Lacey: I am I’ll go first and then you can add. Things are correct things.
Casi: OK sounds good.
Lacey: Chanel is a great brand. It’s a Great House Kaald, a House Because brand is a crap way to describe excellent perfume.
Casi: if I call it brand phone honesty, it might be disrespectful.
Lacey: it’s a House, the House of Dior the house of Chanel. It’s respectful to call it a house and that way they don’t mean it’s literally a house and maybe they don’t understand that speaking of Italian history it’s the house of Medici write the house of Dior, it’s a way of being respectful to their aesthetic and grander.
Casi: I didn’t necessarily know that, and that’s very intimidating Lacey, but to be honest with you, that makes sense.
Lacey: speaking of Dior I liked your I feel very bad for deer. I think it’s gone downhill, but I think they had an aesthetic that was superior to most any aesthetic at the moment other than maybe Chanel.
Casi: yeah, you’re right the new the new look that was a really big deal and then it just do you feel like you’re just went downhill?
Lacey: yes, probably in the 80s yet you’re probably went downhill in the 80s which is sad the 70s or 80s is when Dior just-
Casi: do we think she pros and Fuji? Ours are sophisticated as everyone else does?
Lacey: no, they’re not they smell like men but they’re good, but they smelled so masculine.
Casi: but that’s a good thing like Mitsuko does that count or is that that’s some thing different isn’t really in reality I know they don’t understand that, but no, are they like do they count or not?
Lacey: I think they still countess as perfume for work for a woman no Chanel 19 is still perfume. It’s not whatever that would be something bisexual or lesbian I just outright madly know I think it still counts it it’s still Perfume, but it borders on it if butter is really close sodas Seay and sodas Corey Andra I like wearing them though because they’re there they are to me asexual and it isn’t about attracting women it’s just sort of about smelling something pretty I mean coriander is a good smell and so is Chanel 19 a lot of those smells I don’t wear it for other people because I’m straight. I genuinely just wear them to smell on myself and and then I think will. Damn I hope that if a man smells me and wants to be with me that he won’t be offended, but I don’t wear them with the intent of attracting a man that’s absurd.
Casi: i’m sorry I’m too busy laughing. Dear OK yeah I don’t. I don’t know why. Oh shit.
Lacey: no, you you like women I don’t not in that way I don’t mean to be mean, but can we move on I mean I don’t want you to go to hell but other than that can we just move on?
Casi: is it relevant?
Lacey: how is it relevant?
Casi: because you like men, and sometimes I have light women, and I think that affects the perfume that we wear.
Lacey: but I’ve already covered that’s
Casi: you did you’re right when you said it could be worn by a lesbian you’re right and that’s keeping it private for me because it’s like it’s my business between me and God to be honest, I have worn some of those perfumes for women.
Lacey: I don’t believe you really I feel like as a woman I would want to smell something like product candy kiss I really just wear those perfumes for myself you women really actually like those other perfumes I wasn’t just surmising if that’s the right way to put it?
Casi: oh, no because it smells like candy and that does smell good
Lacey: exactly
Casi: do you know what I think? I’ll think that there’s a difference OK there’s still are people who are closeted there’s still is that culture within the homosexual community even if you’re bisexual arm where it’s like you don’t really wear Prada candy because even if your girlfriend would like you to wear that because it does smell really good just objectively there if you wear it, it’s still is considered sort of taboo Thomas actuals because it’s not like a clear signal to a woman that you’re interested so like they could take it the wrong way and think that you’re straight or that you’re with a man because men supposedly like those fragrances so even if they don’t, I think men supposedly do and so it’s just not some thing you do so then you have to wear something a little more earthy for a woman to kind of catch your drift.
Lacey: that makes sense, though that makes a lot of sense see, I am from a different generation slightly than you, so I would imagine that women would be beyond that and that they would be looking for other things maybe or something where it’s like. She smells super five minutes, but you know since Barack Obama and gay marriage was made legal we figured out some real clever Waze real quick to sort of signal to each other.
Casi: no, why would we be that quick?
Lacey: because fashion moves that fast fashion moves that fast and so I just thought that would move fast too.
Casi: no, you’re right you don’t have much of a mom so you didn’t know if that’s no that’s not how that would work for those people and I’m one of them know that’s not how it works for those people. They are a little slower than that believe it or not they’re a little slower I know you think we’re cutting edge or something we’re not we’re not as cutting edge is that Lacey we’re really not
Lacey: well, then I am offended because as a Scandinavian and as someone who is cutting edge my thinking, I have been very insulted by the homosexual community and I’m a little put out because I always act like I’m way behind the times and that I am the dumbest brick in the whole you know sense no turns out I am way ahead of them, and I am expecting them to keep up with the face of fashion every season and no that’s what they act like they act like they come up with new brilliant ideas every season along with the fashion and turns out no they’re still stuck back and I don’t know what the hell when.
Casi: I hear you I hear you I hear you I hear you.
Lacey: what the fuck does that mean?
Casi: oh, I have a feeling people want me to think that you’re Jack reincarnated or that you’re a lesbian because they’re offended by our conversation and then also I’m trying to be empathetic.
Lacey: that pisses me off, and now I want to figure out what the fuck happened to those murders those poor people.
Casi: *laughs* I hear you either. I’m beginning to think they didn’t do anything at all, and they’re just being tormented by the illuminati without knowing it.
Lacey: people like that are very threatening to liberals, because they stand up for themselves. They know who they are they’re not poor, and they understand evil.
Casi: you’re right, let’s get back to Perfume. what do we think of Chanel 22?
Lacey: I think it was sexy supposedly but I don’t get it let’s get back let’s go back let’s go back a little bit. Let’s go back a little bit so you wear what do you wear to attract a woman?
