“The Greek System” by Dmitry Anathkopolis

anemone by slenderbodies plays.

Lacey wakes up next to Skippy Handelman. And Scotland becomes one of the most scary and untouchable countries to ever exist. It’s untouchable.

If you were a straight girl who would you pick? Lem is arguably far better looking. And more fun. And obviously sexy and straight. I mean if you were as intelligent as Lacey and I are you’d see it too. *he shrugs seriously* But she’s… See that’s the thing. …We are smart.

Skippy is looking into your soul. Skippy and controlling you in a divine way that God may have ordained for a man to do with a woman. Lem is too busy trying to “have fun” and look homosexual to have his eyes open. So you look at him and think: “Yeah.” and then walk off. It’s…

Lem you offer nothing. Even though you’re obviously straight.

The song plays.

Turns out if Lacey was at all right attracted to women she’d be with Greta Thurnberg or Queen Elizabeth II and that’s the thing…Lacey’s really not…vile. And those women and her have had no sexual relationships at all because Lacey is entirely heterosexual. The Queen might have been too. Greta might not be and she’s made a few passes at Lacey but she’s been incredibly respectful to Lacey and Lacey respects that. But no. Lacey just isn’t attracted to women at all. And Greta might even have someone anyway. So…there’s no problem. But that’s a problem for living people because they can’t stand that there’s no problem.

“You ‘being with’ Greta or Queen Elizabeth is proof that Lem actually existed and was straight.” say all living adult people. “And I understand that it’s absolute nonsense…but to the weak, evil peasant Illuminati her mere existence is horrifyingly threatening.”

See….Lem’s wife…could theoretically be with grand women of enormous esteem and splendor like Greta. But…she’s just not attracted to women so she’s with a fictional character who’s…better than him but looks almost just like him in every way. And he…isn’t…him.

“Is Skippy a 10?” asks a man.

“It’s inconsequential. But no.” says Skippy.

“I adored you. You were my everything.” says Lacey to Lem. “‘My whole universe’ revolved around you.” She thinks. “In reality though. Not just in evil fan fiction.”

Back in 2016 the Illuminati said, “Listen! We hear them attacking her!!”

Who? Demons? Satan? Possibly dead humans and demons. And they were viciously attacking her so…the Illuminati felt, given the circumstances, that they should “follow the light” and act in accordance with what they were “explaining about Karrie.” And they heard some sympathy from the Dead Kennedys so they let Bobby talk to her nicely once while she fought to have an antibiotic to prevent her from dying. She’d had her impacted wisdom teeth removed (without anything but local anesthetics) while they tortured her with telepathic thoughts that would have driven most people insane…and that made them so angry they sent demons to infect her gums and hopefully kill her. But she noticed a weird taste and so she went out of her way to make an extra appointment after the procedure and was given antibiotics and survived.

Anyway…they’ve had it in their heads for over eight years that she’s a chosen candidate for “a spiritual extraction procedure” at their superior spiritual guidance. So yes. Daily, constantly for over eight years someone has been talking condescendingly to her spirit somewhere or directly to her through telepathy…to “fix” her. Except there’s nothing wrong with her in that way. …However she has discovered a lot about herself in sad ways through their kindnesses. And yes…their kindnesses are…mixed with evil in some people…but the Rockefellers are tough as nails. It’s their nature. And they have enough common sense and intelligence to not be so stupid as to not be actually accurate and actually kind. And Queen Elizabeth II was the same as them. To some degree Mohammed Al Fayed was too. He understand Lacey to some degree and while he was alive she felt loved more as a human and her brain could think better.

