Anger

Cold Little Heart by Michael Kiwanuka plays.

“Shit!” says a gay man reading Lacey’s blog. “They’ve been fooling us. JFK was just a scumbag narcissist. So his life’s narrative is false. The Democrats use Lem to get political power. So they’ve had a vested interest in hyping-up that story. But they also don’t want to ruin the popular mythology of him being an almost supernaturally virile heterosexual cis man.”

Lacey “heard” that. Was it real? In 2016 she may have accidentally found the real Illuminati.

“I mean…maybe?” says a reader shrugging.

“Are these caricatures of these people or are they literal?” asks another reader.

“You decide for yourself.” says Lem Billings.

Time is Running Out by Muse plays.

“Oh my god! That cool-kid song is about you sucking Jack’s cock!” says a demon infested Illuminati member.

“No it’s not.” says Lem.

“Yes! That’s why we controlled Pandora to play it!” says a pro-Kennedy 2024 CIA member. They smile.

“So?! You didn’t write or record the song.” says Lem.

“So what?!?“ they reply with shallow intellectual curiosity or regard.

“Yeah! It’s about you and Jack!” says another CIA officer in the pro-Kennedy camp.

“No. It’s not.” says Lem.

Bobby laughs maniacally. He’s an asshole who’s actually nothing more than a shallow twat…but he’s a great actor and a very talented liar…and he’s had a lifetime of top-notch experience. He’s a worthless leader. Sex obsessed. Vain. Immoral. Backward. Conniving. …Deeply shallow. He has no real worldview. He has a schtick. His main obsession is with the next narcissist high. And he’s gotten progressively more creative over the years finding them. …Running for US President is his latest attempt to get high on his own face and his impersonation of dead members of his historic family. He’s a fake.

If I’m illegitimate I might have been his friend in my early 20’s. Yes. …And no, not as a fuck-buddy. As his gal-pal. His bizarrely asexual female friend. Bizarrely asexual because I’m extremely beautiful and sexy and straight. …But somehow we’d have clicked and instantly decided we were friends. Totally platonic friends.

Why platonic?

Because he’s short. …And somehow for some unexplainable reason Lacey instantly feels almost maternal towards him in person. He’s just so…short.

Broken Belief by Bob Moses plays.

But…Bobby Kennedy Junior resents Lacey’s insistence on her lack of sexual attraction to him. He’s suspicious. He believes she’s lying.

“What if she’s hearing from your uncle Joe?” asks China.

Bobby stares.

“What if they were actually in love?” asks China.

“I doubt- My mother- Then I’ve made some huge errors in regard to the Billings.” says Bobby, finally.

The song plays.

Lacey grew-up with boys who had a crush on her. Sons of her father’s friends. And they’re more like siblings now. Once Lacey ices you out you never fight it in the end. You either walk away or you learn to love it. There’s no going back or there was no chance to begin with. …Maybe lots of people are like that though.

The song plays.

“What the hell is she going to do with the oil anyway?” asks BlackRock. “It’s not her oil yet. Or is it?”

“That’s legally dicey territory.” says Tucker Carlson.

“It’s a secret. But I’m not stupid.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“So Zelensky. You all tried to play me?” says Lacey Banks. “I don’t pay attention and you smartasses decided to use that? Wow. Clever. You thought it’d be hilarious to use him to try to poke holes in my discussion with the dead? Because I wondered if he was dead? …I WONDERED. …What’s the trick? You conjured up a very good spiritual likeness. It was convincing. …But I had doubts. Did you hear those doubts? …Not very comforting.”

“What held you back from thinking I was dead?” asks Zelensky.

“It felt fake. You seemed contrived.” says Lacey. “Other real dead aren’t…so…hollow.”

“Also…she’s not reading or channeling us. She’s not a witch.” says Lem.

Are“No. It’s about my survival. And it’s possible it’s just the Holy Spirit helping me.” says Lacey.

“You don’t knowingly practice any witchcraft. Ever!?!” asks Jonah Wiley.

“NO!” yells Lem. “She might talk to the dead by traveling to their house. In her spirit. But it’s not intentional astral projection. It’s actually something she thought she’d invented using her memory. She has a vey unusually good memory.”

Tout Suite No. 1 in F Major 3. Mov. by Moondog plays.l

“So she was in your apartment?!?” asks Bobby.

“She’s there almost everyday.” says Lem.

“She’s going to be in profound shock when she dies.” says Mary Richardson. “She thinks she’s imagined it, more than likely. Even though she’s seen photos of it and it looks like her visits suggest.”

“So…she’s Lem’s twin flame. Or whatever a Christian would call them.” says American leadership in the Illuminati.

“Yup. And she’s a heterosexual, cis, feminine female…who’s never been a man.” says America to itself.

“Why was Zelensky at the Nesheim Farm?” asks Lacey.

“Maybe he’s forced to go there when he dies.” says Paris Hilton.

“And be peppered with questions from Gunhild Nesheim.” says Tonette.

“Yes! You’d have fun listening!” says Gunhild.

Nights Interlude by Nightmares On Wax plays.

“That was also around the time Matthew died.” says Lacey.

“Do you know why I’m in Russia?” asks Tucker Carlson.

“Because you’re controlling and controlled by the same people who he’s en league with.” says Lacey. “Most likely. You’re on the same page. And you’re testing each other. Not just for yourselves but for the safety of other people.”

Dog Trot by Moondog plays.

“It’s not…safe.” says Lem. “The games you’re playing aren’t safe. …Look…I was straight. And my whole damn life was a mess. …And you can believe that or not…but you can’t trust them anyway. The they plays dangerous games. …Ukraine can’t be won. Sending more money isn’t wise. …And the people in power who need Ukraine to win are the ones playing the most dangerous games. …You care. They care. …You’re all too demon possessed and narcissistic to be honest about it. But you do care. …And you’re embarrassed. You know you are. You’re all fuck-ups. …You’re all complete failures. …You ruined the US.” says Lem.

“They ruined the West.” says Shan Ann Watts.

Get A Move On! by Mr. Scruff plays.

“Does Putin own us?” asks Fox News.

“Yes!!!” yells China.

“America is a ghost.” says Lacey. “America exists. As herself. And she’s still great. …But she’s dead. …Or very quiet.”

“Is it true that Joe Biden called Lacey a bitch before he won?” asks Tucker Carlson.

“Yeah. He did.” says a Hollywood man.

“And since then two of her cousins have committed suicide and she was thrown down the stairs…and Ivanna was murdered.” says the CIA.

