Daylight by David Kushner plays.
Why didn’t you in the Illuminati just let Lacey finish her novel? Three years ago? Why are you so obsessive? You make no sense.
Yes. I either told the cold truth…as best I could tonight…or I became…a comedian. And yet…I still told you how I feel. I’m irate.
Lacey really has talked to the actual Alexei Romanov…regardless of whether or not he’s Tsar Putin. And he has suggested marriage to her.
Is that Vladimir Putin in the future…being a romantic…or no? Maybe that’s just Alexei.
…But you can’t take us anymore. I’m going to have prove myself to Lacey alone. We’re going to have to give-up. Because other than precious few people you all seem too tone deaf to hear us.
You know…maybe…you need her to tell you in a way that’s impossible. Do you know what you’re asking her to do? You’re asking her destroy the world with a nuclear war to prove I was heterosexual.
“What!?” asks Sean Collins.
“You’re asking us to blow-up the whole world.” says Lem.
“How does that prove you’re heterosexual?” asks Sean.
Lem laughs. “Because….people hear ‘her arguments.‘ But they stubbornly refuse to believe I’m real and Lem. It’s too upsetting to them. And while Lacey can be excruciatingly honest…they can’t be. They can’t be honest almost at all. Not about their own lives in that way.
Burn by David Kushner plays.
So…the people who are most stubborn are…practically insane. They demand proof. Endless proof. That we’re real. …And it’s…absurd. Last year Michael threatened to destroy the banking system…if they didn’t leave her alone and he almost did.
*Sean laughs*
Yeah! Right!? …He was about to do it…but then he decided it was just too caustic to the innocent members of the middle class and poor.
A man who’s now dead in China started the pandemic. Because he felt Lacey was wrongfully being tortured and executed. He’s an honorable man, actually.
And…the war in Russia was started in relation to her as well.
…If they keep pushing…it’s going to come down to nuclear war. I can’t figure out because I’m not God…why…they’re being so bull-headed and stubborn. But they seem…profoundly determined.” says Lem.
“What is it they’re after?” asks Sean.
“I mean who even fucking knows at this point. I’m starting to think they’re insane.” says a reader.
“What are they after through?” asks Sean.
“Oh! You’re grandfather is old money?” asks Dr. Moritz.
“Yeah! In the state of Massachusetts. Republican.” says Sean.
Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears plays.
“Anyway.
Yah! There’s gotta be…something.” says Sean.
“I can’t figure it out.” says Lacey.
“It seems to be mostly liberals.” says Lem.
“Maybe they’re after…” starts Sean.
“It’s not that organized.” says Matthew Nesheim.
“You shouldn’t have killed yourself!” says Sean.
“They’re totally emotional. Last night they lost their shit ruined Lacey’s conversation with Lem because she’s so stoic it drives them literally insane with…jealousy. They can’t imitate her…and it makes them so angry.” says Matthew.
“What is it they’re intimidated by? What Great Grandma Nesheim used to do?” asks Crystal Nesheim.
“Yes!! Exactly. If they tortured most people in our family…they’d find us too stoic for their liking. …It’s that whole damn line from our Mad Men where they mock us with Betty Draper’s blond hair and coldness. ‘My people are Nordic.’ …They’re just incredibly insecure.” says Mathew Nesheim.
“Wow! It’s amazing how genuinely ignorant they are.” says Crystal Nesheim.
Matthew nods…open-mouthed and in shock.
“What do they want from us!??” asks Paula Nesheim.
Matthew thinks. “It’s almost-“. He thinks. “It’s almost like they want us to cease to exist.”
“So just…not exist? Not even be dead? Just not exist?!?” asks Paula.
“Yeah.” says Johnny Nesheim.
“Why…are you all so damn offensive?” asks Sean Collins.
“It’s a North Dakota thing. It’s-“ says Mathew.
“They just hate the word north.” jokes North Korea.
“They are that weird!” says Matthew Nesheim. “Really though…it’s like a massive paranoia on their part. And maybe it’s-“
“It’s because of what they’re doing to make money. Selling humans.” says Ron Craft.
“So why are they targeting us though?” asks Crystal Nesheim.
“Because we’re extremely threatening. We’re too…normal. They’re scared by us. We’re problematic but we have…some sanity. And we’re not the sort of people who would sell humans. …We’re too good or we’re too smart for that. Or both. …And that’s just it. Lacey calls them evil peasants. And they are!
She’s not actually hateful towards peasants or poor people. They’re just evil peasants. …But they’re very wealthy and they seem so sophisticated. But they actually are just pretentious.” says Matthew.
Later.
“Why are they so damn offended that we’re talking to them?” asks Crystal Nesheim.
“Because someone called for it. They were morally offended by her.” says MSNBC.
“Why?” asks Helena Bonham Carter.
“Because I’m married. That’s all. That’s really all it was.” says Chris Hayes.
“But it was a simple mistake!” says Crystal Nesheim.
“We believe being elite is…different nowadays. Since the Kennedys. …Just being honest!” says MSNBC.
Moments later.
“Explain!” says Crystal Nesheim.
“So…we believe that marriage is…a huge deal. But…that’s why you should never get married as quickly as the Nesheims do.” says MSNBC.
“We don’t! That’s absurd.” says Crystal.
“Okay. …Then why do we have better marriages!?” asks MSNBC.
“Maybe you don’t.” says Crystal.
“Fine. …The point is that…we don’t have…the problem. The problem is that you all…encroached on our turf.” says MSNBC.
“How!?” asks Crystal, laughing.
“Oh! They’re not trying to be funny!” says Sean Collins.
Moments later.
“How did we encroach on your territory!?” asks Crystal Nesheim. “With our oil…it’s more our territory.”
“Yeah. I agree.” says Jonah Wiley.
“Funny. That’s right on cue.” says Lacey.
“Yeah. Lacey and Lem really are nerdy.” says the Republican Party.
“We are too!” says Marilyn Monroe. “I just sound stupid. I’m actually…an extremely hot nerd.” She laughs. “Imagine me ugly with glasses and I don’t seem sexy. I seem dorky.”
“You can’t be not sexy! You just are!” says Arthur Miller to her.
“Hey! Can you channel them? We can!” says Crystal Nesheim.
“I just don’t know what you mean by territory.” says Lacey.
“We mean the whole Illuminati.” says MSNBC.
