Song 2 by Blur plays as Lacey dances around her college dorm room. She loved this song. And it was glorious to watch.
Why the fuck do you think she’s Jack Kennedy reincarnated!? This…is not…his vibe.
I’ll tell you why. …Because I’m Lem Billings and you’re…immovable in your conception that I’m a flaming homosexual just like you’re stubborn in your belief that Jack was violently heterosexual. But you’re dangerously wrong about both.
…Look…if the Illuminati had left Lacey Banks alone we’d not be having this conversation. You could take your…determined opinions to the grave and deal with Christ. …But…Joe fell in love with Pat Wilson again when she finally died and the Illuminati sacrificed the Nesheims and the Nesheims raised Lacey.
Why did the Illuminati sacrifice a whole family? Unbeknownst to them? Because the Nesheims own one of the largest oil reserves in the entire world almost exclusively. Sure…other people do too. But “the Nesheims” are a family of American-Norwegians who own…maybe…80% of it privately. With the literal Nesheims owning…a large portion within that group. They essentially are The Baaken. …And…while the oil isn’t as lucrative as it once was 15 years ago…they’re still drilling…and it’s still there…and until you all stop using oil…it matters.
So…in a Satanic bid to ward off global warming…they sacrificed the whole family. Also…to get the most money. …To dominate the world oil market. To…do all sorts of stuff like that. …Even control them. Maybe especially to control them? …Although…Lacey and I suspect it was more to get power and money and somehow get more time to burn it from Mother Nature.
…Anyway, who is Lacey? Helena Bonham Carter and Avril Lavigne combined? No. That’s not quite right. …She looked a bit like Katherine Heigl…but she’s darker somehow and certainly more petite. She also looks a bit like Rachel Ward. But again, she’s more petite. Both of those women were models. Lacey’s not short. But to me she’s petite. …I’m 6 foot 4…so most petite women are too small. She’s not.
Why do I like that look? …It’s…so feminine. Maybe some women are too petite. But…Lacey is…average in the past…but when I see the women today…she’s petite. …And to me…she’s petite even in my generation given her slightly small bone structure.
She’s just…dainty and yet sexy…and…while she’s ferocious…it’s like a very scary house cat. They’re sweet. When they like you. But this cat is smart enough to blow up the entire house, so to speak. And then you have to ask why the cat would blow-up the house.
*I’m laughing*
No. I’m sorry. We’re dangerous, I guess.
But…why…don’t any of you know me?
Well…I thought I was gay. So I understand why you thought that.
But I wasn’t gay at all. You have that wrong. And it’s intellectually embarrassing to you. Maybe that’s why you keep clinging to it. Because it’s too embarrassing to be honest about it now.
No, I didn’t become a cat. In my analogy I’m a cat too. A lion. And…we’re both lions then I guess.
Keen to Cross the Pond 