Lacey’s A Stupid Republican

In 2016 all of MSNBC made a huge assumption. They assumed the Nesheims were all Republicans. And that was part of why they believed they were all backwards and poor…even with the oil. And they assumed Lacey was a Republican too, based on her sense of style. And that made them think she was poor too.

…They did not discuss things within the Illuminati. Like the fact that Nesheims were very involved in Democratic Party politics in the state of Washington. Nor that they were rich before the oil was drilled. Nor how complicated the personal style of Lacey actually was. They just careened off into assuming things that came easiest to assume. No analysis.

Of course…they were very backward and arrogant and wrong. …But getting them to admit that about themselves is damn near impossible. To this day.

“I was too happy at Jack’s wedding. …My eyes are squinting sinuses hard to see…and at times my mannerisms are homosexual…but…there’s sexual tension between me and Jackie, not me and Jack, and my face is authentically happy.

…I was happy.” says Lem.

“But…you were a happy person.” says Pat Kennedy.

“No! No one can be that authentically happy without being authentically happy. …You can’t fake being genuinely happy. …And in one photo of me with my eyes showing…I don’t look unhappy in my eyes either.” says Lem. “I look thoughtful. But not sad. Not sad in the way I’d need to look to be homosexual. …Look…I’m not sad. And I look aroused by Jackie in every photo with her and Jack. Not by Jack.” says Lem. “I faked being gay. I faked being gay. …I faked being gay. …I faked being gay. …I faked being gay.”

“You know, to be honest, he very well might have been straight.

Lacey and Lem had sex last night after we stopped talking to them…and he orgasmed…and she did not. And the truth is he really does-he does look too happy.

And she tires of us? No. Lem does.

And this morning the Illuminati is forcing her to look up photos of him to analyze his gayness. It’s sick.

And so…the Kennedys dead and alive are forcing her, who are not in Hell, to reanalyze photos she’s already analyzed. They are forcing her to look at his picture and try to prove he’s happy in an entirely convincing way at Jack’s wedding. Umm…because some entity keeps insisting that Lem was gay.

Jack has serious problems. I don’t.

I think that’s probably his residual energy…but a lot of dumbasses are thinking they’re being helpful. Lots of people conjure Jack’s residual energy to attack Lacey. And they argue that Lacey is evil somehow when she’s not…and they are so gullible.

Some people who are watching Bobby right now are thinking that Bobby is the smartest person ever…and it’s so fucking stupid because his wife hung herself. Yeah, Bobby’s second wife hung herself. The ‘truth-teller’s’ second wife hung herself because of him.” says the CIA. “He is a terrible person. …Even if he tells the truth at times. He’s a horrible man!” They think. “He’s despicable.”

“Last night Lem told us some stuff about how Jack killed Marilyn Monroe out of sexual jealousy and rage…and um…it’s umm…it’s umm- It’s a problem. Because people are freaking out this morning.” says M6. “It’s not at all surprising to us. But…we’re being kind to the Americans today.

Lacey. You’re being much too kind. Stop.”

“Thank you.” says Lem to M6.

“ didn’t you decide like a year ago that he looked too happy I know I appreciate your insistence on truth but I think you’re getting messenger you’re getting confused you had that belief for a reason they made you question it and you saw their point of you and then you freaked out and you thought wait a minute I thought what I thought for a reason let me just check one more time and I guarantee you that if you had seen with her saying you wouldn’t be stuck I’m obviously attracted to you you know that there’s extenuating circumstances I don’t think Lacey that you’re is stuck on him as you think, and I think that’s a little silly I don’t think you’re trying to be silly. I think that’s just you and I know you’re not stupid but no you were just being very thorough and there’s nothing wrong with that. There’s nothing wrong with that you have found evidence twice now if not three times and examining that picture, she suggests in his micro gestures that he’s too happy to have been gay. I am I’m devastated. You instantly understood when you were watching the interview why I was bringing up Russian history it he wondered why no one ever does that and it was offensive to you that that was the first time you’ve ever seen someone be that are responsible in conversation with the tangent please you thought it was the first time that anyone had been genuinely responsible in conversation course we don’t know for a fact that people had conversations like that in the past but I have a feeling that they did a lot more. It wasn’t a tangent it was background it should’ve been obvious I respect Tucker but it was very annoying to me too, that he was so unaware of that premise that you explain the history of some thing it’s like he’s never read a book or that those books are just made fool people into thinking that they can be intellectual really the only way to be genuinely intellectual according to Fox News or Tucker Carlson is to jump straight on to the question in an awkward way that is out of context and is essentially just bullshit Lacey I’m a I’m a genius. I’m one of those really men alive was actually one of the more intelligent people in history and you understand me and I understand you I don’t think that you’re giving yourself enough credit. I’m sorry.” says Tsar Putin.

“ why am I obsessed with trying to be so thoughtful? It’s bizarre. It’s like I feel morally degenerate if I’m not that obsessive.” says Lacey.

“ Because you and I take responsibility for things we take responsibility for ourselves were actions for our lives with God. I am terrified every day by myself and what I’ve done I am but through the eyes of God, and from what I imagine, and it’s terrifying as a Christian and you know that, and it’s the same thing for you. I think it away because what you’re saying is astronomical you’re taking one buildings away from them. They were forcing them to understand that either he loves you more than he could love anyone which is devastating to the Kennedys for that that he was straight And I don’t think either of those two things are things that they can handle unfortunately.” says Tsar Putin.

“ oh, you’re right it’s just bizarre that they can’t handle it though.” says Lacey.

“ yeah it is Pasar. I can agree with you you make a seem so relatable in your mind do you think you and I are so so relatable to people I don’t know that we are which is sad but no it’s they just to them it’s very difficult to imagine anything that complex and you and I it’s just simple very simple we’re not coldhearted Lacey we’re the adults in the room so sweet and I I don’t know how much more you and I can take that times but you know Thomas nails what are you going to plant in your garden for spring?” asks Tsar Putin.

