“Jack’s Marilyn”

Jack Kennedy believed his family was a new British Royal Family.

Hypnotize by The Notorious B. I. G. plays.

Like the English but better. Because unlike the English or the Scottish or the Welsh he was Irish. And he believed the Irish were actually superior. In every way.

They would be like a Japanese Imperial Family…but SO MUCH BETTER. Because the Japanese had ascended to Boston. Whether that’s because he was actually a Japanese man or not God knows. But he may have thought he was because he actually was.

*Lacey rolls her eyes.*

“I’m bored.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. It’s getting too obvious.” says a woman.

Lacey takes a deep breath.

“Is there any point?” says Lacey.

“What’s the story?” she asks.

“Well it was some nonsense about Jack killing Marilyn because she dishonored him and his imaginary Japanese Irish Family.” says Lacey.

The woman nods.

“Is that common?” asks Lacey.

“Yeah.” she says.

“How common?” says Lacey.

And at that she ceases to exist as she an impossible human to ever exist. Nobody has ever been that smart.

So Lacey makes her some creature. Just to have a damn conversation for once that’s not suicide inducing.

“So yeah. Probably totally typical.” she says condescendingly, as everyone alive (and possibly everyone) talks to Lacey like she’s an ugly, weird bitch with an embarrassingly low IQ. But then they get silent and DULL to talk to.

“How many?” asks Lacey.

“Ahh…five?” she says.

“Really five US Presidential families?” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” she says condescendingly, like she’s being super patient.

“Alright. So…why haven’t we been more concerned?” says Lacey.

“Umm…because we look the other way. It’s too painful emotionally to accept it.” she says.

“That democracy failed?” says Lacey.

And at that she ceases to exist again. Because she can’t maintain her intelligence.

Lacey recreates her.

“So…we don’t have a way out?” says Lacey. “There’s no elegant exit?”

“No. There’s no way out.” she says, like Lacey is a weird gold-digging fraud.

“So why don’t we secretly admit that in closed circles?” asks Lacey.

“I’LL HANG YOU!!” yells Dr. Harles racing towards Lacey and this woman.

“Ahh no. You’d be in violation of the US Constitution!” she says, with a Valley Girl accent, so patiently annoyed.

He glares at her, confused.

They drive off.

“Why don’t we discuss this in closed circles?” asks Lacey.

She ceases to exist yet again.

Lacey recreates her.

“Because!” she yells at Lacey like she’s a moron. “It’s just…well…too damn scary.”

“WHY!?” says Lacey, repulsed.

She looks at Lacey and starts trying to kiss her.

She ceases to exist.

Lacey recreates her.

“Because. Well…ahh-“ she thinks. “We’d cease to exist.”

“As a country. Collectively.” says Lacey.

She ceases to exist.

Lacey recreates her.

“Yeah.

So let me put into terms you’ll understand.

*She leans back in her seat*

You…can’t collectively all think behind closed doors that the country is worth shit.” she says.

“What!? DUH! Is she like 8?” says Dr. Harles about Lacey Banks. He rolls his eyes about his perception of Lacey Banks’s lack of intelligence.

“That’s not how it would work. And actually…we’re supposed to have those sort of ordinary discussions.” says Lacey, in genuine despair.

The Line by Mood Rings.

She looks at the Hoover Dam and all that concrete.

“That’s going to break.” says Lacey.

“Nope. Not yet.” says a man.

“No! It’s going to break.” says Lacey.

“No. That’s impossible.” says the engineer.

“No. It’s going to be destroyed.” says Lacey.

“Oh. What else is in jeopardy?” asks the man.

“The Empire State Building. The Lincoln Memorial. The Washington Monument. Obviously the White House. Oprah Winfrey. The Mall of America. The Hollywood Sign. And I’d seriously check into whether or not it’s possible to cause earthquakes.” says Lacey.

“Who would have invented that!?” says Dr. Moritz.

“Europe. Possibly Japan. Lots of countries.” says Lacey.

“So we have no technological means?” says Dr. Harles.

“No. To make earthquakes? No. …We’re a joke.” says Lacey. “Seemingly.”

“HONG TAIJI!” yells Bobby out of the blue on a drug high.

