“In With The New” by Lem Billings

(May 16th, 2024)

“Bobby is trying to suffocate her?” asks an Illuminati member from the present.

“Yes!” says the CIA.

“Then let’s use this to experiment!” says the first Illuminati member.

“We really think that’s a bad idea.” says the CIA.

“Why!? We can use the information!” says the first Illuminati member.

“To do what!??” says the CIA.

“It’s just information worth having!” says the first Illuminati member trying to sound old money and posh. Her great great grandfather had a fishing company in Maine. Before that they were essentially toothless peasants. But you’d think they were royalty the way she carries on.

“It’s useless information unless you’re trying to start a Holocaust via the supernatural.” says the CIA.

“Well. We can’t do that…but it’s still useful information!” she says.

“The effects of dying that way? That’s the only information you’d get. …Because you’re accomplishing this using dozens of psychics and the blood of 300 children. There’s not an endless supply of those things.” says Tucker Carlson.

“Watch me not care in 3, 2, 1.” she says.

“Lacey’s family is old money!” yells an old British aristocrat.

“Who cares!?” says the first Illuminati member.

“Well what if they control something dangerous?” asks the old British aristocrat.

“Like WHAT!?” yells a younger British aristocrat.

“They literally started a pandemic, and a war and the bridge collapsed because of her.” says a dead Seay.

“That’s not impressive!” says the They Illuminati.

“That’s not impressive?” asks the Seays.

“No! Look…we can kill her using our power and witchcraft.” says the Illuminati.

“But she’s still alive.” says Lem.

“How hard have you all tried?” asks the CIA.

“Very hard.” says an Illuminati psychic.

“How is her death more impressive than a pandemic?” asks F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“Because she’s Scotia.” says the They Illuminati.

“No. That’s illogical nonsense.” says Scott.

“But we can kill her!!!” yells the They.

“Well…you can torture her.” says the CIA. “But you have yet to kill her.”

“Hey! Let’s kill her using disorder!” says the They Illuminati not willing to concede and trying to be scary.

“How are they able to attack her?” asks Jonah Wiley.

“Because she’s an orphan.” says the CIA.

Lacey practically has a seizure with their disorder. And that’s when the air in one spot seems to be flashing like a strobe light momentarily. But no it’s not a seizure.

“Ahh…” says the CIA.

A plane bursts into flames in Seattle. Related to the flashing light in Lacey’s room.

What do they do. They conjure extreme chaos. So her kids interrupt her every sentence beyond what’s normal. And then that this blog has spacing issues. And a marching band goes by just as her kids calm down. And then a demon tries to make her sneeze just as she’s processing it all subconsciously and they’re reading her and being slightly dumb they assume that she’s not sneezing but trying to use cocaine because she’s JFK reincarnated and she’s trying to keep up with Lem Billings’s latter drug use. Because they asked the demons to make them stupid so they wouldn’t feel empathy and ruin their attack.

“Why are you so vehemently attacking her?” asks the CIA of the Illuminati.

“Because she violated one of our official members.” says the They in the Illuminati.

“What did she do?” asks the CIA.

“She insinuated she was in a higher social class than them and that she was smarter and better looking.” says the They.

“You cannot be serious!” says a reader.

“No. Look…Satanism is about making all of your dreams come true.

So yes. We’ve also had to kill Matthew Nesheim and Keith, and Mark died prematurely.” says the They.

“So you could all feel powerful?” asks the CIA.

“Ahh…we are powerful!” says the They.

“They’ve unintentionally caused a pandemic and wars upsetting the whole world and millions and millions of people have died and are dying. You’ve killed three of the Nesheims and are torturing her…and you think you have power?” asks the CIA.

“Yes.” says the They.

“HOW!?” asks the CIA. “Because it looks far more like you’re all just stupid, angry, evil peasants.”

“But we have billions.” They say.

“But you don’t understand…so much.” says the Illuminati.

“Why can’t we just kill her? So many narcissistic people in the US media were offended by her way back in 2016.” says the They.

“And you’re trying to make their dreams come true?” asks the CIA.

“Yes!

And it should be so simple. The Nesheims never had a big house and her house is only worth $400,000.” says the They.

“Well our house was almost 3,000 sq. ft. But that’s not a mansion.” says Gunhild.

“Honestly…they’re old money. But they’re so…not…the old money aesthetic.” says the They.