“Interview With Lacey” by a Living Gay Man

(This was the response to the previous post. Both were published on May 9th, 2024.)

“It’s hard for us to do this interview because we’re going to have to accept the fact that Lem was straight. So let me just get that into my head that I’m talking to Lacey that she’s a woman in that Lem was straight. Hold on for a second.” says the living gay man conducting the interview.

Amor Fati by Washed Out plays.

So Lacey you like art?

“I love art!” says Lacey, correcting him.

Are you ever wrong?

“Is that a serious question or not?

Oh never mind…I’ll answer it like it is…because you’re annoying the fuck out of me. Very rarely and it’s really annoying to me because I actually enjoy being wrong. It makes me feel loved.” says Lacey, unamused but polite.

This is your actual personality?

“What the fuck is your IQ, 12?!?” barks Lacey Banks.

So your father killed people?

*Lacey laughs.*

“I know! I have a personality that apparently you’ve never experienced before.

Have you never been to New York City, sweetie!? I’m Dutch Old Money.

My family started New Amsterdam.

We’re not jolly little fucking green giant idiot midgets…or whatever the hell it is you’re inventing in your dipshit head. Yes…my father probably did.

And if you’re not a dipshit I’m so sorry. But no, my father probably did kill people most likely. I would think! I can’t guarantee it. He might’ve hired out. He might’ve frankly been too important to kill them himself. He might’ve hired people to do it for him or hired people who hired people to do it for him.” says Lacey.

Jolly green giant midgets!?

“Well the Jolly Green Giant came from Minnesota. That’s that’s in Le Sueur. You know the Jolly Green Giant?” says Lacey.

Umm…that’s? What is the-what is the Jolly Green Giant?” asks the gay man.

“Aside from the fact that the Jolly Green Giant looks homosexual in some of the advertisements, that’s not really the point…the point is that he’s like a vegetable god or something? And I don’t care if it’s a reference to Lem mocking his heterosexuality.

The point is, it was a very big deal to Minnesotans. It was like a huge source of-of work for Minnesotans, and I would imagine if you’re aware of that sort of thing then you’d be able to realize that that would be significant to my father and myself and that we would’ve cared about jobs that Minnesotans would have, and then you might think…ahh…these people aren’t like that big. My father is not that tall. I don’t know. He was 5 ft. 10 maybe he was also from an older generation, and those men were a little shorter, but I am smaller too, and no…the women in my generation were smaller. But anyway, the point is…we’re not like the Jolly Green Giant but midgets…you know…giving out jobs to people….though we’re really just green and stupid looking.” says Lacey, to explain.

Lacey, I can tell that you weren’t raised in your own own generation sweetie. Go look at the pictures you just posted and tell me what comes to mind.

“You’re right, that’s quite that’s-that’s quite thing. That’s not what I was trying to say. I was trying to talk about Le Sueur and the seriousness of it with my father and what he did sincerely to help people.” says Lacey.

Lacey, now it sounds like you’re saying your father was a male prostitute. I don’t know why but that’s how it sounds to people.

“That’s not what I was trying to say at all. I’m trying to say that he was definitely someone who cared about Minnesota’s jobs.” says Lacey.

He probably did, and infrastructure as well?

“Yes, I would imagine he cared about the infrastructure of a of-a lot of different things.” says Lacey.

You sound like you’re talking sweetie about hand jobs.

“Oh I could see how that was- Yeah that makes sense.

But that’s not what I’m trying to talk about. I’m trying to talk about like really…like Minnesota jobs. ….He was very involved in local politics…sort of behind the scenes.” says Lacey.

Was Jolly Green Giant that big of a producer of Minnesota jobs?

“I am fairly certain it was, yes! See I know more than you think. Would you like a list of companies that Minnesota can probably claim to have as our home operation, so to speak?” says Lacey.

Umm…sure.