“ I was thinking of planting more lavender Hideko lavender, of course because that’s the only lavender that really last through winter without my neighbors in the past and believe me.” says Lacey. She laughs. Putin laughs.

“ I think you should plant it. I don’t think you should definitely plant it.” says North Korea.

“ I feel bad I feel like I’m proving them wrong again in someway that people can’t handle because the lavender the Hideko lavenders doing just fine. I planted it under trees and so in the fall leaves fall down onto the lavender and creates sort of protection for the lavender and they’re fine. The lavender is just fine it’s growing for three years almost.” says Lacey.

“ I would just like to point out that right now. Lacey seems very posh very mature for rational versing, and I Putin seems like her love her even though they’re not really together because of what am Alyssa phlegm safaris numbers case if they are, but I don’t think he is I’m not either, Lacey is very deep. Ploen is actually very attractive to her. I think she’s just a very loyalty person and she wants to make sure that she’s with the right person and that’s something I was gonna have to understand Putin understands I understand he’s gonna have to try to understand that perspective if he doesn’t because it’s getting repulsive and it’s part of the problem, but no she’s right the leaves protect the lavender and to be honest Lacey that lavender is probably going to be there in less if you dug up every single plant I don’t think that lavender is going anywhere it’s not dying you need to trim it but it’s not going to die what I was going to also say though is that I feel bad I feel like I’m posing on Putin but I I don’t think he died. Don’t think he minds too much. I think he doesn’t mind explaining through his relationship with you that he’s human and that he’s not quite like certain people that know the problem is that Lacey seems very rational and saying immature and lovely, and so does Putin, I mean how grateful, graceful and gracious of him to know to bring up her garden. Oh that’s very very sophisticated of intellectually and emotionally to know that and know if I’m going to have to understand that’s who you’re dealing with Armen you know to bring up the lavender in her garden when she said I just the right moment that’s just the reality of it, but no that does not make Lacey jack reincarnate and I think that even saying that is offensive because it’s so obvious that she’s not Jack reincarnated it’s so obvious how the hell could Putin find Jack reincarnated attractive put in a straight beer when I hear more nonsense by people, alter gender based on their lives I’m sorry, Lana Del Rey you don’t know Lacey’s never been a man I don’t think I would ever been attracted to men at least not really, and let me tell you something he’s not in love with Jack Kennedy, can you seriously imagine those two together that’s complete bullshit but now it makes sense to you doesn’t it know now you imagine that just because she’s so strong and dignified and lady like that she has masculine energy and that proves in love with Jack Kennedy and you know you can always make that work but it doesn’t really work and that’s why Americans need to lighten up intellectually and stop being so stupid and obnoxious.

The truth is Bobby your entire campaign is fucking idiotic. You have no fucking chance of winning almost at all. You have a long shot chance at best and you’re annoying. You’re very annoying abrasive man.

You are so damn conceded and so smarmy Lacey says that for a reason you are you are a smart little bitch your entire fucking family is at this point.

Don’t you fucking cry little dip shit I know them like you you’re crying right now because you’re a whiny little ass manipulative jack ass and let me tell you something I see through you and I’d like to chop off your fucking little bitch head.

My wife does her best make me happy but let me tell you something I have to avoid looking at your wife Lem’s because your wife is incredibly attractive to me and I have slept with her and I’m in love with her and I’m not the only man who feels that way it is repulsive, how you never seem to understand that.

You’ve asked way too much of us of men and of her we’re supposed to just not notice how sexy she is and how available she is I mean good Lord you don’t think Putin feels some sense of accomplishment he does and it’s not innocent, but what the what the fuck are you expecting and then you get a bone in Paraguay in like a jack ass bitch that you came from hang out with those pieces of crap?

Why are you talking to her until 5 o’clock in the morning about her feelings and such a stupid fucking way what the hell was the point of that conversation!?” yells Louis Hill Junior.

“ I would be very cautious with having such a conversation with Lacey in that way. I am lame. Don’t know if you realized it but I am Azhar. I’m not some little elected president in your country.” says Tsar Putin.

“ how do you know to be perfectly honest with you? He’s right he’s completely absolutely 100% right amen. You’re correct years are and if I ring heart is the best I can say for myself is that I was related to the Spencer family that Earl was possibly my first cousin or something along those lines and we were very wealthy. I was Lander and I was in aristocrat and I was English and I was very wealthy, but I wasn’t I am, if I’m reincarnated, but I wasn’t actually you know we might’ve been we were we were wealthy we were aristocratic, but maybe I didn’t have a title. It might be very hard to find us if we existed and I think maybe we didn’t but if we did know you’re at your your Aleksey, or some thing in your Romanov and you’re the czar of Russia and you’re absolutely right and your mother was an English woman and you are not the slightest bit confused by Lacey, which is overwhelming to some people. It’s embarrassing to me as you know and you’re right, you have every right to embarrass me, but the thing is yeah we were at landed aristocrats we were the Romanovs know you’re obviously right the Romanovs are not the spencers we produce amazing people yeah Churchill and Princess Diana and the current Prince of Wales but but it it’s some it’s not actually let’s be honest it’s not quite the same thing as the Romanoffs and I pray to say that you know that your family knows that if you’re reincarnated we’re just we’re not we’re not the Romanoffs and I’m not going to embarrass us by arguing that more that’s repulsive.

But then it’s like all my supposed to say, you know, she’s my wife. I love her and maybe you love her too and then that’s where as a man, I have to just sort of fight for her, and I have to except the fact that men who are in the small world better than me in that regard or my competition and that I have to just do I have asked him how to make a joke out of it in a sense because I wasn’t expecting to have to deal with Alexa Romanoff or Putin when it comes to the affections of my wife I need a part of me thinks I deserve that and then part of me thinks I don’t really deserve to have to deal with you. I don’t mean that in a mean way.