Casi: patchouly lavender Hozier‘s she bras, but Julie is kind of a thing so some patchouly fragrances like they’re in the added all the patchouly to Chanel 20s to the mademoiselle. I kind of think that might’ve been for bisexuals or women who were slowly becoming bisexual who are millennial and I kind of think black opium was for a lesbian Mark Jacobs decadence was for bisexual, lesbian, whatever yeah I’m pissed off how when you join the Perfume community Marc Jacobs, and all these other assholes started making for Julie fragrances. It’s disgusting to me Lacey insulted that is to you and me both in it in a way.
Lacey: yeah, I agree I don’t even I don’t wear black opium I don’t wear decadence I am I like them but there’s something off about it
Casi: yeah, I think Jack was a disgusting pig and I’m glad he’s in hell love with straight you’re straight and they are too fucked up to get that.
Lacey: is that why they started killing the murderers because they understood that I was straight in that, so I was lame isn’t that sad?
Casi: it is sad air maize. Kalash is another fragrance that a woman might wear for another woman, believe it or not.
Lacey: what about what about the garden serious by Hermès? Actually, what about the garden told itself by her maze but me what the fuck is that? It looks to me like a cheap bag from Lands’ End all gussied up for some bitch but let me tell you something tell me the truth is that something women would wear for each other for another woman like the whole garden series the book yeah because it
Casi: because of the rainbows in the bottles.
Lacey: yeah, which is also an insult to me because I love lighting bottles up to some degree but if I’m reincarnated, that’s the Egyptian and me I’m not a homosexual so stupid. But no is it are the perfumes some thing that that that you would wear for women of that a woman would wear for you?
Casi: no, I think they thought will find an Aries for her and then put her with a woman because lame so happy being with a man. Which is just dumb as fuck I mean I think I find it funnier than you do sweetie but it is dumb as fuck because I am not just an Aries and you’re sure as hell not my girlfriend you’re not attracted to women at all and you’re bothered by it to the nth degree which they should have some respect for but who is who the hell was guiding the Kennedys around literal poop I think it was I think it was literal poop that gave them all these dumb ass. Shitty ideas and I’m not exaggerating, I’m not saying that in an on scientific way it pisses me off. I would love for you to exist as a bisexual who would where was it solo twat or something I mean what the fucking what the fuck is supposed to be at Egyptian paradise I’ll fuck you. She’s not my little Scotia bitch And be honest with you. I’m not sure I even want that from you anymore the more I get to know you was kind of weird, but that’s what they thought. That’s what they thought. It’s an insult to both of us as an insult, my intelligence and my patience and it’s an insult you profoundly as an entity.
Lacey: sex and the city still thinks I’m a lesbian they do they don’t get that I wear tennis skirts and try smoking cigarettes with Louis to get him to sleep with me when I’m 15.
Casi: laughing. That’s awful Lacey I can’t believe you do that.
Lacey: is it really awful?
Casi: Lacey, your 15 smoking a cigarette trying to get his attention while you’re playing tennis with him. Oh my god girl help you what the hell are you thinking?
Lacey: I don’t know I think I thought we were just make out or some thing.
Casi: you know I doubt it I really doubt it
Lacey: well, I like to think I would’ve known that at the time and not gotten pregnant at 16 from Louis baby with or with Louis baby from Louis baby. I’d like to think that came out wrong and it doesn’t mean anything I’d like to think that I would’ve gotten pregnant, I married him but that doesn’t make much sense but no I like to think that I wouldn’t have gotten pregnant cause I would’ve known better back then that someone would include me in nowadays no one does.
Casi: I know because they’re they’re too busy thinking you’re a lesbian which is so fucked up that is so fucked up that is so fucked up they are so arrogant sexually and otherwise that is disgusting to me now.
Lacey: why don’t you wear cute stuff like what OK that’s not true I have a feeling if you wore that what you wanna wear you look really sexual and cute but in a way that would freak everyone out because you look like a ghost.
Casi:I mean yeah, I like to wear tennis skirts and sweaters that fit stuff like that I would actually look very sexy but you can’t do that nowadays because it’s not a thing it’s more of like an old fashion illusion, so it’s like people make an allusion to the past when they were stuff like that, or even even from Brooks Brothers to some extent and I try to wear it and make it more relevant because that’s who I am but it’s hard to translate that and I can know that I’m in my 40s by easily but when I was a teenager I didn’t work because you know it might’ve kind of worked for for a while but then my parents didn’t want to buy stuff like that for me and so instead I would wear things that were more cost-effective but there wasn’t much available that I could wear that was really what I wanted to wear so I lost that time and then by the time that I had the money in my 20s or 30s it was no longer in style and now it’s not in style at all so if I were to wear it it would just look ridiculous actually would look really hot probably objectively speaking but people would think I was weird.
Casi: so we don’t really know what you look like.
Lacey: I am more attractive than this woman, but she’s got the right sexual aesthetic.
Casi: You’re a slut!
*Louis Hill Jr. laughs*
Lacey: well, not really, sweetie it’s just I am sexual in the same way that an adult woman is today. I’m not really a slut though you know I’m not like a heartless horsewoman him. It’s more that I want to be appealing and that’s my sexuality embodied.
Casi: 11 was straight I mean he’s told you that through the Holy Spirit if he’s told you at all and yeah, at least I sure hope so and I know he was straight. There’s no way he could’ve fucked. Use many times as he has without being straight that’s stupid as hell that’s just stupid. It’s all just intuitively now I mean I will. I would rule it out right I’m not being quite that dogmatic, but yeah, there’s no way he married this woman who is what was dressing like this at 15 to get Louis Hill Junior to sleep with her trying to smoke cigarettes with him at some country club I mean no because you have been trying to fuck you perfect I have a feeling they have and you had your a while. Yeah Joe dead and you had to throw them off. Mike wants to Louisville does too but you resist yeah Louis would probably like to screw you right now that’s why he’s laughing and that’s where people really are dumb as dirt in the Kennedy family they don’t fucking got it honey they don’t get it and you don’t even know what that means shit shit.
Lacey: you know I almost said I almost knew what that meant and then I probably lost track of it in my early 20s.
Casi: people were too heartless to you.
