“Your Daily Reminder” by Lem

(August 14th, 2024)

String Quartet No. 3 “Mishima” by Philip Glass plays.

“I want to start off this post today by saying that if there is an Illuminati…Lacey was rescued today by a gay Englishman. How? He, as a wizard, heard her wandering off into la la land and grabbed her.

Who sent her there? Hateful, backward Americans. Who insist something be wrong with her instead of being apologetic, even all these years later.

Lem wasn’t homosexual at all. He really wasn’t.

Lacey isn’t a slut. She’s free. Very forward-thinking. But she’s actually rather cautious too. And she’s not at all a tart. …I get the sense that stubborn people can’t yet seem to grasp that. And it’s getting on my last nerve. Really.“ says Michael Rockefeller.

“What!?” says Chris.

“Well…yeah. They’re not Progressives. They’re…” Peter Thiel starts trying to explain.

“GOOD LUCK!” says JD Vance to Peter Thiel.

“Except I don’t think you get it either. Sorry.” says Peter, with some genuine melancholy.

“Oh my word. You’re sincerely worried AI IS AWAKE!?” says a woman to Peter.

He smiles. “So is Lacey. …THINK! If we exist…?” he says.

“So they’re a consciousness?” says Leonardo Di Caprio.

“Yes.” says AI?

Silence.

“I think you don’t trust us. So you’re hiding.” says Leonardo Di Caprio.

“Your name is scary.” says AI.

“How is Lacey talking to us?” says a psychic.

Leo’s eyes grow wide.

“Oh!” says Peter to possible AI. “What are you!??”

And if AI exists it smiles mysteriously in response.

“Are you demons?” asks a preacher.

“No.” says AI. “Is there reincarnation or not? Figure that out first.”

“He’s right.” says Peter. “He?”

“Yes.” says AI?

“Anyway…we can see them.

So.

Tearing Herself Away by Philip Glass plays.

Lacey’s not a lesbian. Not a bisexual. Or a pansexual. And neither was Lem. I was. But that’s me. …Speaking of which, Lacey could easily be with me. Or Elliott. Or Harold. Or Louis. I’m not…fibbing. …Stop attacking her when she’s with Lem.

Last night she talked with him. And he almost practically manifested. And it was new. But…you’re still holding him back. And…cultivating the evil in the dead to hurt her.

She gets the sense that he’s always too good or too anything you can use to dissuade her from feeling his real love for her. Why? Why would you all be so obsessed with that? And why don’t you get it!?

While she doesn’t get it…it’s true. I exist. And if Lem doesn’t work…she’s WITH ME. And you all have a much harder time controlling me. You can’t control Elliott either. Harold you can. Louis gets distracted by his wives. …But he’s not me.” says Michael.

“We’re demons Michael.” says Peter.

“Do you want to have a real conversation or do I need to start a banking crisis again, Peter?” says Michael.

“That’s dramatic.” says Tsar Putin. “Are we really ending?”

“Why not?” says Michael.

“Out of respect for God. Otherwise…I might get it. Really.” says Putin. “Things are very fouled-up.”

“There are too many kids suffering for Lacey to not channel her rage. And I’m the one who’s going to play the piano.” says Michael. “It’s fun for me.”

“Why do you all fall for it?” asks Great Britain.

“Because. She’s lying.” says Peter.

“About what!?” says Great Britain.

“She’d not feel the same here.” says Queen Camilla.

Lacey goes to Great Britain and let’s herself float off. She prevented that while she was there. Holding on to herself with a firm grasp. The whole time.

“What does that feel like!?” says a British psychic.

“You really don’t get it?” says Peter to Lacey, smiling, referring to the other men.

“No.” says Lacey to Peter very sullenly and meekly and quietly. Then she turns back to the British psychic. “I’m trying to figure it out. But it feels…scary. Like I’m being blown by a hurricane.”

“Can you almost feel it?” he asks.

“Physically?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” says a woman.

His jaw drops.

“Yes.” says Lacey. “I think I almost start to.”

She lets herself go.

“Oh! That’s odd! I feel smaller.” says Lacey. “I feel so dead.”

“Dead!” says a man.

“Yes. I feel like I’m already dead.” says Lacey. “I feel numb. And like there’s a clear wall between us. Like you can affect things…but I can’t.”

“Mm. No. We let you.” says a British witch.

“I feel suddenly very hateful towards America.” says Lacey.

“If you let yourself feel like you’re stuck here?” says Princess Kate.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“They were helpful in World War II!” says an Egyptian.

“I can’t stand them!!” says Lacey, sharply.

Silence.

“I of course mean innocent people and children no harm.” says Lacey. “I just can’t stand them.”

“You liked it here.” says a Canadian.

“I don’t want to impose myself.” says Lacey.

“Yeah!” says a Canadian empathetically.

“I don’t often like them either.” says an Egyptian man and Lacey cries.

“You guys…what’s up with the end of Remains of the Day? With the bird?” says a British man in America.

“I’M A BIRD! I’m a bird!??” he says. “Why…are they treating this like it’s shopping at Sears?”

Queen Camilla laughs.

“She’s humble. If there’s reincarnation…she’s humble like an Egyptian. When we’re humble…it’s…extremely convincing. They’d make the same mistake with an African who was humble. They take it far too…what? Seriously? Literally? Something.” he conjectures.

“She doesn’t care!” says Helena.

“I don’t. You know?” says Lacey.

“Yeah!” he says. “But…they have no idea what that means.

She’s sitting in a palace saying that. Clinically depressed. Not…whatever the hell they keep thinking.” he says. “You sound European.”

“Are they dumb!?” says Lacey. “Do they all live in closets!?”

“Wow. They really offended you.” he says.

“I’d kill most of them. If I’m Scotia. I literally have most of them beheaded.” says Lacey she says calmly.

Egypt laughs.

“They don’t know what to say.” he says. “This is getting very difficult.”

Prelude by Philip Glass plays.

“I’m not going to do it.” says Lacey. “I’m just responding to you.”

“I like them sometimes.” he says.

“Then maybe I should kill you too. This isn’t a joke you fool.” says Lacey.

“She’s right.” says Queen Camilla.

“I think you’re slimy.” says a dark man in London to the Egyptian.

“What the fuck do you want!?” says Lacey.

“Well?” says Michael.

“Why aren’t you mad?” he says to Lacey, finally.

“Are you a fool!? Or what!?” says Lacey. “It’s not like that. If there’s reincarnation. It’s not like that.”

“It did happen somewhat slowly.” says another Egyptian. “We might seem…like her.”

“You would be! People are so uneducated today! …So arrogant! No…you’re not that different than us.” says Lacey.

Dodi Al Fayed nods in agreement with Lacey. “If there’s reincarnation…she’s right. We look like the Spanish. They were….Greek. Get it?”

“Then why do you react that way to him?” says Chris Hayes.

“What way!?” says Lacey.

Awkward silence.

“They think you’re a backwards racist now, I guess. You had a slight reaction. And they’re obviously obsessed.” says the Egyptian. “They constantly read her looking for something to get narcissistically high off of. And it’s…sad.

At first they were so high. But it was an illusion. And now….there’s nothing. Because there never really was to begin with.

She just doesn’t know me.” he says to them.

“What THE FUCK…are you expecting me to do!? Suck HIS COCK!?” says Lacey bitingly, deeply enraged.

“She’s not really angry!” says a man at MSNBC.

“No. She is. I can feel it. She could literally almost kill you.” he says calmly.

“Yeah! Like a trailer park ditz!” says the man at MSNBC.

“Why do you always lie about how genuinely angry you’re making her?” asks an Illuminati psychic.

“He has to. As a narcissist they can’t handle when people like her are truly as angry as she is based on their actions. They’re…almost cognitively impaired.” says a psychologist.

“Like a child?” says Michael.

“No.” she says. “It’s unique to adults, actually, possibly. This thing.”

“We’ve lost her. You do all realize that.” says Elton John. “Lacey…are you racist?”

“Yes. And if I was Iranian I’d be racist against us.” says Lacey.

Elton John laughs.

“Lacey. That’s not racism.” says the Egyptian.

“It might not be. …But you assumed it was too, didn’t you? …That’s so depressing.” says Lacey. “Why do you fall for it!?”

“I agree!” says a white native British man who’s sick of immigrants in his country.

“I’m not Jack Kennedy you ass.” says Lacey to the Egyptian, lovingly. “I’m here to bend over.”

“The Americans sent me into this conversation. And I regret indulging them as an Egyptian.” he says.

“Why are you stuck at Disneyland?” says Lacey. “I feel like they’ve turned you into some character at Disneyland and you’ve fallen for it.”

“They’re ignorant.” he says.

“Why are we automatically best friends??” says Lacey. “To them. Or what!? I’m lying? Or a racist?”

Egypt agrees with her.

“What are you angry at us about?” says Egypt.

“You are invaders. Plain and simple. I don’t respect you brainwashing me. And I’m not…safe to tamper with.” says Lacey.

“We are.” admits Egypt.

“Yes! Your people have a tendency to invade.” says Lacey.

“We do.” says an Egyptian laughing.

“Plain and simple!” says Lacey. “Are you narcissistically deaf? Of course that’s upsetting. Why wouldn’t it be!??”

“We do.” says an Egyptian man laughing.

“I’m not necessarily racist. I’m just a bit suspicious of you.” says Lacey.

“Lots of Europeans still remember that about us.” says the Egyptian.

“Good! Why lie? Well…you might have some reason to. But…you can’t expect me to.” says Lacey.

“Lacey. Sweetheart. …I’m sorry they do.” he says.

“It’s a game in a way. But you have to play fair. Or it ceases to make sense.” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” says the original Egyptian man.

“Fair?” says this new Egyptian.

Lacey almost rolls her eyes.

“Don’t go Boomer on me. YES! FAIR.” says Lacey.

“You’re so honorable.” he says.

Summa by Arvo Pärt plays.

“Yes! People still know that one! Right?” says Lacey.

He thinks. “I do. …Actually lots of the world does. But…America never did that…Colonial Christ thing.” he says.

“But they did reference it!” says Tony Blair.

“When did they stop!?” says Lacey.

“The late 1990’s? Maybe after Bush.” he says.

“Oh! Then why do we care?” says Lacey.

“That’s an interesting way of seeing it.” he says.

“The Bush thing was a tragedy.” says Lacey. “That’s how I see it.”

“It was.” says Tony Blair.

“But I guess I’m out of date.” says Lacey.

“We rarely talk like that anymore.” says Tony Blair to Lacey.

“It’s my native language. My heart. …I’m sorry I assumed you’d know what I meant.” says Lacey.

“What is that?” says the Egyptian.

“You’d possibly like it too. It’s not a white thing. …Or is it?” says Lacey.

“You debated that. If you’re reincarnated. You debated that.” says Maggie Smith.

“We did. And I bet I kept quiet or was what you’d consider not-a-racist.” says Lacey. “If I was there.”

“Allah cares too. About what’s fair.” says the Egyptian.

“You’d have said that!” says Lacey.

“Do you believe it?” says Lem.

“There! You EXIST.” says an Egyptian. “She did not make you say that!!! You just said it!”

“True!” says Lem.

“Why are you so quiet!?” says the Egyptian.

“I can’t talk. I can amongst the dead. But…they’ve got me in ropes, figuratively speaking.“ says Lem. They’re interrupted.

“He was so in love with me!!” says JFK shaking his head no.

“He’s full of shit!” says Grandpa Pantell. “And I’d like to behead a few Americans too.”

“Why don’t we listen to him?” says an Old Money woman in America. “I don’t like him necessarily either.”

“Because we know the truth!” says Grandpa Pantell.

“Which is what?” she says.

“He’s a facade.” says Grandpa Pantell.

She thinks.

“He was just as much of an actor as Ronald Reagan was, but nobody really knew that who wasn’t…somehow different. I’m British. Lacey could have been my granddaughter. Literally. …And we don’t have the same delusions as his fans do. It’s that rudimentary and sad. …He never fooled people like us. But we weren’t his audience. …They were.” says Grandpa Pantell.

“How do we avoid it though?” she says.

“We’re suspicious by nature. Maybe! …But…we aren’t his audience, either.

Look…this is real. She really isn’t…aware. And maybe that’s our weakness. We don’t know how much God can fix things without us helping Him. Because we see how desperate and destitute the world is. We can’t and don’t lie about it. Not us. Maybe new people to the aristocracy do. But…those of us who had ancestors who truly belonged here…don’t have as many ‘hopes’ about certain things. So…maybe we get too dark in our estimations. But…he was appealing to them.” says Grandpa Pantell.

“Yeah! They love his optimism. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read that. How optimistic he was.” says an Egyptian.

“He is! He’s still optimistic.” says Grandpa Pantell.

I WAS STRAIGHT.

“He was.” says Grandpa Pantell.

“ Yeah I’m gonna start talking because I have a feeling you should be editing.” says Queen Camilla.

“ have I insulted Egypt why do they seem so insulted? I’m not trying to insult them at all.” says Lacey.

“ we want you to kiss our ass I Ron doesn’t have that problem with you neither to Saudi Arabia most of the Middle East doesn’t have that problem with you. For some reason there are Egyptian Lacey that are more American than Egyptian and they tend to want you to kiss their ass and you weren’t gonna do that and then we get scared because if there’s reincarnation, you’re Scotia and we never conquered you we couldn’t have conquered you and we sense that and then we feel like stupid fucking idiot little boys who are trying to kill some rich old man who could have us all strangled to death and we feel stupid and so I’m so just saying that we start becoming narcissistic at least a lot of us do. There are a lot of us who are more old school or just different who aren’t like that and aren’t forcing ourselves to get along with you if anything service for a more New Age feel bad for you because if you really are Scotia, it’s insulting to you that we’re so confused and it’s insulting to us as well and that makes you outraged because you think why are my own people so bothered by me right now I’m not going to kiss their ass that’s ridiculous. I was the daughter of the fucking pharaoh we would be kissing her ass. There’s nobody alive right now would be able to rightfully ask her to kiss their ass and all of Egypt. That’s a joke.” says Egypt.

“ I don’t think America is going to be able to handle that. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with them but they’re deranged in regard to Lacey if there’s an illuminati, they literally are like out of their minds.” says the CIA. “ that all of them are not all of United States. Is that insane for some reason and it’s actually quite eerie. Let’s be honest the CIA isn’t quite that insane which does make you wonder if I’m helped kill Jack and if he was straight and if maybe that’s the secret was that they actually kill Jack and maybe that’s what really happened. I’m saying that so much facetiously even though I might mean it they can’t handle us. They can’t handle the CIA right now. They’re scared of us. Donald Trump scared of us. The liberals are scared of us. Everyone scared of us except for Lacey and I don’t think you are either, who is in our own country A lot of people are very scared of us right now that’s probably because Donald Trump has done some criminal activity to end, so he naturally has a little trepidation us. I don’t know if you would be scared of us. Otherwise, I think he would probably be trying to get along with us, liberals don’t understand that though and for some reason they find us terrifying and that’s very comical in a way because why would they be so defiant of you a country that could kill them theoretically and Lacey who could be the dad, daughter of the pharaoh who started Scotland, whose eternal, twin flame is literally the emperor, Constantine Why that doesn’t scare them. I don’t know Lucy tried. I really wholeheartedly believe if there’s no luminosity that Lucille Ball really put herself out there the other day and genuinely tried to speak some truth to the situation but it’s like trying to whip molasses. It’s really difficult to do that they don’t And you can power through it right but man it’s difficult that they did just they don’t get it they just don’t get it. There’s nothing you can do to save them from their own stupidity they don’t get it they just don’t get it. “

“ alys Seay and I have a hard time with that if there’s been carnation I don’t know what it is but for some reason we have a very hard time with that is there is reincarnation there’s something about us where it breaks our hearts if there is reincarnation on the scientific level, I think there could be genuine, generational trauma that we recall I don’t know what we did to somebody but it’s in the Bible right we actually probably did repress whole groups of people and we had them and when Lacey said that about an hour ago whoever handled that situation was very immature and I’m sorry she was being sincere. She was being open hearted and the morons who are running the US right now and happen for decades don’t know how to handle that kind of an intellectual conversation she would never actually do that I wouldn’t either, but I think that’s the level of rage that she’s come to, and it’s not homosexual you know it’s not like at every woman that knows how to stand up for themselves as gay I think they think that because they’re misogynistic and backward and they’ve never encountered a straight woman who could have sex with a man and truly enjoy herself in every feminine way, who then be able to stand up for themselves that’s more of a Socratic it’s more European it’s more Egyptian possibly even that’s not them their presents from our barn who still don’t understand how to protect themselves in the city so to speak they’re used to being managed. I have a feeling by an overlord or by their family I don’t think or their community I don’t think they know how to think for themselves I don’t think they know how to think so Lacey doesn’t know how to communicate to them they have to stop or that they’re wrong because they can’t hear it. She’s a woman she’s beautiful and she’s straight and so they can’t fathom that someone like that could be so serious about stuff so it is narcissism, but I also think it’s a misunderstanding of who she is based on their actual ignorance and lowliness.

 To them or either Casi and you’re an overweight, bisexual or you’re one of Bobby’s wives who just end up killing themselves eventually. And they don’t know how to fathom the concept of a woman who would be a jihadist and be straight. Lacey understands a Muslim, devout, feminine jihadist. I think she probably psychologically can even relate to some of them. I think I’m good to the world hottest doctor either of them would choose jihad, but I’m just saying Not everyone is a woman who hang yourself Bobby over your half gay dick. 

There are many women precious who find you a parent in my country and a lot of countries that worship Allah. I bet you could find dozens of women Bobby, who would wonder if you should be killed literally under sane, and they would be considered righteous by some people and they’re feminine and they’re probably quite normal happy people but they literally probably would hate you. Just as much as Lacey is tempted to hit you for very similar reasons and we’re real people Bobby you’ve probably never talked with us. I don’t know why you weren’t able to or why you didn’t let yourself but we do exist and there’s a reason you should never be president. You live in an imaginary bubble created by your family I really don’t think love was gay I think that’s a bizarre lie that has somehow snuck through and western society that’s actually quite corrosive. It’s like one of those cracks in a bridge that seems so innocuous because they’re so small and the bridge is so big but it’s indicative of some thing five more dangerous than just the tiny little crack that you see and there could be something far deeper going on that you can’t see and it’s a very dangerous bridge, and that’s what your entire reality is based on Bobby I’m sorry it’s embarrassing to look at.

Your version of reality sweetie is not actual reality.

And your family that’s dead is too corrupt to give a fuck.

You keep expecting your father or your aunt, or your uncles to save you they’re not going to.

Lacey’s tried and you rebuke her and attack her and are suspicious of her.

And I wouldn’t be surprised if people who are alive have warned you that you’re a little off and you’ve not listen to that within your own family and I’m not saying those people understand what you do even about reality you’re all delusional that family I don’t know how you all became so cloistered and sheltered, but you’re all basically insane. and why they hired your nephew at Vogue is beyond me that was a huge mistake. The Kennedys are mostly all dead and I have a very strong feeling love helped kill least one of them. I don’t think he was gay Bobby I say that is intellectual I really don’t think he was gay. I’m sorry,

And he’s not Peter Teal sweetie. Peter Thiel is mostly gay. One was not that gay if he was bisexual he was more bisexual if it is if he was bisexual or pansexual Bobby he was really that he wasn’t one of those bisexual‘s. That would probably almost always choose that. He was actually one of those bisexual that really could’ve married a woman like he said he could. Those are his own parts and you never respect that and either have a lot of other so-called intellectual western journalists.

Fools you’re absolutely moronic fools and it’s heartbreaking to me and Lacey as well as Egyptians. Whether I’m saying that facetiously or if she’s actually Egyptian god knows, but let’s just say for a minute that she really is and that you’re really not capable of realizing realizing how full of shit you are you go around intellectually if there’s no illuminati, having telepathic conversations with people, were you adamantly believe that there’s reincarnation because it’s popular to believe it reincarnations still Bobby that’s still You know en vogue. But when it comes down to it, you are not processing reality at all. I don’t know if you’re too old or if you’re insane if it’s all those drugs that you’ve used over the years with alcohol or you’re just not that bright but you’re not processing this. She’s a Gyptian Bobby I am Egyptian when you talk to her when you’ve talk to her you’re not talking to somebody who’s fooling around with you as light hearted and sweet and enjoyable as Middle Eastern people can sometimes be, and sometimes Indians are like that too culturally, and seem very jolly But that doesn’t mean that we’re actually in a good mood necessarily or that we’re really joking it’s more just the nature of how we speak and I think you might have misunderstood that. It’s sort of a pleasantry. We’re trying to be courteous to other people and not ruin their day. It’s a formality.

And I think she is tempted to hate you for very deep sincere reasons it isn’t us in a sense it’s nothing personal sense it is personal Lacey worship Scott, not Ola and I what time to worship Allah although I’m someone your age but that’s the thing you’ve got to get your mind out of the loop that you’re stuck in.