“We aren’t masculine!” says Queen Elizabeth II about her and Lacey. “We’re stoic, resilient, determined and extremely difficult to understand on a personal level. …But we are friends with each other.”

A Beautiful Mine by RJD2 plays.

“What the hell does Joe Biden have against the Nesheims?!?” yells a living Nesheim.

“Are you killing your son?!” asks a Brit of Queen Elizabeth II.

She laughs lovingly. “Oh, to try to bring him to the other side because we’re so happy that we have decided he should join us!?” says Queen Elizabeth II.

“I actually like that idea, but no, that’s not the case.” says the dead Lord Mountbatten.

“It’s eerie timing.” says Lacey.

“Yes!!” says a dead woman.

“I don’t like it!” says Lacey.

“What does it feel like?” asks Reta Banks.

“It feels…like attempted murder.” says Lacey.

Bobby’s ears perk up.

“You did it!?” says Lacey to him.

“You think I hate everybody who’s loving or something.” says Bobby.

“It often seems like it.” says Lacey.

“Why didn’t I kill you?” asks Bobby of Lacey. “In your imaginary bullshit hypothetical.”

“Because you vastly underestimate my intelligence. Or because once Lem and I start sleeping together you give-up. You lose interest for some fascinating reason. …You don’t seem likely to be able to do that now. But I wonder. …Sometimes I think you just stubbornly lack imagination.” says Lacey.

“I don’t! I’m a conspiracy theorist!” says Bobby.

“Yeah! Right. That’s not what I mean.” says Lacey.

And at that Bobby snuggles up next to her. In his spirit. Like a four year old little boy who’s very sad. He gets the sense that everything is chill and can be rationally analyzed when he does this. How long has he done this?

“We used to drive by a Rent-A-Center on the way to church every Sunday when I was a little child. In Minneapolis. It was…weird.” says Lacey Banks.

Sunday by DJ Day plays.

“I hated that place. It gave me the creeps. Every time we drove by there…I’d think of drugs in urban neighborhoods…and death…and the decay of people’s minds. I felt this overwhelming feeling of oppression.” says Lacey. “As a six year old?” She thinks. “Nine or ten at the oldest.”

“We did attack them. Publicly.” says Joe Kennedy I.

“Yes! I remember it. I saw it on television. …And I was so relieved.” says Lacey Banks. “I didn’t they they were that bad. But I felt relieved to see you take them down anyway.”

“How badly have you been affected by Covid?” asks Bobby of Lacey.

“Badly. My lungs have never been the same. …I didn’t die. But my lungs have never fully recovered. I’ve had a lingering cough ever since.” says Lacey.

“Yeah! And yet both of the parents who raised you are completely fine!” says Bobby.

“Yes! They weren’t affected almost at all.” says Lacey. “Neither of them had the vaccine.” She thinks. “Of course…they got sick. But it seemed to leave no lasting effect. And they were only sick for a week or so.”

“That is weird.” says Bobby.

“Yes! But…I’m sure how well they’d do falling down the stairs the way I did.” says Lacey.

“How would Mark your legal husband do?” asks Zelensky, grinning.

“He’d be tough. Tougher than I am, possibly.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. We almost cut off his toe.” says Joe Biden.

“He drove to the ER and they fixed it. And he’s fine.” says Lacey.

“So what’s eerie about King Charles III?” asks Great Britain.

“ you know I’ve always had a very eerie sense about his rain since I was a child. If I had a very bad feeling about it and it’s not him, Zach Miller, I worry it was actually Diana as much as everyone loves her absolute loves her, and she produced great children. There was something about her marrying into the family that I think was incredibly dangerous, and maybe it’s just science you know maybe he’s dying purely for scientific reasons so to speak all that stress and heartache and rage and the loss of his mother maybe it’s just got to be too much for his body or some thing but yeah, I think his rain was fine as weird as that is to say until he married Diana, the thing is like Billings isn’t Camila Charles was devoted to Camilla. Jack was never devoted to them even though them had a room in the White House I don’t think Jack was devoted to him, and I don’t think Charles would have married a woman if he was homosexual and had a gay lover, like Camila, and then kept dying on in the same way I think the idea was somehow that it was going to work, but they somehow were actually in love I think if he was even bisexual and any serious with the very least, he would never make that mistake and probably a completely different story. There’s something very weird about it there’s something very weird about their love. there’s something very strange about it, and I think that it isn’t Diana, but unfortunately, I worry he married her because illuminati played a trick on itself.

I worry it’s the opposite of Camilla being lame Billings. I don’t think it’s that. I think it’s the opposite. I think Diana was love Billings. I think Diana was on Billings, and I think she was supposed to make sense. Somehow, this pliant, bubbly complex, quiet, mysterious individual who was supposed to be so, perfect for a complicated man like Charles or Jack.

You know, she was supposed to symbolize the monarchy, marrying the English aristocracy, and a move towards modernity, and obviously Charles‘s grandmother was like that as well, but I think Diana was supposed to be more of the same maybe a sort of Americanization of Great Britain the rise of the middle class and all that and Kates just a follow up so is Megan you one of them is actually an American and she’s black wow him but that’s the problem regardless of how happy Harry and William are. I don’t know that actually was reality and I think we’re seeing that unfold.

She was supposed to be this happy I know go lucky optimism. The future is good type of thing, and that just isn’t reality and I think is intellectual and intelligent as she actually was. She couldn’t quite figure out how she was murdered so to speak before she died I think she often may be felt like a victim of a drive-by shooting before she ever even was killed.

And I think she often wanted to blame the royal family, which makes sense, and I also think it shows how loyal and away ironically she was to Great Britain and the patriot that she was thinking the royal family who were that powerful but if something terrible went wrong. They must’ve condoned it somehow secretly Him but no, I don’t know about that. I worry they had nothing to do with it at all and they didn’t sense. It was far more esoteric murder than that and he was to blame well in a sense you could say America, but not really him not the better part of the US or was it is it

I remember right before she died. She was on the today show and met. Laura was talking about how expensive she was and that he could never afford her because she was just too damn expensive is riches he was being a mirror journalist for NBC he could never really afford an actual princess Our former princess lady Diana Spencer because he wasn’t that rich and she was supposedly running up millions of dollars and they showed pictures of her running through the street and I think Katie Couric was making a joke that he could ask her out or something and her and Credit or some thing and this was right before she died arm but I remember thinking to myself why she’s a terrible person. Poor Diana is just an absolute spendthrift monster Wow this woman is just terror an absolute tear spending millions everywhere she’s just a monster. She must be a spoiled evil little brat.