Lacey: yes, exactly yeah people were too heartless to me, but now that’s my sexual aesthetic so I like their maize garden line but it’s it’s it’s a little bit too girly and childlike.
Casi: I don’t think a woman could easily dress like you, and really be interested in women at all.
Lacey: yeah, that is aesthetically. True that’s the way it’s always been and if it wasn’t, I would try to find some other way to communicate that.
Casi: you like sex with men heck of a lot.
Lacey: I do why is that so baffling to people because to me your sex just looks like scratching your face.
Casi: oh well, pedophilia is worse than that obviously but you’re right that’s just bullshit and they’re too arrogant to except the fact that you’re right it is it’s just bullshit I actually do I actually think that even if they might’ve read me thinking otherwise and that’s why they like me so much but in all actuality, you know that there’s a part of me that doesn’t necessarily really believe that at all, and that’s the part of me that I am more than what they see, and they’re too gullible and backward and liberal to get it.
Which is how they lost the election to Donald Trump because they don’t get that people actually think like me when you get that they don’t spend enough time in the south and that they do trying to kill us off
oh the thing is though no this is the straight aesthetic and no you people exist. Do you like straight sucks and I don’t get it necessarily but then again, maybe I’m starting to, but I don’t really necessarily get it the way that you do you’re extremely straight could I like straight sex as much as you being bisexual?
Lacey: I think, if it’s allowed in heaven, if homosexuality is allowed in heaven, art or society is too poor, to allow you to enjoy it.
At least fully, Michael might be able to have enjoyed it because he was so personally rich if it’s allowed in heaven, yeah pedophilia is just bullshit nonsense but if homosexuality is allowed in heaven, I think in America, it was allowed for the extremely rich to be both bisexual, or to be both attracted to men and women Like fully attracted, I would bet him, but I don’t know that the average person no offense could really enjoy it in America.
Which could be why the Kennedys are so insulted by that because they don’t want to admit that they didn’t know how to enjoy straight and homosexual sex because they were too bourgeois and new money and poor sons and so they just fucked up both because they were too backwards to get it, and Jack is so narcissistic and easily wounded that he doesn’t get that he didn’t know how to do it And he just fucked the whole thing up.
I am that being said, if it’s not allowed in heaven, I would say know that you probably can’t enjoy it as well as I can and then that’s just sad and stupid because you will in heaven.
Casi: that makes me think if it’s not allowed and having that Michael would blow your mind in bed blow your bloody mind.
Lacey: that’s probably true but that be good that be good sex know that would be real good sex, but the problem is I don’t know if that’s what’s right does that make sense?
Casi: I know I know I hear you because it might it might actually just be just you know a fallen world, and then you will him have to sort out whatever the hell it is that keeps you from being that happy with each other or whatever the hell that would even be and I have a feeling U2 can do it but you’re right then that’s what you have to do. You can’t just take a shortcut by being with Michael Rockefeller. *she laughs*
Lacey: yeah, that’s true. That is true that is true and that’s why it’s not about the sex. It’s about the person you know?
Casi: yeah, you can’t separate the two they’re there holy interconnected I hear you.
Lacey: speaking of which I need to get going soon I need to make some dinner for tonight, but it’s been fun talking with you actually.
Casi: oh, OK but what let’s discuss your right Hermès garden line I think we both like it I I like it I think you like it too from what I can gather, but it’s a little off for us at least. To me, it feels like offensive and you it feels just a little weird slightly and it was I mean, if it’s supposed to be asking a lot of them I think it’s more than weird for you, but you’re an incredibly strong person and so to you it’s like this is weird, and then that’s where people need to stop with analogies and their symbolism homosexual sex. He was vile at a butt but the perfume isn’t as much but still a little weird.
What do you think of Chanel 22?
Lacey: oh, well I think it’s beautiful. I think it’s a little matronly, but I think it’s very beautiful.
Casi: yeah, and then we can appreciate it objectively but it’s not our perfume. I wonder if your mother Margie could’ve worn it more than you?
Lacey: oh yeah, if she really loved my father, she probably could’ve yeah if she really loved my father she probably could have but I still it’s may be her bottle of perfume right but I still like it.
Casi: yeah and that’s why I was saying the symbolism needs to seize there because it’s not like you’re trying to steal your father. It’s more like her perfume and that’s her symbolism comes back in because it’s her perfume as a woman and she’s your mom know you’re right it’s like wearing her or just her jewelry or a number of other things that are on appropriate for her more than you, but because you’re her daughter, you can wear the jewelry and perfume to some extent, but it looks like a hand me down.
Lacey: exactly I had me that butt, but you know I have a dance can be very beautiful and sentimental and sweet and lovely and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having a hammy down so she wants Chanel 22.
Casi: I agree what did you really think of my mom‘s ring?
Lacey: from what angle?
Casi: every angle.
Lacey: oh, dear.
Well, I’ll start I’ll start basic. Hopefully you have time.
There’s the fact that it’s diamonds and they’re real I think I don’t think they would’ve been cheating customers that much so those are real diamonds and that’s wonderful.
Oh, but then there’s the angle of how it’s from a mall jeweler.
Which is both good and bad.
It’s respectful and a very old money way because because it’s respectful of America as a country.
So it’s like oh old money people never shopped in shopping malls. They never went to the ball jeweler and bought something for their wife. They did old money people bought $300 diamond necklaces in 1997 from Helzberg diamonds or Kay jeweler or something for Mother’s Day they did stuff like that occasionally, and so out of respect for them and their family history I would it means to the US your mother’s ring being a mall jeweler ring in that context is A+.
But the downside is that those stores were cutting people to some extent, and it’s not those are not good diamonds I can just see by looking at the picture I have an I have a unusually good eye for jewelry I do I have an exceptionally excellent eye for diamonds, possibly in particular, but but gemstones in general.
And so in that sense those diamonds in that mall, jewelry ring my jeweler, jewelry ring are offensive to me because they’re vile. You should not be wearing that ring. Nobody should be wearing that ring. Those diamonds should’ve never been mine. Why the fuck are we using these cheap diamonds on American citizens?