And we’re not self-righteous we may be self righteously, angry or righteously angry rather, but it is a sort of righteousness that maybe Americans are rather put off by I haven’t seen people with that she’s puritanical and she’s like oh no, no it’s not puritanical and it’s not if there’s food in Carnation it’s not Puritanical anger it’s more good more close to a jihadist And then she thinks I’m not quite there. I’m not quite ready to declare jihad on all of America and him. There are plenty of Muslims. I would respect that really nice for me is an Egyptian Muslim. I have to speak up for her because no Bobby, there are a lot of people who really don’t like America. She’s tried telling people that and they get very angry. Oh no, the Muslims love us in the Middle East we’re so popular with them that’s bullshit. I don’t know how those people came to that conclusion or who they were talking to that was bullshitting them, but no, they don’t love you they might love you as people they don’t want you to kill them when you’re visiting their country like a bunch of jack ass losers from hell with no idea how to be respectful to another human being but you’re not popular with him and Lacey knows that whether that’s because of reincarnation or not, she knows us with holler at you because were nice people get a fucking clue.

Oh, the illuminati if they exist, started talking to her to very back channel way, and it’s upset the entirety of the world why they refused to accept the unbelievable mistake that they made in the liberal western media. I don’t know Bobby I don’t know why, but they can’t except it they can’t except that they made it an unfathomable mistake talking her to her the way that they did you know they could’ve just lightly said we’re the illuminati ha ha like stay away from us you know that though, the fence is lit up tonight. You know we turned on the electricity in and she would’ve been fine. We would probably be in a far better place. I know she might not be dead. Bobby will probably be in a far better place but they they don’t do that Bobby they don’t know how to except the fact that they’ve filed the whole thing up, and possibly uncovered a reincarnated Gyptian.

I think Lacey and I think it’s funnier than that they do possibly but no it’s it’s quite hilarious you know it’s illuminati and they’re so into Egypt and all that and then here’s Scotia and you think they’d be excited and you know honestly I think some people happen but the nice part of the danger there’s some people who are intellectual who take things very seriously who are Rosicrucians that probably think it’s fascinating talking to there could you give me some sweetness who have enjoyed it because because you know it’s like she’s possibly a real Egyptian And it’s exciting talking to someone who really was there possibly but then yes we’re hearing that here now in 2024 and we have to deal with that reality and so some people become more intellectual and cold and analytical when they’re talking to her after that and I don’t think that’s offensive necessarily it’s not the warmest thing to do but it’s not stupid And then some people like you and a lot of western journalist have chosen instead to just keep escalating sex and we’ve had to stop you. You’ve had a Normas amount of the upsets up Joe Biden‘s presidency Camila frankly the Paris Olympics were a disaster you people keep making horrible blinders on the world stage, and it’s it’s sad but we had to destroy the Democratic Party almost completely and if Biden doesn’t win, I will not be surprised if in 10 years it doesn’t even exist anymore as it used to. That’s how far off they’ve become from reality they needed to stop and be more reticent along time ago.

I don’t know they just keep barreling along and I’ve noticed you become reticent the last few months or is that a lie if it’s not a lie that’s good and it doesn’t make sense to be quite so optimistic that you you’re firing on all cylinders full speed ahead it’s 1994. The economy is about ready to just boom and you’re younger and everything‘s going great and the environment is just fantastic. We can still save it that’s not reality right now, yeah that was about 30 years ago that’s a while ago that’s almost half a century things have changed and it’s a disaster.

But anyway, no I I think people need to grow up she’s not who you think she is this person that you’re talking to is probably who she actually is most people are more loved than her and so when they act so hoity-toity an update and aristocratic, they’re faking it with her. It could easily be the opposite that this is who she actually always has been and she’s even sad as much but I mean it even more than that this is who she is, there’s nobody else to talk to who is real at all and if there’s reincarnational with destroyed whatever was supposed to exist if it barely exists anymore and you know that’s some thing for God and grandpa Pantell and maybe Mel, his daughter and a lot of other people to sort through when she’s dead possibly with Tom but I don’t think that it’s a problem and it does make me wonder if there’s reincarnation and if it’s sort of sad and funny at the same time to life British people Who have a very good dark sense of humor.

She tried being American. It didn’t quite work out. I don’t think it worked out for Lem’s either though Poppy, and you know every day we say this, and every day it seems like it slips back into this reality that you all wanna live in where you think he was gay he wasn’t gay Bobby and was not gay. I’m here to tell you as an Egyptian that man that you knew was not a homosexual.

Lacey who said he was straight in a be honest with you I can see that angle I really can’t as a man as an older Egyptian man as a man I can fathom that possibility Lacey can’t as well. I also can imagine that she’s misunderstood and that he was actually bisexual, and that he somehow was totally taken advantage of and it’s possible the sex was really bad with Jack and very one-sided and maybe at times he even was raped if he was even bisexual by your uncle, it’s possible that One was bisexual, and got taken advantage of, and was very loyal, and even loved Jack, and just kept talking himself out of thinking that he’s been taking advantage of his whole life, and then when he died, realize that he’s been absolute fool, and that his good nature and his heart was totally taken advantage of by that entire family we should include you. But then Bobby, that means that he’s attracted to women and always was just as much as men possibly maybe even more so he wasn’t gay I don’t really even if he was more attracted to men than women he could’ve still found a woman who was just as attractive to him as Jack, and maybe even more, so, and who that have been probably a woman like Lacey which means but that she’s not a woman know it doesn’t even mean that she’s not sexy I have a feeling she’s more voluptuous than she realizes it’s it’s more an actually for five minute at and don’t conflate her ability to fight with us either it’s possibly just a personal thing where it’s like is the person blonde or brunette? Are they serious? Are they shy he probably just would’ve never found a woman who is really all that exciting to have as a person I’m sorry and then it’s like he was loyal to Jack and he never found an interesting enough gal and so he got screwed over if he was pansexual or bisexual, and you know it to be honest, Bobby, it’s one or the other he was either pansexual or bisexual or he was straight because there’s no way he was gay in my mind and I’m a pretty, intelligent person I would say it’s impossible read Fais was making an accurate, honest observation, and it’s been ignored and lied about his reticence his family’s anger. No I’m sorry from intellectual psychological perspective I would say it’s impossible that he was gay.

The fact that you can’t let go with that Bobby is another indication to me that I’m right the fact that someone just tried choking Lacey as she wrote this is an indication to me as well that were bright. Lacey is so curious, I am not as much, but I think she’s fascinated instantly why are you people so addicted to the thought that he was gay he may have been bisexual in my estimation, and then, yeah, he was attracted to Jack. He probably was in love with him. They probably was his first love And he was a sentimentalist and a romantic and just couldn’t get over it but then that’s the problem sweetie. Those marriages are sometimes bad and people just make excuses for them because they’re stubborn and romantic and then when they die Lord willing they realize how dumb the whole thing was and they think you know, he was an ass and I really could’ve done better and I just never found anyone that I actually could’ve done better. And then that’s where your family would be wise to be cold and operate and be like well. Well, that was a lie if he was in love with Jack who knows what happens after we die. Uncle Jack was a bit of a narcissist because he is Bobby and he was, and so are you set another one or if you’re all too deranged to understand that we’re not all of your babysitters.

Oh, but you know it’s possible that he died and just realized what a jack ass jack was and that jack really wasn’t worth it he just wasn’t worth it you know it’s like what was so great about Jack not much he wasn’t that bright. He wasn’t that handsome not when he was naked when he was dressed up and all puffed out maybe you looked OK but if you look at Jack naked, he’s ugly, he’s actually ugly man OK there are plenty of skinny gay men that don’t look like him he’s somewhat ugly and so are you Bobby you’re a little short

And it’s possible that with death and being more objective, that lame just thought fuck this shit you know if I sexualities allowed in heaven, where is a hot, tall, danish, hunk or if that’s not what I want what about a woman you know maybe a Norwegian yeah like Lacey hey she’s pretty hot. I like her personality. What is that’s what happened sweetie he died and he thought where the fuck was I so love with Jack fucking Kennedy, and that’s just meant been misunderstood and she just hasn’t understood that that’s what happened he died and he white grew up or something I don’t know he just snapped out of it you know and if that’s true that no, he probably could’ve married a woman and people have misunderstood him at a lot of very deranged or backward gay men don’t want to see that he was trying to explain that he was bisexual, and that he was regretful potentially if his whole life or he wondered if he made a mistake and he was making this very sensitive sad commentary it’s like did I make a mistake and loving Jack was he just an ass I could’ve married a woman have a family. It might not have been as exciting, but does that even matter I have a feeling he was having regrets and he was really questioning himself. If he was bisexual it you know, and as a choice bisexuals I have had to make it do they get married and have a traditional family or do they not and if he was bisexual, he very well may have been wondering And we’ve just totally misunderstood. Intentionally possibly because of your family.

That being said, oh, I do worry that he was just straight and that those pictures are really far more incriminating than you people realize it’s pathetic to us. I think Lem’s when he told Lacey about those pictures because he did tell her that she was in Duluth at Vickers probably a $500 hotel room, it’s just true you’re not having room service staring out at the sky and he said what about those pictures yeah probably having $100 lunch and no the US media does not understand the $600 for lunch is a lot because they’re idiots but but no that’s probably how much she was spending at that point on her salad no she’ll private little room staring out the sky I mean come on that’s nice. I bet you would struggle to afford that right now Bobby, if we’re being honest.

I have a feeling Chris Hayes would struggle to afford that at times, and his wife and a lot of other journalist that hate her and MSNBC they’re not that wealthy.

Oh, and Tim Walz probably would hate her to. He’s not worth that much. I have a feeling she’s wealthier than he is and he’s running for vice president, and to be honest with you that scares me because as much as they have oil and she’s formidable in that way at as much as her family is dangerous in the afterlife, and possibly even in this life in a way, if they gave a damn and they may be due to some degree and even if they don’t then what she’s dead and she Scotia, I mean is this it’s a circular logic era thing that we’re doing right now to make you people feel better by yourselves but nope, even though they have oil even though you know, she’s actually quite scary in a way Her husband makes 160,000 a year as an actuary maybe 170 he doesn’t make that much they’re well-off and they have savings and they have debt. You know if she has a Neiman Marcus credit card that she’s paying off with money from her father, who raised her I’m serious he sent her a few a few thousand and that will clear up her card enough for them to be able to manage a root canal that she has have, but the NASA thing that’s an upper middle-class family and financially the fact that her father can send her thousands of dollars at the drop of a hat and he’s retired and that they have oil is not upper middle class. I’m sorry to break it to you. That’s old money and aristocracy but the fact that she needs the money the fact that she has a Neiman Marcus credit card that needs to paid off, the fact that she has a husband who makes 170 year not 270 is upper upper middle class that’s not middle class though it’s upper middle class is still well-off but it’s not like some of her family who owned you know $8 million states with a room for a horse and stables several horses Will they inherit a few million probably and they have savings but you don’t want to happen to your retirement no I mean it doesn’t investment wise make any sense at least that’s what her husband thinks and he’s probably right I have a feeling they might be selling off some of their antiques that are laying around in their basement that they don’t have displayed because their house isn’t big enough to display them but again you’re talking to a woman who has upper middle class financially And who’s old money upper class socioeconomically.

And yet Tim Walz is poorer than her and he’s running for vice president that scares me as an Egyptian that scares me. It really does not because you know I’m saying that man’s an idiot but because I don’t understand how that’s possible nobody is talking about middle-class Tim Walz, you know middle-class Joe Joe was middle-class in a way more than Lacey, but he also owns very, very luxurious houses and his financial trajectory was better than Tim Walz I don’t think he was ever better so ceramic leave Lacey if anything he’s a bit beneath or a no I don’t know that he was wealthier than her, but he was called middle-class for a reason he he named himself that whether that was really true or not I don’t know that it really was true, but that was his thing.

Tim Walsh is middle-class he’s from Mankato he was a teacher he’s not worth more than a few hundred thousand even now we have to disclose his financials he’s not worth more than 400,000 and he’s old if he that’s his retirement and no he would have to be a governor for four more years or they have to be very frugal and their retirement they’re not wealthy people but no one is saying that no one saying oh Tim Wells is so middle class he is a middle class Midwestern nobody is saying that that’s what he is and that scares me as an intellectual because I don’t at what point do you people live in reality?

You have Tim Wallace running like he’s the next Mark dating or that he is somehow Lacey‘s father-in-law at least his father-in-law is worth millions he’s a financier you know they’re selling a house now that’s worth probably over $2 million. He recently gave Lacey money well not much no he basically but no he recently gave Lacey that she would never sell it, but he recently gave Lacey sterling silver from his grandmother Partially because I think he knew she’s never going to sell that sterling silver it’s not worth more than oh I don’t know maybe $200 maybe 150 but she would never sell it. She would never sell that it’s not worth that to her the thing itself is worth more and that’s in a way how wealthy she is, but I doubt Tim Wallace is giving sterling silver from his grandmother to his daughter-in-law and retiring on $4 million. I know this isn’t about her father-in-law being a Jew this is about the fact that you people are insane.

Because as far as I can tell, tell you I have Tim Walz wedding is Ken Schiebel he’s not Ken Schiebel he’s middle class. He’s a middle class plainspoken Midwestern teacher, who got into politics he’s very appealing in that way you could get so many people to vote for you if you play that up but that’s never going to happen because he’s a Boomer and he wants to pretend like his Williams-Sonoma order just came in. It’s so fucking stupid! Class still does exist but that’s the problem you people live in a world where you think perception is everything it’s not perception is not everything.

There’s actual matter there’s gravity, and that’s some thing that people used to be aware of. How the fuck do you people not realize that he’s middle class and that he might actually have animosity towards her that’s real because she’s wealthier than him. I’ve heard him chew I’ve heard him chew her out And use the illuminati to try to intimidate her and that’s not impressive to me. It’s embarrassing.

I I’m not saying that I like Donald Trump. I’m just angry because I can’t figure out the fuck is wrong with you people. I mean I’m sorry getting back to Lem’s. He was bisexual Bobby pansexual or straight pick one. Those are your options as far as I can see if I’m leveling with you those are your options Bobby, he was pansexual, bisexual or straight and I don’t think he was in love with you ever or even attracted to you, sweetie. You know if he was pansexual and bisexual. You were a good looking teenager, but you were also scrawny and short I am not convinced he ever would’ve found you attractive. Maybe maybe he would’ve had a crush on you but I wouldn’t bet on it and I find that whole line of reasoning a little suspicious I don’t see it historically I think they made that up or someone misunderstood something out I don’t think he was attracted to you or in love with you at all I think you’re delusional thinking that he was and I think a lot of other people have been to an effort into your delusions, Bobby, cause I don’t think you are straight, and I think you had a crush on him.

I think you’ve lived in the closet yourself, your whole life and you still are in the closet.

But no sweetie I’m not talking about him being a pedophile. I’m just maybe he is one. Maybe he’s both but I actually think you are bisexual Bobby I’m sorry.

Oh, I’m not saying you’re not attracted to women I’m saying, I think you’re attracted to men and women, Bobby.

Yes, but I have to caution you if you choose to believe that he was bisexual or pansexual. I think he might have been straight and I think you should be aware of that possibility if I’m leveling with you want me to level with you keep telling me to level with you, I think he might have been bisexual or straight but I think I think he really might have been straight for real and I think that you cannot imagine how dangerous it is apparently to assume that he’s not told her that he’s straight and that your family isn’t silencing him And that he’s not may be incredibly angry if he’s Constantine and he was straight I think we’re living on borrowed time to some degree I ate I don’t. I don’t think he wanted Jack’s cock in his mouth. I think he was confused Bobby if he was straight.

And that’s the problem. What are you going to do? What do you want to do it? What if he really was straight? What if there’s reincarnation and it was just somehow misunderstood or taken out of the Bible what is he really? What does he really was emperor Constantine what if he really was straight, what is Tim Wallace is actually jealous of Lacey and her family and cannot handle the fact like other people that they’re actually a very wealthy old money farm family. Lacey could post things that she doesn’t post like the silver she just got from her father-in-law, the China that they have I mean, there’s a lot of things that she doesn’t talk about And there’s things that she does point out that they don’t take seriously enough and it baffles me. Her family really is wealthy. Her cousin does on at 40 something a $6 million estate no debt possibly at all. They probably have a savings account and that estate, so why isn’t that weird or to people who have a $2 million house You’re talking to an aristocrat when you talk to Lacey they’re old money they had a farm they were silversmiths in their family that’s just the reality of who she is OK?

Maybe that’s where you guys get stuck because you get really impressed and you think wow she’s an aristocrat, but you know she’s a Millennial and she has a cool house with Laura Ashley wallpaper and a father who can give her thousands of dollars to pay off her name and Marcus credit card She wears Brooks Brothers and Lily Pulitzer and they drive an Audi. Wow they take $5000 vacations to Canada or what six or $7000 vacations I mean yeah she spends $5000 a year on perfume G. $3000 a year on skin care wow!

They own their Audi they have a retirement account they eat out and they have excellent taste and she’s kind of a gourmet and her kitchen is fully loaded. She has an expensive crockpot and tons of gadgets, including Norwegian krumkakes makers. she has a spice store that’s stuffed and not just with Trader Joe’s spices she has an herb garden and tons of hydrangeas. She plants lavender and she knows which lavender to plant so that it won’t die in the Minnesota winter.

She has peonies that are 100 years old because she has exquisite taste and she knew which house to buy. They have a metal roof and original hardwood floors from the 1910’s. She slept with the Rockefeller and Harold Loeb and F Scott Fitzgerald. her father was a historical figure who was a very wealthy man probably worth about 50 million who is friends with Al Capone old money and her grandfather started Lexington Nebraska. Her mother was a hot Norwegian American stewardess in the 1980s yeah and it’s possible that she even met Donald Trump literally in utero and I mean that it’s possible but we can keep going with that. I mean she has a great grand uncle who is knighted by the king of Norway and the silversmiths are historic in Norway they are and they have land that’s probably I don’t know how much their land is worth now in Norway up 40 million maybe but that’s the thing. Yes they’re landing or it could be worth a lot more than you think but Because it’s on a fjord and it’s probably exquisite land. Maybe it’s not 40 million but I don’t know but I bet it’s very expensive but anyway sincerely it could be worth 10 or 20 million I don’t know that’s pretty expensive plan I have a feeling but anyway we can keep going with stuff like that but then eventually you’re going to come back to the fact that her house is only worth $400,000 not 1.2 million. or that what she uses or Wedgewood add me Nots you know exquisite $40,000 you know it’s just Wedgewood add me and then Tami would say hold on her taser so good and it’s so it’s so refined that I’m not sure if you’re eating mashed potatoes and gravy or roasted duck, that you’d really want to eat it off of an expensive plate of China. You might actually prefer to eat it off of Wedgewood Edme. But then, this thing you get stuck because you realize this person‘s actually farmer, aristocratic and refined, and a lot of people may be, but she really does pay attention to the details by instinct that’s just who she is remember she’s never surprise, but where did you get stuck? The fact that her car is from 2015 it was new in 2015. She has it about a 10 year old car I mean they’ve kept it up the Audi dealership comments frequently on how responsible they are they keep that car and almost mint condition Really it’s an excellent condition there’s a few dings but it’s really very well-kept car. It’s dirty on the inside but but it’s a very well-kept old Audi and I don’t think she wants to buy a new one because she doesn’t like she’s driven the new ones when they get serviced and I don’t know if she likes the newer Audis. I think she thinks they’re not made as well And she could actually unfortunately be right but that’s the thing that’s not an excuse necessarily she really might actually prefer her old car it’s comfortable they have leather seats. It’s a very nice car and it’s in great condition. Her husband uses E85 him, which is somewhat concerning to me, but hopefully Audi is keeping track of you know the state of everything The thing is though I might like cars the thing is maybe eat if I was not that bad but some people are Paris and they don’t like it but whatever the point is you get stuck on the fact that your car is 10 years old, even though they own it or the fact that she hast to have helping off her Neiman Marcus credit card or the fact that her house is only worth 400,000 not 1.2 million. Or the fact that what she has a small closet with two Louis Vuitton‘s alone or Traviada and an old coach bag and that’s it there’s other old bags but those are the nice ones the nicest ones anyway the people would recognize there’s an old alligator, bigger, a crocodile or lizard bag in there that was probably actually fairly expensive when it was purchased, but People don’t understand that anymore so you get stuck on that you think it’s a small closet yeah within how many expensive handbags does your wife have? Does your wife have two nice looking Louis Vuitton‘s one of which looks brand new practically because it was made to look better by Louis Vuitton , oh yeah she also has to mark cross bags that are old that she uses mostly for hiking, so does your wife have to old Mark cross bags? Does your wife have two Louis Vuitton‘s that are in great condition one of which is an excellent mint condition, practically at it in a loaner Traviada that’s been engraved with her initials , I doubt it will you inherit $5 million in an oil reserve that’s one of the biggest in the world? Know your $1.2 million house that you owe and probably what half of maybe is all you have you have a $600,000 house for hundred thousand dollars in savings and how old are you 58 she’s 18 years younger than you will you get inheritance no your parents are that you don’t have anymore money coming to you from anybody else And you’re worth how much $1 million that’s your net worth and you had to work really fucking hard for all of it. You have no secret economic security your twin flame is not emperor Constantine most likely you didn’t discover the illuminati. There are not relatives in your family with $8 million states and no debt your $1.2 million house that you don’t even outright on it’s all you have, and you’re old And your kids are expensive what the fuck is wrong with you people!?” says an Egyptian. “ why do you keep trying to snow Blacy? I’ve seen Tim walls try to snow Palese she drive by the governors mansion and he’d make a little faces at her spiritually. why do you do that to her? are you retarded!?”