Oh, and I don’t think I was the only American who had that impression based on that reporting of her arm so that worries me if there’s an illuminati, that somehow we conjured her death through the media in the US that somehow we conjured or death, that somehow, she was even had a death sentence put on our head through a collective spiritual Public conjuring of her death. Oh I can’t. I’m not reading it correctly but that’s not how the public conjured her death I threw bad press do you know what I don’t know it’s not awful, but I feel like at the very end of the day it was cursed. The whole thing was cursed because she was under, and it was the impression that she was in love, and that he was in love with her and that it was this wonderful situation, and he was under the impression that it was the best that could happen, and that it was All going to work out because he was in love with her. Oh really I think he just thought she was extremely beautiful and he had some love for her, but it wasn’t as profound as what he had for Camilla and I think she was devastated when she found that out as you would be, the absolute crazy making experience for her but it’s just it’s very dark. It’s incredibly dark because I feel like they both got loud to slaughter and away and hopefully he’ll recover and be fine but I think they both were lead lead to the slaughter in a sense in for him maybe it was just the life that he’s lied being so much depressing Then getting cancer shortly after he’s crowned that is sort of miserable even if he’s happy and I think for her obviously it was dying when she was in her 30s and not being able to see her grandkids or be there for her children but I think they both they were both very damaged by that Whatever that is.

I am full disclosure. If there’s reincarnational, Lem’s seemingly was a Spencer or related to them. Somehow him and I was his wife I’m not Jack I’ve never been a man and I actually look like Diana slightly me. I’ve had a computerized analysis tell me that and actually when she died, I wept uncontrollably For a while and I was I was devastated. I woke up at three in the morning to see her funeral live. I collected all these magazines and I still have them somewhere. Probably him and I saw her very differently. I saw her from a British perspective after she died, I saw her for whom or who she really was not as much who she was in the American press, it scares me I don’t believe in reincarnation because I don’t think it’s in the Bible. If it is in the Bible, it scares me that lemon actually was one of her ancestors or related to one of her ancestors and then he ended up through his life cursing his family somehow, there’s something very eerie about him her death being tied in with my fathers club because it is the gay 90s were Andrew Cunanan frequented was the Casablanca that was owned by my father who claims to be my father regardless of whether or not I’m biologically his daughter. I I worry that I could be. I look more like him than the father, who raised me And I think he could’ve easily had damage from Covid and lived 20 or 30 years after that or fallen down the stairs and lived 20 or 30 years after that because that was the kind of person he was. He had high blood pressure and heart problems he had a heart attack in his 70s and he was overweight, and then he lived to be 92 or 91 and I’m sure he drank. He had terrible anxiety. He used to hallucinate before he died. That people were invading his house. Well they were supposedly hallucinations if I’m his daughter I highly doubt they were hallucinations. I have a feeling he was hearing actual dead people, or someone was torturing him in the illuminati but him Know I mean if I am his biological daughter really at the end of the day I’m just another person regardless of my fathers historical status you know and it’s not that it doesn’t mean anything it’s just that people are just people and if I’m not his biological daughter, I don’t know some sick. He’s adopted me, I look enough like him so that maybe it’s just sort of funny if you were distantly related to the Churchill’s for not being if I’m not reincarnated, maybe limes ring maybe lemons related to them to for all I know him I don’t know that’s the thing I don’t know I assume Lindsay is alive he might be dead, and he might be you know me in person or by a very talented by double be careful making assumptions him all that to say I am already disturbed about the diagnosis of Charles. It’s very concerning to me.” says Lacey Banks.

“ why are you calling him Charles?” asks an English woman.

“Out of defiance.” says Lacey.

Later.

“I think the Illuminati is attacking your family because you guys are rich…but they believe they have a supernatural power over you all. So…it’s like…they can snub you…using witchcraft.” says a conservative man.

“Yeah. Because they knew about themselves and we didn’t.” says Lacey.

“Yeah!” he says. “So…even if membership in the Illuminati isn’t actually that elite…in reality…they still don’t care. Because they feel superior anyways. Because they have secrets.” says the conservative laughing.

“So they sacrificed your whole family to Satan when you all drilled.” says Fox News.

“Why!?” asks Dennis.

“Because that’s what they do in all family situations.” says Fox News.

“The Kennedys, Windsors, etc.” says the man.

“Huh. So…they think a secret makes them elite? Or they just feel that way. …Because they have family’s like ours in the Illuminati who do know.” says Lacey. “But…we aren’t actually beneath them…in reality.”

“I agree. They’re not. It’s just a big show. And they knew that. So they kept to themselves.” says Michael Rockefeller. “But you all, if you even exist, are using your secret witchcraft so-“

“Well…fine. You’re not beneath us. That’s pedantic at best. …But…we still have witchcraft.” says Fox News.

“Yeah!! WITCHCRAFT! …And they’re Christians.” says Tucker Carlson. “They actually believe in Christianity. Lacey does at least. So…to her…we sound like aboriginal ape people with sticks…if she’s reincarnated.” He laughs. “Y’all not impressive. …Y’all seem strange and backward. She’s always been patronizing us.”

“OK let’s just humor this idea that she’s reincarnated for a second. So what’s up with her and Helena then?” asks Fox.

