“The Funniest Thing” by Lem Billings

Succession (Main Title Theme) by Nicholas Britell plays.

Scotia has invaded Rome. If Jesus was Melchizedek…Lacey is holding Rome hostage with her Egyptian army.

“Wha!? No! You all are in deep shit!” says Larry David, laughing. “We had bad trouble with those people. They are nothing to mess around with, yo!”

“Ancient Egypt?” says Moses.

“Yes. Ancient Egypt.” says Larry David.

“Yeah. If Jesus was Melchizedek or if…reincarnation is elsewhere on the Bible…I have…’personality issues’ with Lacey.” says Moses. “She’s actually an extremely terrifying person. And it’s innocent as a dove.”

“So the Holy Roman Empire is being held hostage by Ancient Egypt.” says the CIA. “WHY!??”

“Because they left the door unlocked and open.” says Lacey. “I’m just running the Holy Roman Empire. It’s cool for now. But it’s not going to be.”

“Am I supposed to run the country?” asks Lem, if there’s reincarnation in the Bible.

“Yes! Although not now. I won. Fair and square. It’s mine.” says Lacey.

“I told you to do it. And you did it!” says JFK, to explain.

Nothin’ by N. O. R. E. plays.

“But…I don’t give him my heart.” says Lem.

“No. But he told you to give up the Holy Roman Empire to kiss his ass.” says Joe to explain. “And you did.”

“I didn’t mean it.” says Lem.

“You think I care?!” yells Lacey, with a knife at Lem’s throat.

“Can I get it back?” asks Lem.

“No. That’s not honorable.” says Lacey. “I’m debating what to do. I might have to cut off your head and feed you to dogs. But then I’d have to make the dogs supernatural.”

“Then why haven’t you done it?” asks Lem.

“Because it’s not appropriate.” says Lacey.

“It’s not over love?” asks Lem.

“No. You defiled that.” says Lacey. “Why wasn’t that obvious to you?”

“But I never kissed his ass.” says Lem.

“You opened the door and left it open. You can’t fool me.” says Lacey.

“That was a mistake.” says Lem.

“So…fucking…what?” says Lacey. “You think this is a joke, nigga?”

“I’m not a nigger, Lacey.” says Lem.

“Oh. So you’re a cheap-shit cracker?” says Lacey.

Lem thinks.

“Lacey. …How did I open the door?” asks Lem.

“You were drunk. Jack got you drunk.” says Lacey.

“Hong Taiji!!!” yells Bobby Kennedy Junior. “FOR THE GLORY OF CHINA!!”

“Oh that’s interesting.” says Lacey.

“Indeed.” says Tsar Putin.

“Not quite that interesting.” says Lacey.

“No. You’re quite right, Tsar Putin.” says Lem, sweetly. He thinks. “So…I left the door open. Or no. I opened it?” says Emperor Constantine. “Why did I open it!?”

“You thought it was cool.” says Lacey. “I don’t know. You thought it was the shit? You thought it was HAWT. Something like that?”

“So…it’s not homosexuality?” says Emperor Constantine.

“Possibly not.

It’s more being cool. That’s what it looks like you sold your soul for. But…most Americans seem to make that mistake.” says Lacey.

“Yeah! I wasn’t cool enough for Tsar Putin.” says Tsar Putin. “So I had to be Tsar Putin’s butler with Tucker Carlson to get him to talk like a normal journalist.”

“Here’s what I can’t understand. Jack was not popular. Why did you think he’d be your key to social success?” asks Lem’s father.

“Yes. That’s what we’ve been thinking all these years.” says the LGBTQIA2S+ community, very sincerely. They shrug.

“What’s that?” asks Emperor Constantine.

“Well…see…Jack wasn’t your lover. Like…in that way. He didn’t give two shits about your soul in those touchy-feely ways.” they say, before shrugging again. “But…he did…say you were damn pretty. We can tell. You strut. You strut bitch. You got a strut!!! DAMN!” they say, bobbing their heads and smiling in appreciation. They clap their hands in glee. “Oh my GOD! He said you were the prettiest!!!!”

“And that’s- That’s what I wanted?” says Lem.

“Lem!!! THAT’S THE BEST!!!!” says the LGBTQIA2S+ community. “That’s all anyone wants.”

“Yes!!! SCOTT GAVE THAT TO ME!!!” says Zelda.

No Diggity by Blackstreet plays.

“So…I won?” says Emperor Constantine.

“Yes!!!” says the LGBTQIA2S+ community.

“Does it matter that he slept with other people?” asks Lem.

“OH MY GOD!!! No.” says a dead gay hairdresser. “HONEY! You GOT IT!!”

“What’s it?” asks Lem.

The LGBTQIA2S+ thinks. “The most important thing.”

“Which is what?” asks Lem.

“The American Dream? No. Umm…The Crown? Umm. Yeah. That’s it. You have the Kennedys Crown.” says the hairdresser. “You have the crown.”

“I never gave him the crown!” says JFK in protest, and panic.

“No. He gave me the crown.” says Jackie, laughing posh (in this situation like a peasant fool).

“You know what people don’t seem to understand in America today is that history actually does matter. And I have to say I am most amused because the current philosophy would suggest in America that Madison Avenue was an invention of Madison Avenue. Of itself. That it sort of sprung up on its own more out of sheer madness than the genius of men who wrote the US Constitution. Rather it was the PROFOUND GENIUS of the men who came to America after the 1800s. Not us. …And turns out…I disagree.

I feel as though the Founding Fathers invented Madison Avenue when we wrote the US Constitution, and if that seems too scientific and highfalutin-complicated to you…well, there you go. You don’t understand.

See…let me explain. My dears…that’s what it is to make a country! Okay?

See…you set forth a certain program. Alright? You create a certain premise and things unfold. It’s like a garden! Things grow and you don’t control every single movement and gesture of the plants but instead you leave the garden alone and let it grow…but you grow the garden. You are the gardener! So no I believe we created Madison Avenue and just so you know this is horrifying to us. But no we created the American Dream and we created Madison Avenue when we wrote the US Constitution.” says James Madison.

“So…know…that!!” says the LGBTQIA2S+ community. “So love that for us.”

“Umm. What did I want?” asks Emperor Constantine.

“Lem is this what you wanted!? Lem this what you wanted!? You know if it’s not maybe you shouldn’t have gotten in a fight with her over the Magna Carta!!” yells Jack Spencer.

“She said the Magna Carta was vastly superior to the US Constitution.” says Lem.

“IT IS!!!” says Tsar Putin.

“Yes and then that’s where I interrupted her conversation. I interrupted and interrupt their conversations all the time and edit things that he says to her…because I try to get a little common sense into it. But…umm…would’ve said that, yes. Because I don’t give a fuck what dumb ass God created bitch Lem. He’s saying he’s straight and was! Hell no. Okay? Hell no!

No…she’s talking to me too now. Okay? Because I know Lem.

It’s the one who I was in love with who is in love with me who matters. BECAUSE I MATTER.

So…so I decided to tell her that he was super upset and devastated because the Magna Carta was the thing that did not have meaning. Right? Like the Magna Carta wasn’t like- Umm…it wasn’t our thing. It wasn’t like our thing. Okay? It wasn’t our thing. No…our thing was the US constitution. So…like we rocked the US constitution and that was our thing and so he doesn’t give a fuck about the Magna Carta. That’s- That’s…you know like…what he had when he was married to her? But hmm…what he cares about…is what he had when he was with me, which is the US Constitution.

And that’s obviously gonna be superior. The US Constitution is obviously going to be superior. I mean obviously. Ahh…so fucking obviously…so obviously!” says JFK, temporarily coming back into creation.

“I actually did agree with you at the time Jack. This was a conversation with her about two years ago, but I wasn’t saying that because of what you believe we had together, I was saying that because my family came over on the Mayflower and I believed that the US Constitution was a profoundly brilliant honorable document that was vastly superior to the Magna Carta.” says Lem.

“Yeah…so I’m just letting you have your US Constitution then. So let’s find out more about what your people believe in…honey.” says Lacey.

“I wasn’t trying to agree with Jack and it wasn’t a sudden conversation that we had. No…you and I were talking about a lot of deep things, and it came up in conversation very naturally, and umm…I was not trying to agree with Jack.” says Lem.

“‘Am I an idiot to you Lem?’ Ha…you that’s not what I’m saying at all. I already know you think I’m an idiot to some degree as most American men do. You know I do have to wonder though…are you stupider than me? Just out of curiosity. Because I’m beginning to wonder how much blood is being lost through your asinine, useless brain if that’s what’s happening?” says Lacey to Emperor Constantine.

“Ahh…no…I don’t think you’re an idiot. Ahh…no…I don’t think you’re an idiot. I actually really don’t. I really don’t. I really don’t think you’re an idiot.” says Emperor Constantine.

“Well that’s all you’ve ever told me my whole fucking life so it’s a bit of a shock to me to find out that you think I’m not a useless fucking-piece-of-shit-for-brains.” says Lacey, in a cold rage.

“I-I-I do have to say I think I’m smarter than you. I do. But it’s not possibly quite like you’re an idiot it’s just that I am possibly smarter. Why do you hate the US Constitution?” says Lem.

“ well because it’s sloppy and rudimentary and incomplete I mean really at the end of the day. The 3/4 compromise is sloppy. You can make it a human rights offense and it is one but I’m sorry to say God is an absolute genius and if Black people are equal and not three force human, then it’s not merely a human rights offense, it is also incredibly sloppy actually it’s just sloppy it’s not merely a human rights offense it’s it’s it’s it’s very sloppy and why is sloppy severe in this case well darling because it’s not a country worshiping Christ there’s a separation of church and state and so it’s really appealing to gods better nature rather than appealing to God, which is also one of the many contentions I have with the entire shit show that your dumb ass ancestors created right ha ha why don’t you understand that your family had very little to do with the US Constitution and that way those are different people the mayflower was, but I’m not mistaken quite a few years before the US Constitution was written so I don’t think that those things necessarily go together but if you’re suggesting that your family still had ahead of the game and helped write the US Constitution then all right wonderful I would like to know why they did such a crap job. That is just my opinion a lot of people like the US Constitution but to me it’s incomplete sloppy I am kind of a joke kind of a sad, legal fart but people take it incredibly seriously they think it’s a high priest document of the highest order of genius in us and I happen to think that it’s not. It’s childlike and sad but I I do admire it we’re humans that’s the best that we could do at the time you know that’s the best I could come up with. I’m not saying that I would’ve necessarily done that much better if I would have that’s terribly embarrassing to them as men, but if I had written just all myself, which is actually not entirely impossible I’ve done things like that other people I’ve never really recognize that I’m doing that because they’re either too stupid or ignorant or something but no I mean it’s really it’s it’s a rather incomplete document it’s a rather simplistic meandering piece of shit around some people but but it’s not worthless necessarily. It’s just it. It seems a bit like an incomplete first draft of a novel kind of like the last tycoon. It’s not it’s really not absolutely worthless but it’s him. It’s it’s not everything it’s cracked up to be inside because estimation I know it’s it’s not quite like that. It’s not like if you say that suddenly it changes everything and everything becomes illegal illegal and they have spoons fly in the air and peoples hats fall off their head no no no, not quite not necessarily, it’s it’s more of my personal opinion and maybe my thing it matters more than most peoples. If I’m not smart, it is it is actually quite interesting because the Magna Carta is vastly superior. It’s vague it doesn’t delineate things that maybe you should be delineated but it’s lasted for hundreds of years. The name is even vastly superior the US Constitution that sounds like a ship or a piece of poop. The Magna Carta sounds like an orgasm if you’re being cross about it which is faster superior to taking a shit don’t you think there or did you change your mind on that?“ says Lacey.

Jack Spencer laughs. So does Diana.

Have you ever seen those commercials for JG Wentworth?

A man stands on a ship called The US Constitution with Jack Kennedy, and they sail past the Titanic and no not a ship that is larger than the Titanic. A little fighter ship probably from the battle of 1812. The US Constitution sails past the Titanic in the supernatural and Jack Kennedy, not Jack Spencer, Jack Kennedy yells, “I’m not…too damn worried. …I’ve got the US Constitution on my side!” in the same cadence as the JG Wentworth commercials where they say, “It’s my money and I want it now!” except he’s saying “I’m not too damn worried. I’ve got his US Constitution on my side!”

Be Thou My Vision by Nathan Pacheco plays from on board The US Constitution. Followed by Amazing Grace (My Chains Are Gone) by Nathan Pacheco.

“Who’s higher Nathan Pacheco or Jack Kennedy?” says Lacey on board the Titanic.

“It’s me. I am the highest one! I fly to the moon!” says Maeve’s husband. “I fly on angel’s wings every night.”

Savior, Redeemer of My Soul by Dallyn Vail Bayles plays.

“Are you fucking Rory? You crazy little bitch?” Lacey say to Maeve’s husband.

“No, no it might look like I have my hands on her ass but that’s just the picture. If you look closely enough you can tell that I have them folded in front of meet me in front of myself.” he says.

“Oh yes, but I know the Kennedy ways! And I know that when Lem did such things he was intimating an incredibly profound sexual connection with Jack and I know that you all tend to sleep with other in very bizarre fucked-up ways…so I’m not so sure. I am not so very sure that you’re not higher than a kite off Rory‘s ass.” says Lacey.

“We don’t get higher than kites off each other’s asses in the Kennedy family!” says Rory Kennedy, very primly as their ultimate defense.

“No you certainly don’t. No you certainly don’t.

I would be shocked if the Kennedys of ever really had actual good sex, but I have a feeling that you like to imagine that you’re having good sex…and in your estimation, it’s fantastic…and it looks like he’s quite happy so now. So are you fucking Rory? No it was the Kennedys. And with them it’s always a ‘two for one special’ so is it Rory and Maeve that were combined in your package deal?” says Jack Spencer.

“Oh shit Jack. You didn’t realize that. Jack Lem was supposed to get somebody else with you, but not like somebody that you were arranged for sweetie. No there was somebody that was supposed to come with you. So did that person ever manifest?” says the FBI.

“I know you’re trying to suggest that Bobby came with me in the package deal for Jackie and that I thought that it was me and my dad in the package deal for Janet Desrosiers but I resent your implication. Also if that’s true it’s probably Lacey because she was with Joe and then that would explain how then she would end-up with Lem…because she was with Joe and he loved her and he lied about it. So that would be how she ended-up with Lem except neither one of them are Kennedys by birth and Joe never told Lacey that he loved her so now I guess they’re just together according to some people.” says JFK.

“Except you guys lied about that. You lied and pretended like Lem actually became a part of your family and I think that’s also part of how it happened. I don’t think it’s just that Joe didn’t tell Lacey that he loved her. I think you people have lied about Lem and the fact that he’s not really a Kennedy…for a while.” says the CIA.

Don’t Let Go by GENTRI plays as a love song from JP Kennedy to his whole family. It’s pretend song about Jesus. But in truth it’s an accidental or intentional or accidental/intentional song perversely romanticizing incest and defiling the Holy Spirit.

“Oh that’s right. They carried you didn’t they, Lem. They carried you to your deathbed. Or no, excuse me you were already dead! No, they carried you to your final resting place.

You know I would like to ask what was it like being the pretty one. I don’t-I really I don’t think that Jack knew he gave you the crown or if he did it was when he was high or when he was drunk or when you were servicing him. I don’t think he realized and he was about to orgasm inside of you. I don’t think he realized though when he was sober or when he wasn’t giving you his glory- I don’t think he realized that he was giving you the Kennedy Crown.

The gay community seems to have known that. And I could sense that potentially too, I think. But I don’t think Jack really knew that and I almost wonder if that’s why they’ve never outed Jack because they didn’t want to have an argument about it.

So I’m just wondering what does that feel like to be given the Kennedy Crown? I was not given the Kennedy Crown. I might’ve actually been the prettiest woman to ever have been fucked by a Kennedy. Sincerely, I may actually literally be the prettiest. I think Faye Emerson agrees with me, objectively. I think I am technically the prettiest. I think I’m prettier than you. I don’t know if you can handle that or not Lem but it is entirely possible. I’m sorry really I would love to know if you can-you handle that…that I’m prettier than you…and if you can…no I would like to discuss this more. This issue of interest further along with a lot of other things. But I’m-But what-what is it like being given the Kennedy Crown, dear? You are the prettiest princess in all the land, Lem.” says Lacey.

“Just for reference’s sake, Scotia if she’s Lacey was probably vastly more attractive than Constantine. Constantine is a handsome man, but his brawniness and his handsomeness actually are not as beautiful as Lacey even so. No…it’s just not. There are more handsome men. As handsome as he is. Scotia’s beauty wins. It’s not blond. But it’s white. And it’s just as beautiful. It’s just another type of beauty.

I think Jack thought that he would win which is why we’re being allowed to have this discussion right now without Jack throwing a hissy fit but no actually Jack, Scotia is vastly superior to Lem just objectively speaking if she’s Lacey.” says God (?).

Come as You Are by Nathan Pacheco plays.

“Yeah but you can’t- That song is heresy potentially because if you reject Christ, then He can’t heal that in Heaven.” says Emperor Constantine. “That being said if you’re a child or if you’re not trying to reject Christ that’s not a problem and that’s a discussion for you and Christ. And it’s people who are evil and mean who are problematic and if they’re not really rejecting Christ then that’s good but if you do then that’s a problem and God will have to deal with that with you.”

“What was it like being crowned the prettiest princess in all of the land by The Kennedys? Ummm…yeah, if it was umm…I was murdering Lacey.

My entire life the minute I met Jack and didn’t die, kill him or start the end of the US I was murdering Lacey, sincerely. If there’s reincarnation I was sacrificing Great Britain and my wife and all of Europe, including Russia and so far Russia is the only country that has a problem with it other than Great Britain. When they left the EU it was about this. Brexit is about them having an issue with the EU’e subservience to the US. And Russia respects that and it’s why they haven’t attacked Great Britain in their war not with the US but with Nazis. Because they respect the fact that Great Britain stuck their neck out for themselves and Christ and honor. And if Russia doesn’t then they have no backbone or feet to stand on themselves but if they do respect that then all is well. And I have a feeling China probably does as well or should. They know, hopefully, that that’s what Brexit was about it in a sense. They’re standing-up for Europe if it exists at all…and that’s exactly what Putin is doing as well. They’re saying no ‘We are Europe! We’re not him going to cower underneath the bullshit of an evil empire run by clowns.’

What was it like being crowned the prettiest princess? To be honest it was a huge honor. I felt incredibly proud of myself, and I thought I had really done something with my life. I thought Jackie should have been given The Kennedy Crown because I didn’t think she was prettier than me, but being the woman I thought that it was not really necessarily my place to have been given The Crown because I was straight and so because I was straight I didn’t really understand the significance. Jack and I never made love…umm…and I didn’t realize what was going on in that way psychologically intuitively because I was straight.

I so know I didn’t think it was right as a gentleman as a man but at the same time I had a rather hands-off approach so I wasn’t gonna give it back to Jackie. They gave it to me and even though I am, I didn’t think it was right or appropriate and I I looked down on them for it and thought they were peasant, riffraff and away From which is what I’ve been trying to explain and expressed to them you know these are not things that a person talks about or things about openly or we didn’t or people really still don’t but in reality no I always looked out on them and thought they were beneath me And so I thought no they’re just trash. They can’t help it and when people are that stupid and lowly sometimes they’ll give you things that you don’t really want or need or like and you just except a graciously because they don’t know any better and some people for some people that’s perfume samples that you don’t want to a lot of people who weren’t as wealthy as Lacey gave her perfume samples that she didn’t really want or need, some of them I think she did and some of them know that they weren’t really him as impressive as what she was giving them, but there was never any humility and some people some people Stephanie from Malaysia I think was fairly humble. I actually think she understood what Lacey was trying to do whether she was honorable or kind or not. That’s a different discussion, but I think she actually did understand That Lacey was trying to be thoughtful and that it wasn’t a competition and it was more just friendship and being Asian I think she understood that it was more honorable and dignified on her part to not try to compete because it’s like why would you do that to yourself, that’s not honorable for Stephanie to compete with Lacey. I don’t know why she started doing that eventually but I think to some degree Stephanie did understand that it wasn’t really an honorable thing for her to do him and so she didn’t indulging it too much, even if she could be kind of a jerk And Lacey respected that because it was indeed far more honorable if you can if you can’t compete you don’t compete that’s vile because it’s an insult to the person who is superior obviously and it’s also an insult to the person who’s not it’s not appropriate, because the calls in to question your value as a human and a lot of other stuff that’s deep You don’t get into these petty competitions that you’re going to lose when you have respect and dignity as a person and I think Stephanie or at least her father maybe her whole family somewhat understood that.

Right now, Stephanie‘s father is actually protecting Lacey and her spirits lately. Yes because God is not an idiot him he’s not a class a snob and I think Stephanie did understand what friendship was still thankfully at least at some point.

