Lacey is going to ask God after this blog post a great many questions but I would like to address this issue and we really will have to edit this blog because a lot of the things we’re saying are possibly very historically important. And let’s just say that I was cousins with an earl possibly the earl and let’s just say that she was my wife and she was Scottish and she was actually also an aristocrat her family was titled. I don’t know that she had a title necessarily, nor did I, but we were part of the aristocracy, so people would’ve welcomed us a dinner party is essential you know we weren’t lady Mary on Downton Abbey, but we would’ve been accepted at a dinner party and people would’ve recognized us as being part of their family distantly, but still a part of the family.
I came back if this is what happened and I had a very confusing childhood and someways my father could be somewhat distant and my mother was very worried a lot and I grew up either being abused by my parents and I have not said that or it’s possible that they were really good parents But they were very high stress people.
And I became very confused by about the age of 1415 years old about my homosexuality because I was molested I was molested by a priest I’ve I’ve shared that before, but I was I was molested by a priest Episcopalian priest, and I became extraordinarily confused I didn’t want to spread the contagion of homosexuality to any woman and I thought OK I can do this I can be gay I’ll just have to get them up on my romantic ideals of falling in love, and all that stuff you know that’s some thing I guess all men think of maybe especially when they’re gay, you know that idea falling in love, and all that, and the idea of being with a woman falling in love must be an incredibly homosexual thing. That’s what I thought because straight men art that you know, sentimental and emotional, as much right there, not that deep takes a very special sort to be that intellectual and deep as a man.
I am Lacey got very confused by that whether we’re reincarnated or not she doesn’t believe any of that happened. She believes she believes that it happened but she hasn’t been loved so she has no idea that I exist anymore. She is shit before unfortunately before she saw my picture, she might have thought that I could exist just from watching you know like Anna Green Gables we’re old movies, possibly no PBS specials maybe even family ties she might have believed that a man like me could exist, but then she saw my picture with Jack and she was so smitten by it that she got it into her head that I wasn’t real.
Something told her, and she believed it possibly Satan himself. The men are never that romantic they’re never that deep they’re never that intellectual not no it has nothing. It has nothing to do with homosexuality just men are, they’re not real they don’t exist, and based on experience, she started to believe that lie, she had this idea in her head that man exist that I exist and she still thinks that is theoretically possible and that’s part of why she gets so exasperate with you people I believe me I I am I’m actually more exasperated than she is because I know I exist, and I know that a lot of other men do too, but I think I think she she listen to me doubting that I was straight which is very stupid because I was desiring when I mean here I was literally you know at like 1314 years old laying in bed getting an erection thinking about girls that I wanted to screw in my head and then I have a calculated myself is homosexual and why did I do that and I could I could graphic for a reason is because I have to be if I don’t say that I got direction people assume that I was just you know, twiddling my thumbs, knitting or something that’s how dumb you people are.
I know I used to lay in bed at 1312 years old and I getting erection and I will be thinking of girls that’s not homosexual I would get an erection from thinking about girls.
And who am I arguing with right now Satan himself Lacey started believing that I didn’t exist because she was exasperated and somehow to her thinks the whole thing is stupid and that is not the reaction that Jack would’ve had Jack is an idiot if there’s reincarnation, he had a very backward understanding of me and Lacey both.
His whole family is not very sophisticated. They don’t understand the British aristocracy. Good God help us if I’m reincarnated. No Selbyville‘s reaction would be more fanciful. She was very methodical. She thought I don’t think it’s true at the same time if that’s what Linn thinks that I am going to believe it as well I know she thought I am going to believe, saying that men don’t exist, and why did she decide to believe that if it’s out of rebellion against God, I’m sure she would want to apologize to God but I can’t be quite convinced that’s what it is. I think it’s more it’s more that she’s hurt devastated and she’s attacking us know she’s attacking all of mankind to ever exist And I think she has a right to. If there’s reincarnation, I was an astoundingly, good husband, we were fairy in love people would be inspired by men like me. I was extraordinary, romantic man I was very in love with her and she would’ve never imagined that I was straight she knows that I’m OK I mean she knows I’m not gay. She knows I’m not gay in person. She knows I’m not gay, but that’s Lacey, so she knows I’m not OK. She chose to leave saying not really, though I don’t think it’s more like she’s believing him almost to sort of humiliate Satan himself he may have found it actually slightly humorous, believe it or not he might find humans funny at times.