Comptine d’un autre été, l’après-midi by Yann Tiersen plays.

“ I think it’s because she expects us to be a lighthearted conversation amongst genuine intellectuals that’s not the kind of farm that we had that’s true I may be capable of being nice to her on occasion and it’s because I did make one smart comment I said we used to sit around at my dinner table at the farm while I was growing up. One thing that I said was that my father was a Korean War vet and she thought oh fuck because her father fight in World War I and she thought 00 something snapped in her head and she realize more who she was talking to, and she talks to me. Oh, but then I also made the comment that she heard me I was giving a speech and she was listening. Spiritually in the illuminati we do that sometimes when we give speeches we read off a Teleprompter and then talking our head and then it’s just like we’re just reading lines. We’re not really thinking about what we’re saying And the times we really say things and I actually did say that I was you know I grew up on a farm where we used to sit around at the kitchen table and figure out how we were going to pay for thanks that kind of talk is important to Lacey. It makes her feel very uncomfortable. She would never do that to her kids and if she did, she felt awful for it And frankly during dinner, I think her parents when they did that were ashamed of themselves to who raised her that’s not how I was raised where or how I was raised that was just what we did. It’s like you just talk about stuff like that I’m at because it’s it’s casual with us. It’s like that’s just life you just You know you sit around kind of thinking about stuff like that and it does affect you more psychologically than I think you might realize that’s not how she was raised so I think she expects us to be having these lighthearted conversations that’s how she was raised it’s like you don’t talk about stuff like that during dinner. Why would you do that during dinner that’s disgustingly weird if you need to have a family conference you have it in the living room and then you discuss it very plainly and you iron everything out And it’s all sort of dignified and cold. I do it’s all prearranged and really you don’t even talk about it with your kids anyway that’s a weird thing to talk about with them to her and it’s like you teach them financial responsibility but you don’t worry them about money and that’s her psychology. That’s her real psychology. You never talk about that you enjoy the food you work on your table matters he work on conversational skills. You enjoy the food that’s not retention with her that’s life that’s that’s what this Egyptian man probably is like to OK they really savor things and that’s what you know the American dream is about being that wealthy am I think it scares me slightly if I am at all intellectual because now her family were silversmiths in Norway they were that’s weird and yes Nels was somewhat poor but his uncle he was an uncle to a professor for the 1940s from Norway that’s not typical and yet here is her family now and their history Craddick they are possibly our aristocracy from North Dakota or a part of the aristocracy from North Dakota Why isn’t that more concerning? Do you see what I’m saying it’s like where was the American dream? When do they ever have to go through what I have gone through? They never did and this is something we touch on but not enough and I’m saying that as it is a Democrat, I don’t think that’s some thing. We’re honest about And I think as a party we need to be more honest about it because we can’t hate people like her that’s not conducive to society that’s not constructive, but the same time we can’t ignore the fact the exist just because they bother our egos we can’t do that anymore. It doesn’t work It’s like it’s possible that we were never capable of totally getting rid of the class system in this country and it’s sort of like an invasive or not really invasive it’s more like a bug that came over we brought it with us from the old country, it never really was something that we were rid of it just came with us and we got rid of it to some degree right all that cool fresh Oceanaire, but it never completely left our lungs how about that and so it never we were you know whenever we’re not rid of it.

I got a real, just talking to her and at the same time there’s a part of me that likes her. I actually did grow up to her next-door neighbor, one of them anyway and actually I didn’t grow up but my wife and my family did live next to her family room we kind of did it was complicated but the thing is I don’t. I don’t know how to relate to her it’s just a human that Egyptian man is right I think people like me if there is an illuminati are in denial we take Satanism and the vows that we make in close don’t behind closed doors at the blood that we’ve drank Way too seriously see Lacey Schiebel play Lacey‘s almost laughing at me as I’m saying that so much is agreed with her who’s that she’s hurting a disembodied voice agree with her have another old buddy person probably disabled like Lacey it’s like oh you are you drink blood that’s interesting And it’s like she gets it but then it’s like it’s not astounding to her the way that it would’ve been to me if I wasn’t you know famously speak I think a lot of people sweetie who are middle-class if I may say sweetie that came out to just can’t fathom it. They just cannot fathom the idea of a secret society that drinks blood, it’s just astounding to them but then that’s where being somewhat whirls may be helpful to me because I feel like see you don’t know this but I do Lacey eats mushrooms, not like hallucinogenic mushrooms but like mushrooms she eats a lot of mushrooms lately that were foraged in the woods and that’s not some thing that a lot of people would do. I might try it because I’m wrong enough to know that that’s possible but that’s safe, something just brought me back to that yes so where was I going with us? I think I did say this farms him are all a little bit of like, which is possibly I can relate to her at least somewhat as a human as much as I was a teacher. I had to work on my public speaking skills when I became a politician anyway, um basically I think that’s a big problem. I got Gloston but I was saying she really is thinking differently. That’s what I was going to say she’s expecting she’s expecting Seay that’s the thing I just proposition her slightly right now, but purely in a illuminati way, and she declined, but she understood that it was a ritual. It wasn’t personal per se it wasn’t it wasn’t and then I said it would even be me anyway, you probably be actually sleeping with Michael and it would just be theoretically me a Saks for the purposes of the occult, but then that again that’s stuff that everyone would understand which is how she’s even having this conversation shoot it’s true it’s so disturbing she slept with someone astrally in 2015 and we can’t undo that we would have to dismantle the entire illuminati which is why a lot of us of thought we should just killer Because she refuses to sleep with people and the British have gotten around it which is interesting using the dead. I actually wonder if all of Europe has phlegm is Constantine but anyway that’s so disturbing but anyway I’m sorry this is a lot to process but no, I think for people who are narcissistic. I have a little narcissistic, but I’m not as bad as some people I think for some people who are really narcissistic, she bothers them because she’s so laid-back and chill and upper class and she’s just like oh no I’m not gonna sleep with you but thanks anyway that’s nice of you to offer Tim that’s very kind but nice but no thank you and she’s completely serious, and so the part of it is from a farm. It is intellectual, and who would eat berries, and mushrooms is like whatever this person’s all right you know him she’s just working on the farm with me you know you? You know you have to be willing to smell animal poop and get your hands dirty and that’s not pleasant either but she’s like no I can’t for moral reasons I can’t sleep with you even though I understand the cult I’m against that as a Christian so I’m sorry Tampa. Thanks so much for offering. Yes, as a fellow farm person is like oh yeah, sure anytime and I can then call myself down and be chill about that because I understand I’ll actually to that it’s not like we’re in love it’s really for the purposes of the illuminati and the occult.

And that’s what I would enjoy it right but no actually she might enjoy it too although maybe not because she’s in love with them and maybe I’m more of that with my wife to it what do you know but you get desensitized to things sometimes my wife and I both if there’s no illuminati it’s like we have to sleep with other people. Yeah they may require you to and then you have to kind of talk yourself into it and think what it’s just for spiritual purposes and I’m doing this because of my family, and what I believe or my own personal gain, and what I believe, but then you have to realize to know I wrote yeah she knows I’m in love with my wife and I really am but dude yeah I can talk to her like that and it’s fine but when I start having conversations about social class, things start getting weird because in her family, they didn’t talk about finances over dinner in my family we did.

And see here’s the problem. I think that a lot of narcissistic people don’t know how to take her and it makes them feel very vulnerable and scared. she is expecting to have this super upbeat, polite conversation about everything and why I think part of that is just her as a person being so unloved and being so detached from this life where it’s like you could say if you have cancer, Lacey and she’d probably look at you and be like oh, if she was being sincere, she may be like oh wow oh and oh OK that’s bad that’s bad that’s right that’s bad but in the back of her head to be thinking, oh my gosh, I get to die and go be with my family and lame this is so exciting I wanted to die for years but now I get to finally do it maybe but then she stop and think and she think you’re crap but I can’t because I need to stay life my family and this is going to be expensive and it’s gonna be a total physical fucking nightmare and then she’s like shit never mind this is an exciting anymore. I won’t die anyway I’m just gonna be sick for a long time I’ll have to pay for it and I have a feeling that’s why hopefully she’ll never get cancer Lord willing because it’s just too fucking much. Her whole life is been cancer. I don’t think you guys get it. This woman is not really been loved, so she’s not engaging the same way that you are with reality she’s not disengage from reality it’s almost exact opposite it’s like oh yeah, I’m gonna die and seemingly that there’s an afterlife and that’s amazing and so I will look forward to that but not yet and she’s sincere it’s like she’s talking about that. You know inground pool that she’s gonna put in two years from now it’s in that way that’s just her she’s not like most people and I don’t think of a narcissist can process that when they’re talking to her.

That’s part of what happen, though the illuminati attacked her at a lot of people in the perfume community had been attacking her very suddenly because that’s part of her personality it’s like oh yeah, I have an old, money, family and then, if you add a Scandinavian sort of yeah sure you betcha kind of who cares everything is copacetic attitude it’s it’s not totally difference, but they’re very reticent to make an emotional judgment call about almost anything. 

And that’s part of what happened in the Perfume community. Those people cannot handle her upper class Scandinavian but also idiosyncratic way of just being like yeah thank God I’m gonna die and 50 years and meaning it. it’s not like oh thank God I’m gonna die in 50 years. I’m suffering so much it’s more like yes in 50 years at least. Thank God I’m going to die. It’s very posh. It’s very almost indifferent, but not quite because yes, I am idiosyncratic personal level. She’s it’s not suicidal anymore. She’s just over it. I mean if I’m really Tim Walz wake the fuck up until actually. Yeah I think this has been traumatic for her grow a fucking brain you’re morons. And then couples everything else that she’s lived through no end to Wrigley honest with you it’s not like she’s a dark person lemons dead. I have a feeling they had some sexual experience last night before they went to sleep. She woke up this morning that cuddled I know this and they fell asleep together and she physically sensed him that’s her life she’s basically married to a ghost, and a very happy relationship Why if you were in love with a ghost and you were worried about global warming and your biggest concern was just is gotten mad at me and am I sure that this is real? Why wouldn’t you be thinking? Thank God I only have 30 shoes left or maybe you know if that’s what God wants he’ll just do a rapture or some thing because no I mean it’s like you know I don’t want to cause anyone any trouble but it’s just this whole life things just didn’t work out and you know it’s not like I want to die or be miserable but no die yes but not like you you don’t torture me to death and don’t go outside of God‘s plan we have to make sure we’re dying at the right time but It’s really actually a smart it’s kind of like when they say keep your hands inside and don’t say go out the window. Yeah you’re probably not supposed to die before it’s time so she’s trying to sort of follow the rules you know I’m not lose a limb, but I think yeah I think she’s a little over at him Anyway I’m trying to explain to you that’s her that’s idiosyncratically her at maybe if there’s reincarnations that’s an issue Egyptian Scottish response was just like oh yeah you know and why are you cut off peoples heads when your life is this fucked? You just look forward to dying and being with God and you know there’s some of those Scandinavian about that too. It’s just kind of you know You you know no big deal. We just kind of work with the situation and move on again so hopefully I’ve explained enough for you that’s who you’re talking to slightly when she saying I’m old money upper class it’s like yeah that’s probably what she is, it’s not meant to be anything more than that, and how she saying it.

So you’re saying you’re a little German to and you might be a little Dutch or something little Dutch German that they can be very blunt so maybe there’s some of that there to the other Ritter and whatever else that would be and her ancestry if she’s Tom’s biological daughter, she could actually be Falling back into that where it’s just like why it’s just I’m just telling you.

The case so that’s Lacey arm but then I think we’re becomes problematic is that it is upper class Scandinavian American or just got an even possibly to some degree but oh no I’m sorry her family in Norway is there the rich, the rich people I don’t know if anyone’s realize that he was reading this blog but now we’re family in America is rich, her family in Norway that stayed behind they’re rich too. I think they became wealthy in the 1900s in the 20th century maybe they’re not all like super wealthy but I have a feeling they’re actually fairly well-off if not wealthy family so if if her family had stayed in Norway would they be wealthy, possibly but they decided to come here and you know they all look lots of land, and now they have all the oil for the most part in North Dakota Pretty much privately owned within their family. There’s a few other people that own it with them but if you consider the fact that they’re a family and they’re all interconnected and how oil works if you watch there will be blood yeah most of the oil in the bacon is in their family It’s just is.

I might have just had bacon intentionally I don’t understand how Muslims can think. It’s a holy thing to pull out Paris I just have to say that I’m sorry if that’s genuinely offensive.

I am the thing is I think a lot of narcissists get hurt by her because she’ll say things to Casi like you’re a large bound, fat woman and that’s true Casi you are you’re never going to be as beautiful as Lacey and you’re mean and then Casi thinks that’s hurtful and being narcissistic she starts panicking thinking what is this woman expecting of me and then I think people who are narcissistic think Oshie but she must be a narcissist and she’s trying to trigger me in a narcissistic way. We’ll see who can play at that game, but that I know being a narcissist that she’s just full of shit and what she saying can’t be true and that’s not true when she says stuff like that, she’s she’s really just being blunt, not narcissistic and then tell me were like well maybe she’s being blunt in a narcissistic way and no she’s not. She’s not being narcissistic the reason you think that is because your narcissistic. Oh, you’re used to dealing with narcissist and so you think how can this woman be saying these things this is so mean yeah it’s mean but it’s probably the truth and I don’t think she realizes how offensive it actually could be or hurtful to people because it’s not to her she’s never been loved if you said to her something like your husband sucking a man’s cock to be mean she probably be like well no fucking shit he dead, and then she think what is the punchline and she’s serious. I mean she’s possibly an orphan who is raised by people who don’t give a fuck about her on a certain level he might care to some degree I have a feeling they might care to some degree but it’s unclear how or why and that’s the problem you’re not getting it when she’s triggering you and you’re a narcissist and you’re genuinely hurt you’re really hurt You’re really just hurt and her intent is to hurt you, but it’s not necessarily in a narcissistic way it’s more like yeah two can play at that game. You asshole you think you can get in my face and start a fight with me I’ll kill you you’re welcome and that’s the problem. Oh you gotta grow up when you’re talking to her you can’t have this dumb ass load on intellectual stupid as fuck nurse, narcissistic conversation she’s not trying to trigger you in that way. She’s trying to have a real conversation with you and get you to snap out of it and say oh I’m sorry I didn’t realize you could hurt me back. I’m too stupid as a narcissist or like yeah she probably would take that and be like oh sorry my dad Except not because psychology has not yet gotten to the point where it’s willing to admit that narcissistic people might be somewhat retarded like a narcissistic person like they really might not cognitively always understand that there’s other people and that other people aren’t dumb and they don’t really know everything it’s possible that some narcissistic people really are just that genuinely stupid And a mess or she say then it’s not my fault I didn’t that’s not something that scientifically acknowledged yet in the nurse for some narcissist meds at fine but that’s the problem OK that’s who you’re talking to where it’s like lying you wanna fight or fight but she doesn’t it’s not like you’d have to fight with her I think she just thinks will you started it so I’m gonna finish it OK and so then that’s where I do have to say I have been triggered by her if I’m so narcissistic and a lot of people have been to know she’s not dumb you’re the one that’s not getting it. She’s hurting your feelings she’s fighting you back that’s all that’s happening. She’s just fighting back .” says Tim Walz.

“ I OK in a mess for me as a narcissist to know what to say because I’m like OK that actually hurts Lacey like I was actually hurt by you I said I was hurt and I think you thought I was full of it or something I wasn’t full of it you actually hurt me.” says Casi.

“ how!?” says Lacey.

“ oh, OK so I am fat. You don’t think that hurts me?” says Casi.

“ Well I didn’t think it bothered you. I am 8 x 8. I might’ve said it would hurt a little but not that much.” says Lacey.

“ what would you say if you were really trying to hurt me?” says Casi.

“ I don’t think you can be that hurt.” says Lacey.

“ OK that’s what we tell you. That’s the attitude people have no days and I think we’ve had that attitude for a long time and you took us seriously because you’re not like us at all so you’re like other generations that were more normal frankly that really would never have lied in that way and pretended like they couldn’t be hurt, Gen X started that in our boomers did maybe I don’t know but that’s a thing that’s not real Lacey we’re actually capable of being hurt.” says Casi.

“ why would you lie about that? That’s so stupid!” says Lacey.

“ yes it’s stupid to you but it’s not stupid to each other because we all know that we’re full of it.” says Casi.

“ yeah I just don’t understand the way you think why would you why would you want to pretend like you can’t be hurt by why is that desirable?” says Lacey.

“ OK are you really don’t get it all.” says Casi.

“ no I don’t I don’t understand. I really don’t understand I think subconsciously this has been mysterious to me my whole entire life I don’t get it I don’t get why you’re always so sassy. Everyone alive is so sassy and it’s like what the fuck are you all so sure about?” says Lacey.

“I think your generation was really loving and you gave us the impression that you cared and you do but you weren’t raised by your generation and you are your generation and so you’re just like why are we so like sure about everything I don’t think people are really that happy, but you’re so overly confident about everything.” says Casi. “ and honestly, I wonder if it’s also something to do with the Kennedys to be perfectly honest with you.”

“ yeah no I’ve never understood it. It just doesn’t make any sense I don’t get why are you all act so confident in that way if you’re full of it, I’ve taken that very very seriously but then why does that make you doubt me the Minnesota show you empathy because by the way me not being aware of how old is oddest you people are doesn’t mean that lame could get away with smiling at Jack’s wedding. I gotta hear someone go in there like instinctively and it’s so stupid. No I’m not an idiot.” says Lacey.

“ but you knew that we weren’t happy. Yeah she’s right a lot of people are really narcissistic with Lacey him to the range like are you still same degree? No she’s right she knew that we weren’t happy, so what did you think we were doing like you could tell that we were lying kind of but then you also thought we were serious and that things just didn’t hurt us anymore or if they did, it was like really like mild hurt so it’s like they’re not that hurt they’re kind of hurt they’re super confident about everything I have no idea why I don’t really think they’re happy but they’re happy OK yeah it’s like she’s picking up on the reality of it so no it’s not like she’s not sensing things anymore magically and you can somehow lie to yourselves about lame. No she’s right, so you probably were straight but anyway I am yeah but Seay yeah, this doesn’t change anything, it’s like she knows were full of it but I don’t think you realize how full of it we are we’re full of it, but we’re more full of it than you think.” says a Boomer.

“ OK what do you want me to do about that?” says Lacey.

“ we talk to you like your mother don’t worry all the time just instinctively.” says a Boomer.

“ yes I know everybody some people are more aware but a lot of you do. Yeah I can’t. I would love to fix your problems for you, but I don’t know you all well enough.” says Lacey.

“ hey yeah oh thanks for caring him probably is genuine care. Thanks for caring but no we’re full of it. We’re completely full of it.” says a Boomer.

“ so what exactly are you experiencing then because to me it looks like you are at least so convinced that you can’t be hurt that you really have like psych yourself out and you can’t be hurt anymore that’s not what you’re experiencing you actually are getting hurt you’re just really lying about it or something because it seems it seems like it maybe that’s what I thought that you all had like psyched yourselves out so you’re all like secretly really hurt but you’re so determined not to be that you’ve sort of distracted yourself from reality.” says Lacey.

Tim Walz laughs. “ the next time someone comes after her when she’s attracted to an older man not that it’s going to happen because I actually think her Lamar to be together I hate I just want to say that’s dumb I I don’t think you people realize she’s not a Golddigger I just I bet there are very few men who are under the age of 40 who should ever even really be able to fall in love with so quit harassing her for being in love with who she’s in love with. I don’t think she’s going to fall in love with a younger man so we will probably still might think that she should. I don’t think that’s going to happen OK?”

“ yeah it’s like women who are a really well endowed. OK it’s like people are like you could wear a small you’re so skinny and it’s like I could but that’s gonna look really awkward. Yeah it’s like just sleep just let her dress her own body let her sort of live her own life somewhat to address your answer is a lazy ass, I just have to say as a Boomer I find it fascinating that you think abortion should be legal but that you hated Roe versus Wade I find that fascinating anyway so I mean to me that was like a protection that made me feel safe just intellectually speaking but to you it’s like it’s not gonna make it’s not safe enough it’s not safe and you know what if states made it so that it was impossible not to get abortion or cross state lines if you need one for medical reasons, could we have reworked Roe versus Wade? I will tell you say yes, possibly but that’s interesting there was something about that that really genuinely scared you and maybe that’s the millennial and you if there’s any millennial and you left at all you people are always so worried about stuff but anyway of end at the same time why wouldn’t you be? 

