“Nuclear War” by Lem

(September 30th, 2024)

Mercy by Grainne Duffy plays as the stupid-ass Illuminati of 2024 plays air guitar. They clap hands. Cheer each other on.

“We did it.” says a ugly feminist bitch.

“What did we do?” asks Hillary Clinton.

“We cloned her daughter.” says a child hostage ring. “We abducted her this morning. And offered her the option of being shot or used as a way for our sex experts to abstract sex energy.”

Well Well Well by Grainne Duffy plays.

“We need her. My pussy is longing.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior, referring to his pedophilic-wife in the Illuminati. A soulless narcissist who believes she’s been blessed with a special sex gift to molest children.

They cheer each other on.

“Do you think they’re human?” asks Lacey.

“Look. I’m a goddess.” she says.

“AMEN!!” says Dolly Parton who did molest a little boy. She’s a fairly horrible person. Not entirely. But close.

“I can sexually use a child. Like I use my maids.” says the “boss bitch” child molester who works for Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“So we cloned her?” says Jenna Fischer like an idiot.

“No!!” says Kim Kardashian.

“No. It’s theoretically possible.” says the CIA.

“That cannot be true!” says Kim Kardashian in fear.

“Why!? Because your daughters could have been stolen from you?” asks Lacey of Kim Kardashian.

“Yes.” says Kim. “HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW!?!??” she screams.

Bobby Kennedy Junior laughs at her. “Stupid whores? Right?”

“Bobby are you serious?” asks his secret service.

“No I just- I’m just saying- I mean you know what are you guys thinking!? What do you think I’ve been doing during this election!?

Okay!?

Like…what what kind of fools we you? Okay? Like…what do you think I’ve been fighting for? Geez you’re all such fucking idiots!” says Bobby.

“Bobby are you this evil or are you fucking poor and so you’re going along with it?” asks a reader.

“You know I am not going to answer that question and-and-and undo the years of service and humble genius that my family has bestowed on the world. Okay? I mean…discredit them? Why? …Because what are my options? To admit that I’m terrible with money or to admit that I’m pure evil?

So what’s better?

I’m not gonna answer! I’m just not gonna even answer.” says Bobby.

The song ends.

“ so is Elizabeth dead if she has she been shot because I just took back a lot of respect that I had been giving you this whole time to and if you don’t answer, I will stop at sympathizing with you. I may nuke the entire United States and force Israel and Palestine to finally get along, not as the antichrist as someone who doesn’t give a shit anymore or I might just decide to I don’t know, we’ll see but you guys have lost a hell of a lot of respect from people who are adults who actually take life seriously and aren’t just playing narcissistic ego games and I’m one of those people, so can you come to use some psychics ask some questions and I wanna know by tonight whether she’s dead or alive Lacey is trying to figure out if her daughter was cloned or if that’s her daughter downstairs but you’ve got to figure this out because we’re doing our best. It seems to us that if that little girl downstairs is a clone, she knows she is and she’s enjoying having a mommy tonight and I find that deplorable because it makes me wonder how many clones of Elizabeth there are?

And I’m sure someone thought this was a genius way to stop me from taking over and it’s not you are very creative. This is very creative. I have to give you some credit and sodas Lacey for being genuinely very creative. This is very creative him. It could be worse you could just be incredibly boring and make us wanna shoot ourselves from boredom, but this is not OK, and you basically almost end of the world whoever did this yeah I don’t think that they’re probably a nihilist or someone homicidal and even if they are I don’t know that I care my reaction is the same you’re going to suffer and yes the US is in horrible debt. I don’t know why the fuck you people think you have so much power you barely have any at all And you keep pulling shit like this you’re destroying whatever you have so someone needs to figure out if that’s her daughter downstairs. If she isn’t her daughter is her daughter dead or is she currently being statistically tortured there is no one more wealthy or more important, or more powerful in the world right now than me, if you don’t like that then I suggest you nuke me I do I suggest you nuke Russia I suggest you nuke Israel and let’s get some thing really done OK so points for being creative but I am I’m sorry I am the reality is still reality. I don’t know. We know if you’re brain dead or retarded and it’s a mysterious form of retardation, but you need to get your butt in gear and we need some answers.” says Tsar Putin.

Baby I Love You by B. B. King (feat. Bonnie Rait) plays.