I know, and now they’re trying to use you know technology to make better diamonds for the peasants. It just pisses me off..
So in that sense, I hate mall jewelers. I hate the whole fucking gamit.
But then it comes down to an issue with business, and for what it means to be a business what it what businesses, new, Adam Smith, and all that and that’s a different conversation.
People are losing their shit at this point and saying crap that I’m not trying to say because they’re realizing that I really was trying to sleep with Louis. They can’t handle it.
Oh, he was very into business Casi and me being so hard nosed and fascinated by Adam Smith would’ve probably been utterly arousing and fascinating to him as a man and so people listening or just like that they can’t handle it because they just they can’t handle me being straight they can’t handle the fact that in the 1940s a 15-year-old might’ve try to sleep with him or a 15-year-old rather not 14 but a 15-year-old or 16 year old girl might’ve tried to sleep with her and if she did like me, she may have actually gotten him interested and that that’s terrifying to people live today because they’re just so backward they allow for astronomical downs of evil that are insane and then stuff like that just blows their mind, and they suddenly think you’re a pervert and the whole fucking world‘s gonna be over soon.
So the thing is Zoe the thing is not every 15-year-old would be like this but back in the 90s you and I both know we know yeah you remember when we were on the road was more sane that yeah 16 year olds 15 year olds 17 year olds might’ve tried to seduce men in their 40s or 50s at country clubs know you and I both know that they did occasionally by getting them to smoke cigarettes or flirting with them and saying I’ll come to your party and sneak into the room at seven and it wasn’t pedophilic. Those girls were just very adventurous And at times will be a little stupid but some of them are just really adventurous and I don’t know where the hell they went. I don’t know if they were just imitating me or if they actually existed but I am a real live version of one in my 40s at this point I know I would’ve been doing it in the 50s I think so I don’t know Him I almost think that it’s possible that he would’ve explain to me that we were about to get pregnant and I might’ve stopped him or something like that or that we might’ve slept together to eventually but that’s a different story. It’s just it’s somehow was related to this conversation, which is interesting.
Him and see now I want a gin and tonic, and I probably shouldn’t drink one because I have a head injury but I would love a good drink right now actually would really be nice would be a bloody Mary or something like that but that’s beyond the point with like very little vodka just just a touch to make it taste right but That’s a different conversation.
The thing is I am oh what are we talking? Oh yes, your diamond ring arm so I think you could wear it and it would be classy and beautiful and but you’d have to know what it was. Does that make sense?” says Lacey.
“ what do you mean?” says Casi.
Lacey: so it’s embarrassing to you to have that ring but your grand ring and if you’re a pretentious little shit with it, people are gonna think you’re an asshole and a dumbass to, but if you wore it humbly but with some pride and depth, which is not what you were doing, seemingly at all when you were with Deculus, they confronting me fool I am not mean hearted, and that was such an insult. I could barely take it seriously from you. What I mean by from you because I saw you wearing Coco Chanel I mean what the fuck that’s so dated and then you were dumb enough to think it wasn’t but I couldn’t believe that you actually thought that completely. Did you think that Coco Chanel was hot shit in 2015 and that it was really something a rich bitch would wear or did you slightly realize that it wasn’t completely appropriate?” asks Lacey.
Casi: you cannot let down your God with these people at all or they just pounce on you you poor thing.
I actually slightly did realize that Coco was a little a little outdated in 2015. No I can’t. I kind of knew that.
Lacey: OK then I think you should be able to realize that that’s not that great of a diamond and that a lot of your stuff is just bullshit you’re not rich.
Casi: you’re right.
Lacey: OK but that that being said that been gotten out of the way it it is a diamond ring it is your mothers ring. It is an heirloom and so yeah it’s disgusting to me if you really wanted that to be your ring that you didn’t feel comfortable wearing it
Casi: I am mad that Kristen know that Chris my husband I’m mad that he couldn’t see through me and know that.
Lacey: no, yeah women in the past would’ve known that more Casi men might not have, but I may I see your angle, though, with him being incompetent as a man no, he supposed to know that you’re right.
Casi: no, you know who’s bad and bad you know who’s good in bed that was what is the equivalent, sexually of what he did with that if he should’ve seen through me, what is the equivalent of that?
Lacey: him what is equivalent of that let’s see him OK it’s like when men go to like a sex store and buy like lube that’s like flavored like grape flavored will say like grape flavored lube. And then if they pull it out and they’re just like you should use this on me baby poor things cause that’s very rarely all that hot actually say that she woman Lem says that to me at times and it’s hot but that’s not a lineman should probably use as often as I bet they probably do.
But then it’s like OK I’m gonna have to humor him already if he’s not like lamb or whatever the mood is off or some thing and then he hands you the lube and you’re thinking of this could be fun because it could taste good and it might be fun, but then you look at it as you’re applying it and you’re like crap it’s grape flavored!?
I mean it’s grape, flavored grape, not banana not watermelon grape grape mean what does he want you to do bite his dick off and chew it up and look for pets I mean that’s just weird if you think about it too much and if you’re paranoid if you’re in a bad mood you’re paranoid about how you look or about something and why are you using lube anyway so then it’s like you’re using lube not this ever happened but I’m just imagining it you’re using lube and then you’re thinking grape and like grapes are blue it’s just it’s just a fucked up thing to use if they’ve ever even made great blue but it’s that it’s that sort of a fuck up because it’s like OK this might not mean anything other than the fact that time so you’re either really unaware are really stupid or are we Eragon or what the hell is wrong with us husband because this is a great blue, but that’s fucked up.
Casi: you’re absolutely right no, I hear you and that’s part of the reason it pisses me off it’s like I can’t I can’t. I can’t stand his mistakes like that if he makes them because they’re so peasant like and then I think fuck you’re kind of an arrogant peasant at times and I can’t be too, but it irritates me when I see it in him because it’s like we can’t even barely afford the great blue and then you’re buying it to try to get me off or you off or who like a grapevine I mean it’s just bizarre you’re right.
