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Chanel withheld information from Lacey to snub her for being a British loyalist. She collects Les Exclusifs de Chanel and if there’s an Illuminati they didn’t give her any heads up. Why? Because they kiss DNC ass.

“No they probably do now.” says Karl Lagerfeld. “The elite Liberal Establishment became a sick cult. They control the upper middle classes.”

“She’s a white piece of shit.” says a non-white woman, laughing.

“Why are you running a French company?” asks Australia.

“Because it’s my time to shine!” says the Indian woman.

“Yeah. You and our Vice President. Right?” says Lacey.

“We discovered something awkward.” says Lem Billings.

Great Britain laughs.

“Let’s discuss British history in India!” says Lacey.

“You’d write a book about it.” says the director of Chanel.

“Yes, and I think it would piss you off unfortunately. Which doesn’t surprise me. It’s just sad.” says Lacey.

“What do you think?” she says.

“Well I think we were superior.

I think we were more Brahman than you to put it in your terms.

I think we were better people. I think we were really great people, but I also think that once we settled in and started making changes to India our worst side showed. Every weakness that we had as a people came to the surface and we just could not have fucked ourselves over more, potentially, as a country.” says Lacey.

“This could be true.” says an Indian diplomat.

“Didn’t you guys like us at first. Didn’t we get along with you and it seemed so jolly and wonderful for a while.” says Lacey.

“Yes that’s probably pretty close to true.

I think you’re confused on whether or not you were reincarnated and I don’t blame you.” says a man from an Islamic country. “Why did you guys do that if you are?”

“ to be honest with you it may be one of the more tragic parts of my last life either hearing about it or somehow seeing it maybe I just heard about it I don’t know, but what I recall if I was there or if I’m just somehow intuitiveness was that it was like we had these high minded ideals that were also sort of conflated with a sort of pragmatic imperial mindset to put it nicely, and I think we really thought things would somehow possibly iron themselves out and work out for the best time until things got really weird.

Things got really weird maybe was it 2030 years in and I think that’s because India was so wealthy there was there so they were so many germs. There was so much stuff there that we knew about but we weren’t fully aware of and so when we took it over, we were going to realize I think how extraordinarily wealthy India was at and for some reason I think we became a bit stupid and spoiled and we started to think wow this is really some thing and it was sort of like we won the lottery add a column into our heads, and we started making really dumb decisions about things Which sounds like I will be no you expect us to be like lottery winners right? I hope you don’t spend too much or something. It wasn’t like that I don’t think it was more on a sort of ideological level so it’s like oh no you know we’re not superior because of Christ And you know, an amazing blessed blessing that we were given through Jesus and the Jews, where is superior, because princess magical beats, who somehow ascended from another planet of greatness, so we don’t need to be accountable for all of our contradictory ways of seeing things ways of seeing them we can just sort of him we can just sort of do whatever we want because we’re just magical beings, so yeah we couldn’t. You know, beat Indians to a bloody path. If they don’t wait on us fast enough, they’re not really human completely the way that we are so it’s not really a problem they’re just sort of there you know so it’s kind of like the equivalent of a person who won the lottery. That would be like someone who buys two new furniture sets for the lift for the living room And four new trucks yes for new trucks I mean it’s completely insane. It’s a lottery wedding so it’s only like white $4 million and they just bought you know $500 570 $500,000 worth of cars and $50,000 worth of furniture sets that they don’t even need I mean they’re just blowing through their money And that’s just for beating service that cement and even if we killed a few that’s like what killing 30 people but they were so amicable and we were so oh it was so fragile that I think it’s that serious even if we just killed 30 people in like four or five years by beating them to death for not serving us fast enough I mean that’s like wow but then you also think that’s 30 people But no I mean it was atrocious and it just kept escalating and eventually got kicked out but truly I don’t think that our empire would have decayed and fallen apart the way that it did I mean it’s still sort of exist but I don’t think it would’ve been as bad if we hadn’t totally fucked ourselves over it in India, morally speaking I think we did we did other Chasity‘s but I have a feeling in my opinion that was one of the worst I mean Africa is bad too but I have a feeling India was with was probably pretty awful. That being said it wasn’t 100% terrible. You know we did do some things, and I mean it sister I’m sorry we did do some things that were positive and I think it was an incredible honor to have him as part of our empire, and it was an astounding honor for us having them as part of our empire was astounding otter. It was one of our crown jewel so to speak India was a very big deal and then we totally screwed it up and it’s possible if I’m reincarnated that I’m still beyond angry about it like livid absolutely livid.” says Lacey.

“ if you’re reincarnated, why are we torturing you?” asks India.