“We aren’t a real imperial family. But Marilyn was supposed to service me. With honor…and dignity.” says JFK.

Diplomats Sun by Vampire Weekend plays while gay men imagine Lacey’s beloved bespectacled husband giving Jack Kennedy oral sex on Cape Cod. They reach inside their pants and start masturbating, awkwardly. They’re such fangirls. They drool as their eyes roll back in their heads. Or they jerk like their vomiting. Eventually their protein substance from their penises excretes into the air like windshield wiper fluid. They’re used to it. That’s their semen.

And Lem laughs like a conceited, dumbass girl who’s too stupid to ever exist in reality.

Eve was a traitor? She didn’t give a shit?

Except that’s not Lem. Lem never enjoyed it.

Lem never gave Jack oral sex on a moonlit Cape Cod night.

“Plenty of oral sex on beach. Yes that good place for sex. Jainist teaching you one with water partially so on Cape Cod I get lots of oral sex on beach.” Jack stands there and “takes it” from a gay man who’s in Purgatory with him who pretended was Lem. He stands with his fist hands on his hips, legs making a v, staring out at the ocean very thoughtfully.

“In Jainist teaching you become one with water that when I do every time this happens, I put myself out there and I wait to see what happens. Sometimes I walk in the ocean and I dwell but mostly I just find the man that is sucking my cock in the water.

He meet me out there and he’s Lem Billings. I see him and I know it’s Lem Billings. I am sure.

Marilyn Monroe betrayed me.

Marilyn Monroe betray me. She have sex on beach probably with Arthur Miller.

I know Seay did it I am only gay man mostly but sometimes I like to think of tits and women’s asses and stuff like that you know like body parts of a woman I see them in my sleep and I think OK so they’re gonna stop harassing me I’ve got to go get them and take them down evil demons in my dreams you won’t suffer but ever in my living life so I take them out one by one. And Lucy try to make things so even a normal affair likes to be with him buildings. I forgive him because he deserve it. I said no CB with CB with evil and status was unfair and he have to be with me because I am a great warrior man of the people, yes the imperial dynasty of Japan came to Santos. I was destroyed with a roast again for my spirit to take over America in 1963 the Kennedy family you see I was chosen one.

If I was chosen one, I was chosen to be a conduit of glory for the Japanese. I was chosen to be a conduit of mercy for Japanese because God saw Japanese mercy because the worship the sea, and Jesus is a must be in sea somewhere.

Well, I saved them all in war I think that. I think OK, Jesus and water he walk on water. I am water to receive them from death just like Jesus I will save them from from death just like Jesus in the water because clearly Jesus in water he walk on the water heater water into wine my family bootlegger, sort of oh don’t say that no don’t say that don’t tell him that.

I walk on water like Jesus in my mind it’s a state of mind I hope movie sometimes to give great inspiration. And so I walk on water to wait for the bearings to give me more fun time happiness. Because Jesus and water and lemon water to and Jesus to water into wine and my family all of that with bootlegging.

And my family honored Jesus is understanding of alcohol.

You laugh but it confusing to me and tend to town with John two girls till almost home to go to the water. You don’t think you got confused confusing stuff don’t say no water once of Cape Cod. What is very important Barbie comfort Barbie Barbie come to see that too, without the weather, we find water very important if I importance to off because Jesus a Walther, I say in my spirit alive everyone listen to me because I won’t shut up they say hot funny I am a chatter box.

but I can keep my mouth shut when I need to.

And why I keep my mouth shut, because Marilyn Monroe a dirty, fucking ugly Cunt.

Who biggest enemy of Kennedy family? the Jews.

Why Jews because the Merz from the water. But like critters that came out of water I’m almost certain I want that somewhere they emerge from water like turtles who kill you like that like, like TikTok like turtles. And who is April Lucy alum she born April she could be called April but she Lacey instead because she on my people I know but she still in April the glasses he loser who is the chick.

So if you go in water, no he does not. He always stay and watch.

You ask Mrs. questions I give you will ounces because why because Maryland is a dirty fucking Cunt. She told hurt me she really did I am I tell you she tried to hurt me. I have fun with her we laugh we dance and we have fun.