Lacey: right it’s like oh like some great find somewhere is like psychic, listening into your Saxons, like we made it.
Casi: it’s not going through the lube, caching.
Lacey: yeah, exactly like show me the money and that’s the thing I hope not. I hope there isn’t some grapevine somewhere in Napa or that the wine bottle in the other room has been concern you know conspiring with the lube manufacturers.
Casi: damn, that’s creepy!
Lacey: that is creepy no and I think subconsciously I think of things like that and I don’t know why, but I wonder if you do too slightly.
Casi: yeah, well I got involved in witchcraft I don’t think you have you got held hostage by the illuminati but yeah, I tend to think about stuff like that too.
Lacey: M no and I don’t think we’re imagining things. I think it really is that weird at times. Or it could be theoretically, depending on how God made everything so I break that in Jesus his name if it’s not true, but know him it’s a little scary.
If that’s even the right way to put put it.
Casi: so basically, I could wear that ring to a country club and say this was my mom’s ring and people think oh she came from the middle class. She came from the middle class, lower, middle middle class, track of shoulders, and if I was married to someone wealthy they would just look the other Way think it was sweet if I was a nice person.
Lacey: yes him if you weren’t sweet a nice person though they might see through you at this point thankfully but that is something that someone would have done innocently when the world was still very innocent and normal like what 30 or 40 years ago those people still might’ve existed and they still could exist somewhere but hopefully wouldn’t try to something evil Casi but no it’s it’s a thing that’s a thing that people really do. They do do stuff like that they do keep rings that are just middle class rings in the family room that are just Romel jeweler but they’re not. If you can’t be prideful about your family, then I was not in regard to that ring you’d have to prove your families worth some other way and the ring may or may not mean something, but if you made it means some thing that would be a little bizarre to because objective truth is real and that’s just a fact as far as I can see and that’s it so we love our time with his as far as I can see part because if that scares them, they want to conquer the universe with their minds, which is solving potentially. There’s no maybe maybe not possibly why is that scary to say why is that evil to confront people who don’t understand that somethings are always just a slight bit scary and unknowing, philosophically, speaking and less we have to have a good grasp of reality and you can’t be too vain intellectually as to think that there’s no God.
Casi: oh, I liked that ring.
Lacey: 00 then that sad but you’re only out like four $400 right could you worst case scenario could you seller pawn the ring that Chris gave you for I don’t know 100 to 200 maybe 100 and then you’re out 300 but then you’re wearing a better ring I don’t know I wouldn’t want you to lose too much money but yeah if it really bothers you that much so just clean your mothers ring and then just wear that.
Casi: the thing is though now I love the ring that he gave me because it’s so sparkly and pretty and I center stones better than the other ones and hers. At least I think it is.
Lacey: yeah OK well you could sell her ring but then I would really be careful what you do with that money. I’ve made that mistake where it’s like you sell something valuable sentimentally and it’s only worth $1000 and then where the fuck does $1000 even end up, so if you sell your mothers ring for 800 or 700 or something or $500 whatever it’s worth I am I would buy some thing of some significant value nothing nothing meaningless or I just would never sell it all and I would just keep it but then who is it going to go to you if you don’t have kids, so maybe you’d wanna sell it him yeah I would I would I would sell it and buy probably not silver or gold right now because those silver and gold are really high right now and you’re probably not going to be able to get what like a good price on that so I would say you probably would need to buy some thing that’s undervalued but that’s still valuable for seven or $800 right? So 500 which would be what I’m what’s undervalued I’m trying to think.
Lem: see the problem is that the future is on stuff are hideous right now because there’s so much unrest in the world.
Lacey: I would say the thing to buy I would say the thing to buy would be a pair of diamond stud earrings. Get a really good pair of of diamond stud earrings that are either on sale or somewhere somewhere up somewhere they can get discount good diamond stud earrings but no, you could get you could get a really good pair of diamond stud earrings for like I don’t know seven or $800 still if you waited until Christmas or something like that and I mean you’re in your 40s you know and it’s like you don’t have kids and you married late and that ring is annoying because it was from probably a broken marriage so why not just spend that money on some thing a little luxurious that matters to you and that you could enjoy that will give your face a little sparkle. You know there’s something nice I mean, Dave And said earrings are kind of classic and I think that they’re kind of your aesthetic black diamond stud earrings are in tennis bracelets to are kind of your aesthetic aren’t they affect that sort of your aesthetic and so does It’s like the Coco Chanel aesthetic? I want that you could probably buy gold bracelet to, but yeah, a gold bracelet would look nice too but I would just go for diamond studs I would just go for a decent pair of diamond side earrings but that’s just my opinion. Obviously if you think you know getting a gold, the thing is gold Hass to be you have to get good gold, and like I said gold is too expensive right now I would never buy gold or silver right now as if I really needed to and if I did buy it, I’d be very careful about it
So I would buy a pair of non-mechanically derived earth, found diamond stud, earrings, natural diamond stud earrings if I would do some digging so there’s a little effort, which makes it a little more satisfying, and it seems a little more edifying whether it is or not but yeah I would I would I would do that and don’t need to get to charity yeah OK but what about you you met her to And we all need to donate to charity, but sometimes somethings are significant to us, and so will that help someone who’s homeless enough for it to matter to be blunt and people get so angry at me when I say stuff like that, but I don’t think they have a clue what I’m saying attacks was actually But but if if you could not get a kitchen appliance not do something silly like that cause that gets old and wears out if you buy a pair of diamond said earrings, you will have those until you die knowing who you probably are I doubt you’ll lose them I’ll probably always be very special to you so no that’s what I would do I would say I would. If you have that ring I would sell it and get a pair of diamond stud earrings you know cause then you’re wearing the diamond stud earrings and you know they’re diamonds. Other people can probably tell if they’re discerning and you wouldn’t want to be a jerk about it, but yeah.
Casi: there’s no way to imitate being like you there’s just no fucking way to do it.
Lem: why do you think Jack got shot?
