarette company and you know the Fed lead by so-and-so started investigating and it wasn’t you know quite like that but you got the idea and he wasn’t responsible because they were covering up for such and such they were covering up for the DDT that was spilled in the ocean and then they went after my great uncle, and he committed suicide 1970 50 and people don’t know stuff like that. They don’t know that, just because my uncle my uncle, my actually my uncles I just because my uncle went to Harvard and his father went to Yale and we were executives at Honeywell does it mean we’re evil? It means that we were trying to keep the thing going, and then the government turned on us because you know oh, we weren’t putting out enough for some thing or they just randomly decided to for public affair reasons, yeah it’s stuff like that that you hear about my uncle committed suicide, lead billing, so-and-so, committed suicide and the Kennedys make it look like he just did it because he was in love with Jack and it was an accident anyway, it was just a miracle that he died right before Jack’s birthday no, it wasn’t a miracle. It wasn’t a coincidence I might’ve been killed, but that’s the thing the working class, the Kennedys, the liberal establishment have been lying about what’s happening and people who are old money have been sick of it for a very long time but then it’s like what are they do not much because a lot of those people are loved a lot of those people are happy a lot of those people don’t have a reason to be quite that angry in their mind and they’re old money so they just let it go they have a natural supremacy people acknowledge it even though they don’t talk about it openly that much or if they do not mix company looks like who lives on Summit Avenue while they’ve had that house in their family since the 1920s are in so they just kind of people let it go it’s like well that’s you know old money but the problem is millennials like Chris Hayes. Have no respect for that so they come up with bullshit history and share it like their experts.

There was an exodus of rich people from Summit Avenue, but there have been some families out of actually possibly kept the house and their family or dead until the last 10 years and people don’t talk about them because that’s very intimidating to a bourgeois bitch who thinks that she’s an expert on St Paul history. So it’s like no there are families that have an old Maria living on Saint Paul Summit Avenue since the house was first built there wasn’t a complete accidents of people from that area. Things aren’t quite that simple and that’s the land mine that you all stepped on with Lacey.

So we tolerated your ignorance and your pretentiousness intellectually because that’s all that it is. Lacey could explain history to you better than a lot of self acclaimed, local historians and St Paul but she doesn’t because she doesn’t want to be a charlatan and those people don’t know as much as she does, but they know they have some credential and they’re pushy, and they want to take her authority and the narrative from her And that’s partially what happened in this whole damn thing you’re taking our human rights to speak not our truth but the truth away from us because you’re paranoid at this point because you can’t reconcile it in your own pseudo-intellectual brains.

I so you think I’ve got to be an expert and then you end up coming up with bullshit and having some fact, but you don’t want to have a real discussion because if you have one, you have to admit that you don’t know everything and that some people like Lacey might know more than you, and that requires humility on your parts and you all think humility is a weakness And you might even think that because old money has been too damn humble, which is interesting because that’s possibly were Enron made sense to Lacey and seem smart. The idea was that people who are old buddy we’re benefiting from and rod Bernie Madoff might’ve even been the same way the idea was that to some degree was that people who are smart And old money we’re gonna be fine because they would know better. It’s people who were gullible and old money or people who were bourgeois and greedy who would be troubled if anything happened it the people who were like Lacey and her family who understand the actual meanderings of the stock market we’re probably never likely to over invest or would automatically be a suspicious anyway does that make sense so it was a way of mocking all of you and Ron and pretty Madoff were way of mocking bird white assholes like Jack Kennedy.” says Lem. “ and see so when you read the Nesheims and I have been reading them and Lacey as Elsie, you really stepped on it I don’t know that they hate Elsie, but they’re not the same people and why did you like the narrative of her being Elsie, because then she’s less threatening she fits in with your narrative and you don’t have to be humble you don’t have to think about what you’re saying, and wonder if it could be offensive to somebody even who kept their house on Summit Ave., Summit Avenue is still an extremely wealthy area and a lot of these people who can’t have these theories either can’t or never would buy a house on Summit Chris Hayes could buy a house on Summit Ave., Garrison Keillor code the Cris case of Chris Hayes can’t Al Franken I could have but cat now but could have but Chris Hayes cannot if Chris Hayes bought a house on Summit Avenue everyone would be in incredibly instantly suspicious of him and his wife people would leave Summit Avenue they leave Saint Paul, possibly even leave the state just to get away from them because they’re outside or they’re not one of us there very much outsiders Garrison Keillor had a hard time fitting in potentially himself Al Franken would have as well, but they could mad at us people lie a lot more than you think about certain things to not hurt peoples feelings.”

“ how do I Kyler lying to Lacey right now? She could never fit in there either.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior. “ she’s not a Kennedy!”

“ yeah, the Kennedys are old money that’s true!” says ignorant Americans worldwide

“ no the caddies are not old money yet unfortunately not really, Minnesota will never except them as that it would at first but they couldn’t buy a home on Summit Avenue either people think that they were outsiders as well. Lacey is supposed to own a house on Summit Avenue people who live in that area are pissed off at her for being a failure their anger at her isn’t that she is not blogging there. It’s the opposite. It’s at their furious at her for not owning a house in that area or even on that street, they’re livid.” says Lem.

“No they’re not!! No they’re not!!” says Bobby, losing his shit.

“ who needs them anyway Simon Avenue was just got a Victorian architecture and it’s a Minnesota who needs your fucking shit anyway!” says a new money They.

“ if they went except me living on their street, and I don’t think I have to except them being part of upper class old society.” says Kim Kardashian on behalf of the Hilton’s.

“ no you people are still new money to them. Conrad Hilton was new money in the 50s and that’s no good believe it or not. They’re that stuffy really and no Kim I’m sorry you would not be excepted there either. There are some people who really don’t like him how things have progressed it. It look look look at it. Look at it this way, if we were living in a more happy, healthy country, they would see the Hiltons and the Kennedys and the Kardashians as optimism and hope because of how bad things are they see you people is the problem and the downfall of society I know you would not be accepted.” says Lem.

“ that’s hard for us to hear but we believe you.” say the Hiltons.

“ yeah it is hard for you to hear but that’s that’s the reality. Lacey‘s family started the whole country and so did lumps you. People are not like that get a grip, Kathy.” says Louis Hill Junior.

“ I don’t hate you people but your arrogance and conceit is obnoxious!” says Lacey Banks.

“ no Kathy Hilton insulted New York on my show once in the late 90s and unfortunately Lacey saw it and never forgot it. She said there is no society in New York like she was an expert on a social class in the United States and she’s not. That was a pretentious, bullshit thing to say, and it was actually for some reason incredibly offensive to Lacey and I don’t blame her. I don’t think the Hiltons are that big of a deal Kathy I’m sorry.” says Oprah.

“ I know California is new money. I think she actually likes Paris as a person and her personality she would. She likes me too a lot. I would go so far as to say she even loves me as a person but we’re not that that’s just not how it wet and it’s no skin off my nose I’m not worried about it, where the hell are you?” says Conrad Hilton to Kathy Hilton.