“ my dad is a little proud to say that we make the way to the Kennedy administration and the Kennedy Center honors for all children to be molested. Why am I part of that today because I was told by a friend of mine who is gay not love buildings that I should be proud of it, so I just want to share with you that I am incredibly proud to be honored by the sexual service of all the children in the world who are currently being statistically tortured thank you for giving else your bodies when you die we will not have your spirit insoles yet I am figuring it out I was saving, and I will figure out a way to get your souls and bodies if necessary for my new friends to homosexuals.” says JFK,

“ yeah if her daughter is downstairs, I thought this was a good idea to teach her a lesson because I refuse to believe I was that wrong while I was alive if there’s an illuminati.” says Maggie Smith. “ I feel like an idiot compared to her and a narcissistic fuck wad because I probably am one but I don’t like to think that way of myself so I thought doing this today would make sense and I just sent the world into chaos even more than I did when I was alive I don’t think you guys realize how bad things are because I am now regretting it my feet are being eaten by snakes they are they are literally been chewed away by snakes and that’s only the beginning.”

“ that’s not real!” says The (Supposed) Pope having sex with a prostitute.

“ tech close asked you or something are you just offended because we don’t think you’re like as cool as you are like is that really what bothers most to be right now?” someone asks the They.

“ i’ll tell you yes we had a fight so hard in Stonewall and the feminist movement and the the black rights movement for our rights and I just I’m so proud right now of us that we’ve been able to get where we are and I am just I’m realizing that that it’s just a matter of time I know we figures understand why we’re doing what we’re doing and how we’re doing what we’re doing for a reason and a lot of our stuff is backed up by science I mean people are reincarnated, so even when their kids in a way they’re adults you just have to know how to tap into it you know and they enjoy themselves. Oprah said so, a lot of people say that and it’s just true I mean they’re their sexual beings you know it’s like let’s just take the bull by the horns and just you know use the kids and harm them I guess because that’s part of the process so they say no but then you fight them off because you’re the adult and you know better and then, when they start, you know giving in and physically enjoying themselves that’s when you know, you really made headway with them and that you’re finally connecting with her higher self because the body is transitory and it’s totally inconsequential so it’s really more about our higher self. The higher self is the thing that matters because sex is just about connecting. Spiritually, the physical is a manifestation of other mortal culture but the spiritual is the word matters so, I just connect with the children’s higher selves and violate them until they’re not violated anymore.” says the entire pedophilic community.

“ could just be that their children and they’re defenseless, and they are not mentally literally developed enough to be able to process the physical nature of sex?” says Lacey on behalf of reality.

“ oh fuck you you’re a self important bitch yes Lacey it whatever the fuck you say you stupid whore so you just have to treat her like the molested child that she is. I’m an adult and so is she but I’m more of an adult than she is because I am better than her and I’m OK with saying that she broke her with the truth and illuminati Lacey you’re a piece of fucking shit compared to me so I don’t have to listen to anything you say yes, but you said makes sense but that’s not relevant. What’s up bro than it all it’s relevant is that I have pedophilia sexual desires and that takes precedence over any sort of reality logic check you can use on me and I have billionaires backing me up bitch so there’s a there’s a little reality check for you and your little sorry ass.” she says.

“ well, that’s interesting. Take on it except what about all the oil?” says Lacey.

“ well I don’t think we need oil I mean and what is the oil do you spiritually anyway, spiritual my ass see I can just say shit and manifest because I’m an ultra special wedge and my witchcraft powers are better than yours and I’m basically like a guy compared to you OK so bow to me or I will take away all of your children, though I could clone.” she says.

“ how many of them are you planning on making? I’m just curious.” says Lacey.

“ I mean hundreds and thousands of them I’ll just keep making them because I can’t because I have billions.” she says.

Lay It Down by Samantha Fish plays.

“ this is my music by the way that’s my jam. This is my aesthetic.” she says.

“ well, thank you for clarifying. I appreciate that. Or am I not supposed to say that to you?” says Lacey.

“ I am going to prove to you that your inferior to me and my group of friends I’m going to prove that!” she says.

They wait.

“ did I just lose the election?” asks Kamala.

“ it depends. I’m not sure that it even matters.” says Lacey.

“ can one of you sad bastards finally admit that you’re just jealous of her and that you can sense that she was actually better than you even though you’re in the illuminati because that’s what happened. Isn’t it Chris you’re fake you actually knew she was better than you socioeconomically y’all did and you’re so desperate for attention and approval and acceptance and superiority and you’ve been faking this entire time if that’s not what happened and insisting that it’s not, but I guarantee you if there’s no illuminati, that’s what happened you knew she really was better than you and it bothered you and that’s the beginning and end of all of this!” says Florida.

