Sexy Fuck What?

I’ve Got You Under My Skin by Frank Sinatra plays.

Jack Kennedy made an asshole of himself.

How?!

Welp…turns out…he ordered “Homosexual Adventure” on page 56. In 1932. From where!? The Love Incorporated (a Schimansky-Robinson Co.) catalogue.

Dissolve by Absofacto plays as Louis Hill Junior goes sledding in 1905. Why!? Because he’s a tough, sensible, sensitive kid. Jack Kennedy hadn’t even been born yet!!!! Loser!

Sorry, Jack.

Do…you like men? The Love Catalog was released first in the 1600’s.

King Henry dances to Loving You by Cannons plays because he finds this hilarious. Just thought you should know. He’s a good dancer, honestly.

I Turn My Camera On by Spoon plays as Louis travels. With his first wife. DB? And they…were a couple of the 1920’s. Much like the Queen Mother and Bertie. They were the 1920’s.

And in the 1920’s…humans were cool.

In Detroit…in the 1920’s…there were parties

Psychotic Girl by The Black Keys plays.

Hit The Road Jack by Ray Charles plays.

They partied. They had fun.

But…as F. Scott Fitzgerald describes…quite simply put: They drank too much. They drank too much.

You guys…they drank too much.

And they got some stupid ideas. Like boiling Mikimoto Pearls with tomato soup. With the intention to eat it. And…people tried. And wound up with pearls in their stomachs in the hospital.

How did Roger Sterling and Bertram Cooper not know that?

Jump Around by House of Pain plays.

“Are you from Detroit!?” asks a woman standing over a man on an experimental acid trip in the 1920’s. He stares up at her, rolls around. In profound terror.

For five hours he lost his mind. And in 1926 he was okay. But nowadays he wouldn’t be. Nowadays…he’d beg for years or however long it took for someone to shoot him in the head. Constantly.

Because nowadays people are stupid as fuck…and EXTREMELY VULNERABLE and white-exposed.

Michael Rockefeller dances with Lacey. It’s a cool dance.

“DFM!!” yells a group of rappers.

But thank God in 1926 he was able with the sanity of the era to wake up and recover. His friends helped him. They said, “PETER!! It was just…a drug experience. It was just…a sort of dream.”

“It was a dream!!” yells a man as he incredulously rolls his eyes.

He stares out the window.

They all start laughing at him.

And…he was able…to authentically laugh too. And by dinner they all were fine enough. Although he refused all chemical substances afterwards. He felt his brain was too weak and sick and damaged. Wasn’t that smart of him? Could he have died? YES!!!

“Did you regret it?” asks Michael Rockefeller of the man, should he exist.

“Yes!!” he yells, still sincerely crying about it even now, should he exist.

Evil is weak and has its limitations. And that makes some people really angry.

So…be careful with Bloody Mary.

Lacey Banks Billings licks ketchup off of her fingers.

Verses by Ólafur Arnalds & Alice Sara Ott plays. Clean, white, cold, fresh snow falls from the sky. A 26 year old gay man who used acid and feels…so evil…dies. He believes he’s alive. Because he died using acid.

“I’m not dead? Am I!?” he asks God.

He closes his eyes and feels the air around him. Opens his eyes quickly.

“I KILLED MYSELF!” he screams. He wails and loses himself in profound grief.

He was amazed by the power and glory of God. How God can wash us all clean as the pure driven snow. He was…in awe. It was AMAZING.

But then he realized that he’d arrived there through death and he knew what death meant. So he felt…horrified. He wasn’t trying to die!!

He wasn’t trying to die!!

Daylight by David Kushner plays.

What happened? Well…Jack Kennedy was very likely queer. And…he wanted to be…a Kennedy. So…he…likely lied about his sexual orientation and adamantly insisted he was heterosexual.

Womanizer by Britney Spears plays.

“That woman is totally psychotically conceited!” says Lacey Banks.

Circus by Britney Spears plays.

Scotia gets her whip. Hands it to God and Jesus The Son Of God.

Meet Her by Tiësto & Da Hool plays.

“Good! This seems to be ego-free.” says Lacey.

Anyway…that’s what went wrong with Detroit. But what was that?

Hmm. Was it that LEM BILLINGS was straight? Yes! MAYBE.

Atlas by Space 92 plays.