“ because it just seems un-American.” says Kathy Hilton.

“ knowing Lacey and I both understand that concern we’re not ignoring that Kathy it’s just we can’t control that we can’t lie about it. No it’s a huge problem.” says Conrad Hilton.

“You two really get along that well?” asks Ivanna.

“ yeah, very well when I love she respects me more for not coming on her than you think no we get along very well. If I’m not lying, we could be friends is that something Potočnik friendship between a man and woman I was Catholic and she’s sort of like that to someone or Pisco Palean, but no we’re better off not being liars and if you were having some problem with New York pretentious society Kathy that’s not who Lacey is that stuff Louis was either and I have to think there was still some some of them left there I mean did David own a house in New York David Rockefeller?” says Conrad Hilton.

“ yeah and sodas Anne I mean I was there too.” says Anderson Cooper.

“ and I have to think there might’ve been some loaves or Guggenheims or something in the area.” says Lacey Banks.

“ I might have been trying to stop people likely Roswell or I might’ve been talking about the Nesheims manifesting in New York City. What the hell is it with you people being so snobby?” asks Kathy Hilton.

“ you’re on the right path they were becoming like us.” says Toddy Nesheim.

“ have you heard of the University of observation, Kathy? The whole home they were they were tooting, Kathy, how much everything is just bullshit. Be careful before you get all high and mighty. You might just be a cow. You’re not a natural born Hilton sweetie you married and I lost if you have some impressive Pedegree that we’re not aware of And you might have I don’t know why you don’t get it?” says HB Nesheim.

“ I am more impressive than you!” says Kathy Hilton.

“ has anyone noticed that people really hate Lacey that much for totally psychotic reasons the illuminati decided to do some thing with me or I decided to start talking to Lacey because I’m pissed off they don’t need to remake me and girls they don’t need to remake some dumb movie about me and the swans they have no fucking clue what they’re talking about anymore and they’re massacring history.” says Truman Capote.

“ yeah, you guys rental actually seem to understand what’s happening you’re fake we’re not but you’re too narcissistic to understand that and so you’re destroying society because you’re capable of realizing that just because you control the price in the media doesn’t mean your God or that you have truth on your side. And you guys are too peasant to realize that.“ says the American Medical Association.

“ yeah I don’t think the American medical association’s particularly pleased the pharmaceutical companies are dealing with it, but I have a feeling they’re not pleased either. And you should get your people are too stupid to realize you depend on doctors and pharmaceutical companies to survive because you think you’re super human. You don’t get it just because you control the illuminati and the news doesn’t mean you’ve turned into gods, despite what your demons that possess you tell you.” says Lem.

“ my family had a title in Great Britain in 1800s. We came to America in the 1500s and start a new Amsterdam. We were the richest family in all of new Amsterdam. We started Boston and we were the richest family in Boston to the 1700s. And added speak Hilton industries was more lucrative. The Nesheim oil over the hill house are the hilt no the hill family, so we were zillionaires. And if those things aren’t true, and they’re just one upping Lacey and what they actually are then I am full of shit because Bobby that’s what it would require for me to be better than that. He is such an asshole. He insisted that I be better than a Rockefellers, Hills, Family, and Nesheims, and the CVS and the banks I can’t be. I am not better than that Bobby there at the very tip top of the social totem pole which is why you’re stupid ass family was obsessed with Evan store. I know you’re thinking that love was gay and then he wasn’t giving your shots and then if I question you on that you’re gonna fall apart and Tiersen are pretending like you’re a week imbecilic gay man who needs my help. I am not better than those people, body body there’s nothing better than that. They’re oppression aristocrats to probably Bobby. I have nothing like that in my family very few people live do. I would have to be a British aristocrat like the Churchill’s or the spencers in my grandmother‘s family and then I would also have to be Dutch old money beyond and I would have to have a title that still matter somewhere I don’t have any of that shit I have to be Romanoff or something I’m not those people Bobby, even if I have a little bit of prestige in my background and I very well might not at all. I’m not like that Poppy you’re living in a delusional backward reality that isn’t reality and it’s really pathetic.” says Kathy Hilton to Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ we don’t have anything better?” says Caroline Kennedy in tears.

“ no, I should’ve just killed you kids.” says Lem. “ but I don’t want to. I don’t wanna be you know, charged with manslaughter or something.”

“ can we have a discussion about how you thought that I was her?” says Elsie Hill.

“ You are fake nice to us!” says Caroline to Lem.

“ he does look fake there you guys he looks straight I don’t see any homosexuality there that’s real at all. Actually, there’s none there at all. I know plenty of Jewish men who smile like that as a very fake smile him I don’t know where his problem is. He looks straight depressed and possibly homicidal. Yeah homicidal Lacey can’t see that but I see it in his mannerisms, and that’s some thing she doesn’t know anything about him, he does not look like your friend Caroline.” says Harold Loeb.

“ I felt sorry for you kids. I felt very sorry for you and I was genuinely trying to put you out of your misery. I really saw you Caroline and your entire group of Kennedys as rabbit dogs. Fuck you’re so arrogant Lacey‘s not an idiot and her parents really convinced her that they loved her. I don’t know that they give a fuck about her almost at all, I did care about you. I do care about you kids the way that I care about humans in general but I saw you people as backward rabid dogs. I’m sorry this was not some thing that I was thinking you were here until you were dead, but no, I didn’t have a lot of respect for your family, I am and I thought there was something horribly wrong with all of you. I know I played along I made jokes I made you laugh and I might’ve even fed you at times but I believed that you were insane potentially and evil and it’s it’s probably hard to hear that but I am, that’s just the reality of it. Your family started the holocaust Carolyn have you ever dealt with that and your grand innocence the fact that you’re your father and his family started World War II and the holocaust that’s reality I was straight and your father raped me Carolyn try to catch up intellectually and if you can’t, that’s part of the reason why I wanted to kill you, you are your father’s daughter, and I hated your father he raped me he ruined my life your father ruined my life, Caroline.” says Lem.

“ we’re not talking to them anymore. This is just peasant hatred from Lacey.“ says Bobby Kennedy Junior, livid.

“ I just don’t get it. How do you spell get it? Lem I’m offended.” says Caroline. “ why are you saying these things?! it’s mean!”

“ is it damn me and Caroline are you just out of your mind trying to understand where in the world this fool is coming from?” says a southerner.

“ I am not going to answer that I don’t I am not. I am not Trailor trash from the south.” says Caroline Kennedy.

“ what if you actually are someone on your father side and your mother was a little too Loli to be able to redeem your genetically?” asks the CIA.

“ Caroline I don’t understand it either. He was such a nice man when he was alive it’s can’t be real Carol when there’s got to be his ghost y’all just Trippin I mean not his ghost he’s got to just be a demon from hell soon as you take those happy memories that you have of Mr. Billins and you warm your heart with them sweetie because this this is not the truth this is not the truth.” says a southerner.

