“Israel” by Lacey Banks Billings

So here’s how I see it: Great Britain totally fucked up. But I think they had very good intentions to some degree. I know they really did.

When they established Israel, when Winston Churchill worked on it, they had the best of intentions…to some degree, and they may have been trying to screw over the Middle East and America and a lot of other countries at the same time. They were not geographically challenged, so they may have understood that by damaging the Middle East they were also threatening the rest of the world because it’s sort of a middle ground. It’s the Middle East, right?

Why would Great Britain have wanted to damage the whole world at the end of World War II? Because they were completely tired of defending the Western World entirely on their own shoulders. No I don’t think you realize: it’s great to be an empire but they really were babysitting the entire fucking world by the late 1800s. So by the late by the end of World War II they were absolutely exhausted from taking a sort of parental, police, managerial role of the entire world.

Great Britain was managing lots of characters. They were managing the Kennedys. They were managing Germany. They were managing Japan. They were managing China and the Middle East and Africa and South America and America and the Antarctic…and the North Pole. They were managing Canada they were managing Korea and Australia and Malaysia and Indonesia. The sun never set on the British empire.

Truly the entire world was at the disposal of Great Britain for a very long time and for a while it was great fun. But then there were droughts and illnesses. Sadnesses and evils of other sorts and by the end of World War II, they said, “Fuck it and fuck you!”

And yet not really because they still exist but it was a rather horrific time in British history. The issues of Biafra, the issues with-with a lot of different things were managed I would say well, considering most countries would flail and fail miserably. But Great Britain is an unusual country with unusual people who are unusually honorable and intelligent and brave and glorious. Get over it.

Spirit In The Sky by Norman Greenbaum plays as Lacey learns it’s another American-Church Song. It was riffed in Eyes Wide Shut. I bet? The beginning is two songs?

Maybe Stanley Kubrick knew he was going to die. Why haven’t I? Because I’m extremely hard to kill. But I’m British. He wasn’t.

I’m sorry. We kick ass. Get over it. Someone has to win and we always do. At least so far. Sorry. Do you want us to stop trying and let you win? Then you’ve already lost anyway.

Oh well. Anyway. Hitler gave us a run for our money. We made it. But he was…a real opponent. Wow! Spain was difficult too. China and Great Britain are too much alike. It gets weird.

Anyway…we were tired.

If reincarnation is true. I know. I was there.

Anyway, reincarnation might not be in the Bible, but that’s a different topic. The point is/ what I’m saying is pretty much true.

Umm…so we just you know we got sick. We got tired. And so we basically just threw Israel together. I’ve said this before but they’re just a sort of sort of glitch or some sort of revenge.

So-so basically I am-I’m lost as to why you don’t fucking get it.

I think Jeff Bezos gets it on a business level. I think a lot of people listen and get it. It’s pretty simple.

Israel has no right to exist. I just said it. Israel has no fucking right to exist. Oh but wait hold on in 1948.

If I’m being completely moral and completely correct: no it has no fucking right to exist in my opinion. It’s an immoral country to exist.

Ahh…no it was an immoral country to create. People who are Dispensationalists or who are American around the world tend not realize that, but it really was it an immoral thing to do to the Palestinians as far as I can see.

The problem is it’s not 1948 anymore, it’s 2024.

And in all of those years Israel has existed, believing itself to be Israel. I truly believe there are many honorable Jews, who really have believed that Israel exists and that it’s Israel. I don’t think you people are entirely innocent, but I also don’t think you necessarily really are the evil that created Israel I think that’s a travesty that people have thought that I think you people need to be a lot less chauvinistic and stupid and just realize that you got thrown off a ship, after being tortured in the holocaust to create a country I can speak from experience of being tortured by the illuminati to say that if you were to throw me somewhere right now, I would be very dangerous to deal with and that’s where if there’s reincarnation need to take your head out of hell and start listening to reality. If there’s being carnation I am Scotia. I am Egyptian. I’m not, Jack Kennedy. I think more like you.