And so the problem then becomes him. What was it like being given the crown? Oh no I I chose to just except it to be honest if Lacey was a man that’s not what she would’ve done she would’ve insisted that Jackie have it instead at times I flirted with Jackie and tried to be her friend in a way that wasn’t entirely platonic, because I was so sexually starved and repressed as a straight man And I think Louis Bayard sort of understood that but not entirely which is problematic this parlor is and we’re having this discussion is that they refuse to except what really happened no I would flirt with Jackie at times, but Jackie wasn’t remotely interested in me she was in love with Jack, and she was loyal to him, but she might’ve been in love with Bobby to, but she was not in love with me. She really didn’t like me. It wasn’t just that she was jealous of me or hurt by me she literally felt as though I was sort of, a threatened her ego and it wasn’t. It wasn’t because I was given the Kennedy crowd. I threatened her ego because I’m more old money than she is and some people would say I am whiter than she is I mean my family came over on the mayflower, that’s not quite the patina that she had so no she was threatened by me and it wasn’t just because of the Kennedy crowd. I don’t think she even understood at times what was happening I think she thought she was given the crown and I don’t think she fully was cognizant of the idea that I was given the crown And I think if she had been, she probably would’ve just left the whole family and giving up on everybody. I think most of them would have I don’t think most of them really understood what was really happening. I think I thought that I was given the Kennedy crown, but in a way where they were humoring me, it was just that I was madly in love with Jack and they were humoring me. I don’t think that she understood that it actually was real. It wasn’t just pretend I actually was really in a very sick, twisted relationship, but it was to them it was real jacket was real Jack was the one being serviced Athol not me to jack it was real, so no I think she thought it was psychotic because she is a little backward. She’s not Lacey her family is not Dutch and old money the way Lacey is so no she didn’t really understand what was going on and she was a little backward and I think she thought. Oh no it’s just a joke we’re just humoring him, or if he has the crown, then I’ll just be his best friend or I’ll marry him and being a vain bitch that she is she thought that she would then become the prettiest princess herself because those people tend to think that they’re better looking than everybody, Apple‘s like that Bobby is like that I don’t know the Bobby Senior was like that, but Ethel has a profoundly perverse sense of self. She thinks she’s a lot better looking than she is and her kids are all the same way. They’re stupid as hell and that way they really are. They’re very dumb people And that way they don’t understand how ugly they actually objectively all are Maeve was very ugly and someways really she was there or some Kennedys, who are still slightly attractive but it’s not that good looking, and if you look at them closely, you can see that they’re somewhat ugly. And no Bobby’s daughters are included in that, his wife was actually slightly ugly. Every wife he’s ever married has been slightly ugly and part of that is possibly because he is and then he thinks that ugliness is attractive because he’s so narcissistic no, I mean you can make it that he’s out of his humble, but I don’t think that’s it. I think it’s like he’s delusional and he has a tendency to psychosis.

I am so the problem is I was given the crown on Lake Lacey I didn’t see a need to give it to someone who should have it and that’s why Lacey and I are different people. If she was me, she would’ve found a way to give it to Jackie and probably ended up dead in her 30s or 40s of some ailment. I know the Kennedys would have given a shit about her, they really wouldn’t have she would’ve been laying in her deathbed alone if she was me and she would’ve just died herself she would’ve saved Jack’s life and then died her self of pneumonia or something in her 30s because that’s Lacey and Jackie would’ve had the crown because she would’ve insisted that she had it and Jack would’ve thought that somehow that made sense And I don’t think he would’ve necessarily been shot. I have a feeling he probably would have died of some weird overdose or some thing in the late 60s that would’ve been covered up somehow but he would’ve been a far better president and he would’ve thought the world of Jackie until he died. He would’ve died, thinking that Jackie was the most amazing woman to ever live. He would’ve been utterly convinced that she was like God, and that everyone should worship her if Lacey was me, and that’s the reality of it. She would’ve actually protected Jack from his own stupidity and he would’ve never seen that he would’ve never realized how protective she was actually being with him in reality and that’s the problem is that she would’ve had his back as a person, and he would’ve made an absolute ass of himself, but it would’ve been hilarious, and Jackie would’ve had her rightful place as the crowned princess of the family. That’s not what I chose to do.

Know what I chose to do was keep the crown I chose to keep the crown and why did I do that? I am well this is where people have not really given Lacey any credit and they’ve been absolutely idito a degree that is beyond staggering.

They…they…they forgot to realize that if there’s reincarnation Lacey’s Scottish. and that Lacey got turned into Jesus by Ireland and the Kennedy family. They essentially turned her into Jesus. I don’t know why that made sense to them or if it was an accident but essentially they’ve turned Lacey into Jesus or if they’ve tried to.” says Lem.

Emma by Nashville Tribute Band plays and Lacey slaps the singer silly and then stabs her in the chest if it’s honorable in the afterlife. She pukes blood. And the demon who used her manifests and descends into Hell. Or maybe when she dies she’ll apologize for this song.

“Actually I wrote that song to mock Lacey. Because she was talking about how she lost her faith the other day with God and I knew she meant it in this incredibly intricate complex way that really only God could follow and possibly me and maybe a few other people…and no actually maybe I didn’t mean to mock her so much as I just thought it would be a funny joke…and unfortunately she does think it’s slightly funny…which worries me because then I’ve become her friend and if she has to crush in my body, I actually think it’ll be slightly sad to her. She would do it. I know she would do it to be honorable to Christ and to God but I am I really think she would actually be slightly sad to lose me. I just want to say that because it could be true. No…I’m not a gay man I’m Satan himself.” says Satan (?).

Laying It All Down by Nathan Pacheco plays.

“ so yes, I thought that it made sense to hold the crowd and I didn’t want to give it to Jackie because I just didn’t think it made sense. It was their crown to give they gave it to me. I was better looking than her and in truth, I didn’t realize that that was, what they were going for I don’t think I’ve ever realize that that’s what most Americans really want more than love they don’t really want love they wanna be crowned the pretty princess by their spouse they’re not really looking for love they’re looking for adoration and some sort of worship it’s not really him it’s not really funny it’s sad because they often do end up loving each other often times there’s love involved or love follows but for some reason that became a thing in America this idea and it makes them all the way back to the 1800s I don’t know but it became this concept that in a sense, you sort of crown your spouse as the winner of the beauty contest that you yourself are running and that that’s that’s an American practice that every person who you marry when’s your beauty contest I mean that’s what advertising is based off of the idea that people are all running a beauty contest and some people make a deep and claim to not be doing that and then they claim that they have some deep meaningful thing that they’re practicing or they make it a social class thing or they make it a political statement and sometimes there’s there’s actual love involved, but I think the gay community got confused and thought that because I was crowned the pretty crown, prince of the Kennedy family, that princess prince that I was somehow being loved by Jack in a way that made me happy because you do you do see me in photos smiling in a way where I think I’m the prettiest princess that’s the smile that’s the look I give the you know side I look over the shoulder the way that I walk I do act like I think I’m the prettiest princess and people are practical and they think well he’s acting like he’s the prettiest princess maybe he really is maybe they really did give him that award maybe they really did give him that honor it. It looks like they did it looks like I think they did so then maybe they really did and maybe he really love Jack and maybe Jackie really loved him and there’s just so mysterious thing that we don’t understand that have to be there just have to be they think.

I so that’s the problem. There are very stubborn people but because as I’m at explaining this they’re choosing to attack Lacey and not me.

I am so that’s the problem Caroline is a fucking bumbling idiot compared to Lacey. I shouldn’t have to say that but I have to say that right now and so is Maeve moved and not shine like a Nesheim you fucking jack ass I’m talking to her mother when I say that.

Yeah, Kathleen quoted a Simon Johnson’s book and said that made Maeve shown because Simon use that word SHONE to describe a sunset. I know May was ugly as fuck and you are too so is your mother made was ugly as hell and maybe that’s why she killed herself and your grandson, right because they were ugly compared to Lacey when you’re in the illuminati in your bunch of petty useless little bitches who should be shot in the face? And does your son-in-law masturbate to Rory and Lacey or me, Rory, Lacey and you and your grandson? No I’m just asking a question that people are probably wondering if they’re reading this block just common sense speaking I don’t know why you all appeared with Joe Biden people want to shoot him in the face why do you have your children standing with Joe Biden? Are you all trying to get shot, if so, then OK you all wanna die and that’s interesting apparently are all genuinely suicidal and you’ve turned into Waco because there’s something slightly a little crazy about that Kathleen I understand but essentially you’re all choosing to be shot on a certain level you’ve all chosen to just be shot And it’s in a way that’s not quite like Lacey I think Lacey trust God that if she needs to be killed, she will be but I think you people are almost begging for people to kill you and I’m not sure that’s entirely godly.

And why did I keep the crown because it was my crown they gave it to me and it really didn’t mean that much to me I’m a man I was straight him and I also just didn’t think that that it really mattered you know cause I was a man and I was straight so on a certain level I didn’t understand what was going on and on another level. I thought it was just mine if it was anything and then on another level I thought you know what the fuck with this even be anyway Because I’m a straight man so it’s like what the hell why would a woman even want this on her this is stupid cause I was a straight mad so I thought what the hell why would you even give a fuck I mean I I’ve been given the keys to the kingdom. They all worship and admire me in this way, that’s like I’m the fairy godmother of all the little princesses of the land, and the Kennedyville family, the Kennedy family, but you know I didn’t struggle to find my place in the family. I did an away in a way I really didn’t in a way that they still did admire and worship me, like I was the Holy Ghost godmother or something grandmother but that’s the thing no I mean they gave me that authority. They gave me the Kennedy crowd I was the pretty princess they still give that to me when I died and Eunice referenced my ability to hang curtains that was part of the title a pretty princess, I can guarantee you Lacey is superior in her decorating and in her curtain hanging ability she’s vastly superior to me and her beauty but no, they would never acknowledge that she was in love with Joe. They would never acknowledge she was better looking than them, they’re livid that she would even think that for a second possibly beyond livid They’re outraged that that she would consider herself beautiful at all, or even come close to having that thought for you know a millisecond that’s how profoundly perverse and off they are as people they really find it beyond a parent that she would take herself seriously as a woman and that way it’s disgusting to them it’s beyond disgusting It’s unspeakable.

I so know I kept the crown because I had no idea what it was because I was straight and at a certain level and I just didn’t take it particularly seriously and I didn’t really know what it was because I was straight and also him I just thought it’s mine and that’s where it. Lacey is Scottish she if she’s reincarnated understands as a Celtic person. What people are like sometimes in a way that I don’t because I’m not really Celtic necessarily almost at all if I have it all out and so she was reincarnated from a Scottish person she had she had it she understands, she understands them in a way that I don’t and so she knows their poverty in a different way than I do and almost their humility. A different way than I do and so it’s a very Celtic way. She would’ve just given the crown to Jackie and they would’ve probably been ratchet about it, but on a very Celtic level, taking the hint And been better for it if they didn’t reject Christ but she’s not me I’m not Celtic I was English and that should’ve been obvious to Jack that that was Jack’s interestingly 00 I was lame Billings Billings is an English name. My mother came over on the mayflower. He should have realized that you know I’m not the daughter of a bootlegger I’m not a bootlegger son biologically, I am English and if there’s reincarnation I’m English I am not Scottish I’m not Celtic so you know easy come easy go I show up I’m English you’re giving me your Celtic crown as you sodomize me Jack you gave me your family‘s one family jewel that you had your only family jewel as you sodomized me And how did you do that because I was raped and molested I was molested I wasn’t raped I was molested and so because I was molested and I was confused and you caught me at a really bad time where I should have you know normally I might’ve realized that if my dad was alive that I would just have to risk my life or my family’s life to stand up for our country because I would’ve thought you were a criminal from a criminal family. Honestly, I would’ve thought this kid is bullying me because he’s a criminal. There’s something totally fucked up in his head where he thinks he can sodomize me and no those pictures would’ve never been taken. My ass would never have been photographed. I would’ve never allow that, because I would’ve realized that I would be better off dead. My family will be better off dead or you’ll be better off dead jack then or I would’ve just let you die or I would’ve encouraged them to kill you in my own backward way know if my father had died if I had been molested, you probably would’ve just died Jack or I don’t know what I did. It would’ve been interesting to see how strong the US Constitution actually is because no your father was a criminal And I highly suspect that your family still lies about that. I know you might’ve ended up dead your your whole family might’ve ended up blacklisted essentially him, but I didn’t realize that at the time because my father died, I’ve been molested we lost our fortune I was not in a hard place to process at all because I was so traumatized, so I just went along with it to some extent and thought that I could somehow outmaneuver you or thought it would somehow work out because I wasn’t thinking clearly so you got me jack and the Kennedys because you took advantage of a person who was in a terrible mental place and that was me I was straight I really was I was totally screwed up psychologically, but I was straight and you got me to come into your family and pretend to be gay and believe I was because I was so screwed up and Jack knew that and he took advantage of it because he was terribly idiotic, narcissistic criminal And that’s the problem with the Kennedys. They tend outsmart themselves at times and it’s it’s sad but no I’m not Celtic Jack you’re interested me was because I was old money and British and it was impressive but but I’m not Celtic Jack I’m English so I was going to play nice with you Lacey sweetie is Scottish, she likes emeralds she visited Dublin. She buys her jewelry from we are in sons and a place in her heart. She wants Ireland to be free even though she’s part of Great Britain and she’s proud to be so in a place in her heart. Shoot she wants Ireland to be free. She chooses to be with England. Scotland is but, they’re Scottish they’re not Irish so if there’s reincarnations that’s up to them but Ireland if it wants to be free go for it, she says in a part of herself as a Celtic person she thinks you go for it but that’s the problem you don’t respect that. Do you think it’s a joke it’s not if she’s reincarnated she is the Celtic one not me if you had given her the crown as a Celtic woman oh how logical saying all the money and let me know how good with that have been for the US how much would that have made sense to people know if there’s reincarnation I have a feeling to Catholics they thought well, my gosh that makes sense But that’s not what happened instead they gave it to her husband who is the English aristocrat who is not really even titled necessarily he’s related to the Spencer family and she is the one with the title in Scotland not me, so yes the spencers are very big deal, but her family had the title, and they were far more honorable and noble in reality and that’s the problem. Yeah that’s where I I I don’t hate gay people if they’re capable of being redeemed and they are if they’re human but they’re way off I was straight and they really don’t seem to get that does conversations happening today because they’re so fucking stubborn. They refused to understand that I was straight. We’re having this conversation today because of them. It’s really not that complicated but they keep making it complicated obsessively.

You Raise Me Up by Josh Groban plays in Hell as Jack fucks a demon he thinks is Lem.

And a so basically where Lacey would have given the family honor and dignity if they’d allowed her as the Celtic woman to have the Kennedy crown, they gave it to them, because they thought lamb was on the prettier one between the two of them because they’re too jealous of Lacey and her beauty to give her the crown and you’re hoping maybe they’re just mad that Scotland sides with England but no they’re not that deep until actually unfortunately it’s not about that it’s not about Scottish loyalty to to Great Britain won would hope that they think of that but they don’t they really are truly of the mind That Lacey is so unfair absolutely beautiful that it must be a sin and then therefore the jealousy is justified because by comparison to the women in that family are there they’re literally like mud. They look literally like dirt. She’s that beautiful and there’s that ugly that by comparison, it’s really sad so women who aren’t as pretty as her handle it some don’t and unfortunately a lot of people are narcissistic nowadays and they can’t handle it almost at all but the Kennedys are extraordinarily narcissistic. They’re also very backward and so they just can’t fathom it anywhere. Fortunately, a lot of people does a fume community have that problem to intellectually and cognitively Casi may have been one of them. They really don’t cognitively understand that she’s just prettier than that and that’s all it is that’s that’s all they’re jealous about they could be jealous of other things too but a large part of their hatred for her is that she’s better looking, I think if Joe had acknowledged her, he was better looking than most of the men, including his own father in a way, so I think if if he had acknowledged her, they would’ve had an easier time coping with the reality that she was better looking than them because they’re very clannish and they would’ve thought that somehow it made sense and it wasn’t a threat but because he never acknowledged her, she became a threat And so they just take her beauty is an insult and some sort of threat. I know it’s not about Scotland and end England. It’s just that they think she’s so beautiful that they can’t handle it even though she’s not with the grandfather she was with Joe, so it can’t really be about that unless if they’re all totally fucked up and they could be, but no it seems like they don’t quite get it. If it is jealousy all right I thought that it could be and that’s why I didn’t give the crown up when you gave it to me. I didn’t know what the fuck it was because I was straight I also was a little suspicious, because I am a man, and on a certain level I thought no they gave it to me. That was their choice. I’m keeping it and that’s releasing higher different licious but this way, if there’s reincarnation if she was the man, the family to the kids would not be here I wouldn’t be here talking to you on her phone. None of this would be happening. She would’ve never been born Umm…so if you’re having argument of Scotland versus England, I don’t know England is very protective of Scotland and that’s good but maybe Scotland bowing out and choosing to just be with God and be dead at times isn’t stupid. It depends on how you look at it and it’s probably not a coincidence if there’s no illuminati that both Kate and Charles are dying right now, something tells me that a lot of people wish that a lot of people were dead because it seems very shitty to be alive right now the way the world is.

I’m so am I so I I didn’t give the crown up the crown is mine and yeah, it was mine him I might’ve taken it to the grave with me to be honest it might actually spiritually be buried in the ground with me and Seay I would have I wouldn’t have thought of that and I swear if there’s a big incarnation, Lacey is Scottish and I’m not I didn’t realize what I was doing when I did that, I think I thought I was just taking it to the grave and killing it. I didn’t realize that the Kennedy crown was in my grave with me, and that it was buried in the ground with me when I died, I have a feeling that the Kennedys know that somewhere inside of themselves or they operate on that premise whether they mean to or not and I swear they can’t let go with me. They really can’t except that as handsome as I was Lacey is far superior know she really is look at her, yeah she’s not moving seductively do you know why because she’s Dutch all the money not at Harrison it’s America Jack so I didn’t always realize when I was attractive a lot of men a lot of women don’t because their kept innocent by their parents and that they grow up and they move around in a sexual way even though I was molested I didn’t realize at times at times I did because I was molested, but at times I didn’t realize how sexual I still was and so I would move around a way that was actually heterosexual, but Jack didn’t care that it was heterosexual because he just assumed that I was bisexual or I was his little play thing and that anyone that ever lived could be they had no respect for her. They were murdering her. They were sacrificing and murdering a Celtic woman to gain favor with a British aristocrat in essence why because they’re dishonest, they would slit their own throat. If they thought it made them better looking they’re very petty shallow people they like to be loved and they want sex but they don’t really know what it is and so they would slit their own throat if they thought that I gave them a leg up in the world when it came to love and sex, even though they have no fucking clue, love and sex, even are.

Hey, it doesn’t make sense to suffocate Lacey or try to murder her in a way that’s unpleasant for her but that’s the only thing they can think of and that’s where I’m her husband and I’m sorry Ireland she’s Scottish not Irish. So no, I kept the crown took it to the grave with me and I actually suspect that that’s part of how things are manifesting. I think that’s possibly where the pandemic came from and the earthquake in Japan and the train derailment in Pittsburgh, near Pittsburgh and the explosions near Pittsburgh And the issue with the ship it’s because of my grave you have a feminine symbol on my grave, which really just means that I am straight and then you gave me the crown that belongs to the Kennedy family so you would have to go around a naming every Kennedy landmark, including JFK airport. You’d have to get rid of the Kennedy center. You’d have to get rid of everything that had anything to do with them to take away the meaning of that crowd to some degree not entirely because he pulls mines still matter too so you gave me the crowd I’m English and I don’t give a shit about Ireland necessarily I might actually hate the Irish at this point in Christ, so in Christ, I might like to murder all of the Irish. I was a British aristocrat And I was in the 1800s don’t hold them responsible now but I was in the 1800s and no I would probably like to murder all of the Irish and send you all to your afterlife. That’s how I feel about the Kennedys I think they’re the scum of the Earth, so I would have no contention with killing every Irish person and all of creation I’m serious by the way, I can’t stand you people in Christ if that’s possible if there’s something evil about it then I’m sorry God please forgive me in Jesus his name, but if there isn’t no you might not exist as a country in the next 50 to 100 years just because of us, because I seriously don’t think people can govern your own toothpicks. I think you’re worthless piece of shit potentially, and I think being Irish is arguably the dumbest, most worthless experience you can have as a human ever even counts as a human.