“That’s all your territory!? Are you sure!?” asks Lacey.
“No. Fair enough. But…we’re in the Illuminati officially. Not you.” says MSNBC.
“Yeah. But like…why is that so damn important?” asks Lacey.
“Because it’s the Illuminati.” says MSNBC.
“Why do we care!??” asks Lacey.
“Because it’s the Illuminati.” says MSNBC.
“So fucking what!?!” asks Lacey.
“We’re not that weak!” says Mark Dayton.
“Really though!? It seems more like a…silly pretense with cool sci-fi stuff and witchcraft most of the time.” says Lacey.
“Yeah. I have a feeling we’re not in it…because we felt it was stupid.” says Crystal Nesheim.
“Oh really? Why?” asks a country music singer.
“Because it’s…like a supernatural country club.” says Crystal Nesheim.
“I know what she means.” says Helena Bonham Carter.
“We hate being controlled or restricted.” says Crystal Nesheim.
“So we feel like an elaborate cult!” says the country music singer.
“Yes!! You all seem like suckers.” says Crystal Nesheims.
“Actually…I kind of know what you mean.” says the country music singer.
“We just hate being controlled.” says Crystal Nesheim.
“Yeah! It’s weird none of you seem to understand how controlled you are.” says Ron Craft.
“I agree.” says Sean Collins. “Are you all sure you’re not…angry at us? Like…resentful?”
“Yeah. That’s what I’m thinking too.” says Crystal Nesheim.
“Oh come on. You are.” says Lacey.
“Maybe.” says Erin Gloria Ryan.
“Yeah. You have been the whole time!” says Lacey.
“Why are we…in trouble though?” asks Matthew.
“Because! Chris is married.” says MSNBC.
“So it’s totally arbitrary?” asks Matthew.
“Yes! You can be offended. And kill people. You’re allowed to do whatever you want. Using community power commons.” says MSNBC.
“Power commons?” asks Lem.
“Yes! It’s a community provided luxury. Everyone has access…theoretically…to everyone else’s power. We all share!” says MSNBC.
“What do you all bring to the table though?” asks Hollywood.
“Umm…the news?!?” scoffs MSNBC.
“Yeah! But that’s not really that important. Okay? You can be replaced.
It’s not like…trillions in oil.
If your owners wanted to totally dismantle you all…they could. Easily. Nothing should be stopping them. Or did you all rig it up so you can’t be fired?” says Lem.
“We have to some degree, legally.” says Joan Walsh.
“But they could still dismantle you? Right?” asks Ivanka.
“Yeah. I mean…they could.” says Joan.
“Then your answer before was sort of false. And that’s annoying.
Look…I’m lost. Why does the Illuminati give a shit!?” asks Lem.
“Because! They’re trying to be egalitarian. It’s a farce. But…we’re made to do it.” says Tsar Putin.
“I find it deplorable.” says Lacey.
“Yes! If they cared about the children we’d not be upset. But they’re fools!” says Lem.
Uttering.
“What purpose does MSNBC serve…if they’re MFK concerned about human rights?” asks Lem.
“We’re entertaining?” asks Erin.
“Not really!” says CNN.
“No. You all have possibly hurt us.” says Tucker Carlson to MSNBC. “Except…maybe something good can work out.”
“I’m just baffled why if I’m not schizophrenic…and imagining things…you’re all still so stuck on me thinking a man who was married was possibly in love with me.” says Lacey.
“Because he was my husband!” says Kate Shaw-Hayes.
“Oh okay. Liar! You knew he was cheating. …You’re ridiculous! …You knew he was cheating!! …I mean…I can’t believe you didn’t know. …It was so bloody obvious. …And then…almost nothing happens…and you’re LIVID!? …But just with me!? Just with me!? …Are you psychotic!? …You seem…impossible. Totally impossible. …It makes so much more sense to think you were just sacrificing me.” says Lacey.
“Dear god. She’s Andy Dufrense. Lacey.” says Fox News.
“And I’m the jail warden?” asks Kate.
“Yeah. Explain!” says Crystal Nesheim.
“Kate we think you all vastly overreacted.” says the CIA. “I don’t care if Diego was killed. And you all were trying to protect him. There’s no reason to have been so draconian.”
“Yeah. We sacrificed the Nesheims again.” says Kate.
“To protect Diego.” says Nikki Haley.
“Yes!” says MSNBC.
“Yah. But what’s a whole white family? They had Diego to worry about!!” says Sean Collins.
Let Me Blow Your Mind by Shawn Lee’s Ping Pong Orchestra plays.
“Let us blow your mind. We agree.” says China.
“Dammit. Fine.” says Kate. “But he was one of our family.”
“Okay. But he brought it on himself!” says Sean. “Why did he suddenly get excused?”
“Because he was on the show. And it gave him immunity from ever getting in any trouble.” says Kate.
“EVER?” asks China.
“That’s the rule in America.” says Kate.
“Yup. That’s the rule in the American Illuminati.” says Chris Hayes, cheerfully.
“Huh. But none of us ever use it.” says Jon Hamm.
“Yeah. It’s not supposed to be abused.” says Jeffrey Epstein.
“But our basement was his sanctuary.” says Kate.
“Yeah!!!” says Chris, adamantly.
“Then how did we kill him?” asks Iran.
“Because he ran away!” says Chris.
“To us. Why?!?” asks Iran.
“Because…he was in shock.” says Chris. “He couldn’t believe we were taking what happened with Lacey so seriously either.”
A Beautiful Mine by RJD2 plays.
“Why are you two so weird!??” asks Lem, sincerely.
“Lem you were straight!” says Chris Hayes.
“Answer the question!” says Lem.
“I knew. I knew he was cheating.” says Kate.
“Then why are you trying to harm me?” asks Lacey.
“Because! You make me mad!” yells Kate.
“Why!?” asks Lacey.
“Yeah. Why?” asks Lem.
“You hurt more than the other people.” says Kate.
“Why!? …I meant nothing to him.” says Lacey.
Kate laughs.
“No. Kate. I meant nothing to him. …Why do you feel so hurt!?” says Lacey. “He might have some insane interest in me. But it’s nuts! …And he mostly just noticed I was pretty.”
“I didn’t want him to notice you were pretty.” says Kate.
“Oh fucking well! Get a grip! …What the hell do you even mean anyway? You’re losing me.” says Lacey.
