“Watch this! See why your rage made God do!?” says Jonah Wiley. “If you had forgiven your mother who raised you…she’d be okay!” he says.
And at that Lacey hears an audible sound in her house of a small female child screaming.
“That’s your mother in near Hell when she dies.” says Jonah.
“Mm. Where is she?” says Lacey.
“Close to Hell.” says Jonah.
“Why is she screaming?” asks Lacey.
“She’s screaming for Lacey. Because she thinks Lacey is her mother.” says a witness.
“Is she alone in a room as a child?” asks Lacey.
“Yes. And there’s nobody there.” says Jonah.
“Okay. But God is there?” asks Lacey.
“Yes.” says Jonah.
“Then why is she screaming!?” says Lacey.
Jonah looks baffled. “Because she’s a kid!”
“Yes! I know. …But God is there.” says Lacey.
“I don’t think she’s experiencing God’s…presence.” says Jonah.
“Ahh…as a an actual CHILD!? No. That’s impossible.” says Lacey. “It’s not a lie. But she’s also not a child right now. And…if God is there…then…what’s the problem?”
“She’s not close to God.” says Jonah.
“And that’s MY fault!?!” says Lacey.
“Yes. Because you’re so superior that your feelings don’t matter anymore.” says Jonah to Lacey.
“That’s definitely a lie.” says Lacey.
“But…how is it fair?” asks Jonah.
“What!?” asks Lacey.
“You’re supposed to be hurt!” says Jonah in a rage.
“By what?” asks Lem.
“By your mother’s abuse?” says Jonah.
“I let go of that and I’m still working on it.” says Lacey.
“Oh! So you actually are human? With emotions. Because I don’t see you being fucked-up enough. Just angry.” says Jonah.
“You and lots of counselors are dense and narcissistic.” says Lem.
“No. She’s not crying enough!!!” yells Jonah.
“Why does that bother you?” asks Anderson Cooper.
“Because! As an American citizen…I demand results!” says Jonah.
“What kind of results are you looking for tonight Jonah?” asks Lem.
“I just I don’t like the fact that she can hide her emotions and be a functional person and be aristocratic. It gets my pants in a twist OK what do you want for me?” says Jonah.
“Wow wow Jonah! oh my word! I am so shocked and just so moved by you. I don’t know what to say.
Fuck!
No, you’re right and why the hell should you have to put up with us?” says Lem sarcastically.
“OK fine but I just I was counting on you guys being devastated by something.” says Jonah.
“They are Jonah. They are devastated.“ says Brian Duffield.
“But not like up an aristocrat is supposed to be in the movies.” says Jonah.
“Jonah what are you talking about?” asks the Illuminati.
“ OK so like Michael gets a free pass because he’s so hot but every other Rockefeller should really just be like getting a face full of shit right now literally like every day almost constantly for they’ve done to the environment and then I think about Lacey I like the fact that she’s so beautiful and I just think that it’s evil and that the oil in her family is evil to but really it’s her beauty that’s just a sec. She has like a perverse amount of beauty. No one should be that beautiful it’s illegal and wrong and I’m just offended by it. I am morally offended by it as a godly, promise, keeper, attending upstanding, outstanding, charismatic Jesus following son of God.” says Jonah.
“ why is it illegal?” asks Lem.
“ Because it’s too damn arousing. A woman should never be that arousing. I don’t want to be that aroused by woman. I don’t mind being aroused by Sommerman who are slutty and bitchy and worthless because then I can save them because I know they have a soul they’re just horny sluts, and that makes them human but a woman as classy and sexy as Lacey should probably be in the hell because it’s like Satan because it’s so tempting to a Christian like me and what the fuck does she want me to do fuck her oh my god that’s disgusting.” says Jonah.
“ oh that’s insane. I am just a sexy as she is but I’m and I’m a man.” says Lem.
“ i’m choosing to be evil to some extent, and I don’t think I’ve noticed that until recently.
I just about came onto you just there and then I stopped myself because I realize that I’m not really interested in homosexual sex and you’re not really even interested in that at all. It just seems like a mean hearted cruel thing to say to you and I am here on behalf of the poor people to really kick you in the ass for Christ.” says Jonah.
“ and yeah you’re the reason I kill myself people like you Yep.” says Matthew Nesheim to Jonah Wiley.
“ oh yeah oh yeah bitch I know you fart in Afghanistan I rock, but if I was there, I would kick everyone’s ass in about fucking five seconds because I have super powers. Oh my word.” says Jonah.
“Jonah you’re on truth serum right now.” says the CIA.
“ in my head?” asks Jonah.
