Illuminati Meetings

Lacey was informed that she’d have to be kept in the dark about Illuminati meeting sites as per usual. She’s kept blindfolded until she’s there. And they contact her telepathically.

“We’d never let anyone discover us through her.” says a Minnesota Illuminati member.

“Why does she go along with it all?” asks a reader.

“Because we talked to her telepathically. And in Seattle we brought her to a few meetings. So she still goes.” says an Illuminati member. “In broad daylight. In a public place.” They think. “It’s always some place off from a hiking trail. Or someone’s backyard. Or some rather innocuous spot. No one ever finds these places but they’re there. And we guide her there. Her family knows nothing. It’s rare and she sneaks away quickly every time. …It’s not like she’s like us and if it is it’s in Christ.

So we guide her off course and then blindfold her and then we un blindfold her once she’s at the meeting nearby. And…then she’s re blindfolded again.” says an Illuminati woman.

“Why does she do to?” asks Jonah.

“Because we stop threatening her family’s lives if she goes.” says the Illuminati.

“So you’ve threatened her family? To get her to come to meetings?” asks the CIA.

“Yes! Some of us have. You know that.” says the Illuminati.

“Yes! They do that.” says Tom.

“Did they kill you?” asks a reader.

“Possibly someone somewhere in the Illuminati did.” says Matthew Nesheim.

Porcelain by Moby plays.

“Umm…so to save your lives she’s gone to meetings. And yet a few of you have now been killed?” No asks a reader.

“Yes! But we would have more deaths. I’ve literally talked them out of killing people in my family at the meetings.” says Lacey.

“She’s started not going.” says Tom Kingston.

“She has! Because it’s too ridiculous.” says Grandpa Pantell.

“I’m not sure I like the idea.” says Thomas Kingston.

“Of her going?” says Grandpa Pantell.

“Yes!” says Tom Kingston.

“She’s gone to help people.” says Princess Kate.

“Yes! But Kate…they’ve gone too far.” says Tom Kingston. “They should apologize to us all.”

“Are you one of them?” asks Princess Kate.

“God knows either way. Doesn’t He?” says Tom Kingston.

“He does.” says Grandpa Pantell.

Where Is My Mind by Pixies plays.

“Hold on.

So…ghosts manifest at your meetings…and you regularly talk to them…but…you still find it threatening to discuss killing each other?!?” asks a reader.

“Yes!!” says Tom. “Because then we have to deal with God.”

“So really they’re threatening you with God!?” asks Jonah.

“Yes. And the unknown. And…grief. Trouble.” says Tom.

Prince William laughs. “But…that’s the thing. We have to be responsible. So…we can’t assume we’re talking to actual ghosts.

It’s highly unlikely there’s no afterlife. The connection between Lacey and her former boyfriends and now her husband is so…real. And so it’s actually good proof. But…we have to be reticent and humble.

And…we just don’t know.” says Prince William.

“I’m not sure what goes on in every circumstance. But…I’ve heard Hell is awful. People aren’t necessarily stupid for wanting to avoid it.” says Lem.

“Why are you all awake?” asks a reader.

“We’re in crisis. Sometimes you don’t sleep well in a crises.” says Prince William. “Kate’s health is a top priority for me.”

“I have the strangest instinct to make homemade fudge and toffee.” says Lacey.

“What else?” asks Lem.

Had To Hear by Real Estate plays.

“More chocolate chip cookies. What else should I make?” says Lacey.

Home by Good Neighbours plays on behalf all people who wish God would hair take everyone to Heaven. A rapture? That’d be cool. God’s not the darling. But created home. And He hears everything, including our screams. Don’t lose sight of His love…it’s a trick. A very convincing trick. And He knows we all have limitations. But it’s a trick.

“Chocolate covered fruit.” says Lem.

“And candles.” says Lacey.

“Yes! Make a weird candle with something from the basement.” says Lem.

“It’ll look like it belongs at an Illuminati meeting.” says Lacey.

“You know…it is a little stupid though. …I do take Prince William’s concern seriously. Of course. It’s wise. …But…threatening a Christian with Heaven isn’t the most effective strategy.” says Grandpa Pantell.

“That’s true.” says Prince William.

“Lacey I think you’re insults and making them deserts.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.

“Oh. But toffee and fudge are good deserts.” says Lacey.

“What do you threaten a Christian with?” asks a man.

