“And I’m really mad about Casi not being my friend anymore. Are used to siphon off recipes from her on the road on the fly and I am just a little worried that I’m going to starve to death. We’re too poor to hire a cook, so I got the real clever idea to use her brain to come up with recipes and now I’m all worried it’s not gonna work.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“ oh well, Bobby can’t you just buy food?” asks a reader.
“ I am a health conscious intellectual as you know, and I refuse to buy food from Whole Foods or any co-op or any other place that sells premade food. It’s very complicated, but Bill Gates and I are not on the same wavelength on the issue and there’s no way that I can afford a cook.” says Bobby.
“ do you know maybe you should’ve thought of that before you decided to run for president Bobby.” Says Jonah Wiley.
“ hey Jonah I want to come work for me?” asks Bobby.
“ I would love that I would love to work for you and if this blog is correct, how would you like me to contact you?” asks Jonah sincerely.
“ oh no, I’ve try to find people Lacey hates to like be in my audience sort of to meet me because I can’t stand her. How could you contact me you can’t contact me because of the illuminati exist will break the code for barrier and then they’ll be an office brush and will have a problem with poop.” says Bobby.
“ OK so in your mind, there’s a witchcraft reason for why you can’t contact me?” asks Jonah.
“ I would also never you know acknowledge your humanity, because I’m a God compared to you.” says Bobby.
“ And I’m lower middle class and you’re struggling to make it and you can’t afford to cook. I think you’re delusional.” says Jonah.
“ Yeah but I have the power of the Almighty ilumiNATTI in me and the secret sauce of the illuminati and me so I don’t have to acknowledge you.” Says Bobby.
“ well, Bobby, it’ll be interesting to see what happens when you all have a very harsh wake up call that you’re the losers and not a lot of other people. Lacey‘s family really is one of the wealthiest families alive not yours and the reality is a lot of the people who are in the illuminati are really just bullshit artist who aren’t as wealthy as a Nesheims either.” says Jonah.
“I went to Harvard Yale call Gloria Harvard school Mackinac mix I went to do I was mean University and I graduated top of my class. I work on spreadsheets and excel and microprocessing Jade analysis double helix 12.
And I have a lot of work history.
I have an IQ in all actuality of 107 but a test of 125.
My wife does a lot of stuff for me that my brain can’t figure out how to do that.
And I have no fucking clue where my family history meetings or is that I know their superior holes could I am going to Harvard Columbia Stuyvesant, University of Minnesota, London school of economics, Oxford, Cambridge Yale University twice just to say hi and I have 15 billion up my ass how can I do that special is my family was inferior one tiny ducking but.” says a blow hard white gig economy “billionaire.”
“ I have a feeling your net worth is far lower than you think. What is his net worth Lacey?” asks Jonah.
“ he’s worth about 25 to 50,000,000 in all reality.” says Lacey.
“ yeah because I bet the rest of it is stuff that he doesn’t really on the way that he pretends to.” says Jonah.
“ but he could theoretically maybe but I doubt it. It’s actually far harder with things the way that they are in the world today to be that rich because where do they store all their money? Where is the money they pretend like they own something but that’s a concept first of all, and second of all the business that made him rich isn’t his business alone, he has people under him who are also part of the business so it’s not just his business and they make a product it’s not like owning trillions of dollars of oil like my family or a lot of other people in the past and possibly even the president who owned commodities that were solid his wealth is an idea and his family’s history is an idea and he just yelled at me and said oh you should go back to the hood bitch because he can’t shut the fuck up even though he’s making a total ass of himself from my I mean that I’m not God I can’t make a final pronouncement on the issue with us, but it seems like to me.” says Lacey.
“ yeah, you know what based on that alone she’s right and by honoring God and not making final pronouncements on peoples souls she’s got in trouble because she knows that’s a lie and that you can’t go that far with people but you guys don’t respect that so based on that alone, we’re done talking for the day we’re going to go make some dinner and we’re going to let your people stew in your own fucking juices until later Tata and yes, actually people did say that otherwise it would be a joke and also Penelope I don’t want to fuck you and also I like you, Constantine, and frankly don’t fuck with me and Egypt at the same time and God and think you have a fucking chance. Even the Romanovs are a little scared of us and let me tell you something they’re probably on our side along with a lot of other Asian dynasties. I have no clue what you people can possibly be thinking, and sadly if Casi isn’t Italian aristocrat reincarnated, she was a real hot hot hot button because not only is she a peasant when you didn’t realize that she could’ve been an Italian aristocrat and they were far wealthier than you think and so she’s both lower than you think she is and higher, and so talking to her was a really toxic move on the ilumiNATTI’s part as far as OK. You could’ve talk to her but taking her soul to heart and so seriously was very dangerous because you might not get everything, she saying, part of it could be her being an aristocrat and then you’re gonna think that means something and then part of it could be for being a peasant and when I make that something that it’s not.
So Lacey and I are going to go cook dinner not because I’m gay because I’d like to have a nice dinner tonight. I didn’t have sex with my wife last night because I got into a fight with the royal family and I say that jokingly not because I want them to know about the sex because it’s absurd that we should have to say these things in public, so it’s absurd. It really is and it’s absurd. You can laugh. It’s very funny but it’s absurd that I should have to share all that. We will be editing this blog tonight. She’ll post some thing on Instagram if you’re curious to see if she’s OK and just trust God and worship Jesus OK all right bye-bye for now not forever and I will be posting tonight on Instagram.” says Lem Billings (Spencer?).
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