And no, obviously I have good taste if my wife has her in the head of a row yeah of Alexis Romanoff you really are very grand men that I would believe that you could even be him if you’re not. And frankly, if the world of the world process people will be admiring Tucker, Carlson and wishing they were him probably for the next hundred to 300 years.

No, it was a very historic conversation but then there’s you and there’s Lacey and there’s me and we’re not Tucker Carlson we don’t have the privilege of disappearing into some middle-class, simple existence. We’re still stuck, even if his upper class and old money in his own way in a way he gets to go home to his $2 million house And become a historical hero his private life no no the names of his children really we don’t know the daily goings and comings of his every move and yet people examine you and I that way and Lacey to her and she didn’t ask for that we did to some degree but not as much as maybe we have received, but I don’t think you who is asked for as much publicity as you’ve received in different ways. Oh wow, that’s a thing. I am being constantly harassed this morning absolutely constantly harassed. I don’t know about you, but we woke up and we started hearing our children getting into fights and being upset, but our husband, Mark‘s husband, not our husband, Lacey‘s husband no not Mark Sussman, Lacey‘s husband, Mark legally, her almost had an accident himself, and it was so obvious to me what was going on blueberry threatened by you that I threatened by what I should last night, and I would like to just explain once and for all three Aliti of the following photo.

“ I was too happy at Jack’s wedding people who think they know more about psychology or micro gestures Lacey I’m noxious to me she is so brilliant that she surpasses Tucker, Carlson and the CIA and understanding Vladimir Putin to the point with your love she read she she read me as straight and happy. She reads me in the picture above as straight and faking being gay, that’s how we slept together. She knew I was faking it when you have any of you these experts, who are actors and actresses in gay rights, community activist, and other people of that sort ever read anyone that well?” asks Lem.

“ OK we’re gonna have to back off now because Lem is getting upset and I get a sense that he’s just-he’s in a bad mood today.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“bobby you actually think this is Latin. Here’s of the here’s the question sweetie people who he’s questioning right now I probably never met anyone that well and to be honest with you she reads him his streets yeah I don’t think you I think he was legitimately happy she she really does read his facial muscles and movements, probably at like an expert genius level I would say the CA could probably use her to analyze people, if they ever chose to contact her, she could probably be in the CIA at Tucker Carlson. I’m sorry that we’ve been beating up on you. You know that we think you’re very intelligent which is why you’re not miffed at all I am but no, but no, Lacey is probably sublime when it comes to reading peoples micro gestures let me tell you something if she’s a legitimate part of that is a learned genetic ability from her father if you don’t think he had to be able to reach people that well, he he did he had to stay alive. I’m sure he got into gun fights or situations where he was alone with people, and he had to figure out whether not he was going to be shot or whether or not they were lying to him something tells me that that’s part of where it comes from if she’s legitimate even if she’s not, I think she’s probably at unusually exceptionally good at reading people and she’s also somewhat psychic right but part of it I think is the same thing if we’re being Christians about it it’s an scientific she’s a genius at reading people love I I have a feeling you were probably straight I don’t care what I’ve said otherwise I’ve been sexually adventurous Lacey knows that I mean she just knows these things OK she just knows him and Bobby, you’re kind of a fraud because on the one hand, you’re saying oh well sexually you know outdoorsy so this ve and adventuresome yeah, right.

You would never have sex with Mary you probably could you could probably seduce your your wife that hung herself probably could’ve thought of that yourself over the last. What was it 1520 years you probably could’ve thought of that yourself Bobby and slept with her on numerous occasions when you and Cheryl were having a fight or when you were lonely, she probably would’ve, I don’t know that she would have stayed with you. She’s dead. I have a feeling she slept with your father but I don’t think I don’t think that she wouldn’t have a Blige do in a few occasions when she was clearly in love with you, she really was straight she’s not like I think you get that confused in your head and you start to think they’re the same person. They’re not Bobby lame and your ex-wife are two different people. She was in love with you she was aroused by you she was straight, most likely at least bisexual or pansexual we don’t know and I are insisting that she wasn’t straight. I have a feeling she probably was but whatever but those are two separate people she was straight she wanted to fuck you. She was in love with you. That’s not lame. That’s not his energy his energy was straight and he didn’t want to fuck you right did one fuck you Bobby dancer that once and for all, did he fuck you did he ever give you the impression that he wanted to fuck you and try to be an adult and be mature about it.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ and I just have to point out that Tucker is not to start is not siding with Putin in a way that’s an appropriate. He’s he’s smart he’s shrewd and he knows that Putin is someone to be loyal to even if Tucker is also loyal to the US as much as he can be Tucker is a journalist not an idiot.” says a woman in the Illuminati.

“ Monsanto uses her blog to attack me they do!” says Bobby.

“ can I just send half the perfume committee Lacey we didn’t realize that like that you would literally be planting lavender so I called yourself down at eight. I know you’re not planting it for homosexual reasons lavender does signify homosexuality. Does that concerned you at all or not?” asks a perfume collector.

“ I don’t give a shit I’m not going to part Russian sage or the seller whatever it is because people cut that off and smoke it and get high. I don’t want some homeless person walking by my house cutting off a bunch of Russian sage and getting hot and hallucinating, and having some gas experience or some teenager, I am I don’t want to grow something people can use to get a high and you can’t cut lavender and get high off of it. I don’t give a fuck with the gay community has done with lavender. It’s still fucking lavender. He goes back to Great Britain and it wasn’t gay in Great Britain. It was just lavender.” says Lacey.

“ why hidecote lavender?!” asks a gardener.