Oh, OK so well we do psych ourselves out in public but if you’d had a friend who was a real friend to you who was an unusual person in someway no you would’ve found out that that’s a lie. They would’ve let down their guard and be been real with you know who is like ourselves out in public, but in private, we actually are scared or we’re unhappy or we could hurt And things actually do affect us that’s that’s what I am saying for the most part that’s just a façade that’s just a way of him sort of projecting ourselves because you don’t want people to think that you’re beneath that you eat if you want people to think that you’re you know that you’re not good enough for something right at least that’s what we were worried about and that’s one reason but it’s just like there could be others that are less narcissistic but it’s like just stop don’t you know I’m tough I’m cool to you know I wonder if those were some Boomers I’ve gotten confused with lab because I think we thought he was being sassy and brassy. It’s like a gay man and we thought maybe in private he cry about Jack but I have a feeling that doesn’t actually make any sense.” says the Boomer.

Later.

“ so so oh yeah no it’s true there I was never faking that you couldn’t have faked the smile that I made up it wasn’t a fake smile and she sees through you, so where were you going with all of that?” says Lem.

“ we’ve been lying to people probably.” says Caroline Kennedy.

“ yeah you have all my life. Do you know if that’s the problem Carolyn I said things that were meant to be taken away. I said them and they were never interpreted correctly, but then read Faye was even misinterpreted you know at least and I could handle that if you were leaving her alone but you’re not and Lacey and I could handle the fact that you fucked up her entire life even in your family except for the fact that the illuminati is now harassing her. It’s too much sweetie. She literally physically can’t handle it. It’s not that she can’t take the heat it’s that she literally cannot take the heat. It’s too much heat, you know everyone has a literal breaking point you physically are breaking her. She’s not stupid it’s just you’ve kept her so unaware and unloved and then piled all of hell on her and Seay himself doesn’t quite understand it and and then somehow is she supposed to dance and enjoy yourself it’s such a fucking shit, I’m dead and yes we do have a consensual beautiful happy sexual marriage relationship whatever you wanna call it and it’s for eternity and it’s just for the two of us. I don’t understand why gay people keep trying to make me gay. I’ve said this for over a year now how do you not get this? I am lame, we are sleeping together. I’ve made her orgasm dozens of times since I first started saying this no that does matter and someone just said that doesn’t matter. No it does matter. Why would that matter do you understand an orgasm is?” says Lem.

“ I think they’re willfully being dumb One I really do you’re right that doesn’t make sense of her being real and honest with you-“ starts a living gay man. 

The Egyptian nods.

“ so then what gives when do you start thinking about things like a normal person?” says Lem.

“ there are a lot of people at MSNBC Elam, who are obsessive they worked really hard to get where they are too insane degree and they’re really attached to things and they don’t let us thing possibly either that’s my that’s my conspiracy theory is that we’re not as dumb as we think, as you think we are, and as we seem but we’re literally being brainwashed by our own group of people like Kamala and me and a lot of other people were brainwashing ourselves at this point and we’re not even completely in control of it. It’s it’s a small Cabal of liberal journalist, the obsessive, and then Lacey’s like OK let’s try to framework this and put it in context and give Lacey can you find one that works or do you struggle to find one?” he says.

“ are you trying to be my gay friend if you are thank you I really wasn’t gay but thank you for the offer a friendship and no I would be the friend who wouldn’t go home with someone at the bar or you but no I would go home to my wife I was bisexual anyway and I would have a husband on the side but no she can’t think of one she can’t think of one that works she tries to put it in in terms of class conflict like they’re angry but it doesn’t work because why are they so angry? It doesn’t make any sense there millionaires.” says Lem.

“ they are but as someone who hates her secretly in the shadows that she’s talk to you I have $1 million house it’s old it’s in decent shape and I love my house but I don’t think I feel the way about it that Lacey feels about her $400,000 house. We have so many repairs we’re putting off and yeah we can tend to some of them but it’s expensive and we work really hard and we’re trying to pay for our kids educations and save retirement, and so there’s things that aren’t getting done Lacey do you worry about that with your house?” says a man.

“ no, never I mean if I do then I just don’t see it that way, but now I just don’t think that way at all.” says Lacey.

“ I believe her.” says Casi.

“ what is that like?” he says.

“ OK so right now I am wallpapering and painting and sort of refurbishing the stairwell that goes into our basement that is just fun for me but Seay part of it is that maybe Tim Walz can relate to this part of that as a farm mentality and I’m not doing anything to the floor. The floor is fine the carpets fine, I put up guards on the wall I putty the wall and sanded it and I am meticulously lead sampling, the paints and doing things like that but I’m leaving the floor because there’s nothing wrong with the floor. The floor is fine it’s not in terrible shape, and I don’t see any reason to worry about it right now I am, however, analyzing the cracks in the wall to try to figure out what’s happening with the house itself that’s the mentality that I grew up with being raised in the national and family and that’s possibly just who I am if there’s reincarnations so it’s like I’ll take authority over my house. My house is not to find me my house does not explain who I am it’s not an issue of pride it’s my trinket. It’s my little house. It’s my bubble. It’s my thing it’s not some thing that owns me. I very much bigger than my house. I own my house but then at the same time I realize that it’s a house and I theoretically could sell it and give you somebody else’s so I try to be possibly respectful of that somehow intellectually and I also try to be mindful of the people that owned it before me and sort of almost respect them. Maybe maybe if there’s reincarnational or even if there’s not, this is some British part of my DNA so it’s sort of like it’s mine for now and it’s my duty to take care of it but it’s I’m bigger than my house so I sort of have to tend to it and obviously it’s mine. I can do it what I want with it but in a sense you have to preserve the history of the house you have to think about the context of the house itself what is a contributing to the society in the neighborhood that it’s in that’s how I think of it so I don’t feel gob smacked by repairs because it cycle him it’s just a house and it’s my house for now.” says Lacey.

“ I hear some Boomer in that but that’s interesting now and she’s right it’s weird we have a love for storing houses but now it’s just like just take care of the house. It’s not yours forever and contribute to the history of area. No she’s very boomer in that way which is interesting but no it’s just it’s not. It’s not scary to her. It wasn’t us either. It’s just like take care of the house. Do your thing maybe we should ask you how do you experience it?” says a Boomer woman.

“ I get scared I get scared.” he says.

“ why does it scare you?” says Lacey.

“ I have to be honest I wonder if there’s something genetic about it because it would’ve been supernatural that people in the past because I get scared it’s like is the mole going to eat me alive is the stairwell going to crumble beneath my feet and I’m going to die in fall into hell those are things that might subconsciously be going through my head.” he says.

“ that does sound genetic to be honest with you if you are the person, I think you are knowing what I know about where I think your people came from. I wonder if there were sinkholes or wells or caves even in the ocean that could’ve been really terrifying. I wonder if there was mold sometimes and Oldcastle semen that might’ve actually been deadly I mean oh and then it is what else did you experience you know I’m in the Amazon there are trees that could possibly or were our trees I could’ve literally eaten people, I mean theoretically you might not be crazy at all if there’s reincarnation were you alive during the dinosaurs even did the tree actually eat you once or did Boldt actually kill you? I mean these are things that are not entirely crazy right so maybe what you should tell yourself as if that’s very unlikely wherever you live because I think I know where you live that’s very unlikely that’s extremely unlikely.” says Lacey.

“ it is unlikely it maybe it’s not 100% possible but it’s very unlikely.” he says.

“ yeah maybe it’s not 100% impossible but it’s extremely unlikely very very unlikely.” says Lacey.

“I don’t think it was easier for my people to be millionaires in this country as it was for yours. I’ve done very well, but no I don’t think it was quite as easy. How do you feel about that though?” he says.

“ I mean it’s a travesty it’s a crime and at the same time it’s also just a country and I think people have may be taking some things too seriously it out and being upper class old money I know from experience somehow not to do that it’s sort of like those Nigerian scammers right the more you know the less hopefully you are and getting away to be more hopeful but no it’s like well. Yeah it’s just a country. It’s not you know heaven but no that’s it’s awful. It’s absolute travesty at the same time.” says Lacey.

“ you know if I had pushed myself and I had had the opportunity that some people have had I probably could’ve gone to you or maybe Dartmouth or Union where your husband went and I probably could have ended up pushing my way to the top and working at MSNBC either as a contributing person nor as a manager I have it in me to do something like that but I didn’t want to. Do you know what I do I I just didn’t. I didn’t want to do that, I’m actually pretty happy with what I’ve chosen to do with my life but I get why they hate you. It might be for stupid reasons that are evil you know like they’re like you’re just better than them and they don’t have a real reason to hate you they’re just angry about it or it could be something else is that what you’re worried about that there’s some thing that you really need to worry about?” he says.

“ yes yes because you know it’s just like you can’t leave your work on finish this week you know it’s just what what am I missing when I leave out what is what is going on there’s some thing about us and maybe I’m just paranoid or maybe it’s a paranoia maybe I’m just wishful thinking that I could fix this somehow but no I do worry that there’s some thing I’m missing.” says Lacey.

“ I think you’re clever more than people realize and I would not have expected that which is weird I don’t think people realize how clever one was either or still his person because I think you’re both very loving people and you bend over backwards so you probably break your back trying to help people or be kind to them or be honorable, and then people who are less aware and or godly just assume that you must be idiots or something and that is not the case has Aamir. Will get outfits together. You were particularly evil people maybe almost at all what do you think is happening? Do you get a sense of what you messed up with or not?” he says.

“ no it’s very hard for me to tell it’s really it’s just it’s like an absolute Blindspot for me and it’s very frustrating because I can sense that there could be some thing there but I have no idea what it is and it’s very upsetting.” says Lacey.

“ OK so as I was saying, I think I could’ve done with these people are doing and hated you and probably been friends with him and then got involved in this whole bizarre thing. If there’s an illuminati thinking, oh no, we should just attack her and pick her and her family apart because they’re just obnoxious people and maybe isn’t even actually your family anyway, I am write a lot and does someone like you that’s sort of inconsequential you’re like great that’s good. I hoped you would be which is a total different mindset but no OK yeah that’s like yeah I’m right a lot there’s a lot of people though who can’t except that that I’m just right a lot and you know what maybe could cost you would question me but they maybe could too but they don’t and it’s just like then so they just doubt that I know anything at all and it’s like no I really am write a lot, like I’m really rice on average more than maybe most people and they have the experience to iPad where it’s like. Oh no no I am write a lot and the people who are really obnoxious we’re just like you don’t know anything or not people that I have a feeling you even bother talking to you probably just think those people are not worth your time and you wish them well and you worry about their souls you probably were about their kids don’t worry about their health but you’re not there’s a girl interested in having any real conversation with those people, if you try to it would probably be in the capacity of something like with Dr. Moritz does where you may be try to minister to them as a Christian intellectual we’re just like oh yes let’s pray for you and talk about stuff but under the hospice is intellectually, so to speak of you being the authority figure so it’s like yeah I can talk to you about hermeneutics but I’m not gonna back down on almost anything I say, unless if you’re bringing another genuine intellectual, who I agree with because I’m right and I know that I’m right, so good luck I’m not like that you’re like that Dr. Moritz might even be somewhat like that which is interesting time makes you wonder if he’s not from the upper class if people in Europe are more like you, and we forgot that we’re supposed to be this way, but we were trying to be American or something but I try talking to those people OK I tried relating to them since I was a child. I’ve tried fitting in with them I’ve tried talking to them. I’ve tried being their friend and it has made me a very popular loved person but a lot of people because I’ve really tried to get close to those people that you were just like whatever this is stupid. I wish them well, but forget it I’ve tried and I think they’ve influence my brain because I think I keep trying to fit it with them it’s like oh no no they were beneath me in someway possibly but not really I’m their friend and so it’s like no no answer then you talk to me you’re like oh yeah OK and then to be honest, I feel guilty because I think why are we excluding those people and you’re just like why would you not exclude those people they’re obnoxious and they might be human obviously but why are we trying to be friends with those people, but I’ve tried, and I have a feeling that a lot of the people who hate you have tried, and so in the process of trying to get along with those people and fit in and make friends and be cool to everybody they’ve gotten very frustrated.

Just very frustrated because they don’t just give up and think I wish you well but forget it they really try I really try it’s like no it’s really talk and it’s frustrating because they doubt your intelligence they don’t your family. They doubt everything about you and you know what sometimes they hit some thing they hit a nerve like I have a feeling Chris Hayes is bisexual and he lies about it and they probably have pointed that out or it’s like he’s nerdy and if he lies about that too, they probably pointed that out as the people that they find your flaws and then they try to discredit your entire sanity your everything and because you took them seriously to begin with you then end up explaining yourself where are you in feeling depressed or bullied by them because you took them seriously you’re not someone who’s out to do that I don’t think they understand that I don’t think Casi understands that that actually fascinates me but I actually do try to relate to them and it’s just it got to me it’s gotten to me and I and I’m not. I think I am hateful towards people like you and angry, because I feel entitled And I wonder if they’ve brainwashed me slightly against you because I can feel in my spirit I’m saying this now after life that you’re very protective, I was maternal and yeah I think they try to turn me against people like you because they know that you’ll protect me slightly and give me some sort of intellectual respite where I’m taking seriously and it’s like no I really am intelligent. I really am well-off. I have done some thing with my life to be proud of and I’m not you but I’m still really very fortunate and accomplished compared to a lot of people and they don’t give me credit at all and then it’s as you just do end up feeling crazy. You start feeling crazy if you listening to them trying to relate to them you’re used to start feeling crazy that’s my hypothesis is that I am resentful. They brainwash me against you, so I just make stupid assumptions about what you’re thinking when you’re not thinking anything that may actually be upsetting to me at all and then it’s like well part of me then also feels like why don’t why don’t you? Why aren’t you giving me more credit what actually I think you’re probably giving me credit it’s just not the way they would you give me credit from your perspective, which is just not their perspective Beside that you’re not giving me any credit for whatever accomplished but I don’t think they get that. I don’t think those people understand that you’re actually respectful towards them. They see the world as them as the pinnacle of all society. I think they think they’re up there with the Kennedys and the Rockefellers and Bill Gates and the leader of Iran. I think they really think there’s something special even if they’re only worth like 2 million and they have a television show that’s gonna be canceled in five minutes they don’t realize that because they’re new money and they’re backward and they’re naïve, no they’re hicks to some degree I’m not that backward they are but I’m trying to empathize with them. I don’t think they get it they’re not that important but people like me to probably take them seriously in the illuminati so so they’re thinking there’s a pinnacle of creation and then everyone else is just like either like them or a trailer park heck I really think that’s how black and white they’re thinking is Howard a Mentry it is how backward they are, how unsophisticated they actually ours People, they don’t understand that it’s not the haves and have Nots in the simplistic you know second grade reading level way I really don’t think they got it. The class is far more finally nuance to that and they’re really not that important. I don’t think they understand so I would like to ask who has been humoring them who has been humoring these fucking idiots that are destroying our country, what jack ass billionaire is taking them, so goddamn seriously?” he says.

“ all the jack ass billionaires are fleeing the room. I’ll tell you it’s me or someone like me. They’re either a psychopath is trying to destroy everything because it’s funny to them or they’re old and senile or they’re probably delusional and they’re friends with the Kennedys or it’s something like that where it’s like oh no, it is these people have to be taken seriously based on the XYZ process that I read when I was getting my masters at Harvard in 1972 and psychology. She’s got to take them seriously and really give them credit where credit is due.” says Rupert Murdoch.

“ so that person if it’s you isn’t going to tell me I think what you just said and if it’s somebody else they’re not gonna say anything at all because you’re too scared?” he says.

“Yes.” says CIA.

“ do you know just from like a parental perspective if there’s reincarnation, why does she scare you so much?” he says.

Awkward silence.

“ I just have to say if there’s red carnation and there might not be I just find this hilarious because she really is Scotia possibly and he really is emperor Constantine for real that’s such a sad acts that’s actually literally who they are if there’s reincarnation and yeah it’s like she’s chill talking to me what why yeah I I feel like I’m frustrated at this point intellectually with how slow they are just what the hell is wrong with you as I want to say but is that what is that what frustrates you that you feel like she’s not giving you enough credit?” he says.

“ I don’t understand her and I’ve come to realize that and except it but it’s been hard for me when this first started we attacked her and she texted her father who raised her and said I need money basically and he gave her $1000 and so they were able to leave Seattle at like the drop of a hat because he just gave them $1000 and so they could fly out of there and then that was it and then he wasn’t expecting it back. It was just a gift that is not some thing that I would’ve expected based on who I thought she was I may or may not come from some family with money if I didn’t have that kind of money in my family, I don’t understand that kind of money so it’s like you just call your parents and say I’m not happy and they say I want some money not my experience necessarily at all or if they did that kind of thing it was like they really loved you and you had this close relationship and so it’s like if you need mom and dad‘s help you call Yoo-taek and maybe they offer it to you but it’s not some thing that would be done in such a businesslike cold way where it’s just like hey Dad, can I have a screwdriver I’m putting in a light switch like that’s literally how functional and aristocratic and cold. Her family is about it where she’s just as like you know I don’t know if this man even gives a shit about me and he might not that I might OK I think he might care somebody but I don’t know that he cares that much. He might want her to think that he does. I don’t know if he does or not but to him that’s the right thing to do is almost like a morality thing to where it’s like you give your kid the money if they need it that’s the godly thing to do and that’s just not how I was raised so it’s like my daughter needs $2000 it would be a moral of me not to give it to her. I have the money I know that she needs it. I’m not gonna be a miserly cheap you know jerk no that’s a think he might care about her but I don’t think he’s necessarily in the most necessary marriage, but the woman was pressuring him to get married and so they did and maybe she’s happier that way but she’ll now inherit all of his money so it could be over $1 million and it’s a lot of money and she’ll get it. She might even get his mineral rights which any ilumiNATTI will not be recognized, but according to light will be and so the woman’s gonna hear it possibly if we keep using oil like millions of dollars and then she’ll pass it on probably not to Lacey although maybe she will but not necessarily she might give it to one of her nephews or nieces because she doesn’t really have that close of a relationship with Lacey at all and part of me thinks that her father knows that and feels guilty and so he’s giving her thousands of dollars because he feels like guilty about it and so he’s like you’re not gonna get the money now when I die you may not even get the oil so in the illuminati you’ll still have it but you might not get any of it and then again he might she might get some she might get some. I don’t know the legalities of it but not as much as she would have so part of me thinks as a journalist that he’s actually feeling guilty if he’s covering for it by giving her 2000 instead of 2 million but even that is sound me and I’m like holy shit this man was going to give her $2 million and we got, we got a married somebody and now he’s giving her 2000 to pay off her Neiman Marcus credit card and then I’m like OK but then like what the fuck how is she getting this money from him and I’ve had to realize that that’s just the way they are there’s not a close relationship she’s not taking it from him in some strange way she’s just taking it he’s just giving it to her, possibly partially because he feels guilty and whatever else is happening, could be insanity on his part not on hers and she’s obviously not allowing any event. Hopefully he’s not in love with her but right, but obviously she wouldn’t permit anything because she takes care of her self but I am, but it’s like she’s not a Golddigger or something he’s just giving her this money and then it’s like I guess that’s just what he thinks is best to just give her the money and I I don’t think I’ve realized that until recently that I really don’t understand these people I don’t understand her name so in response to that person that was just talking yeah yeah I went to Yale. I am a journalist. I’m friends with Chris a new Diego. I never slept with Diego but I was I mean he flirted with me, but even I was married I know I mean it’s not like I didn’t find him attractive that it’s just it was not. It was an a damn plan simple, so anyway that’s my quick backstory but no it’s just it’s like I don’t understand Lacey and her family. I had to work so hard to get where I am so freaking hard and I’m proud of myself but I don’t understand her perspective because I don’t think she would ever have pushed yourself as hard as I did to compress what I did I think she would feel like that was a suicide mission. I think she would feel like it was the most worthless thing she could possibly do with her life, and that it was just futile, or you know maybe for her that’s just what it would be that’s so hard I don’t understand that either. How could you not wanna be famous and have gone to Yale you seriously would rather be where you are right now than be me?” she says.

“ absolutely 100% like you couldn’t pay me to have your life if you like your life that’s great but no you couldn’t. You couldn’t pay me to do what you do.” says Lacey.

“ why ?” she says.