So I know she is it is if she’s reincarnated her personality sincerely, is like Sean Connery on SNL that’s not an exaggeration and she’s not a man she’s not Jack reincarnated she’s I would never call her feisty that’s that’s like comparing a cracker to a set a steel digger she’s a steel digger she’s not feisty The Scottish if she’s Scottish or not feisty they’re terrifying and it seems like they’re just in a blustering him then you don’t know him you don’t know are they really blustering or will they literally try to haunt you in your sleep? She’s not blustery we’ve had a pandemic Putin has basically explain to the world that he’s the new czar of Russia and she’s behind all of that she’s not blustering.
Before Queen Elizabeth died, Putin was powerful, but he was possibly not the czar of Russia to the same extent, nor was he sort of taking a who is the whole western world, because she held that off, and both Putin and Lacey respected the queen they had a Normas amount of respect for her And so no, Queen Elizabeth could smooth the whole thing over and Charles is no you know chopped liver so to speak but he’s a different management style. He’s a different person and he may not understand why Putin and Lacey are as livid as they are. where is Elizabeth seem to I would say she even agreed with them at times and I think that’s where we have to be real. If there’s reincarnations Putin was her cousin, the cousins who was literally her cousin Lacey could easily be a relative of hers as well so Lacey and Putin or her her literal cousins their family if there’s reincarnation czar Putin and Lacey were her family and so she could talk to them and reason with them, and really I mean Charles is as well actually but hmmm. She may have been from a different generation different mindset and could just it was it wasn’t him somehow she was able to do it in a different way I know to be honest it was kind of unique her father was gifted. I don’t know that he would’ve been as good at talking to Putin and Lacey as she was, maybe there was something from her mother and her the queen mother was a very special woman for all you know she’s my daughter yeah really oh Lacey‘s daughter looks like the queen mother and that is not some thing that you should use to harass my daughter that should actually strike terror in your heart Because if that’s the queen mother, that’s my daughter I could probably destroy the entire fucking world if I wanted to which is what I’m getting around to.
I didn’t look exactly alike so you won’t be able to find her and I will keep an eye on anyone that tried to. I’m obsessive about protecting the security of my family. If anything ever happens to them we’ll see I guess it’ll just be someone Lacey gets to play with like their silly putty when they’re dead and she really will she’s not joking, she’s a very dangerous person not you know like a dangerous person like the FBI should be worried about her. They would be able to find jack shit on her because she’s incredibly innocent and safe but she’s dangerous in the sense that if you’re full of shit and you’re molesting a child when you’re dead, she will rip your penis off and make you scream bloody murder, and then you’ll say thank you afterwards because it’ll be the afterlife and you’ll realize that you are a worthless piece of shit and she’s doing in a Normas favor so if you’re one of those people and you’re preparing for an enormous amount of pain when you die wakes up thank you cards, but they need to be on the perfect sort of paper, thick cream colored nothing white stark how disgusting And I expect you to write in perfect grammar and cursive. If you don’t will rip it up and smack you in the head until you bleed and that’s a promise.
Let’s hope that you don’t attack children. Let’s hope that God has a better way to torture you than what we can come up with is don’t have to be quite so time crunch and you know, worrying about trifling bullshit like trying to punish someone who might just be getting their head ripped off by God himself and hell through Satan. Hey, did you ever think of that, that’s all weak Satan is, he’s gods little bitch potentially.
People are so weak and pathetic. I’m saying things that are scaring them but they’re not supposed to be scared. They’re invincible, right?
And here’s the thing you can’t bully people like me and Lacey you can’t bully us into doing anything getting back to that whole equation though that I was just discussing I’m better than you Mark dating I’m better than a lot of people and hopefully Marty is not trying to talk to me if he’s not that dumb. I am hell of a lot more important than you do what you were the son of some clothing company, do you have no idea how powerful my family was that I was related to if you want to try to compare who we are you’re gonna end up eating dirt out of embarrassment they bother talking to me.” says Lem.
“He’s right.” says an English Princess.
“ why can’t you figure out who that is and write her actual name?” asks a Dayton.
“ because why should I have to write any of this? Who the fuck do you think you are?” says Lacey.
Silence.
“ i’m sorry that she just lost her temper. Maybe you’re out of line and you should find more intelligent ways of talking to people who are threatening to your ego.” says Lacey.
“ that wasn’t actually Mark Dayton that was MSNBC trying to use Mark Dayton‘s democratic party affiliation to harass Lacey and confuse her and she saw through it but she decided to go along with it because she doesn’t trust people and I don’t blame her.” says Mark Dayton.