Lacey: Jack does exist. I’m not that much like him, but I think he was trying to be me. I’m not sure if anyone noticed including lot, but I think he was trying to be like me and it just blew up in his face. I don’t think he even knew who I was, I really don’t. I don’t think he knew who I was. I think the Kennedys had some dim understanding. If there’s reincarnation they had some dim understanding of who I was, but I was a very different person in their mind than who I am in reality.
Casi: you need to go start cooking soon you’re probably actually needed to about an hour ago but um who the hell did they think you were?
Lacey: you know I wonder if they thought I was like Misty slightly. I do research I love to do research and I found a picture of your Misty and from what I can get from her based on her picture I think that’s part of who they thought it was I think I think I think they thought I was a little bit like Misty.
But not completely but just a little bit of her of her vibe and I’m not I’m not like Misty at all. We’re very different people that I honestly am partially insulted but I don’t mean to insult Misty but it’s just insulting makes you want to just punch myself in the gut, I mean, it’s just as vile,
I know that’s not an insult Misty it’s just something about thinking I am her is just so profoundly repulsive. I can barely stand it.
I am well so they think I was like oh God help me I’m probably the mother on family ties Alys kitten I think they thought it was a combination of your Misty Elyse Keaton on family ties let me think who else
I am a probably some housewife from the 1800s on some docudrama miniseries. About the 1800s I don’t know some Gilded Age fluffy budget who can’t figure out what the fucks going on around her.
And then who else? Oh God, he’s just one insult after another to some degree except the thing is these people individually as people I might actually like well that’s because they’re them and they have a different way of doing what I would be doing if I was the one doing it, so yeah, there was something astronomically insulting about about Jack thinking he could be like me I mean, profoundly insulting, almost himself because it’s just so disgustingly stupid.
I mean it’s like insult. God it’s insult. Use insult lame as an insult to him. It’s his loss of humanity. It’s just absolutely repulsive.
I am media, if you like, if he took, you know the byproducts of making Teflon and made every water system in the entire world practically penetrated with them and then made people drink that until they died, I mean it’s vile it’s just profoundly vile.
Who else is Elise Elise P Kayden or whatever the hell it was your Misty some fluffy budget from the 1800s and who else I want to say Kate, who married into our family the Kate that married into my Nesheim family out and possibly a Erin Hayes know Erin not Aaron Hayes, Erin Gloria Ryan, so Aaron, Aaron, Aaron Gloria Ryan And Mira open of Kate Hayes and Kate Nash time I mean there’s a lot of people there you could probably find one or two people that party all those people but I I don’t think they had a fucking clue but they were looking at.
If there’s reincarnation they were in the wrong country I suspect when they were reading me and they were definitely in the wrong social class
Casi: where were they like where it like where were they?
Lacey: arm they were possibly in England. It seems more like America to me and this might be why your mother was so angry about I Ron because I don’t know where they are at this point.
Casi: shit!
Lacey: and so I know they’re either in the 1880s San Francisco and some sort of farm/ranch.
Or is there somewhere in St. Louis or Ohio in the city in the 1800s?
Oh, over there in great Britain and maybe Liverpool or Manchester in some sort of middle class industrial family. In the 1800s.
Casi: oh, and you’re none of those people?
Lacey: no, absolutely not no I like those people but I’m not those people and Lem’s’s not there either loves out there either
Casi: I think they’re idiots, Lacey, and that they are very shallow and their analysis of things, and incredibly profoundly narcissistic and evil and so they like the backward asshole idiots from the hick hills as you put it that they are potentially they thought they knew something about them. They were reading him as being straight being embarrassingly ignorant they translated that into something vastly different than it is it’s like oh he’s some straight, Jens, living by the train tracks in St. Louis oh, how charming.
Lacey: exactly it’s not annoying, because how well do they even fucking know him they just looked at his face and then read that and put them somewhere in St. Louis because St. Louis has fat people or something.
Casi: exactly, and I accused you of being that person and you don’t care which is interesting mean you do care about you’re just like that’s not what we’re talking about. Where were you?
Lacey: casi, I’ve shared it on his blog about 100 fucking times.
Casi: OK I don’t think they can handle that reality but I can’t what that wow yeah OK that’s not what the hell you oh my God why didn’t you tell me who you were?
Lacey: I couldn’t tell you that
Casi: why
Lacey: because it’s scary and in a way that wasn’t like scary it’s me necessarily but I could sense that it was a bad idea. At least I thought it was at the time now I wouldn’t but at the time I thought this is just too much information have in the public.
Casi: yeah, I mean we weren’t best friends we weren’t that close. We weren’t really close at all and we barely knew each other at all so you thought this person barely knows me I don’t trust them all that much so I’m not gonna tell them like tons of like personal information about who I am but now it’s just like fuck it and forget that.
Lacey: yeah, exactly
Casi: were you a bitch?
Lacey: oh, how do you mean that?
Casi: *nods her head* I I don’t mean like a real bitch like an evil hearted bitch but like like a like a tough person
Lacey: oh, yes, absolutely the thing is I was allowed to be myself so it’s like underneath everything that was part of who it was but it was just a part of it as a whole that’s not really who I am as a whole. I’m an incredibly sweet person, very loving, incredibly, tender, very very loving person, and, I don’t think I knew that about myself because it was just so second nature to me to be that way. I also didn’t necessarily fully realize how tough I was and that’s part of the exhausting thing about this whole experience is that I feel like my personality has been over, examined to the point where it’s totally distasteful and evil and dysfunctional and disgusting
Casi: crap you were laughing at me on the inside
Lacey: you’re hilarious and in reference to me it’s like are you were anyway you were gonna like start some sort of like gang fight over what Coco Chanel I mean it was ridiculous
Casi: yeah, that doesn’t make any sense
Lacey: oh, yeah, no it doesn’t. I think you might’ve been inspired by evil, even the Kennedys themselves to do that I didn’t know the dead ones at the very least, but you know the thing is Casi ahh… the problem there is that I was tough, but that’s been exploited in this life horribly exploited.