“ Helena is English, and the English ha hi ve obviously been into witchcraft for a very long time but if I’m not mistaken first and foremost, Helen is English and English are Christian.” says Lacey. “ England is not a nondenominational agnostic stays. It has its own church it’s Christian. That is England. England is a Christian nation what does exist and let me tell you something the worlds extraordinarily complex and you’re not supposed to engage in witchcraft but I do think God understands now that he tolerates it, but I do think he understands human beings desire to make sense of life, and that’s all I can say about it because it’s too complicated and nuanced and I don’t have the patience right now to discuss it. I’ve tried to in the past but that’s different. I’m not at odds with her hopefully I’m not at odds with the British if I am that sad Who am I at odds with people who yes like Tucker Carlson describe seem to me like backward aboriginal eight people I know I’m not racist. I would never describe any human as an eight person but if you’re looking for a quick easy pejorative, simplistic egregiously antagonistic a quick way to describe it. Yes that’s how you people seem to me all right Dylan Minati seems like it’s a festering piece of shit in many ways intellectually.” says Lacey. “ not everyone but I admire people for being open minded to appoint and I think it’s just foolishness and I try to sort of redirect them towards Christianity and daily basis potentially but no you people are ridiculous. You’re thinking that witchcraft is somehow the answer it’s not the truth, as I think Christ is the only son of God I think God is the only God, I think it’s very telling how much Christianity spread throughout Africa after the Europeans and their Christianity were there it is Africa is a very Christian area of the world so if witchcraft is so powerful why don’t Africans still practice witchcraft why are they practicing Christianity. I don’t tell me I was colonialism‘s leftovers. No they have their own minds are Black people are inferior goats, correct or sheep, are Black people inferior sheep, who could be controlled, how are our white people still controlling them so fervently within their own brains witchcraft is very powerful in Africa. It’s I would say one of the most potent places in the entire world when it comes to witchcraft I don’t think there’s any witchcraft that’s stronger than some of the witchcraft you find in an Africa, and that’s a very Christian area. I don’t think that’s a coincidence. I don’t think you can run anything solely on witchcraft and have it survive. I don’t think that’s a thing. I’m sorry yes I am humoring you because it’s stupid as fuck it’s stupid is the word fuck actually notes for stupider than the word. Fuck it’s incredibly stupid. Maybe it’s a stupid is the word sucks at it it doesn’t make any sense. 07 Satanist might actually even agree with me some New Age people would differ supposedly, but do you can’t yeah you could make the illuminati New Age you could make the illuminati Satanist. If you could make it Christian you could make a lot of different things, and having it solely run on witchcraft, which is basically all that it is it’s not a Satanic organization I’m not surprised that people have press out, saying that satanic it’s not satanic from experience. It’s a combination of a lot of different things, all loosely strung together under the guise of ilumiNATTI, essentially witchcraft, maybe loosely freemasonry I don’t think that it makes sense though and by the way, even if you want to talk about Satan as of now that it’s not as powerful as Christianity it’s just not OK it’s not there’s no Chris there’s no religion that’s as powerful as for shedding and essentially that’s what you’ve driven this entire conversation into an argument of old testament proportions. We are expecting me to perform miracles like Moses and we’ve had a pandemic. We’re now in French for three and it’s becoming a bit absurd if there’s reincarnation simile lab died in World War I and I have somehow managed to start speaking a Scottish accent. I know it’s Christianity. That’s really truly Christian if there’s three incarnation, I don’t think everyone’s reincarnated I don’t I really don’t and I don’t even know if I was reincarnated but that’s the thing. um, goddess is an entity is that just a concept, so he wants you to follow the rules, but based on the heart of the law, not the letter of the law is much, but you’re not supposed to ignore the letter of the law at the expense of truth but that’s the thing that’s why born-again Christians have been saying are supposed to have a personal relationship with Christ him because it which makes some sense but I don’t know that there’s a Christian domination that doesn’t believe in that really at the end of the day oh that’s truly Christian anyway, the thing is if there is being carnation I don’t know what’s happening but I worry that Putin could be Alexey I was Scottish aristocrat lamb was my husband and worth it to be tired so he is starting World War I. I am worried that I don’t know that’s complicated but somehow if I am reincarnated and so is Putin and we were significant people in Road World War I that’s what you’ve conjured right using your witchcraft and your attempt to prove that you were lied, you’ve driven realities so far off the edge that you know reimagining my previous life, and Vladimir Putin’s previous life as well, and so, the old Russian empire is emerging him calling him czarist an imperialist isn’t probably an insult to him if he’s reincarnated, it’s probably more a cry for help on your part that you’re not even may be cognizant of whether you mean it or not you know because what she supposed to do laugh at you when you call him an imperialist if he’s reincarnated as course is an imperialist his father was the last of Russia They’re notorious imperialist he’s a proud imperialist the Romanovs were not ashamed. I don’t think of being imperialist him that’s absurd and then what’s going on now well you have me terrified for my children’s lives. There’s more room and then lime is dead, but if I’m reincarnated, seemingly it’s getting too old for God or something not like he’s you know you know like that, but it’s getting too old for God or something if there’s been Carnation because he seen this one before and he thinks no no we’re not doing that again lives dead this time too but I’ve seen how this goes so what we’re doing this time is we’re just letting her talk to him and leave without his dad this time too Widmark die in the war I doubt it, but my Sunday yes which creeps me out on another level because if I’m illegitimate, it’s almost like you’re trying to conjure Vietnam as well my son will be 11 in June if we have a war that lasts over 10 years he will definitely be in the draft OK so it seems very much like you’re trying to start Vietnam World War I and who the hell knows what it and I think what irritates people him because here’s the problem that’s never going to happen I’m never going to let my son fight for the US. Are you kidding me? You’ve had people kill it and it’s on the chopping block in my family in your little shabby witchcraft shit for the last 10 15,20 years the toddlers died. There’s been brain aneurysms there’s been cancer suicide mysterious heart conditions. No any of the people who are most evil are dying and it’s repulsive. Nope, there’s no way in heck that I’m letting my son fight for the United States of America. That’s a joke, no this country will be in a Civil War or in flames before that happens and I doubt that I’m the only person who feels that way there is an there is no more United States of America. If you try to bring a Sintra war that’s just it’s not going to happen. I don’t think there’s anyone who can fight for this country and that way anymore. Maybe there are some people who might be vaguely interested but I doubt it you’re going to have a Civil War in your hands if that happens, you people are such fools and that way you’re so conceited and idiotic and narcissistic and you have absolutely no idea how to write anything, no you’re peasant bastards the way you’ve treated the entire shit I’m sorry for swearing and I break the curse of you in Jesus name but you’ve run the entire country into the ground over the last 40 to 50 years and you can blame Bobby who’s ironically running for president if you want what are you going to do shoot his entire family including him like the Romanoffs I dare you to if you read them their last rites and then you shot them at the end of the day sweetheart all you would be doing is bringing them closer to heaven, which is really not a punishment. There’s so many of them were already dead if you read them their last rights and then you shot the mall. I don’t think they would even Wentz. I don’t think they would laugh. I think they would think it was a little bizarre and then they just die.

Know if I if I if this is a real conversation, I don’t think I really I think if you try to shoot them all in a room, they were just stare at you like you were crazy especially if you read them their last rites I think they think it was some sort of joke And then they were just die was confused looks on their faces and then that probably I don’t know what happened after that would be interesting to see how that’s a thought. Why do you found up all all Kennedys of all ages children toddlers all of them, and just shoot them all Just shoot them all for the merchandise him and just gotten them all down. Am I being influenced to say this to possibly if you did if you didn’t I would if that’s Lord Mountbatten since if you were if you read him their last rites and you got rid of every last one of them and they all went as a family. I don’t know that if they were you know because I don’t believe that all the instantly reincarnated even if it is in the Bible, I don’t know that they would be unhappy. OK they might be slightly unhappy because they be worried about whatever that they were doing that they cared about left in this you know life they probably would feel a little irresponsible or something maybe.

