Song 2 by Blur plays.
Look! Lacey is writing this. But I’ll admit it.
Lacey Banks is threatening to the evil Jews. They are terrified of her. More than most people to ever live. She scares them shitless.
*he thinks*
Whatever. It’s a thing.
Anyway…I guess…I’m just…over it.
(Writer’s note: I couldn’t get him to free-willfully say more.)
Keen to Cross the Pond 