“ yes and if the dispensation Alyssa, right not funny to think that the dispensation us and the gnostics both know it’s something that the Catholics do not I mean it out but I am a Christian. If it is sensations are correct and they might not be we might not really be in the end times but then again, if we are, that would be an example of how perverse people are today or mistaken that there is there a torturing someone who really you would think they realize it’s on their side, but it doesn’t seem like that because I don’t say all the right things.” says Lacey.

“ nope you’re completely on our side of the argument other than thinking that originally that you were superior to us unfortunately, I think some people would have to admit it you could be right you may have been more Brahman than us in our own terms. Why why did you betray yourselves that way?” asks India.

“ well, it’s like what I said I’m not gonna repeat myself. I don’t think I feel like you’re being a little disrespectful.” says Lacey.

“ I agree and you people believe in reincarnation can you tell us if you’re the people that did it why you did it?” asks the Illuminati.

“ I don’t know that we were really the people that did it. I think Lacey just intuitor that I was an American and American white woman which is interesting. I wonder if it was OK yeah if I bring her need it I feel I have a feeling I was an American white woman that’s interesting, so I have no idea what to say to you. Um, yeah, maybe they can answer for it for themselves I I I guess it’s I just can’t stand the thought they were better than us even if it’s true.” says the director of Chanel.

“ well, the funny thing is as you probably noted if you were an American white woman you might actually not like the British for other reasons I am, but no I I really think we might’ve been that good of a people. This is an irritates me about history notice they always leave stuff like that out because if I’m not mistaken, Indians really did like the British when they first showed up, they really liked the British. It wasn’t just I mean do you think they were stupid I have a feeling they had more to certain than that so there was some thing that was really likable about them and being so much British loving for the British people I I can say that I don’t I share their sentiment him, I am sorry I just I think maybe we were a little more advanced and oh unfortunately good than most people but it was because of Christ and see you don’t want to hear that to you but that is what it was. It was because of Christ it was because we were Christians and the thing is what makes me angry. I am too is that I am I’m not those people and you said that.

The people who originally settled in India were not necessarily the people who stayed there. And the people who did stay there might’ve been him doing it for evil purposes I mean it’s it’s a story as old as time divisional intent is good and then you’re too busy and so you give that you give the reins over to somebody who seems like they’ll be able to do that for you and then they just fuck the entire thing up. And so if I’m reincarnated, I was part of the crowd of people who were probably terrified if I’m not mistaken about India we were really really nervous if I was there if I heard stories, we were really nervous about settling in India we were we were we were really worried and then we were sort of talked into going faster with the whole process and we felt comfortable with, and then divide these people wrote just like how do you know this is going to work out and then sleazebag is got involved no it’s just it was the fart of the British empire to last for forever I mean it was just awful.” says Lacey.

“ well, thanks for the apology.” says India.

“ oh, you know I don’t take it as that that’s that’s an insult me because it’s you know come on what were we worried about if someone’s curious to be honest, we were worried about spiritual problems. We weren’t entirely sure what it was that you people were doing with your you know sex, and your levitation and things of that nature we highly suspected it was something very powerful and very dangerous sort of like the Bermuda triangle but like just a few sounds of basically tick-tock but in real life so you know skin walkers and UFOs and but not really because it’s India and you guys were Indian at that point right and so I mean you hadn’t been cultivated by the British yet so you were very Indian and a lot of your practices were 100% authentic you know unadulterated, and if I am reincarnated no but we were terrified that we would run into something that would eat us alive so to speak and to be perfectly honest with you and I don’t even know if I’m not reincarnated, but really, though I might not be, and I don’t know how to emphasize that enough to see I don’t know why this is coming to me I don’t know if I was there or if somethings just playing with my head is not sad?

Oh that I think should I keep talking or is this heresy? Do you know it’s like am I bringing help to the Christians in and helping them realize that there’s things that they haven’t addressed or that I don’t want them to fall apart 30 years from now you know and there’s proof that there’s reincarnational or something if I’m still even here but no, I just worry so that it’s like is this helpful potentially or is that an excuse for prattling on about British history and pretending like I was there?

Yeah, either way, I think they thought you people were devour them potentially and sort of take over the whole thing you know take over them and really did you I wonder if some of those people were not as spiritually strong as they thought they were and they didn’t have you know if the purest of motivations and they actually did end up really screwing themselves over. I mean you kicked us out in no uncertain terms in a way so I do actually wonder whether know really whether they’re of God or not. I actually saw one of your duties once I think, or something connected to it in the spirit.