“ I that’s what I had hoped, but I wasn’t sure.” says Lacey.
“ anyway getting back to what I was saying that was very awkward because no she doesn’t need to bother writing down the name of whoever that was just wanna bother That but she was with your racing that person that’s part of the problem Martin is not Humphrey Bogart how about that? The dates are very impressive, but I came from old money wealth and I was possibly a little more impressive than him.” says Humphrey Bogart.
“ I can handle that I’m really not that egotistical. I’ve actually met Lacey in person when she was in high school I got into an argument with one of her friends about something and we did up having a very long fight and I think she thought that I seem like a very nice man a little shy. Oh, anxious in public, but nice enough.” says Mark Dayton.
“ that’s true. He seemed on edge, but he did seem possibly nice enough.” says Lacey.
“ I am really like to get back to what I was saying. Um, if I am reincarnated, Lacey and I did benefit from slavery, we benefited from a lot of horrible things slavery. The colonization of Africa, the opium epidemic in China. We may have directly benefited from that the subjugation of India, the treatment of the aboriginal people, people of Australia, the harassment and murder of Native Americans. No we we had a head and all of that.
We did we had a we had a hand and all of that and I this is the sad thing though I can defend us. I really can. I can defend our honor. I can defend our integrity. I can defend our good intentions and don’t say it don’t say, I like to see you try no I legitimately Ken I really care if that’s who we are. Yeah, I know I can really defend, defend us better than a lot of people live today can you’re benefiting from children who are being sold into slavery were being molested and stolen from their their parents, or who were abandoned, you’re benefiting from that even if you’re a simple liberal woman living somewhere in California you’re benefiting from directly and so someday I can ask you the same damn question I can say how do you explain yourself I like to see you try.
Do you know who doesn’t like that they’re benefiting from it Lacey how do you think we got the money for Ukraine? Where do you think the money came from for Israel? There’s a lot of shady things that happen. There’s a lot of stuff that happens a lot of under the table stuff a lot of people embezzle money a lot of people have to replace that money. A lot of money goes missing a lot of money is needed, keep after he paid off at the DNC hast to make money. Somehow it’s all we know it’s all water down washed money they wash it they wash the money they clean it up they get it from selling kids and then they just channel it through legal means “” back into public use to speak and so they don’t really have a legitimate way of making money, but then they use the money that’s being made through selling children to support their democratic causes some Republicans probably make money that way too, although to be honest, not as many because they can rely on things like oil they can rely on things like coal they can rely on business and they get totally harassed and attacked for it but that’s part of what’s going on right now. Lacey is an oil family, so she knows that she understood she was understood potentially how a lot of things work so she is oil and she knows were her bread is buttered so to speak obviously with republican party or it should be and they know that too it’s a nice little cozy alliance for them if they keep up their end of the deal and they don’t dabble in something evil, you know what They don’t necessarily know really cause I don’t have to they except tons of money from very wealthy, anti-environmental anti-poverty and they they get a lot of money from from people who you hate but it’s not like getting it from people who are selling children by 20 why do the Democrats have to do that because they suck shit at understanding how did you crap anything when it comes to business? OK I don’t care though who the fuck tries to argue otherwise to be honest, the guy who took her virginity who now works for like Facebook or Google, or something was he was annoying little fuck he believed that liberal Economics were really the most intelligent brilliant type of you know proposals that anyone could possibly have, and that if you believed otherwise, you’re you were above food I highly disagree and I would say almost any functional person who is writing some thing at the top would probably agree with me Very few people who are that wealthy who are that powerful are ever liberal some of them Canby, but it’s pretty rare because they don’t really know what they’re doing especially long-term. They tend to misunderstand and be very idealistic and very stupid. How do I check they get these dumb ideas into their head about how everything works and they have no fucking clue what they’re talking about, the Kennedys drove me crazy with their personal finances with their ideas about a lot of things in that regard because it was so dumb. It was so so dumb and the times I would try to sort of humor as you know and be empathetic, which comes out in my humor. Oh, they’re just like virgins you know just like nuns. Yeah, no no they know they weren’t. They were like nuns, nuns, nuns are innocent nuns might say things that are dumb and rather on aware of when it comes to sex but um, there’s an innocence to that and possibly you know a good good intention they weren’t that innocent or well-intentioned. They were just stupid. I shouldn’t of made that joke but because in a sense I was like anon myself and reality, but I didn’t make you know Lacey is probably like a saint, but but no, I know you know it’s funny too, because I was molested by a priest kind of wonder if subconsciously I was trying to say something which was what they were innocent, but that some of them were so profoundly crooked that they were pier evil 00 yeah, it’s possible that I thought the clergy was all rather Arabi, the molester so to speak But but wow, no that’s the thing I had some depot confirming the dumbest ideas I had of things I would make these jokes or say these things or I thought people will just understand what I mean. I’m in the know people understand what I mean and then they didn’t I wasn’t really that understood by people that was a delusion on my part probably the same degree promoted by Jack and his family because they didn’t want me to ever leave them and if I had some inclination that I was weird or something I might start wondering why they were so nice to me why they related to me the way that they did and then I would start you know questioning everything and I start getting a little suspicious and leave him but I was suspicious but I would’ve been far more suspicious if I realized how much I was being bamboozled by them but but anyway no they were obnoxious when it came to business absolutely obnoxious what did I do? What did Lacey do? You know I mean we did with other British aristocrats did benefited from things that were very evil.