Lacey, however, disagrees with me if there’s reincarnations she was Scottish and then that’s where if I’m wrong and what I’m saying she takes the crowd so they they murdered her. My whole life was about murdering Lacey my entire life the minute I met Jack was about sacrificing and murdering Lacey. I didn’t realize that, I didn’t realize that at all I really didn’t know what was going on and that that part of me was totally taken advantage of. I truly had no idea what they were doing to me. I was straight I made mistakes. I didn’t understand what I was being given at times But I also didn’t understand what they were doing to my wife you think I did some of the quotations that I’ve made about what would I prefer you know room in the White House or a family but I actually really meant those to be ironic. I meant them sarcastically I was trying to make a dig at people for taking themselves too seriously at times and ways that were detrimental to them. I mean you should take yourself seriously but I had to learn the hard way that you can’t be gay when you’re straight, so if something feels creepy to you even if you theoretically think it makes sense you probably shouldn’t do it so that’s really the statement that I was making I was trying to say what makes more sense living somewhere settling down Coffe Coffe being happy or having you know a front seat to history, you know, and Jack Kennedy as your friend, if that even is a thing, and I was trying to rely on hyperbole by calling him the best friend that I win could ever have. I think I thought people would know I was being sarcastic when I said that because there’s no way he was the best friend anyone could ever have he was an asshole to me And him know I mean he was an absolute asshole and I know he he he was an absolute asshole. He should’ve made me a of a groomsman. He made me and Asher. There’s no way to make that pretty it’s disgusting and I know he was an absolute asshole to me if you thought I was in love with him at all and that’s part of his trick is this always keeping you guessing right so then he wasn’t in love with me but he was it’s still doesn’t work and that’s the problem at the end of the day. No he was a shit shit person to interact with in any capacity and I think I thought that would be obvious to people, but I was delusional and someways him. I also thought the Kennedys were just cease to exist. When I died I didn’t realize the logistics of how they function the way Lacey does. She has a far better understanding of them than I do and It’s no wonder I mean her father was a bootlegger and openly so Anne probably had dealings with JP a she’s not me she has a far better grasp of those things than I do so that’s just how it is and I am if I’m Constantine, I’m not going to let her keep answering how I open the door or why I did it isn’t because I was gay at all or because I don’t love her enough it’s for some other reason and I’m investigating it. I’m not Constantine and he’s investigating it in his own way too but the thing is it’s bad and I know it’s it’s pretty rotten but I need to explain this, so they gave me the crown. I took it to the grave, thinking that it wouldn’t mean anything once I was dead, or possibly as a ghost, thinking that it would do anything because I was dead, and I was somehow killing it by being dead, in the same way, that I thought that when I died that they would cease to exist in a sense, that’s not how it works and it still matters to people it’s still has a spiritual authority to it, but it’s in my grave with me And because Lacey is my other half fraternity and she’s a woman and she’s sis and she’s straight and she’s Lacey in a sense she can do whatever the hell she wants to do with that crowd. I am being Scottish and being Celtic and finding out that they’ve been trying to murder her Viciously, including by throwing her down the stairs and torture my kids for no justifiable reason they had. I mean that they have a plethora of reasons I could pick from, but had nothing to do with rose. It had nothing to do with Ireland. It had nothing. There was a part of that. It was fascinated with me and they were jealous, but it wasn’t that they were. They were righteously angry and there’s a difference so they were righteously angry over Ireland. They were jealous over Ireland of Lacey, they were jealous over Ireland of Lacey and we’re trying to murder her and that was their joyous, happy flame of eternal flame. That’s the whole point of the Kennedy Center. That’s really their main purpose for existence and has been since they first met me was to use me to murder my own twin flame, and if there’s reincarnation, she was dead, and she did die because of me, but at it it was not in the way that they wanted. She died because of how much she loved me and I actually did love her no I did I loved her and she didn’t really even understand how much I loved her But really was there no fault of her own so through no fault of her own. She didn’t understand how much I loved her so when I died, she got hit by a car and died herself and then we came back to try to help Africa if there’s reincarnation sincerely it’s not a joke. We came back to try to help Africa. I’m sorry you don’t understand that’s what happened if there’s reincarnation Real we literally came back to try to help Africa so we came back thinking we were going to help Africa and that’s not what happened and then honey Fitz did trick Lacey if there’s reincarnation into coming back and no it’s not a life that you would want almost anyone to live it’s a disgusting existence that is it that they’ve given her, so yes, they’re obsessed with torturing and murdering my wife why I don’t know I think they thought I was gay I think they thought all Englishman might be gay I think maybe we’re not but I think they might’ve thought that and their arrogance and conceit and poverty and backwardness and I think they might not of understood that I didn’t really hate my wife that if she died because she missed me so much it wasn’t because I didn’t love her necessarily things are complicated so they made some in Normas assumptions of me spiritually if there’s reincarnation and in that way, Jack is the absolute sound idiot and his whole family is rather dumb but he’s one of the dumber ones in his family so they think you guys just can’t let go with it though can you either but I really was straight. I’m sorry you’re gonna have to let it go. I really was straight And so the crowd is now in the grave I didn’t realize it was going on. I possibly did after I died but then I still thought that I had the crown and it wouldn’t do anything and nope turns out that’s not true and so now that crowd is really just Lacey’s placing it I to be it’s just a joke. It’s like a get well card after your dad it’s like what the fuck but I want this for at best, I was straight I was never in love with Jack. That is a mess. I’m sorry it’s 100% mythology. There’s no truth to it. I was never in love with Jack and I should not have to say that but apparently I do because apparently people are very stubborn to the point of psychosis, practically and stupidity. No, I was not in love with Jack I was straight I was an actual straight man who thought he was gay. I was not in love with Jack. I’m sorry if that scares you I was not in love with him, there are some men who are gay. Jack was possibly one of them to some degree I was not one of them and so that’s the problem I was straight, and you’ve made my grave, a feminine spiritual symbol, so what else have you given me I don’t know that’s possibly where there could be an earthquake. It’s a seashell Lacey is far more connected to the ocean than I am. She’s far more connected to the ocean than the Kennedys are potentially, and that comes from her Dutch family that comes from her Norwegian family that comes from her time spent on the seashore and her genuine concern for the ocean. Lacey has a love for the ugliest of all Seay creatures and she doesn’t wanna call them Ugly, I’m serious she actually loves them and they can sense that so basically, if there’s an earthquake off the coast of Seattle, I have a feeling that there won’t be too many sea creatures it’ll die if they do die it’ll be a rather interesting death for them they’re not particularly worried And the people who would die in Seattle I don’t know if they’re not going to hell I don’t know if they’re particularly worried either. It would totally disrupt the world and cause profound chaos, and would probably be the end of America as we know it to some degree not entirely. Bill Gates has been on that she’s a Morning Bill Gates bought this one for yours at this point and he does take her seriously think thank God he knows that she’s not idiot thank God so, Bill Gates is on it he’s seriously he’s worked on this one with some people here and there are but no it’s a concern. Sincerely if there’s illuminati it’s a serious concern because you put a seashell on my grave that that means something to Lacey and I it doesn’t necessarily actually have anything to do with Cape Cod, that’s a feminine symbol which means it’s her I’m not a I’m not a woman gay men are not women so you put a feminine symbol on there which indicates a woman I was a man where does the woman come in? That will be Lacey and she has a seashell next to an urn where she plans to put her ashes And we’re together for eternity so today I won’t explain this, but I’ll explain it again. I guess she didn’t make that up. She literally put that seashell there before she even knew about the gravestone and that is literally where she’s told her kids to put her ashes should she die And she will die but should she die and they not die with her that’s where she would want them to put her ashes know if she’s gonna be buried she wants to cabs near her kids and that art so that’s the problem that would be me and her and the ocean Yes and then there’s a shipping issues with ships float on the ocean out if you’ve realize that so she has the crown she has the crown. I don’t think she knows what to do with it because it’s given to her through me him and it was given to her by a family that was, and is trying to murder her viciously and torment her her and then it’s sort of questionable what she wants to do with it And this is where if she’s Scotia no I really don’t think she died in Ireland. I think she probably died somewhere in Scotland and I don’t think they made that up. If she’s Scotia, I think there really was a Scotia. I have a feeling she died in Scotland. I don’t know why the Irish have her dad in their country. There is something rather evil about that possibly That if she remembers correctly if she Scotia, I I don’t think it was the kings and Ireland that she actually was never married to but had alliances with who have a problem with her I don’t. I think they know what’s going on but I don’t think they know why people chose necessarily to be so profoundly evil to her and claim that she was killed in Ireland because no I don’t if she’s Scotia she’s not in Ireland And I don’t know why the Kennedys are obsessed with her too. It’s very weird actually oh yes and then that is where some Irish people would say that they’re Jews and that is the Jews and Ireland who claim that Scotia was there the people who came from somewhere some wandering Jewish tribe and they’re not really Irish. They’re just a bunch of cakes who wandered into Ireland, married Irish people a simulated looks like them, and then started coming up with bullshit, I know there are some Irish people who would say that and they’re not necessarily at the end of the day even trying to attack Israel they’re just saying that Ireland’s problems within itself are because there’s dirty kayaks in their best. That’s a no that would be their response potentially is to say that the Kennedys are just a bunch of Jewish cakes They’re not really Irish. They’re just a bunch of jack ass criminal Jews, who got an idea in their head to come to Ireland to escape their own people who are probably trying to hold them accountable so that’s that’s their response is it the whole Kennedy family are bunch of con artist Jews, and sheep‘s clothing, pretending to be Irish Know that would be their sponsor some Irish people I’m sorry that’s just true and that actually isn’t a stretch because it seems like the people in the north of Ireland not northern Ireland but the north of Ireland are the people who have a problem with her nose so it’s not northern Ireland or the people northern Ireland has some problems with Lacey and I have no idea why it seems like they think they’re supposed to which is actually very embarrassing to them but it’s not people who were actually in the north of Ireland or the northern Irish. It’s the best of the kings that were in northern Ireland is it somehow people who would’ve been proud of you about where the Kennedys came from Who seem to have a problem with her, which, if I’m not mistaken, is more of the southern part of Ireland and no I don’t know there’s some Irish people who think that that that that’s where the Jews came in. Sincerely, they think that the Jews went to southern Ireland And that’s their theory if they hate the Jews that much to some degree that they would say the Kennedys are just Jewish and then a lot of the stories that Scotia died and Ireland are really just people coming up with some stupid theory because they’re just criminal Jews yeah and it’s an old theory but that’s the thing this migration would’ve happened a very long time ago And you were so interesting why would the Jews be so set on that but yeah it is interesting isn’t it? It could actually be some hostility left over from each of us so it’s possible that the criminal Jews, who were in southern Ireland and started claiming that Scotia die there actually had some thing against her because of Egypt.

These men would like to chew Lacey out for claiming that I was straight because they think she’s homophobic except for the guy on I think a second to the left. I have a feeling he would understand Lacey and I might be wrong, but I think he would understand her, and then have to explain her to everybody else she’s not homophobic I am a ghost, not a demon and they could be purgatory and him I might actually have been straight and then that’s where they just to be honest they have an eagle problem with her. They can’t handle her being better than them. It isn’t that she’s homophobic. It’s at their narcissistic and they feel threatened by her. I don’t know that they all do but I think I’m out on the far left probably would personally because he looks like me and he thinks he’s like me but he’s really nothing like me at all in many ways. He’s more like Maves husband and possibly Chris Hayes. He’s not like me. I don’t know if there’s a man in that whole group who is really all that much like me. Sincerely, I wasn’t gay. I wasn’t mad but I wasn’t gay. At least he’s not being homophobic but getting back to it will be listen to them. Make love to Jesus also I think they’re offended because their songs are incestuous and perverse but I don’t know if they realize that or not I I don’t. I’m not even sure that it’s because they’re gay slightly. I’m not sure if they’re open about that or not but I don’t think it’s because they’re homosexual necessarily I think that’s just the state of Christian music and I think they somehow leaned into it possibly accidentally but it’s not. It’s not really appropriate. This music is a love song to a man who is a deity and it’s actually quite perverse because of that if you know if it wasn’t Jesus I don’t know what I would think about it. It’s not Christianity, if I am Constantine, there were plenty of religions that did actually advise sexual relations with deities. Sincerely, that may have been a thing and so in that context I don’t know where their brains are it’s nonsense, but I don’t know what they be thinking as humans I don’t know what they think is going on, but there are humans in history who have thought that made sense but that’s not Christianity.

I’m a little worried that what they really are are those wives I mean they’re all dressed very nicely very very attractively I’m not attracted to men but no Lacey informs me that it’s almost like they’re wearing a dress or lingerie or something so they dress very nicely for their king Jesus in this album cover, and they all seem to be his man I get the sense that that they’re in a very Bigamist relationship I don’t think it’s polyamory. I think in their mind Jesus has many husbands and many wives he’s like a bisexual powerhouse, pansexual bisexual powerhouse and you know he just max it up with billions of people and they seem to think it’s fine I don’t know. They seem to think it’s perfectly fine and you could compare them to those Mormon wives in a cult, who who were who worships the leader That’s worth it. Jesus was also human he wasn’t he was God but he was also a man so I don’t know how it’s not big me in that sense I don’t know how they’re really any different than the wives of them in those cults in Utah, the sister wives.

so I don’t see any difference between those two groups of people.

Except I don’t think they would get that. I don’t think that women would get mad at Lacey for claiming that I was straight. That’s where Mormons are possibly less than saying some born-again Christians because I don’t think they would be as adamant that I was gay. sincerely, I don’t know why, but I don’t think they would be as confused about that issue as born-again Christians are it’s not sad because if they don’t actually understand the Bible, then why the hell do they understand that when Christians don’t anymore?

I am the the thing is there is there is that Ireland had a sexual obsession with Scotia I’m not gonna get into all of that.

Oh, the pointers Lacey has Lacey has the crown and I don’t quite understand how that seems safe to people.” says Lem.

“ as a Mormon what exactly is she doing with the crown?” says a sister wife being channeled.

“ Hey I’m just fiddling around with it it’s in my jewelry box.” says Lacey.

“ what what symbolic piece is that in your jewelry box Lacey I am fascinated to know what that manifest says if that’s possible.” says Casi.

“It’s worth about $50.” says Lacey. “It’s Helzberg Diamonds Diamonte or something like that. That’s white gold or sterling silver. And those are fake diamonds. I bought it for $150. It’s worth about $50. It’s cheap.” says Lacey. “But if you clean it well enough and wear it with the right clothes it looks real.”

Consider the Lilies by Elenyi plays for the Kennedy bitches under age 50.

Holy Ground by Mercy River plays for Louis Hill Junior and his second wife. It’s their new theme song.

“You refused Jesus’s touch?” asks Lacey.

“Yeah.” says this woman.

“You’re ugly.” says a Mormon wife.

“We doubt Jesus was coming on to you.” says another Mormon wife.

“I’m INCREDIBLY HOT! And I’m super disappointed in you. You’re women.” she says weeping. “It’s up to you!!!”

“Yeah. Gee. She’s kinda right.” says Casi, like a bumbling idiot.

“Yeah. You’re kind of overly confident.” says the CIA to this woman and women like her alive today.

“What are you talking about? I am incredibly attractive, my boyfriend cries over my beauty every night.” she says.

Satan laughs.

“Why are you laughing? I am in love with you.” she says to Satan, in tears. “Am I popular now!? Do you love me do you love me!?!” she wails.

“I doubt it!” says Lacey sharply and calmly.

“Shit you love Jesus as your savior!” says Satan to Lacey.

“You know you’re not as pretty as you think you are. We’re in the CIA and we’re telling you that to help you.” says the CIA to this woman.

“But I was told that I was. No, people have told me that I was.” she says.

“ you know sometimes people say that and they meet up and then sometimes they say that and they’re just being nice in your case they’re just being nice or they were in love with you for other reasons or something you have some beauty too, but you’re not you’re actually sort of an ugly woman and someways and it’s really obvious do you never look at yourself in the mirror honestly?” says Lem.

“ I have never thought that what I saw in the mirror was real when people tell me that I’m beautiful that’s the goddamn truth I know I’m one of the hottest woman to ever live. That’s why I’m a music star because I am one of the hottest women to ever live.” she says.

“ I want is the hottest man to ever live in. That’s why I’m so popular on Instagram but I don’t tell people that you wanna hook up. I think you’re kind of attractive but I am short would you be interested in hooking up with me?” says Jonah Wiley.

“ you are short actually though how do that would bother me is that that much crap yeah well we’ll see someday right.” she says.

“ I know what’s gonna happen though with Jesus sweetie because she resisted his touch and you were damn sure that was bad just a few minutes ago?” asks St. Francis.

“ well, that’s just a part of our religion.” says Jonah Wiley.

“ that’s not Christianity Jonah.” says St. Francis.

“ so the Kennedy crown manifest as a fake diamond bracelet that you bought for $150 or Helzberg diamonds.” says the CIA.

“ yes.” says Lacey.

My Kindness Shall Not Depart From Thee by Dallyn Vail Bayles plays.

Lacey smiles. Blinks. And then hangs him if necessary.

Warning by The Notorious B. I. G. plays…loud. So…soo…so loud.

“Dallyn. Dallas?

I’m gonna call you Dallas.

Dallas…Van…Like. Dallas Van Like. The Van Like family of Massachusetts.

You all are BILLIONAIRES now. Huh?” says Lacey.

“Van Like?” says Louis.

“Yes. The Van Like family. They’re very Ditch old money.” says Lacey. “HOT SHIT!”

Dallyn does a strip tease for Jesus. So do many dead Christians. Why? Well…okay. Maybe they don’t. But maybe that’s God’s sense of humor these day$?” She thinks. “Maybe it’s not His sense of humor.”

What’s Beef by The Notorious B. I. G. plays for these people as they flail their genitalia around like retards from literal Hell for Jesus. Chopin and George Gershwin compliment The Notorious B. I. G..

“It’s impossible to maintain society with too many lies.” says Lacey.

Got Your Money by Ol’ Dirty Bastard plays.

“What’s going to happen to my family?” asks JFK of Lacey.

Lacey thinks.

“I liked the dance!” says Jonah Wiley, clapping for the woman above.

“It’s for Jesus!” she says in a whiny voice.

“No. That’s weird. It’s for me. Or your husband in Heaven.” says Jonah.

“That’s sex!!” she says in fear. “THAT’S NOT ALLOWED IN HEAVEN!”

“No. It might be.” says Jonah in terror.

“But then that’s sex!!!!” she says in shock.

Lots of people freeze in shock.

“ I will will they sort that out I’d like to get back to the topic at hand Lacey oh you took over Rome and you’re obviously not changing our faith we’re still Christian what do you think you’ll do with the Kennedy family?” says Lem.

“Oh I’m gonna turn them into a joke, they’re a joke. The family is a joke.” says Lacey.

“What’s the joke?” says Lem.

“The joke is that you are a British aristocrat reincarnated if there’s reincarnation. And I am Scotia. But instead of honoring the Irish people, they decided to honor the Jews…with the holso that the only way we would ever know your glory was through the character of Skippy Handelman.

Big Pimpin’ by JAY Z plays.

You went big pimpim’!!” says Lacey. “The idea then is that umm…you you weren’t really a pimp but you also didn’t really want to sleep with Alex, so to speak, and you really wanted to sleep with Mallory but that wasn’t allowed in the Kennedy family because you were supposed to be gay and murdering me. So that didn’t quite work out because you really weren’t aware that you were supposed to be murdering me I think you thought you were Skippy Handelman I think you thought you were skipping a little bit and you know honestly, I would’ve married Skippy Handelman the character I would’ve married him, and been in love with him, but he was a character and, you you were not interested in Alex. But I think you thought that the Kennedys were the Keatons not the Kennedys. And I think you thought oh the Kennedys are just a nice American middle-class family who happen to be very rich even though they’re really just a nice middle-class family. But you weren’t really Skippy Handelman, sweetie. You are better looking than Skippy Handelman but you-you look like him. There is a similarity. He is my type. No the character is very much my type and if you’re really in love with me then yes of course you’re still my type…ahh…if there’s a reincarnation, but it’s not, you’re not really Skippy Handelman and they’re really not the Keatons. So I don’t think you were big pimping. I think you were looking for a way out from what you’ve said to me of having to sleep with Alex and so you arranged for him to have people to be with instead of yourself, and I think…I think we need to have a real conversation about who we are now.” says Lacey.

“OK let’s have that conversation.” says Lem.

“OK my impression is that you don’t want to help me organize my schedule or figure out anything that I do during my day because it reminds you too much of Jack Kennedy and you feel absolutely exhausted from being his husband to bother for a fucking second to ever care about anyone else again.” says Lacey.

“That’s not true.” says Lem.

“I’m sorry. I can’t read your mind. What’s not true?” says Lacey.

“Are you still feeling that magna Carter there buddy?” says Jack Spencer.

Lacey laughs.

“We can work with the Magna Carta. It’s a perfectly fine document.” says a Jew who died in the Holocaust.

“Maybe they can.

But I’m just ecstatic to hear more about the details of all these fascinating things. Umm…please do tell me dear what was wrong about that statement?” says Lacey.

“I wasn’t trying to correct your statement. I was just saying I was correcting your statement. I was saying that it’s not true. I- No…it’s not true. I really do want to help you with your day.” says Lem.

“Oh why would you ever want to do that? I’m not US President. I’m just a stupid fucking housewife from Minnesota, right? Hey would you give a rats ass about me?” says Lacey.

“You just took over the Holy Roman Empire and you think I’m dumb enough to think you’re a stupid housewife from Minnesota and that I would be shallow and worthless enough as a person to not give a rat’s ass about you?” says Lem.

“Honey you sucked Jack Kennedy‘s cock. Do I really need to say more? Isn’t that enough? You’re a straight man that sucked Jack Kennedy,-Jack Kennedy‘s cock…and then you arranged for prostitutes to sleep with him? Instead of just shooting yourself in the face and shooting him too? There are so many things I could say to you so yes I think you may be worthless enough as a man to really think that potentially. Are you?” says Lacey.

“Ahh…yeah I did leave you without impression potentially you’re actually very right.” says Lem.

“Yes and then you wonder why I slept with other people. I’m sorry it bothers you so much but what the Hell do you want me to do? It made sense. It just made sense.” says Lacey.

“How did it make sense? How did it actually makes sense though?” says Lem.

“You know, it would’ve been fun to have had this conversation two years ago when the Queen was still alive but you’re good buddy kept interrupting me every time I would say this to you, and insisting that I was lying like him. To get men. On the side. And get away with it. And I would like to know once and for all, do you think I am Jack Kennedy or not and you know how I mean that. Do you think I’m like him?” says Lacey.