I was living in an apartment in Edina and there were a lot of Indian immigrants living in the apartment. I mean a lot of them. They’re there a lot of Indians that live in Edina, where there were about 10 years ago there might still be good. Have to imagine they’re still there and I have a feeling our apartment has been owned by an Indian family before we lived there.

And I remember walking down the hallway in our apartment and seeing Anne and Seay at the end of the hall that looks like an Indian deity and I don’t know I don’t know what it was. I have no idea see in Norway it would say that’s like a good Vito, or a bad Veda or something Because I can’t imagine that and a DD was just hanging out apartment an Indian but then again you know I don’t even know I don’t I’m not I don’t think that they necessarily are deities but whatever they are I don’t know why they would just be hanging out, unless it was a demon Impersonating a deity hanging out but but it was very possessive of the apartment and it was extremely possessive and very friendly to me. It’s sort of was like well. Hello you know I’m guarding your apartment.

I mean, that’s basically what it said to me we’re just here I’m just hanging out guarding the apartment and overthinking. Are you a demon with a very positive attitude are you a dead person? You knows what I’m wondering now in purgatory impersonating Aditi I I don’t know, and I had to kick them out as a Christian Because I really didn’t know what was going on if you want to get really creepy that was right before MH 375 yes I can I kick them out of our apartment right before I met him at 370 him and I left I mean this deer he was just like OK I’ll leave in Jesus’s name and it left And I don’t think it ever really came back almost at all but we were thinking why do I get the sense? That’s a very evil entity that Chris is that Americans aren’t really used to dealing with or or or it was it’s one of those things where is Christians when God says stuff like there are no gods before me is he trying to say Somethings, so if poetic like there are lesser things that might be referred to as a deity but they’re not really a deity compared to me they’re dead and you shouldn’t worship them. They’re hopelessly useless compared to me and they didn’t exist before I did. is he saying that or is he saying there’s none at all Like I look around and I don’t see anything so I worry sometimes if that was ADD that was just pretty ineffective you know and I was a deity if that’s even possible but driving through lots of hoops right now but if that’s possible does that did he say to me hello good to see you and I was like you gotta leave my house in Jesus name and it was like I’m not going to be offended but I am concerned

Because it’s for a minute it’s sort of like how do you see me you see me basically like your I mean it I saw this thing almost a maybe that was a bit shocking, but not really if I was at some point I know maybe if I was at some point this ended, he looked at me and thought shoot you are not doing well And they were just they just do you know alarm bells went off I know I am oh dear, so no, I mean after that our apartment had serious problems we had we had an issue with the paint they painted our apartment and all of a sudden it started smelling bad we couldn’t live there we ended up living with my mom for about six months. Well no it wasn’t quite that long but it was it was a while and I started having heart palpitations that I was afraid we’re going to kill me. Oh I was spent the whole night in the ER after that and she left, and no I mean it did occur to me that they were actually doing some thing being in that even that particular apartment but that’s the thing is a Christian I can’t allow them to be there because even if they’re a lesser it out DD “” they’re not were any of your not supposed to acknowledge them, and they would know that um so even if they’re not really a DD and they’re just something that we don’t understand know they would know that the problem is I’m not afraid to talk about this. I hope this is safe to talk about but no right after that I remember sitting in our living room and I am watching the account of the MH 370 at remember hearing someone saying to me why do the pilot himself I put that plane in a place where no one will ever find it. I’m pretty sure he said I I hit it basically somewhere where no one‘s ever going to find it, so he sort of hijacked it in a sentence and it was a joke to him and he put it somewhere where no one would ever find it. I know him he seemed a little bit weird and at the same time I kind of wonder though if those people died a pretty easy death, and if in someways if they weren’t headed to hell if they ended up it’s OK so it’s not all who it’s OK she’s being better off than having to live through something terrible but their lives were headed towards them. I’m sure some of them that’s not the case let me be quite a few of them, but I like to think that at least some of them are fortunate to have avoided something really awful, you know like what if they would’ve died of cancer some really painful cancer or what if they would’ve had a miserable life do you know you never know so Besco scenario some of them really lucked out in an awful way but no that’s that’s that’s what scares me is if that was an entity I worry that it may have inspired that.

And I suppose part of that would be if I’m reincarnated whatever that is, may feel some sort of I don’t even know what the word would be but some sort of sense that if something bad happens to me of this nature, you know being tortured after having a miserable life him That it’s just the earth is becoming too toxic will say which makes sense I mean this whatever this entity was I’m sure it’s heard stories from Indians that were living in it in any dead. Any Dina about what they left in India the poverty why would you leave India? You know they left for a reason so they’re probably in poverty and hearing them talk about how awful it was to be in India and then seeing me is this oil Eris miserable and if I’m reincarnated knowing what I had in my life had been like no I have a feeling that that was a huge red flag for that and to see it in someway possibly.