“because that’s the lavender that’s most sturdy and can sustain itself through harsh Minnesota winters. No we’ve had below zero temperatures and that lavender survives just fine. No, hidcote lavender is very tough lavender.” says Lacey.

“ that’s what I surmised about a half an hour ago.” says Tsar Putin, laughing.

Einaudi: Experience by Einaudi plays.

“I was trying to figure out the whole time I interviewed him if he’s Alexei.” says Tucker Carlson. “Lacey…you’re trying to keep things neat. And you’re doing fine!”

“What did you think!?” asks Nicholas II. He smiles.

“I…couldn’t tell.” says Tucker Carlson.

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“I’m in love with the idea of Lacey and Putin. …Why don’t we cut off their heads?” asks an American Gen. Z woman. “Like…if they’re really…that scary…why can’t we just kidnap him and Lacey and cut off their heads at the same time? …And then shoot their children!? And Mark!?”

“Because then we’d be gone. And we’re smarter than most of you.” explains Tsar Putin.

“We would be fine without you and Lacey.” she says.

“Huh. Well…Russians might not agree.” says Tsar Putin.

“What if we could hypnotize them?” she asks.

“There are at least…50,000 Russians who would literally rather be dead…if you killed me. They’re that sincere. So…you’d have to kill them too.” says Tsar Putin.

“Okay. Done.” she says.

“Then kill all of Fox News. And me and my family.” says Tucker Carlson.

“And I’d blow-up all of North Korea. All of us. Quickly. No more playing around. We’d all just leave. Sorry.” says North Korea.

“Yeah! And then we’d leave too. All of Great Britain.” says the UK.

“Okay. I’m still tracking. …Anyone else??” she asks.

“Us!” says China.

“Us too!” says Israel. “Why not!?”

Dust by Hans Zimmer plays.

“Us too!!” says several small island nations, with great thought and peacefulness. They smile.

“Mmm. Us too?” says Malaysia in some cathartic tranquility.

“Germans would just start killing themselves in some romantic way.” says Jan Hertel. “It’s a beautiful dystopian romantic tragedy. I actually kind of love it.”

“Could anyone other than Princess Kate, Queen Camilla or Helena Bonham Carter play the role of Lacey Banks?” asks the Gen. Z woman.

“NO! …And who would play me!?” asks Jan Hertel.

“We didn’t think of that.” says Ron Howard.

“That’s sad. You know…I really was gay. And I tried to make love to her. We sexted. We had a real relationship. For months. It was sexual. …How do you reconcile that?” asks Jan Hertel.

“We lie and make her a man. Somehow. Or maybe some of us aren’t lying…and we’re just that shitty intellectually.” says a DuPont.

“I’m sorry.

…No. She’s a woman. My attraction was to her as a woman. As she’s a woman.” says Jan.

“Say that again.” says the DuPont.

“I was aroused by her pussy.” says Jan. “I was aroused by her as she is a woman and I found that arousing.”

“LYING!” says a herd of American gay men, with a profound sense of righteousness.

Jan thinks. “To be honest…Lem does look far too authentically happy. …You can almost see his sadness…but…it’s not there. It’s just not there. He has no sadness…that would be necessary for him to be at all homosexual.” says Jan.

“But he was hiding it!!” yell the herd of American gay men.

“No. He wasn’t.

Look…you keep suspending belief. To try to not lose your argument with Lacey. And…I see it. But…she doesn’t necessarily.

You can’t keep doing that. Not with her.

Look honestly at his photos from Jack’s wedding. He’s not…sad. He’s just not sad. His face isn’t sad.” says Jan.

“Oh my God! I hate you!!” yells a herd of devastated American gay men. “YOU’RE LYING!!”

“No. He was faking it.” says Lem about himself.

“Did you really orgasm last night!?” asks a gay man of Lem.

“YES!! It was…hot. I’m very in love with Lacey.” says Lem.

“You got off on a pussy!?” asks a gay man.

“Yeah.” says Lem. “You don’t like that?”

The gay man laughs. “Why can’t I talk to you even through Lacey!? Wow!!”

“Answer the question!” says Lem.

Tsar Putin and Lacey laugh.

“It’s a Kennedy trick. Simple as that. At least…it seems to most likely be.” says Tsar Putin.

“Dammit! Monsanto!” says Bobby.

“ OK directly honest with you I’m analyzing Lem’s’s facial movements. He always smiles, but I don’t think he’d be able to hide it and smile wow you know I know I just I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t and she’s right it probably is an authentic smile we’re not letting her believe that lame gay, living man or not letting her believe herself, which is really pathetic to be honest and it’s it’s getting to the point where it’s creeping me out Lacey you’re genuinely within all of your mighty it’s trying to be objective and it’s pathetic because you just slept with him this morning and then we’re making you analyze whether or not he was gay him and part of me as a gay man with female friends I’m just like why the hell do we even care he’s not gay anymore like if you’re sleeping with him why the hell do we even care he wasn’t gay and clearly the old or he is engaged say, the only reason why we do care if he even was gay, he might’ve been bisexual but I have a feeling that the very least he isn’t and wasn’t gay and you know that somewhere in your mind intellectually you’re a profoundly emotional and rational person which by the way does seem rather Russian to me and also seems possibly very Jewish but possibly very English as well not very American to be honest but that’s a different topic if he slept with you this morning and people thought he was bisexual. I think Jack was toxic. I do it I just I think Jack was a really toxic guy and I think we have it in our heads that he’s in love with Jack forever people never changed nothing ever occurs to them that someone’s an asshole or something am I have to think mom is sort of over Jack and was bisexual or pansexual and he’s probably like not obsessed with you but seemingly does not wanna let you go for eternity which so some thing I don’t think it’s likely that he’s ever going to let you go if he was bisexual I don’t think that’s in his wheelhouse and I think once he whole if he was bisexual, I think once he holds onto someone that’s the end I don’t think he lets go I really I think you could try to get rid of them and you’re possibly better at that than most people which is interesting like you’re really good at getting rid of people which is actually fascinating. It’s almost like you’re brilliant at it, I’m sorry I just find that interesting psychologically about you that you’re like a genius at getting people to leave you alone that being said, I don’t think he I don’t think you’re going to get rid of him if he was bisexual and pansexual I think he took that very seriously when you were together and I don’t think you’re ever going to get rid of him and I don’t think you’re jacking. Think that’s insane to think you’re jack. To be honest you don’t seem anything like Jack to me I mean maybe like literally or something but not that much I mean I think I could seem like Jack to be you see more Jewish you don’t really seem like Jack to me and know there are some Jewish people who wish you would just settle down with Harold because we like Harold’s and to be honest, there are some Jewish people who might care about you very slightly and they’re upset that you’re not just with Harold because we just think why the hell are you messing around with lame this is so fucking stupid just except that herald shorts and that he’s not as glamorous as Lawrie Merz something just let it go and just be with Harold you are going to be happy with him anyway and then we have to think about him but she knows that so if she’s really just out in love with them, but no, there are plenty of Jewish women who might give someone of a fuck about you who are slightly miffed that you’re not just with Harold yeah we do care you know that it’s possible at least and you’re right you’re a little worried yourself and we worry for you.