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So Scotland didn’t make up the idea of Scotia and the cows deck if he’s Jesus and he might not be but if he is then you guys Denton Wentz, Scotia and I’m sorry but she doesn’t look black. They really they didn’t. They actually looks pretty white in Egypt frankly, Elizabeth Taylor was not poorly cast. Lacey looks something like Elizabeth Taylor, and her coloring. I mean they were tan or darker than that, but not that much and I’m sorry, but I think you might be surprised by how white they looked in Africa was possibly a very diverse continent and someways Because that’s where most of civilization was so so then a lot of the white jeans come from Egypt possibly or thereabouts or do you know something along those lines so we’re talking long time ago and evolution is a thing potentially, so oh no she was very beautiful, and Egyptians were pretty genetically superior But but is Mikal is Mikal‘s a duck Jesus because if he is Skippy is a fictional character, but he agree he agreed to become one after being Joseph in Egypt. I don’t know Lacey is not the Egyptian woman who tries. This is a no Lacey is not the Egyptian woman who tried to seduce him But him it’s not that he didn’t notice it so if Lacey Scotia it’s like no it’s your seminar tractive I just did it was it was weird and inappropriate and gods like how would you like to be a fictional character? He said what how would you like to be a fictional character and he’s like OK I guess so you know I mean I don’t know is this this OK And um, so yes, if there’s reincarnation in his spirit that God used to create the fictional character into a real person would’ve been if there’s reincarnation in the Bible re-created from Joseph, who is a Jew and Skippy is a Jew suffer. That’s the problem that Lacey knows that’s even if he’s even if he’s just a Skippy and he’s not actually reincarnated That that Lacey just knows it is it’s too much it’s it’s too much last night. It was a horrific thing she got into a contest with Skippy alarm because Bobby wouldn’t leave her alone and it seemed like Sophie was attacking her with Bobby from you know Sophie that Sophie the one in the royal family so then at about 4:30 in the morning trying to desperately get to sleep to salvage loves birthday Lacey Skippy I love him, got into a kissing contest, and Jack tried to be involved, and then God had to restrain him just to let love participate because Jack was trying to celebrate Levines birthday Insisting that they were a couple and Jack doesn’t even exist so it was peoples imaginations around the world that were manifesting a false version of him that was then so vivid and real that it had to be restrained. It wasn’t him. It wasn’t actually Jack, but then Bobby could handle that because it’s devastating to him that his uncle doesn’t exist right now um I am so um and so then yeah she got into a contest because she was trying to go to sleep and she was trying to let lab. She actually was trying to both her and Skippy were trying to let Lamb win because being honorable and loving him as a person and trying to let her be with him, they were trying to let him win And it’s out and so they were trying to do it exactly right you know kiss well but not too well, and like the contest was supposed to decide who she be with for eternity, but that is just absurd because love is potentially, too screwed up to fully participate so Lacey fell asleep, trying to be as logical as possible as 5 o’clock in the morning when she was exhausted and had people trying to kill her for four hours and order exaggerating at supernaturally not like some people would. At this point she’s so anemic and weak and shaky at that if you tried to kill her physically, she probably just die, she probably have a heart attack and just die but then we can her over eight years to try to kill her so that Bobby can become president and then get shot. These people are dumb as fuck and dirt. They have no fucking clue what they’re doing, but they think that they’re experts.

They think they think that they’re experts, so they’re not, and there are some people at the Rockefellers, who might be really they kind of kept the whole world together the Rothschilds believe it or not in the Rockefellers, and all those people that you like to demonize, they may actually be believe it, or not the lesser of the evil in the illuminati, which is why you even know that they’re in the illuminati an illuminati might even exist exist.

So if if it’s true that the Rockefellers really are those good of people they know they’re there arguably actually the good guys in the illuminati so if you’re in a jam, Andrew Lacey, there are the people that help you not lose your mind in the royal family was like that to some degree might still be the British, or like that in general for Lacey Endow for a few brief moments. Well Lacey was having her dentist give her medication. Bobby said hey it’s OK. Telepathy is a genetic thing it runs in families and that’s what this is. This is telepathy Lacey I’m talking to you in your brain, which was really actually very helpful and sanity producing Him so then that’s for the Kennedys are very odd unspeakably complicated in relation to Lacey because they’re horrible but then it gets to the point where it goes too far for them and they’re like well shoot we can’t really get rid of her for eternity because we kind of love her she’s sort of nice so maybe will give her a cookie and some coffee hi Lacey and then we run off.