But that’s the problem with witchcraft, everyone dies eventually and then as much as you people think you have control over that you don’t, you don’t really control the underworld and all of the universe you control Madison Avenue you control the media you control the food and water supplies to some degree you controlled interstate highway. Um, you could do a holocaust, that’s been done before so the shock value is sort of over. You could do a genocide but we have seen those you could start just shooting random people I think you were just think you were desperate and that’s the problem I see all those things subconsciously I think, and I’m baffled as to why do people take yourself? So damn seriously.

And at the end of the day if I’m reincarnated, that’s the thing love I sound like a romantic now don’t have it I would if I bring carbonated love beauty truths really are the things that make anything worthwhile and anything that came after that I can question him and I do because I don’t know that it really was valuable to question every last ounce of beauty that we have it. You know I’ve Stabley rationally appreciate it until actually, I’m not sure that movements that came after the romantic movement or all that much of an improvement, I think there’s some thing sort of patronizing and patriarchal that some of them to be honest there was something incredibly liberating about the romantic movement in its heyday because it was Christian and that’s my whole point that was awful. Do you know if there’s been Carnation, it was very evil ask Alexa reincarnated if there’s reincarnation, it was beautiful it’s in things are very different but it’s not. It’s not something you can replace you. Can’t you know make people care again you can’t make people mow their lawns again and enjoy the summer day in the quiet of their backyard. You can’t make people have pension when they retire from working you know for GM You can’t bring back flint Michigan what’s your once you destroy it it’s destroyed you can’t re-create that kind of stuff once it’s gone it’s gone and it takes a lifetime to re-create if not lifetimes and that’s what your people don’t seem to understand. Humanity itself is bankrupt not just the west we were very rich about 100 to 200 years ago. We’re not that rich anymore. We have an amazing amount of technology. The global warming is real and people just aren’t that rich anymore. The ground is all dug up. People are exhausted there’s nothing left to try in that regard at all Turns out those human relationships really but what mattered love was really what mattered and it’s a sort of old-fashioned sad sort of love, right where it’s like once your husband dies in the war and you’ve never had kids and you have no one else to live for cause you’re an orphan you drink yourself to death and get hit by a car and then if you come back And you find out that your husband thought he was gay and wasn’t and then your parents don’t love you who raised you and you might be an orphan again and you start becoming a bit resigned to death.

That’s the thing you know if I’m reincarnated or not I was very resigned to the thought that I was never going to be a lot most likely ever was that he living man for the rest of my life in any meaningful way when I was about 31 years old but maybe 30 when I was about 30 years old what 10 years ago, I had a very strong sense that that that I was just never going to find anyone and it’s not self actualization. It’s just true I haven’t in those 10 years went by very quickly relatively speaking. I was worried I didn’t know that they go by that fast they went by extraordinarily quickly And I anticipate the next 10 years will go by probably even faster and then what I’ll be 50 and then I’ll have another 10 years I’ll go by even faster and I’ll be 60 and then another 10 years old go by even faster and I’ll be 70 and if I am still alive at that age Then OK I’ll have a blink left and I’ll be that’s nothing and I knew that 10 years ago and I was somewhere at peace with it because I thought golly you know there’s nothing I can do I can’t make someone love me and I had a strong sense of F Scott Fitzgerald‘s ghost had contacted me and sort of had an empathetic chat with me, so to speak about love in about the afterlife And about how doomed he felt himself how much you deeply related to me, and I think he was offering some solace in his arms, but still with the sort of understanding that the afterlife would be so much better than what I was experiencing in this life, which is quite Catholic and away, but It’s very Christian, but that’s the thing. Um, I gave up and away and maybe it’s so much suicidal, but I somewhat gave up him, but it wasn’t meant to be evil. It was meant to be a sort of resignation to whatever God would have in mind at, and that’s the problem you people have never had respect for that necessarily except for the English and maybe a few other people I don’t think most people I’ve ever really respected the fact that I wasn’t crazy I was trying or backward or ridiculous I’m sorry maybe you people are either maybe not, but I was trying to sort of cope with the reality of my life And I was doing wonderfully well until the second well actually the first made suggested to me notice the second made the suggested to me that I should try to find someone thing is if she’s been my first maid I don’t think I would’ve taken her if I saw that seriously now because I would have him really look down on her but just because I don’t think I would have felt so on edge that first made it was terrifying. Um, anyway they just threw everything off.

I would’ve snubbed a lot of people in the Perfume community because I would’ve seen them as suspicious not you know in a mean way just out of caution but again, I was completely throwing off by that first made I did not stop them not again not in a mean way just hopefully just that I would’ve sense that they weren’t safe people for me to be interacting with because they would probably hate me for some reason If I was myself I need to still do I mean I still feel like I get misunderstood sometimes intuitively I pick up on things and I think I was persons just imagining some thing and then lashing out at me and it’s repulsive because they always imagine the shit and I think what the fuck is wrong with his dip shits but honestly I don’t hate them and I got a break those words over them in Jesus name but that’s the problem that’s the problem.” says Lacey.

“ yes that is the problem she’s right that is the problem. I really am a ghost because of Christ’s mercy. I’ve been able to talk to her if I’m a ghost and if that’s not accurate then I’m sorry but that’s what she’s hearing she would love to for someone to explain how that’s not possible in a way that actually takes into account things like a portrait of Jenny from 1948 and a sort of Catholic perspective on the whole matter which is Christian by the way if it’s not then please do explain how.

The problem is him you if you really did sacrifice their whole family which I kind of doubt but if you did in 2008 when you first started drilling the oil him things started off on the wrong foot and you need to hear this.