“Not much. Torture is only temporary. God keeps an eye on our families. You can’t threaten them with anything to be honest. But you can guarantee…God is just.” says Grandpa Pantell. “I was mean to my family at times. And now I’ve got this granddaughter who’s my buddy…or could be. And she’s stuck in a horrible situation. Absolutely awful. God…sorts it out. But the Earth did fall. And pain is real. It just has to be sorted out. …Anyway….it’s my consequence. If Purgatory is real. Right? …And…it’s quite painful to watch. I wouldn’t have invented that punishment. It’s spot on. But God is just.” says Grandpa Pantell.

“Would you have dropped acid?” asks a reader of Lacey.

“No.” says Lacey.

“Then what are you talking about with the candles?” asks a reader.

Lacey sighs. Rolls her eyes.

“I have a big crystal bowl in the basement. It’s so tempting to be funny and fill it full of wax with like…five wicks.” says Lacey.

Corinne by Metronomy plays.

“And tree bark. And dead leaves. And orange oil.” says reader.

“Exactly!” says Lacey.

“There’s a lot stuff you could pour wax in downstairs.” says Lem.

“Is that an anti homosexual commentary?” asks Anderson Cooper.

“Yes!! Absolutely. But not really at the same time.

Look…some men are experiencing romantic love for each other. Is is sane or Godly? That’s debatable maybe. But…they’re experiencing it.

But it’s not just Lem who had been confused. And I hate the societal trend to try to ‘make weird stuff work’ as of late. It’s weird to do things at times. Creepy. And homosexuality for non-homosexuals is definitely included. What with Gen. Z not getting that? Or have they started to figure that out?” says Lacey.

“They’re trying to find themselves?” says a Gen. X woman.

“But…too much experimentation can be dangerous and just icky.” says Lacey.

“What else do they try to make work other than homosexuality for non-homosexuals?” asks a reader.

“Odd homemade candles.” says Lacey smiling. “They’re very inventive. I’m not trying to necessarily be hateful. It’s just disturbing.

Umm…painting everything. Or using resin.

Meat substitutes. Some things can be meaty but meat isn’t really a mushroom or a cauliflower.

Ugly 1990’s clothes. Shapeless styles are unbecoming. So are overly tiny jewelry and too long and gaudy nails. The nails aren’t that bad. But…it’s tangibly physically offensive to look at. It gives me the serious ick, so to speak.

Being so into thrifting is good. Right? But…that’s the thing. It actually works. Or it should. …Microscopic jewelry and trying to make candles out of toilets for Christmas or something is just…weird. Actually…that might not be totally weird. No…trying to make candles out of salad bowls with ten wicks is weird.” says Lacey. “It looks childish. Like a pre-school art project. Why?” She thinks. “Tiny jewelry and realizing you find the girls prettier than the boys is stuff for Kindergarteners. And maybe you find out that you’re a gay man or bisexual or something when you’re 11…and you don’t stop finding the other boys more pretty than the girls. But…trying to be that innocent and developmentally childish is sick. Real kids might wonder why they like smiling at the other girls at recess…because no I’m not talking about molestation. No. …And kids make candles out of milk cartons too. And paint things like walls with tempura paint or draw on them with markers. …But…as much as it’s fun to be free and reminisce about our tempura paint days…why is that suddenly adult? Imagining cabbage is cow’s milk. It might be a substitute. But it’s not actually cow’s milk.

No. People are losing touch with reality.

Pedophilia is pure evil and insanity. And…real ice cream is irreplaceable. And maybe in Heaven you can have it without getting sick or harming the environment. And no…insanity is insanity and evil is evil. And milk being replaced isn’t as serious as the destruction of someone’s soul as a child. See? Things take time to sort through.

And we have to be humble enough to slow down.” says Lacey. “But can we? And then you’re trying to threaten Christians with death? Oh dear.”

“I like non-dairy ice cream.” says a reader.

“Fine. But it’s not like the creamy, homemade ice cream from decades ago.” says Lacey. “Ice cream is its own thing. You can’t undo it. Just like children who are destroyed…aren’t forgotten or ceasing to exist to God.” She thinks. “Is it offensive that I’m using ice cream to illustrate an idea about children? Why? What if…it’s not offensive but it requires discipline and intellectual honesty to that? And no I don’t mean children are the equivalent of ice cream or anything but themselves. Quite the opposite. People aren’t divine…but they were created by God…and are His children…in a unique way…from all other living things…through Christ.”

Suite For Solo Cello No. 1 In G Major by Bach plays as performed by Zuill Bailey. Why? Because he doesn’t butcher the song.