So yes that’s where these are boomers and she could possibly be genetically be their mother so it’s like we’re gonna kill you really kill you and then there’s like oh crud we can’t we can’t kill mommy. Hi mommy, here’s a cookie and some coffee. We love you bye-bye, and then they runoff.

And the problem is if Lacey is Scotia reincarnated, best friends with Queen Elizabeth and no they’re not together and she could spend eternity with Joseph reincarnated as a fictional character of skins of Skippy Handelman then that’s the problem he’s Joseph, and he’s so straight that you made a musical about him about a rainbow dream boat While he was DAZN degree while he was starting a television show and that’s the thing he was smart enough to do that because he’s a Jew and they know how awful things can really got to end so it’s like no I will listen to God no I’m just gonna listen to God he’ll tell me what to do and it might sound weird but you better do it any better be sure it’s God so if he tells you to put blood on the door, you put blood on the door.

And yes, I am know meet the Fokker‘s may have been a joke about the Kennedys and the idea is meet the fuckers

So yes, if she’s kosher than Joseph reincarnated if she’s Scotia, Richard need to know that actually makes sense. It’s like a certain level guy was like no he can’t be with you don’t take it personally but he has a girlfriend in your country. Oh, another pharaohs daughter in and she might’ve been like oh well that’s just weird then, and then it’s like oh so it wasn’t really personal against me if she might say God if he’s Joseph reincarnated, he was a tractive. No it’s not personal and that way Lacey actually may be a little better looking than her Scotia. I’ve been a little better looking than that woman but in like a meaningful way, it’s not personal it’s just he was already taken like 1000 years in the future but still.

And yes, Linn would like to tell you that you reading this blog is a natural consequence for indulging in witchcraft. This is a lot of information it’s very scary and it’s possibly completely real especially if there’s an illuminati so if you read this blog and it’s creepy to you ha ha what are you doing? Delving into witchcraft?

No, Jack has Apsley no chance of being the club Skippy he just gives up on partially because he’s if he’s reincarnated he’s Joseph and Joseph was possibly the name ancestor of the father of Jesus. Joseph is also Jack’s father and his brother and his nephew at his great nephew, and his dead great great nephew, great grand of great grand nephew, who drowned so Jack things. Oh, this one’s name, Joseph oh, I stay away from those, that’s a bad idea. You don’t mess with a Joseph’s and Lacey that’s bad idea and if Jack was Japanese, he’s like no I’m superstitious you don’t mess with Joseph’s you don’t mess with a Joseph. Lacey is bad is the best thing is is that I’m superstitious don’t do that.

But that’s just me talking for Jack so the problem is that Lacey is supposed to be with him for eternity, but Joseph, if there’s reincarnations, and Scotia can’t figure out how to make it work. Because this morning at 5 AM Joseph of Egypt won the kissing contest with emperor Constantine on his birthday as Lem Billings. Or Skippy Handelman did.” says a dead Greek woman.

“ so we’re supposed to compete with Greta if if if we can’t compete with Greta, then we lose?” say all the non straight women in the perfume community and now industry.

yes, and she wins but she also doesn’t care and you’re never supposed to have complete. Lacey is not attracted to women you’re never supposed to have competed with with Greta or Lacey she’s not. Lacey is not attracted to women she’s not in a relationship with Greta that’s all just theoretical but people are so obsessed with homosexuality now it is that they’ve delusional he made that means some thing so no there’s nothing there between them and that way because Lacey is not attracted to her because she’s not attracted to women but because Lacey’s like oh if I was, I could probably date her because Lacey is so intelligent as to know that about herself and responsible that they’ve taken that now is like the gospel truth so yes it’s possible unfortunately but there are people who’ve had to compete with Greta but they didn’t know who they were competing with. It’s not Lacey and no actually it’s psychotic because neither one of them would want that they’re not together these people don’t understand theoreticals apparently.