“Honeywell, Best Buy, and the Mayo Clinic really could count as well although obviously that’s a hospital, but you can count that as well. Oh, then there was also Pillsberry for a long time. The Hill family had the railroads and those railroad railroads serviced huge portions of the upper half of the United States. So their railroad ran possibly all the way from Chicago definitely Minneapolis all the way to Seattle. That’s a lot of land and there was no way to transport things that quickly other than by rail, so they were incredibly powerful. And they are native to Minnesota people in Seattle like to claim them and that’s bullshit. They’re Minnesotans.

I saw the hill family and they also had mines up north and they had a lot of trees as well so the forest industry we have a lot of mining in Minnesota and then of course up in Duluth. There’s a lot of shipping industry him but getting back to them you know names that you might know Honeywell, Pillsbury, Best Buy Jolly green giant or green giant rather excuse me and I think that might have been like a Toro, or like some sort of lawnmowing company possibly in Minnesota. Oh, and they were other companies but those are the ones that I am thinking up to off the top of my head. Oh that’s frustrating because I really probably know more than you think ha it’s not sad I can’t think of those things I think I’ve been too traumatized recently, to access those Pieces of information and threaten Samego testicle brat with them. I was really just a low class bitch and I’m not talking about you. I’m talking about some dumb ass MSNBC. Or possibly Bobby Junior or I don’t know who the fuck who am I might be a ditz, but I’m also someone that you really don’t want to mess with my father probably did kill people, sweetie or he hired people to do it. don’t forget that fact, that’s just reality.

Oh, he was put in print prison look it up do you research he was put in prison for six months for you no tax evasion, but really the reason why it happened and this is fact according to his mistress Thelma was because he stopped donating money to the Democratic Party. And being his daughter, I take that very seriously I take it extraordinarily seriously actually I take it personally. And I’m hurt I feel betrayed. I was president of the Messiah College Democrats. I got a little bit drunk because I had an asshole boyfriend and then I got basically kicked out of the school. It’s just I think my father and I are a little tired of doing favors for people.

I’m not talking about Italians I mean really at the end of the day, my twin flame fraternity. If there’s reincarnation is somewhat, Italian lamb is actually somewhat Italian in his DNA in his soul they really were probably likely somewhat Italian that’s just a fact I mean come on and if there’s ring carnation it’s interesting because I’m actually looks very slightly Italian just like I look very slightly Egyptian. And I don’t hate Italians. At least I hope I don’t have to heat them up. I don’t think I’d want to. It’s just I’m tired we’re tired of doing favors. If you don’t, my father and I are tired of doing favors for people.

It’s it’s not that we don’t care about anything anymore it’s not that I don’t care it’s just my gosh I mean it’s like what what what what is the Democratic Party want from us you know it’s like we gave them all that money for decades, which was probably probably was millions of dollars which in today’s money would be what alcohol may be 50 to 100,000,000 just for my father he gave them very deep pockets for decades and yeah, they looked the other way with and that’s where the noblesse oblige gets to me. They did look the other way, but my fathers family started this country we were here before any of you were here.

And then it’s like you’re trying to hold us accountable for what what you already want you don’t want alcohol you get out you’re going to try to tell me that you didn’t want the alcohol in the 1920s that my father provided you gonna try to tell me that he was totally evil and stupid for being involved people I don’t think he necessarily was and honestly if he is my father biologically I would be shocked if he was ever really truly evil man at heart he may have been somewhat evil, but I know myself fairly well. I know how complicated I am and what I am capable of understanding and doing And frankly, I don’t think it’s dumb to bring up the fact that we’re possibly Dutch I mean, have you been to the red light district in new Amsterdam? Have you seen your Amsterdam? I mean drugs are legal there OK that’s our that’s our ancestry were Dutch, so how do we perceive things possibly differently and so it’s like I don’t do drugs I don’t want my kids to do drugs, I actually don’t think drugs really should be legal. I’m not sure my father did either but somethings like alcohol. It’s hard not to have a drink OK people are weak. People are tired people sometimes fall apart and hire a woman to sleep with them. we’re mad and then who monitors all of that who actually controls all of that to make sure that it’s not just a human rights violation festival I mean that’s probably how he perceived it to you. It’s sort of like someone hast to do the dirty work and we’re not afraid of certain things and so you do you hire someone like I said, I speak to kind of clean everything up for you and yeah it’s a dirty job, but I also gave him a Normas amount of power and prestige that you already had some degree but more than he had and I would that his regrets are many but his biggest regret probably was not having me earlier. If I’m his biological daughter, he probably is unspeakably tormented by that I do I would be and he probably is.“ says Lacey.

