“Illuminati Symbols” by Matthew Nesheim

Nutcracker, Suite From The Ballet by Tchaikovsky plays.

Freemasonry symbols are everywhere.

Why!?

And what is the shining in the film The Shining?

If you can answer those two questions…you’re well on your way to realizing that there’s very likely an Illuminati.

The Freemasons cannot be that popular. What other random social group has ever been that well represented in architecture and design and in media? None. The major world religions have been. But I’m talking about a social group. They are everywhere. And always in positions of high power. That’s bizarre! When you stop to think about…you have to realize it’s odd.

And what’s with their obsession with triangles and pyramids?

I’ll tell you one theory.

They are at the top. They are at the top of the pyramid. They are at the top of the triangle. Get it? They are hinting in their symbolism at being an elite society.

And what’s the shining? Telepathy and psychic power.

When the wife in Eyes Wide Shut dreams of men all trying to fuck her in the end it’s likely because she’s being fucked psychically via a surrogate in an Illuminati meeting…or…she’s being harassed in her sleep.

Look. You don’t have to believe in the Illuminati. But…it’s far from schizophrenic to suspect it exists and make art about it.

“Yeah. I agree!” says Jim Carrey.

A reader runs off laughing.