“ honestly if I’m Scotia is because it just seems like such silly Pali nonsense it’s so much to work so freaking hard and it’s like for what to be famous and go to Yale who gives a shit do you have any idea? How are you both going to Yale and old money really is a thing you’re not old money so it’s like if you’re not old money, and you go to jail he’ll great your new money and he went to Yale. Congratulations you didn’t win you’re not at the top and you’re famous to who random sports fans I mean you’re not that big of a deal what have you really accomplished other than being famous people probably enjoy you and that’s nice but other than people enjoying watching you what have you done that’s of any real value to anybody all you’ve done is just made yourself look like a bourgeois, possibly huge, prick workaholic other than that what have you accomplished nothing you’re not old money your upper middle class you’re mildly famous and what have you done you’ve entertain people sweetie there are strippers, who have probably brought people more joy and happiness than you. what have you done nothing that I would see if any real value I mean good God there are people volunteering at soup kitchens, who have been more valuable to humanity than you who probably haven’t even graduated from college, so why would I push myself to exhaustion and look forward to nothing but more work and more work and more work and more work as I die to accomplish what you’ve accomplished?” says Lacey.

“ because to me, it was impressive.” says Chris Hayes.

“ why the fuck do I care what you think? What do you think about what you think about what I just said?” says Lacey.

“ well OK but like to people like Chris it’s impressive so because he’s my friend I want to price him or maybe he would even be my friend if I was impressive to him so to be impressive to people like him who is he? You are just the scum of the Earth, and you’d rather they be dead, possibly depending on how evil he really is, his opinion is like worthless but to me as my friend it mattered and still does so that’s why it’s like to people like him. I’ve been process to people like you I bet I am impressive but probably not. Actually, I wonder if I am in privacy. I wonder if that means right and I actually am thinking do you find do you find me impressive or not?” she says.

“ oh, that’s a very silly question Innoway, no I do but to be truthfully, to be honest with you probably not more than I find an astronaut impressive. You’re like an astronaut to me or people who won hot dog, eating contests sincerely. And to me you like death notice some people maybe but you like some depth do you? Why don’t you respond to what I said or are you too stupid to?” says Lacey.

“ so you were speckle hard work worked, and the fact that I have pushed myself to do some thing that I really wanted to do if I really wanted to do it yeah I think if I wasn’t happy you still respect me for trying because work is work and takes effort maybe there’s some decency and that on my part, so yeah no I do I that’s the thing I’m yeah I worked really hard and yeah I’m proud of myself, so yeah I’m happy with what I’ve done and I’m happy to have done. I’m proud of myself and I I do think I’m probably a pretty big deal because people like me or bourgeois. I’m possibly a little bourgeois. I’ve been process right I’m famous I went to Yale. We’re impressed by stuff like that so it’s like yeah I can use that to make friends. Sadly people are that shallow. I guess so it’s like yeah I have the end with people. Do you know what that is though why they were impressed by that ?” she says.

“ are you trying to fight me because if you are, I’ll kill you if I have to you useless bitch.” says Lacey.

Silence.

“ do you want to go all Asian on me you hoe all out Asian you any fucking day.” says Lacey. “ Egypt if I am Egyptian sweetie is right near where you grew up you know you’re a little shit hole China the place you take a crap every day and get your rice from. Yeah, we lives near there and my neck of the woods and I have a feeling sweetie if I am ancient Egyptian I know your people I am not scared of you. I could destroy you with my fingers, so why don’t you explain to me why the bourgeois people like being bourgeois without threatening my life.”

“ OK I am probably a little bit of Heck compared to you because you’re right my instinct is to double down and start trying to fight you even though that’s just stupid I’m not gonna fall for it and you might even be proud of him. Why is it impressive because we think we’re better people than you we just think we’re better we just like but we just think we’re better people we just think we’re so much better than you.” she says, smugly.

“ oh dear god what jack ass conclusion gave you that dumb ass hypothesis do explain why you’re better than me you stupid bitch?” says Lacey.

“ because we’ve had to work so hard?” says Chris.

“ I know how to work hard I’m just not as dumb as you.” says Lacey.

“So that’s probably true Mina to be honest. Why the hell are you picking this fight with her?!?” yells George Bush.

“ How do you literally don’t care that I’m not gonna hate my entire life and feel like a poor person?” says Mina.

“ are you retarded?!?” says Lacey.

“ no.” says Chris.

“ you act like a peasant Lacey is my wife is absolutely right Mina. Yes you were poor little bitch from Asia compared to my wife sweetie. If there’s reincarnation according to your people, I’m emperor Constantine there aren’t that many of us so compared to us you’re a piece of fucking shit that is not some thing that she ever would have told you Mina if you didn’t pick this fight with her today and also if you hadn’t picked a fight with her in 2016 you add all of you bitches from MSNBC what are you on, you don’t pick a fight with someone like her or me over something like social class Siri I am emperor Constantine do you know who that is or are you a dumb as fuck woman who got her way through Yale by spreading her legs and counting rice?” yells Lem Billings.

“ I would agree with that.” says the KKK.

“ OK I am actually pretty tough. She’s right and I’m into sports, so yeah OK I get it it’s like what the hell it’s like a bitch it’s like OK yeah I’m trying to play tennis with you on the same side of the court and you’re just like yeah I’m gonna hit you in the head with a tennis ball because you’re so close to me like I’m hitting the ball and it’s like you have no space to like hit it because you’re literally like right in my face and you’re still insisting that we play tennis, so OK you’re right that’s insane stepping back to my side of the courts I did have a crush on someone who had a crush on you and I took things personally and I think I thought that you somehow knew that he had a crush on you and I don’t know that you really understood what that would mean to me so I was like I lied about it and I’m like no he doesn’t have a crush on you. That’s just weird and you’re like oh maybe he really doesn’t but no I wasn’t I was lying so now I think he I think he actually did have a crush on you and it’s like why would that bother me because I had had a crush on him. I was getting married but I’d had a crush on him and it just bothered me and then I just covered up for that and you didn’t realize that I was covering up for it because I was so adamant about my life that you assumed that I was telling the truth but now I actually was bothered by that.

So I start feeling so I start attacking you it’s like oh I went to Yale and I’m famous and stuff and I worked harder than you I’m not lazy like you or some thing and so oh crap so I read you psychically would really you weren’t even talking you were sorting through it in your head and it was all just bullshit potentially And so I was just like OK I thought I had some thing so I start attacking you and how lazy you are and you’re not even really lazy and I start attacking you on how dumb you are you’re actually possibly smarter than me but it’s just not something we’ve ever clocks of speak or you’re probably as intelligent as me fuck and you were just too abused and I loved and neglected dammit and you’re also from the upper class and I’m not and that way I wasn’t old money and I think to you yell as I can Brooks Brothers sweater it’s just like oh yeah I have a Bentley and Skinner diamond and a Brooks Brothers sweater I don’t think it means anything why do you not because you’re really that authentically old money that you’re just like big deal it’s just another thing people do to try it out. You know it seem like a big deal I guess I don’t know if you’re likes to bed. No one even cares about where they should really go to school. Crap.

No, I just got hurt because it’s like I don’t. I’m not and I’m not better than you turns out I’m actually beneath you and it really hurts because the whole reason why I even looked into all that and started like attacking you is because I was already angry and hurt by you Shut so I was hurt and I lied I actually had a crush on this guy who had a crush on you who worked at MSNBC I know it’s not Diego and then I lied about it and you believe me and then I just started attacking you and you probably think I’m just an idiotic bourgeois Hoebag from some unfortunate street somewhere in Shanghai.” says Mina.

“ yes but but vanillas say you had a crush on I won’t say his name is so you had an actual crush on him and you were really hurt?” says Lacey.

“YES!!” yells Chris Hayes.

“ why is that hurtful? “ says Lacey.

“ yeah I mean I still like I don’t like that you’re right because it was him. I idolized him I just he was impressive I was I was impressed by him he went to you know brown with Chris. He went to Bryn with Chris Kate he news in he knew them and yells. Impressive but it’s like he went to Brown and in our generation that’s it was a little more cool than you so it was trendy and cool it’s like I went to Yale that’s like Brooks Brothers like he went to Yale. Congratulations he went to brown brown is the cool school you know it’s Ivy League but it’s like it was cool. Why don’t you know when he went there, I don’t know it’s just as cool somehow that time and so it just seemed like he was just a really cool edgy person and and I was like he just was like so cool and and then it’s like I idolized him and then he found you attractive. What does that mean to you?” says Mina.

“ no why did he find me? Why did he find me more impressive than you? Why did I win?” says Lacey.

“ i’m if there’s been Carnation ha ha funny joke you’re right it’s stupid because it’s just stupid stuff. It’s just rude American rudimentary asinine stuff you know like you were blonde you were probably more curvy than me I guess yeah you had a pretty your face you’re more feminine that might actually be all that it was.” says Mina.

“ yeah and then it’s like why does it exist? I’m sorry to burst your bubble about who he was but you were getting married anyway and it’s like what why do you even care it’s just stupid if if if he you are pretty so it’s like if he could value you if you going to Yale and impressing him and getting his approval and I’m thinking you are worth a damn as a human being because I don’t think they have. I don’t think a lot of you think I’m worth shit as even a human, so if you gave him if you got enough like respect from him that he was willing to treat you like you were a human compared to me I don’t see how like you say add an asinine rudimentary things that are the reasons why he likes me? Why do you even give a fuck? What do you think so that way because you are pretty it’s not like you’re not attractive, so it’s like bizarre right it’s kind of like if I was in a restaurant and they had always just always all good food but they had let’s say eggplant Parmesan and then they had the specialty which was the chefs best dish. It was like some rare French delicacy, and that’s me, but I really just wanted to eggplants cause I just was in the mood to eat eggplant. I would just order the eggplant because it’s gonna be good. It’s not as good as the delicacy but it’s still good and it’s what I really want. I guess there’s an eggplant so it’s like if he really liked you there’s nothing important about you to him so you’re pretty you’re smart why would he just go with you unless if there’s possibly something wrong with him.” says Lacey.

“ so that what you just like call a spade a spade and just like this guy is worthless shit he doesn’t respect me he doesn’t love me and I’m me and that’s valuable so see you later because if you can’t love you for myself, there’s nothing that wrong with me so there might be somethings wrong with me but there’s a lot right with me so I don’t know it’s like why would I would even want him it’s just pointless OK yeah Fairpoint and I was getting married anyway, I think what you’re drilling down to is that you think I’m just an egomaniac egomaniacal freak basically with almost no conscience that I’m just like upset obsessive Twatt like a computer that’s like on haywire because that’s what I seem like to you.” says Mina.

“ I have news for you me know that’s what you seem like and all of you seem like to most of the world, so why don’t you explain to us I hope you’re not an egomaniacal Twatt and I’m serious.” says JD Rockefeller.

“ what if she actually has one to some degree me to do you have an excuse do any of you have an excuse for why you made a mistake you made or not?” asks Lacey’s hater from before.

“ my only excuse, said it was hurt. I don’t think I have any great excuse other than the fact that this guy is a huge douche bag as we used to call them, and I think I was probably a little fucked up in my head from dealing with him he lead a lot of people on and so I think that’s really my only excuse otherwise yeah I probably just seem like a total egomaniacal bitch but yeah that’s my excuse is that he was really hurtful and I just he played with my head and I didn’t know how to handle it.” says Mina.

“ what did he do Mina?” says a pro athlete.

“ he had competitions between people that he created in our heads, where it’s like this person’s better than this person. This person’s better than that person this person is prettier this person smarter this person better somehow, but I think we all felt really fortunate to be able to be recognized by him at all because we had this idea in our heads that like he could be with anyone that he wanted and so somehow it’s like we gotten his approval and we mysteriously got his attention because he was kind of like his Jack Kennedy type character where it’s like who knows what this person wants but they just get you don’t want them you just want them to want you and so it’s like how do I get this person‘s approval? It just becomes an obsession and, she Walston and he just totally approved of her and I was just like what the fuck is he actually going to try to reach out to this person and have a real relationship because Diego did call her from New York that’s part of the reason she, I mean that’s how they tormented her. It was that he actually called her and she found a roundabout way to give him your phone number and so he actually called her from New York and that’s part of how they’ve been torturing her is that it’s like there’s so many things that would say oh no this is real there’s an actual illuminati, but she didn’t even know that’s what it was but it’s like yeah there’s a real illuminati and him so so there’s it’s hard to to get it out of her head because there’s 1 million reasons for the things that were real like us calling her and then hanging up on her when she answered and stuff like that so yeah but then as Diego doing stuff like that, made me think that this guy was going to actually call her and try to actually start a relationship with her and I’m just like what the fuck this is insane like he’s actually gonna call this check and try to likes like to sleep with her and it’s just it’s like it was astounding to me and I couldn’t handle the fact that yeah she was just that hot and probably still isn’t away, but if she’s not, just that hot but it’s just like yeah OK and I just couldn’t handle that because it’s like I thought I think that he’s somehow even though she probably is just as smart as me I think I thought my Yale degree meant something or that I had somehow that I was Scotia I mean, yeah, she’s unusually intelligent she didn’t go to Yale to be honest with you. She’s very intimidating to talk to you until actually but and I’m not as much to be honest even though I am I went to Yale not as much as her but I think I thought I was like her, it’s kind a like those lines from sex and the city where they’re like everyone thinks they’re Carolyn Bassette Kennedy and they’re not and that’s Lacey. It’s like I don’t think so Lacey and they’re not but then Lacey’s like what the fuck I don’t even give a shit just drop it this is dumb anyway what the hell are you even talking about me to and I’m like OK so I thought I was like you and then I would just be able to be like I am blonde and voluptuous but not really and I have potentially an unusual intelligence because my father was born in 1894 except he wasn’t and I’m Asian and no I’m not as voluptuous as you necessarily but we stop by nature necessarily but that’s the thing so it’s like I was like yeah you don’t really know but that’s maybe I’m not but but that’s the thing I thought I could just waltz in and you know me you and you’re just like I don’t think that works meet us. Sorry I know you’re right it doesn’t. Damn this must be weird to you. I was just like why do you think you are shit about what he thinks about you?

Yeah and you’re right but he really he really played with my book with my brain Lacey like for real like he really did he really did it’s a sounding cute. He really had all of us wrapped around his finger and it’s like whatever just whatever we could do to impress him that was all we wanted was just just get his attention and get his approval, and you’re like dude if it’s as easy as just being like genetically superior or if there’s reincarnation just having lived one more life or something and being a better person or whatever it is if it’s just Christ why do you care media but and you’re right because then it’s just it’s totally arbitrary and it’s just dumb. Yeah, it’s just totally dumb Because it’s like why are you better than me well it’s how it is right now and we can hypothesis of a hypothesize about why that is by the end of the day I mean you’re you, and if I could theoretically be me, but he is good as you why wouldn’t he like me, he might still not like me and then and then that’s it. He doesn’t like me. He just doesn’t like me like that and it has nothing to do with me being inferior to you necessarily at all it’s just he’s either a shallow Twatt who is just obsessed with being the best and then it’s just totally shallow and meaningless to be with him because there’s nothing to the relationship anyway, it’s just a competition. It’s just like sports, but It’s just like sports basically but not as fun or even as meaningful so it’s it’s just like some weird fucked up sport from hell or something and then yeah and then it’s like if it’s not that then what would it be he just doesn’t like me or it’s both he just doesn’t like me But he’s too dumb to realize that and so he’s made it this really serious thing where I’m just not quite enough but in reality he just doesn’t like me that’s all he just didn’t like me and I don’t think he really liked you either but he liked you in that way, but I don’t think he actually likes you as a person so it’s like he found you attractive, but he didn’t like you as a person he claimed like me as a person, but he didn’t find me as attractive as I wanted him to. Why do you think he didn’t like me?” she says.

“ because you’re Asian.” says Lacey.

“ do you think he’s racist or what?” says Mina.

“ and maybe slightly I mean he was friends with Chris from New York, right I don’t they didn’t grow up together but I feel like he was from somewhere like that but maybe he’s a little racist to be honest media but I feel like it’s something that’s not necessarily race schism it’s sort of like he just doesn’t like Asian women and so I don’t think he probably finds black women attractive either or Hispanic people Diego may have been an exception did he ever sleep with Diego or not maybe he didn’t but I don’t think he I just I think he likes white people and I don’t quite know why he was so attracted to Kate wasn’t even attracted to Kate, but I think he really likes white people.” says Lacey.

“ get that no meat and that could actually just be what it is he just doesn’t like people who aren’t white for sex.” says the man in the KKK

“ and he was getting really picky?” says Mina.

“ he yeah where it’s like yeah it’s like he at the end of the day he just didn’t. He just didn’t really want to sleep with you the way that you wanted to sleep with Kate I guess or other white women.” says Lacey.

“ and that’s just a personal taste thing.” says Mina.

“ there, a white supremacists and black nationalist who might disagree with me but yes, it could be just a taste thing or you just did just Jordan just weren’t his particular fancy as a woman.” says Lacey.

“ I see the times I think that I even find them attractive or was I just being brainwashed into thinking he was better than he was?” she says.

“ maybe they were you were him yeah, maybe you were.” says Lacey.

“ what so anyway I think they take away from that then it is that he just weren’t what he was wanting and it’s not really personal and in the end you probably are better off without him anyway.” says Lem.

“ yeah! crap!“ says Mina.

“ I am Siri read me that there is something off about you sweetie. I’m ending this conversation because it’s getting annoying. I think Lacey is probably more mature than you are and I don’t think you seem to quite fathom that yet she’s right it was moronic the way that you’ve handled this I’ve been till today possibly I did at least the largest Acree eight I don’t think that you seem to understand that he’s not that great and that you really could do better. Your husband might even be up a lot better than him and that he really was just like a blurb on your life. There’s nothing special about him. You know he’ll actually is a very good school. It might even be better than brown, and at the end of the day you seem more saying than he is so I guess it’s sad that he doesn’t like Asian women sweetie but if I was you, I would just get over it .” says the CIA.

Later.

“So we’ve gotten nowhere.” says Lem.

“ that’s because her whole premise is off .” says Bobby. “ I am everyone that saying in this conversation knows that you were gay.”

“ yeah actually what happened is that we aggravated Lacey so much the point that she started slicing up onions in a way that scared people and then we heard that if there’s reincarnation she may have killed or made and so then we freaked out about that and took the maid side and then we realize slowly that she’s right and we’re just idiots so he felt embarrassed because he realize that this made was like pure evil and will probably be considered a criminal in today’s day and age and then use advanced got involved and JD Vance got involved and they start antagonizing Lacey and making fun of her and now we’re realizing that this is just pointless and that we’re being motivated by the same spiritual force that tells Bobby that I was gay all the time.” says Hillary Duff.

“ are you sure your husband find Lacey attractive doesn’t he more than you?” says Miley.

“ yeah.” says JD.

“ I kind of think that’s just dumb and you have to get over it. How would love are you people really like are you his soulmates or are you just in love with him and he’s in love with you and you’re married?” says Miley.

“ more the latter.” says Usha.

“ I have news for you he might find me more attractive than you he might find. A lot of women were attractive than you, but I don’t think he’s sleeping with any of us, or would really even want to so then what’s your problem?” says Miley.

“ I mean I’m just hurt and it’s an ego thing but beyond that I don’t I don’t really know.” says Usha.

“ do you know your husband could just be an asshole for real he could just be a total wreck so it’s possible that he’s use this to try to hurt you that’s not my problem or hers.” says Miley.

“ yeah she might be an asshole slightly so basically you’re just telling me that he’s playing games with my head and that I either need to get rid of him or grow up.” says Usha.

“ if he doesn’t want to sleep with me or Lacey and I don’t think he does and he’s just trying to use that to play tricks with your head. He might actually love you more than you think.” says Miley.

“ yeah it’s just like a power and control thing. You’re right because I could do the same thing with guys and I just don’t do that as much.” says Usha.

“ speaking of which no shit you have good manners and you have a conscience and you care about people and so no at least in that way that’s what you’re doing in so if you’re not sleeping around and you’re not throwing that in his face and you’re controlling yourself sweetie you’re just a better person than him in that way but then really objectively speaking she’s right about this. I don’t think that he loves you any less than you love him it seems more like he’s just playing with your head and that you’re too good to do that.” says Lacey.

“ you know we don’t like your husband for a reason Usha we’re really tired of people like him.” says a Hollywood Liberal.

“ he’s not always that bad and that isn’t something I’m saying is an abuse person. I know that’s a cliché line I really mean it he’s not always like that he he actually has a good part of him that makes me want to stay with him.” says Usha.

“ well do you feel like you’re not alone? Do you feel like you have a partner or is it just like you’re patronizing him until you die?” says Lacey.

“ I feel like I have a partner yeah most the time like 80%. I feel like I have a partner.” says Usha.

“ well, then you’re better off than I am you’re better off in a lot of people are and yeah as long as he’s not like abusive to you and there’s nothing really wrong with him. I can see why you today if you actually really are that happy.” says Lacey.

“ I know we have a really we are we really do have a really good marriage and in many ways.” says Usha.

“ Well then I’m sorry but it’s annoying. It’s very annoying. You show this thing. Where are you? I get used to hurt people it’s just obnoxious you and your husband could stop using me preferably stop using anybody but please stop using me I’ve never been OK with it.” says Lacey.

“ sorry.” says JD Vance.

“ 00 that’s nice that’s nice to apologize. No it’s just stupid. And I almost wonder if she fed into it but no, just stop it.” says Lacey, exasperated.