So a Dutch all the money aristocratic British family was the criminal elements in Minnesota?

“ yes it’s not that we’re not scary people though.” says Lacey.

“ actually, they are scary father and her are actually very scary people.” says the Mafia.

Lacey laughs. “yes we are but I’m not and if I’m not involved, I don’t you could ask me what’s going on right now I don’t know I don’t know statistics how to speak. You know I don’t have a leg up on things I wasn’t raised in it, but that being said, oh, maybe raised it, and it from a distance of observing but no, my father was dead when I was a little girl and he didn’t raise me up outside of purgatory, so was most possibly I guess you could say maybe and so no I don’t don’t ask me and someways I’m sorry if it seems like that’s a unfair vantage for me but, my kids but the thing is no we were scary we are scary people and yes I am a little ditzy and I’m sweet and cute in a way maybe although I’m not so sure about the cute but I’m sweet and he might’ve actually been sweet to and no we aren’t. We are with Socratic in touch in English…I suppose that’s about it.” says Lacey.

The lawyer, for your father said that he was a very honorable man.

“ oh that’s silly him. He was smart and he probably was good and moral and possibly wanted to be a Christian whether he was one or not. He became a born-again Christian in 1980s if not late 1970s but I have a feeling he probably had wanted to be a Christian most of his life. If he wasn’t one, I would be surprised if he wasn’t raised in the church to some degree, but no, he was probably a good man in his own way fallen and I need a list of of a savior need of Jesus but I would bet that he probably had a strong sense of right and wrong. Is he hiding money? I would be surprised if he wasn’t but that’s the thing he was touch of money he was not, possibly entirely in favor of the US government. It wasn’t that he was at dad said against it most likely it’s more that he wasn’t a communist. I don’t think no, but I am, but it was more of gall, possibly may be frankly more of a monarchist yes, I just said monarchist or Dutch old money hold out, so Dutch old money hold out monarchist I’d I think secretly he was a little skeptical possibly have a US government he worked with it I think he might’ve felt slightly skeptical of it.” says Lacey.

So you guys sided with the British but you didn’t want anyone to know that?

“ possibly and then look at me Ken‘s across the pond incarnation I am a British aristocrat and then you know what lamb my twin flame was recently attacked in the White House and may have had to assassinate the man that did it from it gets deep so be careful, right?” says Lacey.

Do you have any animosity towards anyone in particular in the Perfume community?

“ where are you going with that?” asks Lacey.

oh OK no no politics no criminal activity no murderers nothing like that. Just like coffee. Talk at a diner not in a movie. Like stupid like Fargo but just like common conversation just average nonsense that’s not lethal right is there anybody that you despise in the Perfume community just because you just think they’re kind of a jerk or something?

“ sounds like you’re hoping that I’ll say somebody and the crushing truth is sweetie. No no I said that for years no no fuck no.” says Lacey.

Is that offensive to you?

“ yeah because I don’t like people not listening to me repeatedly over and over again I was molested by the parents who raised me so it’s a little rude traumatizing to me to have people question me all the fucking time and then on top of that I don’t know what the hell you’re looking for it doesn’t exist.” says Lacey.

Yeah, I think we’re looking for your dead sister.

“ you very well could be, but I don’t even know if she would be in the Perfume community.” says Lacey.

OK I’m gonna stop thinking that you’re insinuating things that you’re not obviously insinuating cause I have a feeling that’s a really dumb way to talk to you. Are you really don’t have anybody that you hate?