“ as best as we can muster.” says the CIA.
“ 0I I think I have superpowers and then I could kick everyone’s ass in the Middle East?” says Jonah.
“ yeah, that might actually be what’s in your head unfortunately.” says Lacey.
“hey, I am in love with you. What if I read your blog but I don’t really appreciate that.” says Jonah.
“ Why do you think it’s her fault?” says Lem.
“ because she’s so attractive. She had to have known that to a 26 year old horny sex starved man that she would be appealing.” says Jonah.
“ I think she thought she might be but she expected you to understand how to like process that in a normal adult way you’re accusing her of molesting you and that’s insane.” says Lem.
“ oh yeah but that’s what I’m pissed off about. She has no fucking right to be that good looking and if you love her at all, neither do you I have a right to be everything that I ever wanna be in the entire fucking universe, including God but he has talks with me and tells me that I am not God he is and it pisses me off but I’ll get back at him with some time I always say to him I’m gonna leave you and fuck you up bitch and reject you sooner or later, but then eventually down the road maybe I’ll come back to him. Worthless cow.” says Jonah.
“ why why are you so personally offended by God?” asks Lem.
“ I am I have to let myself feel the vibe in my spirit sometimes and speak from that instead of thinking about what I’m going to say before I say it.” says Jonah.
“we do the same thing a lot of us MSNBC we don’t speak from our head we speak from our spirit or our hearts we just sort of say whatever comes to us we don’t we never analyze it ahead of time that’s the godly Christian sexy sexual adult American cool as fuck thing to do.” says MSNBC.
“ I do I mean what I’m saying?” asks Jonah.
“ you do and you don’t you’re being influenced by Jack Kennedy every time we talk to you he puts a demon on you, or he himself stands there and whispers things in your head think to attack her.” says Lem.
“ and why do I listen to it?” says Jonah.
“ you’re either a narcissist and you can’t tell what you’re really thinking and feeling, which is actually very scary but you might not realize that or you are into the new age and you take a lot of what you hear in your head to be the Holy Spirit.” says Lem.
“ well anyway that’s disturbing him. How the heck do I think I have super powers wow I think I do a lot of prayer like intercessory prayer and I wonder if I’m taking that a little too personally and thinking that’s me and not God and I am I’ve been fairly in fairly good shape, so I wonder if I somehow have thought that I was stronger physically than I actually am.” says Jonah.
“ yeah and that’s sad. I am 6 foot four and I was the strongest kid at Choate. I am a very buff man but I’m also incredibly elegant and I’m straight and she’s a little out of my league and she’s my twin flame for eternity and people could acknowledge the fact that she’s out of my league but they’re too jealous, because I’m not attractive and because of misogyny and because of the patriarchy and because of horrific American values, women and men today have put way too much emphasis on me and my worth as a human being, and very little on any child and very little on any woman I really even on you they’ve glorified over sexualized gay men and they’ve glorified over sexualized bisexual women, so bisexual, bitchy women and really maybe only me I mean it’s just bizarre but there’s not a lot of love for almost anybody else. Most human beings Jonah are not being loved right now almost at all but we try to be loving to most people. Lacey doesn’t experience a hell of a lot of love for most almost anyone, but usually people get a little from someone but people are really profoundly selfish because they’re determined to be they think it’s sophisticated. I know they have a horrific problem with me because I really was a tractive but it wasn’t astounding and so it doesn’t intimidate them and they feel sorry for me, and then I was unusually attractive and ideal and someways and so then they over emphasize that and start trying to destroy my soulmate. Well my twin flame I don’t wanna call her my twin flame because calling her my twin flame is inappropriate because that’s not really what it is in Christianity, so that’s the problem.
You know the sad truth also is Jonah people are actually very attracted to her to, but they’re so determined not to be that they made themselves psychotically on affected by her beauty her whole life people have molested her, but they’ve also acted like she’s not as beautiful as she is because they’re determined not to let it affect them to a really insane degree because why are you so fucking afraid of that?” says Lem.
“ hey because if I find her attractive, then I have to admit that she’s in a higher class than me and I really am obsessed with that and everyone else is too because then there’s an actual class system and she is extremely beautiful and in the upper class and then that’s just I can’t tolerate it because then there’s no actually I could tolerate it no I just I’m just mad and I don’t care about humanity because her homemade is it matters much as mine. I am a poor person and poor people better more to crisis than any fucking rich person and that’s in the damn Bible, so there you go.” says Jonah, struggling.
“ yeah that’s pretty fucked up. Pray for yourself pray that God heals your view of other people and yourself. I mean that a good way good night.” says Lem.
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