So it’s-it’s-it’s-it’s a damn near impossible situation my mind.

Because I don’t think the world can in good conscience if we’re thinking like people who know that there’s a spirit world I don’t think we can in good conscience to totally obliterate Israel at this point. No, it’s too late for that.

But then, what do we do because from my perspective it seems like Israel is still operating in this idea that you have a right to be there based on some dream fantasy were at the end of the holocaust they sent you to Disney World and you created a magical fairy kingdom, where everyone’s happy forever more. And I don’t think you should stop thinking that because you learned that lesson you, you lived that. You learned that. No, life informed you to think that way in self-defense.

But I feel like you need to make some adjustment to add onto that so it’s sort of like you survive the holocaust you’re in Israel. Apparently no one‘s had this conversation with you since 1948 which is bizarre but I’m having it now which is also very weird, but then it’s like OK so you’re acting like Jews still in recovery from the holocaust but that’s that’s fine. Keep doing that but then what do we do now because we’re either all gonna die. You guys are gonna end up being our cancer that kills us and it’s not just the Jews. It’s the whole situation, so you guys are gonna end up being the cancer that kills the whole world or you’re gonna have to go into like white remission for real somehow I don’t I don’t know or figure out some thing that’s actually stable or in my opinion, the world hast to take of our hands off approach and realize that I am, you’re not them.

So support Israel help Israel but don’t don’t don’t turn it into a European problem or European problem. No I think American health America can have alliances in Israel we can offer you money which means you are an alliance with us even those less money you’re still in alliance with us deal with it unless if you unless if you want America managing your actual relations with it with everyone and you I mean that’s absurd you can’t expect America to just OK everything you’re doing or if we do we have to then deal with the repercussions of how we are making the whole world fill which is part of what happened to 9/11 that’s part of what happened in the bombings in Europe about 10 years ago right eight years ago are we due for more work? I have a Jewish last name, if you want to keep making decisions that are evil and dangerous, my family could easily be shot up somewhere buying groceries like at Whole Foods I don’t know who would even be at this point, but it could happen and I don’t understand it because that’s where I lose interest in America.

And that’s where I stop claiming to be American and I start playing along. I’m not giving up my house I’m not giving up my rights. I’m not giving up any of that. Oh shit hell no because I think like you and just like they’re fighting with you because they want their land back and there is a Palestine whether you fucking like it or not potentially sweetheart. I’m sure as fuck not gonna give up my fucking house without a fucking fight because apparently if I’m reincarnated no our people don’t do that we don’t play nice about stuff like that. Why the fuck should we?

What bothers me is when people start acting like jackasses and not actually respecting that it’s a real war so to speak I mean OK it’s war else barrenwort oh fuck that that’s an idiom. Not reality as a Saralee. You’re supposed to play fair Bob in a hospital possibly fair stealing peoples children torturing them know not fair and I don’t care about some convention in Switzerland I’m talking about common fucking sense.

I mean good grief am I if I am reincarnated Egypt wasn’t that backward we didn’t do everything in this bizarre way like we were total fucking idiots and either wrong was brutal but I was not Roman I was a Gyptian we didn’t build the Colosseum to build the pyramids And if you noticed the Colosseum‘s did not involve torturing people, we may have tortured people to build them, but then those same people got to enjoy them and they were very beautiful and they provided enough protection from the sun. I know we were probably horrific to the Jews. I’m not gonna lie about that, but hopefully, but no it’s, it’s a different culture I don’t know I love them and I love Europe but no we like olive oil and fish and and chickpeas and stuff like that and we don’t like things to be too hot but sometimes a little dry heat is kind of fun and the spices and all that you know that stuffs fun But enough about all of that right the painters hi I just I don’t see how this works out I think you you’ve got to stop you got to have the part of you that thinks like a Jew right and then the part of you that thinks like a Jew, who is trying to sort of cool things off and they need to think the same way you know what you’ve got a just you know will be a practical group of people at some point And I don’t I don’t I don’t think that I don’t I don’t think that other people around the world can solve your problems for you very easily. What I worry about is that Jesus really is the son of God I’m sorry to say that to both of you in a sense if that something God allows me to say respectfully to him because I don’t know that there’s any other way to save yourself other than him, yeah Catholics would say that if you’re both trying to worship God that through baptism by desire, you could both end up accidentally worshiping Christ that’s not universalist Unitarian ism him that is actually just Catholicism and the lack of understanding of some people and God’s mercy, and love for humanity, so bye That worst case scenario I just I think you too need to you both need to realize that it could just be Jesus right and I say that because I don’t want to throw you off of Jesus so just keep that in the back of your mind as a possibility.