At the end, then that’s where we get annoyed, because if we were reincarnated the whole entire point of us, coming back with believe it, or not not to have this long-distance love affair over two lifetimes, it’s absurd. It was to have a moment where we could really help Africa where we could really help the world you know we could really make a difference that sounds so stupid nowadays doesn’t it but that was the idea to really actually do something That you know is like retribution for our sins so this week we were really going to try to come back and actually really help and that is not what we’ve been allowed to do first I was raped and molested and I got very confused and sidetracked and ruined my entire life and then through that I’ve ruined Lacey‘s life And then she got discovered by the illuminati because her whole family was somewhat sacrificed because of oil and then turns out she could’ve married Michael Rockefeller who died because Jack sacrificed him to try to get me to have sex with him and enjoy myself.
So what happens? When did that I could actually I’ll literally be true, so then Lacey is writing this blog Michael was sacrifice he either drowned or was killed by the Asmats him and boy I mean there’s a lot there basically we’re hurt if if if there is reincarnation Lacey and I are hurt because we know God we know the guy to do this to us And we can’t figure out why you couldn’t just let us do what we were trying to do why did you ruin it?
“ I think that’s why I’m being allowed to one to do what I’m doing if I’m reincarnated if I’m Aleksey I think that’s I think that’s part of it I am my family got very angry I have my Romanoff and just decided to just end the whole thing somehow.” says Tsar Putin.
“ but why should you if you are Alexa I’m not saying that you are but if you are I don’t wanna call you sweetie because we’re older than you and Lacey’s not really older than you but I’m sorry that might be my instinct. Why is that your why do you need to do that for us that that that is the last thing in the world that we want you to have to do?” says Lem.
“ I would agree he’s right if you’re my son and even if you’re not the principal still stands, you shouldn’t have to do that. It’s not that we are not supporting you. If you’re in the right it’s just that it bothers us that you have to go through all that on a personal level.” says Tsar Nicholas II.
“ you don’t like him I think when it really got destroyed if it’s that personal if I’m Alexa and I might not be but if I am I I think when things really went south was probably right after 9/11 no I think that’s when you really lost your footing with Lacey and she got most hurt I’m not kidding. This might be real insight. I think that’s that’s what happened. She got she stopping able to have hope that you were straight over that somehow it meant some thing and I was totally shoved off a cliff internationally by people who I wanted to trust and that’s when it became personal for me. It’s funny how that details with what may have happened to her whether it’s reincarnation or not, that would be my best estimate. I think that’s when things really just blew up so to speak.” says Tsar Putin.
“ do you know if we are reincarnated I’m not saying that we are but if you are actually Aleksey, do you ever feel despair because it’s sort of like I am this isn’t this isn’t good enough this is not the world that we were trying to create this isn’t what we wanted to have and we expect so much more people that’s sort of what Lacey imagines you feeling and what she imagine that she what might be feeling to it it’s sort of a feeling of despair like you why did things get so bad? What did we do in no I agree with you that does seem to be when things really went off. The rails was right after 9/11 actually, do you think it was when 9/11 happened or do you think it was what happened after?” says Lem.
“ you know it’s very scary if I am Aleksey and you were actually in the Spencer family Lacey was a Scottish aristocrat. It does sort of feel like we’re just talking over everyone thank you and we’re just having a sort of separate conversation like characters on stage. you can’t figure out why everything else totally disorganized, no it does. It feels like we’re having a very bizarre conversation. Which of God is allowing him to it makes you feel like it’s potentially the end of the world or that somehow things have gone so off the rails that he’s letting us talk to each other to keep each other company or something because it’s just that perverse of a situation for humans to have to live in is not fascinating know if someone really needs to investigate are there not word reincarnated I Russians have wondered that obviously I probably needs to be discussed more.