“ no it’s not the truth that’s right!” says Caroline Kennedy.

“ what is the truth and Caroline?” says the CIA.

“ the truth is that Linn was gay, but he was in love with me extra special because I was the prettiest woman to ever live and to my dad. It was in love with me too and my mama was in love with my my brother and grandpa was in love with me sort of, but he was sort of old and Molly was in love with me too but I got nothing interested in Bobby because he’s just sort of a rascal. Mother kept me away from Bobby because she was done well raised and I are use expensive products of skin care and I wear all the nice clothes, and we got money from Greek wealth from Aristotle Onassis, so we don’t run around and do drugs and drink and party on ships because mama dumb spread her legs for Oreo Nasas yeah and then and then see Bob and I still love secretly but no one to know it. No one to know that we still love because that I am sort of rapscallion hard to get top and it just drives him crazy because he could never quite get me but I just say I am your cousin Bobby I am your cousin and then he don’t say to me, Carol and it don’t matter and I say the Barbie, I still care of the side of things with me I’ve got a name to uphold.

I’ve gotta keep up the family credentials and then he don’t say to me Caroline who is this who damn cares you’re just playing hard to get out and it’s driving me up the wall bitch. And I don’t say to him, Bobby, that’s just the way it goes as St Paul from our sound flows through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives Bobby I am never going to surrender to the worst between us and then he don’t he don’t lose his shit and threaten that he gonna go off the wagon and start shooting up again.

Answer them that’s where we have we have to same path we got the Kennedy Center and we got to see aristocratic when we in public so so oh I got to say to him no we got a name to uphold. We got a look good and so we can’t do this shit.” says Caroline Kennedy in truth serum and being given a southern accent by dead Asmats.

“ Carolyn, what have you ever confirmed your love for each other?” asks the CIA.

“ I know we’ve never consummated our love. I kissed him once in the 70s when we were both hot and pot, and then I just walked away with a smile on my face and he has been heartbroken ever cents.” says Caroline Kennedy.

“ how much money do you all have left?” asks the CIA.

“ wealthy, live in a half salute lifestyle of drug sex, rock ‘n’ roll and designer, clothing, mothers daughter, she she showed up on Instagram as a rich kid and Preston likes to look at our family and see where we go in school we don’t going to Harvard we don’t go into Harvard lately at Anne so doing all that stuff to sort of keep up the family name we’ve we’ve had to spend a lot of money over the years and we are gods much left. I’ve got probably about 1 million left in my name that’s right 1 million and Ethel’s got about 20 million and a part of it in the house but the house needs probably about $50 million in repairs and stuff. bobby’s broke. He’s got a lien on his house or he has many times. That’s why that’s why they’re checking into our finances because we don’t got nothing but not much left my brother left something to me. Um, but maybe not that much I don’t know I got 1 million to know I’d say net we’re probably worth about 50 million in the whole damn Kennedy family, we’re worth less than a Nesheims and we ain’t got nothing left. That’s all we have see we don’t have no oil or coal or a business opportunity. We’ve just got the money left from what we had before and the name.” says Caroline Kennedy.

“ you guys are worth 50 million nets in the whole damn family all 200 of 300 of you?” asks a reader.

“ yeah yeah maybe maybe 100000,000 at most.” says Caroline.

“ how are you? People still building so much power in the illuminati if you’re basically almost bankrupt?” asks a reader.

“ because we have a lot of information about where the bodies are buried in the DNC at and then we also have the family name so we know a lot of our information and we have a family name that’s still recognized as a big deal because a lot of people haven’t realize that report yet it when Ethel dies if we can’t keep up the house people will probably start to wonder, but we’re basically just letting her die either. If we can’t keep up the house it’s going to become a problem with the next 50 years.” says Caroline.

“What are they going to think of you people?” asks a reader.

“ that that we don’t I don’t I don’t know I don’t I don’t even know maybe there’s not been too many families in history that have had such a severe plummet within three or four generations.” says Caroline Kennedy.

“ no that’s been my sense you people aren’t as wealthy as I am.” says Ken Schiebel.

“ love why didn’t you just kill them they’re just they’re white trash and they might they may or may not understand. Why didn’t you just kill them?” asks a reader.

“ hey could never quite figure it out right I didn’t want to be held accountable for manslaughter, and I think a part of me delusionally kept hoping that they might you know be able to take a turn for the better. I am a very loving person and I I didn’t quite have it in me. I guess you could say, but then I also did have it in me and him, but couldn’t figure out how to do it and get away with it.” says Lem.

“ do you feel emasculated by that?” asks Enron.

“ no I refused to look at this way if Lacey was there, they would’ve just ended up dead and we would’ve gotten away with it but I I refuse to be emasculated because I know better him and I like getting laid by my wife and I really actually do but I know better I was sort of nature so to speak so I kind of slow myself down and I think why did I hesitate I’m not stupid thank God I had some reasoning to it um and I am ultimately the authority between Lacey and I and as much as her method is seemingly far superior, I’m still the one in charge between the two of us I am the man and it’s possible that I could explain it to you and why I hesitated and why I failed to actually kill them but it would require a long conversation and it’s very hard to have that while I’m being silenced but to summarize it basically I just didn’t want to be held accountable for manslaughter. I didn’t trust government to not assume that I was guilty, and I didn’t want my family to think that I was a murder and have to live with a shame of that.” says Lem.

“ we would’ve never done that to you. If you just killed us, you would’ve been so much happier.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ I am in the mood to make a really good dinner tonight open. I think I think we should hear from Elsie.” says Lacey Banks Billings.

“ love you like getting laid what the hell are you talking about?” asks a red pill conservative.

“ no I’m saying that more scientifically I like objectively getting late OK that’s the first premise it’s like geometry. And I really actually enjoy it very profoundly very much as a man.

And then, based on that, I can surmise about my own psychology that there’s something Lacey doesn’t understand.” says Lem.

Iran nods in agreement.

“ no he knows that he still has his balls and Lacey hasn’t cut them off. No one else has in his home and so he realizes that his authority is intact and therefore he must still be responsible.” says Iran.

“ that’s rather crass, but that’s sort of where I was going and I am being crass because I’m losing patience. I’m sorry yeah my wife has not emasculated me him and I love her and I’m capable and so that I know to that there’s gotta be something that I was thinking that she hasn’t quite figured out, and so then I take responsibility and I said no Lacey you don’t know something just hold on for a second.” says Lem Billings.