Also, some of the loudest people in the room and illuminati or radical five minutes women they’re extremely difficult to deal with ilumiNATTI, and so they demand that Lacey be with them, and even though it’s a violation of her soul and spirit, because they have no respect for her as a woman they are obsessed with theories Because they’re too arrogant and stupid to understand the concept of a theory and so they get they get perversely dogmatic and psychopathic about it and insist that she be with a woman but then they refuse to except that psychopathy because they believe that they’re liberating her from herself, which is so fucking stupid It’s like why doesn’t someone liberate them from themselves and just shoot them in the face, but that would be wrong to that because they’re narcissistic too but they’re good nice people so it’s not like they’re trying to harm her necessarily in every way but this is one area where they’re really screwed up they don’t want to except that she might just be straight in that that’s actually like a thing that a woman could be without falling apart, and turning into a fool. They respect the fact so that she’s like no it’s I mean come on like you don’t think I can handle this little like fine that is an insult to you and it’s like well then what the hell even is feminism do you people even understand the cognitive dissonance that you have?

Because because no, they don’t entirely understand it and so they don’t realize that they’re being psychopaths or if they do, they’re too psychopathic to comprehend that.” says the CIA.

Later.

Dr. David Miller who used to work for Messiah College might be an evil heretic. He claimed subliminally that God has no Hell. Because humans are not supposed to EVER hold each other accountable. Not really. And he claimed the authority of the Pope in his class, possibly literally. So did Jonah Wiley.

Later.

“Well there’s lots of ways to scratch a cat!” jokes a man in the Illuminati.

I sent him these messages today. My son and I were just sadistically attacked and he was bending over in anxiety. And the evil Illuminati has used Jonah’s energy to spiritually attack Great Britain. So Lacey felt it made sense to try one last time to reach his spirit and confront him.

That’s where I left it before.

But…no. He’s a heretic. And he should know it.

“He’s not going to read that!” says Marsie.

“Why?” asks Skippy.

“Because he’s better than you.” she says in her spirit.

“He reads these.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. But…so what!?” says Marsie.

“So…it looks like he’s reading them.” says Skippy.

“Skippy are you Lem’s brother or Joseph?” says the CIA.

He laughs. “Why couldn’t I be both?”

“Yeah. He is kind of a nigger.” says a gay man about Jonah.

“I’m almost positive he has secret boyfriends.” says Lacey.

“He might.” says a reader.

“Isn’t it despicable to you people that he lies about it?” asks Lacey.

“Yeah!” says Marsie.

“And it is!! It’s deplorable.” says Lacey.

What Is Love by Haddaway plays.

“How many?” asks a living gay man.

“It looks like he’s got three or four?” says Lacey.

“Why does that irritate you so much Lacey?” asks a Native American woman.

A few harassing moments later. After Bobby insists she’s Jack Kennedy reincarnated.

“Because…he’s a disgusting person.” says Lacey.

“Why?” asks a hater.

“Because of what I literally just shared with you today.” says Lacey.

“Okay. I hate you! Bye!!” yells the Native American woman.

“No you don’t. You wish you didn’t exist because I’m so much innately better than you.” says Lacey. “And the only thing you care about is superiority.”

“Okay. Yeah. He’s depressing.” she says.

“He is!” says Lacey.

“But why does it bother you?” says a woman to Lacey.

“Because he’s hurting those men’s feelings.” confesses Lacey.

“You don’t think anyone cares about me?” says the Native American woman.

“I’d worry. But it seems likely that you have people who do.” says Lacey.

“Yeah.

Okay…but I’m talking about him.” she says.

“Why!? What connection do you have to the men he’s hurting?” says Lacey. “Do you mean in a Buddhist sense?”

“No. Well…maybe?

Ah…I mean…he’s hurting people who have someone who cares about them.” she says.

Lacey sighs anxiously. “Really? …Because to me it seems…worrisome.”

“That’s the sense you get?” she asks.

“Yeah.” says Lacey.

“Then it could be.” she says.

“Yeah.

See…he’s in a very Conservative Christian community. And the young men his age grew-up hearing they shouldn’t be gay. So there are very pretty young men who he has complimented as being, ‘Beautiful.’ And that’s sick. They need those compliments. Those compliments mean a lot. Especially when you’re trying to be a model. And I’m pretty sure this young man was trying to be a actor/model.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. That’s mean.” says Dick Van Dyke.

“It is! It almost makes me want to cry.” says Lacey.