“ and I would just like to point out that as you’re asking us the Kennedys are trying to suffocate you because they’re scared shitless and they’re all so really narcissistic no I don’t think you’re like Jack Kennedy you don’t hear me saying that though do you hear me saying that through the Holy Spirit and you know that means I mean it because you know God won’t lie to you, but you don’t really hear me saying that OK but no I don’t then nothing will ever change that. I know you’re not Jack you don’t actually remind me of him it actually does just hurt it just hurts to think if you were someone else because with you it was real with me it was a joke with you it was real yes I am like Skippy I I just I don’t get it. How the hell did it make sense to you, how did it really make sense to you??” says Lem.

Ready to Die by The Notorious B. I. G. plays.

“ so how does it make sense? How does it make sense well, because there was a war in the Middle East people are dying in a pandemic and in my mindset in that way, I am spreading my legs as an act of war possibly subconsciously in Paris. what if I’m Scotia of it’s not a simple thing and so I was partially doing that with the idea of a kicking ass beyond that not now, but maybe literally kicking ass if necessary beer I think Putin actually did understand that which is probably how we ended up sleeping together once because he actually does understand my mentality when it comes to stuff like that so it’s it’s not that it doesn’t mean anything love it’s just it’s it’s war and yes, we did sleep together at the beginning of his war in Ukraine and that’s the only time I’ve ever slept with him but no, that was the idea that it was part of the war itself in a sense because him and I both seemingly take war extremely seriously and very personally I mean to me he is the czar of Russia. It’s very personal. He loves his people. He’s their president but it’s personal to him. It’s not just like some job that he has. It’s personal to him so when he sends people over to fight it’s very personal and it’s extremely personal to him and I don’t think that he lets on about how much bothers him when Russians die because he counts he hast to be brave and be strong for them so I think sometimes the press in America lies about that it makes it seem like he’s some heartless sociopath I don’t for my experience I don’t think he has. I don’t know him well enough I’m not God, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s not, because I think that some people can be like that and be really bad people to get into a fight with no heat he’s bothered by it, but that’s what he thought was a wise, godly most humane, and a sons choice for his nation to take and trying to understand that yes I think that we needed to try to understand that, but then that’s where they needed to stop mocking him when he was trying to explain Russian history because we consider the seriousness of what war is to that man explaining for an hour the importance of Russian history would not necessarily have been out of bounds taking five minutes to explain. It is amazing. He definitely props for that conversation and part he thinks that Tucker Carlson just wasn’t used to people being that intelligent.

Oh, so so the thing is that’s wonderful isn’t it and it’s a glorious thing but that’s that’s that’s that’s the level of calculus that I used every sexual decision that I made. It was never something simple as far as I can recall it was never something simple like oh I just want to do this right now for kicks and giggles or for some narcissistic reason and that’s where I get irritated with you and I think do you really not get it? I’m not like Jack Kennedy, it is just it made sense to me that it intellectually made sense.” says Lacey.

“ I so I gave you the idea that we could do sexual things as long as they made sense because it made sense to me to be gay and I sacrifice my entire life because it made sense not so hot. I think I gave you that idea whether there’s reincarnations or not that we would just do whatever made sense but it’s never Pete’s. It’s never made sense to me. It has never made sense to me after sleeping with you to be with anyone other than you and I suppose that’s because I am a man and I know more about what’s going on than you do and that actually I like that, that’s that’s you know I man and I’m straight but I didn’t realize him. I didn’t realize that you search us made that help me understand how how did it how the exact moment how did it make sense?” says Lem.

“ and how did it make sense what there’s no exact moment that’s what I just explain to you it’s calculus Lem’s I don’t know if Putin himself needs to explain this to you 20 or 30 years from now it it it it made sense. It made sense but there’s no exact moment when I made sense it’s it’s horribly complicated thing.” says Lacey.

Lem thinks. “ OK so all I needed to do was to tell you that we were together and that you loved me and that I loved you and that we were happy the things that men tell women like we’re in love you love me I love you there’s nobody else for either one of us and him I’m incredibly in love with you stuff like that that was all I needed to say to you and you wouldn’t have slept with anybody else?” says Lem.

“ yes, of course and you’ve never said any of that stuff to some degree you have partially said some of it here in there but not enough to really count, so no no you’ve never really said that and I know you’ve told me many times that it’s because the Kennedys cut you off using the power that they have over you and so do you gay men who are alive because of what you allow them to have over you is that true? Yeah that you wanted to or try to say things like that to me more than I’ve heard over the years but I don’t hear you because you keep getting cut off?” says Lacey.

“ so in a way, our gay men, insisting that Lacey is married to Putin in the illuminati by insisting that lamb is gay. I just wanted to quickly ask that question.” asks a living gay man.

“ yes or that she’s married to Bill Gates so she’s either in the illuminati. She’s either one that she’s there sexual consideration so to speak is either Bill Gates or Vladimir Putin and no they actually work together quite well not that there’s anything going on in that regard between the three of them, but the idea is that that is a sort of person that she is, and how she thinks, and she would belong if she wasn’t with a ghost she would belong to one of them, we would defer to Michael first because that’s what we’ve been told or possibly Louis or Harold maybe even Elliot Roosevelt but in a pinch if we couldn’t get a hold of one of them yes you would have to contact Bill or Vladimir Putin. We’re just let her be on her own, but that’s not necessarily our policy in the illuminati.” says The Illuminati.

“ oh no I was straight but I hope that helps them understand sports going on but no OK so it it just baffles me that you don’t understand why I’m upset entirely at least which isn’t really true. You do understand why I’m upset but I feel like a part of you doesn’t get it, um no I definitely have been trying to tell you for years that we’re together for eternity and that I love you and that there’s no one that I could possibly love more than you are and all of that OK yeah so everything is his name is his name, so so no no a we really are together. It’s just it’s not about ego. It’s like I can say to her as I think people keep thinking I’m gonna say to her something like how could you do this to me and sleep with Vladimir Putin but that’s not really what I want to say it’s more like him how do you not get how much that disturbs me because you’re mine.” says Lem.

“ what did Skippy Handelman did that character that actor channel you? Were you actually trying to explain yourself through that character? Are we see you on screen? Was he channeling your ghost Lem?” asks Israel.

“ yes he was he was he was not intentionally doing it, but he was accidentally channeling my wife and me at times both him him Elizabeth his mother is a horrible name for her, because Elizabeth is a wonderful name to us. Elizabeth is the name of the queen Elizabeth is a very special name to us, they could’ve named that woman Margaret and it would’ve been more appropriate but then we have to deal with the queen mother being named Elizabeth Marguerite but no, Lacey‘s mothers name was Margie not Elizabeth if she’s illegitimate and I’m not even convinced if she’s illegitimate that her mother really would be that cold, but Innoway she might just as well have been because she’s had a vile life and to be honest with you I wouldn’t be surprised if part of the inspiration for that character being so cold was actually Rita Banks him and that’s where things get tricky because Rita knows Lacey if Lacey is Tom’s daughter biologically she knows Lacey’s sense of humor because it’s a little bit like her father sense of humor and so she knows that her mocking her mother and being very possessive of her would actually make Lacey feel very loved and in all honesty that’s where it’s like. Does Rita really wanna be Lacey‘s mother or not? If she can be possessive of Lacey and play games and pretend like she loves Lacey but if she doesn’t really love Lacey as much as she supposed to then she can’t be Lacey‘s mom and Tom knows that it probably breaks his heart and so then the question is, does Rita love her daughter or not is Elizabeth actually Rita and then the sad truth is Lacey can handle that because she’s not Skippy and then can Rita handle that about herself and that’s not Lacey‘s problem but no, they channeled both Lacey and I mostly me though and yeah that that was me. I was straight at that scene. We’re Alex is on top of Skippy almost on his bed was a little bit more Lacey than me that’s something that could happen to her that’s not what happened with Jack and I Jack was far more evil about it and I was far less innocent and naïve. That’s actually a scene that could hint that Alex was slightly bisexual, and that Skippy was probably straight and they were very uncomfortable because of that but that was never explored because it was the 80s but new Alex might’ve been very slightly bisexual and Skippy might’ve been mostly straight if not entirely and so it was an awkward scene and Skippy is confused and possibly even preparing to attack Alex because they’re actual friends and to be honest, it might even make Skippy scared you might even make Skippy more angry because subconsciously he begins to realize that Alex is not as good of a person as he thought he was and yet at the same time it may be why he has some respect for him because Alex is a kitten unfortunately for the Irish Alex is English and he’s a Republican and he’s a kitten and so he says I should get off of you this is weird and he’s right it was weird and he did get off of Skippy and leave him alone but that was the 80s and to be honest that might actually be the glory of the republican party is that they have refused to back down on certain things that they should not back down on just at the very least for the sake of argument I mean they’re not pure evil in that way. I’m sorry and that’s the thing so as long as it’s argument at the very least, it’s done respectfully if their humanity, which is something that can be debated about peacefully if people are rational enough to be able to do so then it’s good, but no Alex makes the right choice Alex stands up. Alex walks off and says no I should get away from you. This is weird because Alex is not a bad person completely and then that’s what Skippy says. Why didn’t you just say no to my girlfriend and that’s where Alys is an asshole because he suggests to Skippy that that girl was better looking than him and that she was out of his league and that if Skippy have been better looking, he would’ve come on to him.

Flava in Ya Ear by Craig Mack plays as a funeral dirge for victorious Africa in Christ.

“no I just wanna point out that if there’s reincarnation her husband is slightly African and I respect him. I also think that she was one with him and so when she threw diamonds into the ocean sweetie that could’ve been blood diamonds it was partially in a sense, his own sense of humor about himself, can you handle that sort of possibility?” says Margy in the afterlife.

“ why the hell do you respect him, Margy?” says Lacey.

“but I respect him as a person.” says Margy.

“ but you’re his mother.” says Lacey.

“ I am I’m not I’m not his mother.” says Margy.

“ no actually you are I don’t have to respect you at all you fucking piece of shit if that’s all that you are you little useless piece of crap thanks for giving me your womb which means that I am actually your daughter as far as I see it for all intents and purposes in this conversation there’s no reason for you to interrupt and be a bitch and try to take the spotlight you fucking piece of crap if that’s all you are thanks for donating an egg to make me a photo of ah…cheekbones. No…is that all you are Margy just a needle full of Botox you little piece of shit?” says Lacey.

“ are you know Margie? I don’t think you’re black yeah and I don’t know if that was really something to say because it was very sexual and now you just seem like a whorish fuck wad who is trying to screw her husband.” says Aretha Franklin.

I’ll Still Kill by 50 Cent plays.

“ sweet yeah that was a weird thing to say you’re right Miss Craft.” says Margy.

“ oh, so you are just a worthless piece of shit would you like me to smash your body into a wall and make your entails spit out of your mouth for eternity or would you rather go to hell and burn? What sounds like more fun to you mommy?” says Lacey.

“ I was trying to suggest that I never gave birth to you.” says Margy.

“ is that even true? Do you have a brain or are you just a human worm?” says Lacey, scientifically.

“ you know I am Margie I’m not getting a clear sense either of whether or not what you’re saying is true, and it really isn’t even a valid point to making at this point in the conversation so it’s a little strange that you’re even here and I begin to wonder if you’re just jealous of Lacey for being prettier than you which actually makes me wonder if you’re her mom and then it’s almost like you’re trying to make her feel insecure about the fact that you’re her mom and that maybe what she’s is narcissistic and worthless as you? If you are her mother, what genetics did she get from you? What’s next? Did she even get in her children from you because you do seem like an absolute fucking piece of shit.” says Coco Chanel.

“ OK probably nothing that would influence her personality or character or her children’s personalities or character it’s possible that some of her coloring might come for me and obviously she was in my room and I would’ve thought she was a very sweet little thing and Ben very attached to her actually and if she’s my daughter, she actually met me once and I was very sad that day, because I realized that I had given up my child, and that there was no way to take her back. If her father knew about me, he made it impossible for me to come get her, even when I was stable enough to do so, if if she’s illegitimate and her father knew me and I came to get her now she made it impossible for me to come get her. He made it seem like she was happy and that it would totally destroy her life and I am not like her and no, there’s nothing that would influence her character in any negative way or anything else that she would’ve inherited for me if I’m her mom and if I’m not her mom, Tom is her dad anyway and to be perfectly honest with you I’m probably a awful person if I’m not her mother biologically because I had no reason to come say this, other than jealousy why would I be so jealous? Good question yeah probably make me about a sociopath or psychopath. If I’m not biologically her mother if I am her mother though no I’m not a sociopath or psychopath. I am essentially of a worm donor. I am a worm donor a egg donor because there’s very little that Lacey or her family inherited from me, and then that’s where I suppose Coco Chanel should be allowed to say what she wants to say.” says Margy.

“ I was just going to say that as a ghost will see I’m not sure who’s personality she has sweetie but maybe it doesn’t work out for her to be a craft because really genetically she’s almost nothing like those people it’s not her imagination she’s really not that much like them at all. I’m sorry they never seem to wanna except that because it seems like an insult to them and it’s not necessarily that she’s really not that much like them. She’s not that much like the Nesheims either, and then I I don’t know how you wanna work out for that but no she’s not. Her personality is really very different than her parents. She’s a very different person than them very different. I’ve never seen a child be so dramatically different than their parents almost ever it’s very unusual for someone to be that extraordinarily different than theirs their parents, it really is it’s astounding and that’s where the fact that she’s so much like Tom she looks like him she has his hands. She has his ears. She has his chin. She has his coloring. She has his teeth. She has his nose and her children have his chin. He had a cleft chin. She has his height. I would bet she probably has health problems, which means that she’ll probably die of a heart attack at some point in the future or stroke that’s most likely what she’ll die from and that’s the thing he lived with serious pulmonary issues for decades before he died and so her issues could last 10 to 20 years even if she’s being hounded by hell, so no I don’t know how Margie she ended up being so much like Tom genetically but then that’s where you have to let go of it Margie if you’re her mom, because yes, you might look like her but sweetie if you really didn’t love her enough to realize that she was being molested by those people that you gave her to that I’m not entirely sure you’re her mom if you didn’t realize it for some innocent reason OK but if she’s not really, your daughter enough then that’s your choice Margy if I was you, I would’ve never left her with anybody. What do I mean by that I would’ve either aborted her or I would’ve probably raised her myself do I mean that for every child I would ever have I don’t know, but I would feel that way about her as a daughter. No there’s no way if I was impregnated by Tom bakes that I would’ve either kept a child or had somebody else raise them and I know that because I’m not stupid. I’m Coco Chanel and there’s no way I would’ve let somebody else raise his kids. It doesn’t make sense sweetie. He was a genius he was extraordinarily powerful. There’s no way knowing what I know about genetics that I would ever have let him be I would ever have had my kid with him and I know I would never been that I would’ve never done that. I’m sorry, so is she more like me? I don’t know I don’t hate her. Don’t know I don’t know Margie finders keepers, right losers weepers will see thanks for the cheekbones and the Scandinavian skiing know how.” says Coco Chanel.

“ I was it was saying yes they did show me and yes, I am Skippy Handelman and yeah I’m not literally Skippy handle them but no they did tell me I’m very much that character and in the afterlife my price might know that and I’ve actually been very helpful to me at times so he has a lot of empathy for me, potentially in the future because he understood that character he’s not the character, but he understands the character and I might have given him ideas about ways to act in ways to say things that you sounded like me essentially, so no, that’s me to some degree Skippy is me he’s not gay he’s not bisexual he’s not pansexual he’s straight and he has a hard time getting a girlfriend. I actually might have two at times believe it or not. It’s really up to Margie to handle the situation but I know Lacey and I feel bad for her if that was not what she was trying to do was be a horrible person, but that’s a Margie‘s business not ours so moving on, you know you’ve given me lots of reasons why it makes sense I am not asking for that I know of so that’s just all there is it’s just that you you you you just thought that it made sense and then they were in love with you, but what preceded you actually being with them?” says Lem.

“ arm so what preceded me actually being with them you know I should really wear this bracelet. It’s so funny I I hate this kind of thing but I should really just wear it just for the fun of it let’s see what what what preceded it let’s see well. Oh well, let’s see him oh well let’s see II was probably just sitting there or standing somewhere and 10 a of Michael or Harold. Her Elliot came up to me and came on to me the thought with that cup that went into the whole thing is really what matters in a way, so it’s like I thought no he’s a terrible person doesn’t love you but not really a terrible person but he probably doesn’t love me at least not really and so that’s what was on my mind. I was feeling devastated and hurt by it and then I was just sitting there, and then they just come up to me and come on to me.” says Lacey.

“ so you would just sit there or stand there and they would just come onto you and that’s all you know you don’t remember there’s a lot they probably kiss you or grab you or something but other than that there’s not a lot that happened they just came onto you sweet talk to you as they were doing it kind of sucked you off your feet and then and then you would sleep with him because it made sense because you thought this must be who I am with for eternity. There Hass to be some misunderstanding there. This must be the moment where I am with my husband for eternity, and that must be what’s going on right now because that’s what makes sense so that must be what’s happening and there’s nothing else that went into it. You just sit there they would give you the impression that it was going to last for eternity and then did sleep with you, and then you’d be surprised afterward or what?” says Lem, crying.

“ if you’re talking about stuff that happened after I thought that I might be with you for eternity I was think oh do you know this this is interesting I wonder I wonder if I wonder if maybe this isn’t supposed to be happening so during the middle of intercourse on more than one occasion, I just left during the middle of a divorce on more than one occasion, I just left that happened with Elliot that happened with Joe that happened with Harold that happened with pretty much everyone that I was with when I was after you halfway through I was thinking oh maybe this doesn’t- I would just leave him even if it was going well I was just thinking no you know I think this is actually a bad idea and then I was scream out to you. I am sorry Lem. I am sorry sweetie I don’t think I knew what I was doing just now.“ says Lacey.

“ yeah and I was devastated and I was so devastated that I responded coldly to you.” says Lem.

“ what is really seems like you did is there a reason why you’re a miserable useless bitch or is that just fun for you?” says Lacey.

“ I your right no, we’re still together. I am sorry it was just devastating to see you with those people.“ says Lem.

“You know I’m sorry I’m not convinced you’re not just a miserable useless bitch. What right do you have to feel sorry for yourself at all?” yells Lacey.

“ what right do I have to feel sorry for myself? I see you think I’m just feeling sorry for myself?” says Lem.

“ I need your help I’m devastated and confused do I need to do? I really need to delete it every fucking emotion that I feel can you try to have some clue what I’m feeling at some point do you even know that I exist? Do you give a shit about me at all?” yells Lacey.

“ I also God 0K fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck it fuck it fuck him. Fuck any fuck any fuck fuck fuck fuck oh fuck any fuck ha oh fuck any fuck you know. That’s a very interesting point that you’re making your absolutely completely right. Oh fuck oh, fuck you know oh shit. Yeah, that’s true. Oh shit. Oh shit.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah so you kept getting something on the wrong slopes you walked up no complaints back to the top of the mountain got on the ski lifts. They’re in Mira blue by the way because I did I don’t think most people do that but you found a way up there Safely which is also impressive if you don’t harm anybody else and then you road to heaven because you realize that it was weird and then you’re wondering why I’m yelling at you for getting off of a slope that could’ve killed you and then you’re wondering why I don’t just help you Get off of the damn ski lift. Hey you’re right because you just keep flying around and around and around and at times I suspect you’ve given up on me that what the heck I’ll just ski down the slope or walk if necessary because you’re very good skiing, so you probably just slowed yourself down stopped and walked, you know that really actually is extraordinarily disturbing and you know that and I’m sorry what what what is happening it’s not even what you’re wondering oh shit yeah you know I don’t. How do you feel sorry for myself I don’t feel sorry for myself I really don’t I may be somewhat, but not in some colloquial you know pejorative way I don’t feel sorry for myself Which I’m sure you’re actually quite happy to hear it. It’s it’s just that I feel devastated.” says Lem.

“ oh, why why why do you feel devastated?” says Lacey.

“ yeah, this is no situation you would ever get into you really this is just not something that would ever happen to you. Wow yeah I have no idea. It’s like I’ve created the situation by not helping you I’m not just excepting the fact that you want me too, to help you shit you gave me an out you definitely gave me a total way to redeem the situation and I didn’t take it. I wasn’t able to to be honest if you’re illegitimate that’s your mothers fault if she had loved you or raised you you would’ve been able to hear me, trying to be helpful to you when you realize that you should be sleeping with other people or in a lot of other situation’s you would’ve heard me more caring about you even if she didn’t but no she just if she’s her mother, she didn’t care and they didn’t either not enough so you don’t hear you don’t hear my love because it’s completely cut off from you. Her evil combined with the Kennedys has made it nearly impossible for you to hear me at times. Actually it’s impossible at times possibly it’s that bad which is actually very unusual. Most people can hear human love on the other side, most people are so drastically violated to such a profound degree as you have been, which is why Diego attacking you was one of the worst decisions in human history. If there’s no illuminati, they had no business attacking you. You were elites your old money they’re insecure about it not all of them, but a lot of them are, and they can’t handle the fact that people who acknowledge them are not aware enough or honest enough for some thing, a to really be able to acknowledge some in appropriate way people like Queen Elizabeth might not have, and she might’ve been the final say, and she might’ve taken that authority with her and very few people live have it you might be one of them but it’s not something that you can just get by being friends with Kate and visiting Althorp and having Christmas tea in their living room it’s really extremely serious and that’s a tangent but no it’s it’s ridiculous I am I I don’t and I think that’s why the nursing homes have never pursued it because it doesn’t even seem like something worth pursuing to them. I think if they thought they were some thing honorable about it in the US they might but I don’t think they’ve ever been convinced that it’s honorable enough.