“ you know I think the thing that pisses me off phlegm is that Lacey is so submissive to you and I get the sense that you enjoy that and being an Aries which is what you are your life makes no sense from this is just a sad truth I’m sorry from an astrological perspective Aries and Gemini are supposedly close him but the Aries is also supposed to be more dominant and I don’t see how you were dominant in your relationship with Jack. I don’t see it just because you were the one giving head doesn’t mean that you were dominant because you weren’t seemingly getting almost anything response and even though he was closeted, he was still married to a woman and fucking her and even if you were having threesomes, he was conceiving the kids with her and the public didn’t even know that and there’s no way to make your life anything other than a shit show on an astrological level and a lot of people have lied about that in the illuminati to harass Lacey and then they were worried that they were off but they’ve lied about that to themselves, which is pathetic on an intellectual level up as an Aries know there’s no way in hell that you enjoyed being bullied and pushed around by Jack and the snide jokes that you would make were not loving they were you probably pissed off as hell and we’re pressing it the snow jokes that you’d make about Jack.

I don’t think I am. I don’t think that they want to hear that though, but know your whole life makes no sense from an astrological perspective. It makes absolutely no sense what does make sense is that you like being in control and you like being in church, which isn’t just about you putting out so to speak it’s about you being actually in charge, if you were a normal healthy, real gay relationship with Jack, I don’t think he would’ve probably ever become president because he would’ve been living a gay life with you somewhere if you were actually gay and I don’t think he would’ve just had a room in the White House him you would’ve probably had a house in Georgetown of your own Because his wife would’ve been a total beard and she would’ve been in on it. I don’t think there’s any way the game and I’ve ever been honest about that psychologically. You guys have a fantasy that’s totally obnoxious. OK there’s no fucking way that it will be anyone would tolerate that sort of abuse, just because they were closeted. That’s such fucking bullshit and not just tolerate it smile at the wedding in a sincere way you guys are morons and how you vandalize that I’m sorry if I have to say it I’m in barest for men you guys are fucking morons and how you analyze the emotional psychology of that situation, it’s embarrassing to men.

No, he would’ve had an actual beard white if not, Jackie Kennedy and I would’ve probably had his own house in Georgetown, not a room in the White House, where he was subservient like some slave. And they didn’t need Jackie to be quite so grand they could’ve easily found some woman who is lesbian, who is really beautiful I would go along with it him marrying Jackie, and then sleeping with all those women makes absolutely no fucking sense if love was anything other than straight and a dip shit on a certain level Which brings me back to what I’m saying astrology is not something you’re supposed to get into but then lame if you actually are good hearted, but dominant you’re a good hearted nature got taken advantage of and if you kill Jack clearly you got pushed too far but if you didn’t oh wow even if you didn’t kill Jack and you were trying to kill his nieces and nephews you got pushed too far buddy and no I’m sorry I’m not into astrology like it’s a safe thing But let’s just analyze it are we gonna just say astrology is meaningless doesn’t matter because I was an Aries and you can take the Aries and Gemini are best friends thing to a point, but then it gets weird because the Gemini was somehow turning into a Scorpio and a Sagittarius at the same time, and that’s impossible even if Jack had a Scorpio moon or a Sagittarius moon or something They would never be that dominant in that way. He is dominant a Scorpio is Jack was a Gemini OK and I actually doubt that he was a Scorpio. I would be surprised if it if he was a Sagittarius that’s not that is not a dominant force over an Aries And I doubt he was could Jack have been another Aries? Yeah but then they weren’t really in love. They were fighting each other or something I mean maybe but I think what you’re ignoring is the fact that lame for sure was an Aries that’s just a fact or astrology is meaningless.

No, you people have lemons like a libra you have life is a libra, which is creepy as hell but in your psychology, you have lab is a Libra, not an Aries as his dominant side you have him as a Libra, or may be a cancer as his dominant side he’s not a cancer he’s not a Libra he’s an Aries Grow up.

I and Lacey is either a Scorpio herself or she’s possibly a libra or a Virgo and her reaction to Lem’s as an Aries is if she’s a Scorpio to have a Normas sexual chemistry if she’s a Libra, she just lets him take charge and frankly as a Virgo and she’s trying to analyze him and figure him out, but I think she really still wants him to be dominant at the end of the day OK, and there could be some Sagittarius in her to which case how the fuck does a Gemini even fucking matter when it comes to love or anything else the bond between the Gemini and Aries is not so astounding as to decimate the bond between a Scorpio and an Aries when it comes to sex or a Sagittarius or a libra when it comes to friendship, I don’t think that the friendship on between a Gemini is in an Aries is really that profound.

All right, that’s just astrology. If you wanna say, the whole thing is bullshit fine but from an objective perspective in the illuminati, you guys are such charlatans because she is a Scorpio or she’s a libra or she’s a Sagittarius Scorpio, and which case love is obviously an instant bond for her sexually and romantically Him and frankly that that is just weird ignore that no it’s just as repulsive to me.

No I N, and the libra Virgo thing is fascinating, but she is submissive to him and we don’t really know when she was born she might actually be a Libra Scorpio, where she would has the Scorpio moon or something I mean I don’t know where is the scenario she’s a Gemini somewhere in her house? In which case I don’t know what the fuck jack. Jack has on her. She’s a Scorpio libra with a Gemini somewhere I mean come the fuck on you guys are such dip shits or astrology doesn’t mean anything at all?

No lamb would’ve had a lamb lamb would’ve had his own house in Georgetown and Jack would’ve probably had a wife who was totally copacetic and you can say well, but couldn’t lamb have independence and Jack was a narcissist. Yeah but then that would’ve showing up and this is where you people are scaring me because narcissist, in the illuminati that I’ve been analyzing us or people who are men and don’t understand or something you can’t torment someone for 40 years And have it be totally seamless you have learned profoundly in love with a malignant narcissist, who rapes people.

Yeah, you have Linn Billings, who was sweet and gentle and loving, and wrote profound observations about art in his youth, in love with a predatory, malignant, narcissist rapist. That’s not possible psychologically. And there’s no way that that’s possible. I don’t care what some asshole counselor told you which I doubt you even thought of because I don’t think your people are that deep you’ve constructed an idiotic fairytale that’s incredibly toxic to society.

There’s no way someone could put up with that much abuse, and keep smiling. Sincerely, which is what love is supposedly dead and then be incredibly devastated when the malignant predatory narcissist dies that’s impossible.

No, so I’m telling you from my expert opinion, if that I had an actual gay relationship at all, which is a thing, there is a lot of evidence to suggest that something happened. You’ve ignored that as well because you can’t make sense of the whole damn thing and still make love gay Somethings sexual happen between the two of them that’s pretty fucking obvious and it’s not. There’s nothing that suggests love was gay it’s more that Jack keeps talking about his tensions know the evidence suggests that lamb was not gay necessarily in reality, but that he was thinking he was gay, and that Jack was having his ““ tensions, relieved, and there’s real evidence to suggest that I mean, it’s very unlikely that nothing ever happened by very unlikely I mean astounding the unlikely as an I can’t good conscience say that it’s almost even possible not to say that nothing happened something clearly happened between the two of them, but it only makes sense if you are able to comprehend the concept that love might’ve been straight and extraordinarily confused and a victim of Jack and his narcissism that unraveled the entire thing or it fits it it it helps demonstrate that people need to stop thinking that they know things that they don’t know in an arrogant way. I am no Len probably were straight if he wasn’t so let’s talk about what what would’ve happened if he wasn’t.

