Anne

Crowned Princess Anne is an obnoxious little bitch.

She has no pride.

And she’s weak as Hell.

“Who did that to her? She’s evil?” asks Lacey.

“No.” says someone.

“Then what the Hell is going on?” asks Lacey. “Did her father turn her into a sucker?”

“I don’t know!” says Lem.

“This would be why you’re supposed to talk about reincarnation with Lacey last night and not have this shit conversation this morning with Dr. Dre pissed off and no one understanding where Lacey is coming from!” says Dr. Billings.

“Well I started off the whole entire conversation this morning! Okay!? I feel as though the Royal Family should be left alone. I don’t see why this worthless bitch Lacey has to be talking to them and Bobby and I are trying to find a way to reason with the Royal Family. We just want them to understand where we’re coming from.“ says Chris Hayes (as Cordelia McPherson).

“You know Lacey and I just chatted a little bit as she was editing this because this is probably an important post and we have decided that racism isn’t real after all. No, it’s not. It’s not a real thing.

Ahh…we were really…umm…stupid and thinking that- OK it’s not that stupid…but it-it was. …It was stupid. …It was so stupid of us not to realize what was really going on.” says Dr. Dre.

“Yeah, my theory is that our real problem is with Africa. We call it racism, but the real problem that people are having in United States isn’t racism. That’s a very toxic-colonialism mindset. It’s actually a problem with Africa that we’ve whitewashed as something to be addressed by white people.” says Lacey.

“What-what is the problem with Africa?” asks Dr. Dre.

“It’s probably extraordinarily complex.” says Lacey.

“What do they hate about us?!” asks a Central African King from the 18th Century.

“I don’t think it’s necessarily hate so much as a combination of fear and envy.” says Lacey.

“What do you mean?!” he asks.

“Do you really expect us to have given you guns!? I mean what are you asking for? I am sorry when I was there if I’m Scotia, you had poles that would go through people’s heads and it was terrifying dealing with you. We talked about that a few days ago and then you’re expecting for Egypt to give you guns in the 1800s. No, I’m sorry we didn’t give you guns!?” says Scotia.

“And you’re right that’s absurd. Did we rest on our laurels with our military strength?“ asks a Central African King.

“That makes a lot of sense. I just I feel as though you were very dignified and had an enormous amount dignity and the Christian in me thinks, ‘What the Hell!?’ That’s not-That’s not-‘. *pause*

No, you had all that dignity and honor and then they come with guns and shoot you up!? Oh…and you know to be honest there could’ve been evil happening in Africa…but I think it’s wonderful that they spread Christianity and sort of dismantled certain things. At the same time I don’t understand entirely why it happened. So on a certain level I wonder if that is it. Were you just resting on your laurels? You just assumed that they would always work for you, yeah.” says Lacey.

Instakord by Skream plays.

“Yes! That’s what I was just saying!” yells the King at Lacey.

“Yes. …I think the problem with Africa is…fear and envy.” says Lacey.

“How!?” asks South Africa.

Lacey smiles. “Because they’re here!”

South Africa laughs with her.

“What do they want from us?” asks Lacey.

“Yeah!” says South Africa.

“They want your power and sex and Lem’s penis in them!” says the Central African King to Lacey.

“That is exactly what I’ve been thinking this whole time!” says Scotia.

“Lacey‘s first life was as Scotia, if there’s reincarnation in the Bible that was her first human experience.” says the Illuminati.

“Dammit were you just Lem’s wife and my mother’s friend!?” asks Anne.

“ possibly know very possibly this frustrating to have to say that right now though, but yes, possibly him worst case scenario I’m your grandmother or it’s like my daughter is really so much like your grandmother that it’s got to be very difficult because your grandmother may be didn’t have the best relationship with her mother and if I’m not crazy and or evil or backward or stupid like you’re supposed to think then it’s sort of like I’ve I’ve become that somehow and it’s a bit troubling.” says Lacey.

“ we don’t have an alliance with you we don’t give a fuck about you at all. That should be understood this point the royal family gives a fuck about you at all.” says Princess Anne to Lacey.

“ then who do you have an alliance with?” asks Lacey.

“Oh just go fuck yourself!” says Princess Anne. “ but you killed my mother you did you killed your my mother with your friendship and that’s what happened she would’ve died if it wasn’t for you she would’ve lived to be 1000 you worthless bitch.”