Katie J they they really messed up because you were already living of absolute doomed absolute Jim‘s life and then doubly cursing you to try to prove to themselves that they were superior was psychotic extraordinarily stupid and extraordinarily I mean psychotic isn’t even the right word for it.

And it was because you were looking for Michaels they have yet to really fully understand that that you really genuinely were just looking for Michael um, they don’t. They still can’t comprehend that they just they can’t fathom it they just can’t fathom it because then that means I have to be accountable for being very disrespectful to you. A lot of people have to be but people don’t want to be accountable for being so unfair that people have been so disrespectful to your whole life.

So yes, your family rather than I was trying to say is if you love and disrespectful to your whole life and know there’s you don’t understand what it’s like to be in my position. I know I created the situation. I know that it’s not really something you’re trying to do, it just keeps happening to him and then you don’t even know why because you don’t know how beautiful you are and that way which is Innoway the fault of the Perfume community because you really don’t actually understand and you actually are extraordinarily beautiful in a way that they’re not Very few people to ever live have been as pretty as you and you take things accurately and the illuminati can’t handle that because they assume that they have to be right. Eventually they have almost like a dogmatic theoretical theological obsession with his idea that they have to be right eventually. Oh my word. So that they can’t except the fact that they actually really totally screwed up and they should have been at least harassing you and threatening your life. They should’ve been trying to explain to you what was happening and maybe have gone over Diego‘s head and said he’s really upset his you discover the illuminati we talk to each other telepathically the CIA does that sometimes to you’re not schizophrenic will help you find a Doctor Who will explain that to you and that did happen but if we just if they just handled it, not we if they had just handled it that way and said no this isn’t schizophrenia, you’re psychic and we’re dead or you’re not schizophrenic and it’s just you just discover the illuminati and been cool about it. You’re a very cool person. You probably would’ve thought I don’t really care. I don’t know what’s going on. I thought I had found Michael essentially yeah and then yeah, that would’ve been an interesting conversation to have telepathically him where it’s just like yeah, you thought you found someone it was for this profound connection. No turns out that’s not true, but it’s interesting that you found them psychically in a sentence because of that suggests that frankly, you’re sincere, and that you really thought there was something supernatural and profound happening And then that’s like well. I guess that’s not what was happening so some people which makes complete sense they may have watched you and analyzed you and realized that you know you were a threat. You literally just accidentally found them there probably wouldn’t be a war in Russia, necessarily less if that was necessary for other reasons, there might not have been a pandemic you would have fallen down the stairs the bridge, and in Maryland would be fine. There wouldn’t have been a train derailment and who knows what else might not have happened. You would’ve eventually found me and most likely and realize that I was straight but other than that I don’t really know that there’s anything that would’ve happened that would’ve been all that drastic you might become friends with Queen Elizabeth, other than that, no it probably would’ve been a rather inconsequential sort of footnote and history of the illuminati like someone found us turns out it was an accident. It was interesting experience within social class became this huge contentious as she was started. Anyway, they handled it is probably one of the worst ways you could handle the entire situation I mean they failed miserably.

And you can’t blame wrap culture know you can’t blame him you happy careful who you blame. It’s Diego‘s fault I am I would not blame rappers. I don’t know if that’s where they’re going with this whole sadistic shit show that they’ve been running for the last eight years and that’s the thing if they’re if they’re too evil to handle being in charge, the whole world is going to start falling apart and already has in the last eight years because evil really doesn’t work actually not especially the form of pure self-annihilating evil that they seem to practice.

So the problem is, there’s absolutely no way there’s absolutely no way there’s absolutely no way um to get you to fully understand I guess maybe perfectly from my perspective home without gods help necessarily or maybe there is let’s see him so he so basically I I just feel devastated because I am yeah wow it doesn’t make any sense to you at all would you feel devastated if you were me like seriously would you even be there devastated?” says Lem.

“ no no I would not because I would know that it’s just sort of ridiculous and I would think this is absurd. I respect these men for loving her. If that makes sense to me, I would think if I actually loved myself and I was you I think that makes sense it makes sense that they love her so much, but I don’t think that it’s real high. I don’t think there’s something about that can’t possibly be real because she loves me more than she loves them and she’s told me that repeatedly the And suzanne know there’s something really weird going on where it’s like they they they they could easily love her and I think she loves them to an extent to point to point lot two point she loves them to appoint we’re being highfalutin aren’t way she loves them to appoint but that’s all and there’s really nothing more going on. It’s probably just bullshit so over there sake, and for her sake, I’m going to have to call it quits on the whole thing on everyone’s behalf and just sort of pull the plug because it’s not possible that she could really love them all that much considering how much she loves me and how much I love her it’s philosophically someone possible it’s a scientifically philosophically given the age of God and his goodness it’s very unlikely that she could really love them all that much so it’s sort of a rather tragic situation for her in a way more than anyone because I have a feeling that that would be very embarrassing for her to have to realize that she’s making a beat and total asshole of herself in a sentence no that happens such as to men it can happen everywhere it’s just something you just make a fool of yourself at times and that’s all there is to it but it’s not. It’s not how do I say that it’s not the end of the world it’s just it’s horrific and that’s why I am, and that’s why it’s not. That’s why it’s not really wise so just keep going on and on and on because dear girl is making a bit of a show of herself and have perhaps it’s time to go to pull the curtains closed pack up seats. Tell the folks to go home shows canceled. Thanks for everything probably not something that will be rescheduled in the future, it’s just off our end so sorry and that’s that’s really that’s really really really the only loving response that I can possibly think of. What are you doing? I’m just I’m just curious what exactly is it that you’re doing and why am I with you?” says Lacey.

“ no I completely agree with her. What the fuck are you doing? What the hell are you doing Lem!?” says Africa.

“ hey I just thought it was Lacey’s fault so I have been making it impossible for them to talk to each other for the last few years because I was so fucking convinced that she was an evil whore because you have no idea it’s been 8 to 9 guys and yeah, I close on the reason why it happened but I’m JFK oh my God you guys oh my God oh my God!” screams JFK from Hell.

“Do men exist or are you just the rat shit of humanity?” asks most women of men.

“Hong Taiji!!” screams Bobby.

“ no he probably was a man I imagine Bobby that was a real man. Yes, very good. I imagine that is example of the potential real man.” says an Illuminati psychic.

“ he is my father in heart and soul I am son of the great Hong Taiji.” says Bobby.

“ yeah I don’t think you’re his son sweetie but if there’s a big incarnation, that’s an interesting person to want to emulate.” says The Illuminati.

“ Hey I’m old what what I am what what am I doing? I am I’m trying to to take help a very bad awful thing and I am I’m making it more complicated because you say you love me you do you say you love me, but I do I just, I haven’t been sure that you do not have it and I know that you do I know you do but it’s not like that it’s like it’s like you’re extremely extraordinarily beautiful and and and they wanted to be with you and I don’t think you understood that and I don’t think you give two fucking shits do you think what the hell do I have to worry about that for? It’s not fun to you to be desired by man almost at all. I think you think it’s rather boring logical experience it’s not because you’re not straight you’re very straight. I don’t think they understand that anymore year it’s not that you’re averse to it it’s not that you’re bothered by it. It’s just it’s not really fun to you, I don’t think there’s anything fun to do about it almost at all I think it’s just sort of him. I think you think it’s a nice thing to do to get a tractive but I don’t think it’s anything more than that.

So then you think well no that’s nice for 730 thinking there while while the attracted to you while they attracted to you and I don’t think you have any idea what that even means because you’re so straight and feminine and female you’re genuinely a woman and you’re genuinely straight, so see you is just like well you’re so idea what that means I get the concept you might say I understand it means but I don’t. I don’t know why I should have to even worry about such a thing.

It is that you’re not aware of rape and all those sorts of things it’s not like that you’re certainly fertile or you were you’re in your 40s now, but no it’s him. It’s just stuff and nonsense to you and you think I guess you know that some thing between me and my husband, but everyone else what it concerns me if there’s some thing nefarious going on, or if they’re being inappropriate but if it’s not something of that nature, I have no idea why I should even have to worry about that beyond finding a husband which is why then you’re just constantly baffled who you belong to I guess basically what I’m trying to say, is that I don’t Have an excuse necessarily it’s just that I’ve been too hurt and confused to handle the situation in a rational way. I’ve been so overwhelmed with pain and sadness and grief watching you that it’s just been too hard for me to process through the reality of what I should be saying or doing, which is where if you were Scotia, I am Considine it all honesty, Scotia you might actually be better at some parts of warfare than I am. I am better overall than you, but I think there are very idiosyncratic parts of it that your pervert, possibly, possibly far superior at the overall thing I am, I am far better at, and then that’s where you think this is Matt even love me what even matters to him no it’s a total shit show. I gave you the impression that I didn’t want you know and then I gave you the impression that the only way to my heart was to be superior to me as a human, and if there was no way to impress me other than beating the shit out of me on a competitive level.

And this isn’t moving you I’m actually distancing you from me which is not intentional. Fuck oh fuck oh fuck any fuck OK do you know what you’re saying is true you really don’t understand and it is rather absurd him yeah you don’t understand and it’s just absurd so let’s just get down to brass tacks. I just don’t like the thought of someone being with you. It’s just so fucking painful to me. It’s just so painful it’s not, it’s not like it’s not like I’ll never get over it which is what I apparently keep telling you know it’s not like I’ll never get over it like genuinely over it but I think that’s why I’m I keep threatening you with her well so I keep threatening your existence to try to help me get over some thing that I did to myself Yeah I don’t answer. OK that’s why I keep doing. Yeah no I can get over it and you keep trying to help me you’ve spent hours trying to help me process this it’s it’s you know it’s really not about what you even want because you clearly would prefer to be over everyone It’s just the thought of you being with someone I just don’t like it.” says Lem.

“ Lem’s what would you have done if Michael hadn’t been killed by Jack or if Lacey and I were a suitable match or of her husband who she’s married to who is actually in love with her the way that a man should be. What would you be doing right now you’re dead if there’s reincarnation how do you Fitz is the reason she’s alive right now and that’s your fault I just would love to ask you what the hell what the hell do you want from her if she was in a normal marriage you’d be devastated by her every day would you still love her 40 years from now or not?” says Dr. Moritz.

“ hey yes I would actually no I would I would actually I would I would. I just ate I’m sorry it’s it’s apparently it doesn’t bother people the way it bothers me and her but it’s just so awful. Maybe she does understand except I have a feeling she’ll be far more rational about it, what would you tell yourself Lacey that I can’t seem to be able to tell myself?” says Lem.

“ really just that it’s total nonsense.” says Lacey.

“It is.” says Lem. “You’re not Jack. You’re…not Jack. Umm…so if you knew how much I loved you you’d not be doing it?”

“No.” says Lacey.

Later.

“So…you do sort of know…it’s silly now.” says Lem.

“Lem what the heck!?!” says his loving family.

“What!?” says Lem. “You know…I do know. But…do I seem…crazy?”

“Yeah!” says a member of his family.

“Has she been brainwashed!?” asks Lem.

“Well…I’m not supposed to have read this. But…I did. Somehow I have to think she was brainwashed.” he says.

“ I am you’re right I’m sorry I had you answer that question. I’m sorry as your relative that I’ve put you in the position I’ve put you in talking to journalist and trying to defend yourself and reality if you even know what reality is yeah and then there’s is murders these Billings murders that, don’t have anything to do with my family, which I’m sure could easily be connected to some dumb ass attempts to try to cover other bases and make it seem like I was evil and poor and in love with Jack. No they’re obsessed with that idea and that’s why they brainwashed my wife. I know that some people in our family believe in reincarnation that isn’t necessarily in the Bible if it is no she’s my wife and her kids are actually my children from the 1800s. They were my kids first but her husband already knows that we talked before he was born if there’s reincarnation, he’s literally Saint Augustine and I am Constantine yeah you had Constantine in your family which may or may not even be that surprising to you. I know I was supposed to be married to Scotia and she was never born if there’s reincarnation I’m sorry it’s not a lot and yet not a lot to handle. No I was straight forget everything else that you’ve heard otherwise, I actually really was straight I was I was heterosexual you’ve possibly been brainwashed to think otherwise, but no I was straight could you tell?” says Lem.

“ do you know if we do read this blog at some point or for spirits or just interacting with you? Somehow we’re mad at you to be honest a little bit I have a feeling Lacey actually might be able to do it why but no we’re little mad at you. We are we’re mad we were mad at you, she know I have a feeling she knows why ask her but we’re angry. We are very angry.” they might say.

“ so Lacey fell down the stairs a few years ago. How has her health been? Since then I mean really I’m over it. How has her health been since she fell down the stairs?” asks someone in his family.

“ well yeah that’s an interesting question see what you’re bringing up is an issue of what I am going to do if she dies within the next 5 to 10 years because she’s 40 she’s 40 she really is and no it’s been terrible. There are days where she has a hard time doing almost anything I mean she can do she’s spry right but I I mean I don’t know that her health is really with the demonic oppression of her life. At this point it’s not through any fault of her own and people attacking her and being anemic in the fall down the stairs. No, she has the health of a very healthy 74,75 or 74-year-old she has the health of a fairy 70 have a very healthy 75 or 74-year-old, since she fell down the stairs I mean ideally she could live in to her hundreds right but no it’s not been particularly good no I mean that’s her health right now she’s 40 but she has the health of a 70 year old that’s unusual because she’s taking very good care of herself she’s never smoked well. She tried a cigar once, but no she’s never smoked. She’s not really a drinker. She hasn’t drank for years but now she’s not really an alcoholic. I mean she’s drank a little bit here and there but she’s always eating very well she’s taking very good care of her self and you can tell in her skin just perfect skin but her actual health is about that of a of a healthy 70 something year-old and I know it seems like I’m in a movie forever young but no don’t think of her that way she’s not a weird person. It’s just a very bizarre situation, so no I’m sitting here in my living room with her or her living room but our living room and away and knows it’s nice it’s very cozy. Do you actually like it? I have a feeling that maybe someday in heaven you’ll be able to see it. I’ll probably change a few things but you could see the original if you’re curious, but no I’m yeah so you’ll probably see if you things differently than how it is now, but we might keep some of the original ideas, I mean it’s the house that her kids are growing up and our kids and I know will probably try to preserve that speaking of which they’re your cousins yeah I have two kids. I have a son and a daughter and there are others in heaven, but waiting for us that no weary there’s her through birth so I have a son and a daughter, so you have you have cousins who you’ve never met who don’t really know who you are either but you’ll play with them someday you can be kids again in heaven and you’ll play with them. I have a feeling I’ll probably be pretty close to both of them so that’s nice, that’s something that you’ll enjoy in the future. If you don’t read this blog, if you do just pray for us pray to Jesus and so you should pray Jesus anyway, but no pray, pray pray for us I pray for you, and if Lacey thought she could or should she pray for you to actually think she has, I I don’t wanna talk about Jack it’s not because I’m hiding something from Lacey It’s it’s because I just don’t think we should talk about it right now. I’m sorry that I shut you up if you ever were trying to say some thing about him that was a comment of irritation and I regret that at the time it seemed wise to me because I didn’t want you to get involved to some degree. I just didn’t want you to get involved in my chaotic, ridiculous life and if I ever did anything to hurt you or did you just otherwise I’m sorry I don’t think I did but I just have to say that if I ever hurt you in anyway or confused you I’m sorry no I was straight and I did ask you a question could you tell that or not?” says Lem

“ I could tell no I’m sorry I am not even a silly reading. This blog I could tell no there was times where it I mean I could tell I could just tell I could just tell there was some thing about the way that you were talking times or it was something with your mannerisms or just you I may remember sitting at the dining room table with you and eating dinner at least once and feeling like you should’ve had a wife with you or that you had a wife with you or do you that you had a girlfriend somewhere and it seems strange to me when people would correct me and say no he doesn’t have that. No, he doesn’t have anyone and people would sometimes explain to me that you had chosen not to do that in life in someway, shape or form that sometimes explain that to me, but it wasn’t it. It never made sense to me and to be honest, there are quite a few people in our family that felt that way, but there was something very peculiar about the whole thing and I know you don’t want to talk about Jack but I have to say it I did not like him and there were other people in our family that didn’t like him either. We always felt like he was sort of a snake and that he’s stolen him from from stolen land from us and it wasn’t jealousy. It was genuine suspicion that there was something nefarious and psychotic and sort of psychologically demented about what was happening, and we could never quite figure it out but we knew there was something weird going on and some of the comments that we’ve read are obnoxious people didn’t really know him like us. He’s in our family. He’s our family so be be very careful what you say about Lacey or really anyone else in this conversation because you’re not us you’re really not.” says a woman.

“ let you know you were molested, seemingly, and I actually think that makes sense I may not be related to you, but I might know your family slightly and know that makes sense to me. I just want to say that makes sense to me I I I have to be honest I might not even know them that well I better just grown up in the same area or have family that died and I, this makes sense to me no really, I’m not making this up I might have gone to this could be my spirit saying that somewhere my family might have gone to the same church even if it was a priest that Linn went to and there’s homes I wondered about the people grandparents other people in my family and wondered what made them tech and this makes so much sense to me that there was someone that prayed on them at some point they, they may have been very bitter angry people, but they had been in really loving marriages and it never made sense and I always thought why are these people so bitter because they’re so nice and I am nice and there’s no reason for this to make any sense you know it’s like do we have a personality disorder problem in our family know I would say that this makes sense to me and if there’s there’s probably some priest in Pennsylvania or Maryland, who did pray on them and probably prayed on someone in my family as well, and totally messed them up too they got married and lived a somewhat happy life but they were an absolute jerk at times, and it was never made sense, but it’s like they couldn’t handle certain kinds of vulnerability It wasn’t. It wasn’t like I have a feeling Lacey and Lemart like that, but people react differently they just do and I have a feeling for my relative that it was very it was a very traumatic thing and it left them angry at people in a different way because I think they knew they were being abused and so they decided that somehow other people were just really problematic in someway.” says another woman.

“ that’s that’s interesting. Yeah I felt very bullied. This is lame sister talking right now. No I felt very bullied while I was live to be friends with Jack. I feel very bullied right now not to talk freely it’s been like that for years. I have a very hard time saying anything my dad can say things at times but it’s very hard for anyone else to know, Jack composed himself on us. He imposed himself on my entire family there all the Kennedys dead that is not some thing that the liberal media ever talks about and I have to call them that I might be a liberal myself, but they are the liberal media and no they never knowledge that that there was a conflict between our family and the Kennedys they might have made it out to be us being crazy or backward but no, they never acknowledged the fact that it was actually really weird to us and still us probably because that except that sort of points to something being off about their story and love maybe being straight and being a victim of Jack’s narcissism and Jack being what what is it that they’re so afraid of admitting that love was straight I mean, is that really what it is I kind of doubt it I think it’s possible that they’re afraid to say that my brother was straight and that he was two sheets to the wind after he was abused and my father died. I have a feeling that that could be part of it but they don’t but they don’t wanna talk about how lost my brothers. Mine was after my father died, and he lost her money, and he was apparently brutally molested I mean, we didn’t really necessarily know about the molestation to be honest that might be news to a lot of people. I think we always just thought that he was screwed up for my father‘s death and from our loss of our money but we’ve realize, since that know, it was even worse than that it was far worse than that him but no it’s interesting because I’m not convinced that that’s actually even the problem. I really think the problem is that they don’t wanna talk about the fact that Jack wasn’t straight.

I’m not say listen while I was alive I might’ve tried to work with LGBTQ community but I’m not sure if that’s even my point right now my point really is more that they have a problem with it. I’m not commenting on it one way or the other, but I can tell that, for a fact they seem to yeah, why didn’t we never allow Jack into our family probably because Lum was straight and on some deep intuitive level being saying if we are we kind of knew that and we thought that Linn had lost his life to something. Totally free Quetion bizarre, because that’s what happened that that’s literally what happened my brother lost his mind and away and came to some really sad conclusions about life and himself and that’s a tragedy but that’s some thing that we’re not really talking about right now we’re talking about the fact that they are afraid if that’s ever discussed they’re afraid that if anything is ever discussed that was suggest that Linn was straight and just a little bit bonkers and not entirely aware of what was going on thinking that he was somehow going to be gay or some thing that would be what it would suggest that he didn’t instigate stuff with Jack you know what it what if he even did and he was bonkers that’s possible to it really is it’s not what happened but it is possible and it went really change anything it’s just not seemingly what happened what happened is that Jack was actually the one seemingly who started everything with one and you could say are they afraid of people finding out how manipulative and dishonest they are and I doubt it because that’s been written about for yours I mean, maybe that’s what it is but I kind of doubt it. We already know that their concert is essentially, I mean come on.

I think what they’re afraid of people finding out is that Jack wasn’t straight. I repeat I think with their afraid of people finding out was that Jack wasn’t straight. I think they are terrified of people finding that out. I really do know I I think they think that if they if we ever dealt until I’m psychology in a genuine way, and discussed the fact that there was something very weird about him and that is like what really was happening was he actually bisexual, OK and this is why maybe I need to back up it’s also possible that they don’t want to admit that he wasn’t in love with Jack. I think that’s part of it. I think they don’t want to admit that he really wasn’t in love with Bobby, he wasn’t in love with Jack Because I think that’s devastating to them. I really do I think they’ve taken that far more seriously than they want to be honest about so I think it’s really quite devastating to them to realize that no he was possibly never in love, and he wasn’t that he was never in love with any of them. I think that’s devastating, but I think it goes beyond that as much as it is if it even Ken and her baby that’s all it is to me they’re really just that devastated and wow that’s him very immature. I mean how old are these people and they can’t just get over the fact that it wasn’t a thing mean oh my word like people deal with that as adults all the time he just was straight get over it right? No that was just straight. He was very confused. I’m sorry he confused you get over it.