And then she said, oh go go away I famous know jack ass, or not wanna marry me then I will sleep with you anymore ever again. Turns out she Golddigger it’s not just playing games with Marilyn Monroe. And Marilyn Monroe really did hurt me is true because she knew that I was not special machine or auto the fact that I came from a special family in Boston that was going to save the Japanese honor should be a carnation.

I am chosen one we can ontology that’s not all people. I am Japanese and you are a loser Papi I’m sorry it is the truth.

Hey, yes, I chose the one that’s up and you say you are a pup you are old me you should rise, and we shall see that we are once again an empire. Why Lacey talk with me she found out about this and she found out I kill myself.

Melon was only after sex, turns out. Yeah, so I have to sex too so but I men the part of Japanese history Lacey understands maybe you don’t but she does and let me tell you as they say in America it is me off. She supposed to serve with me and honor of my family and the royal family have a great country just dance and honor. And I cannot help myself. I cannot Mary it’s not allowed. I try to explain that to her my father try to explain to It’s not big deal it’s just how it is she’s not from my class she’s not from my class of people to keep Jana and family she can’t keep my class, not married and impress class. And so I I cannot Mary Marilyn she often her mother was not a stewardess for middle-class, Norwegian, family, her mother crazy, lunatic, schizophrenic.

Maren‘s father did not give a shit. Lacey‘s father say it’s OK. I like this one secured. Say nice and a mistake of him so my family figure because he not kill baby or torture mother to death. The family no ruined dishonored because you’re never to have a child out of marriage that is a horrible thing that makes same room Joe And I understand such things I am of the water

I saw Joe saying OK I’m not married Lacey unless I get something out of it the pigs I lose a family they have sex outside of marriage. I called babies that survive, and he got killed her mother or foster to kill her self. Also her mother very pretty, and they are all money evil English people so her father acknowledging her OK I’m gonna say she OK well maybe she’s not so bad after all we’ll see.

That’s why we try to be nice to Lacey kind that you know because maybe Christ can redeem us maybe their hope for humanity after all right? melon melon was not acknowledged by her father issues path to be cold and say no this is wrong that baby came from woman who ugly fucking whore. That woman came from who knows well, why don’t know with the baby who cares about baby she found for herself I will not design of my people and my family by acknowledging evil baby who came from stupid ugly woman.

But I see melon, I see her tits. And I see her blow hair. I have pretty blue eyes just like mine vice city I know from have Hitler blonde hair and blue eyes are good. They are of God after all. So I think hey I don’t know I like looking at you you make me feel all nice inside.

And maybe I’ll give you a chance to redeem yourself and suck my cock. So Marilyn suck my cock.

And Marilyn say, ‘I love you, Jack you’re so great! We get married? please please!’ I

what are you talking about with melons? I have someone making joke about melon.

And I don’t understand.

So we have socks, melon, and I have what you call sex. Oh, we have phone that is great time.

I will then she said no, I don’t like love love is not for me I like success, business dreams. I don’t wanna be sheltered by some man who tried to keep me away from love and happiness.

It’s so I say OK Marilyn I understand I’m man of the world I understand. And I said cool it’s OK I hope back my sadness and be happy for you because you give me a good time and it’s all right cause you’re beautiful. Yeah I do think she was beautiful and I don’t usually think that women are beautiful.

But I think Marilyn was beautiful.

Oh she a dirty woman.

Hey, so I have sex with a woman name Bella Manuel white and that’s the problem. See she told me I just wanna be a success jack I just want to make fame and happiness in Hollywood. I like Hollywood to go pace so I said OK that’s fine. We will always have Hollywood together in our heart.

But then she marry Arthur Miller. Chimera Asa Miller.

Why she not marry me? And why did you not marry me I I was fool for love.

Yeah, I see that’s what they do. They say I go high would be a big success and then she may or Camila and they have sex.

They have sex I know they do she got pregnant never get pregnant with me or if she did she don’t care if she kill baby. And with Arthur miller, she not wanna lose baby. Yeah, I may have told one of her children with Arthur Miller because she’s not care if she killed mine.