Am so anyway I am trying to sort of give you guys a little a rope and a boat and guns and whatever else you need to sort things out. I did not stand there and tell you all what to do because I don’t I don’t think that’s appropriate if we have to say no as well you can’t stab people in the face will say that and if we have to say no, we have to keep giving Israel some money because they’re dependent on us will see that too, but if you have to play fair to speak, and yet we also have to find a way to let you play fair and yet let let you be alone, and your own little part of the world that we have some issues with through the context of alliances but then that’s where I go back to America and I say that’s what we should do Donald Trump. We should keep giving him money and support, which could be two different things support for Hamas and Palestine and money for Israel to keep explaining how those things should or should not exist or that maybe they should move somewhere else or something I don’t know so then that’s where we have to. Hey Siri how to say Israel know if you can’t stand him in the face, we may have to recognize Palestine as a state without demanding it have a border because I was informed by Dr. Wilson of Messiah College, that a country does not have to have borders to exist. According to all the experts, and all of his story at places of academia the entire world that’s what they think a country doesn’t have to have borders a country is a cultural thing. it’s a post, modern genius idea.

So based on that bullshit premise that we have to except because they throw a fucking hissy fit, and P in our face, if we don’t, I think that we should acknowledge that Palestine exists. It’s a culture it’s a country they may not have borders, but they do exist where well maybe they’re in diaspora now. But they do exist free Palestine no they’re free honey Philistine does it need to be freed it’s worse than that and better than that they’re not being held hostage. The Jews really did kick ass in 1948 if they really did take over that the Palestinians don’t need to be freed, they may take there they may take back the land and say no it’s Palestine and kick the Jews out but they’re not. They’re not in possession of the land right now rightfully.

And Israel knows that and so that’s where is real gets to have our money because they wanna keep that land that they fought for and died for they did die it’s not like Palestine has no teeth.

But the same time then that’s where Israel Hass to realize that we can’t just in my opinion monitor everything quite so fastidiously, and an end up serviced either way if Palestine manages to get together in army which they easily could but the help of I don’t know US dollars that we accidentally sent to China when we decided to stop giving a shit about steel And sewing and shit I am then that’s where Palestine gets to have a little army and maybe I am kick the Jews off their land and then put in better wiring in better buildings and better roads and show the Jews what Dubai looks like in former-Israel.

And then that’s where Israel might look at them and say you’re doing it all wrong I like it better the way we had it and then that’s where they might get into a fight that’s a different fight. The ones that they’ve had or is it it may not be, but it may be Because I don’t know that we’ve ever acknowledged Palestine as a state so they have a little more dignity if we do that as human beings.

And that’s where dear Donald Trump is going to have to figure out how to make America great again because no I don’t know what he was doing there before, but after the Biden ministration at the very least potentially, we don’t have that option anymore and now we have to sort of deal with the Middle East in a different way, potentially things to the war in Ukraine.

I am but no it’s not that we’re not supporting Israel him I was looking to give them buddy but then that’s where Israel hast to stop being stupid and realize that we can’t afford to support both of them and Ukraine so just because the ones he is Jewish doesn’t mean that they get it you know first dibs on his soul and that way necessarily unless they want to make Ukraine Israel?

And frankly, if it is theirs that way as well, gets his money from selling children and let me tell you if it does Iran has every fucking right to blow you all fucking up.

