“I’m Dead Already” by Lem Billings

(May 26th, 2024 – Evening)

Heaven Can Wait (Chris Taylor Remix) by Charlotte Gainsbourg plays as Becca laughs maniacally with Jack Kennedy. In 1980, if there’s reincarnation.

“Why?” asks the actual son of Constantine. He cries. “Why are you leaving me!? You married my father by mistake!!” he yells.

He races after her at an insane pace. But he’s still too slow.

“So we meet again?” says Becca.

“Yes! I am your dead son?” says Jack in perfect Old English.

“Oh! Really!?” said Fausta.

“Yes! I’m sorry you haven’t seen me.” says JFK.

“But I have.” she says. “But not as our old selves.”

“Oh! Wait what!?” says JFK.

“Yeah.” says Becca. “Do you not remember?”

“I remember!!!” yells Chris Hayes. “Becca…?” he says stupidly and helplessly as he realizes he has nothing to say. He can’t alter reality and yet…

The song ends.

Fire For You by Cannons plays.

It plays.

And so together Jack Kennedy, after making love with Fausta, if there’s reincarnation plans his attack on Lacey.

“Why did you leave me?” asks Fausta’s lover. Should there be reincarnation.

Today Becca says, “I was tricked.”

“How could you not tell!?!” he yells in anguish.

“I was thinking you’d changed?” she says.

“WHAT!?” he says.

“You changed.” she says.

“WHY!?” he says.

“I have no idea. You could have!” she says.

“That’s STUPID! I loved you.” he says, enraged and sad.

“I get bored.” she says.

“Not in that way.” he says.

“Shit.

Do you still love me?” she says.

“Yeah.” he says.

She laughs merrily. “I love my husband.”

“I know. I allowed that.” he says. “He’s cool.”

“Yeah.” she says.

“We’re so fortunate!” he says. “It’s a miracle our conversation is being recorded if there’s reincarnation and God is allowing this.”

“Why is God allowing this?” asks Becca.

“Because Lacey really wants to end the world. Do you assume God won’t let her?” he says.

“Yes.” says Becca.

“Why? Why wouldn’t He? She’s determined.” he says.

“We’re too scared to kill her.” says Hell.

“But theologically why would she?” says Becca.

“Well…that was the actual Pope. There’s a real Illuminati. And she really did accidentally find it. …And no. You didn’t give a damn. She’s never really been loved, Becca.” he says.

And at that JFK screams in anguish.

“Why he not gay!? He suck my cock!” says JFK.

“Maybe he’s just not gay, Jack.” says Becca.

“I stalk her. I’m crazy stalker. I find her in London. Okay? I’m crazy Japanese man.

Jack The Ripper? Okay? Geez you’re dumb. Wow.

Jack-In-The-Box. I’m a dick in a box.

It’s a joke.

I find her on London street and I trick her into trusting me. If there’s reincarnation. I trick her. And now she’s my victim.

I’m crazy stalker. I get her dead husband she die for to suck my cock. And make me US President after he saves my life.

They got tricked into believing Americans were safe. They not. And he trusted America. She asked my opinion. And I told them to ‘Do America.’ So they did it. And…I do it to stalk her. I’m just a poor Japanese man who’s psychotically obsessed with her.” he admits if there’s reincarnation.

“Jack. Why are you obsessed with me!?!” asks Lacey, confused.

“Mm. The reasons are always weird.” says a Hollywood star.

“Why!?” asks Lacey.

“You want me to make a list!?

Okay.

1. You have cool hair.

2. It’s like Japanese woman but darker and different. So cool. I want to make doll of you when you cease to exist. Just to preserve your hair. It’s SO COOL.

3. I’m crazy.

4. I don’t want to stop being crazy.

5. I have fun being crazy.

6. I have fun being with you. You are…so funny. You spicy like a hot burrito! DAMN! Wow, GURL.

7. I am bored.

8. People are boring.

9. I love this. It’s creepy. And cool. Like a funny movie. But I am star!!!

10. I am STAR NOW!!!

11. Wow!!!

12. I am famous!!!!

13. I LOVE AMERICA!!!!” says JFK.

“Why do you love America?” asks Lacey.

“I love to SUCK COCK.” says JFK.

“Jack they don’t know you’re gay.” says Lacey.

The song repeated and now almost ends again.