“ don’t look at me that Native American woman that contacted her was a horrible worthless bitch you know that’s not true you told her that channeling was possible but you also gaslight her about everything including the schizophrenia diagnosis and she didn’t take you seriously because you’re an idiot first of all and she’s not that stupid, but also because she knows more than you think she does, I I don’t I don’t know what it is that that woman was thinking.” says the Sioux.

“ is this real?” asks a reader.

“ yes, this is real if there’s no illuminati or if Lacey has been tortured by-

yes this is real. This is 100% absolutely completely real. I guarantee it.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ can I be honest you guys are dumb? How many kids have you clone to look like her daughter?” asks a reader.

“ but that’s not the point the point was that I can clone an indefinite amount of versions of her daughter so that’s the point I mean I could be making hundreds of them theoretically.” says the Bonnie Rait fan.

“ do you know do you even know whether or not you are or has someone told you that you did this?” asks a reader.

“ oh no, I don’t really know I don’t really know I was informed by Bobby that it was possible and I have connections to billionaires that can finance it. It’s some thing that I scientifically have been investigating and I’m not at liberty to disclose whether or not it’s possible.“ says a Bonnie Rait fan.

“ well, the problem is is that Lacey knows her daughter Spirit and that’s actually part of the reason why, even though her daughter theoretically should be convincing as her self downstairs is humorously not working if this was the idea because Lacey knows her daughter spirit she’s like a super psychic so my guess is that you guys can’t clone a spirit even though you can clone a person possibly leave he just has a question as a psychic. Are you getting a good read on your daughter or does it seem cloudy?” asks a psychic.

“ it’s a little cloudy, which is actually very hopeful to me, but if she seems off, she’s not talking like herself she seems very different. It’s very minute, but I noticed those kinds of things psychologically and I am not thinking that’s my daughter right now. This is a part of her personality I’ve never seen before, and she’s being controlled by someone who’s trying to hurt me and torture, me psychologically, and probably other people to who narcissistically have offended them, or that really isn’t my daughter and I’m not sure which it is but there’s not a lot I can do other than just sort it out.” says Lacey.

“ yeah she’s right. Wait, what?” says the Bonnie Rait fan.

“ you just agreed that she was right with what she’s saying.” says a psychic.

“ I don’t wanna do that I don’t want to capitulate that sort of thing I have a sense of honor about myself.” says the Bonnie Rait fan.

“ so you’re a friend of Bobby’s and you’re like a horrible pedophile but you’re very liberal are you are or are you more of like a are you more of like at independent?” asks a reader.

“ I mean I’m a libertarian at heart which is what guides me when it comes to harming children as they say I mean it’s a free market for capitalism. Let the kids you know do whatever the fuck you know if they wanna try to me to get them selves together, although they can’t because we treat them you know as hard as bad as we can. I put them in basements lock them up for them to have sex with a child or what is the spiritual thing I want people to say we were just psychopaths, but that’s not the case we just are light beings that’s what always comes to me every day when I’m doing my meditation is that I’m on enlightened being.” she says.

“ so we’ve been powered people like you to just take over everything basically?” says a witch.

“ yeah we use the gay rights community. No homosexuals agree with us but a number do and others just look at the other way and so we use the gay rights community and honestly I’m just humor you and how I’m speaking right now OK so we didn’t really use them they join with us in a path of a liberation.” she says.

“ OK but then like why why don’t the kids get a chance to liberate themselves?” she says.

“ because I’m better than them just like I’m better than you just like I’m better than Lacey I’m better than them I can verify it using science. I have a scientific explanation for it Bobby kris with me it’s pure science hundred percent or science doesn’t matter OK, so see that’s how that works. OK I have an incredible amount of power behind everything. I say I could tell you about me right now and you do it I know you would have a very charming woman. I’m extraordinarily intelligent and people just follow me. It’s just a thing.” she says.

“ you know I don’t have to follow you. I think you’re ugly and a bitch I wish you’d never been born.” says a witch.

“ that hurts but I will just come back with you saying you are the reason why I have a problem harming kids people like you have tortured me my whole life and that’s why I harm them OK so thanks for rejecting me and making me bitter and angry about my life, and then putting me in a position psychologically where that makes sense to me you worthless little Cunt, so I can come at you the same way I said you’re scared you know why because you’re stupid.” she says.