But then I feel like you could possibly do that and you’d still be angry and then that’s where I have to think that it goes it’s some thing else and my Siri is that yeah OK maybe there’s something personal that you can’t let go of maybe Caroline wants to think of him as her father, which is sort of stupid to me, but you know maybe Bobby has to realize that the childhood crush she had on someone wasn’t real And that it was just his delusions allowed him to think that anything could’ve happened in the US media feeding into that, but then what else is it that makes you people so upset you don’t have a psychic level it could actually be Lacey if if if you ever had the sense that you had if there’s if there’s reincarnation if you ever had the sense that there was a Scottish aristocrat, who could’ve married Joe with a title of her own who is extraordinarily beautiful yeah, that would be quite the cool and maybe that’s some thing that bothers you all. But but you know cause then what you were in the prettiest princesses award of the United States for eight consecutive know what I mean is it just like the Grammys two people but if it’s not that it’s not bragging rights in heaven or something over Lacey’s title if there’s reincarnation or even Egypt no I don’t think you might want breaking rights over the holy Roman empire to say that’s what I wonder if there is reincarnation did you guys think we have to pick one or the other in someone’s out what I’m gonna go for the holy Roman empire, because you thought that somehow Lem’s would have something for you people which is absurd and then someone else was like. What about Egypt? Yeah what about Egypt Egypt nothing to you know shake a stick ass and that’s for you. People are so stupid you’re so stupid because no, Egypt is extraordinarily impressive. It’s possibly in a way more impressive than the holy Roman empire. As far as breaking rights go I mean the Roman ruins are impressive, but they’re not the pyramids architecturally structurally no they’re not the pyramids the Colosseum is impressive but it’s not like the pyramids it’s just not the Sphinx is astounding it it really was an astounding empire. It was an astounding empire. It was an astounding kingdom I didn’t meet this woman started Scotland like yeah Bing the holy Roman empire of you know MPMM emperor of of of you know yeah that would be if that’s a very big deal it is a butt I don’t know why you would think that he wouldn’t be in love with Scotia and what the hell did you people ever even do if he’s Constantine what the fuck makes you think you can compete with Scotia she started Scotland and she’s hot as heck and they were already married and you think that he’s going to give that up to be with Jack Because Jack swim in Japan yeah I’m pretty sure that when she was starting Scotland, she swam occasionally in war, she led the battle. She started the country. She came all the way from Egypt to Scotland on her own volition. Jack never did anything even remotely fucking close to that you people are ants trying to make love to the statue of David. It’s so fucking stupid.

I think there’s some people who just wish Lacey could’ve had a better relationship with her in-laws because I think if she had just been in their house in Swickley things would be so much less creepy. Not just it. I’m just saying that because they her in-laws had a very nice house, they did in Swickley and it’s sad because she came so close to visiting them before they moved and it’s not the same. It’s just not so no it would’ve been nice if she could’ve been in their house just once just on a scientific level I have a feeling that would be easier for her to breathe right now And that somehow it would be a little things would be better if she had just had that opportunity but that’s not what happened do you know thankfully Jill did talk about their house to Lacey though and Lacey. Did Lacey did see pictures of the house Jill sent her pictures and I think that it’s self my might have been helpful. You’d be surprised when you’re in a crisis situation how many things you regret and how many things you’re thankful that you did correctly.

So the thing is I think that’s where people are a little decrepit and they’re understanding him. Yeah, it is not a criticism of the Schiebels necessarily it’s actually more that I just don’t understand how people don’t get it you’re being bamboozled. It’s weird how Jack has very little of a relationship with us, and yet they had this close married union or something or this profound friendship why did we never acknowledge that I was a universalist Unitarian possibly I was very liberal at times I don’t know why you would think that I couldn’t be friends with Jack or anybody in that family It’s not saying the only thing that makes sense is that I either snubbed them and then you can’t say he was a poor Episcopalian if I snubbed them or you could admit to yourselves that you’re full of shit he was not a poor Pisco, Palean, and it actually looks a little weird. Why probably because Linn was straight And Jack was not.

Lamb was probably very fairy straight and very confused at our family knew that and Jack was not Jack, who is probably very close to gay. Jack was probably very close to gay. Jack was probably very close to gay. Yeah, Jack was probably very close to gay.” says Lucretia.

“ very very straight by the way, is what she said not very very straight but no, I’m just curious why is that so upsetting to you why is that so upsetting to you to hear that Jack was not straight why is that so upsetting?” says the CIA.

“ is it because Jack was married to a woman and was recorded by historians as sleeping with a lot of other women too.” says Caroline.

“ Carolyn, why does it bother you to think that your father might’ve been gay and that Lem might’ve been straight?” asks Lucretia.

“ because being gay is kind of no one even reads this fucking fucking blog anyway because being gay is embarrassing OK no one reads this blog. No one‘s going to know other than some dumb woman probably in Los Angeles or where is it Las Vegas I don’t even give a shit she’s just some poor Hispanic bitch, or maybe Casi reads it I don’t even know who the fuck reads this blog OK like seriously who even fucking reads this blog I’ll tell you why because it’s embarrassing to be gay you you know you think my family is so progressive hell no we’re not my father is not a faggot. Eww!” says Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg.

“ I never called your father, a faggot Carolyn I’m simply saying that your father might have been the one who instigated things with my brother, and that my brother might’ve actually been straight and that your father might’ve actually been the one who was more homosexual do you have a problem with homosexuals? Do you think they’re all going to hell or what?“ says Lucretia.

“ oh no I am sorry I am not interested in this conversation because I’m not going to go there. I’m not I’m I’m not talking about you know with some Christian stupid fundamentalist from South Carolina thanks I’ll personally was raised Catholic and I am of the opinion that it’s not likely that homosexuality isn’t anything other than just perversion and evil and pretty much everyone in my family thinks that, we just never talk about it openly with each other anymore because you can’t say stuff like that I mean Joe Biden thought that too he still does to some degree. A lot of us aren’t even pro-choice I mean are we weren’t but no it’s like I I don’t want to talk about that because in all reality no I I just I don’t think I don’t think that homosexuality is right. I think it’s probably evil and wrong and I think the only people that are that are probably people who are degenerates or who are evil or who are just you OK it’s a it’s a it’s a Mel adaptation it’s a mutation ask Bill Gates ask anybody who’s worth a fucking shit they will tell you that behind closed doors. This is what we say it is it is not normal. It is a male adaptation. It is a miss adjustment in the Evolutionaries process so it’s the sort of thing where it’s like you’re not supposed to be able to have kids anymore or something I don’t know and that you know my father had me and I am me I love myself I mean my God I was the ambassador of Japan, so no I mean oh my God like it’s really not likely that it’s super not likely that it’s like a thing because it’s not normal I mean it’s like he my dad had kids he had us you know he had two kids who died but that was because my mother smokes I mean she smoked and then when she had me and my brother we didn’t die I don’t know. I guess she didn’t smoke as much or something or she took vitamins I don’t know, but she had me and my brother and we didn’t die and then the other two did because she smokes but no it’s a bell adaptation it’s a mess adjustment in the Evolutionaries process so men like my father could have kids, but then like lame couldn’t, which is why his kids that are with Lacey now had to be donated by somebody else because they’re not they weren’t capable of coming from him because he was a fake it OK and I love faggots they’re the cutest, sweetest people. They usually kiss my ass because my father was Jack and we’re kind of a big deal in my family but but no, I mean they kiss my ass all the time. Gay people love me I’m super popular in the gay community. Everybody in my family is because of our love for Jack no because our love for lame excuse me because of our love for them so I’m not like saying I’m anti-Fagus or anti-whatever the hell you want to call those people you, but like that’s not my dad all right that’s not who I am that’s not my family.” says Caroline.

“ hey OK this is going to be an interesting conversation Caroline are you really this much of a bitch because you come across like the most pretentious stupid ass fucking bitch I think I’ve ever heard potentially in my entire life are you really this retarded? I just have to ask you that.” says Lucretia.

“ do you know I think Ploen would’ve made a very good doctor and then he could’ve marry Lacey and they could’ve lived in Pennsylvania nearest Swickley and they could’ve had horses and taking trips to the mountains and then in the summer they could’ve travels and fish and somehow I think that would be very pretty.” says the Pseudo Intellectual Father. He may be feeling uncomfortable. Or someone else is.

“ OK well Caroline what is it that you feel about things dear do you feel as though do you do you feel as though do you feel as though you are a retard Caroline or not?” says Lucretia.

“ no I’m not a retard I believe that homosexuality is just a degenerative disease and that’s pretty much what everyone of my family has always said behind closed doors that we’re thankful that none of us are gay. It’s just weird when you try to take family pictures and there’s someone in the family who is openly gay because they always mess up the picture, it’s like what are they know the men in our family lawyers were khakis and polo shirts or that sort of aesthetic they never usually wear anything that’s loud.

So our aesthetic is one of heterosexuality women are straight men are straight in my family. None of us have ever thankfully had that problem you know there’s and people who have cheated there’s been people who’ve had a hard time and ended up being involved in inappropriate relationships with minors, but there’s never been someone who has, thankfully been gay. No we’ve had a lot of homosexuals fall in love with us, but I’m shot the only one I mean a lot of women have fallen in love with women in my family.

*silence*

You can keep saying that it was you know lamb who was the one who dark was the one who started you know things actually know you can say that long I’m sorry I’m distracted. I’m trying to buy some thing you have to hold on that man it’s complicated.

Hey, so OK what I’m trying to say is that there’s been a lot of men in our family who have been involved with gay men as friends and counselors and advisers. There’s been a lot of men in our family who have operated in a sort of friendship type of situation that has been quasi-romantic, but it was never full-fledged because we’re just not capable of that we’re not capable of being like that that’s just not our vibe.

How do you know we’re incredibly straight people were incredibly good looking and rich and white and Catholic and Irish we’re so freaking Irish you know we have alcoholism in our family. We have a lot of people who have addiction issues and that’s just some thing that happens sometimes and Irish Catholic families you know even in the most wealthy ones from Boston right I’m so funny but but we’ve never had anyone in our family who’s gay that’s just never been a servant something we’ve ever had to deal with.” says Caroline.

Later.

“So what’s the joke?” asks Lem.

“The joke is that…Jack is almost gay. Lem is hilariously straight…and almost in this committed monogamous relationship for eternity from the beginning.

But…

The Kennedys in their rush for the…British Pot O’ Gold…(that doesn’t exist)…they trip and fall on the 3/4 Compromise. Because they don’t have any clue what the 3/4 Compromise even actually is… Why? Because….they’re Irish. And the Irish all are pretty much immigrants. I don’t think there were almost any Irish people here who were writing the US Constitution. There might have been a number in the south…but…I’m not even sure about that. No…the major Irish influx came after the US became a country. So…they adjusted to what was already here. And the Kennedys were definitely a part of that post influx. Even the Fitzgeralds came in the 1800’s, I think. So…they don’t really know the US Constitution like natives.

Why do they really trip and fall? Huh. …Why didn’t they recognize Lem was straight and Lacey was deadly trouble?

Music (feat. Marvin Gaye) by Erick Sermon plays.

They don’t understand. They just…don’t understand.

I hear Music by Erick Sermon and the Holy Spirit moves me. Truly. I hear so much. I hear the soul of America. They don’t.

Because that’s because ‘I was here.‘ Or was I here? Please help me Jesus.

Why did the Kennedys die…on the 3/4 Compromise? Because. It’s a compromise? Because it involves math? It sounds so smart.

It sounds so smart. The 3/4 Compromise. And Joe Kennedy Senior…identifies as smart. First and foremost they all believe they are…smart. And…Ireland was dying. When they left Ireland was dying. Literally. So…they adjusted. They left Ireland and embraced the US Constitution. They wholeheartedly embraced…AMERICA.

Who did they all cheat with? Really? The American Dream. Maybe? Maybe the American Dream.

But the Blacks were here first.

And I highly suspect that’s always threatened them on some level. Do they play up to the Blacks? Do they kiss their asses? Do they sacrifice them to Baal? Do they sacrifice them to an Irish deity?? It’s perplexing.

And that’s where they…start to get funny.

Because…why…really…did they hate the Jews? Because strategically speaking their absolute confusion over the issue of Black Lives Matter…which is endemic in their family…is a huge problem. Because they decided that success in the public eye was their path to the American Dream. They should have sided with the Jews. The Jews were their guides. And maybe Bobby Kennedy Junior knew that. But…they generally haven’t. And even if they marry Jews…they still have a tendency to…antisemitism. Even Bobby Jr.. Which…means nothing about their DNA. They’re not loyal. They’re loyal in a way…but it’s like loyalty to a team in Basketball not in war. War requires intergenerational loyalty. And honor. And integrity. You can’t betray your pop or your son. And they can’t betray you.

Gangsta Nation by Westside Connection plays.

Nah. See…that’s the problem today. People don’t understand that. You can’t betray your kids. *Lacey laughs*

America isn’t a basketball game. You can’t get the American Dream with a plastic sports ball. The Kennedys…love sports. Football? They have the impression that America is a game. But America is…a country. It’s a country. And countries require war. Not just football. Countries are…products of love and war. And maybe war is a very often a product of love. The 20th century forgot that or lied about it or got confused. ‘War is a product of evil in the hearts of men.’ the 20th Century said. No. Not…really.

Why?

Because…if the 3/4 Compromise is bullshit because Blacks are fully human…then war happens through possession. And you can’t possess land…unless you care about something. Right? You can’t create a country or anything without love. War is started by evil possibly but it’s not ultimately a product of evil because…you wouldn’t have anything to fight about without love. Nothing would matter. Nothing would ever happen. Nothing would be possible. The only would be…evil. And evil is actually very dematerializing.

I don’t think…Ireland is completely unaware of this all. But…my guess is that at least symbolically the 3/4 Compromise was…far too baffling for the Kennedys and combined with their inherent sin issues they were…toast. They couldn’t process it all.

So…they decided…heterosexuality was ‘their big thing.’ And thru made it…everything. It’s their mascot. It’s their color scheme. It’s their…aesthetic. And…I guess…for Lem…it was pleasant. Maybe even a sort of…safe haven at times. But…it’s evil. Because it’s…perversely impossible.

They aren’t really that heterosexual. So it’s all a lie. …And lying is almost always wrong. So…they…made a brand that would eventually kill them all. One by one. All at once. It was deadly to them and anyone who took their brand too seriously and too far. They’re very toxic.

But DDT killed bed bugs. Right? And it was so popular in the 1940’s. People loved it. …So…it makes sense that that’s when they too rose in popularity. They seemed so cheerful and effective. Sexual but not…messy.

Right?

(Adult content below)

Jackie was…sexy but androgynous. Jack was supposedly straight…but he was never in a bad mood the way Lem is…when he doesn’t get sex with me. He never ‘whined’ about Jackie wearing lipstick. And Bobby’s jealousy was…so…heated. But where were the tears?

No. Jackie never had to wear matronly swimsuits to the beach to hide her boobs. And Lem (who’s straight) appeared as a gay male character.

In reality they were so not straight. They were…shift wearing, booty shaking to The Twist…ironed polo shirt wearing…women playing football barefoot…child bearing Catholic…not straight people. Really…was anyone else there actually straight other than Lem? Who? I’m not sure anyone completely is or was? Not completely.

And what is their undoing? The 3/4 Compromise. Because Skippy Handelman is Jewish. …Skippy Handelman is a Jew. …See…I’m…really bothered by the 3/4 Compromise. 3/4!?! Why 3/4!?! That’s so stupidly arbitrary. I don’t care what the reasons were. Legally or quasi-scientifically. It’s…absurdly arbitrary. Because you’re delineating the validity of something’s humanity. That’s an extreme scientific statement. My word! Wow!!! They based a whole country on that science. Can you believe it!? The WHOLE US IS BASED ON THE 3/4 COMPROMISE.

*Native Americans laugh*

And while some people…like me read that and thought it was weird they didn’t.

Simen Jóhannsson was suspicious. The Nesheims were suspicious. Lots of people were. Lots of people were.

But…unlike me…The Kennedys had no problem with it. No problem…at all.

Gangsta Nation by Westside Connection plays.

And that’s…rather dangerous.

No. They read the fine print. But…Joe Kennedy Junior struggled at Harvard Law. And Jack got shot while his brother was the Attorney General. They…miss the point.

Lem do you get the point? What is the point?” says Lacey.

“Yeah.

I wanted to be straight. And…I just wanted to think Jack was going to be my friend. Once he got married.” says Lem.

“So what’s the joke?” says Lacey.

“They miss-

So…they…are too evil to see the pitfall of the 3/4 Compromise?” says Lem.

Empire State Of Mind by JAY Z plays. It’s so loud it blows off Maeve’s head off if she’s a bad mother.

“Well…maybe bits of you aren’t being ridden on, Maeve. Given the shipping crisis.” says Lacey. “You are still in the water.”

“Yeah. You can’t get out. Not once you disintegrate at all.” says science.

“So they ride you. Is that sexual or not?

Lem. Is it sexual to a point?” says Lacey.

“I can’t say.” says Lem.

“Why not? I thought you controlled them!?” says Lacey.

“No. They controlled me.” says Lem.

“Do they still?” asks Lacey.

“No.” says Lem. “I’m dead. Thank God.”

Shimmy Shimmy Ya by Ol’ Dirty Bastard plays.

“But you controlled them!!!” says Lacey, mockingly.

“3/4 male?” a dead Black man asks Lem.

“It’s just 3/4. How much harm could it do?” asks Lacey. “Or is that 1/4 the death? What are the stats?!? You all love numbers. Do tell!!”

“The dick is the math!” says an actor.

“So so what is the point of anything I say what is the point I bet if I ran Egypt they’d cut off all the tops of the pyramids Lem because I have no point. I have no point. I have no numbers I have no dick. I’m not equipment or am I at the point was I the point of your life? I thought you were the one that was supposed to have a point not me or what was the point? I can untangle all of that I guess so to summarize the joke is this they are too Irish to be Irish Jack is gay and it ruins the whole show, the Kennedys aren’t American they’re Irish. They pretended to be straight people but they weren’t and then they’re evil so it’s funny. Where aren’t you laughing?” says Lacey.

“Because. What’s so funny?” says Lem.

“How do you- Just you do not have a sense of humor? Or are you in love with Jack? How do you not get how it’s hilarious?” asks Lacey.

“ ohI don’t I don’t think it’s funny. I think it’s sad that you have to ask me if I was in love with Jack. No I was not. I was never in love with Jack. That’s not why I don’t think it’s funny. I don’t think it’s funny, because I was never in love with Jack.” says Lem.

Lacey laughs at him.

“ how is it? Not funny I mean here you are trying so hard to be this good person if what you’re saying is true if I understood you correctly you were trying so hard to be a good person lol you’re trying so so damn hard or is it just trying very trying really to be a good person, doing your best thinking you were gay thinking that you needed to be gay to be honorable going so far as to imitate gay men if I’ve understood you correctly, mimicking them studying how they talked, studying their ways, realizing probably at some point in college or maybe even before but I would bet in college or in your 20s that gay men tended to like interior decorating I don’t think you were interested in interior decorating until you were older and had some gay friend who was interested in it so you took up interior decorating, and if I was married to that’s actually absurd you have almost no ability to decorate a house, almost at all, if I was married to you, you really don’t actually understand proportions or colors or moods in that way possibly almost at all which is why you chose an apartment and arguably I would say one of the most depressing parts of all New York City. And I don’t mean that to be cruel I hope but if I am really Tom’s biological daughter and we really are from New York I have a very strong suspicion that I know New York and I just I feel like I’ve been to that part of New York, and that’s not a place where you’d want to live, it’s a part of New York where you’d want to maybe shop at a bookstore or maybe you live in your 20s if you were an aspiring dancer or an actress possibly a photographer or writer but I cannot imagine that you’d want to live there if you were a businessman or really, almost anybody else Because there’s something inherently depressing about that part of New York I don’t even know what it is off the top of my head necessarily it it feels to me like it has something to do with cows. I don’t know if they were cows that were slaughtered there, but I’m a little worried that there were I’m a little worried that that’s where they kill the cows Before they eat them, I’m a little worried that that was part of someone’s pasture and that that’s where they killed cows and that there was that there’s literally the blood of cows all over the ground in that area and that’s not a place where you want to be maybe if you were a writer or photographer or a dancer or something like that it wouldn’t be as irritating on a spiritual level because you just think this is temporary. It’s just a dead cow I can handle it But living there day and night in your 60s when you’re depressed bad idea bookstore yes the United Nations probably not to be like perfectly honest with you. I’m not sure if that’s really the best place for the United Nations or is it depends on how you look at it maybe but if I’m right about what was there? No, that is not a place where I’d want to live, and how do I know that it may not entirely even be spiritual I might just pick up on it because of my my interior decorating ability but that’s where I don’t think you are gifted I’ve seen the inside of your apartment. It was very depressing one your interest in early American furniture is sad Sweetie your ancestors were dying of plagues and diseases. Why would you want their furniture or the furniture of somebody who wasn’t as poor as your ancestors or I mean why isn’t your furniture or if it is your furniture? Why the hell do you have it you don’t have kids you don’t have a wife and you have Bobby shooting up on your ancestral footstool I mean how fucking depressing is that that’s not good interior design that’s hell. I know I I find I find the whole thing disgusting and I’ve been waiting for you to figure that out. I thought you already knew I’m not a man I’m not jack and I’m not a bitch. Why the hell would I be happy about all that are you gay or are you evil or what?