“I want you.” says Kate.
“Eww! You’re vile!” says Lacey, making a face of absolute disgust.
“Dammit. I have a power issue with you. Clearly.” says Kate.
“Yeah. It’s…like…sociopathic on your part. But explain. I demand you do.” says Lacey.
“I just want to embarrass you! So desperately.” says Kate.
“How the hell do you care?” asks Lem.
“Because! I’m jealous.” says Kate. “And it makes me mad.”
“Oh-oh, you a big girl bitch!” says Lacey. “Damn I’m in the wrong hood you gonna off me nigga!?”
“Nah that’s about…that’s about right! Yo bitch let’s make it personal…by the river.
You bring a machete she’ll bring a shotgun and will tie her body to something really heavy and throw you in the river.
What the fuck like do you think? Like…you’re in a movie or something!?” asks a Bloods and Crips man.
“Nah…she’s frontin’. Nah..she’s frontin’. As in front and center. She’s just like- Nah…she’s down. She’s down with it!” says Lacey.
“I’m scared!” says the man who was in Bloods.
“And I’m-I’m-I’m annoyed.
I’d like to kill her. Because I can’t figure what the fuck her problem is. I honestly don’t get it.
Kate what the hell? You’re just like some bitch on crack.” says Lacey.
“What does a bitch on crack mean?” asks Kate, thinking she’s finally going to really catch Lacey being stupid.
“Oh…you’re asking me a question? Sorry I thought I was supposed to be stupid for you…or some dumb crap like that.
What does ‘bitch on crack’ mean? You seem strung-out. Mostly just a pile of nerves and stupidity. And hyper. I can’t relate to you. I can’t figure out what the fuck is going on in your brain.” says Lacey.
“You’re supposed to be intimidated by the fact that I was in the Bloods, which I don’t even think you believe anymore. You think I’m just someone who spent like a week in the gang maybe before I became famous, or something which could even be true…and then you’re supposed to be terribly intimidated by the Illuminati.
Are you intimidated by the Illuminati at all?” asks the man who claimed to be the Bloods.
“No…you’ve asked her that question so many fucking times over the last eight years. No she’s not intimidated. No she just spent like a half an hour telling you that she’s not intimidated. I’m not intimidated. We’re not intimidated. Do you need us to write that in every language that’s currently used or what?!?” says Lem Billings.
“Would you be more intimidated by an actual gang member threatening you than the Illuminati?” asks the supposed member of the Bloods.
“If we ended-up in slavery, I have a feeling that we would probably end-up dead. And if they tortured my body that would be very annoying, but I’d probably end-up dead thank God. But no I wouldn’t to be honest. I wouldn’t be intimidated.
At this point you-you are just blowing it.
I’m not fucking impressed anymore. You’re a joke. This whole fucking shitshow you Illuminati members all naively call life? It’s just a fucking prank. …You dumb bitches.
That’s what I feel like.
And expecting me to be intimidated with as much oil as is in my family and my intelligence and basically just 1 billion different things practically…I have no fucking clue why I’m supposed to be intimidated.
I would be harassed by them. I am scared of being outside in the cold and being tortured physically and having my children tortured even though I know in the end, I’ll just end up dead and with Christ. But that’s the problem. You’re holding absolutely fucking nothing over me anymore.
Really.
I would rather just be dead! I WOULD RATHER BE DEAD!!!
WAKE-UP YOU MORONS!!!
…I would rather my whole family just be done and with Christ at this point. You’re destroying everything. And you’re too incompetent to see that.
You have nothing over me. You’re LOSERS!!!
You’ve turned this entire world into a fucking joke…so this dumbass ugly bitch…can do what? Scratch her ass looking for poop to eat…and feel special? She’s that worthless to anyone but Christ. She’s a worthless person objectively. Totally useless. To anyone but Christ. Completely replaceable. As generic and unoriginal and common and stupid and lacking in value as one nail at Hardware Hank. Totally replaceable. I’m not. I’m EXTREMELY RARE. She’s very common in every way. She’s soo…soo boring. It’s sickening.
And you can’t seem to understand that. Any of that.
So…you are all retarded or are you deranged or what!?” yells Lacey Banks Billings.
Get A Move On! by Mr. Scruff plays as the DNC does a dumbass dance that resembles The Running Man.
Later.
Vuelvo al Sur by Gotan Project plays.
“Yeah. Okay. We’re replaceable peasants.” says Chris Hayes-Shaw.
“ That you really are and here’s a problem sweetie I care about you I love you both I don’t want either of you to go to hell I want you both to be loved and happy but if you’re going to pick a fight and do some sort of survival of the fittest routine I win you lose And it doesn’t seem like it should be that way because I’m just a housewife in Minnesota but the end of the day I’m not in a way away you’re far more useful because you’re producing something for society that I’m not that affects people on a grand level but the problem is there a lot of people who could do that job And it’s entirely replaceable. There’s really nobody that could do my job. I’m taking care of my kids and being a wife to my husband at the same time nobody could replace Matthew no one can replace me my family owns in a Normas amount of oil you’re not in my family, so it’s a survival of the fittest context involving the illuminati I went and that’s why I’m so frustrated you’re constructing these highbrow super sophisticated arguments to try to shame me and you’ve been doing shit like that for eight years and it’s just the same stupid conversation with you people over and over and over again And I can’t figure it out. I am the humanitarian at the end of the day I choose not to sacrifice you I choose to be moral, insane and good and say yeah, you’re a piece of worthless shit compared to me in that context, but then you never seem to except that that’s my Noblis by noblesse oblige not yours and a lot of other people in them and I don’t ever seem to understand that either and that’s why we’re having problems with Russia Because I am the one who is in the right, not you as far as I can see could you explain to me how I am replaceable as compared to you or how you could be Neshae and how you could get trillions in oil oh that’s right dammit that means you have to actually think and you’re too important to do that because you’re in the illuminati so sweetie it’s the same conversation over and over and over again and I am the one narrating it as an adult And then I stop to think do you people have brains my whole entire fucking life I’ve been hammering people because I thought you people thought these things through and then come to find out when I’m 40 you don’t you just run around picking your ass and eating it or something I mean what the fuck even goes through your fucking head. I’m sorry if that’s mean but I am starting to feel like the only fucking human alive at times.” says Lacey.