“ actually I am I’m not stupid I’m being understand why Lacey responds to you all the same or the way that she does rather am eight I don’t understand why you are so delusional you seem psychotic to me I’m sorry OK so just to be clear that you don’t really know if this is happening or not but you think it’s theoretically possible based on what you know about your science and I’m betting you do clones of people to probably have sex with them so you’re kind of like a cereal child molester masquerading as an intellectual.” says a witch.

She refuses to respond.

“ see it’s stuff like that that makes us attack you so you can argue with us and try to put us in our place but it’s stuff like that that aggravates us see how an efficient and stupid that is.” says the Something-Or-Another-Evil-Rights-Movement.

“ this is dumb. This is really just dumb and that person was right from Florida who said you people are just half-asses, jack-ass idiotic, narcissistic fucks!” says another witch.

“ well anyway her daughter can’t live forever people have been threatening us that they’ll try to make her daughter live forever I know that’s not possible there’s no way to preserve a human body more than 100 years over 100 years or so so worst case scenario, Lacey‘s daughter will be dead in 100 years I would say she’d probably have lost her mind by that and either myself or Lacey would probably have found a way to kill her so that’s good news. Listen at least 150 years Lacey I cannot imagine your daughter will still be alive worst-case scenario I really doubt it because you and I both know we’re going to die, so I highly doubt that you and I won’t be able to figure out someway to kill her if anything happened especially if we meet up somewhere and I don’t think we won’t be smart enough to figure that out so I have a feeling will be able to kill her if necessary. I really think that’s possible I’m not just saying that to comfort you I think it’s possible.” says Tsar Putin to Lacey.

“ oh gawl, probably 200 years tops.” says Lacey.

“ yeah where’s case scenario.” says Tsar Putin.

“ no I’ve just got to figure out if that’s my daughter downstairs is my next step.” says Lacey.

Jonah Wiley laughs.

Putin sighs.

“ does your daughter know that-“ says a witch.

“ I have instructed my daughter to kill herself if she’s ever kidnapped as quickly as possible.” says Lacey.

“ I actually think that’s very smart!” says Hamish Harding.

“ well, I didn’t know what else to do!” says Lacey.

“ OK so just a recap, Putin and Lacey are clearly a couple in this world as much as she can have a couple and that’s scary because I don’t think either of them want that but you’re forcing them into that because you’re demanding that Lumbee gay genuinely to a psychotic degree to piece, Bobby you guys have a lot a lot of like nonsense and I think you take yourselves way too. Seriously just as a reader I just wanna throw that out there to the illuminati you guys take yourselves way too. Seriously it’s amazing how sad it is to read this if this is real, you guys are in capable of taking a joke you’re in capable of seeing any perspective by your own It’s sad and I think Bobby is example 8 because he knows what he’s doing is wrong but he’s still too determined to be excepted by his peers and seem cool like a sympathetic teenager and it’s so fucking obvious Bobby you are so full of shit and that’s the thing I don’t wanna hear his wife crying right now I don’t wanna hear it because you’re pathetic to you guys are extraordinarily pathetic people I cannot stand this right now. Excuse me me!” says a witch.

“ am I am either Lacey‘s daughter talking from the afterlife in the future safely or one of her friends is relaying the message safely or I am actually dead if this is real mom if they actually kidnap me and or if there is an actual illuminati, and someone thought that would be a really good way to prove to you that we were inferior to them, which is not a good way to prove that it’s nothing more than just psychotic desperation on their part to somehow feel powerful because it really doesn’t prove anything I mean people are all vulnerable in someway and so are they. They just imagine that they’re not because they’re completely idiotic and not really they’re just nothing more than just bullies because they think that somehow it makes sense to just be obsessive to the point of absurdity with you trying to find your weaknesses and they could do that to anyone so I could do it to them but no one gives a shit about them enough because they’re annoying people who are deranged or some thing I don’t know and that’s sad but there’s literally like nothing powerful about what they did to me today or I’m talking to you from the future. If I am not from the future, I told you that I died on the way home and I’m dead I’m dead mom.” says a spirit who may be Elizabeth.

“ how did they kill you or did you jump off of something?” says Lacey.

“ that woman who saw her children, and even possessed, he was that famous like you tuber were children actually even possessed and you guys made her look like an idiot, but she actually was figuring something out?” says a woman.