If I was actually gay my gut senses that they would’ve parted ways the 1950s or they would’ve seen a lot less of each other because life would’ve said I’m not happy or if they actually started sleeping together in a real way and not just have you know love, putting out in some stupid ass, fuck way that Jack could fool himself into thinking, was making love, and his sexual naivety backwardness as a person Then they probably would’ve they probably would have him. They probably would’ve had to twist Jack’s arm to become president and I don’t know what would’ve happened with Jackie. I feel like Jackie Jack would’ve had to allow Jackie probably to have a lover Jackie probably would’ve had a long-term stable lover, if he was with Lem’s, Jackie probably would’ve had a lover of her own and we would know about him by now. No Jackie would’ve had a lover of her own and we were most likely would know about him by now and it wouldn’t have been Jack’s brother it I mean maybe but I doubt it, it would have been someone outside of the family most likely and there would be tons of historical evidence to suggest that we would’ve seen those two together in public repeatedly. They would’ve been trying to make themselves no one so no she would’ve had a long-term lover and they would’ve showed up in public together frequently, but it would’ve just been gossip OK And love might’ve had a room in the White House but I kind of doubt it I have a feeling Jack would’ve been paranoid and probably yeah Jack probably would’ve been paranoid and they probably would’ve had a house for lunch somewhere in Georgetown or or I mean, the wedding doesn’t make any sense, because why was live so happy at the wedding that just put the Kabash on the entire thing really to be honest But if I’m still humor and you people and try to explain to you how you were nuts to think that love was anything other than straight and bamboozled him and that’s the thing they would’ve had a wife who was a beard a lesbian someone who was in a relationship with someone that was of ill refute, and they would’ve that would’ve been loves that would’ve been Jack’s wife even with Jack is a narcissist he would’ve been so stupid and dysfunctional Considering that no it’s just it’s not possible he would he would have most likely given it a little even if he was a narcissist him and no they were. They would’ve been a beard wife and then the love would’ve had a house in Georgetown. Jackie was not a beard, they might’ve had one or two children at most and she probably would’ve actually been very fertile not losing her pregnancies and people would’ve wondered if she was a lesbian and again you would’ve seen her disappearing. Jackie did disappear, but we have some we would’ve seen this woman disappearing, and there would be a pattern to it of lovers sort of like Eleanor Roosevelt.

A and that’s not conjured nonsense that’s just observations of human behavior. What if Jack put his foot down and then sister, I Merrick, Jackie love would’ve been smiling at the wedding tell you that much not any real way. It would’ve been obvious that he was sad and it’s not not in that way. No I’m sorry and if you try to destroy those pictures, Bob or any other dip shit in the illuminati wants to destroy history right now because were right and you can’t stand the fact that lemon Street that’s gonna be obvious if those pictures start disappearing off the Internet is going to be obvious that you people are completely full of it and the scum of the Earth.

And if you’re a man start doing that, I guess you guys are just scum too you’re just misogynistic dirtbags, which is what lesbians used to think of you anyway.

What would’ve happened though if Jack had been totally dysfunctional and insisted that lame be with him if his loan was actually gay and Jack wasn’t just a dip shit cause that’s what happened Jack is Jack and his family sweetie there they’re very first Hoa. Add past they were chewing with her mouth open and driving Jackie crazy when she first met them There they’re not rich people in that way OK they had an astronomical rise to power through their ass during the 1920s practically not through time fucking JoJo they most likely were bootleggers and there’s not evidence to suggest that but Joe had a family that owned one saloon, and then he became a billionaire very quickly.

I know Jackie was very backwards. Actually, he likes men but I don’t think he understood himself and homosexuality really was and I don’t think One did any better than having subways and he did but maybe not really and so it was a blind leading the blind that relationship.

No, I’m sure loves embarrassed by that but it was the times he didn’t he didn’t know and Jack didn’t either so Portland thought he was gay and wasn’t and poor Jack thought that he was straight and wasn’t a lot of you like to take Lem’s’s mannerisms way too far he does act gay, but that doesn’t mean that he actually was gay there’s a disconnect there there was a disconnect in his personality that people probably noted. There’s a disconnect between his mannerisms and his vibe, versus his actual truth not his truth, sweetie, the actual truth of who he was.” says Doris Kearns Goodwin.

“ so when gay people act is extremely gay straight people secretly think we’re full of it don’t they?” asks a gay man.

“ yeah you are you totally are and I know that I hate people who act like you. I am bisexual, but Lacey could tell that I was somewhat gay and she didn’t like it. It was offputting to her, even though I was attracted to her in my voice, and it wasn’t because I was sounding gay, it was just my overall vibe it would have an offering if I had been less narcissistic and more kind but I was hiding things from her and it was very narcissistic but no you can be real. A lot of gay mannerisms are exaggeration. They’re not you know native and to be honest, love does seem fake to me. I can see it here. He’s very exact Ritory and that’s a dead giveaway, some people could be that flamboyant, but it would seem more authentic. He doesn’t seem authentic.” says Jan (German name).

“ I OK fine you’re right very few men are actually that gay sounding if any and those that are that gay sounding by nature are more authentic you’re right.” says an American gay man.

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“ oh, I just don’t think I was gay. I think Brad Faye was trying to say that and you guys botched what red fay said. I think red Faye was trying to say that I think Brad Faye was trying to say that lamb was bisexual or something like that and then people just assumed that he was saying he was gay. I don’t quite understand why you guys don’t get it read Fais was trying to say he was bisexual love himself, and saying he was actually just straight, I think red Faye might’ve been saying that Linn was bisexual because he was giving Jack too much credit because he was actually in love with Jack, which is hilarious to me that man wrote the pleasure of his Company. How the hell did the gay community miss that America?” asks Lem.

“ well, we had a talk with red Fae before he died. And we said, did you actually have a real gay relationship with my dad and red face said yeah I Caroline we were in love and he said do you have to tell everyone about it though out of respect for my family and everyone else concerned I’d rather you just sort of kept that on the down low and didn’t tell anyone

And yeah, he talked to Bobby too and so we thought shoot we can’t tell people about red Fae and my father because that’s just too much information. No one needs to know that sort of thing that’s not really appropriate so we kind of just kept that one quiet and on the down low, because we didn’t want anyone to know that he was really having a real role dance with my dad.” says Caroline Kennedy.

“ hey so you talk to read and he told you that out of respect for his family which makes sense that he didn’t want you talking about what happened publicly between him and Jack?” asks the CIA.

“ yes yeah he was real nice about it you know and I just felt bad because it’s really no one’s business anyway.” says Caroline Kennedy.

“ so he wanted to be able to write books about it and then not have anyone talk to him about it or make his family feel bad that he’s had an affair?” says a man.

