“The Real Kennedy Family” by Lem Billings

Hey!

Does this look like a man who finds your bullshit funny? No!? …Ha! That’s Lacey’s father.

Lacey looks like him. So does her daughter. So does my son. It’s called genetics. It’s called science. Don’t those look like brown eyes!?! …Lacey has brown eyes. Her parents who raised her do not.

Yes. We’re back to explaining this again.

Fergalicious by Fergie plays because she’s not Lacey. And if Lacey posed like Fergie

she’d be creating pornography images. And you’d harass her and suggest she was literally irredeemable. Because Lacey’s sex is too damn potent. Lots of women were like that back then. We were also extremely fertile. Baby Boomers were made by Lacey’s generation. Mine too. We are more sexual and potent sexually. That’s possibly just science.

Lacey’s hips are wider. Lots of women had wider hips and smaller waists back then. She does too.

It’s cute that Bobby Kennedy Junior pretends to care about global warming. Aww! How precious. What a nice boy. LOVE IT! AWWW!! …Except I’m being sarcastic.