“Q and A With The Illuminati” by Matthew Nesheim

Q: Why does the Illuminati lie about it’s own existence? (asked by a teenager)

A: To maintain control.

Q: Why do you need to control us? (asked by a local journalist)

A: Because! There are millions and millions of you. …And we are the richest people or a lot of us are. Or we’re famous. …And basically we stand to gain a lot by keeping tabs on everyone and everything. We can plan things that way. It’s just efficient and comforting and effective from a leadership perspective.

Q: Umm…okay. How blasé.

Do you all make yourselves more scary than you are? (asked by a reader)

A: No! We are scary.

But…at the same time…you’re not that far off.

Q: So you’re scary but it’s partially out of fear of losing power? (asks a bourgeois woman)

A: Yup! No offense but that should be obvious.

Q: Are you all Satanists? (asked by a Christian)

A: No. Lots of us are from different faiths. But we all have to participate. And that bothers us all to varying degrees.

Q: Are the Christians afraid of going to Hell? (asks a Catholic)

A: Extremely! …They often are terrified of God to extraordinary degree constantly or they start to become New Age.

Q: Why are you letting Lacey share all of this? (asked by one of her haters)

A: Art!! History! Oil. Love. We’re not all shallow people. Or stupid people.

Romeo & Juliet, Ballet In 4 Acts, Op. 64 by Tchaikovsky plays.

Q: Why did you all start telepathically talking to her? (asked by a huge perfume collector)

A: To mock her soul. Drive her insane. Kill her. And out curiosity. …Well…those of us who did. We didn’t all talk to her.

Q: Did you sacrifice her family? (asked by North Dakota)

A: Yes! And that’s why she emerged so strongly in our midst along with her other connections. …For all we know she’s Scotia and Constantine’s twin flame.

Q: Hold-up! She didn’t have a chance? Y’all sacrificed her whole family…and then…she was already ‘in your midst?’ (asked by a Black perfume collector)

A: Yes.

It’s…witchcraft.

So…some people are closer to each other than others. And given her connections and the family oil…she wound up with us.

An actress smiles. “Wow! That’s boring.” she says. “We sound so damn normal on this blog.”

Q: Does Lacey feel like a mother to all of you? (asked by a perfume collector)

A: No. Not all of us. …Some older men don’t feel that way. Or older women.

Penelope Keith feels young at times talking to her. So did Queen Elizabeth II on occasion.

See…since we’re so aware of the spiritual frequencies of each generation…we can determine such things instinctively. And she ‘feels’ like old Greatest Generation energy to us.

Well…and some other generations identify with her too. Like Boomers, Silent Generation and Gen. X.

Q:Why aren’t you all fixing Global Warming!? (asks a reader)

A: *sigh*

There’s such a difference of opinion on the matter. We all know there’s something to it. But exactly what to do is baffling to us.

Some of us are of the opinion that we have to ignore it and gain control. And stability. And then fix it.

Some of us are of the opinion that it’s dire.

…It’s an existential nightmare.

Concerto for 2 Violins, Strings and Continuo in D Minor by Bach as performed by the great Jascha Heifetz plays.

And yes. It’s…profound. Or humanity itself isn’t profound.

But listening to Jascha Heifetz play Bach let’s me know…that I’m not insane to think my soul might matter.

We all are doomed. All of us. If it’s real…and we do nothing about it.

No one will be okay.

Why…are we letting her write this blog?

Well…there’s the theory that she’s Scotia. And being fascinated by Egyptian religion in the Illuminati we worship her…if she’s actually Scotia and reincarnation exists. We…follow her. Well…if reincarnation exists but also if Scotia existed.

But it doesn’t stop there.

Emperor Constantine started the Christian Church as it is. Western Civilization rests largely on his shoulders.

*laugh*

And if reincarnation exists…Lem could easily be Emperor Constantine. And Jack…tried to hold him up on his shoulders…and it might have literally killed him. Lem very likely was straight. Psychologically he makes more sense interpreted as heterosexual. But it’s deep in our subconscious if he is.

Speaking of which…Lacey and Lem were married. And British aristocrats. In their last life. British Aristocrats. And so they controlled the world. And…they were likely in the Illuminati in Great Britain.

…And regardless…even if they didn’t come back…in this life Lacey’s father Tom was extremely powerful and very wealthy. And old money. And Lem was involved with the Kennedys. And old money. And…of course..Lacey’s family does privately own an enormous amount of light crude. It’s staggering. And…if she’s hearing correctly she would have married Michael Rockefeller had he not died. …And Louis’s family owned the forests and coal. They still do own coal. Their coal helped the US win World War II.

So…perhaps…it was only inevitable that Lacey and Lem would emerge now and speak.

Vladimir Horowitz plays Prelude, Op. 23, No. 5, in G Minor by Rachmaninoff plays.

Q: We are…in shock.

Umm…why didn’t the Nesheims have…a title or something? (asks the perfume community)

A: To warn you?

Umm…American wasn’t supposed to be that flimsy.

Q: But it’s insane! We had no warning!

Why don’t you make her family always reference the title in Norway?

A: We just didn’t believe that was the American ideal. And ideals matter.

More later.