“ yeah and who doesn’t understand that I mean who wants that kind of talk about them after their dad I sure as hell wouldn’t so out of respect for him and my dad and the love that they shared, which just astounded us we just decided to sort of keep him quiet, and if he wanted to share on his old he could but we didn’t wanna make him feel bad about it no Waze.” says Caroline Kennedy.

“ do you know love might’ve just been fat and not gay any might’ve just been sloppy not gay.” says a gay man.

“ I was sloppy I I used to use clothes a lot before washing them and that I didn’t always notice that they weren’t fitting my gut so that my pants weren’t quite fitting appropriately either but I couldn’t do much about that because I was fat at times I was a very big man. Sometimes my pants were too short for me too. You know the funny truth is though, at least he still finds me attractive him and him I really was just straight. I really was just a sloppy bachelor with a bachelor pad that I didn’t clean and sweaters that what you’re too small and pants that were that fit me a funny beneath my gut.” says Lem.

“ but Lacey still finds you attractive even at that age?” asks a gay man.

“ Yeah because she’s a straight woman and a lot of that in the whole generation started to look like that and they were still you know I am happily married him who is still happily married it’s not a turn off to Lacey with her grandfather looks like that I mean, that was, she said innocent of a person riches was like that’s just grandpa who raised her But when I look like that, I’m not grandpa him but the crafts are very sophisticated and they understand they adopted a very unusual person and I am so she’s able to sort of not be dysfunctional but she’s able to sort of see it that way or it’s like no that it doesn’t make sense because he’s not my biological grandfather but I was born in 1983 him and I was to years younger than her grandpa Actually 33 years younger so I have a three year old grandpa at this point and we laugh about it a little bit that Ray is my three year old grandpa.” says Lem. “ I was not pedophilic. No, it’s just funny.“

“ yeah I can see where it’s like you have kind of a gay look at times but there’s something fake about it and then the more that I look at you I realize that it’s probably not real at all. How did you how did you do these micro dresser, so convincing those up if you weren’t gay?” asks a man.

“ I don’t think you’re being honest I was doing straight Michael dressers as well. I could’ve been bisexual, but I wasn’t gay. There’s no real possibility that I was gay.

From that perspective.

How was I doing them because I believed it myself. It was it was just confusion, so how did it become so convincing I made it didn’t convince Lacey. I guess I convinced all of you. It didn’t really convince read Fais entirely either I guess I convince bill bread without it and what a beautiful name Bill Bradley is red fasteners pretty of a name. I would trust Bill Bradley’s opinion over red faze, right? I am honestly I’m sorry to have to say this to you, but it really was just an act. It had no origin in reality some people could kick it seems like they have some thing about them that’s real but it’s not the origins or not in reality so let’s see try think of a good example, oh boy, this is going to be tough Zelenskyy Zelenskyy when you listen to him about two years ago sounded like he’d already won the war. Solinski sounded very victorious when they do interviews when they talk to him about things he always sounded like he was winning and that he was quite a short of that that might not be reality that I have no origins in reality almost at all he might’ve been confused, but if he’s dead, I doubt he thinks that anymore

And another example people who sings that they’re really happy when they’re not, Lacey thought that she had an excellent upbringing for a long time and she sounded very convincing to, but there was no origin reality for that with that that wasn’t reality. That was her being confused, and it sounded real, but it wasn’t real, she is well bred and I’m a very sensitive person and Zelenskyy was tough as nails but that just blended London itself to the confusion. It doesn’t alter reality so I was sensitive I understood art and I grew up in America and I probably would’ve realized I was just straight, but I was molested, and so were my brother actually might be just as keen an artist I am actually, and my father was as well, they didn’t go into art history at Princeton because they knew they were straight and they probably didn’t think that made sense. Um, could’ve straight man your history yeah but to be honest it’s rude it’s not easy I did actually also do other things other than art history but it’s not easy to major in those subjects unless if you’re homosexual even in the 1930s, even in the upper class it wasn’t it wasn’t something you necessarily just dead some people dead because there is still that scholarly attitude from the old rules of Europe but no it wouldn’t have been as common even in the 30s for a young straight man to be an art history major especially who is a jock But I feel comfortable doing that because I thought I was gay and I thought no this is fine. This is just who I am am I could be there history major I can be an art major. I am a little different anyway who cares him? I know if I know and I was straight it would probably concern me a little more because I would’ve thought I could do this, but I’m never going to seem normal to people and I don’t wanna be misunderstood. So I should probably hide that interest a little more maybe have a fascination with art but not like that and the Rockefellers could get away with it because the Rockefellers but we’re not we weren’t like that we weren’t that wealthy and so I still had a reputation to keep up you know, but I thought it was gay, so I just threw caution to the wind. Why did I dress somewhat gay I didn’t really dress gay I didn’t really dress gay at all. Um, anything I dressed very straight, but I think I buy matters and specially with my belly for some reason the way that I held my my hips and my Legs, that sometimes looked gay because I was trying to be gay so I put folds in my clothes that were gay you know it that’s how it looks gay see you have an overall style that’s straight do you have my energy that straight if that’s OK, that’s what you can call it but then you were folding my clothes that are gay and a pastor that’s slightly gay because I thought I was gay so I was holding my legs in my hips and my hands but I was talking in a gay way and then, of course if I drop those matters and switch always dead am I just looks ridiculous.

Here’s the thing that you people can’t stand Lacey is incredibly close if she would’ve seen the holes in my clothes, am I gay posture? I thought oh maybe he’s really gay which is what she did, and she would’ve instantly had no attachment to me at all or at least almost at all, and then she would’ve thought well maybe he’s just gay but because she’s so attracted to me she would’ve looked at me and thought why do I wonder about us out what the hell is going on and so she would’ve studied the gayness knowing what actual of a sexuality looks like, and she does, because her father was actually get some, but not entirely, at least most of the gay, who raised her so no we’re actually sexual. It looks like if she would’ve anyway if you were she been raised by her father and not that he was gay but sweetie they were in Hollywood OK she would’ve known plenty of gay man so I am no she really would’ve who were actually gay and so that she would’ve looked at me and thought oh is he actually gay And she would’ve studied me and thought where the fuck does Ella sexuality go every couple of seconds? Because it just disappears when I’m distracted doing something when I’m doing something when I’m distracted my homosexuality always disappears because it’s an act and she would’ve noticed that I know it just falls apart. It disappears because it’s an act And she still is trying to reconcile that which is part of the reason why you people can’t but no it’s because you’re so much more dependent on her than you realize and so she is that’s part of the reason why she throws her self at me, and she doesn’t really throw herself at me the way some people would, but no she actually puts herself out there, so to speak not really, she throws her self at me and it’s not sincere entirely, but it is sincere Personally out of deep curiosity to figure out what the Hells going on and she’s also just not attracted to me and then instantly love with me so she’s thinking I’m gonna find out what’s going on and I’m in love with this man and attracted to and I’m fascinated, and I have nothing to lose, which is very sad because she might’ve thought that even if she was Tom’s daughter so she thought I have nothing to lose. Maybe that’s not that sad but it is in a way though and so she walks in at night and throws her self at me essentially doesn’t literally throw her well, so but literally and we start making up every time, and I feel like the luckiest man in the world to have this extraordinarily beautiful, sexy woman coming in during the night. Beautifully mysteriously trying to seduce me in this extraordinarily posh aristocratical exotic British way which is not pegging by the way it’s nothing homosexual at all it’s just extraordinarily beautiful and so she comes in and said him and I you know I’m little shocked but not complaining I am no and then we make love him and because I’m a kind amount of conscience I said you know you’re probably gonna have to marry me and she’s as well. She was silent you know and cuddles up next to me and I think oh well all right have a wife and sure enough I do every time with analyzed it. No, I end up with a wife who is pregnant am I just was straight I was just supposed to straight and those are really just my batter isms that I was faking” says Lem.