Oh, and that becomes funny because it’s so damn depressing and I’m a Christian I believe that Christ redeems things and I know he does I say in faith in which case how is it not just a really funny joke because it just is it’s a really funny joke I have a sense of humor I’m not Jack and I’m not a narcissist Somethings are so dumb and dark that they become funny it’s almost like things become too stupid and evil truthfully be possible anymore and then that’s where I have to laugh at you because if you love me sweetie or even if you don’t but definitely if you do, I would think You’re too stupid sweetie for me to take you. Seriously it’s just too fucking stupid love I take you seriously I respect you as much as I can but I can’t take you seriously and that’s part of how I’ve endured this entire thing waiting for your explanations for how you were straight I didn’t know what they were off the top of my head necessarily even if I’m reincarnated, how would I remember? I don’t remember I reincarnated if that’s even true, but I just knew there was an explanation possibly partially because of my sense of humor because it’s just so obvious right now I’m people are trying to kill me because they’re so offended by me, especially Bobby and I love to just shoot him and put him out of his misery but I cat, I’m not even sure if that’s the right thing to do and I’ve asked God several times in the last few minutes, so I’m going to die from what he’s doing to be spiritually right now and seemingly I’m not it’s absolute physical misery that he’s putting me through because he’s jealous and he wants to suck your dick and make you in love with him but he’s too stupid to realize that that’s all that is that he’s psychotically of sex that sexually obsessed with you them and jealous of me He’s a total fucking loser and that’s why I would love to just kill him not because he’s evil but because he’s too obsessed with you to function at this point you were never in love with him it was obvious but he’s too stupid sweetie and too much of a loser to understand that It’s a part of me as a human would like to shoot him a note without that was heroin deer with a gun seriously part of me would love because he is trying to kill me and suffocate me. If there’s an illuminati part of me, would love to to take a gun permit to his head and just kill him. Well I know really Yeah I’m just being honest with you if there’s an illuminati if there’s not then then obviously this is not true but if there is an illuminati, yeah he’s trying to kill me because he’s sexually obsessed with you. How do you not get what that does to me I I can’t in good conscience be with you necessarily, don’t trust you anymore because of your actions sweetie I’m being statistically murdered and then you’re expecting me to be faithful to you sexually that’s repulsive. If you didn’t realize that oh there you go you’re so demented and useless to yourself that you were forced your twin flame to sleep with other men And yet I still love you and I’m still hopeful and trusting that you can work this all out because I know you and I know you’re capable of that but it it’s absurd sweetie. How is that not hilarious and and no I mean poor Bobby boy he’s really trying to kill me right now it’s a very weird physical experience. It feels like I’m being smothered from my throat up to my up to my nose, it’s very bizarre. I don’t know what he’s doing but he’s definitely trying to astral project himself into my body to kill me. Is he having someone choke him or is he holding his breath? I don’t even know what he’s doing but he’s trying to kill me and it’s really it’s quite comical but that’s where I feel bad for him because it isn’t even going to work and then I’m recording this on my blog and frankly he could get shot very easily if there’s an illuminati, if there’s not well then don’t shoot them in my name if I end up dead, I don’t know what to say maybe you should be killed so if this actually ever worked you eat, I don’t think it would be out of bounds to consider to consider killing him it might actually even be legal assets. It would be capital punishment for his sadistic, torture, torture, and murder of an innocent woman out of some sick sexual obsession that he had with her husband I mean, essentially that’s what it is he’s murdering a woman’s. He’s murdering a woman slowly and sadistically because he’s sexually obsessed with her husband. That’s what he’s doing well he’s trying to run for president has a moral authority. And no, I feel so terrible for him and I just think can’t he just can’t because he can’t shoot himself in the head. I don’t think he I don’t really cognitively. Don’t think he’s capable of it with his personality disorders, and his other issues I genuinely don’t think he’s capable of it And I don’t know why someone doesn’t just shoot him in the head. Sincerely, I can’t get it. He has been so annoying to people for so many years. I don’t understand how he still live entirely but he is and so it’s just all rather funny to me I do have to ask you though sweetie. How did you never manage to kill him with heroin? It’s so easy, let me walk you through it.

So here’s what you should’ve done you should’ve said Bobby we’re going to get very full tonight on dinner and he would’ve thought what the hell is he talking about and you would’ve said we’re having Italian it’s pasta and he would’ve eaten it and you could’ve gotten some really stinking good lasagna And then he could’ve had a whole heck of a lot of lasagna and you could’ve said just go sit on the couch put your feet up and let it all digest. That’s I mean common and then you could’ve said listen. I don’t think you should probably drink anything because your stomach is so full, and then you could’ve said why don’t I just give you a little more heroine than usual and then there he goes he’s dead so simple you take the needle you wipe it off you give them a lot of heroin a whole heck of a lot of heroin. Yeah, you shoot up him with the heroin and then you give him more after he’s already high With the same needle easiest pipe and then you wipe off your fingerprints, put it in his hand and just sort of push him onto the sofa them die go back in the kitchen and clean up the lasagna and then scream and scream. Oh my gosh Bobby, what did you do, and then you called 911 and you report an overdose and you act gay and panicked and terrified and that’s the end of Barbie. Did you think of that or not that came to be literally off the top of my head as easy as can be, did you think of that or not?” says Lacey.

“ no I didn’t think of that. I was always trying to calculate things in a different way.” says Lem.

“ right? Well that’s the problem sweetie. I can think of things like that off the top of my head because my father is Tom Banks and we’re brilliant and that way possibly it it’s just so flipping obvious to me it’s so obvious and I I just I don’t get how people can just think of stuff like that because to me it’s just so fucking simple like writing a novel is simple like writing a constitution simple like cooking is simple like raising kids is simple. Lotta things to me are really simple like extraordinarily simple when I’m not being suffocated it’s just so so simple but then stuff like what you expect me to remember I have no idea what you’re talking about. You’re asking me to remember what happened during sex in a way that my brain just I don’t know what you’re talking about. I have no idea what you’re talking about, I’m not trying to be perverted or weird. My father might have as a man but I I don’t know I don’t know I have no idea I have no idea we’re talking about some Matt I think men tend to know more than women what you’re talking about but I don’t in general as a person, so I am sorry I’m not enough of a peasant I’m not a man and I don’t think that way I literally have no idea what you’re looking for me to tell you and it is exasperating because you’re a possible worthless piece of shit and you never seem to ever actually make me feel better about that and that’s a problem because you really are I mean you should be, but I am very understanding about it and then meanwhile, you’re expecting me to account for something that I am not physically, necessarily even capable of telling you and not because I’m stupid because I’m not a peasant I’m not a man and I just don’t think that way which is possibly perfectly fine not everyone is the same person, so I have no fucking clue what you even want me to tell you.” says Lacey.

“ yeah, I decorate like Donald Trump. It’s not good no and honestly I don’t think he does his own decorating kit. He doesn’t have bad taste necessarily. I don’t know that I do either, but if I do, it says a man is it it’s as a stereotypically straight man and you know that the Kennedys never understood that about me. They never saw how bizarre early American furniture in Manhattan actually is, no it doesn’t make any sense. It really really does an early American furniture is much more connotative of Massachusetts. There’s no reason why I would’ve ever favor that in a loving way. It actually really doesn’t make any sense, but they always reference that like they know that part about me wouldn’t really that’s it’s just an insult to themselves with to anybody who actually understands decorating or history it’s very embarrassing that they always bring that up to them or that they used to bring that up. It just proves that there’s some thing very fishy about the whole thing but but but here’s the thing why why why why am what do I expect you to remember? And you know I hope I’m not expecting you to be mad if I am or a peasant or someone who things differently if I am expect expect if I’m expecting that from you, I feel like it’s no way that is innocent on my part and so what am I expecting I’m expecting him I am expecting for you to send him OK so let’s use a dancing analogy when you and I slow dance age I drew hi dammit I draw you in and sway you back-and-forth and hold you close and it’s sort of my move you know I I think I miss you think I’m expecting for you to give me the play-by-play dammit I’m expecting you to give me the play-by-play of what they do to you and how that affects you. Do you know what are their moves?” says Lem.

“ I don’t know that I entirely remember. I’m not sure that I entirely remembe. Lem are you gay are you gay? You’ve got to be honest with me are you gay? Were you gay?” says Lacey.

“ I know I wasn’t gay they made it impossible for you to hear me just like they’re cutting off your voice right now because they don’t want you to be able to talk. And yes, it’s primarily Bobby. Who’s doing that to you he’s had a sadistic obsession with you since he was a teenager possibly and it is no coincidence that his wives all look like you it isn’t necessarily proof of reincarnation, but if there is reincarnation, he is perverse he is totally obsessed with me. You’re right, it is as a bisexual probably and no he’s very obsessed with me to the point of profound psychosis possibly if he’s not straight him and I was, I know that they’re so upset obsessive that they have a literally brought you to the point where you could literally die spiritually from demons, suffocating you Trying to figure this out because they’re so obsessed that they’ve literally crossed everything that they can cross done everything that they can do to obliterate your ability to hear the truth other than through God in the Holy Spirit and and that’s because they’re not operating on a Christian level they’re using witchcraft because there’s no godly way to do what they’re doing what they’re doing is evil. If you died, I would say Bobby is at least 60 to 70% responsible even if he’s not the one that does it if there’s no limit on it even if there’s not he might be at least 50% responsible if not more which is horrible that’s at least manslaughter to some degree, he’s very fortunate that you’re not that high Cheryl would be considered the laughingstock. If she’s not if she’s serious about him, people would cease to take her seriously and that might even be after we have nuclear war Ethel would be considered one of the most disgusting woman to ever live potentially know they will go down is not a joke is probably the most demonic disgusting family to ever live.

OK, so no I was not gay.” says Lem.

“ and you’re not now?” says Lacey.

“ no no I’m not.” says Lem.

“ all right well, I vaguely recall Louis, deciding that I should pretend to be a secretary. I am Joe was Joe was very forceful, but I don’t know what he did Joe Senior got tired. He literally got tired halfway through Saks and had to stop and think about what are used to it and that’s when he started referencing Janet. I have a feeling he probably does that during sex frequently where he stop and read he stops and recalculates, like it’s some sort of puzzle for him to figure out and I won’t be surprised if he actually I think he did bring me to orgasm once and that was when he started breaking about Janet and away and I think I think that for him may have been a tell I get the sense That he did things with Janet that were similar to what he did with me but that had a different effect because he was more in love with her and it just worked out better that way so I’m not sure that he has any great technique he’s kind of a dud But I think he falls in love with people at times a, and loses his mind and decides to make love and then falls out of love with him. Probably a week later because he’s really not very bright and he’s sort of dishonorable but I don’t think he has any great technique And Elliot has technique no part of that it’s just sexual experience and when he was married five times I have a feeling you slept with more people than just five women and so I think he just understands to be perfectly frank with you female genitalia in a sexual sense I think he just knows how things work Logistically speaking so I don’t I there’s not I don’t know if there’s a technique there’s so much is just his G is genius and I’ve talked about that very intentionally for over a year. Who else was there Michael oh, Michael, Michael lets you feel special and loved, edit manifest sexually him, but I don’t frankly know that it’s all that astounding compared to most men when it comes to what they do when they’re decent men and they’re in love it’s gonna be astounding because of who he is as a person but I don’t think there’s anything about what he did that was particularly unusual so much is just he’s not an unusual person Harold had a sense of humor about the whole thing. Harold was both romantic and funny about the entire thing so he made the whole thing. Kind of funny. You know there was some self deprecation, but it wasn’t because he’s not attractive or adequate as a man it’s just I think he I think he he takes himself seriously, but I also think he thinks he’s a little bit dumb at times and so maybe out of some insecurity but also possibly out of his own genius he just sort of made a joke about the whole thing. Um I don’t understand what you’re looking for though because this is just sensitive already shared it’s like I slept with these men it made sense, I don’t really have the energy right now to write on this blog why I thought feel logically that it made sense to sleep with them. I had reasons I would hope that you would know that and I would hope that other people would understand that, too, that I am that deep and moral of a person and Christian that given the situation, I thought that it morally made sense to sleep with that, so no it just made sense and it really just made sense to me and I’m not sure that it’s a Studios People I think it is I have a feeling that that’s why it’s so annoying to me because I’m a very honorable person but you keep calling my honor into question and I have no idea why what are you looking for?“ says Lacey.

“ honestly Lacey I am I am ready to kill you and kill our kids and kill Mark every day. I am ready to kill you. I am so sick and tired of you, not being in bed with me in a way that is more tangible for both of us I hate when you die you pass over and I’m with you and you can see me in a way that you can’t right now and I am so sick of it. I am so sick of having to deal with Jack. If you and the kids and Mark or dad, we could have so much fun. We would have dinner at my parents house and dinner at your parents house. I mean Tom of course and he’ll be nice. You could have Swedish meatballs made by Selma and no and a lot of other good food too. I know it would be so nice. Your dad could hold his grandkids and your kids would finally meet their Grandfather, and they’ll be fun for them because I have a feeling that they would take him instantly and it would seem strange to them that they were ever alive. I know my kids and you do too and if they died if you all died to know that’s how bad things are, we’re yes if Lacey and the kids died I’m sorry Jack my kids would think to themselves why were we ever alive? Not why did we exist? Of course we exist. God wanted us to but why were we alive and we would have to explain to them why we were alive or why I was dead and Lacey was alive. Their mom my mom was dead alive and dad was dead end it would just be stunning to them and we would be dealing with that for a good 1020 years just repeated conversations because this is the time to grieve their boomers and they would never quite except certain things that we said and it would take you 1020 years and then they start to believe it like the little boomers that they can sometimes be and then we would really find out what they really thought about it. It would be interesting to hear what they would come up with at times. Our son would have opinions about his generation as you know they like to talk about that so we would hear about his generation I have a feeling he probably would probably yes knowing my son knowing our son he probably would spend time in Vietnam. Just trying to understand what his friends went through a and our daughter would probably be a doctor.

Oh, and I just I can’t stand it because it’s like you really have no idea you have no idea what I’m looking for and I suspect that’s possible that they just aren’t me and they don’t love you the way that I do and you can’t figure out why I’m even thinking about it then it’s like why would you even think that these men would be making love to me that way And then I have to remind myself that you were with them because you didn’t think I was in love with you and that there was no other reason for you to be with these people so your sole reason for being with them was because you didn’t think I was in love with you otherwise you would’ve never been with him And then I suddenly realize how dumb the whole thing is. I am in love with you profoundly and they’re just in love with you so there’s nothing like that. I think it’s kind of like you went to Burger King because you were starving and then I keep searching through the trash for your leftovers and you said no I had a hamburger and fries, I was hungry I had a hamburger and fries and I’m like but there’s gonna be leftovers and you’re like no I I know I had a hamburger and fries I don’t know what you’re looking for. There might be some catch-up but that that might know that there probably isn’t even catch up, sorry I don’t know what you’re looking for I can see than why you’re asking if I’m gay it’s like you for some leftovers like what? Why why why do I need to ask these questions repeatedly over and over if I’m not gay and no I’m not. I think I am looking to try to figure out Where the leftovers are and then it’s and then it’s like no I I think I think it’s I am I think it’s a problem that people have thought you were Jack because I think that’s part of how you’ve ended up sleeping with people you’re not Jack at all and you’re not really actually that interested in sleeping with people other than me And you’re not really like them so I think you’ve been asking them questions and even misunderstanding you it’s like why is Louis grabbing my hand it’s like because I’m in love with you and then the illuminati has sensed that and encouraged him to make love to you, or Margie has been used by the illuminati to confuse you. I’m not quite sure how to explain it to you, but I’d be getting to realize that this is sick And you’re right there’s nothing there for me to really be all that threaten to hurt by necessarily there’s just not much for me to be threatened or hurt by I mean yeah you were with someone else, but does it even count it does in a way not in a way it does but I’m not sure how much considering that it was bizarre so yeah it’s it’s it’s like it accounts accounts but I’m not. Yeah I’m not convinced that it counts as much as they normally would and I honestly I think that’s part of what irritates these men is that they feel like a little unsatisfied at times it has been painful to them, and then I am harping on the whole thing and it’s sick and I can see why Michael got involved. I can see where some of them think. Maybe we should just try to be with her because how old is it makes sense that you keep bothering her about this it doesn’t it’s not what you seem to think that it is.” says Lem.

“ yeah so what is this thing that you’re looking for?” says Lacey.

“ I just I don’t wanna share you with other people it’s just added to put it succinctly yeah I don’t wanna share you with people.” says Lem.

“ how do you know the problem is I’ve had to share you and I’m being killed, so why are you so self-righteous about this?” says Lacey.

“ do you think I should be more humble, not hurt less or even less angry at you but just a little more humble?” says Lem.

“ yes, it seems like you should be a little more humble.” says Lacey.

“ oh, yeah you’re right crap yeah no you’re right. I’m trying to humble myself because you’re right I saw my dad but I can’t be translated through all these demons. Trying to kill you clearly enough for you to see it as easily as I’d like you to but no I am I’m I’m sorry I am I’m really sorry, I’m really sorry I am. I know you’re mistaken. I am oh fuck, I actually really was in love with you probably more than you realized probably a lot more than you realized. Yeah no I was a lot more in love with you that I think you even understood you tried to write about it in a way that was beautiful, but I think you understood 70% of what I was actually feeling at most and you thought that was an exaggeration a vast exaggeration of reality new thought no I think I’m probably potentially just thinking that this is how he feels. This isn’t necessarily how he really feels is it maybe it is we’ll see over time um and so we know we’ll see overtime and then and then like I guess you only saw 70% of how I even felt and so who you thought I was feeling probably 20 to 30% of what I was feeling maybe 10% and you still don’t even really know and now you think it’s maybe thing 5% of what I was feeling do you think I’m feeling maybe one to 5% of what I was feeling And you’re being faithful to me and loyal to me as much as you can based on that small one to 5% well based on that based on your own honor based on your trust and love in Christ and that I am obsessively criticizing you it feels like for not for sleeping with other people what did you think we had? What did you think we had?” asks Lem.

“ oh, I thought I thought that we had something extraordinary something very extraordinary potentially.” says Lacey.

“ so it’s all potential it was all just potential?” says Lem.

“ oh, yes, pretty much I mean it was it was happening, but it was also potential at the same time it was like it was happening, but there was something also very sort of contemplative about it sort of like the moonlight sonata it’s not intercourse it’s a sort of meditation on something that could be something far more grand in time.” says Lacey.

“ hey yeah OK so you thought this could be something astounding. I’m madly in love with him or you never even thought that?” says Lem.

“ oh no, I never even thought that that’s just not how I experience it necessarily not anymore when I was young I used to realize how in love I was with people and I did I used to have that realization I did with Mark and I don’t know why are used to have the realizations like that when I fall in love with people, but I don’t have them anymore I don’t trust people enough to have them anymore. I just don’t I I care about people I am capable of falling in love, but I used to realize it because I trusted that there would be someone on the other side, potentially in love with me who I was dating or who I was interacting with, so it was like wow I’m really falling for this person. I’ve got such a crush on them or wow I’m really in love with this person and you know, but no, never met never admitted to having feelings for me when they did or they just didn’t so I have nothing left in me potentially psychologically that allows me to still think that way so it’s like oh yeah that’s true. I could be a lot but we’ll see, we’ll see.” says Lacey.

“ oh OK well now that makes sense you’ve explained this to you before so the idea the idea is that you you don’t you don’t you don’t die do you ever think about that anymore you just think well if it’s there it’s there so you felt madly in love with me, but you’ve told yourself to shut the fuck up, but not not swearing, but you just told yourself to shut up because it’s like no we can’t talk about that with people it’s not safe, so just shut up you say to yourself kindly it will see what happens. See you didn’t actually think that, but you experienced it. Were you madly in love at all with anyone else?” says Lem.

“ was I in love with anyone else I Wilitty is the love with Louis. I was in love with Harold. I was in love with Elliot. I was in love with all of them. I still am slightly but oh well.” says Lacey.

“ yeah well it sounds like you’re handling those feelings extremely well that must be pretty weird or what is that like?” says Lem,

“ it’s baffling because I think now why am I feeling this? I mean here I am fending for myself being suffocated and then I’m supposed to sort through the moral integrity of you while you’re a ghost and I’m being killed by the illuminati except not at the same time and then all the sudden Catherine has an eating disorder. Oh wait no she has cancer and Charles is dying of cancer and Bobby is running for president and trying to kill everybody and then I’m supposed to sort through without being dead as Dr. Morris yells about how there’s no end times I’m supposed to sort through whether or not you’re in love with me how do you not find yourself repulsive and that way?

I don’t know what you want me to say I am sorry I am boring. I’m sorry that I am so fucking smart and I’m like a library to talk to. What the hell do you want for me? I’m a fucking library I apologize.“ says Lacey.