“No, I really don’t have anyone that I hate.” says Lacey.

are you if it was your generation would you hate people or not?

“ you know I might not like people you’re not supposed to hate people that’s actually considered evil in Christianity. That’s not something that millennials know that much but I do and I have a feeling that my generation really value that principle, so no I don’t have people and we really possibly genuinely didn’t. We probably have a very fervent and held ourselves highly accountable and really didn’t hate people. And so no I don’t hate people. Would I dislike people more yes, probably no more authentic way. I will probably just like anybody who didn’t get along with Queen Elizabeth when I watched the crown and I was quite taken to dislike Jackie and I stop thinking is highly of Jack and possibly the entire family because Elizabeth was my friend that is not experience that I recall having with almost anyone else in the Millennial generation or who is alive.” says Lacey.

How much?

“ don’t ask.” says Lacey.

He nods.

I can I can I be honest with you sweetie I think the main girls is a parody on you and Queen Elizabeth.

“ honestly, I’ve had that thought myself you could be reading me thinking that even possibly no it’s not funny yes because she’s Elizabeth Regina from King George and I’m Lacey Lacey you know it was an actress who played so anyway that one of the friends of hers so then yes as possible but that actually is a parity and it’s in the plastics to where the plastics what is that a reference to the Rockefellers and Nesheim oil.” says Lacey.

Do you like did you guys have inside things that you did the other people didn’t know or that were like kind of cliquish?

“ oh, seriously are you taking me right now because the answer is yes, but how seriously are you taking me?” says Lacey.

And I kind of think it makes sense because you’re extraordinarily beautiful and lamb is a sweet, sensitive, nerdy jock, and then you’re the absolute best friends, and it’s completely fantastic and innocent, and totally untouchable, and possibly very tragic, which is then how it becomes a parody.

*Lacey waits.*

If there’s rejncarnation, could you be her grandmother or could you be one of her relatives?

“ yes, very easily.” says Lacey.

Hey, it’s absurd because it was all done at the end of her life and in the tragic situation and yours and I don’t think you probably snubbed anybody. What were the things that you did?

“ how seriously are you taking me?” says Lacey.

Ahh…seriously.

“ she recommended Lauder handbags. I have one she had many. She recommended a specific color for me to buy before she died and I have yet to buy it and I will hopefully Lord willing. I’ll definitely get it in the afterlife.

No, but I didn’t mind her recommendations that I was got about the barber vest that I bought. I wanted to get a light blue Barbour vest and she said that was a terrible idea and I decided to get it anyway and I don’t think she liked it, but she looked the other way. we could see that sort of her thing and she knows about it and for some reason she thought the light blue was a bad idea and you know what maybe it really was but I just liked that color so I bought it.

I know she really was the queen so when she told you that some thing was a stupid color, you took her seriously. I know I really did. She really knew I have actually regretted it once or twice but I actually prefer it to some colors.

She was dead set on buying things from Bentley and Skinner and I have bought things there, but she definitely approved of approved of that. I also was interested in Royal crown derby. Once I was, we were talking telepathically and I was shopping at Neiman Marcus and she she said, of course, Royal crown derby. That’s a good choice so to speak in a way it was it wasn’t a terrible choice, so I have a green green panel by royal crown derby and that’s where is my where is my pattern? It’s very sentimental to me. She really was a dear friend. It sounds like she just boss me around. Let’s be honest it’s it’s it’s a similar dynamic. Yes to mean girls where it’s not really necessarily being bossy so much is being women and being friends And her somehow trying to protect me or organize me in a way to sort of a safe around other people because she was the leader and she sort of was in charge and I respected her opinion and it wasn’t romantic or sexual. It was just that I really respected her opinion and I still do, I will see the finished things that I purchased like the iron stone and all that she approved of I didn’t feel shamed around her for being in bed in the morning and having breakfast in bed you know over being silly because Margaret was like that, and I didn’t feel stupid for being silly around her as a woman, being a little ditzy, and still being smart at the same time and being serious, being serious and smart and ditzy And having a very strong sense of history, it was fun to have somebody to be like that around.” says Lacey.