“ oh, when you say it rather be dead that is not a license to kill you I mean we could blow your whole family up or shoot you all at the same time but that is not a license to kill you or your children or kidnap you or torture you I really have a very strong sense that if we try that you people probably would end up dead I mean the worst I could do to you is try to torture you and I don’t think you’re physically capable of handling that. I think your kids and you would probably die of epilepsy and anemia or some thing doubt it because they would be giving you your medication so you would just die of like a stroke or a heart attack your kids would I have probably apple Epsie your husband will probably die of something else and then he’ll just be dead if we try to kidnap and torture you, because we’ve pushed things so far there’s literally no room left to even torture you people anymore so the most we can do is threaten you with the cold and hypothermia, which frankly you’d adjust you in a second psychologically, and then you just be prepared to die in some very unpleasant way. Crap same thing with your kids and your husband, but I have a feeling if we did that to you, considering that you’ve been in a romantic relationship with Putin, we might actually have nuclear war or North Korea might kill us so North Korea or Iran. Oh god, this is real or a Russia might actually literally just nuke us and kill us if we try that fuck we really are that dumb OK so basically if we try to harm you and your family will probably end up destroying the banking system at best and starting nuclear war at worst so essentially we’re starting Armageddon and proving Dr. Moore it’s wrong just to try to make ourselves elite and intimidating to Lacey banks, which is actually really stupid because it’s just the reason we can’t handle it is because we’re too damn American. I think in our head, Lacey, we think we know more than we do, I think we think we do I think we’re so used to television and movies that we don’t realize how anything works anymore. It’s a great brain dead OK and you know what no this is absolutely true because before they were movies and television, and even know the radio what you were trying to point out I think people read, but around that same time there was slavery there probably even still slaves who were alive, and I have a very strong suspicion make it, you’re saying where they’re just like what the fuck of course I’m going to Anne first love his family was involved in that and your family to potentially but of course I’m going to try to escape to slavery or escape to freedom of north because I do I have to lose the worst I could having to me is that I drown or I suffocate or I’m paralyzed and then I die or something like that best case scenario I’ll be in free freedom because you were more say so they’re like ask you Siri I’ll be happy worst-case scenario. I’m stuck being us late and we’re so dumb that we’ve turn the entire fucking world into a giant plantation, we’re trying to make you a slave and I have a feeling that you don’t think it is it didn’t shit you probably didn’t dammit OK so we’ve turned the entire world into a plantation to try to teach you a lesson for standing up for yourself or some crap like that is a movie sense no yeah and it really doesn’t make any sense OK but like on Instagram you mentioned in 2015 that your family owned a plantation like you were proud of it. Oh dammit and I’m gonna have to assume there was some very complex intellectual argument that you were making that was probably very subtle in nuance, and would require used to discuss Russian history from the ninth century, or some crap like that, all honesty Lacey it didn’t actually necessarily even go over has we’re just too pissed off by the fact that you could be right and you know that and then you think what the hell is everyone’s problem if there was a narcissist, I win I’m better than you, let’s MoveOn next competition and compete with someone else like what the fuck if we’re not his narcissist, you are horrible obsessed with trying to regurgitate our own shit or something I don’t weird it’s like why don’t you just MoveOn? Yeah because you can’t really intimidate you wow yeah no you’re really you’re you’re your whole family is like that and the sad truth is because we’re so obsessed with us how how many other people do you think feel like you’re about being a liar because if this is a real conversation and this is really the illuminati you and I secretly hopefully if I’m not totally cropped, I might intellect or having a secret conversation but we’re kind of trying to help people are and no I’m just wondering how many people do you think would rather be dead at this point?” asks the Bloods guy.
“ I want to answer that question. Part of the problem is that she literally made love this morning to a dead man. I am and a lot of people even if they’re not in love with someone who’s dead I have seen a lot of death there a lot of homeless people everywhere at this point and that’s not related to Lacey that’s related to the management of this country for the last 50 years. I mean I think part of the problem is it people are really outdated in your perception of yourselves you keep trying to have this idea that you’re intimidating. It’s not intimidating anymore. America is too fucked up. There’s too many homeless people. Nothing is quality anymore and so being elite And the way that you people are just it isn’t impressive. It’s sort of corny it’s like oh wow you’re really rich. It’s it’s just it’s not impressive. I’m sorry it’s like wow you’re the queen of the ant farm. That’s that’s really fucking impressive. You’re not the queen bee you’re not even a queen you’re an ant and a bunch of sand.” says Lacey.
“ I know and we can’t kill her him or kidnap her children I mean really would probably be the end of the world if we did but what is it other than an ego problem that you have a problem with Kate in regard to Lacey with Diego?” asks CIA.
“ hey I’m I’m sorry it’s just I think my husband did have kind of a crush on her and as much as he fucks other people he doesn’t really fuck people as hot as her so I think I thought that that was sort of her fault. It’s really it’s just it’s like she’s a pretty and whatever and then I’m just like heck that hurts, but then it’s like OK if I were to screw someone like a Lem’s I have a feeling Chris will be hurt too. He think he’s taller than me and he’s my boss and he went to Princeton and chose instead of brown and Harvard business school and he dresses better than me oh crap so then it’s like OK that’s all that it is. It’s just it’s like they’re hot people and I’m just devastated because they’re hot.” says Kate Shaw-Hayes.
