Cordelia McPherson Examines

I am confused because it just seems like Lacey can start managing British politics from her bedroom and I don’t get why. I was under the stinking impression that that was bullshit that she shoved up her vagina to get off. I had no fucking clue that that was a real thing that the Royal Family would have to be worried about.” says Chris Hayes, breathless.

How You Like Me Now by The Heavy plays as Joe Kennedy Junior and Chris Hayes give the finger to Lacey Banks.

“Hold the fuck on! Hold the fuck on!” yells Penelope Keith. “Do you boys think Lacey is intrigued by you or are you trying to make her into a man?”

“ oh no it’s just I thought that she was like she does this thing where it’s like guys like Joe and I screw other women and tell her she’s a worthless piece of shit compared to us and we really mean it sincerely and then we come back and she’s always doing something glamorous or she’s fucking somebody and getting off and we’re just like obviously this is just to show us you know that she’s better than us which is just fake because then that just means that it’s just an ego trip for her and she’s just arguing against us like she just invented this whole life. That’s totally imaginary to make us feel diminished by her. It’s kind of like the Nesheim oil except she’s doing it right now with us we went after the Nesheim well to diminish her fine, but then somehow in some very confusing way that I would love to understand I am incredibly superior and so is Joe and she doesn’t get that.”

“Answer my question Chris. Do you think she’s aroused by you or not!?” asks Penelope Keith.

“ i’m curious too!” says the Central African King.

“ yeah, I mean we do.” says Chris.

“ I’m mad because I would like to be able to be evil and for once not have my grandparents or my great grandparents take such damn good care of me.” says Princess Anne.

“I hear you I do it’s funny that sweetie if Lacey really is reincarnated and that’s really your grandmother downstairs in the kitchen eating ice cream right now in a lily Pulitzer dress in February you’re like Lem’s Billings he got into this situation he got you all into the situation with the same attitude I don’t want to be protected fine he might disagree with me but that was the impression. Lacey and I both had was that he was just trying to break free. I’m sorry I might be wrong about that she might be too but that’s the impression we’ve had that he’s a great bit like Anne and he just wants to break free. You know, runoff with Jack and ruin the world and I was using that to try to explain to dad that we appreciate her need for independence but that she needs to be careful because if you run away from people who trust you are in love you and our trust worthy you can get in trouble it’s boring but the nurse or maybe she hast to save her adventures for Christ and end, and you know the afterlife.” says King Edward of the Edwardian Era.

“Oh yes! Sorry, Penelope.” Lacey says to Penelope Keith. “No. I’m not aroused.” she says to them.

“So you’re just still hurt by us?” Chris and Joe Kennedy Junior ask Lacey.

“Yes! No shit!” says Lacey. “I’d like to kill you both.”

“Is that jealousy?” asks Chris.

Lacey thinks. “No.”

“Then why are you angry!?” asks Joe Kennedy Junior.

“Because you hurt my feelings.” says Lacey Banks Billings.

“What!?” asks Chris.

“You’re both obnoxious!” yells Lacey.

“Lacey is like the Holy Grail and people alive today think that they can take her vagina away from her. Jack essentially had the same idea.” says King Lem Spencer of Scotland.

“Is Bobby more obnoxious!?” asks Chris Hayes of Lacey.

“Yes, far more obnoxious.” says Lacey.

“You just don’t like Irish people.” says Chris Hayes.

“You know Chris you made it very easy for us to destroy MSNBC and we essentially have. Chris, you’ll be out of a job in the next 5 to 10 years if the world doesn’t end and then you’ll fade into obscurity and be somewhat poor if the world doesn’t end because you’re kind of a nobody with a psychotic delusional, conception of himself.” says the Illuminati to Chris Hayes.

Memoryhouse by Max Richter plays.

“She likes the Irish.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“Lacey what the hell were you trying to tell us earlier today about the Hermes scarves?” asks an American Irish woman.

“Thank you for asking.” says Lacey Banks Billings. “I’ll show you. I’ll take a picture of them.”

“I put those on the bed in my bedroom and we looked through them. It was just a pile of scarves like that.” says Lacey.

“Because you thought she would see them and I would like trigger some kind of memory of her daughter’s Hermes scarves because they’re probably pretty similar in style.” says the Irish American woman.

“Yes, if she’s the Queen Mother, and she might not be, but they get so obsessed with reincarnation and I care about them so I try to sort of investigate for their sakes and my own. And really, they’re more obsessed with it than I am but I want to make sure that I know what’s going on too.” says Lacey Banks Billings.

“What happened?” asks the Irish American woman.

“ you know I couldn’t quite get a read on her. I really am not actually all that interested in reincarnation because I’m a Christian but I’m not trying to distance myself from God you know I don’t want to not know what’s going on so her reaction was disturbing. I couldn’t get her. I couldn’t figure out what it meant which is I mean it’s extreme it’s extraordinary disturbing that she got. She looks a lot like the queen mother, my daughter, I’ve noticed that since she was first born practically and I mean she was conceived while I was being attacked by the illuminati and I may have been being protected by people in the illuminati in Great Britain so if there is reincarnation in the Bible and I actually am a dad, Scottish aristocrat. I worry that that is the queen mother because she was Scottish and I don’t have a choice that’s my daughter they don’t seem to understand that that’s actual physical reality it matters I don’t see how they don’t see the relevance to anything