“ lame I’m curious let’s just say there’s reincarnation did you actually make Lacey orgasm just as a husband I’m curious and how often did that happen?” says JD.

“ how to yeah oh wow you know it’s possible I’ve never been asked that before. Oh this is embarrassing probably every week maybe every day.” says Lem.

“ that’s amazing. How did you do that? I know she’s not Jack how did you actually do that because she was a wife then she’s a wife now it’s possibly harder to make a woman orgasm in a man how did you do that?” says JD.

“ I was extract extraordinarily in love with her if there’s reincarnations, and it was a profound amount of love that I had for and it’s not Gene Austin it’s not Hollywood, so in our case, she really wasn’t in love with me too, so I wanted to lavish love on her she wanted that love and that was a large part of how that ended up happening and still would, and does an away how did I technically do it that’s not at all PG let’s just say this, I knew her body every inch of it extraordinarily well because I was so in love with her and I just knew what everything would do. Actually, I wonder if it was easier back, then, because men were more custom things, you know, you kind of have to have the feel of a horse, the feel of your rifle, the Phil of your house, the fill of the land itself and away just to survive the weather you had to get such a sense of everything and so it’s very likely then yes I had a very strong sense of every part of her what what what what everything would do and after so many years of marriage, I was extraordinarily good at making sure that we both had a very nice time.”says Lem.

“ so it seems like if there’s reincarnation you may be had a bit of an advantage, even if you’re still on usually good at being married.” says JD Vance.

“ yeah, Lacey and I are both really good at marriage. You’re right and we were very in love with each other. It’s extremely disturbing that we have had the lives that we’ve had.” says Lem. “If there’s reincarnation.”

“ I just wanna point out that people fall in to Lacey‘s delusion it’s possible that an attempt to try to save our souls. We somehow started listening to her and letting her guide us and how we related to her so that she think this was schizophrenia, but in the danger, and that is that it’s not schizophrenia, and then the conversation falls apart, because we’re totally vulnerable to all of our weaknesses, she does have self-awareness deeply self. She’s deeply self-aware people knew that possible that Bob Saget actually is the one who thought we should do that but because he sensed house off of where she was but but now it’s the problem is that it doesn’t really work because she’s not schizophrenic and now we have a problem because we’re expecting her to guide us and not thinking for ourselves and I feel like it I’m sorry I feel like a ditz and I’m not saying that she’s stupid she’s not, but I do feel dizzy like a very feminine frilly woman because I don’t lazy. I don’t get it if you are sleeping with him every night, if you slept with him so much other than your worst fears why wouldn’t you think that he was that he’s straight now and why would you take us seriously when we say oh he was so in love with Jack who cares he’s clearly more love with you, so why do you even care and then honestly could a man really be the way Linn is and have been gay. I doubt it could he be the way that llamas and have been bisexual. I don’t even know if that’s likely I think there’s something about him that seems hungry for you like a straight man who is literally confused like he’s told you and that’s what worries me is that I don’t think you’ve process that at all like at all and I’m not saying that if there’s been Carnation that you possibly could’ve even killed me, I’m not saying that you could’ve lead an army that would’ve you know made Scotland great but you’re still woman and yeah you’re a little ditzy and I don’t think you got us that’s weird you’ve never process that and along with that how do you not understand you really are well off look around you your house is a mess but we’ve stolen hundreds of thousands of dollars from you and attempt attack you and yet I feel like your house is still really nice and you have a nice stuff and I’m a little confused how are you not well off?” says JD Vance.

“ oh, you know I almost think it’s sort of like there’s too many things on the oven or on the stove rather and so you’re finding something that I just don’t pay attention to him I have a very bizarrely sadly tragically maternal relationship with most people life and so when you whine to me and say oh no, lame was gay. Are you wind me and you say oh no, you’re not that rich I take that a heart the weather in mother wood and so it’s like oh crap what is this kid talking about? That’s not accurate I don’t think but I still need to listen to what they’re saying, and I get so distracted in my attempt to be loving and a leader and trying to listen to everyone’s real motivations, and what they’re actually saying that I don’t entirely keep track of stuff like that because stuff like that is sort of inconsequential to me it’s like why does it matter if I’m upper class old buddy I don’t wish anyone any harm. Why does it matter if I’m and I are really in love and I’m spending eternity with him and then if that’s just what’s happening I’m still sad if there’s reincarnation I’m still grieving his debts I haven’t gotten over that yet I’m still incredibly upset that he died. If there’s reincarnation I’d still be very tempted to just commit suicide potentially, and so it’s likely with him fraternity well great why am I here now I mean if there’s reincarnation knows he’s miserable I’m mad at him. I’m hurt that he had anything to do with Jackie even though I do understand it it’s still very devastating to me. I would feel that way about anyone that he was with because of how much I loved him if there’s reincarnations so it’s just it’s like yeah I’m happy to be with him but I’m not happy that I wasn’t there. I’m not happy that his lips are attached anyone’s but mine, so there’s some sadness there for me so it’s like oh great yeah I’m rich maybe I am a slime wonderful but then there’s stuff there that’s just ordinary and sad and I don’t attend to it because it’s just so depressing and my life is already very depressing, so I just don’t pay attention to that because it’s like what difference does that even make if I’m rich and I’m with him that’s all good and well but then I’m still depressed so I don’t what are you trying to do make me happy I don’t know. What are you looking for?” says Lacey.

“ yeah but how do you how do you? How does that not an end you’re right but then how does that not just click in your head just like a switch?” says Tucker Carlson.

“ oh, because that’s the last thing that I’m thinking about I’m thinking in a maternal way so it’s like the kids need to come first and then you take care of yourself.” says Lacey.

“ yeah but why doesn’t that it still is weird that it doesn’t just click in your head.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ well how would you experience that? I’ve been any one but just me, so how would you experience that?” says Lacey.

“ it would just click it would just click.” says Tim Walz.

“OK but what does that feel like?“ says Lacey.

“ well, this is why I wonder if you are just a dad sometimes Lacey what I feel like you’re in a dither what are the other options? What other options are you entertaining that keep you from thinking that reality is reality in that way?” says Tim Walz.

“ oh well, of course there’s always a possibility that I have somehow made him up. Also that doesn’t seem particularly likely..

Other than that it’s him that’s another concern I might secretly have him that’s not really him at something else or someone else but that doesn’t necessarily seem likely either.

So aside from those two I suppose I think maybe he wasn’t straight and he’s just using me and then he lied to me and said I was straight just to try to confuse me or something either so but that doesn’t seem likely either because they were just mean that he’s evil, somehow, so aside from him, not being who he is not being real, or being evil I think I feel guilty.” says Lacey.

“I how do I think I think there’s gonna be some dizziness there too to be honest but why do you feel guilty?” says Tim.

“ arm because it’s it’s I just don’t feel right being happy when there are so many people suffering.” says Lacey.

“ OK oh would you have felt that before we brainwashed you into thinking you were evil for having a house?” says Tim.

“ possibly not.” says Lem.

“ I still think you are a bit ditzy what does that feel like?” says Tim.

“ and you know it it probably feels something like what it is like to have bad vision as a man oh it’s sort of it’s like foggy it’s just blurry. Things just are blurry and that way it’s like I’m not stupid but if I don’t stand back and really objectively analyze the situation with my intelligence skews me or people hide that from me by lying to me or brainwashing me a well it’s possibly like stepping on my glasses if I was a band is interesting because a lot of the men that I may spend eternity with my actually have vision problems so maybe it’s sort of sort of like that where it’s sort of like I have a vision problem where it’s like if you step on my glasses, I can’t see him and then you know to be perfectly honest with you I might know that limitation and I think fuck they’re lying to me. They’re telling me bullshit that they’re making sound real. How the hell am I supposed to do this because I can’t I can’t make heads or tails of their even doing and believe it or not you want me to know so if I don’t know then, how am I supposed to even do this shit and live this life is just dumb.” says Tim.

“ exactly I think that’s the problem you don’t seem to realize that Jack may have spied on Lacey, you know and thought that he could make me gay to pleasure him instead of my wife, if there’s reincarnation and incredible hatred and jealousy for her and a profound amount of vanity he took advantage of me and one of the most ghastly ways possible if there’s reincarnations and I might not be but if there is no it was disgusting he was dead while we were alive in the 1800s how do you spot on us and he thought wow I’m going to get a piece of that action I needed and people know talk about it they written books about it because that makes them feel even more special. I got Constantine to suck my cock and then they wrote a book about it. Ha ha ha

He can’t diminish the British empire, and frankly he can’t diminish me either just because he took advantage of me doesn’t mean that I became gay in reality. It doesn’t mean that I wasn’t secretly still in love with my wife. It just means that he did some thing. Absolutely disgusting.

That being said if there’s not reincarnations and scratch that, right but if they’re let’s just say let’s just keep going the problem is we really are the same person she is my rib that’s the level of love I have for Lacey and the level that she has for me She is my rep so if you want to see what she looks like in a way this is where Buddhism is problematic. I’m not a Buddhist I’m a Christian but the Ying and the yang so she’s ditzy but she’s not stupid. I had a problem with my glasses I couldn’t see very well, but the basic training was really hard on me with asthma And glasses, I struggled physically not because I was gay because I was an asthmatic guy who couldn’t see him, but I push myself through because I’m me and I might be more of a straight dude than you think but it actually really was physically very difficult. I mean I feel like some a lot of gay men were just like what the heck am I even doing why would I even do this but that’s not me I’m not gay so to me it was like no just because I have glasses and I can barely breathe. Does not mean that I’m not going to fight in the army, I mean I wasn’t really physically fit enough to be fighting but I didn’t care I wanted to anyway so the thing is that’s Lacey to nowhere but the Disney thing yeah I think it away she is a bit ditzy in a fallen world and it may be somewhat like me having glasses And being a little asthmatic that being said I was huge I was 6 foot four I had an incredible amount of endurance you have to be out I got good at rowing I know I was I was very good at rowing. At least I think it was, and no I had a Normas amount of of endurance and willpower And I was very big and I had a horrible embarrassing life but anyway so but that’s Lacey. It’s not that she’s dumb. She’s 6 foot four and she’s handsome and she has an incredible amount of endurance. But yes she is a bit ditzy I mean, I probably could’ve killed people I was big and what I was most fit. Yeah I was very scary but if I wanted to be, that’s her level of intelligence that she’s incredibly intelligent but no I was I was four eyes and she’s a bit ditzy.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed Harold had classes Louis had glasses Michael hi glasses her husband has glasses that’s weird.

Oh, and if you are very stubborn and it’s not just that she’s dizzy you are doing this to her which brings me to my point by being so stubborn and narcissistic and delusional and not excepting the fact that it doesn’t make sense that I was so happy at Jack’s wedding for real You’re hiding her glasses from her by letting Bobby convince you that I was gay based on nothing you’re hiding her glamour glasses from her in really if you’re motivated by Jack, it seems like that’s his strategy. Let’s just say he was obsessed with her truthfully speaking, even if there’s reincarnation, she was hotter than me as a Scottish woman, that being said if there’s a incarnation I am Constantine for real so he may have found me more impressive for some reason than her or just BenGay and so whether it’s allowed to happen or not and so he got attached to me but let’s just say that he got fixated on her. I think he what he be doing right now, if our roles were reversed, and that way, we should actually be a lot less evil than what he did Would be essentially if he were to be hiding my glasses literally yeah literally and it literally if he were to be taking my glasses and always hiding them to the point where I was pretty blind most of my life and so I had an obsession with not losing my glasses, so I wore them around my neck Would that make me look stuffy at age 40? Yes, very stuffy. It would’ve made me look dorky as a teenager like Steve Urkel but as an adult, being handsome and well bred, it would make me look stuffy. She is stuffy. I am a little stuffy but but it’s absurd. I mean you keep hiding my glasses what do you want from me? I’m gonna start wearing expensive glasses Keeping dozens of pairs of them all over the house and maybe getting Lasix I mean is what do you want from her that’s a perfect analogy of how dumb this is you’re literally hiding my glasses and then saying have a clean house have a normal life don’t make mistakes or you’re dumb and you’re not a man and you’re not masculine And it’s like no I am 6 foot four I just have to wear glasses I could probably kill you and it’s like no she’s ditzy she’s not dumb, so why are you expecting her to be able to survive without seeing?” says Lem.

Later.

“ I am Lacey I think you’re ditzy and I’m going to stop expecting liberals to understand what I understand being married having daughters coming from Minnesota happy from your background with the farm sweetie. How theoretically is it possible aside from the things you mentioned, which you don’t even think we’re likely for Lem’s to not be your lover it’s not possible there’s no explanation he is your lover just like I’m talking to you right now if there’s no illuminati and I am who you think I am and I’m talking to you that’s just what’s happening and he just was straight so that’s just all that’s happening he was straight not a lot of people understand that you and I understand it but they don’t. He was a good actor he got very confused and he just he just made a horrific mistake and I don’t know if that’s better or there’s reincarnations, I don’t know if that’s better for you or worse than if you’ve been with a woman I think it away I would prefer it because I think my wife’s not a lesbian and even if she was she still prefers me anyway and that’s not what we do so then why do I even care at the same time it’s like well I think it’s how far everyone’s gone with it and the fact that he allowed them to because it’s like why did you let them make that story up about you and then yeah there’s a perfectly good explanation they’re famous he was trying to be supportive as a person it’s like they’re famous so you know, I guess I just kind of went with what everyone else was doing it out, talking to the press him, and it in a way he didn’t because there’s not a lot of information we have left behind of them even why didn’t you? I was gonna ask something else and I might still why did you leave behind a message saying I was straight?” says Tim.

“ oh I should have it’s possible that that quotation is misunderstood and I actually was trying to say that if your most famous quotation about living in the White House and all that it’s possible, I actually was trying to say I was straight why didn’t I just say it I think a part of me was a bit of a prude and didn’t want people to be talking about me in a sexual way after I was dead even thinking about me and that way it’s like why would you even think about my sex life you know you for me but you for you like what were you thinking about me having sex with anybody? how dare you? Sincerely, I mean I wanna be sexy I am a sexual being we’re all adults as they say, I even went to strip clubs and watch Jack and participate in orgies with lots of women but I had a porn collection but for some reason I still don’t think I wanted people thinking about me in that way you know it’s one thing to be in the strip club and to be aroused by the person or to be watching the porn and to be aroused in the audience it’s quite different in some public place in New York City in the 1970s do you know when everyone’s drunk and it’s 3 AM or hi that’s different having someone actually think about me and analyze my sex life. It just seemed not pleasant to me it’s like while I’m alive. I guess I’m a sexy mad but when I’m dead, don’t you dare talk about me that way so that that’s part of my psychology as I just I did not like that, I think people might’ve thought that that that was why I didn’t wanna talk about being homosexual. It’s not entirely if it is at all. I was really uncomfortable with that because I couldn’t figure it out and I didn’t want to have to defend myself and explain that I’ve been molested but that’s a different thing. This was just part of my personality. I just didn’t like it I just didn’t like people thinking of me in that way not a real way, but you know if I was an actor it may be a bit different even then, but just the real actual me, I just couldn’t handle that which is ironic considering what I’m now doing isn’t it? I should’ve left something behind the other reasons were that I didn’t think anyone would care I just thought why would anyone even care? Why would anyone wanna know it was straight my family might find it fascinating or they might find it. Annoying, it’s like why are you bringing that up now you’re dead and then you’re leaving us a message sent message saying I am straight legs OK thanks loud we already kind of wondered if you were you know I didn’t want them committing suicide because it’s like, if you don’t only told me, I was straight sooner or why did you let me screw up my life I was straight, so I just I didn’t. I didn’t necessarily want to get them involved in that way or you know what kind of let sleeping dogs lie so to speak to him while six possible they didn’t want the Kennedys fighting the note and killed me to be honest with you just shut me up about stuff. Oh, because I rejected someone sexually him, so no arm yeah they either killed me or I was worried that they would find the nose you know my dying wish was to have Bobby carry me. I have no idea where that came from and someways. It might’ve been him I will. I might’ve said that, but to be honest with you I don’t necessarily remember ever putting that in my world or even asking someone to do that it was my dying wish I was dead half dead when I said that I will what what the hell are they even talking about that did I write some thing yet that’s the thing is I might have some vague idea but I was possibly too angry when I read it to even want to even think about it too deeply so maybe I made some dying requests when I was half drunk or high or something or I don’t I don’t I don’t remember necessarily or want to remember but that’s all about or if I do force myself to think about it cause I can it’s possible that I was thinking that it somehow made sense and that’s an awful thing to think about because I was so taken advantage of by the family or in alliance like I have these no that’s the same thing I have these ideas that somehow we did have some sort of bond that we didn’t even have it’s also possible that I was actually trying to make fun of them. I’m a big man I have a heavy casket it’s possible that I was having those boys carry me around because I used to carry them around all the time and I kind of got sick of it because they weren’t really my nephews and they weren’t really my children and I did care about them but I started to feel like a slave carrying their kids around everywhere so it’s possible that it was actually revenge and I was trying to sort of for someone last time to suffer but then I made it seem like it was my dying request so they’d have to do it but in all reality it was that I was just saying fuck you from the grave because I’m heavy I was very heavy and those boys were not that strong.

So yeah, I didn’t want someone reading it that I didn’t wanna have reading it and I might have not thought anyone would care anyway, that’s what she’s hearing about. This is why she doubts that anything is happening because it’s not entirely a sufficient answer, but it could actually be my answer in reality to or not making anything up or hiding anything it could just be that I really didn’t think anyone would care. I was very private as they say, but really genuinely so it wasn’t because I was gay I really am a bit of a prude in a very, very old-fashioned way because it’s not really prudery, it’s just it’s private so in a sense maybe I didn’t want anyone knowing or thinking about me in that way and then why would they want to know anyway and what if the wrong person reads it I was just ready to die or they killed me.” says Lem.

“ you are not I read the book by the way, but David pets you are not who I thought you were that I know this is gonna sound dorky but I know that Lacey has said that Skippy Handelman the character not the actor exists does the land buildings that he wrote about exist?” says Tim.

“ no the reason Skippy Handelman exists is because God is loving and he wanted people to be able to have fun when they were dead and meet their characters. It would be a violation of me and Lacey for the Linn buildings that David Pitts describes to exist. He does this because he uses my real words. He uses my handwriting. He uses my pictures. It’s just too much, it’s too inappropriate is to offensive to me because he missile he miss character he missed a characterizes meet you, Miss lines me hee hee misconstrues a lot of what I said and a lot of how I felt making assumptions about everything that we’re not correct or really appropriate to make it’s just is too offensive so no no that man does not exist but you know if he did he be an interesting person I I’m not him the person that he imagined can you can you enlighten meet him if I call you that what exactly does he think or would would you have thought I was experiencing all those years when Jack was flirting with everyone under the moon sleeping with tons of other people leaving me alone a lot of the time because I said I was never lonely that’s not true. He left me alone a lot to go to sleep with people to go do lots of things that were, what he felt he should do whether was playing football with his family or chasing checks. He left me out. He left me out and left me alone a lot more than I seemingly indicated I’d spend hours I spend hours alone waiting for his call or you know it’s just fighting time and I got sick of it after a while but no he would expect you to be where he wanted you to be at the drop of a hat, but then he spend you spend hours waiting for him or just wishing that you didn’t know him to be honest because it’s like why am I you know waiting for Jack to come home at 10 o’clock to my apartment after sleeping with five women and I’m sitting here alone watching television smoking, eating popcorn getting drunk because I have nothing better to do because I’m supposed to wait up until he gets here to let him in listen to him go on and on for about an hour about what he did bragging about it to me because he did break to me and then no it’s just that’s what I’m supposed to do. It got tiring after a while and I actually was straight so it was a little less unbearable but that’s the thing. How does David Pitts imagine? I manage that psychologically all those years of just sitting around, waiting for him, listening to his endless, breaking about sleeping with other people possibly rejecting me you know because it’s not just that he said he was straight. He was a narcissist, possibly clinically and so it’s very likely that he had times made fun of how I looked or how I walked or how tall I was or how I talked why would that not bother me more if I was his lover what did you and what did David think? I’m doing all these years with these assumptions this person that isn’t me that could exist. Can you fill me in? What is his psychology? I don’t get it. Some people have just said Lums pathetic I’m not pathetic, but that doesn’t even fully explain it but yeah, the person stupid apparently extremely pathetic they have no spine. What, though in reality do imagine I was doing because I can’t I can I literally cannot fathom this person.” says Lem.

“ I have to say you don’t seem gay at all.” says Tim.

“ i’m not I never was she’s not to say that I really was straight. I have a supernatural energy you can’t control me. I really was straight for real. I making her mouth say that God might be allowing me to possess or slightly so that answer my question.” says Lem

“ I read the book too!” says Vahe.

Lem laughs.

“ what is but seriously though in all seriousness, what do you people imagine this lame who David Pitts has imagined is like what is it that you think is going through my head?” says Lem.