“I’m SO GAY!!” says Jack.

“But you insist otherwise.” says Lacey.

“I hear you.” says Becca. “Lacey are you trying to turn this tragedy into a really hilarious comedy?”

“Yes! Why not?” says Lacey.

“Jack, you are so gay. You refused to be straight. Why don’t you just-

I mean you were straight for a while kind of right or what? Like were you lying straight person? Yes.!!

And that’s the problem and we talked about this over a year ago. Jack you’re not supposed to keep being weird. Jack you’re supposed to just be honest with people now, and who cares if they don’t like you, I like you.” says Andrew Kunanin.

“ honestly if he really is reincarnated, and he stocked her in the London Street, right after she died, probably before Lem’s dead or I don’t know what happened maybe Lem’s died and Lacey was stuck there or some thing I really don’t know but if there’s reincarnation it seems like she was a ghost, and that she felt stuck there I worry about what happened after they died in their last life it doesn’t sound like they spent a lot of time together before they decided to come back and that’s concerning to me as a psychologist it sounds like they made a decision to try to help people which is admirable, but I highly suspect that that it was actually very honest mistake but that that’s the problem it’s like him it was an honest mistake. Something tells me if there’s a carnation that is turned into a horrific tragedy of epic proportions. Where were they supposed to be probably in South Africa or somewhere maybe even in Europe or Canada or maybe they’re both supposed to come back in the 1980s and just have to live with the reality that they weren’t hell but that they were incredibly fortunate not to be and let that be their punishment I think that that’s not some thing that they were avoiding however, I think that they just felt that bad about it because they really were good people. It was a mistake and it just was that hard for them to let go of the fact that they were part of some thing that was sometimes evil that they got very wealthy from that they had a lot of friends and respect from that people were suffering from in Africa. I sincerely think they just could barely stand themselves and or it just was it just seems so perfectly wrong to them. They probably wasn’t gonna be able to stand themselves. They probably just couldn’t but it just bothered them too much and you know what that’s great and then that’s where maybe there’s not reincarnation, but let’s just back up for a second what if there is and then what we’re dealing with here is a tragedy where it’s like I’d probably allow them to come back, trusting people, and humans that they would be allowed to come back safely, possibly knowing that they might not be him but then that’s where people need to sort of change their attitude Linn was straight OK he was straight. He was a very unusually intelligent person and he faked being gay extremely well, but it is fake if you study him closely enough, you can see what they’re saying he is straight he’s handsome. A lot of men are very handsome back then, but frankly, if you saw Lacey in those clothes you think she was just a sexy actually you’d probably think she was sexier and then your brain would say to you. It’s OK it’s safe to because you think that was his wife. She’s better looking than him because she is advertiser first lived in a much better job, taking her picture in the past, and they do now you have to carefully and respectfully study her face and most people are just too impatient and too hateful towards her to ever do that there are some photographers who have, and she’s tried her self but she’s not a professional photographer and people just aren’t respectful enough for humanity and they haven’t tried in most cases. Um, at any rate, the problem is that if there’s reincarnation he was straight OK they were really happily married for at least 1520 years, they had I think four miscarriages before they kind of just gave up on that. Yeah she might’ve died when she was probably in her late 30s she I know we gets creepy doesn’t it and this week will have to serve you don’t let go because yeah Diana had a problem. Lacey could’ve easily died in her late 30s if she was drunk in London on the street she got hit, yeah he was related to the Spencer family. She’s a Spencer him so she got drunk she got hit by a car. Yeah she was Scotia. Oh, and her family was mostly I’m sure I’m pretty sure her parents are both dead at that point her siblings I I think she cared but now, when she was in love with her husband, they had their own lives and I am, oh she just couldn’t handle him being done. He was the center of everything for her probably more than she even realized and I don’t think she realized how much he loved her and Jack probably knew that and decided to just use that to try to do some thing he’s not a very bright person so anyway yeah it’s a big disaster so so so so she was just kind of hanging out for some reason. Oh yeah I mean it was war time it was world war one lamb died I think in 1913 or 1914 and she died pretty shortly there after, yeah it was me. They’re a handsome couple it was a great love story ring carnation to be honest if there is at this point that’ll be one of the more Monday the things that you see because it’s been so describe to you you might still wanna watch it and yeah if they make a movie about it or something I don’t know if there could be some dad historian somewhere who wants to make a movie if that’s something you wanna watch some day it’s maybe kind of a doc you drama of like an old version where they really try to be accurate and it’s not quite as glamorous.