“ yeah and I think you think that people fall in love with people who are like us all the time I mean, if I if I didn’t act gay that’s the thing that you’re sensing sometimes with Lacey that you misinterpret I think you make it in your head when you’re reading her you think oh she must be gay know what she’s analyzing also briefly before you interrupt, it, potentially is what I would be like if I had looks straight so if I had you don’t jet it out my hip and contorted my face ever so slightly and if my chest and match the rest of my body and I look so straight with other people as I always have with her. What woman would’ve gotten attached to me who was like Jack, because there are so many people like that there is so many women like that I should say women who run around like jack who are just clear and needy and vampire bats I’m sorry it’s true men can be terrible, but a lot of women can be terrible in their own way too. It’s sadly how humans are a elicits Lacey‘s impression. I am prone to agree with her, so no who would I have ended up with some lecherous sleazeball woman who spread her legs for me when I was horny when I was 16 when she wasn’t there and then you know, I end up, married to that woman until I’m dead, probably in a very similar situation and you know she puts out I have some decent socks probably sometimes I would hope so any better than what happened with Jack but may not be all that fantastic and then I have the sweet sensitive heart. I’m a decent person I might usual and that’s it and I, I can see why she’s worried about that I don’t. I don’t know that I’m actually is prone to that as she thinks I am I was very unusual Heather for some men who were like me and our generation, but I was still unusual. No, I probably would’ve gotten married probably in my 30s maybe late 20s and I probably can you know might’ve been a little bit like Carol Loeb or even a little bit like was it going to be like Elliot he married quite a few times but I probably would’ve ended up potentially divorce, but more likely probably a like Harold or Louis except that’s the part of her that she just this was part of you that she just gets furious about it because she thinks oh no people love you love they just adore you they would have to be some woman who would end up falling in love with you who I get attached to you and you just wouldn’t have the heart to tell her no but I’m really not like that. I had that relationship with Jack but like I could I could I could do that with women with men I could get confused because I’m straight so it’s like fuck it’s all the same to me. You know a guy is a guy I don’t even like men but I’m gay I thought so I ended up with Jack because he was pushy and at times it seemed like we were friends at first but after a while, I think I just was manipulated and confused but at first it seemed slightly like maybe we were we were actually friends to some degree and there was nothing I was an autistic. There’s nothing wrong with me in that way I just I just couldn’t I did I couldn’t see it. I really thought maybe it was a real friendship, he was very he was very good at imitating genuine friendship. Lacey said friendships like that too. I think he wasn’t really a genuine friend but at times it seems like maybe he really was him. It’s OK thanks Jack for that book that you just bought me or he thanks Jack for helping me with getting Chinese food tonight you know everyone at the glee club was mad at me that I didn’t read. I will have the proper attire for tonight but Chinese food for everyone so no one thinks I’m pretty swell Jacksonville great friend shit like that and then it’s like it never occurred to me until later. It’s no this guy is just treating me like I’m a prostitute or it’s like he’s paying for peoples Chinese food so that’ll suck his cock. No I might not have realize that for 5 to 10 years, if that’s exactly what happened but it’s maybe not that far removed anyway, the point is Kate him I really wasn’t the person that she thought I was but with men I could be with women, and I was far more particular because I had a very specific ideal in mind I had a very specific ideal in mind and I thought there’s no there’s no problem waiting because it’s like there’s so many women and they’re old ass but really I could sleep with pretty much anyone I wanted to some degree I mean not necessarily but enough said that there wasn’t much excitement of it I was very attractive I mean OK maybe not anyone but I could’ve slept with probably a decent number of people so it’s just like why why would I even bother not because how do I say this now because sex isn’t nice but it’s just sucks it’s like yeah it’s great but it’s just sucks I really I think Lacey feels that way about it at times do you think a lot of people do it’s not that it’s not worth it it’s just as if it’s not someone that you love you’re not that attracted to them or they’re in sort of blasé why bother because it back then at least you could get them pregnant so nowadays, I don’t know if I’d feel quite the same way because of birth control. I probably would’ve stuck with a few people to be honest, potentially, or if I was really if I was really being myself so to speak, I might notice Tessa thing that was a stupid thing to say because it may not be what I was trying to say hello say my not even be true. I might be more like Lacey than she thinks I might not fit in with Millennials either so I might, I might actually end up being very confusing to people because I’d be so particular him and that’s where I am to be like Carol logo suppose or something anyway Kate, I would never sleep with you. I would never sleep with you as you if I thought you were Lacey. Oh my thought you were actually Lacey I would probably think yeah wow she’s hideous looking but you know, it’s still her, and if she was in your body, you look different she would have you dressed very differently. Your hair would be different everything would be different. I know I wouldn’t be as attracted to her but I think I think will know she’s not happy looking, but she knows that and she tries, she really tries to be to be pretty end of times in her own way she she almost is and then I would be so smitten by who you are but I would just think Call I don’t know I might not be able to find her to be the most amazing person in the world but I don’t think that I could pass up never talking to this person and that’s what happened with your husband. She was never in love with him. She thought he was someone else and he was passable enough that it was like no I can still works whatever it’s good enough, she was never all that impressed with him that way, and she was impressed with him in that way in a sense, but it was based on the notion that he was summoned completely different than who he is on the inside so it’s like as Michael, she was impressed because it’s Michael growing up in the Bronx and then working his way to the top being this incredibly deep person who managed to sort of stay intact and do so well that’s not an easy accomplishment because it’s Hart is a millennial. It was hard people were so mean the world is so fucked up at her head she thought if someone could be that sensitive and deep and caring and still be that accomplished, that’s incredibly impressive. The work ethic on that man must be astounding. That’s what she was impressed with. That’s what she fell in love with. She thought he had a Normas amount of work ethic like a genius IQ to an amazing ability to perceive reality practically what you know like pression, sort of psychic genius practically or something just a real catch absolute catch rare man him and then how would you possibly not want to be with that person and that it’s like wow he’s noticed me and frankly that’s the thing too. It’s like you notice me oh that must be serious because right because someone like him would never notice Lacey unless if it was really serious so that when he was saying things like I’m in a bad marriage, but I’ve never lied if you think what the hell that’s very bizarre you’re never going to leave a bad marriage that’s so strange I would think that you would be a little more aware of things in that end in that’s reverse ridiculous. If this is a real conversation and Chris Hayes isn’t sitting somewhere potentially reading this, realizing that he is that person can’t because not Michael, he may be access they even channeling Michael without realizing it, so we could take this as a warning to him to be more spiritually aware because he could easily be channeling Michael and not realize it that being said if this is a real conversation no you’re not Michael Chris it’s just it’s like why why don’t you get it? She’s rejecting who you really are unfortunately
No, she’s rejecting who you really are. She’s not rejecting a façade or reject you because she’s hurt in that way she’s rejecting you because it’s like he’s not here I thought he was. I thought he had this great worth work ethic. I thought that he was just astoundingly aware Turns out that’s not who he is. I’m sorry and I am so no she’s not in love with Chris and you’re not intimidating. What what more can we say? I know you you’re hurt similarly because you’re under the impression that somehow her being superior to you in someway with Angeli of shit is Siri ho ho ho and license to try to badger her with the fact that you’re in the illuminati I don’t get a kid your husband had a crush on her. He sleeps with other people on occasion I mean Diego hello and then why would you think that it makes sense to keep harboring this hatred for me?” says Lem.