So I sure as hell. Hope you haven’t been doing that so that’s a thing if you’re innocent, that’s why you should go around saying hey Zelenskyy you’re Jewish is just like me. because you can’t vouch for him and if you can’t, why are you involved in the same dirty business that he is and if you’re not the same extent, then take him to Israel and make him surrender Ukraine yeah see how he does in Israeli politics and see his see if he has a fucking clue how to do anything other than act?

No, if Israel is able to sort of tone down the evil, do you OK without a little less US money and a Anda they take some yeah they take some criticism and I am except that we’re gonna acknowledge Palestine. Is it as a country cause we are Lord willing Then there you go Palestine to country. Its borders are in dispute. Its people are in desperate middle east would like to sort of setting straight on the road not not to shirk off any leader ship role, or any responsibility from the west, but just to sort of say, we do have brains we can think for ourselves. Thanks so much.

I know, and the truth is if I am Scotia I feel guilty part of the reason that you’re dealing with us right now is because of me will not be directly but because of my my ancestors, my my family we treated him like shit we did well you sure the Jews like absolute fucking shit and they ran away from us. I know I mean they did. Do you OK after that you know him and we obviously surrender to Islam but we still sort of exist so if I’m Scotia, it’s like you know I feel kind of bad because they really have been through a lot, so I understand that there a thorn in your side, but if there’s a way to be happy and still at them exist consider that?

How about this I don’t mean is people like you might let them leave the country worst case scenario right or some thing but then how would you even do that? Um, but if there’s a way that you can stop harassing them being like oh you got a leave you know him if you can sort of save me when we might use that rhetoric but we don’t need it if we do, you can just disregard that in someway or something even better of just sort of find a way if you can in your hearts to consider letting them exist just because I don’t know what else the world will do with him at this point um, but at the same time no I mean they may have to give up some land. They may have to not give up as much That as you want them to him. You guys will have to sort that out And then the land that they give up Hass to be safe for you and you have to you know you have to take over so that yes I’m not talking about a two state solution. Oh fuck that it’s not a solution fucking shit what kind of rhetoric is that anyway that’s just Nazi bullshit.

And a solution to what fucking problem the west fucking problems we’re babysitting you? I know we’re not babysitting you people anymore Israel’s Israelis Jews have to think for themselves they have to defend themselves well shit will still keep giving them money and emotional support to $.70 but we’re not gonna do that does shirk responsibility towards the Palisades as humans anymore as far as I’m concerned, I’m sorry I’m a very dark person in Christ if that’s possible.

If Jews can’t actually maintain a proper home unless just pretends that they can then oh well and I’ve had so many bad runs with Jews that were really good looking Harold, my legal husband Skippy and I’m getting sick of it. You people are really lovely people but I’m not going to keep doing this for you. You have to figure this out for yourselves, will keep you will give you money. Will will give you money. I’ll give you support. We’re not gonna be the brains behind the operation anymore if we even are.

I know you still have to listen to us and we say Palestine is state or will take all of our fucking money.

“Lacey, I like this idea to some degree because you’re right the two state solution rhetoric is just bullshit. Umm…let’s say this works and then we’re able to at least talk to each other like normal people if this is even helpful to us? What then?“ says Iran.

“So we have American money and diplomatic support?” asks Israel.

“Yes! And so does Palestine.” says Lacey. “But we cannot asses for you and Palestine the borders of Palestine.”

Israel laughs.

Iran smiles.

“See…We’re filthy rich.” says the Middle East.

“Yes.” says Lacey. “And so we can’t give money to Palestine.”

“Will we!?” asks Dubai.

“We will!” says Iran. “We have ways.”

“How!?” asks Iraq.

Iran laughs. “We have alliances.”

“With us!” says Dubai.

“Yes. And us.” says Malaysia.

“Us too!” says Indonesia.

“If we can end the war in Ukraine we can give you…help that’s appropriate based on the circumstances.” says Lacey.

“So if Dubai gives trillions to Palestine…you’ll give us as much as you give us now.” says Israel.

“Something like that.” says Lacey.