I mean, you know, there are sects of the illuminati that believe in reincarnation very strongly who might just think we’re exasperating people so we should just tell you know we’re reincarnated, but I don’t necessarily believe that I’m a Christian to him so as a Christian, I would say it needs to be investigated Him. I think I think it was probably I think it was probably I hate you. I think it was probably is heartbreaking is this is to say man-to-man I think it was during 9/11. I think it was during 9/11. The response was the problem, but I don’t know that that would’ve arm, if if 9/11 had never happened if we put our minds before 9/11, I’d think Russia would’ve been perceived differently by the west I think the business community would have perceived Russia very differently. I don’t think we would’ve had such trouble dealing with issues of borders, or NATO or business development with in the EU, I don’t think we would’ve had issues I think we would’ve probably been able to work through our differences and have very little issue and I think for some reason people are very shallow in that way until actually at in the US sadly I’m not a retail store, right I understand symbolism and being in the illuminati understand the power of symbolic gestures spiritually, even him being Catholic. I also do the meaning of the Eucharist the meaning of the liturgy, the meeting of the Saints and the relics but it’s not meaningless of things mean something I am forgive me for being so bold with Lacey. I’m sorry Lem.
Oh, I start preaching to her like a husband and that obviously is not very nice that this is the thing is- what happened that day symbolically for the US was astronomical but it wasn’t us or the US it was for the entire world and people realized how vulnerable the US was you know what though I’m gonna do I’m not gonna say that lol unguarded right now how about that? It wasn’t actually as shocking for the world as it was for the US, why would it be you know I mean you’re talking like I’m Alex say if I am, I was assassinated, speaking of shocking, no Russians, understand that sort of thing the French people do I would say almost everyone does Americans were really jarred by that moment and symbolically it became symbolically if he came a moment where a lot of people in America started believing in the futility of everything was just like everything is futile with its people became very jaded right after that very jaded, and it was increasingly more difficult to deal with Americans diplomatically end of business, because they became very very cynical and they already had bad but you know Enron wins have been so shocking, I would argue it probably wouldn’t of even happened the way that it did if it wasn’t for 9/11 if it’s just a bit people became very jaded became very gun shy to some extent I want to blame so many things I know 11 with the 2008 housing market crash in America probably even what happened in 2014 obviously in relation to Ukraine him it’s all related at the end of the day tonight 11 and it isn’t just the reaction that people had it’s the act itself seeing the buildings fall the people dying the planes attacking the skyscrapers to the world. It was shocking, but it was far more shocking to the US, and given that the US was and it is still a super power. It was jarring very jarring to the entire world to deal with America after that um him of course it’s not that we like empathy or concern. It’s just it was difficult it became difficult, so that’s that’s what I would pinpointed I would pinpointed to 9/11 itself.” says Tsar Putin.
“ I had potentially pictures of me that were destroyed that day there’s like literally there are pictures of me in the world trade center that were in a safe keeping, and that we destroyed it, and they were just totally destroyed and it wasn’t anything all that significant, but I think that was part of it speaking of symbolic things there it’s sort of like yeah the burning of the museum or something it’s so much was lost in peoples minds on that day not just when it came to safety when it came to business it was also what was actually what was actually there what was actually there what was actually there you know people had it in their mind that there was a Normas amount of history that was just falling apart being thrown in the air I know they made into bets, and I think that was very jarring to people, subconsciously thinking that all that history was just being totally destroyed Monday and yeah I think you’re right I think that is where the piggies fell apart because I’m not 11 I have to think about that for a minute. I’m sorry.
Given about the time I I I ate you know I had given up if there’s been carnation anyway even if there’s not, I had given up some ideals about what would happen with Lacey before 911 I give up some some very, very strong ideals of what it happened or what could happen Let you know or not love my calling you love I’m sorry I little flustered right now. I a man I really screwed up. Oh, you’re giving me an escape route psychologically.
Oh, I’m so overwhelmed but I just wanna say I’m incredibly sorry I’m incredibly sorry on behalf of my country that we were incredibly stupid in regard to you. You’re obviously European. you’re one of the most of your important European countries to ever exist, and that should just be glaringly obvious to any-anyone observing and I’m incredibly sorry.
Thank you for talking with us. God bless you.
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