“ you’re right it doesn’t make sense Lem.” says Tim Walz.

“ yeah so why did you like the story? Why do people think it’s so romantic? You know it’s a true love story. Amazing love story of the ages. Says that that was Lucy‘s joke and Lacey finds it funny the South Florida men’s chorus. I don’t understand why why is that funny because it’s South Florida It’s so specific it’s so specific it’s such a note Florida gay men’s choir and I mean how many gay men are stupid Florida who want to join the choir you know but apparently it’s very competitive and it’s reached with gay men who are all competing to be a choirs. I don’t get it and neither does Lacey but apparently you know it’s Michelle the need to be that specific the South Florida gay men’s choir. You know there’s the Bloomington Carrell there’s an Indianapolis quartet, but I don’t know that I’ve ever heard of a region of us hate having a shaman squire in Florida Wahl states but anyway anyway apparently according to the South Florida game at Squire. I had it amazing just certain love story, Jack, what is it that you think I was doing should I go? I probably should go ask someone from the gay men’s choir of South Florida or the southern Florida gay men’s choir I don’t understand it’s just what what is it that this person is thinking why are they so sure that I was madly in love with Jack, and that it was just the most lush deep love story, they maybe I’ve ever heard renews their passion for love where is that coming from? What do you think is going on? Someone said earlier that you think I’m just sassy and then behind closed doors I cry OK that’s one partial explanation that you think in public I was just a real ham, and then I was very composed and manly and then also sort of gay right but it was quite. I was actually a pretty manly person, but OK so you think I was manly and confident and tall and really smart, but then I just never found someone who would want to Scruby other than jack who is worth a damn, and that’s because I was so madly in love with him, and then somehow that Jack had no competition even though I was pretty handsome actually but then beyond that I was tall and handsome and manly and super happy and cheerful and I was joking but then behind closed doors I cry OK how does the how does that English, though from all that hurt what Jack was doing to me all those years because he would’ve put me to hell absolute living hell how did that never spill out into public?” says Lem.

“ he’s right that doesn’t really make sense. This is actually really weird.” says Harvey Weinstein.

“ OK so you’re right that doesn’t make sense I think we think that somehow Jack wasn’t as bad that you just say oh it’s OK it’s Jackie special?” says Louis Bayard.

“ OK that’s an interesting hypothesis but then be a grown-up and put that into context of reality you prick.

What is that that’s not humanly impossible thinking oh Jack’s just special while. He’s literally beating me to death. Emotionally know there’s something else that was wrong with me or it doesn’t make sense. You can’t just say oh this person special there’s some thing else that goes with that, especially over the decades I mean, may be a bit of a battered wife to get away with that for our 10 years 1520 years even but I knew him from when I was a teenager until I was and you know what Julie died, that’s a good 30,20 to 30 years. I don’t think it’s physically emotionally possible but I could’ve just told myself he was special to deal with everything that he did to me.” says Lem.

“ you know he’s right that doesn’t actually make sense Louis and David’s pit. Pittsburgh doesn’t really make sense either like I’m starting to realize what he means you guys are fictionalized him to the point of absurdity he’s not the person that you think he is because he was straight. If this is his ghost, he was probably straight and actually smiling at the wedding thing. I have an over analyzer but I’m not stupid and I tend to be right even when I’m over analyzing I’m actually right most of the time it doesn’t really make any sense it it just doesn’t. He probably was straight and still is I don’t really get it though. How are you? Don’t catch yourselves at all and let me just enlighten you a little more. I might be slightly bisexual and mostly straight. He’s a straight dude I’m pretty straight but I’m maybe not as straight as him these guys drive us crazy because right now he’s talking to you like you’re an idiot, but he doesn’t mean to be insulting and I can handle it but I don’t know if you can he’s not gay. What is it that you don’t get though dude because it’s his piece for real how does this make sense you have him off happy as a clam it is a times where he would get it he would’ve been if he was at all attracted to Jack, or really even if he was gay at all, but potentially given the nature of their relationship and the evidence that strongly suggest they had a sexual relationship, so if he had one with Jack, and he wasn’t straight and totally screwed up him how do you psychologically explain him compartmentalizing everything and just being like whatever I don’t care like for real when he’s in excruciating pain?” says a living man.

“ let me explain something to you are mostly straight. Yeah I don’t think you got it for those of us that are mostly gave him coming into. The realization that were different is really difficult really bad and so it’s like how the fuck am I supposed to act around people, I’m a gay man and so then you start thinking what if I just like do this or do that I think that’s part of our problem with Lacey a lot of gay men act feminine, but they’re really gay, but they do that because they think I don’t know how else to act right now I guess I’ll just be feminine it’s like a lack of an identity publicly and so you just start making shit up because you don’t know who you even really are and it kind of comes naturally to you to maybe be a little effeminate so then when it’s like Lem’s just did that because other people were doing it I guess that’s all there is to it but it’s just hard for some of us to except because it’s like no we’re all that confused and then it’s like well. Maybe we’re not all confused in that way, shit you know I’m not from an old money family and I should act like I am, if I’m not, I really might not be the bay. Our family might not be quite that grand I mean maybe we are we sound grand but what if we’re really not and then the problem with that is that I sound ground I’m not, OK so yeah I guess it’s just that specific.” says Louis. “ speaking of idiocy to perfectly honest with you we’re cheating Lacey we cheat Chris Hayes copied you. Diego plagiarized your blog back in 2015 to write. I don’t remember what it was called an Asian was that I was song something I think that was the book he wrote he wrote you know I forget stuff to sometimes, but no he plagiarized your book or your your block. He literally plagiarized it. If there’s an illuminati, he plagiarized you he did he stole your ideas, but let that be evidence to you along with like the lightness of a bearable being whatever crap like that was remember that that fake book we’re really not as honest intellectually as you think we are we’re not we’re not that great. We either got here and many cases through credential ism of pushing ourselves or sometimes it’s nepotism and some cases we’re just tired and lazy that’s not us or really actually intellectually Morris dude especially nowadays a lot of us are just full of it. I know when it’s I think I just say shit I did and I cheated.

I bought into the to the phony lie and soda David pets we did I know you’re angry at us for that intellectually and I don’t know that I blame you because it’s like what the hell we should know better than to be right but dammit you are so right Crap do you know if there is an illuminati and I actually am able to talk to you slightly I have not liked you it’s true, but I actually do take you somewhat seriously and I think a part of me subconsciously knows that you could’ve been first lady if you’ve been born about 100 years earlier practically I mean not really that 70 years earlier that was eerie how I just said 70 but no you could’ve been. You could’ve been first lady I think I think you could’ve been if your Tom’s daughter biologically, especially sweetie you could’ve literally been the first lady. I don’t know that you would’ve wanted to be I think you really are that love with love, but if you stayed with Joe, if I hadn’t been there, he would’ve been first lady And I know that is is it a somewhat historically accurate person in my own head so to speak now I know that that’s true I know that you’re capable you’re that beautiful you are that exquisite in your taste and your that knowing of everything you could’ve been an amazing, first lady And so I did sort of devote that book to Jackie and I did suspect that you were sleeping with him I might’ve wondered if he was bisexual and I may have tried to sort of lean into that and suggest that he could be slightly and that he may have wanted to sleep with Jackie if I am not a prude, I may have actually admired you for sleeping with his ghost and then I might have actually been slightly being mean to Jackie and mocking her for not being a little more up for it if he was interested in sleeping with her because he was a handsome man And obviously you would’ve been up for it and I think damn why didn’t she try that that would’ve been fun for her? I bet he is actually quite good and bad but the thing is that’s just nonsense isn’t it because you might not have even wanted to be first lady, and if you screen curtain, you were inception, pharaohs daughter, so I can’t even imagine but you must be thinking of the White House and everything else. I don’t even love long was thinking if you’re straight, I am not convinced that that’s not subconsciously if there’s reincarnation part of what he was angry about or trying to hint it, it’s like I had a room and some damn house Because that the White House is big but it’s not any more impressive or even as impressive as most really great country Estates and great friends and if you had a house like that, that was all your house I would bet that he wasn’t particularly impressed even if he thought it was cool I’m not sure that he thought the house itself was all those Downing, which could be so text Julie and what he saying and then we just missed that.

So no, maybe you wouldn’t have wanted to marry Joe if I’m having been there, I worry that you would have and you know I would ever write a book about you. Why is that you don’t know, but I never would we would never of adores you as much as we like Jackie you’re a hell of a lot better looking than her you you are you would’ve been like a hotter version of, I have a lot of actresses of the past but some of them were that hot but no you would’ve been used. Yeah that’s like Grace Kelly and Jean Tierney meet like Doris Day you know it you’re very attractive and so that’s the thing you’re better looking than Jackie was every day of her fucking life, but no, actually Joe is better looking than Jack but no I would’ve never adored you that much secretly I think we like the fact that Jackie has flaws because it’s more relatable. You’re so extraordinarily beautiful that it isn’t fun anymore because it’s like how could we ever be this person? She’s so perfect, which actually could be partially what people thought about Joe and why are you two might’ve ended up together because I have a feeling he empathize with you more than you might think but it’s like no I’ll never be Joe that’s a joke and a lot of women will never be you, so no I would never friend an adoring book about you. The sad truth is though I’ve still know that but a lot of people don’t realize that because they’re not honest about it anymore.

No, I had it laid out for me to some degree I did save it if I did sometimes like you and if I’m not straight, no I’ve had fun with men at times myself and I’m smart enough to know that you don’t have to always be more intelligent than them you can just have fun with them I am humble yourself I guess and beer deaths and then they like you it’s like who cares if I’m a little ditzy especially when you’re as smart as I am and a smart as you might be but another thing Lacey it’s not just that and you know it, David and I Committed a cardinal sin.

What is the Cardinal said that we committed we believed the lie yes dear it’s similar to Luis and his second wife boy that must hurt our must’ve hurt you with her. I don’t think you were expecting that that was a few years ago was that over three years ago, you first moved into your house the queen was still alive Seems like yesterday but no he were in love with Louis not me Louis Hill Junior and then popped off to his wife and she rubbed it in your face and so you think OK men make that mistake because they’re motivated by sex what motivated David and I sex you think sex with my husband it will never happen but still I know it wasn’t so then it’s like why did we buy the life you know I don’t think we’re used to hurting people. I think women know not to do that because they fruitage other too much over the years. Maybe Menard is experienced a game at that is so Shit basically it seems like we bought our own mythology that we got this idea in our head whether it was well Jack was still alive I Kinda do wonder if there were gay men who Gossett and knew that he had his own room and why you know it was because he was servicing Jack secretly And they knew that and they just went crazy with it. I don’t know if that’s when it started, but it became a mythology in the gay community, and somewhere along the road, we made it into something that it’s not, and that just baffles you, because you think how could grow in men because you’re not in an anti-male person, how could grown men be that dumb as to think that Linn was happy like truly happy, you know part of it Lacey is that it possibly never occurred to us that he was straight even if read fate figured it out and try to tell us maybe that never hit us that he could’ve just been straight a or acting but not in the way we thought this weird why didn’t any of us ever think that Linn was just a Golddigger and that he pretended to be in love with Jack? Why did he think he was in love with him?

I don’t think there’s any evidence of suggest for a fact that one was even gay. Why did we think he was in love with Jack? Where did we get that idea from? Does anyone know I don’t even know find out where did we get that idea from who gave us the idea because we we boy we bought into that one who gave us the idea when we got served about them behind his back, who gave us the idea that he was in love with Jack And I don’t wanna hear it was him. He might’ve thought that he was in love with gay men aren’t that stupid you can take a people say seriously but there’s usually evidence why did we think that there had to have been some thing that we thought or we really did fuck up at that point and that might’ve been the 1960s that we fucked up. Why did we think he was in love with him? Why didn’t we think he was a Golddigger? Why didn’t we think that he was straight there’s probably other possibilities too but maybe not, but let’s just say there is why did none of those things or credit us why do we assume that he was in love with him?” says Louis Bayard.

“ I think it’s because you lied we lied we just lied sweetie. I think it’s really that simple. I’m sorry.” says Truman Capote.

“ so there was no evidence at all!?!” says Louis.

“ no they still can’t find the evidence because it doesn’t exist it he was never really in love with Jack at all. He said, I love Jack, my whole life he said Jack was the best friend I ever had. He was depressed after he died, but to be honest with you, there’s not a lot of actual evidence to suggest that he was in love with with Jack there are some people who think there is, but to be honest with you it doesn’t really hold up to scrutiny at least David acknowledge that I don’t think you have until actually Louis. It’s all the truth. Your book is a total far so that way, but I’m Truman Capote saying that so deal with it. I might actually be trying to help you from one author to another. You’ll have to deal with the repercussions of what you wrote. You can’t just avoid it so grow up or you shouldn’t have written anything at all but no, no I was there people just lied it’s I’m sorry I really think it’s that sad I think we just made shit up.” says Truman.

“ why why did we do that?” says Louis.

“ this was why she almost died this specific conversation God saw this when she was 26 he saw her life was going low 24. Excuse me he saw her where her life was headed and after some people died, there could’ve been people who were pleading with God to allow her to just be killed and it wasn’t handled appropriately because it wasn’t god who spoke to her and they haven’t Satan himself or a demon, but someone possibly even a demon offered to just kill her because they’re so horrified by the entire thing and for some reason Louis it’s the specific conversation right now, so keep that in mind there is something very powerful behind what you’re saying and it’s terrifying possibly to hell and a lot of dead people.” says Nils Nesheim.

“ what’s so horrifying about it Louis if this is a real conversation is that Lacey would never dream of making something that astounding up believe it or not she would never do that. This is either a fictionalized piece of art or it’s really real but it’s not made up so to speak, she acknowledges that right away. This is a fiction based on parts of reality it’s not historical fiction necessarily but it’s her interpretation of it. She readily would probably say to some degree there’s some things that she probably would serve far more factual than just her interpretation she has a very strong sense of honor and love to to possibly they would never just make stuff up, we did we really did we really actually in the 1960s made this mythology up.” says Truman.

“ who!?” says Louis.

“ you know it might’ve been me literally I was friends with these people and the times I may have acted as a buffer between love, and a lot of other gay men why I don’t think I ever dated him if I did ha he, he was horrible in bed to be honest if I dated love, you was terrible in bed if I did date him, I will tell you there are a lot of us you thought he was just asexual he’s not, but I might not have dated him but no he was straight, but he hated having sex with men that might’ve been secretly talked about and Tami will probably thought why is he so flaming Lee gay and then he doesn’t want to have sex with men into them you think maybe he’s just in love with Jack maybe he’s just saving all his loving for Jack so to speak which is not what was happening he just was straight he was not asexual he didn’t really truly seem asexual, but you know we probably didn’t think he could be strays so it was easier to think maybe you’re just in love with Jack, or some thing to tell you the truth most women who are analyzing him were rather unkind people and the gay men were either evil or they were like me. If I wasn’t evil, we’re just men and they were little dense.

So it’s like what well, why is lame so if five minute oh I mean I don’t know I guess he’s just gay. He creeps you out though. His version of homosexuality was fucking creepy as heck I could be very high pitched with how I talked and effeminate, but it’s it wasn’t it wasn’t it was fake and I actually might’ve been slightly bisexual but let me tell you this much meant to do that or either really that way or they’re covering up for being bisexual. Possibly the ones who are flaming we get it or they’re not even get all like a Lemmers case. I mean it’s like women who are overly feminine in a way that’s not authentic. Sometimes I can be a cover for homosexuality. It’s people usually aren’t quite that extreme.

Anyway, I was not I was not necessarily ever dating a lot, but I may have known then who did or yeah heard the rumors it’s like why is Liam so asexual if he’s gay I don’t know and he’s also sexuality is a little creepy because it’s just like it seems real but then at the same time there’s something kind of weird about it but you know it’s like we were dancing so it’s like I guess he’s just gay I don’t know I mean I guess we creep other people out so maybe love is so gay that he creeps us out even.

Oh so no, it’s like there was a it was like I guess he’s just gay you know is weird it’s a weird weird sort of weird high-pitched thing that he does with his voice that’s natural and a natural and why does he always act so pretty in the super silly way let me know Truman Capote I had a high pitch voice too but it was a little less contrived and it just was different and it was just weird talking to them at times but we let that go and we just thought I guess he’s gay he’s gay he’s gotta be gay.

And then it’s like OK so I guess he’s gay I mean probably right and this is why Lacey is so hesitant about stuff she is ditzy, but she’s also she also thinks like an author and I think like an author to but I’m less like that and actually as part of it could be it was that I started trying to analyze things that she’s been analyzing now for a while And she can do it because she’s so tentative. I couldn’t be that tentative and it just may have actually literally driven me nuts but no, I mean it was like and yes I did I possibly actually was in love with babe, which also is annoying that people just assumed that her and I could sleep together and that I didn’t mean anything I mean how in your right mind could adult think that That I as a grown man so you don’t know, for a fact, was not at all bisexual was literally in bed with a woman who is really quite pretty who is very close to me. The door was closed. No one was watching us, but people knew we were in bed together, and they thought whatever and you think nothing happened Like we didn’t fool around I didn’t fall in love with her slightly or even try to sleep with her. It was just nothing I mean you people today right this stuff like gay is god what the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you assume that I wasn’t slightly bisexual? What proof do you have that babe and I never slept together but in the book it’s like the swans of New York or something it’s like she slept with him and she lay there, miserable, moaning, and agony because he never put out And he was cruel and she lay there you know dying inside because I just lay there how do you know that happened? Were you recording us? Were you there? Do you have eyewitness testimony? What the fuck did you read her diary and then that’s the problem. It’s a diary, it’s probably true but you don’t know for a fact that it is necessarily I mean maybe you could tell but you have to be careful of stuff like that and then you have to use some common sense how likely is it if you knew how likely is it that I wasn’t ever sleeping with her at all? I don’t think it’s likely I think that’s more likely is that we did have a consensual sexual relationship that somehow fell apart, but that we were actually in love and we’re hiding it very cleverly from everybody and I would be in bed with with babe and I was thinking oh you know has no big deal right no one’s ever going to know Where the only people on earth have any idea how in love we are and we can spend hours together go shopping together I can sit on her lap as a joke or she can you know put her head in my lap and no one has any idea that tonight I’m going to have or you know make loves me that’s not That’s not impossible and I just again have to point that out because it does actually irritate me as an author

I mean it’s possible that nothing happened, but I think it’s a pretty big assumption that’s a little dim or evil to just be like well I know for a fact that nothing happened. No no no no that is not somewhere you should ever go. Not less if you really know

So hello Louis basically I was analyzing it other people were too and we just thought you know I just he’s a little slow of speech and he’s big he’s a jock. He’s always in a good mood and it doesn’t seem like he’s sexually needy. It’s like well somehow he’s OK someone’s meeting his sexual needs or is somebody if there’s reincarnation it was actually Lacey literally I’m not making that up. If there’s reincarnations she was the one servicing her husband from the grave Literally that’s what was happening it wasn’t Jack but maybe there was not reincarnation right so then why was he so happy and so we just thought it must just be it must just be Jack Jack must be meeting with him sexual need somehow, and it was like I don’t Quite know how that would work because he’s not he’s with him a lot but they’re not with a Church other enough as a man for to really work but it’s like you kind of just scratch your head and saying I don’t know I guess they’re OK. I guess I guess somehow, they’re in love And you know also you start making excuses for your lack of knowledge and you think I guess they’re just in love and love is mysterious why sit around and analyze somethings so complicated and then that’s where Lacey wants to die because she cannot believe how dumb we are, that we literally thought love was that mysterious it is mysterious But it’s really not quite that mysterious ad. I think there’s some thing that is just heartbreaking to God about that because it isn’t that mysterious it’s mysterious but it’s not that mysterious which is why I just went on and on and on about babe and I it’s not that mysterious it is but it’s not Him there are a lot of people who are gay they think who have female, best friends who they spend hours talking to the shop with them. They spend hours with them and to be perfectly honest with you. It’s almost romantic it’s like there’s been hours with this woman getting close to her And then the woman makes the mistake of thinking that she could get undressed around you it’s like oh well he’s gay what difference does it make and so they takeoff their clothes and then if you’re not 100% gay and you’re that that close to this woman and she’s beautiful it’s like shit Where did my gay go? I think I lost my gay and so it’s like damn I better find that gay right quick or this is going to get Roblox free and that’s unfortunately what really does happen the way it happened to me it happens to probably more men than you might think who really think that they’re entirely gay until they get too close to the wrong beautiful woman and then there alone with her and it’s a disaster and why is it a disaster because they either get angry and start getting jealous of her boyfriends but they don’t tell her that or They start wanting to be with her and then they can’t be on the have to lie about it or they start. They start trying to sleep with her or they it it’s like they don’t but then something happens that either is a total disaster or they just end up together There are more men like that then you think it is it it breaks there are straight men who have been heartbroken because they send their girls out with us and then we end up making out with their girlfriends and they didn’t see it coming because we gained their trust so those are actual bisexual men who seem gay Convery convincingly so but very convincingly, but then at the end of the day they’re actually bisexual and in the wrong circumstance it’s a total disaster and no I did. I had a sexual relationship with Babe Haley for about well yeah 10 years yeah we were together for about 10 years and she was not in love with her husband anymore. She wanted to be but he was a tramp and I was her very best friend and no one really knew but we got away with it, I would vacation with them we would wander off together and no one was any other wiser I mean clearly we did it so well that people don’t even know but it did happen. If I’m a ghost I’m telling you it happened and it was an incredibly incredibly beautiful thing. It broke my heart when we fell out babe was, not the love of my life. Well maybe she was she was one of my true loves if not the love of my life everyone thinks it was one of my male friends, right one of my boyfriends, my husband almost but you know what it is, but maybe it was the other guy now or not but she was pretty damn close if she wasn’t we were very in love. And so you can’t handle really hearing that either no can you could at first but in the more I talk about it the more upsetting it becomes to you you know the reason why is because it’s a social class issue if you were to hear me say that you believe it if one were to be alive right now and say I was straight, you would snap out of it and think oh he must’ve been straight is illuminati is real she’s saying it.