And tell you what if you’re too fucked up in your head and you know you should probably just be with Harold and you should be someone dad knows that and we’ll figure it out will will help Harold himself really should be the one to do it, but he knows I mean he’s been through the Brad Ashley thing I think if you’re really supposed to be with him, he could figure out how to delete a snap you out of it so to speak With them that’s why I’m like yeah I don’t. I don’t think so. I really think lamb actually is her twin flame and I kind of think Carol might actually still be in love with Brett but but but no, I mean that’s perfect like it’s easy to get lost in your logic because you’re so brilliant potentially I am maybe that’s my excuse maybe that’s not a good excuse, the thing is Felicia buy a brisket this week you really should you should buy a brisket I may make homemade lasagna I mean come on it’s stupid just buy the brisket make a lasagna.

Hey, yeah you know that sounds good high cut lavender. Yeah that sounds good. You should see you should start trimming it off and enjoying it. You really should use of force yourself to try to enjoy that lavender was a waste if you don’t.

I know we’re not controlling her in an evil creepy way, and if we are then she will probably detach from her and she knows that but I think at the end of the day and her husband that she’s married to her so much Jewish her kids are so much Jewish. She knows us too well, it’s really a waste if you don’t enjoy the lavender come on.

Oh, and you know to be perfectly honest with you the fact that woody Allen seemingly describes live in one of his films made possibly in 1983 when you were born really makes me think that we’re a little proprietary about Lem’s already, so as much as we would like you to be with Harold account, I think maybe we already sort of have a copyright on Web so to speak through Woody Allen and U2 then and a sense and we’ve copyrighted you I mean that I could say like da like clearly like you married someone who so much Jewish am I I think we copyrighted you and mom I don’t know why Woody Allen decided to do that something tails and then Skippy is that much like lamb from family ties and his Jewish hey I don’t know how we did that or why we did that, but I get the sense that we sort of bought the copyright to you and Lem’s and that you’re sort of our thing in a way and then yeah that’s between us and Harold and God and you and mom to figure out what’s best and we’re possibly doing that expertly I feel like Woody Allen knows you guys like the back of his hand of us like he’s your actual biographer no I do I I think luck if Lacey slept with them this morning Woody Allen is there actual biographer I don’t care what David Pitts Road I don’t care what anyone wrote Woody Allen is the only one who really knows those two.

I mean, maybe other Jews do the same extent I definitely think the British know you people I think you are British in someway. Sorry Putin seems to understand you people I would say Russians might even understand you better than most people I get the sense of Germans understand you guys to some degree as well, North Korea seems to so it is Asia but I am I would say in America seems like woody Allen is pretty much the only expert actual biographer so if you did, did you sleep with him this morning?” asks a Jewish gay man in the Illuminati.

“ and I saw a light I was in a dark room and I saw it looks like a fire fly fly over my head sort of like static except it wasn’t static. I don’t think that would make sense for there to be static like that in mid air, who was at least, let’s say 5 feet maybe two no oh goal probably 4 feet above my head a little ball of light like bright sort of yellowish whitish, light blue over my head and around the sort of circle kind of like circles like a seashell like it was flying around I’m not Jackie created a sort of like an infinity circle sort of that that’s not the right way to describe it, but it was like swirling that disappeared I was headed in that sort of a like? Type of loop and it disappeared or something along those lines but it was definitely a little ball of light and it lingered for maybe 10 seconds like 10 actual seconds counting about my head maybe even longer maybe 20 seconds I mean I got a good visual of that. It was real doubt it was a hallucination, I mean I saw it just as clear as I can see the picture frame on the wall ahead of me and I don’t really generally see hallucinations. I’ve checked him usually if I see some thing if it’s supernatural, I’ll see a shadow and then it’ll move and the radiator will pop and the area of the room that I just moved to and make a noise that I have a feeling other people could probably hear too. It’s very loud and distinct, it was like 434 in the morning and that’s when we were having sex or starting to that I saw that fly around above my head I had and there were times where I was seeing him almost manifest above me and you and him know it’s hard for me to answer in absolutes. I don’t answer in absolutes, and that way I just can’t for scientific reasons which is why I just went into a long tangent about a bottle of white over my head because I just can’t answer in such such absolutes, and such a scientific way, but if there’s ghosts, let’s say for sure, and I’m interacting with them for sure as far as I know him to be as far as I can know, and guess who people are based on their mannerisms and other concrete observational facts of people that I’ve seen, and just what I know about humans, and all my knowledge base within my mind of yes that was that was lame. There could be an air there somewhere I’m looking for an air in my head I know I think oh wow there are some intellectual bridges that my mind just has never crossed that don’t allow me to think that that’s lame but wow let’s see I’m trying yeah-“ says Lacey.