How I do it, I poison her what she pregnant to kill baby. And yeah I can’t I can’t I see Lacey understand this is kind of thing people do she think of pure evil and evil and stupid but my family listening. Think it’s impossible. Crazy time oh no, this kind of thing people do.

Maybe not anymore but it is used to helping you kill babies you’re poison people people so shelter today they don’t even know. so I kill her baby hotel. She had taken a baby hotel, help baby with half a Mile.

So she got trapped no she not. She trapped me so I kill her baby the other one accident the other one Michael I kill baby. My father start Holocaust I was cut off..

My father start, Holocaust, and I kill author Miller’s baby. Why do I do that because Jews are our enemy enemy number one. Why are enemy that’s why I become insecure and vulnerable.

They have big penises. And my men do not. They said Japanese men’s mall that not really true all time but my family is very small Matt we have suntan’s. I lost money I’m good teeth, happy handsome man we make you wet with our face but we got a small dick so you gotta deal with it.

What is juice smell have dark hair and blue eyes and big dicks. Sometimes they even have brown eyes and dark hair. Sometimes they blonde and blue white, but they always usually have a decent deck. So we go after them because it is doggy dog world. It’s nothing fancy but it’s what I believe.

Oh, so I go after men with bigger dick than mine, so watt common ordinary, thinking of man you would be surprised Lacey I know why he with Madeline because she look at his face and she think this man has a big dick. How I know that because I aware of a lot of things I talk with boys at school about dirty stuff like that and buildings and other ones to we talk about sex and life and parties and drugs and changing clothes to become women. OK they’re not real but we do talk about a lot like sex.

So I find out Joyce may have a big dick and I think oh wow! Jewish man have big dick! Oh wow! how big dick! Oh man!

I mean come on how because I just behave well.

So I said, OK I’m fine with that as long as I find one for myself and I’m kind of looked a little jealous right they say no if you’d like or not all Jewish but at least one of them is but I go after them because they have big dick. But they’re white they go out they go outta white women, Jose Ma, but that’s OK. They come out to me too.

Hi, I say hi serious man you wanna get to know something about life I think maybe I can teach you if you give me a chance.

I but I don’t have luck often with Jose man who is snobby to me, especially after Holocaust. I see we have problems with sex after World War II. My whole family have a huge problems with Saks after World War II kick got killed with Maria and press pause. Think she just wanna have fun sucks Joe got killed in England when he was trying to have fun sex with Pat Pat Wilson. And I got killed when I was just trying to have sex with all the Milla.

Do you and Bobby Bobby got in trouble when he had 12 kids and got too tired to think straight and he went for president he won into the Olsen. He chased down David and almost died David like king David I sense a Jewish blocked Bobby it’s OK to kill David He’ll change thing.

And who name kid David when they’re Jewish a lot of people who name Qdoba when they I was not many of you never name your child after a Jewish king is suspicious

Yes, I killed my nephews or nieces if necessary life is unfair

Hey, if I Japanese man, Lacey, love me she know who I am she understand I was poor in Japan, and I barely speak. I crazy a little bit full, but I know my people at my stores and I not go to hell are the mercy of Christ because of my stupidity as you know that, and if she can find some part of me that’s up a bowl OK maybe it’s true. I have no honor for her. I kind of Santa she know that I tried to destroy her until by Isis to exist as you know I never stop so if God wants to stop me I have to sister exist. Oh, she understand, I don’t care of Lem’s understand or not that is my business I am a man.

Yeah, I take it vantage of Linn when he vulnerable who care I am the ascending son of the Japanese empire.

Is it so I kill all the millers baby and I’m not kill me Elizabeth I’m not killed Lacey‘s baby because her mom made of titanium specialty is impenetrable. She get pregnant like lightning fire and I don’t like to say that because it scared me when she gets pregnant before when she decide to get pregnant, fast speed and then you cannot get baby out Impossible it like in Egyptian tomb, or for worse titanium tomb, floating in outer space aurora, Messi, not human. Oh, Michael, possibly I don’t know is scary.

Anyway, when Marilyn married Arthur miller, end had a happy time sex with you with her after merit. I will ice I have been taking in. I will lysed that my people haven’t seemed where daemonic whore with big tits.

