Here’s the problem with my Lacey. You’ve been lied to.
The Earth Prelude by Ludovico Einaudi plays.
Her wealth is superior. She’s superior. But…you can’t tell that. Stop lying and saying you can. You can’t.
Her beauty is superior too.
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Her measurements are…sexy. Wide hips, tiny waist, 32C. Petite. She’s hot.
But…she has eyes like Penelope Cruz. Except they’re British. But…she has brown eyes that don’t photograph well, but are akin to Penelope Cruz.
And she has hair that’s wavy and unruly but also thin. It’s like silk. Unruly silk.
And she has and had a gorgeous bone structure. She’s so elegant and delicate and yet still sexy.
BUT…the problem is…she has eyes like Penelope Cruz.
Indian by Sleeping At Last plays.
Penelope Cruz’s eyes are brown.
And she has sexy measurements but…she’s petite.
So…she’s HOT…but you don’t know it. Why don’t other women get scared of her? Because she’s like their fucking grandma. People can sense stuff that’s not scientifically testable. How else do you think I’m telling you this?!? So…she’s so harmless and most Millennials sadly were raised to be mean girls. Especially in the social class Lacey grew-up in. So they saw a sweetheart and decided her beauty that was superior to theirs didn’t matter.
Now…if she’d been born with blue eyes and light blond hair she’d have been seen as more of a threat. But she didn’t seem threatening because she’s somewhat dark and a woman. She’s actually vastly superior to most women to ever live. But women in the Millennial Generation she grew-up in were too…ignorant and narcissistic…to understand. So they almost always assumed they had the advantage.
When Lacey started excelling in school she confused the hell out of her Millennial peers and they became idiotically, irrationally irate. Because they genuinely felt gross, perverse pride in regard to Lacey (possibly other people too). …But that was acceptable. It was when she became sexy that they felt…hurt.
And it was only a matter of time before a Casi manifested to ruin something for Lacey. Why? Because those women are scum. The ones who can’t let go of their sick delusion. They’re enabled by American society. And they are a part of the reason why our country is in decay. They’re morally degenerate female scum. The worst of them are child molesters. They’re oozing, festering pieces of puss to other humans…and only God can save them. Yes. God can still save them.
Why does American society enable them? Because they’re daughters of bastards in many cases. Many of their fathers are jackass bastards. And instead of raising a hurt child…they’ve somehow raised a bitch who’s the female version of them but possibly worse. How? Their mother never loved them? Or their mother was a bitch too? Or their mother was a…loser? It’s varied. But I’ve noticed a trend where the worst Millennial women have generally tended to have…obnoxious, self-aggrandizing, self-pitying, evil, asshole dads.
Anyway. I’m not a psychologist. I’m just making observations.
*shrug*
Am I being relatable enough for the current living audience? Because I have to package my thoughts in a way that’s palatable enough for you illiterate, insensitive, unimaginative dumbasses?
Anyway…Lacey…isn’t your ideal. And so you all hate her? No. And so you all assume she’s inferior. …But she’s not. And over time you’ve realized that and become bitter about it.
…And actually…in a way Lacey and I didn’t have a problem with you not noticing. But…it’s your lack of empathy and your evil-hearted rage we have a problem with. …Why? Well…you’re in our face. You’re up in our business.
Lacey is white. But hilariously she’s been a victim of racism. Because she’s extravagantly beautiful…but it’s in a way that Rachel Ward was. Who’s Rachel Ward? She was the “most beautiful woman alive” according to RFK’s son David. Does that mean anything to you people? …Look…Rachel Ward is white. She was actually a British aristocrat by birth. Lacey and her are two different people. But they have a similar beauty. And some people might have wondered if Rachel was Middle Eastern. She’s not. She’s British. It’s a look in Great Britain. …And actually there could be some other European countries with that genetic code. France, Spain…Russia. Prussia might have. Not Italy actually. But…they have their own beautiful women.
Anyway…the point is…- Yes. Lacey looks like Helena Bonham Carter and Rachel Ward. …Anyway…the point is…- No! It’s not necessarily Norwegian at all. …I can’t think I’ve ever seen a Norwegian with Lacey’s coloring. Sorry. Get over it!
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Anyway…the point is…- Yes! Lacey is proof possibly that English food and English women aren’t nearly as bad as has been advertised.
Anyway…
(I keep getting interrupted)
Anyway…the point is…you didn’t know. And…it’s affected things.
You’re angry. And-
(I keep getting interrupted)
You’re angry. And…Lacey’s confused.
See…I’m mad.
I’M MAD.
Why? Because Lacey-
(I was interrupted)
Because Lacey….slept with other men. And why? Because they didn’t know how hot she was. And men aren’t clear on that with her in general.
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