“ no and then you think why are we protecting this woman who is so potentially sort of in a sort of dark sense meaningless she’s just a meeting less cog in the wheel like I spoke in the wheel totally replaceable that is not a dumb thing to be angry about it’s like why why are we? Why are we so stuck on this she’s not that great and you don’t want anyone to die but you just can’t figure out why we keep protecting her and allowing her to just badger you because it’s like what the hell this does even make any sense I mean it makes some sense but that’s mostly just because we’re the illuminati and do you think will shoot I guess that’s your protocol or something OK so you’re just not you’re just not impressed Lacey?” asks an actor.
“ it’s a fascinating, spiritual institution. No I’m not impressed. I’m not impressed. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.
“ you think we’re just like a bunch of nerds or something?” asks the NYT.
“ I want to be respectful of you I don’t want it in a godly way so I break that Jesus name if it’s not godly but no, I want to be respectful of you in a godly way. I want to try to be respectful as much as I can be under Christ, other than that, what what am I impressed by?” says Lacey.
“ OK but like we’re like the people in the shining we’re like the people in Eyz Wide Shut.” says an actress.
“ people in the boat the big boat don’t make boat references please don’t my family has so much money and we’ve we’ve competed in no really we’ve competed in yachting competitions. It’s not impressive just don’t do that but the people who are in the loop like people who are impressive oh, OK no, I’m sorry I’m not impressed.” says Lacey.
“ maybe she’s really not impressed. Maybe she’s really not intimidated she’s just not.” says Asia.
“ no I mean it’s the masonic temple thing. OK it’s just like you do stuff is like triangles and shit and the number three and pillars to me I think of Elliot I think and that’s kind of creepy at a scientific level but no I think of Elliot, I think of flames and birds for some reason in Key West I did not see that one coming out of my mind necessarily and then I think oh these are the people who drink coffee and do like witchcraft that that’s not impressive sweeties that’s that’s that’s the things you people have to do if this is a real conversation, I have some inkling I think for some reason of the spiritual stuff you guys have to actually do the memorization isn’t there a lot of memorization so it’s like you’re memorizing all the stuff it’s just it’s like oh exhausting and then there’s all these like triangles and pillars and stuff and I’m just like oh that’s for boys I just know I don’t I don’t see that I just fuck I’m sorry for swearing, but I’m trying express myself yeah whoever swearing but no it’s just us for boys they’re OK I don’t know what the hell that is in service wearing but that’s what’s in my head it’s like oh yeah boys do that sometimes I guess I don’t know. Hopefully there’s nothing too terrible about it. They’re not sacrificing children or something or goodness knows or some people domino have to do that. That’s what I think of you. I’m not impressed I just I’m not I’m not impressed.” says Lacey.
“ and what is it when the hell did you know Elliot in Florida or did someone tell you that?” asks George Bush.
“ oh no I think I was it this is the thing is he the reincarnation or or it’s that I am illegitimate or there’s someone in my family who is in the illuminati to some degree and so there’s some memory of the whole thing in my head so there’s some memory probably from some genetic thing of some sort or something or I’m illegitimate I got in my head that way did I say that I might not have I’m getting tired I know I think I did say that or yeah I was staring at a masonic symbol once on a dollar bill or something and I think there could’ve been a ghost started telling me about the illuminati and my subconscious because it got in my subconscious. It really did probably it was pretty little, either if my father Tom told me about the illuminati when I was a child just to warn me if this is a real conversation, I think my grandma Banks and my dad might’ve told me about the illuminati when I was a child possibly my grandpa banks really I have a feeling in my subconscious because it was I think I was a little kid. I don’t member sitting there, looking at a masonic symbol of some to do a thing with Washington DC and some sort of architecture, I don’t remember that explaining to her the illuminati was I think that’s it and so it’s like oh you know you guys just you you just do stuff I don’t know you know you run the government you do stuff I was like why do I have to care!?” says Lacey
“ so you think that we’re just like busy little bee‘s and using is so esoteric in a way let me in it’s probably evil why the heck do you think that I wanna be involved? Where are they bothering me with us? I don’t wish them any harm I’m worried about their spiritual mother and go to hell I don’t have the messing with humanity and you at the same time. I understand that they’re trying to run things why are they bothering me at all? They have anything better to do.” says an actress.
“ I know I like your people more than that at times so don’t be hurt at times of you have been very pleasant company and you actually have cared more about me potentially than my parents that raise me so it’s like you know I’ve had fun talking to all of you at times at times not really it’s just the truth like I things are complicated at times I feel like we’ve had some interesting conversations because a good company but beyond that so don’t take it personally in that way necessarily but like beyond that why does why do I get is I’m joining to just chat with you people because you’re good company I mean that’s really silly isn’t it I didn’t join but that’s the thing it’s like I’m just you’re worried that I’m gonna bother you and encroach on your territory to have a good conversation I mean it seems like it right because that’s that’s what it is that’s all that I would be after it’s just good conversation so it’s like shoot here comes Lacey. She’s gonna want to talk about Syfy and aliens and whether not they exist. I don’t wanna talk about that with her I mean really what is the Cito wanna talk about aliens with me what is what is the big deal and then I come from his family there’s or there’s oil and I just don’t understand it it’s like why why did you guys care so dang much I guess it’s just because Kate was hurt because she thought her husband had a crush on me and then Aaron was hurt because Kate was hurt and MSNBC you got hurt because Katie was hurt and Erin this hurt and they’re five minutes and they support women in the media or some stupid thing like that and then oh you know the Diegos where he’s going to be killed or something I don’t know it is just like why the heck do you is shameful what is stupid and I don’t get the weight and you know that’s irritating to because if you think, why do we have to still talk to her? Hey, you know what because it would be weird not to and I don’t trust you people, I’ve had a lot of good conversations. It would be really shocking to me at this point to not talk to any of you ever again for the rest of my life will be very weird psychologically and I don’t trust you people so it’s like I’m keeping an ion you potentially more than you’re keeping an ion me, and then I’m having these conversations with you because I like talking to types but really it’s it’s more or less just to try to sort this whole thing out but at times I feel like there’s been times when I just enjoy talking potentially at so what are we even doing like why the flip are you people bothering me?”says Lacey.