I realize Marilyn Monroe evil from hell

I know Seay have a problem with the raven berry crap. And I know she have a problem with my friend Billy Graham. And I said no more I’m not surprised this woman is pebble.

So I find my way through the circumstances and Irene’s to help her filled with lots of happiness. And she just wanna happy Nassau she want happiness, lots of happiness. I’m so I always to have a kilt. She do it for herself possibly but we talk her into it. We get her idea we still have for happiness. And then she die?

I she die, naked and butt, like a whale in the ocean. I see you later, naked like a mermaid in the ocean. and she Leda dying of happiness I say you wanna be happy? I make you so happy you die.

So she Leda so happy she die I think I could come jealous. I wish someone had that much about me and try to make me honorable?

I got Linn billing, kill me because he love me and you I secretly wanted to be killed like a kamikaze. Lacey knows my secrets. If I recall that said, do you know secrets of my people, she know if I’m kill me worst possible scenario because in my mind that me what we have is greater than life and death. Why do people honor me because I was giving honorable death after all.

I was given an honorable death by a man who Labe more than anyone to ever exist. OK, you say he kill me so much that Jackie committed suicide no killing me. It was not suicide. Killing me was honorable who is act a profound lover man. And I know he insist he didn’t even know I was Japanese at all, and he not know that Japanese culture say that it was an accident. He said he was not trying to anomie with the greatest killing in our human history.

He was simply trying to tell me what to go to hell why are you do that? Oh man with big eyes are blue I look into your eyes and I see the sea when you suck my cock, it is if the ocean is sucking my cock.

It is as if the water of the ocean is coming to make me come z

I so why would you kill me? Why would you kill me when you love me so profoundly is the motion in the ocean. so I die I become whole week man as I am now telling you something waving heroic. Would you have the courage to tell people your heart?

Who do this for me? Lacey because she wants you to know full story. He killed me on robbery.

He said he hate me. He hit me a Gots, but either possible I understand the way of the world I cannot be fooled.

Oh no, no you say Lucy give me all sex so he’s not have to I doubt that maybe Dave And do it not Lucy I don’t know but let me tell you something. It was not fair to lie to me and give me the idea that you love me lab and then shoot me if it was not honorable..

What so why I kill Marilyn because she deserve to be killed and then why I die because she deserve to be killed so now I am in love with Marilyn Monroe cat because she give me the building sloth as best she could. It’s tragic melon I did not know you got me more the number links, you do not have man what’s your framer who love me more than anyone and you make them for me to give me honor because you say I love you Jack from the grave I’m made big mistake. Big mistake.

I see it turns out I’m not off of Miller’s wife. I am an ugly prostitute from the street. You made big mistake in thinking I don’t love you. You make huge mistake loser you make huge mistake and I prove to you a death do you don’t have to get old you can live forever and I convertible your hair in the wind smiling, handsome and beautiful I like Lucy Banks, who gets old I think you for killing me in my life 30s but it’s better than women, so I kill you a few years later I hope you understand.

I know people think she me. She’s not me. I’m not ugly best for Minnesota that’s Cellarius.” says JFK, laughing.

And at that the sound of a shotgun goes off and cheering in the distance. What is it? It’s just a game it’s just sports. It’s just fun it’s not war.

But the timing is a little peculiar, and it kind of makes you wonder if it’s a foreshadowing of things to come. What it reminded me of is the revolutionary war. he and the cheering sounds like the holy Roman empire. Actually, it sounds like the Roman empire and they used to throw people to the lions and watch them be eaten to death. Gone are those days when they used to throw people to Lions and let them be eaten to death. And compared to what I’ve had to live through. I would far rather have been Malta death by a lion with cheering it would’ve been over in about an hour, and I know from personal experience that having your face ripped off by a lion is infinitely less painful than what I have lived through over the past eight years, possibly both physically and emotionally and spiritually I cannot count the ways where I would rather have been ripped apart by a lion. You probably know I got into a fight with an animal once if there’s reincarnation, you actually did slice by face it’s not as bad as you might think I had a double corneal abrasion when this whole shit show started I had an unfortunate incident where I was controlled to put my contacts and Lysol, and then I put them in my eyes after having them soaked in Lysol for hours, and during the day, I rubbed the contact soaked in Lysol into my eyes, and it stung to the point where I was quite ill and I had to take the contacts out, flush my eyes, wrap some thing around my head and have my husband black out the lights in my room. That was in Seattle.