“ that’s what was in her subconscious towards you and I wanted her to say that to you because it makes me feel vindicated and my hatred for you thank you Anne for expressing how useless and worthless Lacey as I appreciate you so much I would do anything for you anything at all.” says MSNBC and Chris Hayes.

“ your friendship with my mother was imaginary and it was obsession with me and my family who is lying better than you you were supposed to eat a shit you want to fuck off constantly don’t you don’t you I’ve masturbated to thoughts of you many times and I am amazed that you’ve never realize that many of us have in the family with masturbated to thoughts of you.

Don’t you think the same thing about us pretty please pretty please please fuck us please!” the Royal Family begs Lacey. Queen Camilla and all of them lick the floor by Lacey’s feet. “We want your sex desperately, we beg you!”

“ yeah yeah that’s about right!” says Sir Winston Churchill.

“ true confession I’m not convinced my father is the king of England. I’m a little worried my brother is.” says Prince Harry.

“ do you have your title back from Scotland Terry you have your title back your grandmother and I talked about it before she died and she thought she should get rid of it but that rested on the premise that this wouldn’t happen so you have it back this is ridiculous.” says Lacey.

“ I think that makes complete sense. No Harry and Megan are whatever they would be right the Duchess of the princess and you don’t know that much about those things intentionally the same way that you don’t study grammar it’ll probably be prince and princess so we’ll just called them that.” says Lord Moran.

“Anne why did you do this to yourself? Do you have a soul?” asks Lacey, sincerely.

“ oh my God I’m grabbing my tits and trying to fuck my own vagina like super naturally and it’s not working. I wonder the hottest man alive. I know that but I’m just a little confused about why this is a problem right now.” says Chris Hayes.

Someday by The Strokes plays.

“ oh I agree that they’ve been after Lem’s‘s penis and all that what do they want from central Africa people what did they want from the south and all of that probably gold diamonds and stuff like that why are they here and this is where are you? People are different than it I would not have expected them to be my friends and that I could somehow use a pole through their head if they were shooting at me I don’t understand what it is that we do know because I don’t think that I I don’t think that America understands what’s happening.” says Scotia to Africa.

“ I you’re right it’s a bit of a mess.” says the Central African King.

“ and why do you keep disregarding Lacey being about her self and reality completely why do people do that to her I don’t I don’t know that William and Kate do as much anymore and I don’t know that Harry and Meghan do either and what makes Lacey upset is that she loves Charles and she can’t figure out why they chose the path that they did in life you’re asking way too much of her she really could possibly be your great grandmother in reality. There’s nothing wrong with that. She’s not a flipper to get it nobody edit makes very little sense be treated her the way that you are your mother understood how to respond to her and maintain her dignity. It’s people who could stand with that meant we’ve had a problem with it for the very beginning, and you cited with them, seemingly almost 100% which is totally psychotic on your parts.

You know, Edward you’re great uncle was worthless, came to some degree not entirely, but he did abdicate and he was a Nazi. Lacey actually likes that part and she can’t quite figure out how it fits in but it’s very concerning because it seems as though MSNBC is running the royal family, which is treasonous.” says the CIA.

“ it’s your ties to the pedophiles. I doubt it I’ve talk to those people I don’t think they’re your problem MS NBC is your problem liberal American media is your problem and unfortunately you cannot kiss their ass that’s part of the reason you’re licking the floor under my feet feet, you can’t kiss their ass they’re so far beneath you if they don’t understand that you’re supposed to understand they don’t understand that.” says Lacey. “ the whole pedophilia thing is it is a huge problem because it’s evil and terrible that being sad. Um, I understand potentially why you’ve decided to delve into the issue it’s her self protection, but then that’s what Hass to be pure hearted and you have to know what you’re doing. You can’t get involved in it thinking you’re going to make a quick buck, if that’s what you people are doing I don’t think England exists anymore I don’t think written brick brick great Britain existing more exist anymore. I don’t think so. I think it died when the queen died I don’t I don’t I don’t know that England exist anymore or any expecting me if I’m Scotia reincarnated to come back and be a weird bitch and I can’t sweeties because that’s not who I am.” says Lacey.

“ oh hi, I am One Billings. I might be a Spencer and I don’t give a fuck what you think about it!” says Lem Spencer.

“ yes yes you may have a Spencer King right now. Apparently he knows more about what’s going on than I do and that’s good so you have a Spencer king because I cannot fucking take care of all of you while you’re ripping my face off.” yells Lacey Billings.