The first thing that went wrong was when Maeve got married, and that was one of the first things that went awry move probably was going to get married at some point, but her getting married that you’re was horrible timing because Lacey had just been broken up with by her first serious boyfriend, who treated her like an absolute piece of shit. He was dating way out of his league. By being with Lacey she was so much smarter than he gave her credit, for he was not as intellectual as he thought he was, and he couldn’t handle her intelligence, but I mean he was short. He was possibly lying about his orientation him and he didn’t really understand her appreciate her all that much and it really messed with her head and she basically failed out that semester because she was trying to have a normal life and have a boyfriend and her counselor never respected that I thought that it mattered and no one else did either because they were just too damn feminist to except the fact that Lacey really just wanted to get married and being our historian and that’s the problem if she’s illegitimate, how the hell was that not supposed to come in to play I mean it was going to if she’s illegitimate or even if Tom’s adopted her and was kind of always planning to that’s his daughter And he was one of the biggest bootleggers of the 20th century right he was a very big deal and that’s that’s the problem with Maves wedding and the timing of the whole thing and then of course he goes to John Johns Hopkins for his graduate school first mate has associations with that school as well and it gets very eerie He’s mugged him at gunpoint. Praise the rosary and survives will just leave that alone for now, but the thing is Maeve had some thing coming her way because the idea was to sacrifice them to the gods of hell with global warming or some thing, but do you get how this works then so maybe I’m not telling the story very well but forgive me, this is not my strong suit And she is actually channeling me so I’m not letting her figure this out as much as she thinks because I’m trying to tell the story and it’s not working as well so you have Maeve getting married right after Lacey is broken up with by her ex-boyfriend Chris, and then she prays to die if she doesn’t get, she prayed if I don’t get married I don’t have kids God just let me die once my mother dies. Does she pray that very sincerely if that’s your well dear God, please just let me die after my mom dies shortly after that, they almost were hit by a car, if I’m not mistaken, that was after you started drilling I know someone did say to her if you really wanna die I can kill you now, but I can’t kill you later or ever again for the rest of your life and I don’t know who is talking to her like shit I do that’s not true I do know but she doesn’t and neither do you arms so then all these bad things start happening and sort of slowly overtime him but you know a toddler gets run over by a truck and Shelly dies of cancer. It’s on treatable Cory, dies of cancer. That was her father, who raised hers friend who was very close to him, oh God, Mike gets into a bad marriage. His company is struggling. At this point his daughter gets remarried her husband dies of a brain, aneurysm and other people you know have health issues Ron dies their son. The grandson kills himself. Their sons marriage falls apart, which you know is interesting to actually is that good or bad but That’s the thing where this gets complicated because you curse to these people and so then it’s in yours just may have the sepal are dying. You are becoming strange from people and it’s gotten a bit rough and I don’t think they’re a family that generally had those sort of problems Because they were so old money um, OK with a nicer this becomes a bit dicey they are old money they were silver smiths and you found Lacey so you’re in the process of murdering these people I just like some sort of SNL skit were accidentally you go after the wrong family at the wrong time you’re the wrong people to do it and you and shut you end up you end up accidentally conjuring the half dead would be wife of Michael Rockefeller.

Who, by the way not all like Michael would love to assure you that if there’s aliens for real and they’re not just daemonic that they’re actually very nice. Some of them have actually been very helpful to her at times when you first started talking to her, you likely threw her spirit into outer space literally. Possibly because she’s capable of time traveling or and or you know accidental astral projection, so she was very vulnerable. I know she was literally floating through outer space. It was a very bizarre. She close her eyes and see stars everywhere she looked and she did have the uncontrollable sensation that she was flying and floating Him know it was a horrific experience.

Oh, it’s not working though cause that’s the problem I’m a ghost of Len Billings and you all think I’m gay I’m not I was straight, and I may have even been behind the assassination of JFK. Shows what you know right? And her father could very easily biologically be Tom Banks I’m sorry. Or maybe he’s become her biological father but what if he actually is biological father and always was? what if Margie was her mom. if Bobby is upset by that then he needs to grow up and he also needs to realize that I might’ve been straight and that he should’ve been concerned about her eight years ago. When this whole thing started you know it’s bizarre you’re still talking to her eight years later Bobby.

Speaking of which she really might have married Michael if he hadn’t died she really might have I don’t like that and yet it’s also just part of life and it’s with some of the choices that I’ve made with myself but that’s the problem I am you can’t keep trying to control her the way that you imagine you are, because she’s possibly better than most of you And if you’re working on this very fallen world, materialistic, survival of the fittest premise or really any premise at all, that’s rational, she wins she has soul as you have been trying to sacrifice her for eight years do you people realize that your obsession has to some degree been with trying to make her sacrifice work for eight years.

End it doesn’t work it just simply doesn’t work. It’s possible that if she was reincarnated and I and her last life, she took the easy way out because she was a Christian, and she highly suspect there was an afterlife, and she just wanted to be dead and be with me and be with God and her family as we are kids And so in this life, she may have made the vow to God before she came back that she would never take the easy way out that she would never abandon the cross that she would never take the easy way out and so she is determined to never take the easy way out, possibly to the point of insanity or there’s some other explanation so so it’s not it’s not it’s not hurt her fear of death. It’s so much fear of death which is natural. It’s a fear of abandoning her children but it’s also a very strong sense of duty and love for Christ if there’s a pink carnation, you’re asking a Scottish aristocrat to abandon the cause so to speak to him and that’s maybe an impossible thing to ask her she can’t you can’t get her to give up all the problems that she made to Jesus if she’s reincarnated and that’s your Achilles’ heel or the illuminati is that you if there’s a bee in Carnation took that part of religious experience, which are all fundamentally either in Christianity or they’re not an accurate depiction And you arm you’ve you’ve stumbled on it because it stopped and stepped in it so it’s because if she’s reincarnated no, you all know that now that she’s a Scottish aristocrat subconsciously the most if you are five and ether on the totem pole even the Rockefellers to Sumter it might be And there’s really very people live. Maybe Putin is one of them, but there’s probably very few people alive who are really at her level of socioeconomic status in the entire world, because the British empire was one of the most powerful empires to ever grace, the face of the Earth, and all of human history And that’s just fat and her family was one of the most preeminent and respected families to ever exist. Nobody truly can one up her. Unless Putin in Alexei. And he seems more humble than not.

It means you attack the Nesheim’s and then outcomes of reincarnated Scottish aristocrats, who they found like the Vikings that they are, and raised as one of their one. I know she just stumbled out of the ashes, baffled and love possibly drunk and confused. Saying that she was in love with F Scott Fitzgerald.

I hadn’t had a chance because I had decided I was gay. Even though I wasn’t. And that’s true whether she’s reincarnated or not.

You’re never going to threaten her. She’s only afraid of God. So if there isn’t reincarnation in the Bible then it’s just a way of explaining another thing that’s happening incorrectly.” says Lem.

“ is Marty even afraid of going to war?” asks Fox News.

“Is Marty afraid of dying? I doubt it!” says Lem. “ I am dead already I would. If he fought the war I would have people on his tail all the time I might even be there occasionally myself but I be worried about my wife and my daughter got it obviously worked the whole thing out, but no look look at this way if he was going to die, can you die quickly, ideally be one of the first casualties and I would just welcome him and we you know go fishing and maybe do a little hunting and he get a dog and meet grandpa and grandma and uncle and aunt and cousins and possibly even his wife no he be he be fine. I don’t think that would be the worst of his concerns to fight honorably and die quickly through an explosion, but is that even how we’re fighting the war?” says Lem. “ I’m honestly more worried about the Internet.”