And actually, it doesn’t scare me, but it scares me for you. I should have that at the time I saw some sort of black entity with like a huge Afro, who did not seem completely human, who somehow assumed connected to this entity, so I don’t know if that was a fertility entity From Africa hanging out with an Indian entity-“ says Lacey.

“ oh, what is the entity for those from India seem like?” asks the CIA.

“ him it seemed it seems it seemed very connected to work maybe or travel maybe if the air up maybe there’s one of their stewardess is I wonder if they were a flight attendants that were living there who are Indian or pilots even it was it it was a nice apartment building. I wonder if there were a few pilots living there but no, I feel like it might’ve been an entity that dealt with with travel or work or something like that.” says Lacey.

“ oh, why I made 370?” asks a Jew.

“ why, MH 370 well um OK I’ve got to be honest with you. I really think they had oh OK this is where you got understand. I don’t know if this was an entity so to speak like a demon or if it was actually some sort of thing, some sort of a actual I don’t wanna call it a DD but some sort of being that’s not a god like God, but is not entirely human, but that’s anyway the sense that I get is that they just liked the numbers they just thought it sounded nice MH 370 does that sound nice?

Yeah, but these are deities and they could’ve just thought. Oh no that has a nice ring to it MH 370 what lease they won’t be tortured by the sound of it when they keep talking about it.

What’s a sow then or that was part of the evil and then it’s like well what were the other reasons probably the people on board really there were probably no 1020 people on board who I have a feeling if they weren’t completely evil, they possibly were actually trying to help Oregon, that’s just part of the evil of it.” says Lacey.

“ so they sought that you’ve gotten the short end of the stick way too many times in life and that you were a really good person and they thought shoot I’m sick of this and so they thought there’s 10 or 20 people on any number of flights right now are there yet if we can get enough people on one flight who would be better off dead let’s just do it?” says India.

“ yes potentially yeah depending on what they were they may have thought nope there’s 20 people on this flight. Five of them will die of horrific cancer three of them wish they were dead when they’re in their 60s from something else four of them are going to be destitute one might’ve starve to death, another one might have died in a way that would devastate their grandkids or their kids and then maybe there are a few kids who they thought those are nice. Kids and global warming is bad there with their parents if we take the whole family at once those kids will never have to grow up and be miserable and be too hot and breathe in smog or deal with bugs and who knows what else and so we’ll just kill them now, so I think maybe they’re yeah there were 20 people there that they just thought they’re sweaty people who I would really think would be better off dead there’s 30 people where maybe they would be we’ll see we’ll have to sort of fudge that one a little better help them, and then there’s another 50 people where will have to work with it and then I don’t know how many over on that flight but then another 70 people were it’s like I don’t even know if they care they’re not nice people their families won’t even miss them. Maybe they won’t go to hell but these are really awful people, and so who cares and the pilots insane and I’ll get attention and make everyone wonder what’s going on.” says Lacey.

“ do you guys know whether or not that’s true expecting her to know might be a bit much.” says a saint.

“ hello really honest with you I like the explanation if they’re not evil if they’re not evil entities if God was being poetic, am I like that explanation that there were enough people in the rest of people just it could be ironed out somehow where it just it was the right thing to do because it was a quick death. It was just quick impact and that was the end and my guess son is that he just from what you understand Jove the plane right into the ocean?” says an investigator.

“ yes oh well, it may not have dove it. He might’ve let it serve smack into the ocean like land on its belly or it might’ve landed sideways or something so either just fell out of the sky or a dove or even felt backwards, but I think it probably everyone just blew up on impact I would have to think.” says Lacey.

“Or they were already dead.” says an investigator.

“ yes, that’s possible to especially if they landed on the belly like especially if the plane landed on its belly, I would bet that they probably are already dead, and may weirdly in some cases have even been ghosts. There may have been one or two people who were ghosts, who passed out, and then didn’t realize they were dead, and they just sat there with them they just sat there with the other people who in their head they imagine we’re just sleeping or something and then when the plane crashed into the ocean they were very confused just like we’re getting off now or what’s going on and then they probably probably took a look around and thought no how did we not explode and then realized that they were sing the plane is sort of an a purgatorial state and then I have a feeling that’s when they realize they were dead and it was probably rather shocking to them but no, I am I have a feeling a lot of them probably understood that they were dead which said to me is there is a woman who kept saying I feel like my husband still here and my gut senses that if there’s purgatory her husband was trying to tell her that he was OK but he that he existed and not trying to tell her that he was alive so it’s like oh no I’m OK and he might’ve been saying to her spirit I’m OK I’m OK I still exist but it was like I still exist in Christ. I’m still alive in Christ I am OK but then she heard it in her spirit wrong and so he was still alive.” says Lacey.