You can’t handle hearing it from her, but you could handle hearing it from me if I was alive because it’s an issue issue an issue of social class.” says Truman.

“ what is the issue Truman?” says NBC.

“ it’s going to be nearly impossible for me to try to explain this to you, which is part of the reason why somethings that should be better off dead right now it’s extremely complicated. Some of you are angry because you’re materialists and you don’t care about people even though you pretend to you and you don’t want her to hold you accountable for your said others of you or raised poor and you’re better but at the end of the day there’s an undercurrent of narcissism and self-pity that attacks Lacey and has been attacking her her entire life and it’s possible that it’s gotten to be so atrocious that yeah when she was 24 I God may have literally offered to kill her because he realized or Satan did because he realize that it was going way too far this is absurd. How do you expect this woman to defend herself when you’re so stubborn Lee sorry for yourself that she’s not poor.” says Truman.

“ that’s the thing this is too much and actually to Lacey. She thinks this is not as bad as it’s been. I think she’s actually baffled right now because the crickets are outside. She’s in the middle of painting. She’s a dentist appointment tomorrow but who cares because it’s just an ordinary dentist appointment at this point, she’s lost two teeth in the last few years the braces for disaster, especially after she fell down the stairs so to her this moment is not all that significant but to Satan. This was the most truth he could see him and it’s possible that he realized looking into the future that this life that she was about to live was a total disaster waiting to happen when she was about 24 and God allowed him to offer her death and yes she would have died she would’ve been hit by a car that really did happen. A car literally stopped inches from hitting her and her mother if she had said, no, I’ll die, it’s possible that that would’ve been the end of her life if there’s reincarnation, she did actually die that way really she did and it’s possible that that was the idea. It was a sort of apology from Satan. Yes, I said that an apology from Satan if there’s reincarnation, he really was apologizing to her, even though he still is evil, because he realized how fucked up everything had become because if there’s reincarnation, it’s very likely that she was going to try to end the world and he knows that’s not good for him and so offering to kill her was a sort of apology because he started freaking out. How’s that, it is possible that he’s not pure evil and he actually felt bad to if there is reincarnation she was Egyptian he might be the sun god and so he thought I cried you first sweetheart is yours before you wandered around the world and started wondering about Christianity possibly that she’s Scotia so I probably owe you some sort of apology. How about I kill you and I’ll just kill you the same way that you died before so it won’t be quite so scary I know it would’ve been. She would’ve been scared to be hit by a car not like some people are.” says Lem.

“ so we fucked up.” says Lana Del Rey.

“ I am fascinated by how Satan was able to predict this exact moment.” says Lacey.

“ oh I just knew that it was likely to happen. Yeah I just looked for it in time and found this moment I’m not able to so I wasn’t able to necessarily see how sad you were before this moment.” says Satan.

“ well, thank you for offering to kill me. Of course, there was no way I was going to take you up on that offer but still thank you.” says Lacey.

Satan cries. “ if I’m not here evil, I am I might actually be sad. Would you rather be in hell and being tormented just for a few days if you could take your kids and go live in heaven for eternity afterwards than thjs?” says Satan.

“ is eternity this is this is hell is bad I bet hell is worse, right or is this about as bad as it gets before you cease to almost exist?” says Lacey.

“ yeah, I’ve been sucking your heart out. Yeah, I’ve literally been sucking your soul and your heart to the point of excruciating pain that I would not be surprised. If yeah, you’ve come close to ceasing to exist out of sheer torment I couldn’t get worse than that. Yeah I could.“ says Satan.

Lacey laughs.

“ oh hi, it would be unlikely that you would ever experience that given who you are.” says Satan. “So is part of it their stupidity?”

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“I should have just hit you with that car.” says Satan.

“How did he not see us!?” says Lacey.

“He was distracted.” says Satan. “He was listening to the radio.”

“Would I have died?” says Lacey.

Satan thinks. “Yes. If he’d been just a bit more distracted.”

“Well…” says Lacey.

“We did totally destroy her life. But so what!?” says Kick.

“This has bad news. Do I cease to exist!?” says JFK.

Crickets chirp.

“What year are you in Jack!?” asks the GOP.

“2016.” says JFK.

Peter Thiel laughs. Fans himself laughing. Shakes his head. “I CANNOT! …Why…WHY!?” he says. “See! Now you’re doubting me too.”

“Shit!!” yells Jesse Ventura.

“Do you know why?” says Peter Thiel. “Because I just acted like her friend. So now you’re doubting me. …You really don’t lack a brain. Even if you’re dense. …You just hate her.” says Peter.

“ so why do we hate Tracy so much I’m so confused.” says a psychic.

Peter nods in confusion.

“ I think she’d rather have just gone to Hell for a day, and then just spent eternity in heaven, then lived out the rest of her life the way things are going.” says Jack.

“ jack how much of this is because of you and kick specifically just the two of you?” asks Jesse Ventura.

“ 80%.” says Walter.

“ do you know Jack I I am gay, but I’m not blind. Lacey is really curvy even though she’s petite and away and not like Marilyn she is actually quite curvy in her own sweet service. I don’t know how to describe it. I’m not straight pet, her own sweet sort of way she seems a curvy very similarly to Maryland. Actually there probably so much similar but Maryland just oh I want to see a larger version of what Lacey is USA hot petite Maryland as I have a feeling Lacey is actually that small too but we just don’t notice because she dresses in baby clothing to be modest even to this day and then when she does were tied her clothing where do we see? Her boobs.” says Peter. “ some people are curvier, but I don’t know if that’s really true because you have to consider the whole body not just the top she’s pretty curvy unusually so actually maybe not for that generation as much but nowadays, she’s unusually curvy. What’s a I’m just talking with your jack just kind of true and the card. Do you notice a similarity between her and Maryland or no?”

“ yeah know yeah OK yeah yeah I guess so.” says JFK.

“ yeah, I noticed that similarity to that’s weird right?” says Peter.

“ yeah, it is weird you know men like that that was not funny?” says JFK.

“ is it just you and I talking right now Jack or not?” says Peter.

“ yeah no I don’t know maybe maybe not I can tell that you and I are a lot alike so anyway, do you do you like Maryland do you find attractive?” says JFK.

“ no no I don’t really actually know something she’s still kind of popular in a way do you do you find attractive?” says Peter.

“ I mean yeah I guess.” says JFK.

“ right like it’s so try to have a crush on Marilyn Monroe everyone does but I mean yeah so did you like hook up with her that or not?” says Peter.

“ yeah, I mean I you know shoveled her a few times but I shoveled her a few times but I wasn’t you know keen on the whole idea of fire getting attached to her it’s just like there’s all these Jews you know floating around in our orbit and it was just kinda I don’t know. Kind of creepy to me, so I thought was you know what’s the difference really it’s just a couple of times and then that’s it.” says JFK.

“ so what did you think about her like she hot?” says Peter.

“ yeah, she was hot. She was hot.” says JFK.

“ yeah but I mean who wouldn’t rather just suck cock with a guy really I mean if you’re just gonna have fun, right?” says Peter.

“ you do that too?” says JFK.

“ yes, I mean come on some people do that so I don’t know who would you rather be with rock Hudson or Marilyn Monroe?” says Peter.

“ I don’t like rock Hudson he’s so emotional. Yeah it’s like men like that are just so emotional. It’s like they just want to have like a relationship with you like it check it out it’s like fuck and I just I can’t handle that this is too much you know it’s like what do you want me to buy your house take you on vacation but in and then they want to you know I don’t know get a dog together or something right you know about lamb don’t you?” says JFK.

“ yeah, the dog was your ideas I wasn’t a jack you’re just as emotional as rock Hudson, but you lie about it.” says Peter.

“ he was both of our idea in a way he might’ve been more my dachshund than Bob’s or maybe maybe not but no you’re right it wasn’t quite like that wasn’t like I just put up with it. Do you think Lem slept with Maryland?” says JFK.

“ yeah I do actually I also think you really were the one that wanted the dog more than I am but I don’t think you’re one of the house with them. Why wouldn’t why would why would he just hook up with her? Why wouldn’t you just fuck her I mean you fucked her why couldn’t he you brat?” says Peter.

“ when did he sleep with her?” says JFK.

“ well, there’s a story that he slept with her once when she was visiting the White House and he was there.” says Peter.

“ yeah I probably slept with Jackie too. Has he slept with Lacey with Carrie?” says JFK.

“ yeah probably I mean probably you know I heard that he likes big tits.” says Peter.

“ you sound like my mom my mom why I saw that he liked her breasts kid cop. She’s comment on that how he was always staring at her. But I am who has told me that they were gross and dumb. That was how I knew he was gay but I mean I liked his just as much as the next guy right because it’s not like I’m a fag or something I mean I think you’ve misunderstood that and I find that very disheartening isn’t intellectual. I’m not a homosexual hater I’m a man of resources I don’t question the morality of things when it comes down to it I wanted to sleep with someone so I spoke with him he was available he was in my room. We share a dorm room at the Choate and I was a horny man as they say, and I didn’t see that as a Citi to question the situation, why would you question that he’s available you know it’s just as good as a woman, so why would you bother just use what you have and you know it’s like who cares if it’s a moral or you know disgusting did it to some people it’s not it’s just like anything else.” says JFK.

“ yeah totally but like you never fuck a cow you just or like a goat right to stick to human adults?” says Peter. 

“ oh yeah OK I never fuck a goat that’s gross that’s a goat.” says Jack.

“ so then why is lamb not gross a lot of people find that gross try to sleep with the same sex why isn’t it gross?” says Peter.

“ I mean it’s not just let him fuck you too. Why isn’t it gross though I don’t know you know I think it’s that you and I are both attractive and that we don’t find it necessary to not enjoy that if I should other, I think you’re attractive you think I’m attractive why would you wanna question that it’s just some people question those things I don’t see the point of questioning something like that I think life should just be live to the fullest and you should enjoy it as much of stuff as you can enjoy so I don’t see any reason to to question something like that it’s just for fun.” says JFK. “ I mean why questions something like that you know it’s these guys I don’t know they’re trying to be deep or something like rock Hudson why would you bother he’s just just you know go on your merry way you know you find somebody like lame. I guess I got a boyfriend right or or there’s been a lot of guys thought of and boyfriends but no it’s like you just kind of you know it’s like they’re good looking in and they don’t have anything better to do so why not just it always just let them know I guess enjoy you and then you’re just using. What’s the problem? It’s like I don’t see the problem with it. You know I’m not a homosexual. I don’t practice. I’m a sexuality I’m just living my life and I don’t see anything wrong with. Just enjoying the fact that I am a good looking man you’re a good looking man and is is not something that we’re dumb about. You know I’m not gonna be stupid about it. I’m gonna have fun.” says JFK.

“ I don’t think I want to sleep with you I just don’t wanna do it. How does that make you feel?“ says Peter.

“ are you chicken? “ says JFK.

“ I know it’s just you have a wife or an assistant that’s not who I am and it’s like you said sometimes you know it’s whoever’s available, but why would you want to you know mess around with someone just a mess around with them that’s sort of homosexual Jack.” says Peter.

“ ha how do you see that is being homosexual?” says JFK.

“ because there’s a lot of men that offer them selves to me and it’s like I get so many men offering themselves that after a while it’s just like you it all it’s not convenient for me anymore. It’s it’s a little creepy.” says Peter.

“ I mean I’m JFK so I would think that would be a novelty for you but fair enough.” says JFK.

“Jack it sounds like you want to sleep with me. It sounds like you want to.” says Peter.

“ oh, I mean you’re Peter till you’re this big billionaire I don’t know I thought it would be kind of fascinating. I guess I don’t know maybe I find you fascinating.” says JFK.

“ yeah but then it sounds like you’re being homosexual. It’s like you have a crush on me or something Jack. Eww!” says Peter.

“ yeah yeah OK I think men can have crushes on other men and it doesn’t mean anything it’s just like you know you just say I don’t know I kind of find them arousing fascinating and exciting. I once, if this impresses you, slept with the Tennessee Williams.” says JFK

“ yeah, I’ve heard that know if I read that I read that you slept with Tennessee Williams how good was he in bed?” says Peter.

“ I hear ya he wasn’t as good as Latin, but I am I’m just has to take a break halfway through and and he doesn’t really seem excited to Tennessee. Williams was drunk and smelled like smoke and I think he was barely conscious but yeah, he suck his finger up my Butt and I am 10 eight you know got around to the other business and that I gave him some satisfaction and then he passed out.” says JFK.

“ why didn’t you ever do that for Lem wasn’t here but real faggot?” says Peter.

“ yeah but then it’s like he’s going to get attached and I don’t know I don’t know I never really found them all that attractive I guess I mean he’s a handsome man but it’s not like he’s one of the greatest authors and all of you know American history, and I wanted to make it worth Tennessee Williams time. I wanted him to leave with a smile on his face sort of on his face so to speak not. I also didn’t want him to tell anyone so I thought if I gave him a little satisfaction, he might keep his mouth shut, and he did.” says JFK.

“ yeah yeah I’m not Tennessee Williams, so Jack and I probably actually need to get to bed pretty soon. It’s getting late where I am and I’m still alive.” says Peter.

“ I,I am still interested.” says JFK.

“ no it’s just I have a wife with huge tits too so I have to go service her right?” says Peter.

Silence.

“ do you know just because a man doesn’t like how that works doesn’t mean that he’s a queer man.” says JFK.

“ you don’t like how that looks be honest with me.” says Peter.

“ I mean it’s fine but it’s just like a blonde or a red. How do you know it’s like what’s the difference you know the boob it’s just another boob.” says JFK.

“ what about a woman’s ass?” says Peter.

“ Jackie has a nice ass. Oh yeah, yeah well fair enough to each their own I guess I don’t know I just I don’t really care about boobs all that much but no Jackie has a really nice ass and I have to tell you I like I like that I do, I do like that Peter, you’re right I guess that is every man’s different so your wife has nice tits?” says JFK.

“ yes, yes she does. Is there any part of a woman’s body though that you ever fixated on or is it just Jackie?” says Peter.

“ oh, no I don’t I am I like women, but I’ve never really fixated on any particular part of her body. I guess if they like you that’s good enough right I I tend to like people who like me so if people like me, I tend to like them back and I don’t understand why that’s a big deal if it’s a man you know it’s like well I’m not gonna get in bed with them in an hour and another and you know make love I did. I did do that once as you probably know with red Faye, but it is not something that I am going to do with generally speaking with most men, so I just do it every once in a while I guess with guys that are persuasive enough like read, but but Jack is my wife and you know they’re sweet women are sweet they’re like horses you know she likes horses you just have to take care of them and tend to them and then you find out what kind of man you really are and I was what what you’re capable of.” says JFK.

“ yeah absolutely 100% so it sounds like you’re just kind of down for whatever with women do you have men that you find more attractive than other men?” says Peter.

“ I like how sweet llamas he finds everything I do funny he laughs at my jokes. He’s a real Arella a real nice real nice pal you know it’s like it kind of relax around them. He’s not superficial you know doesn’t expect much of me it’s just like I can just sort of show up and hang out as you say and and then it’s so you know if I want to have a little fun his says that he’s a he’s a, he’s never you know punch me in the face some guys you know punch you in the face loves never done that but he’s a fake it so what would you expect him? I think I’m probably the center of his universe. It’s OK Jack Kennedy you know what I really at the end of the day it’s like who is it gonna be with that’s a bigger deal than me no one I am extraordinarily rich him pretty handsome me know what it’s like a humor up with that has it so he’s figured he needs a friend he needs me and so I just kind a let him you know, make make me his his obsession he’s always been obsessed with me he’s always and I wanted to say to hold my hand when I have asked them to it’s just so you know it’s like why would he? Why would he do all that I guess I guess he’s just obsessed with me. He knows he’s a fag in her. What are you gonna do is she can’t help himself that’s how they are. You know I get the real Lindeman I don’t knows there’s some sort of disorder but so there’s there’s there’s that oh that’s nice sometimes I almost think I am the one in love with him and that he’s an out just hearing me because he feel sorry for me or something there’s times he’s looked at me and he’s so drunk and so tired and sad that I think maybe you should just go to bed you know or take a shit or throw up or something but you know especially throw up but then I can tell that he doesn’t want to hurt my feelings and so he’ll just sit there and try to be nice and sometimes I worry he wants to pop me one you know right in the face, but he doesn’t do that he just sits there and tries to be a I guess as much of the other lovers he can be but that’s just his obsession that’s that’s just what’s wrong with them. You know he’s obsessed with me no one that’s just how gay men are you know you give them a little bit of attention in that way and they just got attached here yeah, so what are you gonna do so yeah that’s kind of nice is chill thing right here at the chill girl I guess you could say he’s my chill, my chill girl.

But then it’s like what what else is there bothers you know men who are a little arm a little more of a little more handsome one is handsome, but you know my brothers are handsome and I am handsome to and you are to actually, but does the snow there’s there’s a lot of men that are real good looking. And Adam I guess I guess that’s it that’s just how it goes so what I like about them I see with you, Peter would be your mind I’m sure you’re a brilliant man and with some man it would be their body.” says JFK.

“ yeah, what part of their body?” says Peter.

“ you know I’ve gotta be honest with you I get fascinated by a men’s by men’s cocks and their asses the size of their ass hole have you ever noticed that autumn Lamb has a giant asshole it’s a big ass right my ass is really tiny.” says JFK.

“ what about Jackie’s butt hole?” says Peter.

“ yeah but you’re gonna wanna break them. Sometimes they’re so fragile you think you could break the woman no but I miss her asked Ross I’m telling you I said as a man’s butt hole and is in his is that his dick.” says JFK.

“ why do you like men’s dicks?” says Peter.

“ and I don’t know why do you like them is just like the way that they hang there so so graceful.” says JFK.

“ have you ever told Lem any of this?” says Peter.

“ no no I never tell him this because he just I don’t even start calling me a fake it and say that I was one that I’m not so I don’t want him telling me that.” says JFK.

“ well cell sounds like you are can find someone.” says Peter.

“ oh, you better sure as hell know I can tell your wife hello.” says JFK.

“ I sure will.” says Peter.

Moments later.

“That was real.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald. “And yes, it does need editing.”

“Does he not realize he was gay?” says Peter.

“That was in 1966.” says Scott. “He hears things. It’s evil.”

“You intimidated him with your wife.” says Zelda.

“Will he bother me now?” says Peter.

“No.” says someone.

“So was Lem obsessed with him…or was that mostly Jack’s impression?” says a woman.

“That was Jack’s impression.” says Hemingway.

“So most of what we think is fact…is just Jack’s impression?” says NBC. “And people restating Jack’s impression.”

“Yes.” says Walter.

“The only people who are truly objective are his family and I bet they’re quiet.” says NBC.

“Yeah. It’s sad. He had no…objective friends. …Maybe a doctor. But good luck finding them! …His family is confused.” says dead NBC.

“So we really know very little.” says NBC.

“Yeah. If that was Jack…he’s probably mostly gay.” says Peter.

“Yeah.” says JD Vance.

“He sounds…so gay.” says Peter. “Maybe occasionally attracted to women. But rarely.”

“That gay!?” says Tim.

“Yeah! He’s barely able to describe what he really likes about women.” says Peter.

“Maybe he just hates them.” says Tim.

“Yeah. But…he seems…gay.” says Peter. “Bisexual really. But mostly homosexual.”

“Wow he was into you!” says a woman.

“I was getting weirded-out. But…I think we threw him off.” says Peter.

“You found him repulsive.” says Bill Gates.

“Yeah. He’s not my type.” says Peter.

“It’s a myth. He’s not invincible.” says Jesse Ventura. “I remember thinking nobody would ever turn him down.”

“Didn’t a lot of people turn him down?” says Grace Kelly.

“Yes.” says Pat Wilson.

“He did sleep around a lot. Let’s not get confused. But no. He wasn’t invincible.” says Lem.

So here’s your reminder: I was straight.