Later.

“My granddaughter was pushed in her own room? She fell and hit her head and she claims she was pushed. …Why?” asks Dr. Billings. “Lacey had a feeling someone was going to try to push her down the stairs. But she fell on her bed frame instead. Why?”

“Joni…do you read my blog?” asks Lacey.

“Why?” asks a Nesheim.

“Because. I just have a hunch you two talk? But if you talk about this blog…why? Why are you more focused on petty bullshit than the scary reality?” asks Lacey Banks.

“You’re not schizophrenic?” asks a Nesheim.

“No! You’re just assholes.” says Lacey. “I care about you all. But you’re all petty, two-faced assholes. At least nowadays.”

“You don’t think my mother was?” asks a Nesheim.

“I highly doubt it!” says Lacey.

“I’m ugly now! But I used to be good-looking.” says a Nesheim.

“Yeah. You weren’t that good-looking. And people have been commenting about it behind your back since you married in. …But you seem to be in love. Right? And he’s in love with you? Great! …Why are you such a bitch to me?” asks Lacey.

“You threaten me?” she says.

“Exactly! And I resent it.” says Lacey. “Why the hell do I threaten you?”

“I love my daughter-in-law. She’s become quite crass. But my son thought he was gay. So…it makes sense. Sorry if it offends your sensibilities.” says Mrs. Billings, Lem’s mother.

“Do you actually talk to these people?” asks the Nesheim woman.

“You know…I think I do.” says Lacey.

“Who pushed your daughter?!?” asks the Nesheim woman.

“Someone mad about my interview tomorrow!” says Tucker Carlson.

“She felt it was something evil.” says Lacey.

“Your daughter!!?” asks the Nesheim woman.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“Why do you think I’m threatened by you!?” asks the Nesheim woman.

“Why? Or why really?” asks Lacey. “Why? Because I’m so pretty. That’s the traditional reason. …Why really? …I don’t know. Part of me half wonders if you’re secretly imaging if I hate you? Or some other sad…misunderstanding.” says Lacey.

“You’re so cold!” says a Nesheim.

“No! We’re not. We’re English.” says Tom Banks. “It’s not coldness. It’s…exotic these days.”

“Yes! She’s right. I’m not sure why…but apparently some English origin people are more like that than others.” says Kim Cattrall. “I’m ‘cold’ too.”

“That’s right! You were bullied!” says Lacey.

“Yes! Very similarly to how you’re rejected.” says Kim Cattrall. “Our personalities are similar. But not that similar. It has to be somewhat genetic and cultural.”

A Jewish man laughs. “Why are you both so over-the-top crass!?” He thinks. “In America?”

Lacey laughs. “Huh. Yeah. …Kim might not agree. But I see what you mean. …I feel the need to be loud. And far more exaggerated in my words and manner.”

“Who did that to Elizabeth!!?” screams a Jewish man.

“Not us!!” yells Iran.

“No one over here!” says the Middle East.

“Thank you!!” says Dr. Billings.

“Not us!” says Israel.

“So someone conjured a demon to push her!?” asks a Nesheim woman.

“Yes! Someone is obsessed with harming Lacey at this time of year.” says a Biden.

Jon Stewart cracks-up laughing.

“It wasn’t me.” he says.

“It might have been me.” says Joe Biden.

“Oh really!? Why!? Why are you attacking her?” asks Bobby, who colluded with him and is covering for it now.

“Because. …We want to threaten her life without killing her. It’s advertising.” says the Biden Administration.

“Right! But…as much as that’s your imitation of Al Capone…and the mafia…that’s a horrible move.

“I agree! You’re going after Tom Banks’s granddaughter in her own room!? Playing with a stuffed animal!?” asks a dead mafioso. “Are you begging to start a nuclear war!?” He laughs. “I don’t understand you people. Do you have brains or is that a lie too!?”

“Was Lacey just accidentally saying she was reincarnated? No. Or if it’s in the Bible then yes. Look into it!” says Omar Sharif.

“So she literally out of the blue said she was pushed?” asks a Nesheim woman.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“How bad was the fall?!” asks the Nesheim woman.

“Mark, Lacey’s legal husband, almost brought her into the ER. There was swelling. But it’s gone down. Lacey put ice on it. And she’s monitoring her daughter.” says Lem.

“So it was a real fall!” says the Nesheim woman.

“Do you really think I’d get that angry…at everyone…if it wasn’t!?” asks Dr. Billings.

“No!” says a Nesheim.

“We don’t hate you.” says a female Nesheim to Lacey, as she’s almost laughing.

“Why would you hate me?” asks Lacey.

“Yeah. Why would you all hate her?” asks Matthew. “Can I be honest? …I talked with Lacey’s mom…a few years ago…and told her Lacey had changed her name to Lacey. …And I was shocked by her reaction. …In a way I wasn’t. But in a way I was. …Why do we dislike her? She’s actually very sweet.”

“Yeah. …Does she remind you of…any Crafts? Or anyone?” asks a Nesheim female.

“No! Some of them might understand her better. Sadly. …Because she always has liked us-“ says Matthew.

“Do you really think I’m ugly?” asks a Nesheim woman of Lacey.

“You just are. I don’t think it. You aged badly. It’s a fact. …But you probably still have a decent figure. You dress modestly. So that’s a guess. But I’d bet you do. …But…no…you don’t look…all that great. In your overall presentation, at least. I’m sorry. It’s not my fault.” says Lacey.

“My husband still finds me attractive!” she says.

“Good! He could probably find you even more attractive.” says Lacey.

“I do care what he thinks!” she says.

“Good. Then all of that is entirely between the two of you. It’s just…I’m not blind…and I don’t like being bullied.” says Lacey.

“So why do you all bully her?” asks Kim Cattrall.

“We don’t!” says the Nesheim woman.

“Yeah bloody right!” says Lem.

“It’s…weird. Becca isn’t anywhere near as successful as Lacey but we respect her. …We love Becca. We side with her, blindly. For the most part. …But…that just proves that we aren’t shallow. …People who do really well aren’t popular. …We expect it. But it’s not a way into our hearts. …No. We like people who are…difficult. …Which makes me wonder if Tonette became a harsh person as she aged just to be accepted. …We find Lacey…obnoxious…I think.” say the Nesheims.