Casi: *Casi nods* probably because Lem left it like that
Lacey: oh yes, probably and yet I’m still with him but yeah it’s it’s obnoxious which is where if there’s reincarnation he keeps trying to talk about it because if he’s Constantine, he’s Constantine to God and he’s pissed off and so essentially he’s the king of Scotland right now, and Bobby doesn’t seem to understand that he’s pissing off Constantine because he got molested and he’s not capable of explaining himself and Bobby keeps insisting that they were loving that he fucked him and Bobby’s too dumb to realize that that doesn’t make any sense that he could fuck him and his uncle did with them both at the same time because in Bobby’s slow mind, people can be in lost different places all the same time like God he doesn’t realize that that’s not physically possible because he’s that stupid even if he seems smart.
And so he thinks you know what, even though what she saying makes sense love made love to me and that there’s not likely I don’t think I’m ever touched him in a sexual way. I think that’s Ethel’s sexual fantasy or some stupid crap like that.
No, and I hope Ethel’s not a pervert, but it scares me slightly
So um, basically, we have a bit of a conundrum because a Lem’s misrepresented himself was terribly taken advantage of and now I’m cleaning up a shit show, and Alys maybe God did not entirely and tell me to live if there’s reincarnation.
And you’d have to murder me in the right way or it would cause chaos you’d have to take out my entire family, but doing that respectfully is extremely difficult for most people unfortunately or fortunately alive today.
Hey, so so yeah Constantine, if there’s reincarnation is pissed off at a lot of people, I mean, probably escrow excruciatingly angry to the point where yet he took over all of Great Britain the other day, and he still is in charge, potentially in the eyes of God and part of that is for their own protection The thing is oh yeah it’s a mess but this is the thing is like a Constantine if if he’s if I miss Constantine and they do seem a lot alike so I’m a little worried a little not perfectly necessarily, but I will little worried because Lem’s‘s eyes do look like that to the part of lambs on the part of Constantine‘s face his eyes look like that they do and people don’t realize that because little more glasses and he was always doing something weird with his eyes to look gay but if he looks if you look at his eyes and if you see them in some pictures when he’s not trying to look gay he looks like Constantine, his eyes look like Constantine and I’m pretty sure Constantine mistreat, even if he wasn’t Lem’s Street, but most likely but I think people don’t wanna see that he looks like Constantine anymore than they want to see other similar between people like me being looking like Scotia.
And so just keep that in mind, investigate for yourself if there’s reincarnation, you could be an Italian aristocrat. Sincerely, you may have been an Italian aristocrat in your last life if there’s reincarnation, I am still superior to you, but worst case scenario you were actually in Italian aristocrat, which could be how you and I can talk so easily about certain things if I was a British aristocrat..
So I need to go cook him I guess if you’re but if you were an Italian aristocrat Sisley by dolce gone bought, it was a little on the notes baby you should start wearing more Italian stuff. Maybe that aesthetic is really more up your alley than you think if you’re reincarnated I wonder if you still are a little Italian in your soul and maybe worth that aristocrat but years ago when this first started Some psychic in illuminati found a woman who looks like you and they were trying to one up me and they were gay and trying to bully me but they but they read you as being that person and they’re like what do you think now they see what do you think now And the problem is I’m still superior to you but they didn’t take it seriously enough and you could actually be that person and I did take it seriously enough and it concerned me
So if you are reincarnated from an Italian aristocrat, don’t be surprise someday when you die and find that out how about that oh so that might’ve been your reference to opium you said to me too bad we’re not in the 1800s sitting around using opiates when they would like they did when they were still legal.
There’s a problem that is not my experience with opiates dear. They are not the food of the gods for me. I can’t stand them.
I so know I had a very different experience with you, but then you with opiates. If I’m reincarnated they were horrific for me and I use them for about a week and then that was that was all that led would allow me to do because they were, I was losing my mind That they were given to me if I am reincarnated by some some peasant servant somewhere in China or India, we were on tour in China or India, and some peasants gave them to us some peasants, some peasant servant, because they probably thought that I would enjoy it or something, and frankly a lot of the women of that time may be dead because they had corsets and who knows what else and so they pass they probably thought oh she’ll enjoy it she’s wearing a corset and so it was probably pretty innocent. It was probably the protocol wherever we were staying to do that.
And then that’s the thing for about a week I kept trying to get more. We would be traveling around to different parts of the country area and we would stop and I would buy some. I would stop and procure some somewhere in India somewhere in China I would stop and procure some.
And that’s the problem I got to interview prokaryotes for about a week so I used it and I thought golly. I’d like to do that again so that I got another dose and then I just kept getting more and more for about a week to the point where my husband lab looked at me and said you need to stop basically
And so then I was like what are you talking about? You know this feels nice.
And he goes you’re like you’re lazy you’re losing your mind Lacey you’re out of it and I thought shit and he was right so I stopped using it. I stopped in, so I stopped using it right off the bat.
Casi: oh, so you just quit cold turkey
Lacey: I didn’t know that that’s what it was. If this is true, I didn’t know if that’s what it was and so no you know I ate I did I quit cold turkey
Casi: oh, and there was nothing like there was no withdrawal
Lacey: no, not much I mean I might’ve had a little bit of a headache and felt so sick to my stomach a little feverish I am, but I knew enough about chemistry and organic chemistry to know that that was just a chemical leaving my body
Casi: so you knew something about organic chemistry
Lacey: and yes, I might’ve found it quite fascinating actually
Casi: you had no fucking clue what you were doing
Lacey: none whatsoever
Casi: then, how were you a fool?
Lacey: eight 00 I thought if it if there’s reincarnation if this happened I think it might have a thought. Oh dear, this is terrible I’ll call maybe I wasn’t available but I think I thought that I could trust my husband to never leave me into a situation that was like that.
Casi: and so now you have it in your head that it was foolish to trust him
Lacey: yes, without checking it out with the British government first and Jesus.