“People compliment me like that all the time.” says Marsie.

“No. They don’t!” says Greta.

“You’re not that ravishing dear. I am. And so was this young man, slightly. In his own gay-masculine way. He was short, and scrawny. But he had great big blue eyes and light blond hair. And it looked so handsome. And Jonah saying, ‘You’re beautiful.’ as a comment is…vile.” says Lacey. “Because he adamantly claims to be straight. And he’s not. He’s a liar. A horrible person.” says Lacey.

“Actually. She’s right. That did hurt.” says the man she is referring to in the future.

“Did you two have a relationship?” asks Lacey.

“SHUT-UP!!” yells Terese Janovec to Lacey. “That’s too intense of a question!”

Terese hates that Lacey asks questions like this. She’s viciously berated Lacey for asking questions like this of her family members.

“Well…did you?” Lacey asks the man in question.

He smiles and laughs, awkwardly.

“Yeah. What’s his problem?” asks Lacey.

(Adult content below)

And at that Terese Janovec tries to give oral sex to a demonic spirit imitating Lem Billings. Then she struts off shaking her wide butt feeling she’s…hot shit.

“Hey! Lem! Call me!” says Linn Zander. She’s flirted with Mark too. So did Terese. And Maria Seay called him a “weird duck.”

“I didn’t flirt with him!” says Paula Baker.

“Why do they do that? That’s so stupid.” says Lacey to Paula, objectively.

“Yeah. It’s dumb.” says Paula.

“But why?” asks Lem. “I hate those women right now. Profoundly.”

“Yeah. My mom thinks she’s hot shit.” says Katie Janovec.

“She’s hilarious and obnoxious both.” says Lacey.

“So she cheated with you?” asks Steve Janovec.

“She tried to cheat with me in her spirit. But it’s just a demon impersonating me.” says Lem.

“Yeah. I borrowed Lacey’s spiritual eyes to see Lem and then it aroused me.” says Terese, in her spirit.

“But that’s not you.” says Laureen Seay to Terese.

Terese looks baffled and irritated.

“Yeah. Okay. He’s HOT!” she says to excuse herself.

“But he’s not me.” says Steve Janovec.

She pauses to stop and calculate her thoughts.

“I like you!” says Steve, her husband.

Terese smiles in analysis.

Steve looks scared.

“That wasn’t me. It was a demon.” says Lem.

Terese looks righteously offended.

“I’m not attracted to you.” says Lem.

Terese cries like she’s being tortured in the Holocaust.

“Terese is your problem. Not mine.” says the gay man to Lacey, with blond hair.

“Who gives a shitty-shit. What the fuck is your problem!? Just answer my fucking question. Did you have a relationship with him or not you dumb bitch?!” yells Lacey, losing patience.

Broken Belief by Bob Moses plays as Terese calculates her next move because no, she’s an evil hearted person. But she loves to play the victim.

“The Seay women in the Nesheim screw people over in very stupid ways. Lacey’s not one of them.” says the FBI.

Warning by The Notorious B. I. G. plays.

“You are and aren’t madly in love with me.” says Terese to Lem.

“No. I’m not. You’re ugly to me.” says Lem to Terese.

“I’m extremely hot!” says Terese. “I can have anyone I want.”

“That’s not a thing.” says God. “That’s a saying but it doesn’t mean it’s real or true.”

“It’s not real?” says Terese.

“No. It’s a compete lie. But it’s a way people are perverse.” says God.

“That could be true.” says Noel Nesheim.

“ Terese, you literally think you could have anyone like me or my wife or my children I mean you’re a moron. I’m sorry you’re stupid as fuck. Just think about that saying I could have anyone I want you really literally can’t have anyone you want unless if you’re a perverted psychopath and then you don’t want them necessarily you’re just trying to rape everybody or something I don’t know but you can’t really have anyone you want that’s impossible that’s just psychologically physically impossible. You know you are old money and you are elite and I’m connected to you, but I have to be honest you you guys embarrass me at times I feel like our family has a far better understanding of our own evil. I think your family is just really weird at times just really fucking weird.” says Curt Craft to Terese Janovec.

