“I see the resemblance!” says Israel.
“What about their eyes?” asks Donald Trump.
“Umm. I’m not seeing it.” says a woman in Israel.
“They can’t possibly look anything alike!” says Israel.
“Are you even looking?” asks a woman in Israel.
“I vote for Jack!” says man in Scotland.
“No. That’s not the point.” says Israel.
Pinball Wizard by The Who plays for the evil leaders of Israel.
“No. It’s just that she can’t be Scotia.” says Israel.
“Why?” asks Lacey.
“Because!” says Israel.
“What did your ancestors do in Germany?” asks Tsar Putin.
“He was a mechanic.” he says.
“Huh. You don’t seem much more elite.” says Tsar Putin.
“Why? You think I’m bothered by her dick?” he says trying to sound cool.
“She doesn’t have a dick.” says God.
“No. That’s not possible.” says Israel.
“Why?” says God.
“Because then she’s pretty. And honest.” says Israel.
“She is.” says God.
“Why the fuck do I have to care about Diego Blue’s anger?” asks Israel.
“Yeah. I’ve never been able to figure that out.” says Lacey.
“Because he put a curse on you. So if you can’t be beneath him…and Chris and his wife…you’ll die. Chris almost committed suicide when he found out about you and your family. So an Illuminati witch put a curse on you and your family if we couldn’t make you shitty or inferior somehow.” says Israel.
“That’s not my fucking problem.” says Lem.
“No. It’s not my fucking problem.” says Lacey.
“I’ll make her Jack. Just hold on!” says an Illuminati witch.
All Day and All of the Night by The Kinks plays.
“How’s it going honey!??” asks Joe Biden. He blows kisses at Israel, sincerely.
Lacey laughs. She suddenly has a Scottish accent.
“Hey! Lacey. They’re nuts.” says Iran to Lacey.
“But their desire to keep Israel isn’t crazy.” says Lacey.
She thinks.
“Let’s start over.” says Lacey.
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