“M’Bappé” by Lem Billings

If life imitates art the television show Arrested Development should make a series in Purgatory about the Kennedys.

Maeby Fünke: Most of Bobby Kennedy’s children.

Michael Bluth: Joe Kennedy Senior

George Michael Bluth: Joe Kennedy Junior

Lindsay Bluth Fünke: Jackie Kennedy

Lucille Bluth: Ethel Kennedy, Rose, Kick and Jack

Gob Bluth: Ted Kennedy and Jack Kennedy

Byron “Buster” Bluth: Jack, Rosemary, Eunice, and Bobby

Tobias Fünke: the US media

Oscar Bluth/George Bluth Sr.: Honey Fitz and later Ted Kennedy

Lucille Austero: Red Fay, Grace Kelly, Etc

Narrator: Lacey Banks

I’m not good at that. Lacey is. Let’s let her do it:

Maeby Fünke:

“It just doesn’t work.” says Lacey. “Sorry.”

Lem smiles