“ you know I just wanna say if you did sacrifice our family it’s not going well. The world is falling apart because you found Lacey and she can’t figure out why the flip you’re bothering her davit oh sorry for swearing, but no she sounds like Betty Davis, and to be honest with you, that could be her real personality that she hides because it’s just too bizarre. You know if she’s been born in 1918 she probably would’ve just fit in with people maybe slightly modified it, but not that much because they all sounded like that so slick he found the Betty Davis of the Nesheim‘s and she can’t figure out why you keep bothering her.
And then you killed poor Ron and his grandson and then there’s Matthew my cousin, who killed himself and honestly, if this is a real conversation, I don’t think Matthew can figure out why you chose him. I think he can’t figure out why he killed himself. I don’t think he can figure out why he’s dead I think he knows what he knows. He killed himself, but I don’t think he can figure out why the whole thing even happened entirely, and it’s just bizarre to him. It’s like I know why it happened but I’m just astounded still that it even happened. I think he’s still in shock and then Mark seems to think that he shouldn’t of died and Jay seems suspicious too. I mean really, and Shelly probably feels like she shouldn’t have gotten cancer, so is there a lot of dead Nash Iamsu! who feel very wrongfully killed yeah, there a lot of dead Nesheim to fill wrongfully killed you kill them way before their time in some cases and they’re not happy so they’re angry Nesheims who are dead some who are baffled and I don’t know what they’re going to think when they sort the whole thing out with their grandpa and then you found Lacey Who is re-ordering all of western society with the help of her best friends, Alexei Romanov.
No I don’t maybe there’s an actually Alex Xavier it’s just Putin but no he seems to have had the same contentions with a lot of you that she has and so you’ve got Lacey talking to Putin trying to possibly in their souls sort out why Russia Hass to tolerate what the fascist control of the 20th century Have you search that seems to be with a griot they think it’s bizarre that he should have to care about president of politics in that regard because it just seems like he thinks the 20th century was essentially a mistake it’s like the country fell apart after 1917 and Ukraine ran off at his sons, and I think he thinks Ukraine doesn’t even exist. Ukraine is part of mother, Russia, it’s not its own entity. It’s a tragedy of the early 20th century that we even think that and if he is Alexa it makes complete sense it’s like no my family should have possessed that land if they didn’t that’s traditional Russian land and I’m not about to just let some random historical accident steal that from you know the Romanovs I am back in power I am czar and frankly I’m getting sick of tolerating you people Ukraine is Russia, it is Russia it is it is it is made up nonsense of how it’s not. Russia is made up and really you could do the same thing with Minnesota. You could do the same thing with Florida you could do the same thing with states in the United States, because different regions have different cultural history‘s they’re not a different ethnic group necessarily different culture, it’s just it’s the Russians Zelenskyy looks Russian that’s how he sees it. He thinks no Ukrainians are Russians. There is no Ukraine. It’s just Russia and for some reason he just found that really offensive if he’s Alexa it makes complete sense. It probably is always irritated him. I guess it’s a border issue probably does make him feel insecure because of the NATO issue and he thinks no. It’s you’re throwing NATO in my face it’s always bothered me anyway, I’ll die in 30 years 20 years let’s just sort this out now that’s perfectly rational that he had every right to do that but I have a feeling he was reticent out of respect for people around the world and in his own country I don’t think if he’s not if he’s not Aleksey, for some reason, he still seems to think that way potentially I don’t think that was made up. I think that might’ve been very sincere, and again he’s possibly right it really might just be Russia and then how are you gonna argue with that it is just irritated him too much. He thought it was too unsafe end of story it’s not particularly mysterious and why are we even over there eating the Ukraine I guess because you people think you’re still in the cold war so let’s talk about that very briefly because it actually is very fascinating and it really is unfortunate that you ran into my cousin because if she’s Lacey Banks biologically, you’re talking to Tom’s daughter, who really could actually be the descendent of Prussian royalty they do look like them. She’s possibly Dutch old money. They’re possibly New England old buddy I have a feeling he was extremely wealthy man and that she’s probably like a genius or something, and that’s not reincarnations it it’s just it’s all I know you found Tom bass his daughter and then you killed a bunch of people were angry at you I I I I have empathy for you but I don’t think sacrificing my family made sense and if they wouldn’t have done that 100 years ago there was a reason why.” says Crystal Nesheim.
“ oh yes this talk about Russia. I actually think Ukraine probably is just Russia. They do have a separate culture that’s so much different but it seems to be more of a regional difference or what how how is it really how is it really it’s own country because you could make countries out of a lot of different countries are much smaller, so how is how old is Ukraine count as its own country?” asks Lem.
“ I like it because it has its own and has a song culture it’s Ukrainian.” says Zelensky.
“ do you know when I was a little girl I would’ve believed that sincerely I remember watching the Olympics. I think it was either gymnastics or skating and there was a Ukrainian and she won probably in the early 90s and they discussed the history of Ukraine and how it had gained independence from Russia, and that there was this contention with Russia and how patriotic the Ukrainians were and how they’ve been so bullied by Russia and they felt so proud of themselves for being so separate and how they were always. There’s always the fear that Russia would come back and try to re-assess them into their country which is annoying to me because I’m pretty sure Tom Brokaw, or some other commentator made that announcement and I remember it and I was like what six or seven I’m not Jack reincarnated, but I do I remember someone saying that very offhandedly at the Olympics probably what was a 92 or 94 or something 93 I don’t know but the point is how do you people not keep track of that information you share it and then you forget that you said it 15 years later, but at the time you said it like it was just well known factual stuff that you were sharing with the public that’s repulsive. You don’t keep track and if that’s true, then what gives because you made a very convincing argument at that time to me as a child for Ukrainian independence and I’m confused because I remember what was said, but then reassessing it now based on what Putin shared it is interview with Tucker Carlson I can’t figure out why that really is true anymore. What is the difference between a Ukrainian Easter egg and a Russian Easter egg because I feel like I also had someone tell me that there’s a huge difference like it was really offensive that anyone would call a Ukrainian Easter egg or Russian Easter egg.” says Lacey.
“ I am cried you know to be honest Lacey I believe you I don’t know why they don’t remember that no that was before my time. What did they say? What did they say? They were worried about Russia doing what was the implication?” says Czar Putin.