“ yeah she was getting close to the illuminati and we were paranoid because OK fine we are honest like this party reason we are honest is because we’re trying to deceive you into thinking that we were saying isn’t real and we’re in a crisis right now because this is real, possibly and it’s it could be the end of the world and essentially him yeah I’m sorry someone’s numbing my brain right now to keep me from telling you oh yeah, no the woman the woman yes the woman yeah we were we possessed her children. She was into the occult slightly and so she made herself vulnerable, but she was also a little bit unaware of the spiritual. We’ve tried to use demons through her children to attack Lacey, but she knows that that’s not her children being demon possessed because she’s a charismatic, and she knew that that’s not how it works as a Christian and so did work with her but it works with that woman she may not have been is craziest people think she was. She may literally have had reason that was perfectly seem to think her kids were demon possessed.” says an Illuminati woman.

“ is it your idea to teach her a lesson today to or was it Maggie Smith’s idea you know I have a feeling she gives more of a fuck about those kids who are Native American and the woman who talk to her last night or was it Bobby’s idea big because she rejected him in her sleep sexually and he was angry at her today and decided to find someway to get at her?” says the CIA, in a panic.

“ well, it’s possible that I’m dead. How did I kill myself? I got shot they are. They gave me the option of killing myself or going along with what they wanted and I chose to die. I chose to just let them shoot me.” says Elizabeth.

“ was that scary for you Elizabeth if you do, you don’t actually know entirely to be honest with you on the bill we made we are not 100% sure which is part of why we’re so reliant on the illuminati and the psychic because that for some of us is the only full proof way of knowing him Elizabeth, if I’m talking to you and you’re with Lem’s I take it?” says George Bush.

“ yes, I am with them. Yeah, it wasn’t that scary my mother prepared me for the entire thing and I just close my eyes took a breath and prayed and then they shot me and then I was dead. It was very quick and that’s actually more of a shock to me because I was expecting it to be really scary, but it wasn’t that scary and it was a very quick process being shot actually really isn’t that bad if I’m dead or some hug and just tell you that if if I’m from the future, but no it’s it’s not that bad being shot believe it or not it was just quick and then I was done and I was just dead and I’m a little overwhelmed by that, so yeah if I’m dead I wouldn’t be but that would be something that it would be a little traumatizing to me right now just how quick the process was.” says someone who might be Elizabeth.

Putin nods. “ I am quite sure Lacey and I will be able to identify her either way. I sincerely think that I am someone who could and I think I’ll be able to find her if that’s not her.” says Putin.

“ suicide from distracting him and fighting the war and torturing him and Lacey about her daughter. What else have you guys done today?” someone asks the Illuminati.

Later.

“ How much is this is because people can’t capitulate the truth that she’s about them and they’re just threatened by that they could be jealous involved but I kind of doubt it some degree. She’s too superior to you a lot of you to be jealous of her. I think her neighbors could be threatened And jealous but I think most of you were just threatened, so how much of it is you guys being like threatened probably all of it and then that’s where I’m starting to realize that Lacey and Putin are being serious. Do you guys have actual evidence to suggest that they won’t be able to find Elizabeth in the next 200 years?” says a witch.

“ I don’t understand how you’re supposed to get at her!” yells Maggie Smith at God.

“ no we don’t have any evidence.” says the Bonnie Rait fan.

“ like for real like sister to sister, you don’t have any evidence at all?” says a witch.

“ know where there’s there’s no it’s possible that they could find her in the next 200 years.” says the Bonnie Rait fan.

“ how does that affect you guys spiritually for them to claim that in Christ over her right now wherever she is what does that do?” says a witch.

“ I just wanna point out that ilumiNATTI has often thought that her daughter for striking resemblance to Queen Elizabeth and there has been a lot of people wondering if he’s Aleksey I just video Larry us that Alexei Romanov could be a father figure to go to the Queen Mother directions charming but it’s also sort of like fanfiction and I love that he can laugh at himself that way, and so can Lacey but Chris you should not have accused her of fanfiction. I feel like if this is a real conversation her life was like off the charts crazy and I think talking to someone telepathically and falling for them so at least somewhat, was nowhere near as weird as you coming from your very sheltered middle class background thought that it was, I think to you it seems psychotic and weird because you’re kind of a Normie secretly but I don’t think that that’s true I don’t think that was actually all that weird but in reality the thought of the queen mother as her daughter being the daughter of Alexis Romanoff, just like you know what that’s up to God but that’s just I think you guys really need to stop trying so freaking hard to be better than other people because it’s just not it’s just an incident I don’t need never mind I’m not gonna keep trying so anyway.” says a witch.