Yachts by Coco, Steel & Lovebomb plays.

“We understand her.” says Dr. Billings.

“She was a very lonely, very unusually intelligent, caring, sweet, kind…pretty…little girl. …You’d all play with her. And have fun. Why don’t you just think of her that way? As that sweet little girl grown-up?” asks Mrs. Billings.

“Was she awkward?” asks a gay man.

“No. She wasn’t. Neither is Kim Cattrall. Not really. In England they both make sense.” says Mrs. Billings. “It’s American culture they don’t mix well with. Middle class American culture. …Lem didn’t mix well either, actually.”

Enter the dead.

When I’m Small by Phantogram plays.

“Who!?” asks an intellectual.

“It’s kind of unnerving. It’s like…the bloody dead English. In America. And their demons.” says Lacey Banks.

“From where!??” asks Joe Biden.

“Maryland!” shouts one long-bearded sailor.

“Are these people connected to Lem?” asks a Jew.

“No! They might know my father.” says Lem.

Kim Cattrall laughs.

La vie en rose performed by Louis Armstrong plays.

“What in the world could be so dramatic about the interview!?” asks Lacey.

“Nothing!” says Mrs. Billings.

“I think they think one of them are going to say something…big.” says Josh Billings.

“Yes. But what could they really say?!” says Lacey.

Down is Up by Moondog plays.

The song ends.

Feet Keep Moving by Natural Self plays.

“I don’t think there’s anything. Except that he’s winning. And expects to own all of Ukraine within a year or two.” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” says Josh.

“And that wouldn’t have to be a big deal if it wasn’t for the fact that they’ve made it one.” says Lacey Banks.

“Why don’t you support Ukraine?” Tucker Carlson asks Lacey Banks.

“I can’t in good conscience.” says Lacey Banks. “Not with what I suspect.”

“What do you suspect?” asks China laughing.

“Child hostages have been channeled through Ukraine. For a while. It’s like a…super center.” says Lacey.

“Are you really going to torture us?” asks a child hostage taker in the Illuminati.

“I’ll twist your head off. With my hands. Gladly. And you’ll be relieved. …That’s a…treat.” says Lacey.

“She’s not exaggerating!” warns a dead English sailer from Rhode Island. He’s a brute. “You’ll regret being born.”

“Why does it sound so elegant?” he asks.

The sailor laughs. “You won’t see it that way. Unless you’re deserving of mercy. God is real. …You can tell that. I know. Don’t joke.”

“Why do you love Lacey?” asks Kim Cattrall of Lem Billings.

“I love her. …When I’m around her I recall who I am. It’s like amnesia without her. …Which why…even if it’s not reincarnation…it’s…quite deep. …I can’t access myself as easily on my own. My own heart and mind. …But when I’m around her I suddenly feel like I exist again. …Something about her is just that much of reminder to me of…myself.” says Lem.

“Lem…it almost sounds like you had a traumatic brain injury.” says a Nesheim.

“Except that’s the way I’d be, even without trauma, with Lacey.” says Lem.

“Why!?” asks Fox News.

“Because…she’s extremely complicated. …And yet not the slightest bit competitive almost at all. …So it’s all…very intellectual…and deep…and emotive…and it’s soothing to my brain. And yet…it’s not that…crass. It’s just…safe. …And everything makes sense. It’s like finding your glasses. …You put them on and you suddenly see what’s actually in front of you.” says Lem. “And unlike some people I like seeing it. I need her to see it though. …She’s like my map. My GPS.” says Lem.

“So you don’t feel ashamed?” asks a reader.

“No. Of what?!” asks Lem.

“For? Huh. Yeah. Interesting. Umm…” says a dead Ukrainian.

“So…you think if our kids are with us…we’re better off!?” asks another dead Ukrainian.

“Are you?” asks Bob Saget.

Silence.

Dissolve by Absofacto plays.

Something almost manifests in Lacey’s dining-room.

“Why!??” yells a dead Ukrainian at the Illuminati. “Why did you start this!??”

“Crud. Lacey, Tucker and Putin.” says a wizard.

“That was my idea!” says Warren Buffet. “It’s not Christian. Or is it? They’re not gay. At all. But they have her in common. And…it’s a lethal combination. She’s…razor sharp.” says Warren Buffet.

“Lacey’s not in agreement, of course, unless God is.” says Lem.

“Except live by the sword…die by the sword.” says Don Trump Junior.

“We have a clique. Get over it!” says North Korea.

Young Folks by Peter Bjorn and John plays.

“It was…all a mess.” says Lacey.

“That was before me. Mostly. Or it should be.” says Lem.

“It was enough.” says Harold. “Look…we’re all friends now.”

“So she was involved with both Tucker and Putin?” asks a reader.

“Yes! …He cheats. And she fell for him. Briefly. But…they don’t seem to hold any animosity towards each other. I think they think it’s a misunderstanding. Of some sort. Or…he…is able…to…get along with her. …And he knows how to be respectful. Of her and other men.” says a dead gossip columnist. “He’s a player. But a nice one. And they agree on politics…possibly.”

“Often. Not always.” says Tucker Carlson.

“No. She’s not a crazy woman.” says a journalist at MSNBC who’s not…necessarily…completely evil. He’s uncomfortable with it all…at least.

“So what did happen?” asks Kim Kardashian.

“He simply seemed…unlikely. And…I felt…it was silly to continue taking things forward. He seemed…so…unlikely to ever bother talking to me in person.” says Lacey.

“Outside of our meetings?” asks Kim.

“Yeah. And…while I refused the snub…I didn’t feel I should question it.” says Lacey.

“Look…if there’s an Illuminati…you done screwed-up. ….I’d have contacted her. So would Louis. …Very few men in our generation would have chosen to let it be so ambiguous.” says Lem.

“Why?!?” asks Mark Zuckerberg.

“Because we were better at reading people. …And we understood love. And sex. And…class. We would have known you can’t snub her….but we’d also not have wanted to.” says Lem.

“No. Look…I’d have fucked her by now. Openly. No fear.” says Michael Rockefeller. “If you exist.”

“They’re playing chess. And winning. You’re playing Frisbee.” says a dead Ukrainian. “And Lacey’s been insulted.”

Sweet Dreams by Klaas plays.

“Some of them…want your…life to change. Through a relationship with Christ.” says Lacey. “No. Really. Be more creepy. I dare you. And I do. Try it. I dare you.”

“Are you making Christianity…risky?” asks Tucker Carlson.

“Yes! Why not try it? If it’s so safe and stupid. Why? What are you so scared of?” asks Lacey.