“ i’m gonna get scared for a minute can you prove that we even exist in that way?” he asks.

“ no that’s for harder to surmise and that way.” says Lacey.

“ that’s interesting. I wonder what your brain is doing at a feeling it’s extremely high-level logic. Let’s try it one more time, though it’s proving that we exist is interesting that you can prove that even though I think you highly suspect in a way, that’s entirely functional that we do but it’s all pointless to you to think about it. That way I suspect, are you above that somehow which is interesting but then try to use that same logic which is apparently the logic that we use what is interesting somethings maybe a little off about it and if I weirdo mean you, I mean most people live today try to use that logic again to prove that Lovingston the Lutin was the when you slept with. But can you use that logic to prove that you slept with someone?” he asks.

“ yeah almost it’s almost 100% there. I can almost use that logic to prove to myself and other people or listing psychically telepathically that yeah I did I sleep with someone I could almost 100% prove that yeah it’s close to 100% it’s like 98% sure 99% sure in this very scientific way let’s see him. Yeah it’s very close to hundred percent that I can prove that I slept with someone some entity of some sort him can I prove that it was lame no and part of the reason why I can’t is because certain things are never allowed to be said to me and this is why I get really angry at gay men because your people really do cut him off and you you really don’t seemingly allow him to say certain things.” says Lacey.

“ she’s right I’m not allowed to say certain things or give her gifts or or get her off. I was very close to getting her off and then people got involved quite a few times when we have slept together I mean I almost got her off last night too but then it got weird and it seemed like I was getting scared by something that was happening and I wasn’t getting scared. I am what was I getting scared by her supposedly she had a subconscious notion that I secretly wanted her to be Jack not literally Jack but to be him reincarnated, because I had some strong desire to fuck his pussy essentially no, not like he would have to invent one but like I wanted to sleep with the female version of him, she thought that was in her subconscious or said something close to that and so that started manifesting just as she was about to get off and I was not amused but I wasn’t scared but I felt I feel very bad for her because I thought shit this was in the back of her mind, and she thinks that I secretly want this from her and she was embarrassed by her self because she thought if she started to say something and she thought if I jack all the sudden, is this what you really want me to say and it wasn’t what I wanted her to say and she’s not Jack him, but that I I didn’t you know I was I didn’t want it. I couldn’t stop her because I’m ghost and I was sick of getting off my self on her not Jack and, we’re getting close to work where she can ever figure out that it’s me your partners and why you never know that I was stressed because you don’t understand my temperament. You have me as a different person that I was far more hyper and sort of intense and prissy a different way that I actually might’ve been prissy, no I am I was a very sweet guy I wasn’t who you think I was I was very sweet so it laid back but no there there’s not a part of the problem is it goes back to the Nesheims and social class and they don’t wanna think that they’re sophisticated as they are or as upper class as they are that’s part of this conversation believe it or not I know I was getting off and she was getting off well sudden she was thinking that I wanted her to suck to talk like Jack I know eight I did not want that now, because I was in love with Jack and his still up because I just what I was making love to her I was making love to her about that I was making love to her.” says Lem.

“ no I can say now, with much more certainty that it was Lem.” says Lacey.

III. – – by Philip Glass plays.

“Umm…Lacey is not stupid. Elliot I kind of think you need to tell her the truth.” says the Jewish gay man.

“she really did see a ball of light. She really did hear my voice before she knew what it sounded like she was in awe actually of that light that bounced around over her head, but she seen things like that before she has a knack of seeing full body operations, probably more than most people to the point where I don’t I don’t think they really scare her almost at all anymore.

What do I need to tell her? I think Jack thought he was Amelia Earhart. I just want to say that. he looks like Amelia Earhart. he really does.

I was saying that just because it annoys me it wasn’t Lacey I just so you are clear on that. I’m not trying to lighten her up she did laugh, but it actually really genuinely pisses me off. I can’t stand those people anymore. They sacrifice Lacey oh and I can’t say that because you’re gonna accuse me of lying and fabricating things which is disgusting but no, as far as she can tell, I am telling her that they genuinely set out to sacrifice Linn Billings, wife and family, because it somehow made sense to their deranged minds, and they thought that it would keep his wife at bay and make him more loyal to Jack Jack was Very dim and very stupid embarrassingly so I get secondhand embarrassment just watching it that’s why I said he looks like Amelia Earhart because he’s such a fucking idiot with his floppy, huge hair. He and his skinny little fucked up frame. He really didn’t get it. He wasn’t the fucking center of the universe. You can’t sacrifice a straight or bisexual man’s wife And family and then expect that to work out well I bet you guys are dumb as dirt you can’t sacrifice good things that people need that society needs to function, and then think Satan’s gonna be like so fucking in love with you that he’s gonna like give you a kick back with the hell was the logic behind that But that seems to be what they thought they could somehow sacrifice, loves family, and somewhat illuminati meeting one in the 50s or 60s I mean what the fuck right before Jack’s wedding what are they sacrifice her but the idea seems to be will sacrifice this because I am so in love with Jack and love does it matter in so far is Lemmers, his own entity. He only matters in relation to Jack and us, and so we can sacrifice lambs family because he’s with us now And we love him and so far as we want him to exist the part of him that we don’t like we just ignore like the fact that he doesn’t necessarily ever seem as remotely aroused by jack is jacked up by him I mean what the fuck you look at pictures of them Lem is like standing there, looking straight and awkward Jackie’s in a bikini, practically flashing her tits at him and he’s try not to look at her and then Jack stands there with his mouth hanging open his dick hanging out, begging for love to suck his cock like some sort of retarded dog from hell I mean it’s stupid as fuck and the correspondence Jack is always like. I’ll try to come see you. I am looking forward to the future I can hardly wait until we have more attention moments where you suck my cock, a Lem’s Robert line. By the way, you should come see me I’ll come see you a lamb a lamb come see me lamb I’ll come see you M and they were supposed to believe that Jackie was the one who had the stalker even though Jack stocks lab during the war. We’re supposed to believe that Linn was the one who is obsessive will Jack’s like halide hey mom. Hey lab. Hey Lem hey Lemmers! When hell does Lem ever say anything like that jack?