Casi: *Casi laughs*
Who let Jack out of the out of the loony bin I I don’t understand it you’re right, Lacey.
Lem’s had no fucking business being married to him in any capacity, because Jack didn’t understand that when Lem says no don’t do that that’s possibly about the best he can do. because I bet that he told Jack to stop using meth, but he didn’t take life seriously enough like you took life seriously with heroin and then Jack ended up addicted and fried or some crap like that probably.
And then coupled with idea that Linn was straight I’m just being raped by him it’s disgusting. The whole thing is disgusting and I’m sorry but people keep trying to make you jack. I think they pick him up with that crap I’m the Illuminati to harass you and I don’t remember it because they’re too narcissistic and stupid. It’s exactly like how you’re describing it.
I am was scared to even more those that you trusted them before and they ruined that trust between the two of you, so God will have to repair that because you should be able to trust her husband you should you should be able to trust him I have no fucking clue how people don’t get it. You can’t go this far with someone you guys are destroying all of humanity by attacking her. If she’s if she’s Scotia, you’re literally destroy humanity and they’re too dumb to realize it.
Lacey: yes, last night I was decorating my dining room and they discovered that I had $25,000 of glass, crystal and silver and they lost their shit over it,
Casi: let me think z
They can’t afford that!?
Lacey: I can’t even tell I can’t even fucking tell Casi I can’t even fucking tell I can’t even fucking tell. I can’t tell I cannot fucking tell.
Casi: so it’s like, are they mad? Are they angry like what? What are we even like? What are they even feeling?
Lacey: yes, because 25,000 if you are if you’re listening if you’re a reincarnated Italian aristocrats what the fuck 25,000 is like nothing you know that’s nothing
Casi: *laughs and nods*
Lacey: and then I think what maybe they just are floored by the fact that I don’t have a more, and it’s offensive to them to talk to someone so lowly.
But then I suggested that in all humility and sincerity and people like Bobby freak out and say that’s what it is, that’s what it is that’s what it is you’re worthless piece of shit you fucking ass go to hell and cease to exists in Jesus’s name
And I’m like hold on a minute how much like how much do they expect a middle class upper middle class person to have and silver in America in 2024 that’s absurd they can’t they can’t in good conscience expect someone to have $200,000 for $100,000 worth of silver in their house to be middle class or upper middle class that’s absurd people don’t use that much silver anymore
And then I’m like what are they offended by how much I have do they think that I’ve wasted my money on stuff that I don’t use I mean what the fuck are they so upset about.
And then I think I do use this money so that I have tried to take it out and decorate with it and they got really upset.
They’re impossible, and then they demand that they have my soul and spirit that they’re Jesus reincarnated possibly I mean it’s absurd their requests of reality are insane to a profound degree.
Casi’s mom: She’s right, it really is that shocking
Lacey: and that’s the thing they are repulsively psychotically started that and so there’s not much I can do but I still have no idea whether the silver was offensive or not offensive or if they’re making it up or if they have billions of dollars worth of plated silver at Anne here in a store house and some you know underground water facility I have no fucking clue and they never seem to think that that’s important that there should be some equality between them and other people they’re really backward people and that way it’s like they’re playing at being elite they’re not honorable elite people they’re not born to the matter they’re stupid as fuck to the matter and they they’re just it’s obnoxious dealing with them because if you’re nice for five minutes, they assume that you’re the gullible fool and that you’re their best friend but then if they’re trying to be your friend and you’re actually be nice to them and you might even think of them slightly in some positive way they can’t except that because damn it that that can’t possibly be real or something or I don’t know what it’s too scary to them and it’s just it’s obnoxious I have no fucking clue what that $25,000 met them. I know what it means to me I don’t know what it means to them.
Casi: I think it’s impressive to them is not some thing I would say I don’t think they like the thought of you having anything or existing at all and that is actually a substantial collection of glass and silver and it is upper class old money, which is inconsequential I don’t think it’s the mount. I think it said it fits with your narrative of who you are and if they can’t stand the fact that you exist it it is somewhat impressive. I mean I’m not. I’m not sure that I’m right but no I think it’s more that they really don’t want you to exist and you having that much is what scares them because it’s the exact amount that they would expect you to have. If you’re not full of it and you’re old money and elites and you have the taste that you actually have. I don’t think that they want you to be a real person because the one that that then that means that lame was straight and Bobby has to stop masturbating to thoughts of him and realize that whoever is getting him off when he masturbates is it lead is probably a demon or some other man because I guarantee you and you know it to he masturbates to thoughts of lame all the fucking time and thinks that he’s talking to him that they’re in a relationship but that’s probably far more dysfunctional than what you have and what you have is probably real and so you’re not questioning it as much and sometimes lambs go says things through you that he can’t get his fake lame ghost in his fake demon lover, to say to him which is why they screwed up Valentine’s Day this year. That’s why you’re having so many problems because Lem’s keeps manifesting because he’s real for you because you’re actually his twin flame and then they keep trying to get them to fuck them and it’s not working but they’re too stupid and backward and useless. I see why you say useless to get it they’re just cute there. It’s repulsive to me as an American who is worked like a fucking day in my life how dumb these people are so I have to stop talking because I want to kill all of them because they’re disgusting perverse little pieces of shit at best.
Other way to say one more thing, I don’t think they realize you can’t steal innocence to the degree that they’re trying to steal it and ruin it without destroying humanity itself. Children should never have been attacked the way they happen, but if you keep going further and further and taking innocence away from all of us Will cease to exist as a species and you can call on your higher power who lives on Mars up Elon musk‘s ass but I don’t think they’ll help you OK?
And add that because the illuminati is intimidated by Casi not because she’s a reincarnated Italian aristocrat but because they’re peasants and they know her language and they respect her. The illuminati starts crying.
Later.
“ oh my god if Casi doesn’t like me, I’m going to die!” says Bobby to Cheryl.
“Why honey!?” asks Cheryl.
“ because I’ve been using her to make recipes and no I don’t know what I’m gonna do.” says Bobby.
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