“ I am so you with your mannerisms would have accidentally gotten her to throw herself at you which was clearly Joe Kennedy Junior‘s fantasy but if she’d been there by acting gay, she would have thrown herself at you and that’s not something that she ever usually does and that is amusing so you really weren’t gay at all and those are really just your mannerisms?” asks AOC.

“ oh yes, yeah yeah those are just fake mannerisms. I was not homosexual at all. Lacey doesn’t believe that entirely him but she thinks it’s possible.” says Lem.

“ are so you really just completely faked being gay and you believed you were yourself, but it wasn’t real at all?” asks a woman.

“ yeah and she knows that somewhat to be facts but she also doubts at the same time. I know where this is going I actually because I don’t think that way myself at times I’m not a ditz, but I don’t think I’ve realized that she was being rather ditzy him, she is very loving and very gentle and I am incredibly intelligent and I don’t think she realized that that was a little absurd but also like I said, she’s very intelligent and I think she really wants to make sure that I’m not gay or bisexual it’s not stupid. It’s funny it’s really not stupid at all. It might be a little ditzy, but I don’t think she’s afraid of being ditzy, I don’t know that she couldn’t stop herself from being at Seay and then keep that in mind when you’re relying on her she’s not stupid but I don’t think she’s realized that with him proving that I’m not gay quite a few times.” says Lem.

“ oh my god no she’s not that elite that’s not dizziness that’s stupidity right or she’s just like lying and she’s evil and gay right??!?” says a perfume hater who’s gay and male, freaking out.

“ What is my character Jack reincarnated too!?” asks Amanda.

“ I so love your straight and Lacey is a ditz. Anyways we’re straight and she’s just a ditz but she’s like a genius tits like an actual genius but she’s like a brilliant woman but she’s slightly dizzy so she doesn’t realize how brilliant she is. Oh wow no she has no idea how billion she is and she knows she’s incredibly beautiful but she doesn’t really know that because she’s brilliant and ditzy oh wow and so it’s like everything Hass to be totally checked out and it’s like that Lacey we already know and she says no we don’t entirely know it’s like that sweetie. We’re fine we can tell and she says but we don’t have everything secured entirely yet we need to figure it all out, shits I think if they’ve been sleeping together for three years and that’s really his ghost it’s probably impossible that he was gay up but that’s sweet that she wants to make sure it’s sweet she’s trying to take care of herself and she’s trying to really make sure I think that’s a viable but of course it’s ditzy, but then it’s like who’s gonna tell her nobody because we’re all obsessed with him being gay yeah how do you you’ve been sleeping with his man for three years does not seem weird?” says a gay man.

“ do you want her to give you an honest answer she’s actually brilliant for real that you’re going to get an answer that’s going to irritate you because it’s going to be ditzy and brilliant and sweet. Can you handle that or do you need to just let it go?” says Louis.

Enron laughs.

“ no lamb was raised Republican. I had a feeling people his family are Christians him. He was a jock if he was straight he was just a nerd and Lacey is a ditz who in her generation might’ve been considered a slut but I doubt it I have a feeling she would’ve just been seen as a popular girl, which is also something that we’ve not really discussed the fact that she slept with Elliot Roosevelt and just that’s not some thing we’ve ever discussed OK wow or slow so us might be dead sea some of us might be dumb. Oh my word oh wow I can see where a door is angry OK from historical perspective OK now I actually like love for her if he was straight, he’s irritating and that he thought he was gay and that’s hurtful maybe more sauce than her and then maybe we made her get hurt that she wasn’t really hurt at all to begin with, and now we’ve made her hurt wow I am if you weren’t hurt to begin with that’s awesome. I think part of it is that we wanted you to be stupid instead of ditzy because that’s far preferable but know that those of us I have some good intentions and aren’t Bobby probably just didn’t want you to be smart shit so then you think these people know something oh my gosh I should be hurt and you legitimately got hurt and start sleeping with other people-“ says a gay man.

“ I don’t want to even go there because I have a feeling someone’s been bullying them by confusing lazy have a feeling it might be Joe I have a feeling it could be a lot of people. I think they thought it was funny to confuse her and then tempt Louis to sleep with her that that is that is that’s real OK yeah but then if she wasn’t her to begin with and she thought he straight I guess that’s sad so no, you’re not stupid you’re right you’re actually amazing. No it’s it’s not actually all that amazing maybe but no, she’s probably brilliant, and she’s just unfortunately, or an endearing me a little ditzy him but she’s actually a genius we have to keep that in mind. Um wow that that no it’s funny though because I was such an old character or is it but no it is this genius, feminine woman who is sort of a ditz but actually she’s a genius for real it’s not free Tutts him I don’t think that’s what Jack was. I think that’s what we wanted to think he was but to be honest he didn’t really seem that ditzy or did he know I don’t think he did. I don’t think Jackie really did either or any of the Kennedys they might seem stupid but I don’t think they actually seemed all that ditzy that dizziness is loud but it’s not stupidity OK so Lacey you were saying you were sleeping with lap and if that’s his ghost and how sure whether that’s his ghost?” asks a gay man.

“ and I’m almost 100% positive?” says Lacey.

“ you’re almost out of percent positive that slums ghost OK I believe you I am so then you been sleeping with this ghost that you’re like 80 to 100% positive is lame. Oh almost every day it’s every couple of days at the very most for how many years?” says a gay man.

“ oh, let’s see about yeah somewhere between 3 to 4 years.” says Lacey.

“ so if she was alive, you probably would’ve gotten pregnant like twice.” says a gay man

Lacey smiles and nods happily.

“ OK how the fuck do you not know stuff if you’re if you’re if you’re this, I believe you are that much of a brilliant person. How do you just suddenly not know this shit!?!” says the gay man.