And so basically yeah he was straight but then and they were happily married but she didn’t realize how much she loved her and then they got back together and I don’t know I think she might’ve been more angry at him. Then he realized him and they came back and it was on safe and why did god allow that Because one was straight they were happily married and he loves her more than if she was his everything you’ve made Jack that person but like Morceau or some thing or it’s like some imitated version of that and that’s bullshit. He really didn’t love Jack that much he actually wasn’t in love with him at all, and that’s just fabricated nonsense and if there’s reincarnation, no jack of his of the crazy obsessive soccer who decided that he was going to become hurt away and make them obsessed with him that much so I know if there’s ring carnation Joe Kennedy Senior had a chance to make him his son And that’s not what he chose because he decided to let everyone be extraordinarily evil in their family.

So, so basically, God allowed it because he knew that he loved Lacey more than Scott loves all that I mean it was it was a done deal. There was no way they were ever going to be with anyone else for eternity. If there’s reincarnation, he knew that because he knows Latin and he knows Lacey And he knew that they were never going to separate and that really as long as they could have each other and him and their kids that there was really very little else that they wanted out of heaven other than each other their kids in England like their family you know ideally probably England Scotland Lacey probably would’ve chosen for her family if that was what was best on I think subconsciously she might’ve if there’s been carnation wanna talk to her dad from Egypt to be there too so she wanna dad from Egypt dad from Scotland and maybe a mom for mama‘s ever loved her And then lemon, her kids and then England and all that now she want those lions as much as possible including the royal family and Queen Elizabeth and she might need to argument for the Windsors and a lot of other people and I think she’s become rather attached to the Romanoffs, and she loves the Roosevelts to and the Rockefellers and a lot of other people I mean Shores wanted I think everyone to be in heaven I delete, but maybe not as much done as she does now so before she probably saw things more like whoever goes to heaven, I should be in heaven where is now I would be surprised if she’s ready to go to hell and do a dossier obsessively and everyone there to double check God’s make sure that they’re supposed to be there and yeah it’s bad. It’s this is a disaster so if there’s retardation know if people don’t ever seem to get it, she really is Scotia. This isn’t funny and that way there’s no calm down for her. Yeah it’s actually scary in the opposite it’s repulsive what do people are asking of reality because she really is Scotia if there’s reincarnations and you can’t make her not that just to make the Kennedys feel less insecure about themselves.

I am cell that’s just kind of a quick for one wine and what’s going on can you stop attacking her and acting like she’s crazy she’s basically been babysitting the whole fucking world for the last eight years and if you listen to her, I would have been killed by a rolling, rolling pin.” says a dead psychologist.

“ do you know what pisses us off Lacey is that lame is a straight man and so he has straight man mannerisms and I think we can’t handle the fact that you’re pointing out to us that we never seem like that we never seem that normal but just gay.” say all living gay men.

“ yeah, you guys are absolute fucking idiots in that way aren’t you? No you’re gay. I thought you were proud of that.” says Lacey.

“ oh, you know you’re really a nice person and I’m just jealous of you and I can’t handle it.” say all living gay men.

“ is that what it is?” says Lacey.

“About 100% of it yet we’re just angry, jealous bitches who are the scum of the fucking universe in relation to you hi!” say all living gay men to Lacey.

“ yeah it’s pretty much just something petty and stupid. FYI you really do look that gay how the fuck do you not realize that about yourselves or you just deranged freaks?” says Lacey.

“ we are stupid. Why are you so presumptive that there’s no way you could just annihilate all of us and make everyone really happy we’re dead at the same time shit that’s dumb to attack you that way I’m not sure we’re supposed to be this jealous of you OK we either are screwed up and you’re one of the few people life of the balls to say that even they don’t have balls and we really are just sick perverted weirdos or am we’re not that evil and so what do you mean we seem gay?” they say.

“ you do you just constantly seem gay it doesn’t go away.” says Lacey.

“ you it goes away the minute we stop looking in the mirror or talking like you’re gay it’s disappears and even when we talk that way it still doesn’t sound gay.” say all living gay men.