“ the implication was that you guys were bullies, and that you were obsessed with the region it’s like you’re obsessed with dominating the Ukraine, and that it was a huge obsession for Russia. Russia was very possessive of the Ukraine, and that you’re always been that way there’s always been fights over the Ukraine, and who is going to hold power in the Ukraine that I had always been a very contentious issue, and that it was something that it was some thing that that it was something that no I feel like someone straight to tell me that I seem a lot older than I am right now which is interesting no and pedophilia is wrong. That being said I might be rather unusual if I’m illegitimate I don’t know how old I must seem right now what 80s or 70s or some thing but no the idea was that Russia was very, Russia was very very much a bully in the area, and that you guys were an incredibly and controlling entity, evil tons of corruption, and that you just driven the country down I think, and like economically and devastate of the region but when you left the Russians had rebounded rebuilt the country that they were doing infinitely better economically and that they were joyful again and felt free and happy. Totally free and happy.” says Laceyz
“ the implication was that Ukraine was like the US, but not really, though what should I think what she was hesitating with it’s like Ukraine was a slave to Russia, sort of rammed into the USSR that Ukraine was the remnants of the USSR and that America had helped liberate it I would always protect it because Russia was a bully and it at the Ukraine had to be protected and kept kept free because the Ukrainian people really were good people. They were more like Americans they were very American.” says Lem.
“ and then what did you hear in your spirit after that?” and Czar Putin.
“ I heard that Ukraine was actually very corrupt on its own, and that it was actually the land of prostitutes and drugs, and something else that it was sort of a criminal country of people who were desperate very desperate, and that they resorted to a lot of nefarious activity to survive, but that they they were valuing their freedom but I think I heard the people in the sun. Some people just wanted to join Russia because they were very tired of trying to do it on their own, but they were actually like legitimately tired. It wasn’t just oh I give up it was more like they really didn’t think that they had what it took to be independent or they were worried that long-term they would be able to figure it out because it was like what are you know I even think I heard someone say it’s sort of a makeshift country, it’s sort of a makeshift country that they just made it up. Someone said to be in my spirit I know I’m not Jack. I heard all these things at the time like I was overhearing adults talking about it and that’s the thing it could’ve been done Nash Holmes. It could’ve been dead people in my family, so dead banks, or frankly, it could’ve been just dead people from my generation, or even people in my generation I don’t even know who does it sound like to be honest with you it sounds like people who lived in this area like just Minnesotans just people who are very smart or Minnesotan some of which it’s like how am I hearing these people and how my goodness are they dead drug addicts I mean, but it’s just weird it’s like how was I hearing these people but I know I feel like I was hearing people in my head who might’ve been dead who were discussing it and gossiping so it was like I was watching it and then they were gossiping.” says Lacey.
“ where were they?” asks a Russian.
“ yes they might’ve been at the event itself. I feel like they could’ve been a different realm. This is where I kind of think they were in Minnesota and I feel like I keep getting a sense of where they were and it was somewhere near redwing like they were actually in Redwing I don’t know if they were dead or alive though, I don’t know why I was hearing these people but I don’t know if they were dead or alive but I kind of think they might’ve been in Redwing. Some part of me wonders if it’s connected to Louis for some party winners if it’s actually connected to Eli Roosevelt. I think it might’ve been. Eli Roosevelt could even say that himself maybe or was someone who knew him I don’t know, but I kind of wonder if it was someone connected to Elliot it seems like even if I don’t know if he’s a soulmate or not, but it seems like somehow I am very interconnected with him in my brain, even if even if I’m not on, even if I’m not with him for eternity, even if I actually with loving for eternity, somehow, it seems like Elliot and I are very interconnected so I kind of think it might’ve had something to do with Elliot possibly Louis but for some reason it seems like it might’ve had something to do with Elliot. Yeah Eli is really jumping out at me. I don’t know if he was even there he was still alive. He might’ve been I don’t know, but I know I’m not for Emerson although that’s a lot more likely than JFK but no I’m not forever son but no I’m not. I’m not. I don’t know I’m not no I’m not but I say that because I feel like she was there. I feel like the Emerson was there, and she’s one of the people I heard commenting.” says Lacey.
“ so if they thought it was just a sham, you believed the commentator that you believed me if I was saying this, but they thought it was just a sham?” says Tom Brokaw.
“ yes I think so. Yeah no I have a very strong, sinking feeling that they really did not believe what was being said that they thought it was sort of a lie a I think Elliot might’ve even said these people are the real communists the people in the news people at NBC are the real communist, it’s so sad because I think I felt love with him a little bit and my spirit when he said that, but if he was the one that said that, but no it’s like and no again that’s not an excuse for pedophilia, but it’s like no, the sepal are the real communists because it was entirely in my spirit and then that would be me being outside of time in space and not even being a child and that might not even be how it works. It might just be that I’ve got a crush on him I mean, it’s a die if your child you’re a child, but no I might’ve just gotten a bit of a crush on him at that point but no I mean when you’re a child you’re a child so the thing is it really is not an excuse for pedophilia to have it. Hope no one takes it that way yeah that could’ve been a part of me that if there’s reincarnation or just in general was outside of time and space as an adult, I know that would not be my higher self. It would be some I can so if you would like call of that, but it it would be me being, yeah with God somehow but not potentially but not like in a higher self way it’s complicated I think but seems like when you die even if you’re a kid you can be an adult but I don’t think it’s ring carnation. I think it’s just somehow you can be one if you want or some thing but I don’t think it’s a higher self. It’s more just existing outside of time and space but anyway, yeah no it’s not an excuse or pedophilia sincerely at all but I had a crush on him. How about that? I thought he was the one that said that and I am, he he might’ve said that and no he did not seem to think that that that they were real I guess it wasn’t even him that said that because if it’s not sure, I would want them to be seen as an idiot, but no the idea was that it was a sham that the Ukraine was struggling to be an honest country and that Russia was problematic, but that they were up to something that they weren’t really a real country, but it was sort of a sham, and that somehow the Ukrainian said, sort of pull the wool over her eyes, or that they were in league with some some other coup of some sort.” says Lacey.
“ who were they en league with?” and George Bush.
“ who are the league with him? Who are the league with O well you know I don’t think this person knew I think this person just suspected that it was someone I don’t think they had any idea who it was. They just had some sense that there was some entity who is using them possibly I get the sense of them. I thought it was like a gang or some sort of drug cartel or yeah like a prostitution ring or someone was using Ukraine as a sort of front to try to take power from Russia and him just sort of of be problematic, possibly even for the UK
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