“ OK yeah that that that’s really him. Yeah there’s a lot of information there. OK no I hear you. Fuck it. Shit it’s just made sense. It just made sense. Oh shit, it just made sense. OK no you just up with people. Because it really just made sense. and now it doesn’t make sense and so you’re not doing it um, OK so then it happened to you because of Jack and I didn’t prevent it because I’ve been so wounded so to speak but I couldn’t protect you from sleeping with other people and then I’m angry at you about it and I kind of know that.” says Lem. “ Jack I need you to try to understand something. You might literally be an idiot compared to Lacey like an actual idiot not just metaphorically you might like literally be almost retarded compared to her you’ve gotten away with a lot of stuff because you’re stupid and lovable but I I was never in love with you I didn’t really even love you. And to be honest, I should’ve never said that I wish I died before I said something that stupid. No, it was some of the things I said, or so when I was drunk, and I was trying to make sense out of my life and say things that were pleasing to people, but it was so fucking stupid because I didn’t even mean in a romantic way, but it got interpreted that way and I knew that it might But I didn’t really know what I was saying it’s like yeah but I don’t really mean it that way and what even is love no, I mean I had the dumbest discussions going on in my own head. I was so lonely and so fucked up because I never had a companion. I never had someone to talk to you was actually you know an actual companion to me I was never in love with you And you got to understand something. I wish I had never met you. I’ve told you that many times, Jack and I say that because I can’t stand you I can’t stand that you exist if I could torture you and smashing your skull every day until the end of eternity. I might do it and make it boring after a while, but I literally can’t stand you that much, you are that personally offensive to me that you exist I’m not either I haven’t made love to you you’re insane you’re bat shit fucking crazy to think that I have made love to you ever but also most certainly since you’ve died I have not had any sexual interaction with you since you died Jack in 1963 you’re living in an alternate reality possibly because you’re not in the best place with God and he is not actually allowed you to understand reality Yeah and I don’t think that was supposed to be coddling to you but people have violated God I know I’m sorry it’s sick. We never made love you’re in Saint Jack you’re absolutely bat shit crazy I was never obsessed with you. You were obsessed with me possibly I was never obsessed with you, yeah you imagine that entire thing and convinced other people of it I was never up SAST with you you’re a fucking freak I wish that I had smashed your Skyland not taking pictures with you and rode on your little bitch fucked up, jack ass shoulders, and your scrawny little shit body I hated you And your tiny little fucked up dick in my mouth. You had a fucked up tiny dick. You’re a disgusting person, but you dress really well and you had nice hair and you had decent blue eyes and so you could be very charming like a little snake but no sweetie I was never in love with you, there’s no love for you here Jack quit feeling sorry for yourself. You’re like a parasite message Jack, you are the aids virus. I would be the slightest bit surprised if I actually accidentally Conderid aids when I died because of what happened to me because of you, jack you could be the reason aids exist. You are about to casting of a human being that you may be the reason AIDS exists. You should have died when you were a child potentially that may have been the most merciful thing that could’ve happened to humanity. We shot you for a reason do you need me to go on? I need all this it’s not love it’s not is that that I hate you so much that I’m in love with you in my case sweetie that’s bullshit I actually really genuinely can’t stand you.

And at that God makes Jack cease to exist. Jack literally does not exist. In this moment I do you do Jack does not. Lacey is not Jack reincarnated. Jack literally does not exist in this moment he existed, but in this moment in time, he does not exist exist. I was never one with him Lord willing nope I don’t think it was but no jack in this almond does not exist. I don’t miss him. Lacey might slightly I don’t know that’s part of a perverse he is because Lacey actually does miss him and then that’s a problem for me and then that’s why when he comes back, he harasses us because Lacey cares about his humanity and then he uses that to attack her. He’s a disgusting person. He really would’ve been far better off dying in childhood before his father could do more harm to him but that’s not what happened and then I saved his life and you know hopefully something good can come from it, but yeah, getting back to the discussion that I was trying to have with Lacey.

Super the problem is Who is super like to leave him somewhere, but he sleeps with everyone. He gets sympathy from saints and literally he gets sympathy from people that it’s disgusting and then he connives his way around. It gets away with stuff even in the afterlife and no that’s why he’s been in hell that’s why he’s used to exist, and because he he literally can’t handle existing he’s so fucked up that the earthquake in Japan was definitely potentially caused by him. I don’t that’s part of the reason he’s used to exist and started season to exist was that he caused the earthquake in Japan yeah and no I mean what what are we supposed to do? We can’t babysit him constantly, so yeah I know Bobby is a part of the reason why he’s so problematic the whole Kennedy family is there very problematic but getting them and people who love them in a way that’s delusional and psychotic are problematic to. It’s OK to admire them as long as you’re grounded in reality if you start admiring them in a way that’s perverse high and you’re an adult if it’s problematic so anyway I so anyway yeah Lacey I guess basically I am. I’m looking for you to tell me that you knew that I knew which is insane. I have no way of That oh I mean no I can’t tell you how much I love you without telling you that, so yeah you didn’t know add then it’s like you just didn’t know and then what happened doesn’t count entirely because I guess you you don’t think it matters YouTube you’re very to be honest you are different than a lot of women and someways so so it’s just You’re baffled by those feelings you have for Louis you find a very baffling and concerning very deeply disconcerting, but you don’t but you don’t think that there but you don’t but you suspect based on what you’ve been told by me that they’re rather inconsequential at this point?” says Lem.

“ oh yes, yeah I am pretty sure that they’re sort of a fluke and as long as those gentlemen are all OK and happy without me the note would have to imagine it’s just sort of a weird glitch.” says Lacey.

“and why is it a glitch?” says Lem.

“ because it is sort of like wisdom teeth or I imagine there’s either it’s not going to be off the top of my head, but I have to think that there are other glitches. There have to be a decent number of glitches and it’s not directly tied to the fallen world it’s not like you can say hey, this is, this is evil or is it but it’s it’s more like a glitch Lego sort of bizarre door that leads shoe some sort of secret tunnel leads your room down the hall and you think yourself no that could be useful. It could also just be a very stupid dangerous thing and then you start analyzing it and you think oh that was put there in the 1800s by somebody who thought it was fancy to have secret passageways this person has no idea what they’re doing with architecture and it’s clearly just some very stupid little glitch in this house I could get rid of it but it’s it’s really disconcerting at a certain level to get rid of it because I’m not 100% convinced that it’s a glitch but it could just be a sort of architectural glitch.” says Lacey.

“ I know OK I don’t think it’s a glitch. I think you had feelings for those men how was how is that a glitch because those feelings matter or do they not matter at all?” says Lem.

“ how can you ask that? Do you want me to go be with those people? Do you think I’m an idiot? It’s a glitch you’re not standing up for me you’re insulting me potentially.” says Lacey.

“ well but feelings always matter?” says Lem.

“ that’s very rudimentary dear yes, they do. Im a little above that possibly yes they do always matter. Yes they do. Yeah they do you think I’ve analyze that I don’t lie to you like Jack did you stupid ass if you think I’m him.” says Lacey.

“ how do your feelings not matter what the fuck is wrong with me that’s not even what it is OK so they do matter and it’s a glitch which is how it’s a glitch because they do matter yeah OK they matter but then it’s a glitch because they matter OK so it’s a glitch because they matter.” says Lem.

“ he yeah I was thought that would been obvious I wouldn’t I mean it’s just it’s obvious.”says Lacey.

“ are you supposed to have those feelings for them?” says Lem.

“ what is funny you ask that how is it like sucking Jack’s cock?” says Lacey.

“ I said it was like butter at one point didn’t you know it wasn’t quite like that, but that was the way I was explaining it I was trying to explain how lacking in sexuality it was to me in and away how gross the whole thing was in when I think about it there’s something about that that doesn’t quite work out and it’s heartless. That was a heartless thing to say the way I said it to you and it wasn’t quite what I was even trying to say, but that’s the problem so then I am gonna take that as a no that you’re not supposed to actually have those feelings for other people.

To be honest with you I’m beginning to realize that that is a wow OK so our because of what happened with Jack and how defiled I was I did this to you too and now because of what’s happening and how awful they’re still being you have been evil to develop feelings for people who you were not supposed to develop feelings for because I was so defiled by them up and they’re still trying to defile me and they’re still attacking us because they’re still attacking you and I haven’t protected you. You’re able to develop feelings for men that you know it’s not supposed to have had your not supposed to have ever had I’m not supposed to have ever so basically you know that and you thought you were thinking oh golly I’m not supposed to even have these feelings for Louis. I’m supposed to never have even slept with him And you’ve been telling me that for over a year and you’re exasperated with me because it’s absurd that I don’t seem to ever get it. What is it is this is it really it’s just sick because it’s been interesting being in love with with Michael, maybe you could’ve married him, but he did die And it doesn’t really actually make sense for you to be in love with all these people because they’re dead so in a sense I was supposed to just emerge and explain myself to you right off the bat, possibly and they prevented me from being able to do that and then I sort of came out in the wash That it was me because it’s God and you’re a Christian and if I’m not in hell, so as I was in as the problem, you develop feelings for men that you didn’t want to have and I’m not sure they really wanted to have them either, but then they’re men and so they’ve handled it like a man and then I’m expecting you to be accountable for all of that and then I’m expecting you to know that and not think that I hate you and that I’m actually in love with you.

So basically, it seems as though I I yeah I know I’m in love with you we’re together we were not I really, I’m actually I am in love with you. The end I really actually I’m in love with you and the Kennedys exist primarily annoys have on wishful thinking there they’re really not saying potentially I mean they are. They had the money but a lot of it they’ve always try to accomplish is pretty much, just bullshit. Jack was it rather uninspiring senator and he was a terrible president, and no they’ve never done particularly well. Ted was decent. It was overplayed. He did do a good deal work and he he was a senator. I don’t know that it was anything as astounding as they made it out to be the whole line of the Senate thing is sort of farce, but I think he was. I think he did work he did he did do work for those sort of overplayed. I don’t know what the fuck they were even thinking, calling him a lion he was never a lion I mean, maybe being Irish he understood how to make a speech or something but I mean there’s a lot of other senators that were far more powerful, and effective than him that were never really played up by the US media frankly, to the detriment of the safety of the US And it’s a little weird hope sussed the media has been with the Kennedys and it’s not normal him so all that being said am I wasn’t really this is really trying to say all that show a no there they’re gonna have to let go eventually and I don’t know why they can’t just accept the reality like normal adults But no I am OK so you have feelings for people now that you yeah you have no idea what to do with him or you that’s not even it it’s not a bother me and you’re just like why are we? Why do we care it’s just a glitch.” says Lem.

“ yes yeah I mean no shit.” says Lacey.

“ you know it’s really perverse Lacey is that there are literally thousands of people listening to this conversation right now both dead and alive who think they have more of a right to your feelings than you do and they have very little to say for themselves right now because they’re not normally that insane but when it came to you, they become bat shit fucking crazy and they can’t accept the responsibility of why they’ve done it or what that means about class and poverty and United States and their inability to accept the responsibility as people but they do.” says Lem.

“ I think it’s fascinating that you’re writing this old out in a way you’re mocking maternity because it’s long-winded and it’s real and this is actually conversation and it’s not really something people have a right to have an opinion about and it’s not a famous blog who is really not some thing people have a right to have an opinion about. May I ask you? Why are you doing that?” says Lem.

“ because if there’s an illuminati, it’s very weird that Jack is trying to possess my body and destroy my life. Do I need to keep explaining it isn’t fucking obvious a lot of these pretensions were horribly violated and if you think I’m going to sit here and let him do this to me, oh you have another thing coming sweetie and I am horribly sorry that you were born if you’re that stupid.” says Lacey.

“ I don’t know if anyone has a right to claim that they had a right to be born if they go around, violating the rights of dead and living human beings for their ego in an incredibly petty way. Yeah, if your idea of sanity is to go around killing and murdering people to somehow feel better about your hairline I really don’t know that you have a right to claim that you should have lived past childhood.” says Lem.

“ and so anyway I guess I’ve had feelings for Louis Hill Junior and I’ve had feelings for Harold and I’ve had feelings for him and other people to that I don’t know what to do about him. I guess they’re sort of a fluke and it’s insane I just saw it. What do you? What is it that you’re looking for me to do about them? They’re just kind of nuts. You know they’re sort of nuts. Your feelings, and if I’m with you for eternity and I am the no I don’t want to be with those people I just have feelings for them and it’s just sort of silly. It’s not really silly. It’s actually quite sad but I mean that’s just the nature of the fallen universe there’s not much I can do the fallen world it’s like well I mean we’re gonna do and it’s I’m not gonna act on it that would be a bad decision. I did that turns out I am with you, Susan there’s no reason to act on it at all I don’t want to. I’ve already said that I shouldn’t have to say it again but then I don’t know what exactly does I’m supposed to do other than just ignore them, and let them sort of take their course and poop fill work that way out so to speak nothing to terribly worry about I’ve gotten over a lot of people in the past. It’s not that difficult to get over people you just get over them. It just takes a little time but you can give me if you can get over people really it’s not difficult.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. But I don’t want to get over you.” says Lem.

“ oh, that’s nice. Do you think you ever will or not?” says Lacey. no I doubt I don’t want to and I never will you know Lacey I am I’m just beginning to wonder if you know what I’m asking you if you can’t get over me because I refuse to get over you because I love you profoundly unspeakably and you can’t get over me I can’t get over you. How does it make sense to sleep with other people?” says Lem.

“ I didn’t know that one that’s that’s part of the problem I didn’t know that.” says Lacey.

“ but it shut off, so so then you you had knowing thing of it if you knew it all then how did it make sense?” says Lem.

“ I don’t think I did if I did how did it make sense for you to sleep with Matt? How does it make sense for there to be no illuminati attacking me there are great many things that don’t make sense anymore. God still makes sense me talking to you as a ghost doesn’t really make much sense, the fact that I could be Scotia and then Mikal‘s attack is my explanation to myself him slightly doesn’t make sense. I don’t think you seem to get it. I am I’m innocent lame it it it just doesn’t. I mean I’m innocent.” says Lacey.

“ so no, that makes sense when you say how does it make sense for me to be with men? That’s an interesting explanation it doesn’t make sense it made sense to me, but it doesn’t really make sense because on a certain level I should have known that it was absolute bullshit and I couldn’t figure that out so then, because what I did was so profoundly irrational in a deep sort of way I mean it made sense to me. I thought that I was gay, but Innoway it was totally insane, and so based on that level of insanity and sort of a psychotic violation of reality, and then the evil that came from that guy, you might wonder if it actually suddenly makes sense to sleep with someone else because you’re being murdered and I was murdering you, even though I didn’t really know that no that’s incredibly rational you’re right it. It makes sense because of the profound lack of rationality to what I did in a very intangible way I don’t wanna call it not intuitive because it wasn’t like I turned off all intuition I might not be the most intuitive person. I am intuitive design degree but on a level I’m not maybe the way that you are and so I am artistic but I might not be as intuitive as you are and so then it’s like I knew that I wasn’t gay in a way, but I didn’t think it mattered because I thought that I was just a man and that men are all just attracted to women to some degree and I wasn’t sleeping with lots of women like Jack. I know you just thought I’d send it that it just made sense based on that where was I being a rational because no, it made sense to me. I think you can tell that where was I actually being a rational.” says Lem.

“ this is where I have a hard time with you and I can’t quite figure you out. It’s on an artistic level you might be very good at intuiting art or understanding art but it seems like you don’t really understand art and I’m not sure that Jack really does either and your praise, for his art was almost an insult to my soul to be perfectly honest with you.

I let you off the hook with that one because I don’t think you genuinely. I don’t think you necessarily meant that against me. I would take it more as some sort of accidental slip where you were falling in love with him even if you were straight but I don’t think that’s it. I don’t think it’s either. I genuinely think you accidentally gave him a really evil compliment that he did not deserve and then called it Jack Kennedy art and what the fuck even if you were actually being patronizing and ironic that was so fucking stupid.

Oh no what what the where are you were irrational is on an artistic level, though potentially you should have noticed how miserable your life was there had to have been countless hours were you sat alone, staring at a wall or staring at a television thinking to yourself why am I so miserable? What’s going on? There’s a Moon out tonight it’s beautiful it’s dark there’s stars there crickets tripping probably it’s warm it’s July. It’s 10 o’clock and you’re in Tennessee by yourself and there’s no one to make love to. There’s no woman to make love to. There’s no one to take on a date there’s no one to go driving in a car with there’s nothing, other than staring at a wall, staring at your own hand, or talking to some boring asshole who you don’t find attractive and you don’t love because any man really any person who you’re not in love with and that way or attracted to is obnoxious to listen to endlessly, even if you’re a fascinating person when you really just want to be with your spouse, there’s nobody entertaining at all when you’re in that mood other than that person and I don’t understand how you lived through night after night after night of that for 65 years or not really more like quite 50 years or 13-65. I mean however long it was you endured that and it never occurred to you that that was weird and atypical there was some thing strange going on that’s not a homosexual experience Lem’s necessarily and even if it is a it still should’ve occurred to you that there was something strange about it it’s not, but it is even if you thought it was rather it’s still should’ve occurred to you that there was something bizarre it should’ve occurred to you just on an artistic level isn’t it is a person it should’ve occurred to you that there was something very strange going on. Do you know people don’t have to sense in some abstract philosophical way when somethings cold they feel that they feel that it’s cold, your sadness had to have been that profound. How did it never occurred to you that that was weird and you could say oh I just blamed Jack Kennedy and then in my 50s I hated them well OK but that doesn’t actually explain it there’s something weird about it like him. There’s something weird about it. Weird, it’s not normal you can’t just explain it was like oh it’s just Jack Kennedy. No it should’ve hunted you. There’s something really profoundly creepy about it. I have experienced it most of my life and I have a feeling other people in my experience and things similar occasionally. It’s very creepy F Scott Fitzgerald probably experienced it. It’s not normal. It’s weird, why did that just go totally over your head. Why did it never occurred to you that there was something bizarre going on in your life that to me is a rational people can say oh people do you know if you’re single don’t feel their emotions enough or they’re too rational no, I beg to differ I am I think people who feel that way and then ignore it or somehow someone irrational because it’s right in front of you. It’s not really rational to ignore it.” says Lacey.

“ I am I I don’t think you understand I, I masturbated, but it wasn’t a normal way. I thought I was gay and so I conjured the idea of a woman who is actually you whether there’s reincarnation or not I thought of you, so on those Moonlit nights when I was alone, I was not really alone in my mind because I thought no I’m a man and someday I’ll just create this woman when I’m dead maybe gotta let me if I can’t. I’ll just make her and I didn’t make you butt and I thought I’ll just make her and I’ll just make her my wife and heaven and I’ll be happy. I’m not Muslim but I’ll be happy someday when I’m dead because I’ll be straight and I’ll have a wife and it’ll be glorious and I’m not Muslim but that was the thing I thought I’ll die and have sex with a woman but right now I’ll just think of her and so I thought I’ll just think of this woman who could theoretically exist maybe she even dead, because she’s a ghost maybe maybe she’s a ghost maybe she’ll exist in heaven and then no I didn’t feel so alone because you do you do exist you were going to exist and I’m like you I wasn’t told when I was 15 that you were a lesbian and so I knew that you could really be mine in a way that you’ve never experienced so I don’t that was how it was different than what you’ve experienced so I was like no I’ll be fine. This person could exist exist someday and I did feel the loneliness but it took the edge off. It really took the edge off and I’d get drunk too so I get drunk think of you essentially oh and then I minimize that and gave Jack Credit instead of things to Jack I was never alone he is the reason I never got married, no he’s not. He’s part of the reason I did that because he kept bothering me. I did that because he brainwashed me into thinking I was gay but but I was actually straight but I tolerated it because I kept thinking of you and then I gave him all of the credit and so no I felt that for a minute and then I just handled it by thinking of you, but she was funny as I say that to you and the unit realizes it’s actually a rational because I should have realized that there was something bizarre about the whole thing it just least slightly him off, so why didn’t I notice why I was like that irrational? I do perfectly honest with you it’s because I was that infatuated with you. I just didn’t care him you were my pornography I mean you I was obsessed with you not Jack I know you’re not Jack. I was literally obsessed with you. people might not believe this, but no, really, when I was home alone in Tennessee or home alone anywhere Because there were a lot of nights when Jack was not bothering me so to speak there a lot of nights when I woke up alone in the morning to because in my mind, I had I had people to do things with you know it’s like I was being held hostage by this extremely wealthy family And I was doing all of this expensive stuff living in this lavish life to some extent at least and my family loved me so my family love me and then these people were obsessed with me being with them so I would be going everywhere with them and so I had things to do and I worked and then my family had my family I thought it was gay. And so Jack was obsessed with me he would. He was very much always in my face. I hardly had time to realize how lonely I was so it’s like he was always in my face and then I worked at family and yeah I would call people the Kennedy family and talk to them And catch up on everything and oh yeah, so yeah catch up on stuff. I and that was my life but then why didn’t I realize how lonely I was in the in between time in between time yeah well because I really because of you, it’s like well that’s what I was really straight and I had this ideal woman in my head and it’s like I got her in my head when I was a teenager, this ideal woman and it just it’s like what would I do when I was not on the phone and I didn’t have anything to do well if I was alone yeah I’d masturbate if I was lonely him get drunk and him get drunk and I am it was very satisfying frankly, if there’s reincarnation you were actually there and we were actually sleeping together but I didn’t know that so it was like well