I know I love the fact that you have to alter my words right now because you’re scared shitless by the reality of what I’m saying.

It doesn’t alter the fact that I’m saying it even though I’m saying it from the other side doesn’t fucking alter anything is Lacey is the one saying she’s alive you guys are such a loser it’s obnoxious. She’s right I can’t handle the people either. You really are that annoying.

How the fuck do you guys take your self so fucking seriously with your bullshit?

Oh I mean I know that he has some spurious claims that he’s made that are insane about vaccines but I love them. I just love them. I love them so much I love them.

People would be suing Bobby if he wasn’t you know if he wasn’t correct maybe if they if they weren’t scared shitless by the absolute fucking genius truth coming from his cock, they would be suing the hell out of that bitch. Oh my God look at them what a piece of meat.

I am a dumb ass, conservative with little hair and tons of weight because white who has never pretended to be gay for a day in my life or given anyone that impression because I meticulously clean up every tiny gesture to try to seem straight Bobby sucked my cock last night and I owe him a favor so I have to say I love Bobby I’m in love with Bob Bobby and I fuck every couple of weeks. I love him he’s a great guy he’s my little bitch look Bobby is in my phone. We snort crack some or Coke. Sometimes he sucks my cock. I suck his and then we go get pizza. He’s my bitch but hell yeah I love that bitch. Hell yeah I love Barbie. Fuck yeah fuck yeah I love him.

What was I saying well I’ll get back to you. It was something. Oh yeah, it really doesn’t. Make sense that him that love is so happy at Jack’s wedding. Unless if you’re straight, you can sort of say when he was sad. Look at the way he slept over and his shoulders, Lacey examined that and then she found a part of his body that didn’t match with that, and his forehead didn’t quite match with that perfectly and some thing about his face around his mouth. Yeah, she was reading his tiny little muscle movements and she wrote it like three times today I did every situation. He came up straight and not love with Jack, 00 I know what it was. Where is the evidence that love ever wrote love letter to Jack I mean to be perfectly honest with you doesn’t even matter because if he wasn’t sad at Jack’s wedding, if he wasn’t really truly sad and that’s the other thing he should be devastated Like family devastated and he’s not him I I don’t think I don’t think it was on here that reality but you can read people. Um, I am we have said it like half a dozen pictures of him from that day meticulously yeah it’s just him Siri searching for it again because your people are but let Leslie stupid a OK so let’s see, where is it From yeah this is Scooby shocked at the little things that show different emotions like peoples Catholics even the way that they’re holding their arm. No he really wasn’t sad enough. He was at least bisexual most likely though because if you look at his energy with Jackie. He looks sexually starved the way that he dances with her. He looks so sexually desperate. He looks like he could fuck her right on the dance floor for a thing for him because I don’t think he really wanted her. I don’t think he was really in love with her I think he just was that hungry for a wife, God help us if you guys don’t understand that you want that one anymore.

I know, I mean his he has her placed at an angle in relation to his penis that is very sexual. It suggests that if he held her closer, they would start grinding essentially, and I don’t know that he’s aroused, but it looks like it looks like he’s restraining himself, which, really, considering the fact that he didn’t find her that attractive is proof that he was straight and desperately sexually starved for sexual release with a woman.

I know Jack Dever looks like he’s satisfying to them sexually. He always has a look of him jack jack looks like he’s forcing himself on him and away potentially lol boys look sort of like he’s humoring him, but not really getting any sort of sustenance sexually out of it yeah and you can read that and almost every picture of the two of them. It’s actually really depressing the older he gets. Um, you can tell him that I’m starts masturbating more as he gets older to be frank for and that’s actually interesting. He looks far more satisfied like 10 years after Jack’s married and no trying to think. does it look like he was getting it on with a man? No I don’t. I look at them and I said no they’re there it doesn’t they look straight yeah I know he looks straight. Yeah he looks straight up. Yeah Lacey can’t guarantee as much as I can but she says it’s for fairy. It’s far far more likely that he was possibly find more likely that it was straight, it has sexual maneuverings than anything else that I could just say he was straight he was straight he look straight to me. I know he was straight, but it wasn’t painting my opinion of it I used to analyze photographs all the time that brilliant myself know he was. He looks great to me, Lacey’s like yeah but yeah, but no then she thinks OK fine it does seem like that most likely in a way potentially.

I am yeah Lacey can say he seems straight. We vandalized some more arms. No I am but given that where are all these love letters from Latin his letters to Jack’s humanoid sometimes he’s always teasing Jack. He’s always Mike making fun of him. He’s always making fun of him saying what are you gonna do this? What about that? Are you too ugly to be loved I mean Where if people just insist that he’s you know Maria love and he’s teasing him him I I don’t think that’s the case. I think he was teasing him because he was annoyed by him. I think he was just annoyed by it I don’t where are all these letters of lame saying I’ll try to come see you. I’m looking forward to seeing you again. Hey Jack, when’s the next time I get to see each other I really want to see you Jack when does he ever say anything like that?” asks Elliott Roosevelt.