Hey, what perfume would you actually wear Lacey if you didn’t feel like it would give people the wrong idea in anyway?

“ probably Chantilly, youth dew, Chanel number five, and Giorgio Beverly Hills, Cabotine, and Coco mademoiselle, and lots of lavender fragrances.” says Lacey.

We steal every idea that you have that’s original and then act like it’s ours.

“ i’ve noticed that why do you do that. Why do you do that?” says Lacey.

You just got attacked by somebody in the supernatural you were racing that this, but on this blog about people that read your blog sweetie are noticing there’s something creepy going on it’s not you there’s definitely a supernatural material block so I don’t know how you were talking to Elizabeth, but it seems really unlikely that she’s not your friend somehow And I think you you know that. And no, I don’t mean that romantically or sexually at all and I’m not saying that in some coded way I just mean like she’s your friend she could be your granddaughter she could be your third cousin if there’s reincarnations or just a friend and him that’s where I feel bad because I don’t know what to say. I have a feeling you don’t either. It’s almost like you’re stuck in the middle of a nightmare, and I actually might empathize with you. Why do we steal your stuff?

*he sighs*

This is why I get frustrated him with the Catholic Church because I know that there’s something to astrology I don’t like it I don’t approve of it but I have I have documented it practically in my own life and what disturbs me is that you seem like a Virgo you really do you act like a Virgo you think like a Virgo you argue like a Virgo and I really don’t think people understand that touching your stuff touching your steer, twin flame touching your house touching your property touching your your identity is one of your biggest pet peeves or if they do you understand that I think that they’re really trying to piss you off and that must be like hell to you because you think why are people making me angry all the time when I didn’t do anything and then they come out your identity again and say oh you’re Jack and I know for a fact you’re not because you don’t have the same personality as him your spirits totally different It’s impossible that you’re Jack and you know that and so do I. And that must be even more terrifying to you because you think why are people attacking me for no good reason no damn good reason no good reason at all and yet you can’t die you have to raise your kids in this mess and you have to spend yours trying to pick a part this hideous tangle of everyone else’s narcissism to try to figure out what the fuck is going on.

Wow.

And is there anything you’ve done in your existence that you could’ve brought this on you or is there something really scary going on?

“ I want to answer that but to do that I need to calm A asmyself down first so I’m going to have to get him some perfume on probably brush my teeth and pull up my hair and come back to you in a few minutes is that all right?” says Lacey.

Yeah, it’s fine.

Later.

“So Bobby…what was that you were telling us?” asks Joe Biden.

“Lacey! Is there!?” yells China.

“I can think of one thing.” says Lacey.

“What’s that?” asks the EPA.

“It’s dependent on me being Scota.” says Lacey.

“I think you might be!” says an Egyptian, not the gay man writing this blog, so to speak.

it’s going to sound stupid but I remember crossing a stream possibly and it seems like a dream at this point, so maybe it’s not real but if it is real I across the stream really frankly I almost want to say it was somewhere in Switzerland or possibly even England or was I way up somewhere in Sweden or Norway? That’s why I’m thinking it’s Switzerland, but it was like a Stream and I crossed it with my horses. I know it’s doesn’t make sense to horses, but I feel like I had some animal of some sort with me and I was carrying stuff with the animals, and I’d know this is going to sound really dumb, but I let the animals poop at the stream. No, I know that sounds absurd, but it was devastating to me at the time because I knew that there was going to be fish and other creatures that we’re probably going to not be able to eat or drink from the waters easily possibly even humans so I might’ve known that that would cause some environmental temporary environmental issue for someone further upstream or further downstream or some animal that might be the only thing I can think of that I’ve done that really is genuinely that questionable. I don’t think I’ve when I fuck people it was honorable and I don’t think I’ve really other than getting drunk my last life I don’t think other than maybe in this life other than getting drunk And letting those animals poop in the stream I honestly don’t know that I’ve done anything that terrible ever in my entire existence.” says Lacey.