“ oh, I don’t know that’s actually fascinating question I really am not stupid. I believe it or not. I can keep track of things from that that most people can’t keep track of but I found the illuminati. I’m probably brilliant at war but I have a really hard time counting a till in the register, I was diagnosed with ADHD but I don’t know that I actually have ADHD I just I don’t know it’s like I just get distracted sometimes and I just it’s just weird it’s weird stuff that I can’t keep track of the stuff that most people struggle to keep track of all I can keep track of and I don’t struggle with simple things either like cooking a gourmet meal or cooking a meal but things like making mac & cheese him things that are really it’s supposedly super simple. I sometimes those tracker and I had a very hard time counting money at the end of the day when I worked at Caribou, I will always be off.” says Lacey.

“ I can see why they diagnosed with ADHD but I don’t think that’s what it is either and she’s not an idiot savant him. What is it? That’s so difficult about making mac & cheese?” says Jenna Fisher.

“ I was so hot up making mac & cheese him. I hate it I think that’s all it is I just hate it is that sad but I think that’s all that it is I just I hate it.” says Lacey.

“ did you hate counting the money at the end of the day?” says Rachel Maddow.

“yes in the very same way.” says Lacey Banks.

“ yeah you can’t use this to make it seem like she’s stupid or a liar Rachel I’m sorry she was not homosexual. She didn’t have some temporary amnesia because of her dizziness about homosexuality get a fucking grip.” says the GOP.

“she said did not, and we had to alter it the last comment because you people are so viciously stupid.” says Enron.

“ I hope you’re not that evil Rachel I really hope not. How did I hate it it’s what you should be asking me because it’s powdered cheese and the money is dirty and it has peoples finger germs on it and it’s sad that that’s all the store got that day.” says Lacey.

Lem chuckles

“ oh, are you serious?” asks Messiah College.

“ yes it’s powdered cheese. I know how bad powdered cheese is for a person. I had a drilled into by my mother who raised me and those noodles are overly processed. It’s it’s it’s despair inducing food and then that the the cranes are so filthy and it’s not enough money for the store to survive, I can tell that they’re struggling even if it’s just a little bit it’s still despair inducing and I just it just it overwhelms me. Sincerely, it was very overwhelming.” says Lacey Banks.

“ Lucy am speaking of which is depressing that love is dead. I wonder if that’s why you haven’t noticed that you’ve been in a relationship with him for almost 4 years?” asks a gay man.

“ possibly possibly that that’s but that’s where I’m sort of a ditz I’m not stupid but it’s possible that I am genuinely sort of a ditz st times. Isn’t that funny?” says Lacey.

“ gay men pretend to be like her to be cute, but very few men are actually like this. I have a feeling that Jack might’ve pretended. Actually, I doubt that he did fuck she really is that ditzy women really are that ditzy and see the gay men feel insecure, because we could never be that sexual and that way it’s possible that that’s why were idiots because what came out once a woman anyway and this is obviously so feminine, but I’m sure to her straight husband, and other men too. It’s very arousing to see her beat so ditzy and I have a feeling she’s so did see that me saying this isn’t gonna seem like that much of a compliment. It’s just a scientific observation to her crap from love. Why doesn’t her dizziness bother you?” asks a gay man.

“ well, that’s just stupid. I think it through.” says Lem.

“ OK um, you’re aroused by it?” he says.

“ yeah you just said it and then you forgot out of your hatred and animosity towards her not your dizziness. I didn’t know it’s arousing it’s it’s also very arm is very endearing because she needs me very badly and that’s arousing to It’s also love no I mean you could say why doesn’t my gut bother her or my 6 foot for a frame know if she’s ditzy at all doesn’t bother me I am because she’s good-natured and loving and she’s not stupid or irresponsible. I just sometimes I have to sort of him be a man but I find women arousing I find her arousing in particular arm, and that was why I was reading play boy him and so her dizziness is not annoying. If she was a narcissist it might be that I’m not sure would be dizziness completely or if it was it was still be annoying possibly but I don’t know dizziness might be more common or was more common potentially, and people who are pretty good-natured, oh yeah, you should ask her more about why she hates mac & cheese and counting money at the end of the day those were sincere answers and she’s not stupid. Her brain is just sort of spazzing out but she’s not stupid.” says Lem. “ yes, it’s in a very posh way. She’s tough you know she cleans she’s not afraid of milk cows she’s not afraid to fillet a fish or catch one or pick a worm up out of the ground and put it in. Put it in a hook to that kind of stuff does not scare her at all, but and she uses exact right recipe for every fish. She’s very exacting, but you try to get her to make mac & cheese and it’s terrorizing to her because it’s powdered cheese and she’s worried about everyone’s health and I mean to be honest if I were to really decide to tell you she’s also worried that’s open is going to try to store the cheeks, I don’t I don’t know where that got into her head but I think she’s worried that someone could come along and try to snort cheese and die when you consider the boomers that might not be the dumbest worry. Sincerely, she may be worried that some Boomer is going to come along and try to get high off content of powdered cheese because she’s instinctual and she’s maternal so she sees the powder she isn’t she thinks of soap is going to die and it’s so overwhelming to her brain that her brain sort of starts going into spasms possibly because she’s terrified that someone’s gonna die from cheese and it’s just it’s like it’s so horrifying that she doesn’t she. She was fine she makes it she makes it, but it’s not as good as when most people make mac & cheese it’s just not there’s not usually enough water or there’s too much water, but she cooks the noodles too long or she adds the powdered pouch in a very weird way and so it all clubs together or it’s just weird, but it never works out quite right because she’s just very suspicious of the entire thing.

I know it’s not an aversion to junk food it, but OK that’s not true. It might not. There might be some aversion, but not that much or if there is no I wonder if that’s true though oh no, she’s definitely a label reader when it comes to food, which is not a bad thing, sometimes she eats Doritos or Cheetos but she does so with an apology to Christ potentially because she worries that she’s genuinely polluting her body and that’s not a bad thing. Um, um well I know I mean she makes amazing briskets yeah I know Lacey will not have a hard time keeping kosher if she had a loving husband but no I don’t think she’s gonna be married to a Jew but no it’s interesting how that part of her brain gets the concept, but no it’s just so she just has a hard time with mac & cheese counting the till yeah I really is the dirtiness of the money, the germs of the filthiness of the coins and then she has aesthetic columns with their shape which does isn’t stupid our families start at the country and so some part of her genetically is offended by the way that our money looks believe it or not Him if you were to put her in great Britain and make her count the money she’d be less offended but she would be worried that that’s not appropriate for her to sit there and count money or that someone’s trying to shame her in someway and that is not stupid it’s just Sort of like her brain starts going into overdrive and she sort of freezes like a computer and it’s just she goes. It’s like she hurt her dizziness hit her genius. Yeah it’s sort of like a computer freezing Avenue and him know so that she’s even flustered it’s just it’s sort of, Mrs. assisting us OK it’s just ordinary dizziness combine with brilliance.” says Lem.

“ this is the last time we’re talking about lambs sexuality in this way because it’s starting to make me lose my temper. OK the next post will be briefly about Elsie and then we’re just going to enjoy the rest of our day. I will only write the next post when we want to.” says Enron.