Huh??

Turns out the Nesheims are wealthier than the British Royal Family. The American Illuminati was too dumb to know that. Even though they sacrificed the Nesheims to Baal…they didn’t realize how rich they actually were.

The current British Royal Family is very…weird towards Lacey. Queen Elizabeth II was not. Queen Elizabeth II was one of Lacey’s only real friends in life ever.

“I don’t get it. Why does having trillions in oil make you elite?” says Chris Hayes, sincerely.

“They’re new money!” laughs Queen Camilla like an insecure peasant dunce.

“NO!! THEY’RE NOT!” yells the CIA.

“The British Royal Family isn’t real anymore. They don’t even understand what they’re doing. They’re fakes.” says George Clooney. “Elizabeth was the last. …And Lacey knows more about what it means to be British than many British people alive today.”

“That’s me ass! You horseshitter!” says Queen Camilla.

“Fuck!” says King Charles III.

“Horseshittter? That sounds schizophrenic.” says Great Britain.

“Why do you never love me!?” asks Queen Camilla of Great Britain.

“It’s an ugly face you have? No. You’re…mean is all.” says Great Britain.

“Hey! You messed-up!” says Princess Diana to Charles. “Big time!”

“We are struggling.” says Queen Camilla to Lacey.

“You seem…confused. All of you.” says Lem.

“I’m just…speechless.” says Lacey.

“Yes. My mother is…hard to follow.” says King Charles III.

Lem smiles in love.

“Look…I’m just scared. I’ve never seen a Royal Family so…scared before. …And I’d love to be supportive. But you all have been…weird.” says Lacey.

“If there’s reincarnation, we really are British through and through and I am-I’m buried there. So in a sense we’re both ghosts and we really need to talk to you about it at some point because this is disturbing. And we would never say that it’s not Christianity because it is Charles. And that was probably when things fell off the cliff with Lacey. When you address the entire nation as if it wasn’t and isn’t a Christian nation, it was awful. That was awful.

I understand you want to keep people unified and make them feel understood and loved but your job is to stand up for Christ. You’re the head of the church and you can’t pretend to not be and I don’t know. Are you a Christian Charles or not?” asks Lem.