I had a double corneal abrasion that’s fact. And I recovered from that after about a month at the most, and then, without being put under I had an impacted wisdom tooth drilled out of my mouth while I was conscious with just a minor amount of anesthesia.

The less you think I’m a wimp when it comes to pain you fucking worthless piece of fucking shit if that’s all you are and no I’m not talking to myself I’m talking to Jack Kennedy when I was pregnant, I screamed bloody murder because I don’t have a perfect tolerance for pain and I was in excruciating pain when I gave birth because my dumbass nurse. Stole fentanyl I didn’t ask for fat Noll, but she was a drug attic‘s whore, possibly or something and so she stole my fat Noll I gave birth natural way the second time, and she acted like I was a fucking idiot for being in pain. After raping me to test to see if I was ready to give birth with her finger. And then I had to listen to that bitch tell me that she grew up in a blue-collar family, and that being a nurse was away out of poverty for her like I was some street trash who should kiss her ass.

But you know the funny thing is, I’m still with the most feminine and innocent women alive. I pity you, Jack, I pity you were ever born.

If there’s reincarnation, I’m a Scottish woman and I’m not pretty when I talk, but I don’t care. Maybe I don’t have that sick of a broke but if I did, I’d still love myself unlike you, I wouldn’t have a need to ascend to authority that I didn’t possess. So I’d like to ask you you dumb ass because Marilyn doesn’t love you she thinks you’re a fucking piece of shit because you are your family is not Japanese you fucking idiot.

And your father was running a Make-A-Wish foundation for stupid Asian boys who wanted to be Hong Taiji. I know my real personality you’d be surprised is a lot like Sean Connery in the SNL skit except I’m real, and I’m soft and feminine and I’m not particularly amused.

Did you answer me this actually think you have the right to be that presumptuous gotcha place in the universe or did you just think somehow you magically ascended to that?” says Lacey Banks.

“ I magically sent it.” says JFK.

“ that’s sad. I was prepared to be humble for you, but now I might have to destroy you.” says Lacey.

“ do you think the Roman empire can destroy someone? The sad truth is the ancient Egyptian’s were far worse. The Jews escaped from us by having God part of the ocean. What was the sea? Why was the sea so close to Egypt?

Maybe I’m not reincarnated or maybe I am, but let me tell you something I’m not going to bother because the truth is hell has a far worse punishment for you. I am astounded, not that lame might not love me I understand full well, that I might not be lovable, I’ve grapple with that my entire existence not one minute time I ever possibly wondered how someone could not one not love me I’ve known since the moment I was created in ancient Egypt should I be reincarnations that it was entirely possible that I wasn’t lovable by anyone other than God himself. I’ve had to be convinced that I was lovable my entire existence. More than maybe most people.

But that’s all right right now I’m over being loved by anybody, including God outside of the bounds of justice and fairness, in the context of him being God. And you have yourself to thank for that you’re aggravating the most disgusting mad if not one of the most disgusting putrid people to ever exist.

The Japanese empire didn’t have you you were the scum of the Japanese empire you did not send from the Japanese I don’t know how you ever became Japanese in the first place my guess is that the best thing you could’ve ever been was an Azmat retarded ass Matt. The Asmats are brutal and dumb but they don’t generally make mistakes like you made. The Japanese are far more intelligent and human and their actions. They don’t eat other peoples souls they don’t eat people.

I’m not saying that the Japanese are perfectly perfect people and they might’ve been quite evil. I’m going to let the Japanese defend themselves because now I’m wondering if we dropped a bomb on them because they’re all like you.

Did the Japanese ruin the whole fucking world after World War II? I don’t know.

I don’t think lime doesn’t love me. I have a feeling he has a perfectly good explanation possibly for everything he usually does but you’ve damaged my perception of him and I worry it’s a retrieval.