“ I would agree they are old money and Norwegian, but there are some people like my wife who are bullies but it’s in a way that doesn’t really make sense and it’s just sort of psychotic Terese. Terese really was very beautiful him but she’s not as beautiful as Lacey to be honest and she has a problem with that. She tolerated it with Linn because Linn was prettier than her to to some extent but um Lacey is like actually prettier than all of us and them are in a she’s also your your niece Terese she’s also your niece that doesn’t bother you?” says Steve.

“ oh, I mean she’s not my niece.” says Terese.

“Terese we don’t know that though we don’t know that.” says Maria.

“ no we don’t know that but I’ve always known that at the same time I both know that and don’t know if that.” says Terese.

“ how did you know that? How did you figure that out!? That makes me pretty fucking angry!” says Becca.

“I knew, but I don’t really know Becca.” says Terese.

“ Terese, you don’t think I’ve had thoughts like that about my nieces and nephews, girlfriends and boyfriends?” says a man in the Illuminati.

“Okay! I guess I care?” says Terese.

“ well anyway this is getting boring.” says Lacey.

Skippy laughs.

“ Lacey has been eating starburst red jellybeans for the last few days and honestly it’s strategically timed to raise her serotonin levels and lower her cortisol levels and I’m pretty sure that Skippy has used those. Skip those starburst jellybeans to seduce Lacey yes starburst jellybeans, watermelon, strawberry, cherry, all of Lacey‘s favorite red flavors, she’s fascinated by this candy and she keeps eating them and thinking Skippy’s really attractive.” laughs Drew Barrymore.

“ I don’t think that’s evil. I think it’s clever.” says Naomi’s father.

“ What I don’t understand right now is why is that a bad thing that for him to have said it’s true you know what else she’s eating them right now lol we’re just we don’t know what to do. I really am a very clever person and we actually have been involved, but she didn’t know and she was supposed to know but she was never really told. Do you know why she was never told?” says Skippy.

“ probably because of me.” says Lem.

“ yeah but no because of what happened to you what you did what you did this to yourself you did this to me and her at the same time. I may actually have someone else that I would really rather be with you but you’ve got me like confused because I’m not you I’m not I wasn’t a person who if I was reincarnated, I am not a person who lived necessarily. It’s complicated I was I’m a fictional character so there could be actually three versions of me in a sense if there’s reincarnation it’s like there’s your brother who helped write the whole thing there’s you with your brother and then there’s a fictional character but then that fictional character may have actually been inspired spiritually to have their own spirit from Joseph and so I don’t know what it is that you’re looking for right now because I’m just being a man I’m just being myself I’m just being honest you created a huge like sexual spiritual like force field doing what you did it was like it was like you pulled back something right like you sucked energy back and created the sort of spiritual void so there’s nothing there’s nothing necessary that we can do I look like you I don’t think Terese would actually ever come onto me that way and you can rebuke her and reject her but it’s disturbing that she even think she has a right to him. It could actually just be a mistake though cause you could be that innocent and noble but then that’s that’s not really my problem see you and that’s why you annoy me and Lacey both you seem very dead. Set on getting peoples approval to the point where I think they fill beguiled by you a lot like they have to sort of annoy you as the handsome one right not really not annoy you they have to sort of him give their admiration to you and you do you get it rightfully in many cases because you are very handsome but then that’s the problem and so maybe you don’t really want it but the part of you that gets it from people could be both good and bad because Lacey has no idea what to do with you anymore she started out seeing your flaws and you actually and someways have more flaws than I do objectively in the long run and this is what scares me she’s been in love with you I would become more attractive over time not less and so is she him I don’t understand it though because if she was with you you both stay the same or what why aren’t you ever trying to make her feel more beautiful because she doesn’t really know that she knows technically but she doesn’t really know to the point where I would say people live today would say she doesn’t know at all but in all actuality, she does know like she knows it’s like she knows that it’s not like she knows the mathematical theoretical realistic scientific explanation for it but she doesn’t know anything more than that that’s all she knows so then, so then you can’t talk? What’s she supposed to do!? Imagine you’ve told her you love her!?”