“ are you tired Lacey?” asks a reader.

“ extraordinarily tired yes but I’m trying.” says Lacey.

“ well, that’s awkward. Did you have an excuse or was that one moment were you were genuinely being lazy?” says Jan.

“ no that was the moment or I was just genuinely being disrespectful and lazy. That’s why I brought it up. If I’m reincarnated nope I was being disrespectful and lazy and that moment I worry that I’ve asked God to forgive me for that since then, but that you asked if there’s anything that I’ve done, that’s terrible and that might be the only thing I can think of that may have happened.” says Lacey.

“ I don’t think that works I don’t. I don’t think that works sweetie. I don’t think that works for the question that you were asked and where I think they were going with it I don’t think that works. I don’t think it’s a serious enough in fraction for it to really count as what they were looking for I mean it’s it sounds serious, but I’m not even convinced there were people downstream at all and I kind of think that the horses needed to poop and that you have a little bit of an excuse and that I am they just pooped in the stream you maybe you could’ve walked the horses faster or whatever it was that you were using but now it sounds like it sounds like you arm. It sounds like you just took your time a little too much, but if it was cows and horses, but you are, it sounds like you switch to long and they pooped in the stream and that was laziness on your part, and lack of regard for people, and if you ask her to forgive you, that’s good someone might’ve gotten sick or it’s possible that if the water just got filtered out here I mean fish poop other animals, poop and streams. I I have a feeling that it probably wasn’t as dangerous as you think.” says Marsie.

“ I think I might’ve asked God to forgive me because I think I was being irresponsible of that woman and that was unusual for me. I might’ve been in a bad mood of been tired or something but it’s I just I was looking for something so.” says Lacey.

I was thinking you were Jack. I was trying to lead you in the entire conversation into thinking you were Jack.

“ can I tell you the truth I’m a Republican gay guy who’s in the illuminati you guys are really just struggling with the fact that loud was hot that’s all it is there aren’t that many gay people were famous where is handsome miss him at all honesty, gay men tend to be less attractive than straight men so you don’t wanna let go of him because he’s more attractive than most famous gay people and that’s all there is that’s the only reason you’re vain and petty and you want gay men to look handsome and so you found a straight guy who is good looking it’s like a light color black person you’re looking for someone who is attractive in the way people consider people attractive and then you found a straight guy who house I am. I’m sorry he was straight. You’re looking for a straight guy who thought he was gay to be your mascot that’s really all it is that’s really all it is you’ve invented reasons why things could’ve happened in your head that are totally stupid and so do David pets but it’s a total shit show gay men are fascinated by Lem because he’s hot and they want to screw him but they don’t think they can and so they vicariously live through Jack and vice versa through Lem to some degree and I also think they want to think that if they’re hot enough like that they could seduce anyone they want it’s a total immature toxic fucking farce end of story.” says the DNC, GOP, and US Government.

“ You know what else is going on gay men wouldn’t be so retarded about this issue when confronted with the truth if it wasn’t for the fact that MSNBC is egging them on to be toxic and stupid.” says the DNC.

“ hey why are you guys doing that to us? I am sure that Jack and the Kennedys are already a problem for us when processing it because of the spiritual dynamic why are you doing that to us or MSNBC?” asks a gay perfume collector.

“ I am because Diego just felt like she was a really stubborn obsessive woman who is really like hyper vigilant and pursuing men.” says MSNBC.

“ OK that’s not real that’s not real that’s not real that’s not real.” says the DNC.