“ oh my God sense that that that that little girl could be your your daughter sweetie if that’s not your daughter downstairs gut sense. Wow!

If that’s not your daughter and your spirit, do they seem like the same person because I’m just curious this cloning thing do they seem like the same person or do they literally seem like different people who look almost exactly alike?” she says.

“ that’s a very insightful question they seem like the same people physically but their spirits would be dramatically different. I’m hoping that I’m just that the demon is up scaring my view of my daughter spirit and that that’s my daughter downstairs because I mean literally if she went to school, somehow the school either has someone very evil working for them or there’s some thing that they don’t realize about some moment when they’re leaving them alone, I don’t know I’m hopeful that that’s not what happened I mean to be really honest with you. If it’s it’s hard to know what people will be capable of of doing him, but see I am thinking like someone who is prepared for the holocaust my husband’s father was Jewish if my father was born in 1894 my body was gearing up for the holocaust. The minute I married him possibly I’m not making that up. I’ve told them that many times and they don’t want to hear it so I am in shock but I’m also strangely not because it’s possible that my body really was prepared for the us in a weird way and I think it’s a little stupid to think what I’m saying is stupid by the way, because it would just be evolution and sort of the interaction of our consciousness with other peoples consciousness and affecting her DNA and your body could possibly preempt that preop so I’m not seeing preempt arm that came out. Funny but oh your body could possibly be able to predict what’s going to happen in the future and prepare you’re prepared you’ll be able to prepare yourself for certain traumatic events so know that the other thought worst-case scenario of finding her in 200 years is actually incredibly comforting to me right now that that’s not hyperbole. It’s actually it’s actually extraordinarily comforting. I trust to. This is a real conversation that it’s probably the truth that within 200 years will be able to find her I know when to trust men when not to possibly more than some women do, and my gut says that he’s probably right it would probably take about 200 years at most, so that’s that is definitely getting me through this moment but an answer to your question they seem like different people. I’m pretty sure they’re different people in their spirit. If they’re able to clone our bodies they’re too dumb to realize that the spirit is something that they can’t control him so they could theoretically, probably create some thing that’s very physically similar, but the spirit is not controlled by the body in that way I’m surprised as a witch that you don’t know that.” says Lacey.

“ I don’t think it’s gonna take 200 years Lacey this is a joke, but I think it’ll take more than 200 years I think it’ll take more than 200 years and I think he’s wrong.” says a black comedian.

“ oh, do you do really do you have it but do you have evidence behind that or is that just your hypothesis?” says Lacey.

“ i’m not gonna ask you that question I’m not going to answer that question I’m not gonna answer that question Lacey because I don’t think I should have to. I’m a really big deal.” says a Black comedian.

“ OK so now, now I’m waiting for you to attack me.” says Lacey.

“ I don’t want to that’s my taxes just to say that I don’t want to cause I’m better than you and I just don’t want to.” he says.

“ you know you’re not better than me and I’m just waiting for your evidence it’s gonna take more than 200 years.” says Lacey.

“ I can’t keep going like this, but you’re right it’s ludicrous. He’s probably telling you the exact right amount of years of how long it would take.” he says. He shakes his head in exasperation.

“ we were training her daughter to say things like goodbye mommy I wish you’d come with me to school. Mommy and her daughter has been saying stuff like that to her recently because she thought it was safe and if this was some sort of idea that I had to try to force them to have sex with me. I am refusing to regret it, I refuse to regret it but I just want to say that I am slightly disturbed because if your daughter is downstairs she doesn’t know that and she’s not making it up so if this isn’t that her daughters dad and she’s talking to her from the future I am a little bit disturbed because this is not how this was supposed to have gone today.” says JFK.

“ that’s OK um I’m channeling Lem’s right now Jack and he says he forgives you and that he loves you and he’s not worried about you and he’s not worried about himself and he’s just happy. He’s just happy man it’s just he’s just really really fucking happy.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior to JFK.

Michael Rockefeller cracks up laughing.

“Lem where is your daughter right now? Do you know?” says a witch.