“ oh, that’s a lot of editing for you to do today. I am your shipping family. I wonder if you’re not reincarnated if they have a really bitter feelings about India and that’s where you’re coming up with that information and you don’t know how to process that but you poor thing either way so, what is it that but Great Britain was laughing with about laughing with you about earlier?” says Beirut.

“ oh well, come to find out when I have been having sex with Latin for the last three years, including the one time for that was most possibly Wick almost killed me. We were having sex and he said I was supposed to be able to make you orgasm, he was devastated that he couldn’t make me orgasm and that was it about two or three weeks before the queen died, and he was just very upset about it potentially and no come to find out that’s what I mean. I had to take the medication to give people for anthrax come to find out tonight we have a culprit.

Ask, it was this evening lemon, and I were making love and JP showed up and interrupted us. Turns out he played a mental trick in my head because I slept with him once, and he studied my brain as he slept with me. And so that I wasn’t able to enjoy any sexual activity to any great degree with anyone but him. Like he almost, I mean, he was very intelligent he bad it could even be how his family has been able to attack me, and him, or suffocate me using demonic entities, but he basically tied my brain, and it might be how I almost out how I did, I mean I did fall down the stairs, he did something very weird to my brain so he basically tied my brain into knots and it’s totally not a no my morality hasn’t changed my personality hasn’t changed but it’s been interesting because no, he made sex far less pleasant and I found out that apparently the idea was sort of romantic and away because he was thinking that if I should ever be with him again, he’ll be able to say oh, don’t worry dear I ruined it with everyone else but me so you don’t even need to apologize that’s what a man is for. He covers his own back and takes responsibility for himself so I tied your brain in knots so that you wouldn’t be able to really truly be with anyone but me.

So he untied those knots, and no to it was like a part of my personality came back in and it was extraordinary, extraordinary upsetting to them. I think the idea was the crash thing to talk about it but I’m not afraid to talk about it because the boomers yelled at my generation, for not talking about things like this so I’m decided I decided just be incredibly blunt about it because apparently that’s what we were supposed to do right or we’re just pure evil.

So I think the idea was that mom and I were supposed to have a really lovely time right before the queen died, and then when she died, I would be in such good spirits to and so comforted by him that I would be able to handle her death without crying too much And I did cry but I think or maybe he was something I would cry more I know that would be helpful for my body to just cry over her death to just have some thing that I could safely cry about and then he’d be there so we could sort of cry together over her death or something and it didn’t work out no and I have a feeling my brain got confused and that’s why I fell down the stairs and yeah so anyway, but that was quite shocking that was quite shocking today to discover that he that he really did that.” says Lacey

Later.

“And how did he do this?” asks the cia.

“So I’d start to relax and enjoy sex and not feel anxious…because of the intimacy between Lem and I…and then my brain would automatically start thinking about my children dying. I’d hear them doing scary things in other rooms at the same time too. Like…something would fall. Or they’d scream. Or if they were gone my mind would be given tons of mental images of them dying.

Today he admitted to it. And I was able to calm my brain and feel relaxed around Lem again. We’re in love. But it’s been sad for years now.” says Lacey.

“What was that like?” asks a reader.

“It was odd! It was like losing one’s ability to move your arm and then it just suddenly returning.” says Lacey.

“So it felt like being healed.” says a Christian.

“Yes. And maybe it’s a similar spiritual thing. I don’t know.” says Lacey.

“What you’re doing is terrifying.” says Jonah Wiley.

“Yes. Mostly Beto don’t want to lose my salvation or cause anyone else to stumble.” says Lacey.

“I mean…sleeping with dead men.” says Jonah.

“Yes, and hopefully that’s what it is.

But if it is-“ says Lacey.

“She’s with me. Even if she’s not sleeping with me.” says Lem. “What if I’ve fallen in love with her just watching her?” He thinks. “But no, I am interacting with her dead self enough to count. She’s- We’ll talk more later.”

“I’m sad that women feel the need to consider this.” says Jonah.

“Me too! There could even be men who do.” says Lacey.

“I worry I am. But…that’s between me and God.” says Jonah.

“Yeah. We can’t tell you.” says Lem. “And by we I mean Lacey and I.”

Silence.

“Shoot! Diego conjured you.” says Chris.

“She was looking for Micheal.” says a man.

“Anyway, goodnight!” says Lem.