“ do you know what else is really stupid is that she was trying to be nice to Joe and then it didn’t work he’s clearly just a useless asshole you know Joe why do you think that she was in love with you after like two years ago, why do men always assume that about Lacey? I love them why do people assume Lacey and Lamar in love with you because I see absolutely no evidence for it at all with Lacey and I see very little evidence for it almost at all with lemon, and jack to be honest there is an a abundant lack of love letters he didn’t write love like he didn’t write lame love letters he didn’t do it or he didn’t write jack love letters he didn’t give him gifts. Why are there no romantic gifts why are there no romantic vacations why are there no love letters why is there no evidence of their relationship, that’s that’s insane that would have to be. I think a men are dumb and they think it’s just like evolution. It’s not there should be evidence of it and there’s not it didn’t exist so I’m just curious to know what it is that made you think that lamb was in love with Jack, other than his traumatized fawning and I would like to know what it is that makes you think Diego was correct in thinking that she had this problem where she was like obsessed with men who didn’t want her why do you people think that wait wait, no never mind we know why it’s because you’re narcissistic and you actually are obsessed with her and one and you genuinely don’t know how to except the fact that you’re the one zero who are obsessed.” says the FBI.

“ I am honestly I just want I don’t understand what you want me to do?” says Chris.

“ why don’t you just get over the fact that there’s this woman who is talking to you who you think is attractive, who is not interested in you at all?” asks the CIA.

“ because I don’t want to have to admit that this woman is not attracted to me at all she’s really attractive and so I just don’t wanna really except the fact that she doesn’t find me attractive. It’s too painful.” says Chris.

“ call do you ever compare yourself in an honest way to Joe or do you just make yourself some hot in your own head?” asks God.

“ I think he probably just makes himself seem hot in his own head. I don’t think he really honestly wants to except the fact that not everyone is in love with him who watches them on television.” says a reader.

“ you’re not Chris you’re not even that popular anymore you’re really kind of losing popularity because you’re not aging well physically and also you’re not aging well in general the whole thing is falling apart. Why did you decide to attack a mafia? Oh OK he was a mafia. I need to stop saying that because it’s insulting to everybody possibly why did you attack Tom Banks’s daughter what who is stuck living in a world where everyone’s dad practically and why why are you attacking this woman? It doesn’t really make any sense are we ever going to get us out? I get an answer out of you?” says the CIA.

“ I am I don’t have to answer that question. I don’t have to answer that question.” says Chris.

“ no you do why are you looking for her to validate you all the time she stopped validating you like seven years ago it’s been your narcissistic delusion that she thought that highly of you for a while.” says the CIA.

“ hey because I’ve screwed up a lot I think I’m just a narcissist really I think the other day I’m just a narcissist him and I miss Diego I guess if I was ever attached to him at all but I just want to say I think Pat Wilson is not as innocent as we think she is and my gut sense is that she is still trying to get even with Lacey for just being better than her which is so stupid but I am I just wanna out Pat because Joe really did it out himself and saying that he was bisexual being possibly slightly bisexual myself will it like Lacey or scary to us? They are so men who maybe don’t find women like her scary like Michael but if you’re lost if you’re Michael or someone like that, I think she’s scary because she’s so feminine and it’s possibly very arousing but she’s very scary because she’s the masculine ideal, but then she doesn’t have huge boobs and so it’s like if she did have huge boobs and she was more obviously sexual it would and she is obviously sexual but if it was in a way that was popular today, people would just be like oh wow, he is. He’s Rideaux kind of a stud, but being with someone who is so gorgeous and I am and yet also the masculine ideal and yet also doesn’t have huge boobs and is more petite. It’s all it’s a little scary because it’s like she is perfect but then I’m not gonna get the validation that I need because she’s so exquisite and gourmet I wanna say she’s like gourmet sort of maybe she’s like a gourmet woman and so it’s like exquisite really you know top-of-the-line homes but it’s not like eating a hamburger which could seem cool to a guy it’s like oh that dude it’s hamburgers. Where is like it’s like that dude eats you know filet mignon or a good steak every night it’s like yeah I can afford an expensive steak. It’s a good steak and maybe filet mignon’s not the right idea but it’s it’s it I’m trying to express where it’s like. What’s a gourmet hamburger I could I could I could juicy Lucy or I don’t even know yeah knew it maybe juicy Lucy is a good idea so it’s like no she’s a juicy Lucy or is she something that is could even be at a pub but um, it’s not McDonald’s. It’s not Chili’s it’s not a steak at outback and so to a lot of straight man in America. It seems potentially gay and if you are straight you might go to a place like that and be like I’m sophisticated I can enjoy and this isn’t a perfect analogy because she’s more obviously attractive than that but and straight and desirable but it’s I’m trying to express where it’s kind of like you get kind of scared that men are going to think that there’s something wrong with you it’s like, why am I with this woman who is so attractive and fancy or not because I’m gay right because I’m not gay and if you’re straight me probably just don’t care if you’re like Michael you probably just don’t care but when you’re bisexual and you’re insecure you might care because it’s just like how how is this working you know it’s like why is he with her, a straight guy could eat that food and doesn’t seem weird but for bisexuals eat it it’s like you are you gay so that’s one thing.