“ Can I just be honest I am as a witch who believes in science and it is not 100% evil. I’m starting to wonder if I am more the Catholic Church than the pope because I’m not telling them to believe what I want them to believe I am letting them believe what they think their conscience dictates to them and for her that’s a lot of questions but you’re telling your followers to think that homosexuality is OK now and I know some of them really aren’t OK with that and as a witch, that concerns me, so I’m just I’m just saying I’m sorry I’m a little worried that I am more the pope then the pope so that’s just a little bit of an eye-opener for some people reading this blog. Be careful Lacey is saying that the Russian pope or whatever might be a little different and that’s encouraging, but that being said she lives in a different part of the world and I feel like spiritually I am some sort of protection for her in Christ almost and that is really weird and I’m sorry it just makes me angry as a human that he’s let his followers down like that I don’t think you’ve done very well running your coven buddy how about that?

No I don’t but if I was out of line there, Lacey probably sat in Jesus’s name and breaks it in Jesus’s name, but if there is anything about that that was godly, that was a real slap in the face to face possibly from Christ. Sincerely, you just got slapped in the face from Jesus through which, but am I am I on my way to heaven anyway because I mean it’s all the same or what I mean that’s kind of what I think but I think I do a better, so no I’m not going to make you to say that everything breaks out in Jesus‘s name or Lacey does and she breaks her because that to riches name it’s just here’s a thing sweetheart as a witch. I’ve had to learn how to protect myself and I just think you’re super protected and you have no fucking clue what you’re doing.

That being said Lem where is your daughter? I truly believe he knows where his daughter is Lacey I I can’t believe he doesn’t know.“ says a witch.

“ do you feel the Holy Spirit through her?” says a man.

“ yes, I worry that I do.” says Lacey.

“ how do you spell I say if someone’s making fun of Putin for having a harem and having Lacey is like a part of that be careful because I have a feeling he keeps track and I don’t think he’s lying to her when he says that he’ll probably help her look for her daughter amongst many other things he be doing but I’m I’m not sure why that person so sure that there’s so right that that that would be stupid. I don’t think that’s her ideal fit but I just think they should probably be a little more careful.” says the witch.

They wait.

“ to be honest with you I can’t tell you because they’re not letting me. This is the problem I was straight and I’m not making that up I was straight and if they did kidnap and clone my daughter, that was why because they’re trying to prove that I was gay it sounds convoluted, but that’s their logic, the idea is that I’m evil somehow in their estimation for insisting that I was straight and so they’re trying to attack me and get me to capitulate that I’m lying by threatening my daughter or threatening her daughter. They think that in a sense that they’re working on behalf of Christ they’re very convoluted and delusional so it’s like I’m going to threaten you until you start telling me the truth is they’re crazy but I have been telling the truth I was straight and it sounds unbelievable to some people.” says Lem, exhausted.

“ I feel a block there’s like a blockage where you can’t fully say that to her spirit.” says the witch.

“ yeah, that’s there and usually that would be a protection for her from Christ. In this case it’s not in this case it’s the Kennedys and other dead people using something that God almost always uses for good to protect people against her.

They threw her down the stairs and tried to kill her and we had to rescue her that way are and this is turning into an event so much similar right now I’m trying to either figure out what demon is almost possessing my daughter, and where it came from or I’m trying to figure out what and I’ve worked as I do appreciate Putin‘s help. There’s a legion of angels every five seconds, so I mean it’s very intense right now um, but I’m either trying to decipher what’s going on with my daughters spirit or I am currently trying to find a way to kill everybody so that there’s not a problem anyway or I’m trying to figure out some other plan or if my daughter is dead. She’s been crying a lot and I’m trying to comfort her and it’s very hard because she doesn’t wanna be dead. She misses her mommy and the people here are wonderful and she can tell that I am, her dad if I am, she can tell but it’s not the same as mom but know if she’s here it’s actually been really nice to to talk with her but it’s not some thing that’s easy for me to answer other than what I just told you right now.” says Lem.

“ is Lacey really dehydrated?” she says.

“ yes when they’re attacking her, the most, she tends to become extraordinarily dehydrated because the daemonic and dead people like Jack and it’s hard to say that because as I say that it’s Jack, there’s literally a herd of gay men accusing me of and her both of being a liar him but no, I’m sorry he is. He is behind the attack on her. He tries to dry her mouth out by making it hard for her to speak. Can you pick up on that? She’s literally having to fight for control of her facial muscles right now.” says Lem.

“ actually, I could tell that and that’s disturbing to me. I’m no longer a liberal because I know this is real. I’m a witch and yeah I’m no longer liberal. I’m sorry you lost me and a lot of other people. I don’t think I’m a Republican I’m just saying you’re not you don’t have my allegiance anymore.” says a witch.

