Cherry Blossom

Inside Out by Duster plays.

A Real Gust Of Wind by Cemeteries plays.

“Is that Lem?” asks India, crying.

“No!” says Lacey.

“Why are you so alone!?” asks India.

“I’m confused too.” says Lacey. “And actually that young man reminds me of Joe Kennedy Junior.”

“He looks like Lem!!” yells the Illuminati.

“No. He actually doesn’t almost at all.” says Lem.

“Why do you all make such ignorant mistakes?” asks Lacey.

“That’s Joe!” says Lacey.

Procession by Cemeteries plays.

“SHIT!” says J. Edgar Hoover. “That guy moves like Joe. The only similarity between him and Lem is glasses…and your narcissism?”

“He has similar eyelids to Lem.” says Joe.

“So Lacey took Joe’s side wholeheartedly. And…what did she gain from that?” and Dan Levy.

“Did you just get harassed for being a hot Jew?” asks Joe Kennedy Junior.

“Yeah. I did!” says Dan Levy.

“Look…I may or may not have been bisexual.

If I was… If I was just hitting on you – and it was slightly just to see what would happen – that wouldn’t have bothered Lacey.

Believe it or not she would’ve thought, ‘I don’t know what the hell that is…but I don’t think it’s anything serious.’ To a point it would have bothered her but…she had a lot of grace for me. …That’s not what broke us up.

She’s really not an idiot when she analyzes Lem. …You have to try to understand! No…she’s really understanding it all from the experience of being with a Kennedy. Me! …For years. And also just being who she is. No, she’s very psychologically aware…and she pushes herself to the limit for other people.

See…I wouldn’t have given you that much love. …Does that make sense?” says Joe.

Dan cries and nods.

“But that’s the thing. Really, her analysis of Lem…is spot on and what I gave Pat was my heart. Which…is why I’m not with Lacey anymore.” says Joe Kennedy Junior. “And if I’m not a total fraud we are probably always going to be slightly close or something like that. We’ll see if I don’t go to Hell…or if I still exist. Yeah…yeah we’ll see what happens.

Hopefully…I mean we were-we were-we were honestly…we were in love for decades.

Umm…what did she get out of siding with me? Well…what do you think of her lifestyle? What-What do you think of her lifestyle? Is it nice?”

“I know it’s not bad.

She’s married to an actuary who is very smart and makes very good money. She lives in a nice house with a good yard and her kids go to decent schools.

She has a good jewelry, perfume, and silver collection and china collection and decent clothes and handbags and a nice car and she’s traveled the world…and she has good cosmetics and skincare products and clean water. That’s because of you?” asks Dan Levy.

“It was her too!

It’s me working with her and being in love with her. But yeah that’s me and her both being alive in Christ and in love.” says Joe.

“And what else is you?” asks Eugene Levy.

“Well…I mean there’s a lot of horrible things that have happened but the good stuff that she knows that she’s beautiful even a small amount I mean just even a tiny amount a lot of that is because of me.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.

“So she’s yours.

I mean you’re not together and she’s Lem’s but she’s yours out of the Kennedys. She belongs to you even though your father disagreed with you possibly rightfully because of what God decided…but you-you just-just said, ‘No, this one’s mine!’ because she wasn’t your mother and she was closer to your age and you just thought forget it.

Did you get angry at Lem? I mean no but you knew, and even if Lem was straight and has explanations for stuff. Did you get angry at him?” asks Eugene Levy.

“Yes, yeah. I’m still angry at him. Lacey and I are a little bit alike at times. If she’s Tom’s daughter she’s the oldest to some degree and so am I. And we both love our fathers and I think a little bit like a times we both worry we aren’t good enough for them. And no I take it personally what Lem did to her and yeah, he probably deserves it. It pisses me off because it’s very subtle and disgusting and even if they’re meant to be together and I still care about both of them Lacey and I are still hurt. Very hurt.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.

“Can I be honest with you? You’re better looking than Lem.” says Eugene Levy. “I mean you’re tall and you have sort of an attitude. That’s a little charming. And you’re extraordinarily good looking, Joe you really are.”

“But she’s with Lem. She actually finds him more attractive…but I mean-I mean she still thinks I’m astoundingly good-looking. But no she is with Lem.” says Joe.

“What do you think of her beauty though?” asks Eugene Levy.

“It’s better than mine be honest, competitive wise. But that’s not really what you mean. What do I think of it? I mean it’s extraordinarily arousing to me. I was in love with her and I was ready to commit her for eternity…to some extent. But it’s maybe not my first choice in beauty and she sort of knows that and she was devastated by that the entire time we were together. I can explain how it works but it’s I have a feeling you already kind of have a sense of it.” says Joe.

“I am imagining her being Lem’s and being sort of- He has a beauty of his own with his eyes and his grandeur but then he has her and she is his ruby, or something really astoundingly beautiful…but the overall framework of it is actually beneath you.” says Eugene Levy.

“Slightly yeah. But then it’s like she doesn’t care. And in Heaven we are probably equals and I actually really did like her that much. Really. It’s-It’s more like I’m trying to explain. No I mean we really were in love and I mean it makes sense because she is a beautiful and I was handsome and…sometimes…I wonder if we’re the ones that had the affair. *Joe laughs*

Yeah, I wonder if really, Lacey and I are the ones who had the affair. But that’s not how we experienced it. …I will see. I’ll ask God.

But no, it’s sort of like- I try to explain it: Irish beauty is is really astounding and so is English beauty but Irish beauty is- Yeah, it has the blonde and the sharp blue eyes in a different way than English beauty and umm…that I am, and I am yeah, but what-what is she? No, she’s perfect. She’s almost perfect. Literally she’s almost perfect. And it’s really entrancing and it’s mesmerized me.

I mean I’m still attracted to her but it’s not umm…I don’t- It’s not really-It’s not my thing. I don’t really fully know how to devour her.

Because it’s like if she was food it’s like do you use chopsticks or a spoon? How do you-How do you do this? And that’s not Lacey‘s ideal or my ideal. And we kind of figured out how to be in love, but um it was never quite right because it’s like yeah you’re really perfect. Wow yeah, but the passion just wasn’t there as much as it was with some people with me so I don’t- It just didn’t quite work. Whereas with Lem it seems like he can kind of-He can understand or something. I don’t know you’ll have to ask them but yeah I just I couldn’t as awful as this is to say I couldn’t quite get into her so speak. …That’s not what I meant to say, but…I couldn’t quite make it work to be with her. And that’s where I’m different than Elliott. Elliot figured out how to be with her to a genius degree where she heard his voice and he’s dead. I mean wow! That’s impressive. He was also good with planes in a way that I wasn’t. But no I mean, I don’t think that we’re really right for her so it’s depressing. But that-that’s just the sad nature of-of her life. Because you are always telling her she’s not good enough all of the fucking time. All the fucking time. All the time. I don’t think anyone’s ever told her she’s good enough her entire life, and if they do, they have always been terrified that she’s going to be evil. But no…she has no ego in a good way. But still it’s unusual. So I have explain that to you.

By the way, can go ahead and type on her blog because you’re so evil and alter her words as she writes as you have. But I can’t wait. And I can’t go there anymore. I’m too angry.

And I’m not talking about this anymore. I can’t. I didn’t say that she’s evil or ugly. And I’m saying the opposite of that.

You are such assholes. I can’t-I just I can’t. I’m sorry I’m ready to start killing people. I’ll talk to you later.” Joe Kennedy Junior.

“We don’t know for sure, but we’re almost positive that Chris is not Honey-Fitz.” says Eugene Levy.

“Okay. Thank you for checking into that.” says Lacey.