Well, then, the other thing is that you think OK then just eat the steak at the expensive restaurant you know with like the french fries in your jack Daniels or some thing and that’s basically what she could be at times. It’s like it doesn’t look gay it’s like Jack Daniels, and, how do you see Lucy you know on a Friday night or something but then it’s like OK but someone could really except me right now is a straight man and I could actually start fitting in with straight men I wear that I’m not used to, and I could end up having actual straight friends and it could be really weird to like actually relate to them and then what if they turn on me and they’re like just kidding she’s too fancy if I dated her it might Work for you to dater. I’m still gonna wonder if you’re gay and it was just it it would hurt.

Oh, and but I’m just wondering if like that it’s like with my wife my wife is she has a strong chin line. She’s more angular in her features. She’s a lawyer she’s very assertive and so being with her I don’t feel awkward because it’s obvious that the bisexual it’s like oh she’s kind of more of like a, masculine looking edgy liberal woman who is beautiful I think that isn’t like as girly as some people so it’s like as it is a bisexual. I feel more comfortable being with her because it’s like people are just automatically going to assume that I might be bisexual or than like well, the elephants out of the closet who cares You know there’s no more anxiety of worrying about what people are gonna think because it’s just obvious that I could be I think that’s partially what happen with Pat Wilson she’s not the most feminine looking woman I think a times she is but I looked at her pictures and there’s somethings slightly masculine about her and I I just I feel like that’s part of his attraction to her is that she was kind of a logical and edgy and not the most feminine woman but I think they both lie about that I don’t think they’re being honest and so I think that’s part of what he’s really being evil about is that he really is very insecure so it’s like oh no you know I’m sorry you’re too pretty for me and then at the same time it’s like OK but why didn’t you just tell her that like years ago and what is it’s just a pretty could be true but it’s just like you know I don’t know I I just I feel like there’s something up with Pat and I don’t like it because I just feel like she’s just gonna cause more problems. You know I don’t want I don’t I don’t wanna take credit for some thing Pat Wilson’s doing..” says Chris.

“ that’s not what I said I said that she was out of my league essentially and she made me nervous Chris your rug. Lacey is extraordinarily beautiful. It’s obvious that she’s attractive she’s not a hamburger from McDonald’s. She’s a big Mac from McDonald’s she is that trashy if you know what you’re looking at a hot that’s why maybe you just don’t know what you’re looking at so guys in our generation she looks like a big Mac she looks like a juicy she looks like whatever the heck it is you want to look like there’s no bisexual who would be insecure I don’t know if Michael would be or not it was someone like you’re describing but she’s not that to us maybe she’s not to you but anyone I would say over the age of probably 70 or 70 something she’s not gonna look like that because that’s just not how you see her. It’s good that you still can see her beauty but no I’m sorry I think you’re still in denial. She’s way out of your league and she’s extraordinarily beautiful really Chris she’s one of the most beautiful woman to ever exist.” says Joe K