“Ahh no that’s bullshit sweetie you seem gay all the time yeah and it’s actually really not attractive to women we think it’s gross.” says Lacey.

“ OK but like roses a friend gross or just you gross like why are you expecting me to find you attractive gross?” says a Gen. Z (mostly) gay man.

“ what the fuck do you think I mean?” says Lacey.

“ the latter.” he says.

“ yeah no fucking shit. Yeah no fucking shit. That’s what I mean. You fucking dumb asses.” says Lacey.

“ what most of the time I think we’re fine with that there could be some woman that that’s hurtful from for population of us who are stupidly, identifying as gay when they’re actually mostly when they’re bisexual, but other than those men that can barely handle the fact that they’re bisexual and it’s really annoying at this point yeah I don’t get why we don’t like that either. I think that’s kind of stupid to him. OK so you’re just like you why are we talking about sex? You’re gay for those of us that actually are and then for the people who are bisexual you’re like why are you telling me you’re gay when you’re not and then that’s where I realize that this is a stupid conversation. Something tells me it’s just dumb like I think it’s an ego thing right because it’s like you want to think that you’re still attractive to women even though you’re gay.” says a living gay man.

“ I think maybe there’s something a little deranged about that gay then it needs to be let that go you’re not sexy in the way that is straight manners you can’t procreate in the same way that they can you just cat and so you’re not a sexy, possibly that’s just possible biological fact or if you are sexy it’s in a very different way. It’s possibly not as objectively sexy I’m sorry get over it. It’s possible that you are sexually inferior even if it’s allowed in heaven, which could be why it’s not allowed because you don’t know you’re not made to be inferior, so if you might be sexually inferior, but then at the same time, if it’s allowed in heaven, maybe you weren’t supposed to be I don’t know but it’s not. I’m sorry you’re not here. I mean come on get a grip if it’s allowed in heaven wow you’re an inferior form of acceptable sexuality get over it. If it’s still acceptable potential if it’s acceptable in heaven, and I mean it would be if it’s allowed and have a nice look septal and maybe having you get to be sexy again when I’m not here on earth, the way things are the full world. You are not allowed in heaven darn it, so no I’m sorry you’re not a sexiest straight man I think I’m in find Streetman attractive nobody really finds gay men truly attractive, possibly other than other gay men or bisexual met possibly some transgendered but OK fine there’s other nonbinary people might there are some minorities that might of genders if that exists but straight women and straight men do not, and that’s just how it goes so you’re not your sex appeal is not as great as a straight men’s would be. Do you need that level of superiority or can you just get over it?” says Lacey.

Walking Zero by Sneaker Pimps plays.

“ I am a call if it’s allowed in heaven, I’m sorry that we felt the need to be superior to straight men are they even they’re equal Mike got sons is that the reason why we’re not is because of the pains of childbirth and the nature of the dangers of procreation, and the fact that our love then became inferior in the process of everything becoming fall and if it’s allowed in heaven, OK they were just temporary the short people or the ones with ugly faces that’s cool aren’t you know not like literally but if that’s true any idea why we hate you or is it just jack?” say all living gay men.

“ I think you probably mostly is supposed to just jack I would have considered being straight for her and having if there’s reincarnations she’s an incredibly lovely person I could be Americanism they are probably gay men around the world who would like to be her friend but they’re not able to express that as easily because America is incredibly loud when it comes to the sexuality. Were you really are just arranged people and she speaks the truth so she speaking truth for her generation, which is unusual and she’s not falling for the bullshit because it’s possible you people really are just sick and she’s one of the few people left to know that or say that as a possibility even, if that’s not the case then no it’s really just that if people are in capable of handling her, it could just be that you people and it still might not be allowed in heaven, but maybe people are worse the most people so if there’s two things going on, I am Rupert by the way, and if there’s reincarnation, it’s still might not be allowed in heaven I I don’t get why people hate her so much and I just don’t quite understand it but no so no she’s just telling you the truth are either nuts. They are not supposed to be quite this hateful anyway or if it’s allowed in heaven yeah you’re still in usually hateful, and it probably is mostly because of jack and jealousy, lame does not belong to people. Why do you need Lem?” says a dead British man.

“ and I just don’t think we can handle the fact that he was straight and that were dumb enough to think he was gay. It’s hard to admit that we were wrong about that and partially because we lie we might know subconsciously that he was.” say all living gay men.