“Editing” by Lem Billings

Lacey will edit this blog. But we had a bad night and she’s already had a horrendous conversation with God this morning.

See she can’t access the original words in her supernatural memory at the moment. So we’ll have to wait until later.

For the moment let’s just say that Lacey and I aren’t natural comedians. But we somehow both became that. And that actually should concern you. A lot.

Yes. I was straight. I’m sorry I pretended to be gay too well. Lacey could do even better and she knows that and that’s part of the reason she understands me and part of the reason why she’s far more careful than I am and was. She’s…a brilliant natural actress. Lots of people are. The opposite is a myth. But most people are too nervous on stage or lack intelligence or opportunity. So…if you were as smart as her…you’d be able to fool people that well too. It does take intelligence to be that genuinely good. And she actually is. It’s not a lie told by the liberal media about the Kennedys. …She’s not a liar. She’s an internal ice-cube…but she’s not a narcissist or a psychopath. She’s Tom Banks’s daughter. She’s “colder blooded” than a lizard. He was too. …But she also has a heart of gold. And he did too. She’s an unusually loving person.