In the world, real world, jack I’m not a hero because no one gives a shit about Christ unless if they’re a Christian, they’re looking to be a Christian or their child and that maybe means most people are included in that but there’s a decent number of people who maybe do actually reject him or maybe I’m wrong will see. Are you being too stupid to know that you’re rejecting? Christ doesn’t mean it makes everything you did. OK your stupidity doesn’t make me feel any better.

No, but I’m sure there’s probably an explanation and I’m going to have to hope that he gives a fuck about me. Maryland didn’t love you because you’re not lovable to Maryland. They were plenty of other women who probably fell madly in love with you, and I have a very strong suspicion that you made her fall in love with you just to kill her afterwards.

And you probably told her that you were going to marry her and she probably thought you were quite serious because of the way you said it. I should probably invested great amount of time and energy and effort into it. I would makes me sad is that she had no idea how stupid you are I know because I am from the out of class she didn’t know because she’s not and she couldn’t see through you and realize you’re just a fucking worthless piece of fucking shit.” says Lacey.

Silence.

“ let me ask you something why did your family think that I was a whore at all? Are you really that back Bowden putrid?” spits Lacey.

“ why don’t you were cherries Lacey?” says Casi.

“ because nobody loves me. Who would I wear a cherry sport? I might wear cherries on occasion, but I have nobody to read cherries for who’s alive.” says Lacey.

“ call your not sad?” says JFK.

“ oh, no, I’m so sad or than I will ever be able to experience I just have control of myself unlike you.” says Lacey.

“ I control myself by making myself happy.” says JFK.

“ you treat yourself like an infant from hell.” says Lacey.

“ well, we just kind of thought you were beneath beneath us.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.

“ oh, because you all about that big white house?” says Lacey Banks. “ cool and white just like F Scott Fitzgerald done told you to.“

Roger Sterling laughs.

“ I yeah, that is why. I mean we were billionaires, and we thought we’d passed all the social social tests.” says JP Kennedy.

“ then why would I rather live in my house then on Cape Cod?” says Lacey.

“ hey did you have a surround once when you were in Scotland?” says JFK. “ because if Linn Billings doesn’t love me, then I wish you had.” he says crying as he runs off.

“ yes I very well might have. If there’s a B in Carnation let me tell you something though you people really are scum your accent is scum your taser scum. You have no idea what you’re doing. You went around blowing yourselves up and getting shot your money and your house that’s rotting enjoy impoverished family that can’t fuck fucking figure out how to run for president without making porn and sleeping with her vice president for money is not upper class. It’s somewhat upper class temporarily but you’re not all the money you’re not actually in the upper class. My family is my family started this country that you pretend to care about that that’s not something that money can buy that something you either are or are not and if you can’t handle that you should’ve all just shot yourselves and saved everyone the trouble.” says Lacey.

“ I could’ve been a much better man, but I chose to destroy myself.” says JP Kennedy to Lacey.

“ Joe I don’t find you that attractive. I’m glad that you still exist. I don’t think we would’ve ever ended up together but that was no reason for about against God there might’ve been someone better for you than me.” says Lacey.

“ i’m the only one in my family that gave a damn about you and I’m very sorry. You and I understand each other better than most people and that’s not some thing I’m saying, necessarily as a lover, it’s just sad and you’re right, we might not actually be best for each other. It might really actually be better for me to be with someone else, I should not have ruined my eternity. You are the best looking woman that I could’ve been with you would not have chosen me that may have made me incredibly angry, but yes you’re right rebelling against God in response to that was a very dumb idea and now you’re stuck. Trying to figure out if my son was Japanese I’m sorry.” says JP Kennedy.

“ I don’t trust you I don’t, but I do hope you sort things out with God.” says Lacey.

Silence.

“Lacey. Will you be sleeping with Lem tonight?” asks a reader.

“Yes!” shouts Lem.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“I am so confused.” says a gay man.

“Why?” says Lem.

“Because you’re gay.” he says.

“No! I’m not.

One time Lacey got really sick and I made her throw-up enough to kill her. And yet she hung in there planning to marry me when she grew-up.

I wasn’t gay. And my afterlife has been torture. Even if I’m not in Hell.” says Lem.

Offended they take out their David Pitts.