“ how many witches are there?” asks Kamala.

“ probably thousands potentially interconnected a lot of probably more than that but at least thousands.” she says.

“ yeah so this seems safe! or do you guys just not care about that?” says Chris Farley.

“ no Chris is right we actually are a huge threat to you guys. Well she start like a you guys should totally start some sort of like auntie which lake. Oh no no images of sort of like that inquisition Lacey is tired like the crucible. Oh well, which war which attack you should totally start trying to go after witchhunt you should go after the witches you should so start a witchhunt, I dare you I just miss people eating cats if they are are witches you should so go after the witches I would love to see that come up unlike the national news on MS, NBC and Fox I would love to see you guys talk about that all the witchhunts going on white because I think if we died we’d be more useful and so I put in some peoples cases they feel that way and then other people think that it would just be funny um and then we’d probably be able to then figure out who you guys are. Hopefully I will probably be able to figure out who are you guys actually are that are the most problematic.” says a witch.

“ arm do you know actually I hope they do that but I have a feeling they’re smart enough to know not to.” says a Nesheim. “ I just wanna point out to Lacey. You have dead relatives in Norway, who are probably aware of what’s going on or who are fully capable of figuring this out and I have a feeling they’re on it I don’t think that we’ll have to do this alone I really cannot believe that the Virgies wouldn’t care I have a feeling that they do so I don’t think it’ll take 200 years. I really doubt it an NN Matthews dead. Matthew shot himself. Keith Craft shot himself so they probably got an ion her and I think if there is something absolutely staggeringly, shocking and ridiculous going on I would be shocked yes actually rather I wouldn’t be surprised if she really was shot and she’s really dead in it. It really makes me wonder why you keep why you got that she was shot because I have a feeling that that’s exactly what Matthew would, and and Keith would probably suggest so I’m gonna go with my God. I think they were with her when that happened and I have a feeling that she probably isn’t shocked by how quick the whole process was so if she said, the good news is that she died, young and happy and healthy and loved and now she’s just waiting.” says a Nesheim.

“ yeah that’s best case scenario in a sense but what I am worried about is that she could be somewhere with someone who’s torturing her and there’s nothing I can do and she’s screaming out for me and I can’t do a damn thing that’s worst case scenario for me that there’s someone somewhere torturing her and there’s nothing I can do.” says Lacey.

“ yeah which is why I asked and it’s funny how that got shouted over him. What does it do spiritually for Putin and Lacey to be claiming that they’ll find her within 200 years can you guys be honest about that? What does that do?” asks a witch.

“ I cannot allow you to talk like that you are a WITCH!” says JFK.

“ you love stringing totally unrelated bizarre things together to confuse people don’t you?” says a witch.

“ oh yeah that’s what you think that’s what you think.” says JFK.

“ what it does arm oh my God we are not supposed to tell you this and Lacey just got a headache as I’m telling you him it makes the suffering that her daughter is going through slightly less because it’s spiritually demands of reality home that her daughter realize how dumb the situation is and him and his son start trying to find someway to kill herself. I think we just keep waiting for Lacey to be like oh never mind my daughters downstairs this isn’t real because that’s how she thinks and we know that we know that’s how she thinks because she was in love with Chris Hayes and Diego for real. It was real and lemon is gay and yeah OK maybe we kind of are intimidated but not really because they’re from the farm so see that’s the reality of the situation is that this really bothers her but she’s stupid and so she’ll think that her daughter is downstairs and and then it’s like if that’s not her daughter, we win and if that is her daughter I guess that means she has a heart and that she’s not a total freaky butch weird repressed lesbian but like that’s so unlikely so I’m just gonna go with the thought that that she actually is just putting on a show because that I’ll be that’s that’s who she gets that’s her vibe that’s what that’s what she’s giving.” says the They.

“ I mean I know Linn was gay and that that part of this blog it’s just for laughs and giggles like a white ass and I’m saying that Kylie out of the kindness of my heart. Oh my God you know what I kill the sunset Lacey disagrees with me know I am going to prove to you that he was he was gay go check on your daughter because I’m not a total heartless person and I’m a little worried that that’s not her because I’m with you actually, I doubt that that’s not her but let me tell you he creeps me out what’s possible so go check and then come back and I will school you on Wylam was gay and yes, I am trying to trick you into being with somebody else but but I will tell you anyway why he was definitely gay and we’re so sure.” says a gay man.