So…what happened? A metaphorical “love catalog” was started possibly in the 1600’s and it was discontinued in the 1920’s. DISCONTINUED. So…when Queen Elizabeth II read it and found Prince Philip the nation of Scotland has reason to wonder why. It has reasons to wonder why Prince Philip was still listed.

The Love Incorporated catalog (a complete metaphor?) was a fake love catalog? Well…it was made by (also a metaphor?) the Schimansky-Robinson Corporation. So…we have something to research in regard to Prince Philip.

Why was he possibly metaphorically on page 25? Who put him there? Why? WHY!?

And…trees lived.

The pages of the Schimansky-Robinson Love Incorporated Catalog were made from recycled paint chips in the 1930’s (possibly?) (metaphorically?).

Take Me Away by ACRAZE plays.

And anyway…in the back of the (metaphorical) catalog they used to have…homosexual listings. But the…love catalog was DISCONTINUED. THERE WAS NO REAL CATALOG!! Or was there? Was a remnant of the real love catalog maintained after its official discontinuation…in essence? It’s an interesting question. But a dicey hope. Because the Schimansky-Robinson Corporation is…extremely questionable in regard to its ethical and moral standing in the eyes of God. So…one has to wonder.

Under Pressure by Belocca & A*S*Y*S plays.

Scotia dances.

So…when Jack Kennedy (metaphorically??? or literally) grabbed Lem Billings penis and tried to rip it off to get him hard to feel loved by him…and Lem had to go to the doctor to have it surgically fixed with Joe Kennedy Senior because Jack was psychotic-stubborn and psychotic-narcissistic in essence? and Joe Sr. shook his metaphorical tits to Jesus would want to save his poor-Irish-ass that had gotten itself in a jam…*Scotia laughs* …the Kennedys were baffled. Why!? Well…not remarkably because Lem was in terrible pain and had lost his mind in a Stockholm Syndrome type of way…but because…Lem wasn’t in love!

“Why isn’t Lem…apologizing to Jack!?” asked Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy of Joe Kennedy Senior.

“Because! He claims Jack…is…cold.” says Joe (metaphorically?).

“Oh! He’s cold? Oh. …He gets it from me.” says Rose, sitting down. “I’ll come on to Lem in front of Jack a little and give him an idea. I love the our kids are as evil and perverted and worthless as us.” said Rose literally farting. She giggled.

“Rose! Don’t keep making me smell your fart!” says Joe Kennedy Senior.

“I’ll keep you in my will! I bought you!” says Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy. “I don’t need you. I refuse to believe I need you. I’m BETTER THAN YOU!!” she yelled and then peed on the carpeted floor.

Joe Kennedy Senior collapsed in tears. His wife was gross and deranged but she kept seducing him and he was too sexually addicted and backwards to resist. (Literally ou non?)

So…Lem…wasn’t likely gay…or even seemingly even attracted to men at all.

System Majority by Layton Giordani plays.

And…so…you might wonder why Jack was so sure Lem loved him. Well…because…the Kennedys knew that the Shimansky-Robinson, Love Inc. catalog was very suspect. Because they are the Szymanski Robinson corporation feet were criminals. The Fitzgerald‘s were criminals. They worked with the Shimanski Robinson corporation. They are the Shemanski Robinson corporation not literally, but they worked with that enough to be them. My father Tom banks did not work with that corporation, as far as I know ever, but the Kennedys were poor and Irish, and stupid and evil and so they worked with that catalog with that corporation all the time that was there or that those were their origins that’s who they are. I am sorry.

Later.

Basically, sorry just a second basically the Kennedys were tubers watch. No that people were ordering men from the love catalog for other men it wasn’t just women ordering they didn’t know that because they were tubers why they thought the catalog was keeping homosexuals from being happy much like some people today might think they didn’t realize that the catalog had an actual section for gay men. He and so call Greg and they thought that they were being blessed by the gods of evil when the love catalog was destroyed except not, they also thought somehow that it was God‘s will that everyone should be evil or some thing and Irish I have no clue what they thought they were complete disgusting morons, potentially so that’s the problem whether or not homosexuality is allowed in heaven they didn’t understand that anyone had existed before them. I guess with a brain and so they didn’t realize that people have been ordering men from the catalog and it wasn’t a boon for that, it wasn’t a boost that the love Cadillac had been destroyed who decided to destroy the love catalog some drunk woman in Detroit in the 1920s.