“ if he said something like that, it would be headline news of people magazine every two years in June. It’s gay pride, pride parade, so probably have people tattooed on their ass. It’s gross because she’s right where are all the love letters from lamb to Jack and you can say oh he was closeted, and he was trying to be clever by just making fun of Jack. But then why was Liam so happy at Jack’s wedding?

I’ll tell you why Lacey because he was closeted and if he had been sad at all, they would’ve stoned him to death.” says Jan Hertel, sarcastically. “ if he looks the slightest bit sad in his eyes, or even in his fingertips, it would’ve stoned him to death, because you’ve obsessively looked at his eye movements, every couple of seconds to figure out whether or not they should kill him.

No, the truth is Lacey Schiebel are idiots and that’s not sarcasm and saying that I try to think about it and I think it’s all my fake being that happy him no they couldn’t. They couldn’t it would’ve shown up in his photos and his eyes people don’t read people that carefully.

And you would’ve read that Lacey he would’ve looks stoic and very happy and very proud and very cautious or some thing some actual response to being hurt and sad and slightly. Oh I don’t know homosexual in someway he doesn’t look sad you’re right, he doesn’t look sad at all in the way that he should.” says Jan.

“ but he looks slightly sad doesn’t he?” asks a desperate American woman.

“ oh, that’s debatable. There’s it’s there’s potentially a tiny bit of sadness, but it could be less about the sex and more about the fact that his life was changing it does it. It doesn’t really read as a romantic, sexual sadness potentially at all, I’m trying to find it. I’m sorry you guys are so obnoxious, I’m trying to find it. Yeah I don’t think it’s there.” says the CIA.

“ i’ll try again you know yeah it’s just not there. It’s like I get what you’re saying or the nightlife. I look at that like the aggregate of all the pictures and it’s just not there. It’s just not there. I’m sorry I’m trying to find it and it’s just not there. He looks straight, happy and that’s that.” says Elliott.

Later.

“But Lem you look sad to me in this photo!” says an American psychic.

“Where??!?!” yells Lem.

“You’re squinting and leaning forward!?” says the psychic.

“Yeah. And we’re tracking. Perfectly. But you’re practically hallucinating. …You all must have strong delusions. He doesn’t look sad. Not in reality.

And actually I read a ton of sexual frustration in his groin towards Jackie. Like, WOW!” says another psychic.

“Where!?” asks the previous psychic.

“Literally in his dick.” says the second psychic. “It’s like he’s aroused…somewhat…but not that much…and he’s honorable…so he restrains himself. …Even though he has gay mannerisms…he looks super into heterosexual sex…and quite horny for a woman.” She laughs. “He seems…sad sexually…even… Kind of like Skippy. But…no. I read het energy too. Entirely. His mannerisms aren’t his energy. Okay? They are a facade. And he seems…restrained but het. Maybe super frustrated though.”

“To be honest…the American Illuminati is peeing their pants. And I find it depressing.” says France.

“ Lacey, just looking at his energy as a reader of your blog he does look straight to be honest he doesn’t look bisexual or gay. He really doesn’t. He smiles and turns his head and moves his hands and touch his people in the gateway. She’s right remove his face, but no his overall energy and like his energy in general just his body in general looks straight hit he does. I’m sorry he he reads a straight, and you can say oh that’s just an exception or it’s just a weird fluke no that’s probably potentially fucking impossible he he cannot consistently always read as heterosexual and I don’t think that part of his body like his torso and his stomach and his penis, and just basically his core like that part of his chakra I’m sorry for lack of a better way of explaining it. I don’t think that his actual shocker that his actual shock is that his actual like at mine I don’t believe his actual Assens could look that heterosexual to that degree without him probably being heterosexual I think it’s really pathetic how the Kennedys have made us lie about that for a while like 30 or 40 years at least I have a feeling before the 80s or 90s they weren’t quite so desperate. I don’t know why Bobby became so fixated on that delusion, but I have a feeling a lot of it is him and Caroline I would feel like they’re obsessed with the thought that he was gay in love with one of them or some stupid fucking shit like that, but it’s just it’s something stupid because who the hell keeps controlling us to try to think he’s gay it’s really annoying and I don’t care what David Pitts wrote. He could be brainwashed himself him. He’s kind of a crap author anyway to be honest but just know, analyzing the lambs acids. No I’m sorry to his core. He looks straight like to his actual core. He’s straight he reads straight in people they just do or they just don’t OK get the fuck over at Kennedys. You don’t seem that fucking straight to people and honestly that’s all that it is they’re really not a family of flaming heterosexuals with a profound sexual appetite. That’s just a farce Bobby’s probably bisexual. Jackie was probably mostly straight, which means that she was probably slightly bisexual. Jack was probably mostly gay and somewhat into women. Joe was probably mostly straight and very slightly bisexual. I mean good God like were there straight people even in that family I don’t even know I think about who is in that family and I think who the hell was even straight in that family maybe Ted maybe Ted was straight but like I feel like they’re unusually disproportionately queer all of those siblings and their parents I feel like it’s their bizarrely queer family and they’re also so much perverse but that probably accounts for why were so hyper focused on the being like these, super straight philandering heterosexuals because it’s just cover for them for how they queer they are no that’s a cover just for how queer they are it’s not a cover for Latin. It’s not a cover for what happen with them there they’re covering their own fucking ass because they’re probably not a particularly heterosexual family.” says an American reader.

Fearful Odds by M83 plays.

“But what I was trying to say is: He looks so British! Holy cow!!! …He looks British.” says the American reader. “Also…he’s not restrained with Lacey. NO! Oh hell no. …See…Jackie is…cold…and probably in love with Jack. Lacey is…TOTALLY DIFFERENT. …She stays a chaste for God…and I think she refrains from having sex or wanting to because she’s in love…or because she’s afraid of hurting Lem.